night at the museum 2 but it’s my favorite parts

there she goes straight towards canada now now she quarters correct [Music] to what do we owe this triumphant return knock out for the corporate jungle after all got fired no actually i sold my company ah the world does move in mysterious ways come on boy come on come on [Applause] do you wish to surrender honorably or must this end with the spilling of your blood i want to go no go for launch i say no go let's not go go it'll make you cry no all right i'll tell you good all right they didn't call me calm and rather trustworthy for nothing here you go they didn't call me comma rather trustworthy they called me commodore the bloodthirsty who kills whoever doesn't give common ra exactly what he wants in the moment that he wants it which is right now when i had also better get the combination and the tablet that's what they called you it was shorter and egyptian no we do not have commit repeat we are decommissioning the middle of the launch and it is a now a negatory launch phase we are in a no fly no-fly no-go phase that is a november gorgon phase of non-flying no need for final words oh i'm not finished yet oh goodbye strange birdman i'll give you the combination after you give him if you touch that again i shall kill you right now okay do not touch this this is a no touching [Music] oh my god i can't believe you reached across like that today i can't even believe it oh god i want to kill you right if you didn't know this combination you'd be you'd be so dead right now it would be unbelievable yeah extinct were you guys like friends in college and just afraid now to both ruin your relationship by telling the other person that you want to be more than friends that you like like each other one more time i'm sorry i didn't catch what were you guys like friends in college and now both afraid to ruin your relationship by telling the other person that you want to be more than friends that you like like each other oh no no no no no don't cross this line with your hand how dare you do if you speak again if you speak again i'm going to kill you do you understand me don't say it oh god i see you getting ready oh my god don't say anything i shall murder you if you talk again 8 99 bingo ah like a golden fleece so the little tiny man who could not be a smaller shot of a mouse runs into the clothes of the giant cat i promised jedidiah i would bring help and help i will bring [Music] what is that funny thought so what's the plan here we're american we don't plan we do saying i'm a little mouse you're a giant cat i am the junket simplified there's just too much going on here you're evil you're asthmatic you're a robot and what is what is the cape for are we going to the opera i don't think so i am not enough here's the plan on the third bugle blast i shall loudly announce at which point we will all jump out of this box and attack [Music] oh hey you naive american boy look if you don't seem very bad it just seems sort of vaguely grouchy to me i know you are a famous general that's all right that's all right i'm a person just like you nothing personal but i'm kind of in the middle of something here that's not really your fight it's because i'm a woman isn't it no it's because i've got this ancient race from the dead evil pharaoh guy who's willing to kill me and probably anyone near me to get this tablet so we can rule the world so it is because of a woman oh you know i i do thought i feel like a floating butterfly my hair is currency in certain parts of europe it's true currency like gold or paper money the duomo is purchased with just one locket i'm sorry who are you i am carmoonra the great king of the great kings and from the darkest depths of ancient history i have come back to life uh-huh we don't no it's the united states of don't touch that thing right in front of you general george custer the fighting u.s seventh cabin at your service oh please stop eating your gums mr daily you haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis since the moment we met i literally didn't understand what word is that you're okay let's see what happens when you touch it oh so you're threatening me you're threatening me brandon it's brendan perhaps you did not hear what i just said i am essentially the old egyptian pharaoh i was dead but now i have come back go live yeah no i heard that i got that welcome back you hear that humming cloud do you know what that found is it's rhetorical what are you doing what is that what is this it's what does it mean i don't you've lost me what's he like this other me oh he's pretty much the same except uh except what say it was a body yes he has a body oh dash it's a pig and a horse you never heard the name before brundan no look at most popular baby names in 1984 brundin i am carmon wrong i am half gone once removed on my [ __ ] is that what they run out of use on your nameplate makeup i don't know did they run out of jokes at the interesting joke store that you shop at larry i know you're trying to make us feel better i can see that you're genuinely slightly bothered now begins the era of because i have come back never mind just hand me the tablet give me a huge favor what shove your hands into your pockets put your attune way down and also be nice to people this scrawny little monkey you should be careful he's a capuchin he's a monkey that's a rare breed he's a capuchin it's not just a monkey monkey then i said monkey why be specific when you're throwing away a monkey you don't need the latin name are you throwing him away are you moving him why you the primate garbage police said let it go baby what's done is done even the glory of rome had to come to an end would you please not look dramatically off into the middle distance when you say that makes me feel worse i don't know what you're talking about can't do this right okay that's actually crazy did you just make a decision to possibly end your life earlier than you were expecting i'm gonna hit you with a flashlight where are you looking where are you looking i'm over here just a bit of wall that's a simple one bird man with spear sideways fish beetle face okay and and what does that mean it means and this is just a rough translation a man with a spear trapped a bird and a sideways fish in a vase and there's also a beetle i will literally rent a camper and we will drive across america with my flashlight on your chest won't yelling attack alert the enemy that we are about to attack sorry i'm sorry no no it's my fault i know it takes two opposing forces to cause friction you're just doing your job

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Published: Thu Jun 03 2021