OFFLINETV SPY TRAINING CHALLENGE ft. Masayoshi

[Music] [Applause] [Music] ipad [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] so [Music] dear skara these are your children now do not eat your children grow close to your children don't let your children out of your sight why is it written like a serial killer bring them with you to the next shoot ciao [Music] go ahead roll close to your children do not let your children out of your sight that's a [ __ ] serial killer these are my shirts why do i have [ __ ] eggs why are there eggs those go bad brody ginger what did you get okay i have this really ugly potato [Applause] okay you read your your letter right huh the letter specifically says don't eat the food hey lily hey john um hello everyone this is offline tv this morning we were delivered each a basket of vegetables i can't help but notice all minor phallic shapes so i'm really excited stop most things are phallic if you're chody enough only the first two inches matter dear michael these are your children now do not eat your children grow choose your children go grow close to your children grow close to your children do not let your children out of your sight bring them with you to the next shoot cheerio [ __ ] what a [ __ ] 1970 cereal coffee pasted the letter to all of us and [Music] you've all been invited to partake in spy training so in order to prove yourself we need to know how quickly you can absorb and retain information you had all morning to memorize your children you will each find your child out of a group of children to prove that you memorize the intel and keep yourself safe from harm so before we start would each of you pick one item from your basket without touching it root uh onion eggplant watermelon eggplant uh no dupes oh sorry how did you come there we gotta have the same one right no eggplant cucumber 10 seconds to from your standing go ahead and analyze the things one more time before i take them away i'd like to demonstrate how the uh enemy spy will punish you if you're incorrect is that the enemy spy can we bribe the enemy spy no okay he doesn't like jokes no i don't know what i'm doing so cute why don't you stay still she never sees that okay okay go whatever stay still go ahead and analyze and tell me which one is your apple oh my god you told me to choose a watermelon what he gives you all the other ones he's a lying piece of [ __ ] i'm gonna be honest with you i have never touched the apple before this apple which color isn't blue you're correct oh my gosh okay you've lived you may swap with someone else i want to see what it's like i'm just trying cool in front of you are two potatoes which one is your potato is that gonna help do you even know what your potato looks like hey we're supposed to be encouraging her yvonne that's not gonna help i want to say yours was a little darker why would you look at her potato and not your best photographic memory when she was carrying down the stairs i noticed a hint of darkness at the bottom of the basket he's impossible which one looks darker the one in your right hand yeah that looks a little dark right yeah you remember right thank you i can't remember being like a little long and big and like blue yeah you know looking hey hey you're correct success you're welcome i was gonna say this one already toast because you have a photographic memory oh oh my god so because you're kind of a high profile photographic memory type we figured we'd up the stakes a bit it's green oh [Applause] [Applause] you're correct [Music] so everyone's correct okay i'll go which one is your jalapeno blue it's blu-ray i keep waiting for the shot [Laughter] blue is correct wait oh really but everyone is going to be correct no matter what lily get back in the seat what get back in the seat lily john don't worry you were wrong here it comes lily here he comes protect your head you shot her mustache they're eggs which ones are your eggs i actually didn't tell them to reload the gun right before this he's so confident he's not protecting his head god what was correct their eggs wrote in their eggs blue was your child okay i was 50 50 between the two you picked melon yes watermelon so go ahead and sit in the seat over there oh my god someone else also had a melon yvonne yeah go ahead and take a seat scarra knows which melon is his scarra you need to talk her through picking the right melon who gets shot who gets shot yvonne will get shot if scarlet does not do his job oh wait yvonne just picked the one that's not yours she doesn't know yvonne which one is scarlet's watermelon how many watermelons does you have three you might communicate with your partner do you know which one my watermelon are there markings on it those are normal watermelon markings as well no no it's different this one has been through some [ __ ] like this has been through don't touch me the thing is i didn't look at your watermelon in comparison to my watermelon you're correct which one is yvonne's onion one one onion is big one onion is medium and one onion is small oh my gosh i feel like mine would either be the medium or the large one yeah i'm trying to pick out yvonne's right yours would be the medium or the large did yours have like a little a little curly q on the top of it i don't remember anything about the stem i just remember like you know layers like it might have been missing a part of a layer yeah yeah they do that they're onions so okay this one really looks like [ __ ] so yeah we're going to answer blue which one was hers green that one was too small that one was a small one what happened a medium or big maybe a big bigger one again that's [ __ ] stuffy i got no clue man just describe the gingers for me how many are there there's three there's one that is more fat and stubby than the others okay it looks like short like maggot fingers yvonne look at the first ginger she doesn't even know what her ginger looks like yvonne please how does it make you feel describe the feeling again no it's red it's red you saw it what i just know how do you know it's red we probably we're gonna pick um green but maybe red wants to be chosen for once in its life oh [ __ ] are you projecting do the right thing pick green yeah do the right thing about uh green no flex red red it's red is it red it was red okay toast yeah on the far right it's by far it's small lily all you have to do is look for a very specific marking okay towards the stem end of the eggplant okay one of them will have a marking that looks like a smiley a little mouth smiley wait towards the stem and also the end of the smile is also pointed towards the stem what's the wrong direction can i get up okay so there's a scuffed eggplant right is it a little stuffed can you describe the marking a little bit better okay do you know what a circle looks like now cut that in half it looks like she's at the market lily it's a trick question none of them is mine wait maybe that's the answer s use it louie all right none of them [Laughter] is your with michael's help find michael's root all right michael there's three of them one is like half the size of the other two right i think ours were pretty similar you okay we established let's establish the base of the egg you can see which intuitively where the base is right yes right so mine did not have i noticed that yours has shininess near the tip mine does not have like a smooth surface mine is like rigid all the way do you know how yours ended because one ended like it was sliced off but the other one is like a sausage ending if the root is parallel then perpendicular to you so like on the little outcrop of the base right there should be a small circle that's like kind of whitish and that is mine what the small circle one in each hand and so it's like horizontal hold it so it's horizontal and then rotate it and look at the base and they're shaking it at the eye yeah so one has like brown stuff on it like poop like near the center of the eye the other one is clear as day like a smooth top ours is like similar in size right oh yeah ours is similar in slime not like ours michael oh my god in the beginning we did touch tips with them i remember that and they were similar i was admiring how similar it was yeah they're similar and so of those two mine is the one that does not have a shiny foreskin on the top that's michael green final answer he spent 10 minutes deducing this one green is correct oh you know maybe it was the white stuff so what do i do the pomegranate but you but [Music] [Music] for the final test yes scar will be in the seat as well as someone who ate her pomegranate you have no proof flashback flashbacks go ahead and pick who would you would like to be giving you information i know michael did i think michael didn't do that i've never seen any of the pomegranates i think michael did a great job any of them you'll feel bad if i get shot so we'll try even harder i don't know if they fly i don't know if he'll feel bad you know you can load two shots in at once lily who would you like oh wait what this is a head-to-head battle oh [Music] maybe his father okay you have 20 seconds to memorize oh no i don't have photographic memory i've entered it into my memory banks i ain't got [ __ ] okay okay the trick is to just blink nonstop like you're taking a shuttle photo memory anymore did you just lick it yeah i gotta get the taste oh yeah and then you get them to taste okay why are they numbered toast and michael were both given two what the [ __ ] oh you must find the two there's a three-minute timeline for this one oh are we taking turns same time oh my god all right just pop over this is what you got lily yeah smooth how smooth one single brown speck this one's gonna be easy on the bottom of one of the eggs i licked it really big that's the fat base of it there's one brown speck here michael i don't think you understand these all are dry no no no no no no are you looking yeah i see it once more look for the [ __ ] egg that i licked michael lichtsteiner significant circular area that i licked that's lighter michael i'm touching all of them kids look it's got like one minute left keep looking squiggly scratches about like a millimeter or two thick that's a stroke okay you know what i've got it i have chosen four and eight is that your final answer 3 and 16 yes lily what was your answer 3 and 16. [Applause] holy crap and that's the 16 was the one i dropped hey i win we have a punishment video thanks for watching us guess fruits and vegetables and eggs were in there for some reason because brown couldn't find anything else like subscribe if you liked it um if you didn't like it thanks for watching the youtube video where brodin gave us fruits and vegetables and we had to guess them now we finished the video that was the worst ever you

Channel: OfflineTV

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Id: bXcd8yQO9iE

Length: 19min 18sec (1158 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 03 2020