Ol' Ugly - Country Comedian

he is neither a musician or a poet but he's always a guy with standing ovations please make welcome the funny Stella wake up in poetry land ol ugly look I saw hat man why threw down so hard one time the sweatband come oh but I love this old hat so I duct-taped it back in I had it on one time of me I'm older brother blue we were up in the field we were riding around all of a sudden is there big fancy car pulled up beautiful woman gets over this car man she's got a dress cut down that down to here and up to here she's waving us over she wants some directions well you know ever since that a movie Brokeback Mountain come on people who wear cowboy outfits man we to reaffirm our masculinity so what I'm going to do is I'm going to jump on a horse go right across the field bring a horse to a sliding halt jump off all macho like him from that woman and that's what it done man I get on that horse I'm riding across the field more hats up like this year and this is to bring the horse or sliding halt and jump off this whole hat flew off and there I stood in for that beautiful woman with the sweatband [ __ ] [ __ ] my daughter after we give the woman some directions how old a brother Bruce Willis right down into time I said okay so we broke down into town he said this was the bar have a few drinks I said okay so we went over time the horses up outside when they were having a few drinks after a few minutes he said I seem older brother blue starting to get drunk I don't want my brother riding when he's drunk so when he wasn't paying any attention I sneaked to his height of the saddle off his horse turned it around and put it on backwards he took my brother an hour and a half to ride the MA and a half of it he's get not the horse my 86 year old aunt tilly she comes over she sees he's drunk she reached in red the roller pin he sees the rolling pin and he says you'll never guess what happened to me Tony cut the Dan head off my horse I just hit my finger on each other being a steer it all the way home aunt Tilly pillar of the community she still belongs to the town band she plays the French horn in the tom band and she's away an awful lot either practicing or doing shows and I'm away an awful lot doing this hair sort of stuff molder brother blue has never been married and he still runs a farm and he gets kind of lonely out there all by himself so what he decides to do we start a petting zoo and he buys a wild-eyed mule and some chickens and stuff like that and I'm home for a cup of daisies and listen round he said I want you to look after that mule I'm going way to see if I can find some more exotic animals so I'm on the yard I'm looking at the mule and all of a sudden Hanks from the fellow who runs a two car ferry down at the river he comes up he wants to belong to the school board and he wants me to vote firm I decide I'm going to teach old Hank I said Hank a fewer st. Peter I wouldn't vote for you he said if I was Saint Peter you wouldn't be one of my constituents any left I looked at the mule and the meal brought them back and forth moving a groaner and the going on I wonder what the heck's the matter with the meal I see aunt Tilly bring her french horn on put in a half-ton pickup I said aunt Tilly I sorts a matter of that mule she said I don't know anything about mules leave me alone I got to go back in to get dressed to go to band practice you want to know anything about music when you for my boyfriend creaky Olson he was a cowboy for 60 years I will run in a HOSA for no Creek it's a crazy ass up I said the mules outside rocking back and forth morning and growing going on I'm what acts a matter with them he said he sounds like he got gas as a worm I suppose boom boat that he's what you do he said you get to mount a salsa represent sauce for denson soda water slosh it all around pour it in the mill well I don't know Charlie got the Alps also put in the Saudi water source or run order the mule after a few minutes of you laid down in the proudest moment unroll going on even more I went running back in the host iPhone drum Creek as a creaky you idiot I did what you told me to do ahead so now my mules up there laying on the ground moaning and groaning and going on even more he said tell me exactly what you've done I said I went on shot I got the elk sauce red sauce poured in the Saudi water sauce all around let the wheels head and poured it down his throat he said wrong in he said you gotta put any other end I went on try to move the Mules tail looked at its other end on man don't run back in phone enough Creek it's a freaking Sun how am I supposed to pour that stuff to no horizontal hole he's why you're gonna have to get a phone on the hose I went inside I'm looking for a phone on the hose I can't find a fall on the hose I'm just about to give up and I ran fast until he's half-ton pickup there in front sequence he answered my prayer for Frenchmen I grab for the French one more to move the Mules Taylor ran that French horn right up that mule exhaust pipe I got the old sauce drips I put it in the Saudi water slosh all wrong organ that their French horn after disappear to grab hold the French horn try to get it out but I couldn't get it oh no stop Oh run back in the house I phoned up creeks that Creek is for God's sakes these dantella transformed before their stuff into the mule now I can't get it out it's stuck piece or what happened I should I think the mule pucker he said don't worry after a while the mule relaxed unpucker he said then you'll be able to get it and put back in an throw his half-ton pickup to get outside watch that mule make sure it's alright I want to jump up on a crawl I'm watching the mule all of a sudden that gas started to let loose the first class was a high C in their French horn that mule jumped up third front on the graph next class in the B flat you will clear the fence they're heading for the river old Hank strums down there is ferry he got a deal with the milk truck driver the milk truck driver once more across the river he'll blow in his air horn you're heard that mule blast on that French horn he thought it was a milk truck friary start boiling ferry across the river he did about halfway across in the real milk front driver blew in his heroin if you sank all the hell he just sucked it in the middle and the milk truck Anaya and the mule hit the river at the same time almost sloshing around the mule and puckered they would grab war the French won't put in Antos have done picked up just before she went the vampire an old Hanks from lost election by one vote we milk trucks air horn mules fart come on a older brother blue is always in front he can learn a snore one time two fellow there right not a ticket he cidade he said come on give a fella a chance guide finish write them to take a butcher turn a windshield blue called him a long streak of misery fellow walks around he looked at the ball entire race another ticket puts it on a windshield who called him a pencil neck all I looked at the crack windshield Rachel done you see this one on for 20 minutes man that hole when she was covered with cat something I said good good blue how much is just gonna cost you he said I don't know it was a my car he's driving down the road one time you speed and I said blue I said man slow down I said the police are here they gonna come get you he said you let me do the driving sure enough football on the side of the road peace officer can I see your license leases ain't got a license I lost it for drunk driving he said you lost upon crime he said can I see the registration for this car he's like got a registration I stole his car he said you stole a car sir would you steal a car from he said I don't know I think her name was Smith I think that's the name is on the glove compartment I put my gun in there he should have done in the glove compartment Lucy J's or what do you think I used to shoot the woman I stole the car from before I stuff for buying their trunk he secured a void in their trunk he ran back to his police cruiser man pretty soon were surrounded by the police here comes a chief of police he knows my older brother blue he says can I see your license look given the licenses for that fella hey fennec I see your registration blue give him the red says he's well that's valid he sponsor said you got a gun in the glove compartment or open up the cloak complaint blue opens up the glove compartment no gun in there he said why I said you got a body in that trunk he's he get around and open up that trunk blue walks around and opened up the trunk there ain't nobody in there he said my officer said you never had a license it's a lot for a drunk driver he didn't ever had a registration coach a stolen car he told me had a gun in the glove compartment not by electronic blue see again a bunch of the lion booger cause I was speeding

Channel: Manfred Huesken

Views: 634,369

Keywords: Comedy, Storytelling, Funny, Humor

Id: DcgihvKWQ0c

Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 06 2011