BLAIR WITCH (Complete Series) - Oney Plays

[Music] chris found this game actually on the side of the road yeah guys we found some weird vhs yes it had a tail it had a label on it but it was scratched off and the dvd was smashed inside of it we had to put it together with super glue it was 95 we were able to cobble together five feet of vhs with what remained of the readable dvds that's the october joshua's tumor dude this looks like a photorealistic image damn that was like a bug vision the size of a bug that dog looks amazing i love video games with dogs in it i can see all the little jagged edges on his hairs i'm so glad you pointed that out dude i was literally just gonna say that to my lungs but i chose not to but that's half of my voice oh um if this dog was on reddit he would get all the upvotes um that was also good attention to detail making it on like that like a real creature burkettsville movie that i'll give you that much yeah this is perfect for that guy he looks like a he looks like a everybody just looks like a morphe norman reedus to me in video games now look at his little jittery hairs on his face look at his filthy milk mustache tomorrow you would boop that doggo right on the nose i can tell and you would definitely [Laughter] you'd boop that pupper dude i can you can see it in your big blue light you got me i just pulled over you you got me you found me out dude that's good uh shot composition and i'll tell you why but later remember that remember this for later oh [ __ ] we're driving dude are you already driving is that a dog hey oh it's jess dude maybe we should confirm this nah [ __ ] her dude yeah that's right [Music] [Laughter] we missed the vital plot guys big toe i didn't mean that i'm sorry you not picking up that call might save her life i hope we don't run into the bear witch compare rich peter shannon remember shannon from home movies you were a young sheldon yeah i remember shannon was the guy who talked like this right shannon's a really good character hello brendan yeah he like he was the skull bullier initially right yeah he's just like a really good bully like he like seems subtly nice but he's still the biggest bastard ever yeah watch home movies kids it's a good show it's a very good show oh well i feel like this is the video game now i thought he was going to stick that dog with his key if he put his dog down right here and there with a big syringe full of black goop with that huge syringe bullet that's kind of scary for black people you probably have to vote you have to go get a bullet where'd he go the dog evaporated to [ __ ] mist oh there it is that's the scary part of the game oh look at it he's scratching it check this out dog vision what if assassins ripped that dog's head off in two seconds i'd laugh really hard stop barking at the [ __ ] static vehicle you idiot wait is was there something you could select on the trunk oh yes you're right tomer a rock let's find this kid he's been through enough already wait do you work for the police yes i am the police oh where's that rock go the rock rolled under the the truck i think it like i don't think the rock is for your consumption i think you grew like eight little legs and just like crawled under yeah red full speed away dwayne the rock that was a violet grab that's enough of these damn kid posters i think i need one more okay so we can middle click and or tab and neither is doing [ __ ] it says you have to hold it yeah got my leather wallet missing boy poster all right gotcha hey bucks what's up dude look tomorrow it's like there's a thing a thing oh look at that it's a sharp stick a little crude spearhead looks like some little boy scout was making it i don't need that did he keep it i think he kept it tomorrow what is that oh my god that's slender i don't want to look at that better not rush into this we need to find a way to contact the search party okay we gotta find like a little walkie-talkie hello what if you're a cop why don't you have a walkie-talkie on you oh you're so nature-conscious i'm so glad that my dog talks to me when i talk to it too thanks for picking that up chris i appreciate it it's okay dude i just didn't want to leave it there i really hate littering it's my it's my most biggest pet peeve tyler why is it a real life third time you open a bag you call it loot you called irl loot keeps playing that to us you are somewhat of a [ __ ] i never say loot you go oh boy i real loot whoa loot is actually on a list of my least used words of 2019. do you remember loot crates yeah i do did they chapter like final uh chapter 11. yeah they did i'm pretty sure that they were like millions in debt good because they were selling people [ __ ] old [ __ ] that they had lying around well isn't it that slander i think it started off like when they had less members they were able to get some like decently cool stuff and then the challenge i know a guy who got a really cool [ __ ] thanos statue it was seriously sweet it's true all right all right my point my point is that it got worse no no because they eventually had to get stuff that they could get like a hundred thousand of at a time because that's how many subscribers my friend bradley literally did an unboxing video he got the thanos scotland he cried because it was so cool that's a made-up story that happened it was made out of uh paper mache but it was very [ __ ] realistic i had that cool venom mug for a while that's the coolest thing i ever got from your venom cosplay with the truth it was carnage sorry as a carnage mug more people know who venom is than carnage look at your call history or look at your phone book let's play [ __ ] snake dude [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] the whole game let's just play this for like four hours i'm down for that bony plays presents oh he's so bad tiny snake go faster dude i'm good at this game see i actually want to see how far you can get to this good this is a critical part of we're doing good look around five i can't believe it oh you flew too close to the side what were you thinking look i made a little boot you mean a little boot about to step on a bug i'm [ __ ] hard locked into this now i can't get out you can't let's play shooter deluxe you want to do that yeah okay shooter deluxe uh it's like space invaders is it crazy that that phones that uh on games on the phone really like this like super recently this is a really nice touch i'm actually very happy this is great anyway enough of that i mean he had dates this at a time like pre-smartphones yes i had when i was a kid i had photo until i was like a teenager i had phones that were like sheriff yeah call sheriff lanning hello anyone down are [Music] what did that have to do with reception yeah you got through that's your little police pickup truck is this this is what you were driving in right yeah this is someone else's yeah yeah it wasn't yeah oh no that's not it let's what's this maybe that's the one you drove in on no i drove it on yeah oh okay nothing in there trunk oh there you go there's a walkie talkie there we go now i'll call landing once i'm in the forest okay i'm glad they animated that now you can make your way into the blair come on pupper time for a boob let's get to the spooky already yeah i hear some kind of bumblebee it's just one big bumblebee they call him the ultimate grumbling bumblebee let's go find this kid impales him with fence ha ha just kidding just kidding you actually fell for that oh is are you that out of your body i'm having an out of body experience getting kind of vertigo up here this is too cinematic to be blair witch yeah i know is it the whole point of blair witch that it's like uh it's all gonzo that's the fantastic four logo handycam oh no that's the blur that's a stick figure from stickdeath.com the player which stole this from stickdown.com i saw a movie of the blair witch like three years ago it was a piece of [ __ ] you saw you mean you saw that movie blair witch they remade it they made a remake what why would you remake blair witch recently what the [ __ ] was that it was like three years ago it was really bad i didn't think they remade that or sure it wasn't a sequel or something was it like a fan thing or it was real yeah it was it was like i think it was a reboot so it was actually released in theaters yeah okay dude this looks [ __ ] beautiful it's like it is volumetric or something ah i'm gonna call manning okay to toki use your taki set channel 2. right now what are you doing out here this guy's part of the evil i know for effect sir i'm here to help that's all there is to it bullets with me i'm gonna get sick [ __ ] geez sorry tomorrow's literally the green oh i'm green with rage rage at your incessant camera bobbing not this time here here's an unpopular opinion i actually like motion blur in some video games whoa a lot of people [ __ ] hate it you literally can't say that dude but i think it seems like the cops didn't want you here this is bullet your right hand dog listen and watch his body language he'll be the first to alarm you loneliness can affect your mental state what are you doing stupid he's sniffing on the trees give him a pet come on stupid you can't give him a little a little boop as you would call it i gotta boop the dogger okay you sucked out i'm gonna follow the number one source of light this way oh you got a message oh a message let's do it on your cellular telephone my smelly i love this this is so cool messages hey [ __ ] should probably call just said i hope everything is going well call me when you'll have a moment okay let's call jess here we go yo put a little chimpanzee face on this [ __ ] i got your message sorry i can pick up earlier still do it put on his finger sort of did you uh hear about that missing kid i've joined the search oh wow okay i hope you know what you're doing yeah hello it seems like he's trying to prove something to somebody oh not much so far but hey you know at least bullets happy we're out of the house what are you doing if you feel like talking about one in a drink oh he's drinking he's gonna drink some of this gross stagnant water your dog just gulped up like four ameepas save some for men did you know that aviva's are natural like eating bacteria is totally fine it's safe i knew that that's some good information yeah did you know she came into the shower so therefore it's good to not shower it's like the paleo diet he was good enough for caveman so uh dude if caitlyn didn't shower we don't have to shower yeah caveman didn't have uh antibiotics they would live like almost all the way to 20 sometimes too did you know that caveman actually did live to like their 70s and 80s but that was just because uh infant mortality was so young where really yeah it's true caveman looked like sick through 60s if they made it past like up to 20 they usually made it for a good while but they also but they also stole medicine they would live until their 60s and 70s yeah people in uh people in the 70s and 1800s lived up some of the founding fathers left up to be like 90 something sorry stupid what can we definitely definitely like the average person lives longer now but come on you [ __ ] stoop what place oh is this a bunch of [ __ ] he just keeps barking at trees there was a we our neighbor had a dog like this it was really stupid and it would just like bark at rocks but it would spend literally if you let it it would spend hours just flipping over rocks with its nose and its nose chris grabbed the dog's leg right there when he pulled the pills out that was ripping the dog's leg off [ __ ] stupid you better find what's next look at this look oh searching here there was a little selectable thing on the left side of it wasn't there it sure seemed oh wait no he's going for it he's gonna bring something out there put your [ __ ] head in it little boy's head oh no it's a hat it's a ball cap inside the tomb oh goodness it's covered in warhammer paint what the hell that's peter's cap wouldn't your first instinct be to check inside this cave yeah absolutely to move the gigantic rocket side and reveal the tube inside yeah there's like great job alice kind of rude but okay yeah these guys already think you're in over your head oh i got locked in you threw you fell through a witch's wormhole bullet just bullet just ran over a cliff or something what did you fall through there's nothing above you i wish some [ __ ] sheriff said that we lost him through wait let me guess you fell through a witch's whirlpool huh these ones you look upwards if you can where'd you fall through call balls oh did you roll down the hill yeah thank you oh i see okay that makes sense come on now zach on his four little legs was probably just fine dude i lost my ugly [ __ ] dog oh come on though come on dog oh that's one loud crow i'll take a little bit of a heartbeat thing going on where's his [ __ ] crow where is this where is this [ __ ] that sounds pissed off [Music] no ugh no this cannot be happening this is actual crazy it just can't be when you say stuff like that this can't be happening this can't be happening not to be not now dude what the [ __ ] what is that what's the richest ghost the [ __ ] happening what whoa what the [ __ ] oh god lots of dead ends this is scary oh god you're getting slendered everything's fine i'm trapped with it you look like a hamster in a maze or something oh god all your little veins are popping in your eyes my veins please no oh oh god what happened i'm sure that's out of your control yeah sounded like those little things zooming around ales oh well we hear your dog at least what are you doing oh daddy i found a banana oh well look who decided to show up okay when i'll get you i'm gonna take a bite out of you boy hey get back here oh he found a secret huh who's calling you at a time like this jess this is though this is the galley this is your gal pal you hung up on earlier you don't sound so hot who's these guys are not giving any directions on the word don't in that sentence you don't sound so hot yeah you know it sounds so hot nobody speaks like that whoever you are whoever you did outline we're gonna find your imdb and you are so done after we find out who you are you hear me your career's not going to do so hot you hear me dude it's like pub g let's pick up some guns and [ __ ] let's get some loot let's go camping you guys i'd be down dude that's like a 700 jvc cam oh yeah let's watch this cool video this records on high eight wait don't tell me this is cool like they put a lot of effort into the visuals oh my eyes hurt i'm fine i'll deal with it i just need a little more time she got blocked in black mirror how good is the new season i haven't seen any of the new season uh what do you mean by new the the how long ago did those come out i don't know if i've seen it like six months ago seven months ago oh yeah i saw that do you even hear yourself yeah i could hear myself just fine and i can see the way you look at me like i'm a [ __ ] loser and a sick little puppy for you to look after oh hi ellis yeah yourself oh yeah there it is i'm glad she's sticking it to alice they're arguing sounded a lot better she's going to redeem her acting creds you can hold any button to skip to put a hole in his drywall tvs aren't [ __ ] mobile phones that isn't a nokia brand television zack that looks like your room dude this is literally something i would do if i was pissed off you'd look down at your man at your 357 [Music] yeah meet your new partner he's been through a lot just like oh sir what let me guess a pupper just take the damn dog yes sir yeah so you are a cop oh he's got a dog i'm so happy for alice was this really what was on that vhs or on that like mini dv tape did i pass out someone was recording me boy no it's not pitch black dude it's like it's like choose your flashlight son it's like a bit after sundown i think dude um dude that looks [ __ ] really good it looks real well done well done well done i'm to take this thing just for fun it's a more completed one it's an effort someone was skinning tomorrow let's just have like a nice little asmr in this tent today we're going to be butchering [Laughter] oh doggy what did you do hey how did it end up back here yeah why are you sailing [Music] yeah let's do what if there was a video of the dog dancing that would be [ __ ] funny that would make me like a tutu yeah the clue let me guess what the [ __ ] it's a little toy police car all right and you can wind it back we'll get back to what i think is flashing because it was actually happening in real clear real life wasn't it go back go back further am i crazy or was that actually flashing behind the camera itself this is so cool dude look whoa yeah yeah what the hell yeah by pausing the tape you affect the real world what's he barking at the blurb oh it's the little thing just snatch it down destroy [Music] ulga or luck oh [ __ ] me dude no come back oh he's got a little reflective collar look at that this game's got good attention to detail still on track buddy come here they wouldn't come here okay seek no no pick up you're gonna get the walkie i wanna pet him it's more important to pet your dog oh look at that dog dude you can pet the dog that should go on a twitter account for sure dude that would get a lot of retweets and uploads hell yes there is a twitter account called can you pet the dog some sort of subreddit it makes me sick oh they coded it in thank you what the people freak out over you not being able to pet dogs in video games yeah ellis definitely has something to prove i'll keep you posted over now dude i'm actually scared now what the [ __ ] how long until chris refuses to keep walking forward and hands over the control dude i swear they they make some of these little branches look like that the evil stickman don't you have to tell your dog to seek again oh my god dude i'm hearing all sorts of sounds where are you there you are say seek you can find something buddy he's using his fat doglers to spell out this the cream fart [ __ ] i guess you just keep going i'm hearing scary sounds some thunk this is exactly how i felt the first time i played slender that scared the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of me when i first played it i know buddy i know oh there's another little spooky it's okay it's all gone see arthur arthur yes they've always got their back to the camera and they're standing in that corner right yeah this is [ __ ] scary oh you're up here oh you found a little hidden trove wait when did he get there damn it no your flashlight's done let the game do the scaring man oh shit's happening yeah we've seen those eyes before that's jess's eyes yeah human eyes don't scare me it's just a tree wait it looked like you could interact with it yeah there there or you saw the little circle on it right oh my god the dog scared me oh just follow him where's he going don't let him run away there's like a bright area down here oh yes the bright area oh yes the closing bright video gave me a reup i think we found the ravine you were talking about any updates on your side space yeah actually you know if anyone's ever done any construction work out here like what like reinforced concrete foundations or uh trenches trenches well there hasn't been any military presence in these parts since the civil war this is not civil war construction i don't know tilmer it might be am i supposed to go down here okay i think so you're supposed to go here and see the evil skeleton guarding this thing look oh this is a weird kind of lock is that a real kind of lock you could buy i've never seen one like this it's an interesting design look tomorrow that did it see no it didn't i just poked myself in the eye maybe something your inventory has included that oh yeah uh wait i'm gonna follow the dog for a sec who did this ah now what i'd expect in the middle of the forest then again i wouldn't expect reinforced concrete either we got something what'd you get boy really come on bullet you can see if you can find something else oh what's this got something oh let's see it's freaking watching another mini dv tape oh that did something that it's peter i think i didn't see that peter [ __ ] what is that you no you killed him with a rock was there a point in the video where something lit up maybe i just imagined it no i don't think so yeah can we go to the end of the video again really quick was that that was over near the concrete thing right yeah oh [ __ ] we got night vision here that's really cool where's the battery oh it's almost there i bet it doesn't die unless the game decides it's supposed to how do i switch back to your your torch my two watch okay then come shoot big [ __ ] thick gluey ropes would come on the dog's head no not on the dog you're a dangerous i guess i am supposed to watch that video or go back to where i was well i think i think if i could be wrong maybe if you go back to where the video was and play it it'll affect the environment i was gonna say i think you did the video it had a it had a secret for the lock combination i could be wrong about that i was looking for it i didn't see it but let's try it i think there's a pattern i would just try going back to the site if that doesn't work watch tape i could be wrongly the very very end of the video oh it would just be like it was the [ __ ] dog it's definitely the concrete place drops a rock is it in a baseball yeah oh it is baseball oh the idea is he's trying to leave a hint yeah so that you could find him here there now pause it while pause it while that's on the ground and see if it appears ellis debase peter didn't run away he was kidnapped i found a tape it shows the man who did it in the middle of the forest are you serious yeah the tapes they make things appear but there's no time you're an idiot yeah i would never tell somebody that even if that's true i can't let you go alone we don't have much choice look i won't do anything stupid i'm just gonna find him and wait for you to catch up over and out no alice wait god damn it now what wait make sure you can't get the baseball to appear yeah cause he would have he said that for a reason yeah even said it makes stuff appear like listen when he drops the ball see if you hear a dropping sound okay oh the dog laid down oh there you go wait i think you had to trigger calling the guy the radio first maybe what's the show me state uh i don't know is it montana what are you talking about there's a state called the show me state oh really yeah you know how like every state state every state in the us has like uh yeah they have like a title i didn't know that what does that mean shelby's what is that i don't even know but there's a show me state like the words show me sure this is the right way buddy yeah like jerry maguire show me the money but it's the show me state i'm gonna look it up in circles missouri is the show me state an odd slogan oh [ __ ] no your heartbeat's dirty up too oh god bullet what are you doing come on boy don't make me chase you [ __ ] oh this is gonna be bad it's gonna be bad oh my god no oh is this a cutscene now or is it oh goodness there's some [ __ ] that is like a living god no [ __ ] way dude dude i'm not [ __ ] playing this sounds like a red demon don't worry if your dog dies because of your cowardice it's on you what do i [ __ ] do oh my god sir what do i [ __ ] do just run call your dog call your dog dude call your dog look at the tree the tree the tree the tree is there anything you can do on the tree oh my god where the [ __ ] where the [ __ ] oh oh maybe you're supposed to follow your dog right here yeah listen to the dog oh god oh my god look how fast that thing is it's it got stuck in the tree i think you just had to endure it the bullets behaviors grang will alarm you dark danger lurk in the dark during a fight keep him close he'll help you locate enemies but if left alone he will become vulnerable so always stick to your dogges tell him where you're playing don't worry i am i'm scared but i was going to talk more about missouri and why it's called the show me state fine i'll play there you are okay now we'll never know why it's called that i'll look it up for you i already found it you don't have to cry i didn't think you'd cry if i handed it to you well it says here apparently the founder john d missouri said show me your pubes but the last part was deemed too controversial what's he oh he's barking at this i don't know the controls or anything oh a new tape go on give it a watch wow oh wait is this a new one yeah i wake them up they steer me they follow me it keeps them away keeps me safe i need to hold on to the light so i assume that means the flashlight screws it's a little different thing away maybe oh my god how do i get out of here okay there we go i still got you gotta give me like a minute to learn to control yeah middle mouse click is important tab is important c is important i oh uh while much of the state's history is so i just got to keep the torch on him yeah yeah with your beautiful flashlight pay attention to the dog you look which direction the dog is right there oh yeah you heard it is that it oh my god where is he you're looking where the door dog like turns around real fast good you're right dude oh oh you heard it yeah you heard it what is that is that the blair witch it like runs on all fours i think i thought the blair witch was like a creepy old woman with horse hair is she actually shown in the movie no she's described at the beginning it seems almost like it's like the horse here yeah it's the little tree man but he's just like a real thing maybe that's the true blair witch huh he's [ __ ] pissed chris do your best impression of foghorn leghorn uh reacting realistically to a gun being pulled on him no i can't even do foghorn like horde no no here's what it sound like that's all you can tell you again you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] i would have embarrassed myself i had gone through with that what what what are you saying boys he's running way too fast [ __ ] oh god classic quote just in brackets gasp it's just real where the [ __ ] did he go i told her this game's too scary that's fog for like that's the one that's [ __ ] up [ __ ] your leger my neighbor's fog hard legged okay and i'm one pissed off rooster why do i have so much [ __ ] farts in me today do you guys ever get that sensation of a fart being sucked back up into your body sometimes when i have to hold it in and then it vanishes and i feel like i just like but do you feel it like rising back up into you or no no not really i do i feel it like bubbling up back into my body [Laughter] it can't be good oh god come here where are you [ __ ] get out of the bush what is this bush get out of the bush this is [ __ ] scary he said come towbar running around in these trees you're gonna get covered in ticks so when you get home have a good shower you don't want to get lyme disease want to get lyme disease sublime disease you don't want to get rid of disease my dog is pissed he's like i've i've got a trail you get up here yeah you look like he seems familiar i think it's the one that collapsed oh yeah i could be wrong about that see he gets so far ahead of me tomorrow do you believe in life after love is that the share song i mean yeah but it's based on a real thing let's say yeah you should make up those words i mean that's a real feeling people ask not like it's not like her concept came from nowhere i swear we've been here already we fair oh what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] there's an evil place this is definitely the witch's ghost i think you're back by the concrete thing dawich if you had to take on you that was one foot by one foot that how would you find a tick on me like look in the shower would i not have noticed that that would be really scary if you like slept on your front and then you just woke up one day and didn't even notice it was still attached yeah like you put your shirt on i didn't see it you're like why does my hunch feel so big today why is my humpback extra itchy today how much worse do you think your life would be if everything was the exact same or you just had a humpback yeah it'd be like 10 percent worse i think it'd be like 38 percent worse you'd be treated a lot worse but honestly just get over it whatever other like thing causes hunchbacks i think he's been cured for a while i don't think people get hunchbacks as much people get hunchbacks even more now what are you talking about like a true hunchback oh oh no i'm i'm talking about people's like yeah like their mobile phone necks that [ __ ] uh if you look around you see it everywhere now even in like famous actors it's [ __ ] weird yeah what's this you're just the same place it's disintegrating your vertebrae so you're calling him back i swear this stupid dog is just leading me in circles yo [ __ ] next time you're watching tv look at the [ __ ] person's neck when they're sitting and you're going to see a [ __ ] humpback slouching mobile phone user guys this is the mobile phone challenge if you see anybody even looking at their phone take take their phone smash it on the ground with a hammer and uh report it to the police i just screw the top your lungs where the police get there start making crazy sounds start like reaching into your pockets frantically i'd say tony stark is your favorite event tony stark [Music] tony stark is my favorite dudes mr thomas from narnia tomar that's you at girls on the sidewalk every day i can see tomorrow where you go pro walking to new york city whistling women just harassing women ripping their bracelets off kicking their knees out from underneath them what you are the [ __ ] beneath my shoes what was that noise it was you kicking out of his leg and you didn't it freaked me out i thought my dog made that sound can you add that dog here that sounded so that looks like the dog does that sound when it opens his mouth that was definitely the dog i saw him do that tomorrow i hope you find like a big a big rib cage in the woods with a big old piece of pork inside with a big piece of pork and some apple sauce on the side what is the recipe at applesauce i don't think i've actually ever had applesauce are you serious because the idea of it disgusts me i don't know why you have mashed up [ __ ] gravy apples i make applesauce i like apples yeah with your ass yeah you're [ __ ] like dark yellow [ __ ] does not count yeah big frothy dark yellow lick juicy delicious thick um sorry tomer i'm sorry we we objectify you like that you have to understand it's for other people's entertainment tomorrow you have to understand when i see your yellow cub floating in the toilet with little brown spots this is not yellow i want to go on record yellow with blood spots gerbil piss highlighter yellow is gerbil piss really that bright yellow yeah it floats like moss on the lake yeah you got little lily pad smegas there's a little there's little tadpoles jumping from megas yeah a little smack if i can make things appear maybe i can make him move as well oh he spelled it out for you [ __ ] yes dude i'm so glad he did that that's the start of that one it's the dangers right no it's bread crumb oh it is no no you're right sorry sorry tour i guess they just press oh no [ __ ] [ __ ] i thought it was at the beginning of the bread crump maybe i'm stupid i'm stupid and ugly no i was right [ __ ] you [ __ ] go to the breadcrumbs right now no it was the dangers no was the it was the one with the little kid it was like the baseball was the baseball yeah and it was also in there so i thought this was the baseball one you owe me an apology baseball one for sure it is i don't understand go to the brit go to the baseball warren all right i'll go to the baseball one everyone in the comments leave leave a comment say uh chris wins this round tomorrow and then everyone like up that one comment no it's after this this is the first one you found or the second one you found uh it's that one that was a deal yeah see go to the beginning of that yeah right here oh you're right see tomorrow i knew you loved me that's really cool yeah yeah that rewinded do we want to rewind yeah look the tree goes up you want to walk through there yeah see now exit oh yeah no the tree was not down before it was it was tomorrow maybe it wasn't it freaking was walking in there i think it was yeah you did not in there pass the truck oh there you go tell your dog to shut up oh alice answer me ella's over go ahead there's this weird white tree over here you know which one i'm talking about yeah i saw it on my way here i could get there in a few minutes just stay where you are okay all right ellis is a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] dude he should have warned them that there's a weird [ __ ] thing out there yeah he's real selective about the stuff he [ __ ] rattles off over the walkie he tells them that his videos change stuff but not that there's a [ __ ] he could have just said there's there's a murderer out here how different do you think life on earth would be if if ends were real like talking like actual talking trees like cynthia trees uh they'd all be wiped out you think so yeah yeah you're probably right tomorrow go back to the tree you just got to run back tomorrow what would you do i want you to really answer this you're gonna answer i'm gonna [ __ ] be so mad i might block you on everything i have what would you do with your neck extended would you eat tree stars like in the land of course what i eat answer the [ __ ] question you've been dodging for the last eight years yeah uh yes i would eat tree stars on a regular basis truth finally [ __ ] comes out the fact that they just called them tree stars and they made them look so tasty absolutely when i say this and i want to put an official legal declaration above the video right now put a legal document if you photoshop tobar with a long neck eating tree stars you are blocked from the channel you're blocked from the twitter you're blocked from the subreddit you are done oh you found it if i even see one photoshop of tomorrow your tree star don't do it with a long little footneck where where are you still under the tree uh-oh so am i what are we talking about like you're in the demon it's just ridiculous god damn it ellis god damn it here you are eating tree stars i'm here too don't talk to me like i'm crazy as i look at this tar tree this just doesn't seem natural know what i'm saying it's like organic it's you who needs me now i'm the only person in this goddamn forest who's even remotely close to finding that kid get your dog out of that [ __ ] alice oh oh here we go man oh god it's it's like a red dog oh so that hurts it just when you look at it oh oh yeah we got it we got it boy i hate this you're doing good dude zomer if we're in the situation i trust the [ __ ] out of you to help me yeah i got a text message on my phone but there's no reception it's from the blair witch how do i do this [ __ ] uh press yeah there you go moving is always better than standing those who don't move have 99 percent use the mouse wheel to scroll down higher chance of dying better start walking oh you found the sheriff found the sheriff's car we're just about to give up for the day and here it is i know you're there i just found your car oh channel three say the light channel three channel three say the light go to the channel three on your walkie talkie [Music] why who is this hello hell not that it's locked god damn it how am i supposed to get to the controls when it's locked i don't know man open the back oh he brought you something the dog did oh he did yeah is it the keys where'd you find him yeah look at matters no good job buddy christopher yeah turn on the headlights wait bullet drive home and tell my wife i don't like her headlight hit like this here it is cigarette lighter time what that's that's the cigarette lighter i should take a look under the hood oh you got to get out now [ __ ] let's see if there's a manual fuse panel 15 amp ignition coitus what the [ __ ] oh cavity one two three three ten this seems a little complicated [ __ ] yeah blair witch project just turned into auto repair 101. [Music] officer wilson was notified appearance of talk mckinnon by adam brown todd was is todd mckinnon though wait this is 1755 what no it's two thousand oh oh it's like the time of day is like 5 55 p.m so mckinnon is the person i'm looking for no he's another person this is another kid okay [ __ ] it get out of that get the goddamn this is all supposed to be happening in like the like the year 2000 or like the very early 2000s look under the hood dude yeah like that chris let's pick up a new language people the battery is just not connected right yes i'm getting in the car again oh i never put the hood back down you sure didn't do you know what time it is oh the fuses it's time for an annual oh man okay so what's number three is the body control module power door locks what the [ __ ] was that and it needs to be 15. did you hear that what what have you done ellis did you guys catch this oh left park lamp and front light oh okay that's what i need so the front light is a 20 amp circuit what else has 20 amps the cigar lighter wait really yeah i think i fixed it oh my god he did something somebody take a picture without your permission it's daytime i got back to the real world buddy now i'm really losing at this time aren't i [Music] i hate ellis no i'm really going crazy i'm really losing it i suppose i really am going insane huh absolutely out of my mind that is i i again i feel like to some degree you got to blame the writers for some of those yeah it's the dialogue he's not the guy's acting he's acting fine when it's like dialogue it's good dialogue do a little seco do little dabs make a little up what's your problem jess call me when you can cut it but okay oh i guess i missed a ton of text the prize oh that's the combo combination let's talk let's see the three two one one three see let's see let's say that l3 ready one two three you guys actually did it for the whole class okay well you were sitting in silence i was donating 15 grand keep getting bumped into the local charity uh dude i didn't um i was joking so i just want to clarify um jess has been thinking a lot about us you're avoiding me you're still running just donated 20 grand to charity feels good man yeah i just don't ignore your charity sorry did i say that out loud oops i guess it's out there now i guess you have to deal with that fact oops i guess i'm yeah i guess i'm a good guy got a good person yeah chris is literally joking in front of us this is not okay uh this is not a correct workplace i'm only joking my balls i'm not getting pleasure from it guys joking videos are on youtube explaining to me that this is educational and that this is just for my i'll just show you guys the four you don't have to do it i'm just showing you the four hey youtube when you're demonetizing all my [ __ ] maybe you should also think about removing the grown men joking their [ __ ] [ __ ] juicy monster [ __ ] with oils yeah you [ __ ] [ __ ] look at susan wojansky whatever your [ __ ] name is you quit [ __ ] clipping your eyebrow lashes and [ __ ] get off your ass and do some work you think this is a way nah his lame ass won't even go under a branch zach can you imagine susan would you ski simply even cutting her hedge even i could imagine her chewing big league chew and farting on her couch all day she was farting into her leather couch farting into her leather pants her leather pants guys you did not take it you did not hear it for me this is down go back wait what oh [ __ ] on the way down look at that don't look right look down that was like a good uh blue's chris what you said like the dog from blue's clothes when you did that [Music] that would be a good blues clues noise if he opens his mouth way wider than he ever has look at my teeth that's what he says i have the body of a pig a shovel everybody go look up on youtube i have the body of a pig it's the scariest video on youtube dig up the corpse of a little boy let me take a look that was perfectly timed it was bastard ducks oh god it's cheryl it's the sheriff oh [ __ ] i don't understand damn oh god there's bastard duck attacking the main character oh bastard ate his face off neck wound nick nick wound his head it's barely hanging on it's i mean this guy's face with this guy's face is barely on his head i mean clean cuts probably post-mortem oh i'm pretty beat up about it yeah this guy's not really reacting to his mutilated partner here yeah why don't we get gigs yeah tobar anita sarkeesian no she did this yep i believe it she finally took credit for something look down look hey tomorrow what are these lyrics from look down look down don't look right at the screen that was your favorite movie it said that that would be the les miserables but it's a very special version of les miserables it's just too darn obscene the cr was it the singing's life whose bright idea was that obviously uh those guys could have done a better job making that movie it's brentofloss it seems no but he says now tenants of room two four six so one that's a pretty good priority honestly no tenants room two four six so one wow what's he doing wait did he just murder the sheriff oh he did yeah he stabbed him with a big old knife creeper oh chris if i rewind it will he come back to life yeah or will he just appear and there will be a guy with a knife dude he's alive go back go back go back even further so wait no that's where the knife would be in the ground no he should be alive now you should be should he be that a skeletal missing person hey there's the knife now yeah now you can cut up the sheriff's body saw his head off just to see what happens yeah i found him like this i'll get him for this i swear i don't like that the uh i don't like that you can't bring him back to life and talk to him you can't say hello it'll kill him you're gonna make your dog [ __ ] go blood crazy he gets nothing from the shovel from the bloody shovel yeah well where's the knife where would the knife be where's the perspective he so he died here i don't remember him dying on his back yes or no this is a 20 20 census question would you say you quote unquote lick your chops when you smell bones what would you do you lick your chops when you smell bones do you lick does your tongue stick out like squishy what is it i i don't think you know what bones even smell like do i lick my traps like scooby can you put that on a shirt i don't even know what bones smell like i don't even know what bones smell like that is a great tomar quote you think he'll be alive now no i don't wait is his body gone no no there's still a skeleton wait where it's there oh there yeah this is the form of the brain tomorrow be careful or you might die i just don't know anymore here actually no wait somebody in the comments you need to help me find a video because i can't find it for the life of me where it was this irish kid with like a weird demeanor i'll say and can you draw what he looks like and put it in the video yeah he looks like that okay but uh he he's also a 3d regular right there no i'm not doing it right now just play google image no but anyway this is what happens in the video he's he's trying to make like a funny sketch and i think he's irish for no he is irish for sure but he he he says when you go into a nightclub and they're playing your favorite song and then like he plays some song and he goes oh yeah one for the boys yeah and then he says when you're going to a nightclub and they're playing a song you don't like and then it's like let it go he's like let it go [ __ ] that see you later this is the stupidest is it like a vine or a tick-tock it was trying to be but it's it's just this weird [ __ ] irish guy saying it he also had one of uh him in his backyard with his little sister sliding down a water slide and says he says something like who needs to go on holiday when you have something like that does he really talk like this yeah that's the funniest part about it he literally says when you're going to a nightclub when they're playing your favorite music someone please find me that video and link it to me on twitter if it doesn't exist anymore i'm going to be very sad alice you [ __ ] suck you got a guy killed and you're dumb he's definitely directing me this way just run up there who needs bullet when you got your own instincts dude what's this place our military services soldiers one time when i was in school uh we were saying prayers and there was a guy in my school that literally talked like this my name is justin like he literally talked like that right yeah and one time we were saying hail mary at the start of class and halfway through it i started like going uh i'm blessed to be our daughter and i started doing that voice imitating him yeah and i thought no one could hear me i was like and blessed is the womb of dying jesus holy mary what did anybody hear you no that's the thing at the end of it the teacher said chris i want you to say the entire prayer again but not in that ridiculous voice you were doing and she was like really mean about it and i was like how old were you again like [ __ ] seven oh that's way too young you know she's legitimately hope she gets a heart attack and dies she no she was [ __ ] brutally mean it man [ __ ] miserable old [ __ ] [ __ ] who failed at everything so much contempt for teachers on this show what just happened did a witch grab your head they threw [ __ ] grey water in your eyes oh look at the tree over there can i can't even equip my flashlight dude look oh that's so cool oh i like this it's gonna snap right there whoa what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] indeed whoa what is that is that is that a glory don't look right at the screen we can't oh god we're gonna get separated from my dog no more boop in that doggo i suppose those were us votes for you dude unfortunately oh you're running into a big hole dude oh no this is the witch's hole go ahead go in go and do it go to the witch's hall well you fell for her trick stupid i told you that which is like 30 times if you still did it yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] tomorrow i can see stuff oh is that your doge that is my coin of doze that's possibly the cutest doge i've ever seen did you guys know that veronica's brother started calling her dog doge and now that's what the dog is called that sucks because it was ironic for so long it became real that's the problem i already [ __ ] oh this is cool this is scary the flesh like barely destroyed fabian that creeps about dude he saw like a demon earlier trying to kill his dog yeah asap mutilated dead man my flashlight sucks right now what's going on oh no who is that am i in a woods or a cave am i in office am i in the woods don't freak out i think you have to eat the tree stars dude yeah tobar there's no other way dude i can't even tell which way is up you guys i'm back in the cave welcome to photorealism well i can't remember which way i was going to go that way up is always more epic oh did you see that tobor have you ever seen shutter island before no one escapes shutter island have you seen a movie before though at least i went the wrong way go back to your way dude yeah i like shutter island we should watch that movie i don't think i have seen shutter eyes let's watch shutter island he doesn't know anything about it either come over in the weekend and we'll watch it tonight we game we game rose during the weekend you and i are both leaving town oh yeah [ __ ] oh to omg zords i could have lost my head [ __ ] whoa turn it off yeah i wouldn't say that word if even if this would be i would stick to the pg if everybody just crawling through a little tunnel would you watch a movie if it was pg-15s uh no i would literally get in trouble if i did that whoa oh lucas lucas the amazing the magnificent it's gonna be creepy when i have a picture pictures of all these disappeared boys everyone go check out lucas the magnificent's twitter yeah i think he just tweeted like recently too for his first like a year he was on a long hiatus yeah he was a he was in a a celebrity narrow here make sure to look at through all of his pictures stuck what do you mean stuck let's look at james frank go cut your arm off thing you trapped you these rocks though i literally can't move try to go backwards bullets that's what i'm doing let's go forward tommy i i can't move forward or back oh i gotta squeak okay i just had to press left and right to squeeze through oh no your dog is a bone dude that's actually drug right there look upwards is there anything crawling on the ceiling bullet that's so scary omg he sounds like bullet i love you daddy [Laughter] [Music] you sound like a little spider monkey yeah let's let me check my messages while i'm doing all this i freaking love owning you little dude little guy what would you like to bring my voicemail don't [ __ ] you how do i check my voicemail said the receptionist chase what are you talking about do we have the code it is she is here is what that means oh folk that was that was just like uh yeah the nato alphabet uh did we even put that code into the lock no no we never even have gotten back to the lock i don't think you're supposed to go backwards right no i'm sure we'll find it again later in the game oh this is a new entrance i actually really don't like her talking i think it's not scary at all she's just been making guttural noises like primitive uh even if they got a better voice for her off the record alice when you got there you saw them leaving the store you took out your gun you told them to stop the kid reached for something was it a weapon ooh did i kill a kid you know what happened whoa is that a guy's braids everywhere i think that was just the dead body the sheriff again i don't know what i was thinking i was the last person he'd want to see for all i knew i could have crippled him for life oh move the bed's coming down the hall he's glitching around i thought there was something i had to do like a swat team all of a sudden let the bodies let the body is it like the military i thought you were a cop yeah this looks like military for sure and you found that little sign about like a guy who or that little piece of paper about a guy who got like dishonorably discharged from the military well the assuming maybe this is your past i don't know i'm just like it could be you're some fallen like fallen from grace soldier who was given another chance as a police officer and then you like shot a kid and you're just a downward spiraling failure you're losing your bananas oh we're back at the campsite this is pr oh new tape the burial and a little spot with purple find it flowers we gotta find those flowers right but you're gonna have to move that rock back up i think the tape itself will lift the rock back up probably we could probably pre-lift it by just pre-cumming by pre-cumming can you cover your hands yeah easily not i all you gotta do is the dog's flipping oh it's because of the blair witch thing oh [ __ ] she's here that's this thing oh i wonder if doing that actually kills it i don't know like temporarily like keeps it at bay marius marius you're no longer a child i've never seen you window casey bring him home bring him home take him home wait let's bring him home it's the it's the one at the very end where it's like [Music] i don't know that i forget that one it's like the last song in the whole thing he's like 90 years old red the color he's gonna sniff around and he's gonna say nothing eh wait what there's a ghost i guess the worst [Music] [Applause]

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Id: OPiII1O9G3k

Length: 76min 1sec (4561 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 18 2020