New Rule: Stop the Spiel | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

and finally new rule there's still nine months to go before the election and my nerves are already shot so everybody has to stop turning the hyperbole knob up to 11 Sean Hannity says things like every single thing you can think of is worse under Joe Biden oh for sake Kimberly stop being such a drama queen or go change your pad right the American dream is dead because Mars Bars used to cost a dollar and now they cost a125 yes everything is worse under Biden the flowers don't smell as sweet the WiFi is slower IHOP tables are stickier boners aren't as stiff and even the fentol doesn't hit like it used to you know it's just it just gets so dull constantly hearing the same talking points you know they would be making no matter how things were going Congresswoman Nancy mace said to be honest it's been a complete show since Trump left the white house so the show came after the hand toand combat inside the capital now would I choose Joe Biden as my partner in the squid games no but but facts are facts for months we've been treated to a steady stream of very good economic news unemployment is low the stock market is high we're investing billions in a green energy economy only minutes after it was too late uh every single Economist thought we'd be in a recession by now no job growth keeps going up everyone who wants a job can find one except Nikki Haley [Music] uh inflation is down to normal levels home ownership is up GDP way up our economy came back from the pandemic and outperformed all of our peer Nations by margins that are not even close or is the American Enterprise Institute says Joe Biden and the FED have completely ruined the US economy it's boring you're boring me I know what you hacks on both sides yes are going to say before you even say it Biden has decimated the military yeah like you said Obama did and Clinton did Even though Biden's military spending went up from trumps just as every military budget goes up under every president Senator Marsha Blackburn says Joe Biden has destroyed us energy Independence apparently by producing record amounts of energy of all kinds and more than at any time under Trump there are numbers for this stuff Biden's Biden's environmental left hates him because he auctioned off 73 million acres in the Gulf of Mexico for drilling and approved the willow project on the North Slope of Alaska we pump more oil than Russia does now more than Saudi Arabia or as Lauren bobbert explains under Biden we are back to being dependent on the Middle East again with all due respect congresswoman don't jerk me off and and is it really is it is it really healthy to blame every problem in your life on Joe Biden I can't find a job in this historically low unemployment economy thanks a lot Joe Biden the price of milk in France has gone up I blame Biden my wife hasn't had sex with me for months damn you Joe Biden you know a record number of Americans identified now as Independents making them the largest political block by far and I think the reason for that is this kind of mindless partisanship which isn't just making it harder to get things done it's boring for a while liberal media was full of headlines and quotes about how Not only was Ron DeSantis just as bad as Trump he would be worse more dangerous than Trump who's Hitler okay okay Donald Trump is not Adolf Hitler just a big fan does everything have to go to Def con one right away can't you just not like DeSantis but concede he's not Trump I think if he lost an election he'd concede he served in the military he didn't weasle his way out of it he works with the other team when there's a disaster and when he does he even supports signals his support for the gay community look this is going to be a long grueling and mostly pointless campaign since everyone already knows which of the two elderly candidates they prefer to barely tolerate the one the one who can't walk upstairs or the one who can't walk down ramps but but that's where we are can we please not make it even more tedious than it already is I don't want to hear anym about how somehow Joe Biden has the energy to completely destroy America even though he can't open a package of nuts with his teeth and I also don't want to hear about how detention centers on the border are concentration camps or cancel culture isn't real or there's a war on women okay there is a war on women but it's in Afghanistan really that doesn't reach you no you're right that's the thing we should be doing weird cred I I Blame You And as for there being no such and as for there being no such thing as cancel culture tell that to the Jeopardy Guy The Bachelor guy the Dilbert guy Louis CK Garrison Keeler Chris Hardwick Chris Matthew Ellen Sharon Osborne Dr sus Kevin spacy and the actress from the Mandalorian which I assume is a hotel and you do know that Army Hammer doesn't actually eat people right if there were no such thing as cancel culture I'd still be on ABC Al Franken would still be in the Senate the Connors would still be funny and Colin Kaepernick would have just won the Super Bowl

Channel: Real Time with Bill Maher

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Length: 7min 9sec (429 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 17 2024