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[Music] [Applause] ah hey fellas welcome back hey good to good to see everyone clocking in at the same time Mondays you know still still dancing huh Hey listen don't talk to me until I've had my coffee fellas let's hit these action items today we got a long to the water cooler talk for the water cooler guys hey guys hey guys this is my Monday Morning Mood uh holds up mug that says world's worst Dad hey oh yeah work everyone God I hate minimum wage hey look we don't have to bandwidth for unhappiness here we got to stay spirited we got to stay on our toes and we have to have Synergy today okay this is our third year without a promotion okay and I'm not going to lie I I could use one right now I really could use one but I you know I love for the company I love the company so much that I keep doing it every day yeah it's about the work it's about the about the pay I just want to go home man I just [ __ ] want to go home I don't think I can do this Rel don't say that they're listening to us okay they're always listening link has a microphone I got I got a little motivational shock okay I got a little motion hey hey those thoughts those thoughts we're putting them on the back burner because we have to go into this Factory right now okay we're going to circle back in 15 minutes 15 okay we're going back around going back back around 15 another day another dollar 15 in 15 out no need to boil the ocean and uh let's uh Circle back bye any scraping here doesn't look like it what was that hello anything over here ooh oh I don't feel that good can't believe there's no scrap over here what the heck oh boy that's not a good noise hello hello oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hello all angles look at the ball oh hey hey what's going on hey why don't you show them what's going on why don't you show him well we basically been shadowing him and uh learning pretty much a lot of helpful things like we found this big bolt here oh put the ball down let's get a read on that yeah it's good way hey I'm not going to lie I scoured every inch of my uh of my sector and I didn't find anything Shadow slim with us we've been shadowing oh you've been shadowing yeah I guess I guess I could show you a little something it's it's been 3 years man we've scoured every inch of everything including each other but that doesn't mean there's no scrap to find but why don't you give me that bolt okay go ahead and drop that ball let me show you boy something H 3 years of working scrap Hunts on a Backwater Planet you learn a thing or two hey little gu oh [ __ ] it's all [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out we we we're running [ __ ] ah wow well I think it's been 15 yeah yeah that was 15 let's let's evaluate guys what happened to there he is all right how was okay guys this is our this is our best haul in I don't probably 3 years if I had to say think what is this like $34 there Eng probably 50 yeah sure PR it's only wait did you say ma this math is impecable you are amazing you are amazing happy Saturday everybody he do it guys I think uh I think we all get suited up with some walkie-talkies this round what do you say imagine if you guys could all hear me in your ear while you traversed and I led you to all the SC wow oh man be great that sounds like another promotion it also kind of sounds like it doesn't want get his hands dirty but you know that one H guys guys it's $48 for the walkie-talkies and I have $48 which means I believe in you I'm spending my entire paycheck on us okay I have a question how many walkie-talkies did you buy yeah did you just buy one four 2 6 7 and then and then and then and then there's one more we're not counting Big Bolt God test one two test one two Roger Roger Dodger uh it's Char all right before we get in there you guys have to tell me your call signs okay it needs to be a cool one too okay my call sign is that's a good call sign I like that one what I didn't hear it I didn't hear it what did he say what was his call sign yeah no I that is the trick that is the magic behind oh I see okay uh so schlatt what is your call sign my call sign is Big Bear I I'll be I'll be little bear that's what I was hoping you'd say Son charlie we got some oh I'm sorry we got some scrap right in front of you you just picked it up who are you talking to uh Big Bear I got a Rubik's Cube I found down here do you advise I keep it or just throw it off in one of these pits over no keep that I love that you're breaking out you say throw it in the pit no keep that it's really bad the connection is really bad the rub Cube don't throw it into Rubik's Cube is in the pit over I'm saying don't throw the [ __ ] Rubik's Cube did he jump into the pit hello big what the [ __ ] is that he's walking away he's walking away he is zigzag see with my human eyes I see him with my human eyes he's right what do he what he he's right on you he's r on you run to the left left left left this left what the [ __ ] was that the [ __ ] M6 there's a turret right there you said go right I see a I see a turret right there I see a turn in front of me Big Bear What Do I Do I engage don't engage there's a [ __ ] moner what the [ __ ] is that just stay safe just stay safe stay right there don't let any open this door Big Bear my big bear with your big paws please quick take those big harry pows and slap that [ __ ] keyboard in the order of M6 please guys close the door I I'll save B I've got I've got three I've got three scrap I can I radar is pinging like a [ __ ] you're not going the right way you want to turn around I found a fire exit no not for you to take not for you yet there's one more piece I need you to get for me okay but but big bear I have one more piece call me Big Bear that's Big Bear to you big big massive bear I'm going to have to drop my walkie-talkie if I want to take another piece how about this drop it how about how about this clear your inventory right outside the fire exit formally requesting formerly requesting call sign change to little wrists little wrists loud and clear little wrists you were little wrists be careful be careful what that sound my wrist are so small they're so small I can easily snap all right Big Bear I'm going to need to leave you here there's too much scrap there's too much scrap all right sounds good over and out good luck take Big Bear take care keep that Forge warm keep those wrists petite and feminine for me how's OPI doing hey Charli on his way he uh he knows what he's doing thankfully we got this guy huh yeah little wrists little wrists I call him little wrists oh he's doing the he's do oh what was that oh boy hey I don't think that's Charlie where don't want to close that holy [ __ ] careful what the [ __ ] was that oh no oh that's not good holy [ __ ] this looks like a Gario little RIS come in little RIS come in oh you got to move quickly he's little r is gone dude can I grab a scrap oh we don't have time we don't have time we got to go going toight we got to go it's okay we met we met quota we'll buy little r something nice on the way back we could we could buy him a little wristband let's buy him a little wristband let's get him a little wristband yeah a little wristband little wristband you think he can wear a condom like a glove hey guys guys I had so much I had so much [ __ ] scrap I know I had so much I had so I was trying so hard with my big big hands and my little little wrist trying so hard with those peque crumbly little wrists of yours I was built with these little toothpick wrists and these absolute meat Paws dude they're like little chops like my arms are built like soup ladles can we go to a different Moon Time Captain you want to go to um have to go to a different Moon you just say a word I'll go yeah Assurance um yeah I'm pretty sure I want to go to Moon the options the the only one the others had problems put it that way problem we can't overcome as a team you know what that is that's really cute I like how you said that all right who moved the light who moved the light switch I hit it so we would stop turning it off and on no no I'm going to find that [ __ ] thing I'm not leaving luck I hit it in the most secret place a I love this thing okay it's it's oh we fell asleep J his horn hey hey wake up wake up that's a good one what happened guys you saw out yeah I've been doing overtime a lot I've been do help me oh thanks oh here here you go ah stop it you got to stop doing that really really hey wantuck why Weck why do we pack you up this is not funny let him out the the clet you left us behind I did not leave you behind I was I was making behind I was making the right decision for the company at that given point in time saw me get absolutely swarmed by that your body was unrecoverable man and you the most profitable employ in the closet don't leave me in the dark man know how let's go do our job huh I don't know how to this thing let's go do our [ __ ] job and why don't you do yours and stay right there hey you know what where you deserve to be yeah horn him hor him that's that's what you get that's what you get not such a big bear now yeah knew name is little bear little Cub e he's oh that's disgusting oh yeah Jesus Christ let [Music] let's oh wait yeah you hear that you [ __ ] you hear that you stupid [ __ ] Big Bear never loses yeah yeah where's the [ __ ] lights it's a [ __ ] light switch wait wa you looking for the light there's a [ __ ] light switch I heard that horn and thought you were leaving us no I I no man let's see if I can find it here thank you it is please stop moving it yeah yeah well I mean about that I probably will keep moving it all right I'm going to head back in there yeah it's not like you guys want want me there or anything you know you guys made it perfectly clear I should just stay here well I mean listen it did take you quite a while to figure out how to get out from behind this I figured it out eventually I figured it out I did I figured this [ __ ] thing out okay what happened man what happened man you you used to be my little bear you used to be my little bear things change Big Bear now I'm no one's bear who I'm My Own bear can I call you little bear in the meantime just like the old times you know what I guess so okay that make me happy reminiscing the the good old days when we weren't when the team wasn't falling apart yeah yeah hey how about you come in with us this time no no I couldn't I really couldn't no oh you get so much fun guys didn't no no no no I just don't think I I just don't think I should you know you hear [Music] something what the [ __ ] is that crab the [ __ ] [ __ ] crap the [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that came in me like my game was edited like that was not real hey made it you got the hive you got the the look how [ __ ] Rich we are wow going to make so much money Jesus ooh The Hive is squishy I got a little bit of my ooze on that that's my bad that's actually my bad yeah you got some honey on your little WR got a little bit of my natural slop from my little wrists on there yeah so sloppy oh God you how many days we have my wrists are so my wrists are so little that when I put moisture on on them they look visibly bigger they look bigger from the lir oh let's just let's just go okay let's just go hey look uh let's go let's be real quick we don't even have to spend too much time here you know no we've got qu mat we totally have quot mat o remember this guys one little monkey let's play the bridge game on the bridge monkey jumping on a bridge one monkey fell off the bridge and the bridge monkey jumping on the bridge jumping on the bridge this bridge is really sturdy huh hey schlatt duck Bri this bridge is really sturdy actually oh oh dude oh okay okay I see this bridge is not Noy yeah dude duck duck duck why oh I told I thought you you're telling me to die I know oh my God hey check it out hello ooh bottles yeah buddy in Leal company hello hello hello hello have you found any scrap on this sure did look at this got some bottles not bad not bad popping bottles at the club no [ __ ] how did that song go when we drink we do it right siping scissor in my ride like 36 now I'm feeling so Flying Like a G6 hey working hard hardly hard at work my dick is hard my dick talking about my dick hello hello oh my God we're so [ __ ] Rich we are so [ __ ] Rich uh-oh I uh I think I'm going to stay here oh we've got a company too we've got that big slime oh no and there's bottles right by it you can make it you can get him you can come okay I'm going to I'm going to go for him uhoh something's going on I don't really like that you alive yeah I just got scared oh thank freaking goodness you're all right I I know what is that what's that sound well it's the little bug he's getting pissed off that I'm trying to grab his bottles I'm you alive I got there I got panicked to drop my bottles oh brother here let me try to grab them okay I got your bottles okay I got the oh [ __ ] I got the Bott run no my coworker yeah no I'm I'm not even going to think about what's going on right there I'm sure they're having a great time I'm sure there's nothing wrong with this situation right here you big give me him give me him he is not yours what hey what I got to call him back I'm to call him back to ship this is ridiculous oh [ __ ] they're leaving me but I'm in such a pickle there oh boy oh he's in the dead end oh it's not good what the [ __ ] take the body just take him and leave me please don't hurt me yeah you like it when I Ed you don't you charborg charborg hey come to the sound of my voice there's something really big stomping around I don't like this I don't like how it sounds yeah it sounds pretty uh pretty big let's go let's go all right I got this big Cog if you guys even care yeah what do you mean we if we even care of course we care what where are the other guys what do you mean where are the other guys you were [ __ ] carrying the corpse of them for a minute there oh you know what I forgot about that you're right you're right you don't remember that how you were holding you were holding tiny wrists with this uh by the wrist right there what happened I did block it out pretty quickly after it happened cuz I don't want to have to remember that later did you notice how petite they were though I mean that's that's something else yeah hey let me out why don't we close that up let me out of this let me out of this camera yeah your shelves your shelves now let me out of this cabinet no you're J shelves sh sh stop keep in there I can open these doors you know they don't lock it's like look like a Magan he looks like a magician's box where what is coming out of what is coming out of your it's burning my R laser very care how do you like it how do you like it yeah oh [ __ ] my eyes get me out of this cabinet get me out of this cabinet get him out of the cabinet get him out of the cabin get me out of the cabinet I'm blind I don't know you oh wait can I not I think we need to I think it's full we need to like hang on we need to love this big hor careful it's just too much fun oh boy I did I not just say careful to him a second ago I heard it I did just say careful little r little Rio get some get some bread and then she does the moves what are you [ __ ] saying dude you guys don't know the song you guys don't know Deo songs you you actually just made it so weird for yourself the way the way you so confidently threw out get that head get that bread is look that song up look it up like like there was no doubt in your mind that we would know yes yes everybody knows this doesn't everybody know the song I I'm looking up get that get that bread is that look it up and play it look it up and play it please we're going you we're doing a hard plan at this time okay oh my God walkie talkis are 60% off buy I'm buying four of them for us Buy Low sell High get that head get that bread get that head get that bread let's go we got to land get that head get that bread and leave ain't tricking I'm just down God the Dan to the oh this is going to be a view Tik to all right let's do our job that head get that bread get that head get that bread get where the we should sing we have two objectives today we need to get that head and then we get that bread and then we leave get that bread [ __ ] boy I could have that almost got that almost got your head cut your bread for real hey what the [ __ ] how did you find that how did you find that stop beinging that sound oh what wait is that you oh my god dude you scared the [ __ ] out of me do do to the beat do to get that head get that play it play [Music] [Music] wait did we sell the laser pointer did we sell the laser pointer yeah we did hey everybody what's up buddy what's going on guys oh I just was taking a big old piss we got we've got six words for you okay get that head get that bread let's get the [ __ ] out of here all so much funnier than it should have been listen I'd love I'd love to get to you guys but I'm just I'm worried about quota I'm a little concerned about qua so I'm just looking looking around if there's any little scrap of traes over here don't don't worry about the clotus we got we got the [ __ ] horn we got the horn dude don't worry about the clotus the horn is so [ __ ] funny dude I'm just wor worried I'm just worried okay that the Horn's not going to be the horn is too funny I'm not trying to say the horn isn't funny oh [ __ ] oh my God okay okay yeah I'm leaving uh little wrs uh we got the horn we're going to do a lot of bits you're probably dead so good luck don't do it don't play it okay it's it's almost 5:00 P p.m we got to go yeah let go uh little RS we about to depart from from the from the planet or whatever the [ __ ] we're on haven't talked in a while you know he just heard that scream and then was kind of quiet and uh maybe they'll hear the horn yeah I'm just stuck with a guy who's playing with different kind of we're going to go we're going to go hold on hold my horn oh just missed it dude that was almost bad that was a close one guys I don't know if you guys are still alive but that close hold on give me a new beat give me a new beat give me a new beat all right I don't feel respected in This Crew we need to make 328 okay I'm going to go get some water we need to like we need to [ __ ] pull it together in this last day I'm not even serious Jesus the get theck get that get that head get that hey hey before we go before we go baby yeah oh yeah oh [ __ ] little team that's right that's right that's right I I I love the radio I'm taking it with us let's go boys get that get that bread let's do it this sounds like a playway card be yes come on boys let's get in there Alvin it reddit.com linal spaces Play the song play the song screen screenshot screenshot reddit.com linal spaces I'm making a post making a post this this room has perfect sound Lial beat posting Lial beat to the Lial subreddit back scrap don't give a crap yes I can rap I don't posting to no F I'm posting the space to no fap posting limal spaces to no fap can't stop no fapping won't take their crapping I'm the come on I'm the come on let's not talk about that yeah let's go let's go oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] got some scrap dude pick that up pick up that engine there's some actual scrap in here holy crap is there anything else no okay we're going to go the other way we're going to go the other way we're going to go the other way we're going to go the other way I'm going to play music like nothing happened we got to make that jump on the other way but we got to make we got to get okay ready jump make the jump make the jump I got it okay no I'm looking at him I'm looking at him I'm looking at him stop it I'm looking at him I'm looking at him it's okay you make the jump just make the jump okay oh my God oh my God oh my God okay that was close what [ __ ] dude well we just got to get back to the ship I think we might have it dude there was like a split second of time I had to [ __ ] look away and open the door that was terrifying oh [ __ ] we're going to want to get in that we're going to want to get in and close the door oh no I can't jump I can't jump oh yeah we do oh yeah we do oh yeah we got to go oh no oh yeah we got to go oh yeah oh oh oh he died they only go towards town so as he's totally quiet man [ __ ] he has to get the other stuff yeah he has to go now oh wait is the other stuff just outside there yeah you died right out there it's right there I'm going to leave no no no oh should have said he [ __ ] God damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] dude super embarrassing I think we might be getting ejected oh I think we're I think we're having a group I think we're having a group Jack we're Jack yeah well we've got three bucks this key here that's worth a little something that is true that is true how how off of quota is that soit what do we what do we need for the qu we have three uh we got we need 328 is what I'm looking at here oh well we only needed we only needed 28 more we were close all right hey what do you say we play the bell game for some bell game just for all time sake you know just for all time sake why don't you go to Bell yeah I'll go first I'll go first I'll start us off the key you ready this is what we got we got $3 what's this going to get us Chief take this seriously we're about we're you ready no we're all going to die okay yeah respectable respectable well let's just say I'm pumped up o nice oh SK eight nine nine there it is there it is wow nine firm confident Rings nine rings let's it let's see it let's see 10 golden rings let's see 10 golden rings I'm going to double it no [Laughter] [Music] way

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Length: 29min 18sec (1758 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 17 2023