Nilou WILL Be Ours [Genshin Impact Swords Only]

feel like I've already recorded this intro before but there's two things I want to say here first off I hate myself because the last time I logged off this account we were in the middle of this Quest so anytime I come on swords only it throws me right back into this Quest again I have no way out of it except for actually completing it second off I've been sitting here for like an hour actually okay no it's actually been three hours I lied and I've just been trying to decide what I want to do in this video because I know in sumeru a lot of what we have to do is just quests and dialogue and obviously that does not make for the best YouTube content but you know what I've decided to not try and come up with an idea of what I want to do I just want to record and see what happens I just want to have fun and I mean we're playing against impact so that's actually really difficult to do I'm obviously joking kind of oh no not the red levels in here too I know I did this on my main but I don't remember it at all pretty sure it was during a live stream though that same live stream when Sumer was first released oh this is when we go back to India's Zoomer right yep so I saw someone in the last video I think it was this account they left a comment about the whole red levels on every enemy thing they said all I need to do is get one character to level 90 on the account it doesn't matter if I'm even using them I mean that might be true I just find that very hard to believe the fact that they would make you max out a character completely just to get rid of the whole red level thing I know that I buy that I think it's just the overall combined level of all my characters oh I've transformed into Navi Hey listen Hey listen Hey listen I don't know what else it says that's the only quote that I know Hey listen did I did it I did did it so we should be free from this prison now oh we've now entered the other prison space Oh this is when it turns into a painting right I mean not that I know that definitely never done this quest in my life what nice scenery this is I actually don't know what I'm meant to do at this point do I go into it I can't go into it or can I okay no there's invisible wool I mean my quest is investigate the courtyard but I kinda can't oh okay never mind I see it now right here right right he something's supposed to happen excuse me game right here huh well like I've said we've now entered a new prison I kinda can't leave game game would you like to let me progress please okay look it's gone now it's back now we stand here oh uh okay no no I I see what I'm I see what I'm supposed to do now I just feel kind of stupid you know I could just cut all of that out of the video and it's like it never happened or I could leave it in and look like an idiot which is probably what I'm gonna do space Oh I forgot that this dude was in here I wish ayaka was here now I am genuinely oh I was gonna say I'm doing actually no damage but I guess it was scripted for me to do no damage I knew I didn't need ayaka you know they're evil when they put the Moi in front of hahaha Freedom we've escaped I can leave there was so much dialogue there so it's only it's been trapped in there for so many days because I'm gonna be honest since the last video starts only I haven't come back on this account well I mean I did only to find that I was stuck in there so dailies and resin have not been being done I panicked only seeing about 900 Primos on the account but I forgot I've been converting them so we're almost up to being guaranteed a five star and obviously we have Watergirl coming up in the next update second half I think but in the last video I did say we're probably not going to get to the desert on any account when that comes out because I just have so much else I need to do still and then someone in the comments reminded me that new sword girl is probably gonna need stuff in the desert which means I'm gonna have to go through and do all of sumaru or at least maybe not because maybe we won't have to finish the sumaru story in order to access the desert at least I can hope that that's the case I despise a Elon Musk oh you want to go make friends with the hill of Charles don't wake the others you say Okay oopsies it appears I've accidentally woken them up hey Ella these were the hilltops you wanted to talk to like like that one right there he's looking a little crispy right now going to talk to this one too huh oh that's unfortunate he's not alive anymore yeah good luck talking to them now or should I say I suppose it wouldn't be a Java the cup video unless we went ahead and got some bad artifacts both looming and cookie are hoping to get something of value out of here oh presence kinda maxed huh oops come on give me something good no thanks uh how about how about this one oh crit rate crit damage attack percent uh yes I'm not even gonna keep farming before I try and power that up this doesn't even have to be for this specific set this is just potentially a really good piece for any DPS I'm hoping for all the crit damage in the world I hate this game rolled twice into flat defense and then twice into attack percent I mean I'm Gonna Keep it just because it's crit rate but that is rather disappointing how about I spend the rest of my resin which will be three more condensed and then 160 more and I'll just show you only if I get anything worthwhile slight change of plans I used up the rest of my condensed resin in the other artifact domain didn't get anything worth keeping and since today's Sunday I figure it's probably a better idea to farm things that are limited time for example some more materials to ascend this weapon so that's what we're gonna go do now yo Bloom is kinda crazy or rather hyperbloom kind of crazy not that we didn't already know that excuse me sir I have used up all my resin so now all I need are some of your drops isn't that so lucky for you you get to trade your life for living forever inside of my sword honestly it should be an honor [Music] oh lucky me I actually got exactly enough of both now it's time to claim our extra em so I just popped open my artifact page I was going through seeing what everyone had in lumine has a nice defense percent Sans I don't know why she has that and I figure I might as well give her energy recharge and complete the set although this one just rolled defense percent but that's fine because I have a nearly identical one right here so maybe this one will roll better and it gets flat HP okay so maybe I will go with the defense percent one scratch that I'm gonna go with the HP one maybe I just shouldn't go with either of them that's a very interesting crit ratio it's almost exactly one to one I love how these dudes Rock up and they're like oh you must be new here because we don't have any information on you in our database it's like when you log on to any website and you have to register an account so they can track all of your data and sell it to other companies sorry to say Mr Subaru inhabitant number one but I'd rather you didn't have my data I only see this ending poorly oh we're in the system now I'm gonna start receiving targeted ads yeah that's another thing doesn't this thing show everyone else like the character's age and everything so what do they see if they look at lumine it's definitely in the hundreds oh you're so right pymon we could go talk to the fellow AI hello there Miss Keyhole wait a second this girl who's just standing over here and then people came and she sprinted all the way to right here and then she claims she can't run anymore let's just hide inside you would expect her to go in here but no she runs across the entire city to go hide inside something isn't adding up here this is like triple the distance of where she already went but I'm willing to overlook it because the music in this place is so nice not that I'm hearing anything in fact what I'm hearing right now is just silence because like I said before I have to play the game with no music so that I can add music later also I know she isn't but can she please be a main DPS pyro sword user that would be very much appreciated oh no please not another Festival I'm getting PTSD flashbacks to the Geo archon's whole story Quest please no fetching quests it's time to go meter and by her I mean a potential new teammate in the future what are the odds that I'm actually able to bring her home though she really does give me Azura vibes from Fire Emblem wait where'd she go oh she's up there okay good I really hope that we do win the 50 50. it's gonna be very disappointing if we don't who let the AI out uh uh we have her in our sights The Traveler is currently making negotiations we will use Force if necessary for now let's just try to de-escalate the situation there are many civilians around we do not need any collateral damage it appears negotiations were successful she is heading back to her stand all Personnel stand down this girl doesn't expect to be working for her clients for very long but that's understandable because she's going to be working for me on my main account when she releases in what like six months oh you know what this is once I step foot down here and activate this part of the story I will be stepping into completely new territory for any of my accounts at least regarding the whole archon Quest because I've not yet done this anywhere you know just for a moment I'm going to max out the sound effects volume very loud yes but obviously like I said earlier I don't play the game with music on and a lot of the time I do miss the music but like right now listen to this shut up you just here thinking challenge of nature in the background and if I walk it's way too loud but just like the ambience is so nice with that being said let's turn this back down before we go death and yes I took off the mini Sealy right before doing that because if I left it on all of our eardrums would have been blown out this is actually a really nice spot oh okay cussing I just really like the atmosphere here like this outdoor shooting with the umbrellas along the port is just very nice oh and with the sunrise it doesn't get better than that here's my question I know if I give him 50 more he's just gonna laugh at me but if I give him 500 000 does that actually take 500 000 out of my bank because that's kind of a lot of money well I guess we're gonna find out hey look who it is it's the excuse me I I know you're all fighting but can I have my money back please yeah thank you it's my money and I want it now I'm so hesitant to pronounce any of the sumeru characters names because I'm always afraid I'm gonna say it wrong and I don't want to and I've been told that in Arabic the owl translates to the so that's why I just call him the but I kinda like him so far he just shows up he gets down to business doesn't beat around the bush now we can just hope that he wields a sword now imagine in the end it turns out that we are also in Ai and pymon has just been controlling us and that's why she talks and we don't that's what I've been looking for ah are you sure about that that's a knowledge capsule okay then I can assure you that is not what I'm looking for it stores a fixed quantity of canned knowledge yo where can I buy myself some of that is there like a vending machine I can visit and get some canned knowledge or is that something you should just get at the grocery store not that I would need it or anything after all I am an a I I don't need your knowledge but just asking for a friend I need to find someone named Dory I'm pretty sure Disney already took care of that am I really supposed to know the difference between raw fruit or unripe fruit I would assume you'd buy unripe and then you know it ripens in a few days and you could eat it without it going bad I don't know if there's any difference was there really a right answer following the paper got us past the first round oh I did some wait there's a paper what paper wait wait what paper oh oh there is a paper oh this is like memorizing a script all right maybe it is a good thing I'm an AI after all a pymon it would be a really nice relaxing walk over here if you would stop talking I feel like I say that in every episode oh my trust is not looking good I was confused for a second but I think I understand what's going on here fruits were taken by mice and mice as customers according to their code so that's good so congratulations I don't know if I'm supposed to be buying in bulk or just a single one am I supposed to know this I mean as a customer it sounds better if you're buying a lot right okay okay I guess that was the right answer this dude trusts me so much I think at this point he would give his a life for me wait what's happening why are we running let's do this just out of here okay maybe he wouldn't give his life for us since he just ran away and left us there for dead hey yo this place is like a maze already I don't think you need to go that far hey mister the I I found the girl you wanted so can we stop this now okay so she is one of these instant microwavable knowledge things and it's about the dialects of Hillary Charles only three people and all of devot have ever studied it is stupid little Elon Musk one of them and if not I will make sure that she never gets her hands on that because I hate her oh I could take this one and become an expert in historical architecture that'd be good for if I ever play Minecraft again so what they're teaching us here is to keep gambling this is basically like the Traveler's us pymon is hoyoverse and pymon is just like come on come on spend the money come on let's let's do it again let's do it again and lumine's like no I don't think so she's like yeah let's do it you want to do it is this just hoyovers trying to Gaslight us into spending more money on their game I'm kind of feeling like it is ah pie mine is so stupid she made us buy the instant knowledge Ramen and it's probably gonna turn out to be useless I will be shocked if it actually does anything but that's what we're gonna find out right here so I'm supposed to fight these things to see if this actually does anything I'm fully expecting nothing to be different and now we activate our check account oh boy I can't wait to have boosted damage permanently on my account because that's something that whole universe would definitely Implement although I like how the one that we got was one for Sword Play and this is swords only kinda makes sense wow my overall fighting performance increased by a trivial amount you know you know what this amount reminds me of the chance of getting a five star really really my quest is wait two days all right one day and it's about two days I think this is my favorite part of the game right here just watching this dial spin around it's really oh it just gets me so excited honestly I remember back when we could skip this whole animation and then they patched it where you can't oh that wasn't long enough hold that hold on gotta wait a little bit longer here what's up Sydney Australia I feel like the Japanese voice actor for her had a lot of fun with these lines they're definitely quite expressive with them here's the thing with this whole Quest I'm actually going through and reading everything because the first time I go to the archon quests I like to actually know the story the problem is when I go to do this on the other accounts this is just a lot of back and forth it's gonna suck when I go to do it again but the first time it's fine oh can I get a trial of him even though he's not going to be released for a long time maybe give me a trial give me wait where'd he go mister though where did you go excuse me why are you not helping me fight this is your battle fine I'll do it myself oh cutscene I like cut scenes oh I'm guessing we're gonna see Mr the do something I mean he doesn't look that intimidating look at this boy go he better be a sword I want to use him not this dude I don't care about that guy I want to use Mr the and I finally don't have to say genjen anime when it's gonna happen it's Festival time wait no not in here let's try that again it's Fest it's worm Festival where's the entrance okay right here this is it okay this time for real it's Festival time I'm so glad that they set up the festival and I didn't have to help at all otherwise it would have been just like the Geo archon Quest oh let me guess you prepared a room for me to rest it's gonna be at a hotel and we're not gonna see the interior that's always how hotels work in this game you never actually see the inside of them I'm still salty about the one from the rebuilding of the Jade chamber Quest I want to know what the inside of that place looks like can I go in the hotel can I actually see oh we actually get to see inside of it oh this is the best update engine has ever had it's about time I could see our accommodations for the night but for those of you who do remember that hotel in the rebuilding of the Jade chamber quest line it was smaller than this building and there were apparently multiple rooms inside that's why I want to see the interior of that place so badly they're already name-dropping the next potential region I thought Fontaine was going to be next I mean there's nothing concrete saying that I don't think does that mean the Pyro icon is next that's kind of concerning because I have a feeling that the cryo archon is gonna be the first cryo catalyst so the further they push that out the further a cryo catalyst is from being brought home on spells only wait what am I doing I'm just giving items here you can have a lizard tail and a soccer balloon actually I kind of probably need those no maybe I don't yeah you know what just take it I doubt it even matters okay listen to me listen me do not talk to this person in the stall please please no no no no no no no why does he look like a clown what's with the mustache you know be kind of funny if I do get the lizard tail flavor after we just gave the other guy a lizard tail all right which one would be the lizard tail I'm gonna go with four it's definitely number four please be the lizard tale no I wanted the lizard tail I guess it is in fact not Festival time beep whoa what's the beep who forgot to change the batteries in their smoke detector uh oh we're Time Travelers now oh no I have to repeat this part I'd rather not how dense is illumine that she hasn't registered that she's just repeating the same day she's like oh this is weird I thought I've seen this it's just Deja Vu no obviously not but you know what I get I get another attempt at getting the lizard tail we can't mess it up this time we know it's not four so it's one of the other ones this is my Redemption Arc the reason they let you Loop here is so you can keep looping until you get the lizard tail all right I'm getting it this time you know let's just realized not only do I have to do this entire Quest on all my other accounts I have to do this part which means I have to do this part of the quest at least twice on every account that sure sounds exciting all right let's go lizard tale number five it's definitely number five no wait no I didn't know I picked five I I definitely did not pick four this is the worst timeline it's an infinite Loop where I can never pick lizard tail what a face yeah have you ever experienced Deja Vu you've never experienced Deja Vu I find that very hard to believe what a face oh yeah let's go back and sleep again I wonder what's gonna happen surely We're Not Gonna wake up and repeat the same day again why is there a squirrel in our room excuse me pymon fly up there and get rid of that oh oh smoke detector still needs batteries how could I forget I feel like I've already recorded this intro before but there's two things I want to say here first off I hate myself because the last time I logged off this account we were in the middle of this Quest so anytime I come on swords only it throws me right back into this Quest again I have no way out of it except for actually completing it whoa fancy meeting you here please please just lizard you're gonna force me to pick four aren't you I'm gonna take no oh I'm in Num Num uh for no I don't want four maybe four no four four is like four is just the obvious answer so I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with four gosh it's just like the 2.8 live stream all over again with the conscious I keep seeing the same things what a face ah it was a ghost or maybe it was a goblin I think I just witnessed a goblin sighting I saw a goblin pie man Goblin don't you worry pie mine I'll take care of that thing right now I'll slap it around with my sword it'll never terrorize this city again oh it's gonna be the bird isn't it it's gonna be the bird oh it was the bird I'm a genius what can I say I'm just too smart for this game I'm too intelligent we meet at last little Goblin alert haven't I just make you guys stare at this for a minute I think you'd like that right there's nothing creepy about this oh is that supposed to be a hint meeting you was the real Catalyst ho ho Catalyst user every time I see this name I want to say Nadia but that's like the exact opposite episode of what it is oh what is this there's a mini game for thinking what is that blue mean talking I genuinely can't even tell I don't even recognize her voice because we never hear her talk wait a second they're extracting information from us how would they do it it's almost like there's something on all of our heads that they could just pull that information from we're all gonna start getting targeted heads thank goodness they're not making me repeat it again here this is gonna suck to do on the other accounts what yeah did you just say to flush my anxiety dookie away excuse me what is this dialogue turning into after they take a Duke Duke God someone changed that smoke detector okay I swear I've recorded this intro already but there's two things I want to say first off I hate myself because the last time I logged off this account we were in the middle of this Quest so anytime I come on swords only it throws me right back into this Quest again I have no way out of it except for actually completing it look what I found rare spelling mistake I did it what do I win oh yeah verse what do I win I will accept 10 000 Primo gems as my reward thank you very much [Music] dang travel just sat on that bench for like six hours your back must be killing you kind of upset that we were just over here and then they made me teleport to the other side of the city to sit on a bench just to come right back I feel like that wasn't necessary I don't know if I agree with this line of thought because they're saying that the human brain is like full of the most wisdom when you're dreaming cause that's when it's most active but when you're dreaming you can't really think of things you don't already know so if you're trying to learn something or crack a code you're really not gonna do that in your sleep unless you already know the answer who are you you're the goblin maybe it's just me but uh that girl bashing away seemed like a very lackluster way of doing it all of a sudden you wake up and oh yep you know she's gone by the way but on top of that I knew this was gonna happen because hoyover spoiled me I don't think it's gonna be Mr Candyman but apparently our first suspect is Mr Candyman all right Willy Wonka what do you got to say say oh I actually get to fight something this is like the first thing I've fought in probably two hours maybe even longer actually the last thing I thought was the group of enemies with Mr the oh no my worst enemy unvoiced walls of text is it finally Festival time it's finally Festival time this is what how you over spoiled me on this cut scene because they posted it only a couple days after it was put into the game I need this music whatever this song is I need it for future videos oh that's a thumbnail right there all I'm gonna say is if this girl is still alive I'm not gonna be happy oh this doesn't look good wait why is the AI back but what I mean is wasn't the whole point of that to make you feel sad for her and then she's just back as if nothing happened why oh wait constellations I forgot that we could even get those for the traveler maybe it's just me personally but whenever in anime or movies games Whatever Whenever you character is killed off maybe besides Sonora um I want them to stand by that decision don't Backtrack on it no backpedaling here oh so this isn't Catherine this is fake Catherine so I'm not an AI hmm But she's saying that she entered her mind so perhaps she isn't in AI oh never mind I borrowed this bionic Schnitz Nyan puppet I don't like that they're throwing around this term puppet all over the place there's only one puppet that exists in my mind and that's the writing shogun's puppet and no not the little big hat man I mean the actual running shogun's puppet in terms of arc on quests ignore this this is the chasm I think that's all of the sumaru stuff that's released right now which means even though I haven't even opened up all the map here this account will be ready when the desert releases and that means we'll be able to go ahead use all of our Primo gems on the intertwined Fates in hope that we win our 50 50. in the second half of 3.1 so if we still will have plenty more time to save up some more Primo gems oh geez look at all these achievements Well that took quite a number of hours but I was reminded about this so I would like to try and figure out how we get more of these I don't know if we can get all of them yet maybe we can but that's a job for the next video I know this one was a bit all over the place and we did the entire questline here so that should be fun to try and edit down but with that being said I hope you guys enjoyed and as always I will see you guys next time thank you 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Id: 2FKN1i62foQ

Length: 26min 10sec (1570 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 27 2022