NO ONE LIVES UNDER THE LIGHTHOUSE - Complete Series

only play with friends this one's got a very ps1 vibe on purpose okay i'm down with that so no one lives under this thing allegedly look oh but you're living under it you're living in it you [ __ ] idiot who titled this uh you don't want to be mean to the creator of this game dude they're kind of crazy they're kind of psycho okay we'll see no i'm kidding i don't know who they are i'm sorry it was a joke have you oh that's a guy oh that's cool oh that's sick i don't like it oh that was i i like this already oh i guess there's nothing down here uh i like it just started like pretty quickly huh yeah that's pretty neat all right well i filled the little oil thing let's see if we can do something about this whole lighthouse deal you love holes oh he's pick a guest oh i can't even answer the door oh is that what that was was someone banging on the door yeah it was the guy you just [ __ ] saw oh wow this is cool oh dude that's sick i like shitty old graphics yeah no i think it does add a lot to the the weird suspense what song is that [Music] this is what powers the lighthouse this pulley system this is gravity to turn the little light is that actually how they work i have no idea but i wouldn't be surprised oh it's like like a grandfather clock kind of thing yeah it's like winding up a clock okay oh how long would that go for just a whole night i guess that's the idea that's cool oh you have to just power the lighthouse you just put oil in it and it turns the light on so day one is defeated [Music] this was just like the kind of intro okay that's pretty rad honestly [Music] so is that the objective of the game allegedly you're just a a humble lighthouse operator i think so it went out oh that guy's gonna crash previous keeper disappeared i suppose ran away on the board left the duty of his death bastard that is pretty messed up oh so this is a new guy no one on the island i don't think he ran away dude i think instead a haunt might have occurred but you look like you know the job do you you should light slam on the evening should keep working until sunrise oh you also should keep clean all round especially the lens itself it's nice of him to walk you through it the establishment will find you an assistant soon and i will get back to here in a week well i'm not here like we'll find i know i just never don't lose your mind from the loneliness i think that's exactly what i'm gonna do ah [ __ ] wait are you looking at him no we're in down there in that boat dude that was that was good storytelling that was what something was looking at you dude my favorite part was that you read it because i don't like to read myself i'm not much of a reader tomorrow [ __ ] seagulls so yeah we're gonna want to do a lot of running wow you're fast this area is big so how inspired by this is the lighthouse i mean how inspired from the lighthouse is this i think they openly say in the game description that it's very much based on the lighthouse oh i've never seen the lighthouse will it spoil that movie for me no no okay it's definitely got its own thing it's just it's it's inspired by like the vibe of the white house all right that was actually a really [ __ ] and opening sequence like it definitely did enough to be like what the [ __ ] i love this kind of stuff got a little what is this it's a little cellar full of sandbags oh got a little shack over here it's got a little bag of full rowing tomer please all right here we go run again please dear god be safe [Laughter] looks like this is where i'll be sleeping [Laughter] oh no oh what a mess someone left their brown slime on the ground oh more food for you looking nice you prepare the brown sugar there's a nice piece of like uncut bacon oh brighter slime i'll have the bright brown slime tonight honey oh my god i would smash that clock in a heartbeat oh look a little coin horribly obnoxious a slot for the little coin i can't sleep oh clock's ticking and the key to the lighthouse got some sandbags here that is is that your [ __ ] bucket i think that is your ship it might be my [ __ ] bucket and that's your [ __ ] gonna clean up after myself need to stop sitting on the wooden floor oh yeah and there was something that i oh definitely you want to fix that put it back the way it was i think i should put it back put it back but like i think i can i'm just going to carry it to protect myself can you oh it's getting darker this is scary appears to be darkening is there like a time system or i think it's just event based i don't think time actually passes in real time i very much like this so far also this guy's already [ __ ] freaking out and carrying a cross with him everywhere he goes like yeah i don't think you were supposed to pick that up yet i bet that's something you pick up later yeah tomorrow's too much well yeah you do okay oh and now i have a little are you gonna go down and see the spooky shadow you think it's oh it's not even open now you're gonna drink your milk yeah those are all big milk jugs so that you can stay a big growing boy tomer you never stop growing downstairs prolapse joke oh whoa holy something just dive bombed off the building that's probably just a chicken [Music] is that necessary are you just doing that for a fact they put it there for a [ __ ] reason for fun okay i kind of wish you played something better like the jellyfish dance it's not a real song is it oh look it appears whoever last filled it just dropped the can that doesn't sound good i gotta go refill it downstairs though oh whoops i walked out into the balcony oh well it'd be good to check the balcony for whatever the [ __ ] just jumped off i mean wouldn't that be on the ground no yeah maybe how do you know it didn't bounce just all the way back you know nothing about newton's third law i don't know that's how bouncing works an object in motion stays in motion and has an equal or opposite reaction no it would object stays in motion if it's covered in the so gravity's acting against it the whole time so it would bounce lower with each successive bounce you could never bounce all the way up to your starting point listen smart ass just fill up the the canister and then we'll see what bounced back up all right oh oh it's [ __ ] dark please turn on your [ __ ] light please dear jesus fill it with milk yeah turn on your milk light oh thank god still locked there's a man standing outside blowing really hard into his is the bottle he's got really good breath support there you go okay ending the first day so you gotta go for a week i don't even think it's a week oh my god oh my god this rocks honestly hello what's that saw an overturned boat turn it off turn it right side stop this this is a turtle stuck under there i don't think uh you've ever seen the strength of a turtle uh 19 times body weight oh you're producing slime now you ever washed the bottom of your feet omar i'm sorry oh all my stuff was there though all my stuff what about your cross oh yeah don't want to forget that now do you good thing it's on right side up eat your bread eat your potatoes eat your bucket and eat your beer you're not gonna clean up all the goo are you gonna clean up all the goo wow come on man i don't know he said keep the place clean so i'm doing what he said you're just gonna [ __ ] do whatever this guy tells you that's discipline you're gonna get the obedient little baby ending this is wants a job i don't feel like you wind up as a lightning tomorrow entertaining the people i don't think people with a lot of marketable job skills wind up those lighthouse keepers coupe on the door and the floor scoop everywhere let's go check out the boat i wouldn't clean up this stuff just because like the guy wasn't up front he didn't say a guy got murdered and all that other crap he's lying he implied it look at all these birdies gathered they're gathered around that sandbag they can't do that there's sand on the beach for you is get the [ __ ] out of here agreed we are agreed i love the crunch of the pebbles beneath my feet i love the scrunches of my krongas oh mop that one up that one's ridiculous oh you can't take them off outside the house god damn it i don't even have the choice what's in there anything just an over an eye of providence it's an all-seeing eye stone i can go put that in my little chest at least oh yeah he'll just get really labored breath if i keep running is that a thing to your left or was that just a tree i think that's the thing like everything in this game the low poly weird like like the fact that these things are just like 2d meshes and you just sometimes see them at weird angles and they play tricks on your eyes can you go into that little shed that the seagulls were hanging out with yeah it was in there at the beginning remember it just had like some random tools and [ __ ] in it which i don't yeah but you're not gonna check it out after the seagulls hang out on it i mean i might have to but first i'm gonna put this in my little chest all right thorough as ever no please don't know all right oh yeah that's right there's no [ __ ] bucket because he's got this crappy doorless outhouse i would love to [ __ ] in there can you imagine that just being all by yourself on an island and being able to just [ __ ] and look out over your domain it's beautiful look at the ocean get to look at the logs and the seagulls and the grass all right here we go that's tomorrow's serious i guess it's like way too early to light the lighthouse go check out that uh that thing is there actually like a time system in this game i don't think so like i said i think it's event based okay so maybe i am supposed to check out something in that that if you ask him that again he will get mad because if you've asked him twice now yeah third time he's charming not an angry little [Laughter] oh seagulls that's a song she goes what the [ __ ] are you singing you crazy coop was that a was that a cat's reference yeah i guess oh that movie was so [ __ ] good i still haven't seen it it's you would love it i'm waiting for the spread [ __ ] edition yeah the [ __ ] cut yeah meow there was a little uh yeah there there we go there's like woods or something should we check out over here maybe like to the to the right it says something about the vatican do you have a radio i kind of assumed this predated that also i think that was supposed to be the ghost oh i hope they're not doing that same voice that was in the game of faith remember that you guys starting to cry yeah he he just pusses out the longer you hold the shift button [Music] you know that sound worked in the game faith because it was like an atari game it's kind of stupid to use it in like a ps1 looking game yeah especially since the other sounds aren't like that yeah should have just recorded something and put a filter on it i'm gonna go fill this thing it's so silent in there it makes me scared just a lot god damn it chris did you did you a little bit yeah just get a little sh okay did you feel the chill running up your spine did i feel time moving down my spine [Laughter] what's that from again uh it's kind of a bastardized version of that crush 40 song sonic oh yeah do you feel time moving down your spine look on the ground what is that oh a little fabric you can soften that can you feel life slipping through your mind oh your spaghetti's on the floor yeah yeah how come those old like is it was that called a gramophone or a monophone i wanted you to wipe the oh yeah oh it's a mess who put squid bits on your [ __ ] screen it's a goddamn mess oh i got a wipe off all the messes it did yeah it did like your favorite noise that is satisfying you're gonna get to hear it a couple more times that's what it sounds like when i wipe my ass because it's squeaky clean squeaky no it's cuz it's got a rat inside of it oh wait are we capturing oh okay that's right it's just black when you do that yeah you [ __ ] freaked me out that scared me more than anything in this goddamn game why do you do these things thomas oh there might be some little easter eggs happening you never know totally you're not wrong you're not wrong at all it'd be a shame not to have like little creepy things happening also that thing totally bounced back up and hit the [ __ ] lighthouse glass that's my theory what thing bounced up but that was last night yeah it takes some time to bounce back up it takes the equal amount of time that it took to fall so i turned the light on oh my god oh oh oh oh someone cut the rope and smeared feces on the walls is that what that's supposed to be is feekies i think that's like i don't think that's good like squid ink i really don't know what it is it's just it's scary goop that's all you need to know on everything yeah some other worldly sludge it's like planing it's like on a separate plane clipping through everything which is very ps1-e oh no well ps18 i think i know where i could get some rope and bags oh you're a smart little lad oh my god it's an eerie sound though that is cool i like that kind of spooky the ocean looks really blue oh there we go got rope get your gets to get your butter please don't forget the butter tomorrow what butter yeah i think that's supposed to be like a little like nub of a candle that's butter dude well let me take it that's delicious butter it's good for you all right i got a sandbag whoever designed this island is kind of a [ __ ] for putting that all the way over there yeah it's all i think it's all just to like extend the game well i think you need like tension as you're traveling between stuff right it's kind of built into the design like making you do these like weird repetitive where tasks can [ __ ] so that they can [ __ ] with you i would be [ __ ] spraying [ __ ] right now i was playing this alone let's see what's gonna happen let me get my rope out is that moving or is that just whoa graphics that's just the graphics dude this is cool yeah all right i like to fix the rope put this handbag on now we have to go all the way back to the bottom to put on the sandbag oh my god like running isn't even useful on the staircase because it doesn't turn fast enough [Laughter] okay don't you gotta go twist it no i gotta get two more sandbags two more to weigh it down oh lord that ghost better help if he's gonna live here he's gotta pull his weight or whatever it was guy watkins away the way he designed the grass it looks like a human figure from a distance i wonder if that was the point wait the grass does yeah yeah it's got like a heavier like top it looks like a head on like you know what i mean oh like oh oh like these grass meshes i see well in the distance they look like little figures yeah i definitely like saw one earlier and and asked was that a thing yeah i remember used to feel the same thing playing that [ __ ] pub g [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] oh yeah have you have you uh lost all interest in that i remember you were super addicted to it for a while you were real excited when they came out with the uh that like d and d mod that was the best thing they ever did it was so fun and then they went back to being [ __ ] it's it's so broken it's so like just [ __ ] the worst thing about it is it it's good and it has all this potential but they just don't like they can keep [ __ ] whoa so you get these perspective parts is that you are you controlling that you're running away no i'm running away from it oh my god but i have to do it with like tank controls oh god get to the sandbags no your job tomorrow your job that's [ __ ] cool oh god usually yeah i think that those things once you get in a door inside like the thing's over gotcha so they can do that so that way they don't even have to reveal the monster to you yeah oh yeah so you can run from it before you even see it yeah here we go third sandbags the charm wait was that the third one yeah that was the third sand yeah we're we're full of sand right now now i just gotta power the old lighthouse here we go [Music] i can't believe that's how they work that's so cool yeah it makes sense i guess yeah it's like you got this tall ass tower you might as well just use gravity no electric bill well still i guess i gotta pay for the the oil you know to light it i wonder how different modern lighthouses are wow if i was in this scenario i'd be having fun but what was that a little it's just a chicken oh this is a simple chicken tomorrow don't worry at least i think that was what that was supposed to do it was just a simple chicken go outside and look at it look at the simple chicken look at the simple chicken oh oh it's moths oh it's becoming like the mist this is gonna be scary go outside and look at the [ __ ] motts okay they better not eat you oh go yell at those [ __ ] things it's locked never mind probably one of those moths so is this oh i'm trapped in here oh it's bad oh it's bad holy [ __ ] oh there's more coming i think oh no they're mothing out this whole [ __ ] zone they're having a moth pit oh no they're gonna block the lights how are the ships going to see if the moths are blocking the lights just to eat them they're going to break the glass dude stop doing it you guys let me out you can't go out there and kick their asses no jesus i just have to endure this madness oh wait can you turn the lighthouse off from here i don't think you can can you pray at the moths from here curse you kirsty oh they're leaving there yeah taste my crucifix can you go outside now uh let's see no all right light it again i'm still trapped i don't know if i can light it can you fill it with oil yeah i'd need to fill the oil back up what was that i heard a squelch is that the noise of you trying to open the door no is that something opening there's a squelch that unlocked just now oh what's making that noise oh look down through the grating oh my god oh that's sick oh okay then we're back oh look it's that's what i look like oh maybe that's gonna be the point is it's gonna show the monster and it's gonna be a regular looking dude and it's going to be like see you were the scary one are you going to clean up your [ __ ] crud again oh it's it's really coming down outside oh can't forget me old cross i don't even know if that does anything yet i don't either honestly it just makes me feel better why you're not even christian yeah but but you personally is likely to be yeah you got to follow other people's beliefs okay i guess when in rome right yeah you'd crucify the guy that's what that refers to right when in rome i mean yes murder jesus that's clever oh [ __ ] i heard a scary monster did you thought i did go outside and say hello to it jesus be with me jesus oh this [ __ ] sucks that's where you gotta you gotta say jesus please let's come and help oh help me say little whelp you know what's good for big piles of dirt big big shovels yeah let's go get that big shovel big big shovel oh look another pile of dirt oh oh there was a woman on her period here that's just a dead pigeon oh okay i totally rattled that shape wrong that was a [ __ ] like a maxi pad yeah well not everything's a delicious but let's go dig up the one in the backyard wait you see the lighthouse right there it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like don't say it looks like my fine say it oh there's nothing in my backyard dildo dildo looks like the little dildo i use up my [ __ ] oh you're that one you use that little one you're always showing off the one you're always bringing to parties for some reason the platinum [ __ ] glass ass dildo oh [ __ ] oh look another coin well whatever little grub on it [Music] oh were those the same seagulls that inconvenienced your sandbag holders earlier i'd like to believe they are yeah good they got what was coming to them this thing's helping you're gonna go right back to your house and put that on your chest yeah i'm gonna put it on my big hairy chest oh you still gotta get one more see i'm already so close yet so far all right there's got to be more [ __ ] to dig up because i still haven't found the key to the lighthouse do you have to find that every day i mean usually it's someplace easy but yeah today i have no way in and how am i supposed to protect the ships from this horrible [ __ ] weather if i can't get into the dang lighthouse he has a point low that's true wait what what the [ __ ] what was that [ __ ] radio voice if it was a [ __ ] weird crap what the [ __ ] radio crap it ain't what it used to be ain't what it used to be what it used to be oh my god it's coming at you and blasting dubstep whatever building i go to i'm gonna have a shitty angle on the entrance oh he's getting close yeah i need to like dodge left and right more oh i don't know if that helped yeah it didn't really look like it did serpentine it's it's not a sniper it's a a crab a bug a centipede oh [ __ ] where the [ __ ] the entrance goes it really seemed like he was going to get you there okay i think i want to go back to where he just chased me from though i'm pretty sure he was guarding something uh i wish this game had like sliding around your ass physics you know that would make truly a better game and if it was like 2d instead of 3d and if it had like really good graphics rather than really bad graphics and you're mean it's supposed to this is retro purpose i love the graphics of this yeah it's really nicely made so wait you said that this was inspired by the lighthouse yeah how fast did they make this game then i mean lighthouse came out in 2019 and i do think this this was like made pretty quickly it's not that long of a game it's still pretty impressive yeah here we go like if you can crank something out in a year just just like a finished product i think that's pretty cool i'd be proud if i made this oh they buried both of your things there or you buried both your whatever either you went into a fugue state and buried your [ __ ] outside can't remember which way i even came from the rain just got worse oh there's the lighthouse there you go you're on track good thing my lantern is invulnerable to water the ps1 horror aesthetic is so good it's better to make a game that's functional and like vague rather than something that's photorealistic and like barely functions and doesn't you know and most photo realistic stuff comes off uncanny no matter what anyway oh that's it again are you [ __ ] kidding me what is i think that little whaling didn't that make that exact same noise before i got chased last time you're inside already so yeah i'm good i think i'm good uh oh yeah i guess i gotta fill up my can whoa what the [ __ ] i guess this was just lightning but it was scary sounding sound like a growl and that's a sound like to me too and then the storm goes totally silent seriously [Music] oh yeah that room has such good acoustics that floor wasn't black before was it or is that a goo thing it might be more goo what the [ __ ] fell off the lighthouse the first time you looked at that window i don't know for all i know it was just like a pigeon but or a seagull i mean yeah it looked like guy shaped vaguely like it was it was like it could have been a bird it could have been like the body of the last dude it's it clearly was not like a crab or something whenever the [ __ ] chasing you it wasn't that but whatever's [ __ ] with you is clearly intelligent at least to some degree because it's cutting your ropes and [ __ ] which is kind of funny you gotta admit that's lols [Applause] dude a crab with thoughts i would kill it i would hate that yeah i don't like crabs like bug that could walk upright and think yeah you can't see [ __ ] up here yeah the view sucks whose idea was it to work here oh made me notice i guess just uh go back to bed and just think about your beloved wife and all that stuff wait oh it stopped moving wait really i gotta crank it all over again what happened if this thing did it again should i put on some beautiful music from our little gramophone i think so you could all right i'm gonna do it there you go i think that undoes the cranking when you come up here i don't know i mean it's still spinning oh i think you're done here i then it wants you to go back down okay can i watch the i want to watch the lighthouse that i won't even let me oh wait there we go oh oh it just went dark it did just go [ __ ] well now i need to get more oil are you sure it's not like glitching right now that always sounds like a scary monster it sure does oh okay was that puddle there before i don't know i don't think it was i think that's new goo my friend you want to go down to the goose the goo hole it was locked still i checked it uh mother goose can't let you in nope no mother goose making a comeback mother guzman goose all my cousin oh please don't die tomorrow i'm trained oh if you die or scream all right can i leave now yeah no i guess it wants me to go out here why i don't know dude this rain is moth armor you're safe still can't see [ __ ] [ __ ] turned off again yeah what's going on is this all part of the spook i think so this thing is like guzzling your [ __ ] oil i know right it was never a problem before oh is that what the ink is is just taking your oil and [ __ ] smearing it around the walls like an [ __ ] maybe i don't know if it's that i mean maybe it is crude oil like that that would have sucked have to clean off then like if it's some kind of squid crab that eats gasoline and then uses it to poop oil i'd be pretty mad at it not gonna lie oh whoa they're missing oh [ __ ] he took it down to his little shitty cellar oh great you need to kick this thing's ass what the [ __ ] are you gonna do i'll take my lantern out oh [ __ ] it won't let me use anything but the [ __ ] oil can oh [ __ ] oh man oh [ __ ] can you grab oil now they're gonna have to come down here for your oil dude that's so stupid why do you take your oil dude he's being a dick yeah i'm not a fan of this [ __ ] thing like more more than like trying to kill you this thing is just [ __ ] with you sure is like it's pranking you if this is like a [ __ ] baboon what was that edgar allan poe thing where it was like the killer was an orangutan and that was the whole thing i don't remember it was like this whole thing where it was like this big air of mystery and then it was just a monkey she didn't sound like a monkey in there that's a pretty good ending honestly tomer weren't you talking about a show that had an ending where it turns out the entire show was like this well-crafted story but it turns out the last episode and they didn't say it's like an autistic kid playing with a snow globe yeah but insane elsewhere that's the funniest [ __ ] i ever heard they had this entire show like and it was like a hospital yeah it's a hospital drama and in the final episode it turns out it was all in the brain of an autistic child playing with a snow globe and his dad is just like i wonder what goes on inside that old head of his i don't understand this autism thing it's just it's the funniest ending ever and people were really invested in it oh oh oh the autistic kids on the roof with a snow globe again [ __ ] he didn't fall through he didn't break your goddamn house did he look up dick talk oh it's fine in here oh there's my lighthouse key at least the chest moved i think there's a picture of the virgin mary or something up there what to do pretty sure that wasn't there before although i could be wrong yeah actually i don't remember you might want to get your crucifix whoa [Music] it made a [ __ ] mess it sure did why the hell would he do that oh was that implied that oh no i guess it broke the roof and dropped a bird through yeah when you saw the thing moving it like went through the roof and it like went out to the hallway toward the other side of the house before the crash i think it just was crime and climbing across to there okay so probably just stuck its foot through the roof or something why is there just one dead bird here though it's saying you're gonna be the bird someday well i gotta clean this mess up gonna clean up by this mess i specifically just mean that one puddle because i can't pick up anything else god well i guess i gotta repair my house and now it's real foggy out oh sure is huh and real quiet all the ambience is gone what do you call that [Music] oh what's that some planks of wood some nails a hammer and a ladder oh you can just put the ladder in your inventory yeah at least we know this guy has really deep pockets if he gets into trouble tomorrow when that thing runs after you make him run under the ladder and then he'll like fall off the cliff from bad luck he'll have bad luck [ __ ] that sounds like him hope he don't come all right let's fix this stupid roof through mindless repetitive tasks is it going to be like that no it's pretty intuitive yeah and now we go put nails in and now we gotta put nails in oh it doesn't like the nails don't like the nails not happy about the nails that's that's kind of satisfying okay let's pound him in boys use the cross you think i can use the cross might upset mother sweet mother mary downstairs that didn't work what hammering things and would you think that the power of religion would make you hammer faster i don't know maybe it would just be like a clever easter egg that you could hammer it in with the cross oh just got a little darker no more fog that'd be a good like revenge story coming full circle you know after the nails go into the cross all the time the cross is used to hammer the nails oh look i knew that bird took that key a little key what a bastard i still don't have the little a little fourth thing though do i nope well that's probably what it wants you to go find right now i guess well i think that was the lighthouse key we just got so time to go to the lighthouse yay don't do that i'm sorry it's already playing the music should i check in here go get some freaking oil oh yeah he put him back that's nice of him oh it's open what do you think go look for it go look for it go look for it go look for it [ __ ] yes oh that's empty again i would never go down into this great room not even if you know what are these [ __ ] textures like they're they [ __ ] warp when you that actually hurts my eyes yeah that's a that's a unity trick that people use for these games they try to make it look like the z buffer [ __ ] up in the ps1 and it works it looks good oh no i wouldn't go basically we're at the beginning of the game again i think oh is this are you the same guy i don't know if i'm i don't think so but it seems like the same thing's happening to us that happened to him that record player needs to just go in the ocean off all right oh it's spinning so good dude if i bought this lighthouse i'd be really sad yeah i'd be pissed too it's homer there's a tip like the lighthouse dude i'll give you that one for free now what i guess i'll take a stroll along the balcony look at the moon please that thing's gonna bounce up from the beginning of the game boing i was just getting ready to bounce around i i really you know what if i want to criticize this game for one thing i wish that every time you came out into these different little areas i wish there was one new tiny little creepy thing going on but hey that's just me oh my god what is that so is that the thing man i think it's a mothman jesus [ __ ] christ oh it goops the door oh god that's a really good moment what wait did that work no no oh my god go down oh my god oh damn oh [ __ ] did it end is this the end of the game it might be i don't know you're in a [ __ ] room with a moth i don't know this maybe there's another day now that was [ __ ] scary dude previous keeper disappeared oh look at this oh whoa okay it's different you couldn't pick up that lantern i know i'm in a [ __ ] maze this is [ __ ] up there you go so he's just wandering around he went to the left right yeah god that's free i hate mazes though yeah like is there any hint as to like what i should be looking for it looks like you're doing all right whoa whoa damn collido vision my z-buffer just turned into an x-buffer you gotta warn me before you do stuff like that oh good kill it poop poop and it'll slip on the poop it's just gonna kill me it's just gonna kill me i just gotta face the facts i think you got away god whoa ah there's goo blocking oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you jesus [ __ ] christ [Applause] [ __ ] moth i'll [ __ ] you oh you can juke it oh my god you forgot your lantern you silly who [ __ ] cares uh the lantern lanterns are for [ __ ] we are strong scared men you don't really think that do you yes okay damn are you permanently wounded oh my god keep going keep going go down that oh am i supposed to do that i think so because it's still doing this you've got a bad headache what what is happening are you in hell oh that flipped over remember the classic flipped boat wait what is that in the distance uh oh is that a moth tear in reality can't seem to do anything with the boat yeah it's it's implying you came in on it this is like a weird version of the beach but it's not the same place well maybe it would be if you got your act together tomorrow i like that uh flame graphic on the torch yeah it's neat it's very like elder scrolls daggerfall yeah you're doing pretty good tomorrow i'm proud of you what's that to your left oh just a bunch of jackets it was a pyramid hey it's like a ziggurat wow it's got a big statue on top i bet it's of some sort of moth entity better freaking not be so you're dead now sure feels like i feel like you're in moth hell i'm in moth revision when we first saw the mothman that's that like when you came down he was standing there that was genuine fear for me because i couldn't comprehend him for like a second yeah no i was like processing what the [ __ ] i was looking at it was weird it was cool this is truly a magnificent temple i'm glad they built this and not uh a stupid lighthouse island oh what oh oh you're in ruins now so that's like tomb raider just just remember your tomb raider and your raiding tombs what the [ __ ] is that oh oh it's got a coin final coin if you can get back to that chest i mean i know that would be the furthest thing from your mind right now it's like a lever what did it do i don't know i can't pull it again oh yeah you can oh yeah what did it do this is [ __ ] put down could you go that way before i don't think i could oh is that the [ __ ] chest again is it oh oh it is oh my god that one's yeah oh you gotta do it again oh i guess it's a different chest i know what was in the chest that's in my house i wonder if it's the same thing oh god or if at some point i'm gonna be stalked through this horrible place i can't imagine it's just gonna let you keep running around this and not [ __ ] with you yep you've got to find more of those beetle statues right i think so can you light up wait do oh i still have the torch yeah damn that's bright yeah let this bonfire that's like at least now i have sort of something to get a bearing off of there's oh there there's a way to it oh it's a centipede that one's got the moth on it i would hate to be in this position this is a very like video gamey thing because if you were in this [ __ ] dungeon you saw a chest you'd just be like concerned about getting out it's true what does lighting these do it might just be something to like for yourself so you know hey i've been here oh there you go guy doodly doo pickles the drummer doodly doodle ding dong diddly doodle yeah no you thought that was odd what oh you're raising this up it's an elevator you raised me up every time i think about lyle that song comes to mind wait is that the oh that might be the origin this is like the start yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] that's tet origiors oh that was just to make it easier to get back there that's your little dark souls loop around shortcut it means i probably missed something while i was down there there's definitely a bonfire down that way that i haven't gotten yet at least go go down there again this way because i'm pretty sure there was a sign no no behind you yeah i'm pretty sure there was a path down here you didn't take yet i think you're right you went right so go uh but i went left the first time you and then go maybe oh wait no you went this way but wait let's try going this way yeah you didn't go this way yeah there we go well i can at least open the chest you got the filthy grub holy [ __ ] that that was like really good directional awareness for this channel i'm actually kind of proud of us yeah i don't want to to my own horn but i'm definitely the smartest person i know let's see here wow oh god was this all a trick this is evil did i get the bad ending what the [ __ ] what now i'm in a boat what is happening you're leaving with your precious chest that you don't want to open of mots or go to box your morphs oh i've got a box of buffs oh my i'm rowing i bet no lighting all the bonfires will somehow penalize me up you're always talking about what is that is this the big gaping hole i fell into while i was riding away from the yeah why are you living in two realities right now i don't know man all i know is i don't want to go to that island ever good we're getting closer to that barge looking thing marge is barge marge the mothman scared me off the island [Music] it's the only thing driving tourism to west virginia what the [ __ ] i forgot about west virginia it's like everyone dead it's like i'm in the stomach of the lighthouse oh they don't [ __ ] have stomachs you silly man wait yeah they don't i'd be more scared of like an octopi looking at you how do you know there's no one looking at me right now from under the water there might be that's what scares me are you two men one pillaging and one in a cave of goo sure feels like it huh yeah oh butter biscuit you're so slow at rowing it pisses me off honestly i'm kind of scared yeah oh that actually [ __ ] got that's the main guy that's you yeah you're the mothman so wait right now i'm rowing as the box the dude like the guy that drops the dude oh yeah what the [ __ ] you can't be old keeper disappeared oh now you're going back you know i'm the one telling the story are you the moth oh oh what the [ __ ] i don't want to be in meat it's all meaty now this is the least of my [ __ ] wants what's that more meat death death oh oh you're flipping the uh oh the i'm flipping the boat are you the monster now what are you the previous guy are you it seems like it's it's revealing like another half to the story i didn't have see okay so this is the dude that woke up wait wait wait go to the uh go to the cabin maybe you're the thing that left the goo i can't run this is getting really weird he keeps stopping and coughing i wonder why he's checking for hernia he's got a weird little flutter to his cough there is he becoming the moth oh no i really hope you're not the moth right now tomorrow you don't deserve that if i had the moth wouldn't i have neat little feelers out in front of me oh that's a good point but wait it didn't appear this would be like the end of the first day right oh yeah i think so is it gonna make you play through the whole thing through the perspective of the moth i doubt it i think we're still nearing it at the end of this game go to the house i love that freaking house i'm [ __ ] round in this feller's house look at the bed look in the mirror it won't let me oh i'm coughing up blood oh he's gonna look in the mirror and then he's gonna be the moth right am i right is he come on oh you bastard i i hate that the game did it for you oh the [ __ ] are you are you the thing that you pulled the it looks kind of like the statues doesn't it now you're the one now you're the moth oh you're on the wall so what what happened then uh i'm confused oh maybe you're maybe you're so upset to being this thing that you gotta kill yourself and then you were that thing that fell off no that was beforehand wasn't it this is the way uh look at the rope it was you being an [ __ ] that's where he snips it why would it make you do that though i guess he didn't just clip it he also stole it uh he stole the sand so maybe you have to just go down and steal the sandbags yeah [ __ ] are you eating them i think so don't eat sand tomorrow tomorrow stop please that's why he's doing it maybe he craves sandbag yum yum yum i am hungry for sand it fills my belly so hard what the [ __ ] is happening yeah do you gotta cake the walls with it now cake the walt with lots of sand shoot it from your frontal gland oh i can go in here go thomas okay now we're you're on the wall going down the ladder that's where you came from oh i see tarzan oh i see whoa that's kind of scary looking i like that yeah that's very like uh silent hill oh you are the mothman i told you it's like a weird larval stage oh now you gotta [ __ ] chase that dude right yeah so now you're playing this from the other perspective yeah now you truly are controlling it but just like in the last try he gets away i mean you could open the other doors i feel like i've heard that sound before the sound effect of the scary chase it's gonna drive me crazy thinking about it [Music] [Music] i love the style of this game though what is this like giant glowing light go to words and you'll find out sounds like something a moth would want it sounds like something a moth would say probably oh look at this sphincter oh it's the moth's meat hole [Music] was that there the whole time i don't know that's what barry made those like holes what this is your like little moth meat hole that you sleep in and you suck your thumb in you roll around and that kind of stuff yeah you would if i could it's the beating heart it's the heart of the moth it's the heart please tell my do something about that i feel like using this information maybe you could like do better in another playthrough i don't know try to attack the heart that's like i don't know though that was literally like a heart underneath the lighthouse like so the lighthouse is made of meat is that what it's getting at like this whole thing is just an organism that traps you and turns you into a moth man i guess as part of a wait okay so you were you were the original guy so this moth is the original guy he he was the moss yeah i think this moth is the first guy but there's definitely was another moth that was i don't know it's kind of confusing there's something weirdly cyclical ringing bring him to me so the moth is trying to bring uh you might have to go back out now nah there's a little door right there is that what that is yeah wait wait is that like a little model of the lighthouse is that the door yeah oh what the [ __ ] um and there's a disc right there oh yeah so this is where he ascends the stairs the guy comes out when i was looking at the record player right you're remembering it tommy remembering what music was remember remember what the [ __ ] is your head it's just exposed brains that's what it kind of looks like oh it's okay take your time it's not like you catch him or anything there's got to be a point to this there's got to be a reveal i should be able to predict exactly where this dude's gonna go dude i'm like genuinely invested in this i don't know i'm like that's down wait i hear him he's behind you it sounded like yeah oh that didn't oh no oh [ __ ] ago you found it oh did you just kill him yep oh and then you bring him down into that place no it's a moth hell oh [Music] you're in red land now oh it fell over what the [ __ ] are you can you do something here nope no i think it's just implying they're sitting there in shock oh that was the assistant or whatever the sudden no one lives under the lighthouse wow what the [ __ ] that was pretty cool that was neat i liked it thanks mr zubkov mr dashkov i think there was just three guys made that game okay good game guys you did a good one yeah not bad guys okay no that was really good but um here's a thought for for your next one maybe don't make it look like it was so old yeah it's like it looks like it's new yeah make it look like it's like a new game not an old game yeah also uh say i'd made it yeah say chris made it and then it'll be good thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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Id: 60zyAYqtXjQ

Length: 69min 25sec (4165 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 13 2021