Proof That Americans Will Buy Anything

[Music] so [Music] [Music] introducing butter express the fast easy and safe way to cut your butter every day that's totally awesome cool all right that is amazing just open the top slide in your butter or margarine and give a simple click with a perfect pat size every time guaranteed so you'll never have to take out the knife and greasy butter dish or deal with yucky crumbs again just squeeze and you prep your pans in seconds and that makes it super for sandwiches perfect for potatoes great on your greens and fantastic for fish and only butter express has a built-in measuring system with exactly four slices per tablespoon so it's great for baking now you'll work smarter and faster as your kitchen stays cleaner and when you're done butter express goes right back into your fridge until next time with its ergonomically designed trigger handle butter express is gentle and easy for seniors and kids absolutely love it i love butter and every butter express is machine washable so stop the 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good sized squirt of ketchup and a can of cola yes cola for a fantastic barbecue beef pasta better than what they serve at the rib joint at a fraction of the cost want more form cooked ramen and egg into a fast pizza crust then add your favorite toppings for a mouth-watering pizza in minutes it's right here on page 84. and here's my favorite just dump some ramen on top of some leftover chicken and veggies add a can of soup stir and bake a delicious feast for the whole family all for less than three dollars want the best salad ever start with lettuce onions and mandarin oranges top with crushed ramen and pecans and use your seasoning pack to make an awesome dressing a restaurant best seller you can easily make at home love that crunch how about these decadent truffles or grandma's ramen apple pie [Music] i love these recipes i made the creamy berry crumble it was fast easy and so delicious fresh ramen hummus and don't forget dessert chocolate mousse filled ramen cups yummy the whole segment moved just for barringer's eye nuke this is an eight foot long iphone dock and let me tell you it pumps out ten thousand watts of power you can pick one up for thirty thousand dollars let me tell you he turned this on for me just a little bit yesterday i thought i was going to die introducing easy cracker the ingenious new product that lets you crack open eggs separate eggs even crack hard boiled egg quickly and easily without the men we got noah we got the ark dogs and cats living together and every other form of beast on here as well for 27.79 it's the sailing ship noah carry bag you simply grab the handle at the top pick up the carry bag and go on your merry way same old toothbrush until one day with the ring of a doorbell that all changed these magical toothbrushes feature songs by one direction with brush buddies singing toothbrushes mornings are now the most favorite time of her day make your routine more fun with one direction and other hit artists well now there's cami's secret the new fashion accessory that looks just like a camisole but watch closely because here's the real secret it's designed to attach quickly and easily right to your bra straps you can even adjust your cami secret up or down so you can decide just how much cleavage you'll show unlike regular tank tops that ride up and down cami's secret stays securely in place so it's more comfortable to wear self-conscious about wrap tops that come open and leave you exposed with cami secret you can enjoy wearing all your clothes each cami secret is made of soft breathable material with a beautiful lace porter and is available in a variety of designer colors pins pull open and leave holes in your clothes but kami secret attaches to your bra so you can wear all your favorite tops without ruining them perfect for controlling necklines on delicate dresses or adding a touch of color to any top even a plain button-down shirt looks so much better so you can expand your wardrobe and get a layered look without adding bulk machine washable one size fits all whether you're petite or full figured so don't leave your favorite tops in the closet just because the neckline's too low call now and get your cami secret for just ten dollars hi anthony sullivan here for the fridge locker the easy to use personal portable food security system simply put your food or drinks into the fridge locker set the lock to your secret combination and now your food is secure wherever you take it want to keep snacks under wraps so the kids don't grab too many now you can help monitor what your kids eat with the fridge locker use your fridge locker in the fridge freezer or pantry and for easy access the door becomes a shelf unlike other containers the fridge lock is well ventilated so it won't trap odors if you live with anyone who has food allergies the fridge locker can store eggs shellfish wheat products or anything you want to keep safe i know what you're thinking what prevents someone from taking the whole fridge locker well even if you take it you still can't get into it it's so strong it'll hold my body weight still not convinced we put it to the ultimate strength test this is a real live 800 pound grizzly bear and even he's having a hard time getting into the fridge locker i just hope you don't have a bear in your house before the flow be only a skilled professional could produce a good layered haircut tens of thousands have been sold to satisfied customers why because it really works proper suction is the key to getting great looking haircuts with no cleanup [Music] this ingenious device lets you give yourself and family perfect haircuts every time this device called facialflex right it's like a legacy home shopping right like you would tune in yeah you'd see host upon host i i pulled up a clip on youtube david venable was presenting it i mean guys do it too the guy okay she can't talk so i'll just narrate she shall see shelves by her sister this is this is flexing exercising strengthening all the facial muscles and even down through the neck that over time naturally lose their elasticity and now back from the vault i don't even think it's been on air since 2012. wow uh-huh okay sean this is amazing like i'm already a little fatigued a little sore yeah when i first not sore fatigued like do you know how many muscles are in your face no well you took anatomy and physiology oh yeah because you used to be a nurse yeah well you guys know that medical technology okay i did blood tests it's a lot of muscles in here and in here a lot of muscles i'll re-rock okay okay so i know listen we're gonna spend quite a bit of time here i know it looks silly but it's too legit to quit oops uh oh look out let's face it getting an ice cube tray to your freezer is like balancing on a tightrope try that with a regular tray but now everyone can chill out with the no spill chill the revolutionary ice cube tube that's 100 spill proof watch how easy just fill the flexible sleeve with water slide in the ice cube insert and freeze wow what a breeze now look just pop and the cubes drop directly into the cup it's that easy opening jars can be so difficult frustrating and painful and regular jar openers why bother they're difficult to use and only fit a few standard sizes isn't there a better way yes introducing the ultimate jar opener the hardest working jar opener ever invented whether you're big and strong or you have delicate fingers or maybe you have arthritis in your hands like i do and opening any jar can be really painful the ultimate jar opener does the work so you don't have to so a guy walks into a bar remember the unknown comic the gong show of course you do if i were a cat i would be loving this because cats love that sound crinkling sound makes cats just crazy they just love it that's why this is a cat toy that's a cat on the front and when the cat sees this he's going to be drawn to it magically he's going to crawl in the bag and they'll just roll around and sort of wrestle with the bag and just really experience a singular cat thrill called the cat sack cat toy 36.50 yeah you know i mean it's a little bizarre i admit but if you think about most cat toys they're kind of bizarre cats are kind of bizarre what you need is the roli egg master the fast easy pan-free way to make perfect eggs every time just crack pour and rolly eggmaster pops up delicious eggs in minutes it cooks your eggs just like a real pan without all the butter fat and mess look at that and what makes rolly eggs really great is their new easy to eat shape make a delicious bacon and egg rolly for breakfast or a vegetable egg white rollie for a healthy lunch if you can make toast you can make a mouth-watering rolly treat just crack pour and watch them pop up in no time the secret is vertical cooking technology that combines a cylindrical non-stick cooking surface surrounded by a revolutionary heating element so your eggs pop up hot fluffy and perfectly cooked and because of their round shape you can take them for a quick meal on the run or serve up bite size party fun or cut them to add fantastic flavor to salads and sandwiches and eggs are just the beginning make a tasty rolly burrito a perfect pizza rolly or a cinnamon rollie for a delectable dessert it's perfect for the office rv or dorm room plus cleanup is a breeze stop making all this mess and let rolly make perfect eggs that taste their best [Music] grandma you have a pet it's my singing parakeet introducing perfect polly the pet parakeet that comes to life when you enter the room perfect polly is motion activated when you come near she starts to move and sing this life-size replica mimics the sounds and movements of a real parakeet in the wild perfect polly turns to look at you then starts to sing and even shakes her tail feathers her cheerful lilting song can keep you company all day long everyone loves perfect poly parakeets are the most popular pet bird in the world but they require a lot of care now perfect polly brings you all the joy and none of the mess by the window or on the shelf with your perfect poly you're never by yourself so life like you won't believe your eyes look at the detail in this pretty little poly this life-sized perfect polly looks right at home in a cage or perch polly on your finger and watch her start to sing perfect polly chirps her little tune in the morning or the afternoon and when it's time to turn out the light polly keeps quiet throughout the night nothing makes you feel more invigorated and refreshed than a steaming sauna relieving your body of excess stored water which may contain toxins but who has the time to spend in a spa plus the sauna experience can be expensive not anymore introducing the revolutionary sauna pants the at-home sauna experience that you can enjoy when you want to and where you want to right in the comfort of your own home all you do is wrap adjust heat level and relax as the sauna pants deliver a deep 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Channel: Electric Infected

Views: 2,506,780

Rating: 4.9424243 out of 5

Keywords: Infomercial, Montage, Worst Commercial, Stupid Adverts, Funny Adverts, Funny Commercials, Infomercials, As Seen On TV Fail, Funny Infomercials, QVC Bloopers, Stupid Inventions, Adverts, QVC Fail, QVC Fails, Commercial Cringe, Cringe Compilation, Kringe Compilation, Bad Acting, First World Problems

Id: Nv-dYatVfB0

Length: 15min 40sec (940 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 26 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/TheUltimateSalesman]

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with infomercials. The psychology of it all. Here's the thing, if the product provides more perceived value than the cost of the unit, you got a sale. I was recently in India a couple times, and I feel like either TV is still really hot over there, or they're in the golden age of infomercials. I watched hours of them in the hotel room. Junk for sale that we stopped buying 50 years ago. I specifically remember a metal frosting applicator. How many fucking cakes are they frosting over there?? lol

[u/hyperdream]

Mike Rowe's old segments are the best, they just drip with an air of, "What the fuck am I doing here!?"

[u/OneBravo1]

Proof that shameless capitalists will sell anything.

[u/johntwoods]

Listen, as an organization, we are not the brightest group out there.

[u/tabovilla]

Was actually waiting for the ramen segment to be a snl skit

[u/Mictlantecuhtli]

I can't imagine the smell of those sauna pants. Good God, they probably smell like hot ass

[u/Nodiggity1213]

I made it to ramen apple pie and noped out

[u/SquidCap0]

The flowbee apparently works. The butter one does not, the butter slices do not separate like that buy you have to help it with fingers, and if it sits on the table the butter softens even more. It works straight out of the fridge for a minute, after it is going to be a huge mess.

[u/Dejaloop]

I still want a flying lure. You guys had those??