NEW Thomas Sanders Vine Compilation | THOMAS SANDERS Newest Vines 2020

[Music] could be Gare Howard how what did I do I don't so many out there wonder what the secret is to a successful life for me I never stopped listening to my inner child I got a solution to the problem you want to solve how about crying there's a sleeve of Oreos still left in the kitchen I don't want to do work it's 2 p.m. and I want a nobodies I'm not saying I have a successful life I'm just saying that's what I do Hey Baby how you doing baby we are gathered here today to honor the memory of me I'm not sure what I did yet but I probably deserved it as you can see this is smaller than a right angle which makes it acute it's easy to see even if you're obtuse I use wordplay to hide the pain next up chapter 13 [Music] or just do it for this come on okay guys I've got paper clips come to me if you need paper clips alright chapter 13 trigonometry so Katella we were told you were the man to see depends what are you looking for we need someone taken out 50 K that's my price we were thinking something a little different oh yeah we were gonna pay you in exposure I'm sorry what each name out there we got ten thousand followers on Twitter hey you're cool you're cool you're cool you're cool you're cool you're cool sure uh bye you should be medicated [ __ ] you Brennan I know you touched my drum set and I want to hear that dirty little mouth admit it get out of my face or I'm in a roundhouse your ass you swear your mom's life that you didn't touch it then [ __ ] happy Valentine's Day and Bama on you too Ben hey babe yeah man know what I love about you babe what's that babe I love that you don't represent another character in this video oh because I'm literally you yeah because this Valentine's Day what are we doing you're loving ourselves baby that's right I don't care to cinq-cinq I don't care if you take you take you're worthy of love so you deserve to love you too oh hang on hang on stay calm I'm here I need what what do you need dude come on you got to work with me here snap out of it I got problems to solve ideas to generate well time for old reliable okay perfect thinking environment I am in position let me hear it when you clean your shower your your shower shower naked okay that magical moment when the sound of your turn signal aligns with the blinker of the car in front of you satisfy or that mystical period of time where your music is on beat to the windshield wipers satisfy and that beautiful instant when you've driven far enough ahead to dish your car and evade the cops [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] all I want to do is play Quidditch and catch the snitch and I'm all done playing Quidditch and then you write it up out there my beater oh great my ex is here what right here come on you made me take a pee wait what oh god oh dude you got something in your eye where did I guess you as my face don't you ever make me think that you've urinated okay everyone's in agreement on this right there's really no reason not to be it's a universal way that we can keep track of measurements regardless of our language everyone's changed in the metric system right right yes yes USA USA USA I like feet oh why God actually he makes a pretty compelling argument destiny is mine not so fast okay what did I just say what are they just saying alright just took these out of the microwave idiots I'm not gonna bring you snacks if you don't pace yourself Avengers in game is the cultural event of the year it all comes down to this New York Times raves it's no series finale of Avatar The Last Airbender but it kinda comes close for the whole week laughed we cried and at one point I turned to her and I was like I wished that I was watching Avatar The Last Airbender but other than that this is great miss March come see the Godfather an unparalleled animated series that is funny emotional moving and epic at the same time oh and if they included an entity with an arrow on his head and some cute animals that'd be [ __ ] but until then I'll settle for The Godfather it all started years ago I saw this funny word on the internet that the kids were using and I thought hey wouldn't it be funny if I said it like once ironically but pretty soon I was telling my friend hey would you um eat this into the trash for me it wasn't a joke then and I could not stop I mean how do you tell your own brother that his wedding was beautiful AAF luckily I'm on the right path to recovery if you went up one watched rest and responded simply by saying Sangin you may be suffering from basic ironically general the mechanical arrangement of diamonds or big moon know that there's still time to get out it's been a long journey but I think I can confidently say and I'm all good fun the fella scenes well like the cat's pajamas a real chic that was stuck on him until I met him in person in saw that his mug was nothing like his tinder pick if I wanted catfish I would have ordered it at big lose the Schmucks running the meat industry need their ears boxed we need a right powerful overhaul if we're gonna do anything about climate change and we need to do it now you hear me or our goose is cooked tonight just whistling Dixie apparently it was quite the hootenanny last night I know you had too much of the giggle water and were half seas over spiff akkada does 'old and I didn't need snapchat to tell me neither it was that blue nose broad Karen no you get both of these and you get both of these hmm maybe I'm so sorry I'm gonna need to you bought the debit card in you take the debit card out you put the debit card back in and this time it finally works you enter your PIN number and thank you have a nice day [Music] please come to bed no get a lot of things going on so I've got lavender oh shut up and a white noise machine do you know rain is my jam and Oh sleepy times here onee time to you get in here big boy yes sir and now you have to pay and now I have to take your okay guys I want you to remember something very important okay it's okay to mess up because you know if every pork chop were perfect all right so I made my bed today I had a healthy breakfast pearl I did run a red light mckaela mckaela what's what's uh what's wrong there I got hit by airplane Oh lapis what do you have with you today this is my meat mark what does it remind you of oh okay guys these are in battle effort sounds the gems have to make in the booth okay see you later alligator that's right I'm so sorry I apologize it's an expression no okay there are months and then there's month royalty that one there that's November I guess she's popular because of the other two months next to her I don't think she cares either way I'm just happy to be here that little one there that's October she may look scary the scariest thing about her is the seasonal depression these leaves are just so October stop trying to make crunch happen it's not going to happen okay and then there's the queen bee December how do I even begin to explain December December is flawless everyone loves him he's totally rich because of the commercialization he has like eight maids a-milking five golden rings and a ton of birds he might seem curious cold hard [ __ ] so cold I just want to snuggle up like gonna never leave my house he knows everything about everyone messed up resolutions who's been naughty or nice he's supposed to be really fun but he's actually really stressful one time he told me that Christmas was going to be during me now too it was awesome tired of those pesky situations that you've complicated by overstepping well from the makers of Shh and the people behind I swear if you say one more word comes mind your own business our top-of-the-line scientists have worked tirelessly to determine that a situation has made a hundred percent better when it doesn't include your unwanted opinion see this person's mood watch what happens if you hadn't butted in and stayed in your lane amazing minding your own business includes all of the following listening to music going outside eating your food focusing on your own keeping your big mouth closed and so much more the best part it's absolutely free so mind your own business today Karen this product is available to everyone but especially to Karen it's just so hard being me you know like I'm the I'm feeling lucky button from Google but I don't feel lucky like I'm there but I'm ignored I could be very helpful that people just tried me out but they don't nobody understands what it's like to be me oh yeah oh yeah no like how can anyone possibly understand what you're going through ha to me yes both of you should just shut up god hmm types of family members at a family gathering there's the clingy cousins there's the cousin who's been to jail yeah you want to go for a joyride just still uncle James please there's the nosy aunt who did you vote for stop aunt patty and then there's the gay cousin hi long distance friendships are hard it takes communication to work but sometimes that communication needs to go beyond chatting on a screen sometimes the best correspondence comes in the old fashioned form of mailing oneself directly to the other I am not sending you back hello mr. president we need your help in the fate of the city is in your hands he's got his team ready for this you're gonna throw a sword at me that's not cool I was not ready this summer get ready to ask yourself why don't they just hand in things I'll see you on the other side of this do you have another one the New York Times says even I feel better about my athleticism after watching him this flash drive has everything we need to save the city he's also really bad at throwing deadly arms three evil can't escape his grandma unlike other things sir yep a little bit of an issue we were working on the second floor of the structure yes and the ground beneath it sunk so it is askew okay so the projects done right like this was supposed to be up tall boy and we can't do it with the foundation like this oh no just wait one or two maybe a hundred years and when you come back to it you just build one side heavier than the other and it'll balance out what that won't fix the fact that it's tilted and like we'll have to keep maintaining it and look if you started right now instead of asking me questions it's gonna take you like what 199 years get to it okay this is weird this is weird right [Music]

Channel: All Of Viners

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Length: 15min 50sec (950 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 18 2020