Jack & Kim Their story

foreign [Music] that was almost cool I'm Kim I'm Jack I'm new yeah I can tell you saw that new guy smell [Music] s um can I have my apple back oh sorry so maybe I'll see you around Kim maybe you will but it's the only thing what are you doing at Bobby Wasabi you should be training at the best dojo in town really [Music] I guess you do know a little something about karate this place made me a black belt everything at the black dress I was hoping to be on the same team Jack but now I'm gonna have to take you down you know I think you have a little crush on me ew no yeah I think you do [Music] oh [Music] so are you gonna be able to do this [Music] I do not have a crush on you [Music] [Applause] all right [Music] Jim what are you doing here liquid the black dragon you guys were all right in the tournament the way I see it you need all the help Maura never noticed him before okay hang on so you didn't notice a 600 pound custodian but you did notice when Donna Tobin changed her ponytail from left to right okay first it was right to left second it wasn't a ponytail it was a French braid that's it Jack you can't do this you promised Ruby but I didn't no Kim our friend spent all night in a garage writing a comeback movie for Bobby Wasabi what's bad about that you want to know why he's here because when I say I can deliver what happens oh that's right Bobby Wasabi you're gonna give it back you know just your average every day disco bathroom what's up dude [Music] pretty boy is coming to our school I think he's got a doll's head Jack it's so predictable about a guy like he would be jealous of Ricky what I'm not I'm not jealous oh Ricky this is uh um [Music] there you are before are you wearing lip gloss no why does it look okay there's something you should know about Ricky contest you won was a fake you just looked at your picture and thought you were cute he seriously thought it was cute after the concert he's gonna take you backstage make a move on you and then dump you he does it in every city I know what this is about Jack you don't like Ricky's you're making up lies about him to make him sound like some kind of monster he is a monster a private jet flying San Francisco Burger buying hot tub and doll haired monster okay this is a big bowl of word salad you're unbelievable what are you doing here I'm dancing with Ricky [Applause] let's go okay yeah Jack I'm fine Ricky [Music] wow she throws pretty good for a girl looks like you messed around with the wrong person I don't understand she's the first girl in 20 schools Kim's not like that on the outside she's like a cute little lamb but on the inside she's like a vicious just a little late night workout you know I can take care of myself right now you just won the gold medals thanks for having my back [Music] [Music] [Music] everybody [Music] but I got news for you mister okay okay say thank you thank you Kim [Music] [Music] I don't know here yeah we should we could but do you think yeah let's get some chips I'd say I give you another three bucks hello Kim maybe you can make a meal out of that's right we're on television hey everybody Kim has a crush on that golf dude from the yogurt shop with a detachable ponytail [Music] kind of had my heart set on a glow-in-the-dark ninja bobble head but no no my face by rotating them in your hands and help you compete and can I see those words [Music] you proved you belonged here [Music] so Jack you uh want to hang out tonight hey maybe we can swing by the Riverside Country Club Jack are you okay [Music] snag the last piece of red velvet cake for you thanks I got an apple I know you're mad about the Cotillion trust me you do not want me there my manners are horrible hey Kim what's up bro chacho I'm sorry who are you and what's up oh this is a guy who steps up and asked me to the cotillions although he's been here [Music] [Applause] she's been here for three seconds sleeping Restless [Music] [Music] give me that [Music] [Applause] I'm sorry this is what happened if I said yes when you asked me to go with you well you're here now oh I just got one question where did you get that socks oh Rudy landed to me I don't know [Music] [Music] you're in my head always [Music] [Music] [Applause] now This Is My Jam whatever you're the queen Kim what's in your backpack oh it's the little guy from the skatepark side how did you get in here were you in my baggy why do girls always talk like that to animals just because he's a fluffy little man I think it's really cool sometimes you gotta look out for the little guy and each other I'm sorry I was so excited by the skate park that I let myself get fooled by Luke you were there when I needed you bro you call me [Music] thanks for your help I heard you won the pageant [Music] this is yours too good to take a ride with her friends why don't you shut it just down at the arcade what was I doing there only becoming the number one Immortal Slayer player in the world wow spending thousands of hours of nerds in the dark really paid off sure did I want a really cool glow-in-the-dark t-shirt oh man this man this is awesome tired of sparring with milk I'm one of each challenge I don't think that's a great idea come on a good question gotta go [Music] hi Jack [Music] I know what this is about it's about me letting you win when we spark that's exactly what it's about I mean I wanted a fair fight she's gonna be shown online you're gonna embarrass yourself from a whole lot of people sounds like you're scared okay you know what you want a real fight with me where I don't hold back well you're gonna get it good that's what I want fine fine really Jack why don't you tell everybody what your strategy is I'm gonna use my agility and Arsenal counter-attacking spin case to take my opponent down I'm just gonna rip this skull off and soccer kick it off the roof what you want to do this right now I've been waiting I'm not tired I thought we had an agreement Jack you blew it we were gonna build an entire game franchise Around The Thrasher I was never gonna throw the fight some things are just more important than a dumb video game foreign I was gonna make that mistake again well congratulations I mean it's not every day a girl gets to see her get splattered into a million pieces oh you're okay that I beat you you gave me your best shot and that's all I ever wanted but I really don't want to hurt you okay I'm okay with hurting you okay where have you guys been practice started a half hour ago sorry Rudy it's Wednesday we volunteer at the nursing home we volunteers wound up but we are ready for the tournament Kim's been helping me with my spinning back kick yeah ready he's kind of nervous this guy I'm going up against hasn't lost in two years he doesn't know who he's messing with Bobby Wasabi's best [Music] [Music] say something [Music] I'm sorry [Music] your turn on this Dojo into a Hungarian hot house Missy what are you talking about Joan before I saw what was going on between you and Mr Kiki Kiki chop chop foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] just a new guy in the dojo [Music] Kim check these out we took this at the photo booth down at the pier remember oh yeah I can't believe you still have those there's four pictures here you take two and I'll take two yeah [Music] hey I remember that one that's where I gave you a wet willy oh look at the next one that's the one where I gave you a black eye hey um can you do me a favor uh give this letter to Kim I wrote down some things that I wanted her to know sure oh Kim Jack put some of his personal thoughts down in this letter and wanted me to give it to you so see ya um it's okay Jack I did the same thing there's some things that I wanted you to know [Music] promise me you'll wait to read it till you're on the plane I would but I changed my mind I'm not going [Music] well in that case I'm just gonna say it I want my letter back so what made you change your mind about going to Japan [Music] oh I don't know I thought it might cost too much [Music] I made you something to wear when you break the record oh it was sort of like a good luck bracelet uh yeah but it's also more of uh but like a friendship bracelet great it's finally official we're friends Jack you know anything of us is more than just more than just what um wait a second are you okay sorry again I don't care about this record [Music] say you won't let go just say you won't let go I'll wake you up with some breakfast in bed I'll bring you coffee with a kiss on your head and I'll take the kids to school wave them goodbyes my memory's back I remember you and the dojo and feel great Jack is back together [Music] [Music] come on see zombies with us it'll be fun I don't know [Music] and here's my date now you're here on a date with Jack yes I am I'm here with who now come on Jackie save the seats uh bye-bye Kim whoa you're here on a date with Lindsay uh no no uh I'm not curious what is going on thank you okay you did it you saved me I was not gonna let you spend eternity with her you belong with me you belong with me I had so much fun with you wanna go grab some Froyo I'd love to I I just I have to help Kim with her um science project I'm growing a bee I have to help her grow Bean I'll never let go oh thank you so much for the save sitting next door was like sitting next to a zombie could have made it more but I like them I didn't really like the ending the way the zombie the vampire you pull me closed this may be the worst movie I've ever seen but I'm glad with you yeah YouTube [Music] okay here's my ticket bring a friend fine I'll go without you but I won't enjoy it she said you will I know I was just trying to make you feel better it was awesome yeah together yeah we were on our feet the whole night dancing and tearing it and you were dancing together yeah he is such a great dancer he's actually the one who shot me so he's the one [Music] Jack let me ask you something in be honest are you accusing Carson because I went to the concert of course not I you know what I'm sure it is Jack look you were right about Carson he's hiding something Kim I got this I [Music] can't look good while doing it you're fresh your characters are enemies but you're brought together by the most powerful thing in the universe um that means you saved Me Without You Babe I saved us [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] yeah [Music] [Music] we're gonna be fine okay Kim I won't let anything happen to you oh that [Music] Spears Escape traps beat street fighters and out brand dogs I'm pretty sure I use poison ivy as toilet paper [Music] is back I've got no reason to doubt you can you believe when we got here we were worried about it you're right I'm sorry [Music] I want you to know I think you're amazing [Music] my head I'm you ready hey Kim how you been I'm fine did you get my message about tonight yeah I can't make it sorry come on it's for Rudy it sounds important well staying connected was important but that didn't happen either it wasn't just me we all went in different directions we lost the dojo Jack but I didn't think we'd lose each other Kim when you're done practice we'll go grab a slice oh uh Jack this is Brett he's my boyfriend I'll see you around what are you two doing we were just talking about you you think you're pretty awesome coming down here to help them out [Music] I hope you understand [Music] you aren't supposed to hear that I don't know I'm kind of glad I did hey uh you know what instead of going to practice you want to go get some pizza we're gonna blow up practice just so we can have a a date [Music] [Applause] [Music] excuse me uh I gave you one oh that's right the one you made me at summer camp made out of macaroni please there's not a guy in the world that would want to go to some fancy ball for a prince Jack how did you I mean I'll explain the whole video Kim you and this boy with the amazing hair saved my life I've never met a girl like you you must be my princess you will come to my country and that's gonna happen I mean for this look dad every girl like getting a picture I just want you to know that I feel a lot more comfortable around you than I do anyone else uh in the book I know these things are really good things so uh let's go oh wait a second here uh I just climbed 86 floors inside of this building the music's still playing and um I think I look kind of Dashing do you want to dance [Music] that could be worse you know what the number one law in physics is you know I don't an object in motion tends to stay in motion oh yeah so you understand no not even a little I got it okay you act like a rooster draw her out Kim I'm not acting right here's some rooster that I can do let's give it up [Applause] and now I'd like to bring up friends true he's Dependable he's my vice president remember why you ran this is your chance to make a difference you're right my presidential decree from this day forward any student wearing the mascot suit will be required to wear underpainted all School functions [Music] motion to ban the president from ever dancing again hey Jack I don't know if you heard but we're having another vote on break expulsion tomorrow I'm sorry I'm not changing my mind you don't have to you're fired watch this you picked me as vice president because I'm a strong independent thinker who will always do what's right I picked you because you were a nice eye candy for the campaign poster Jack you told me I can make a difference and now you're standing in my way okay I will be remembered as the president who got Frankie says you were right I just wanted to make her admit it it's pretty slick I should have known you wouldn't have stood up against the whole school unless you really believe Frank was innocent that's the kind of guts I'd like to see in my vice president so I'm back yeah really great [Music] I'm glad you're doing that now no I don't know if I can do this this is kind of embarrassing it's not really my thing [Music] [Applause] um things for me all right really why I don't know I guess the thought of you going out with some other guy to be honest it kind of bother me what are you saying Jack I'm Sam that maybe we should go on a an outing we could definitely do an outage so uh why didn't you just bid on me yourself I don't know I guess I thought it would weird our friends out yeah you're right the minute they find out we're going on an actual date they'll treat us differently so we'll keep it to ourselves absolutely [Music] that's impossible tomorrow [Music] but remember we're not saying a word about this to anyone [Music] you look amazing [Music] but we only have 40 minutes hey guys where are you going I'm out of my mind [Music] the truth is we were going on a date last night we wanted to keep it a secret from everyone and I had to pretend to be Jerry's Crazy Girlfriend [Music] [Music] it's nice wow you wear karate wow well I got you something I hope it makes you feel better tomorrow thanks Jack but I'm holding gymnastics here don't freak out and get all yeah that movie was a joke go get some frozen yogurt [Music] Productions [Music] [Music] [Music] nice to meet you should I call you Mr Crawford would be fine yeah yes sir Mr conference sir you want a second date with my dad more than anything to the final round I'll be nice you're not wondering why I'm not lifting no I know you faked an injury so I could look like a hero and bond with your dad part of all this wait up Chuck our movie's about to start and work [Music] distract him you gotta do this guys you know how much money that would take I mean the go-kart the pit crew highlights for my hair what when I win I'm gonna look good doing it look Jack I don't care about some cheesy pens what I care about is you coming down here to support me I mean it really shows how important I am to you you just want me to shut up so you can play with your pen don't you so badly uh actually uh I'm Gonna Be the One racing better than almost everyone in the boys division hun you could put on one of those cute little outfits in way of the checkered flag when I win you look really good but that's not the point she has every right to race with the guy it's fine hey buddy that was nice driving so you must be Europe eyes well at least this time he got a dude before you they had some blonde chick I mean what was she gonna do ask for directions secrecy [Music] and it was enchanting to me I'm in I'm in thank you take it easy I don't know what your game is but I'm all confused and very interested I'm helping you escape not by choice [Music] a question [Music] the way it was [Music] [Music] me [Music] foreign [Music] friendship what I did was wrong [Music] [Music] the force isn't for winning stuff it's a spiritual power you feel deep inside you and you've got something to fight yes my flight just got canceled I don't leave until tomorrow to help personally train you for your test I brought in one of the best and best looking black belts I know gearing for the super case I can't believe I'm actually saying this but uh I even missed her dance how what are you wearing oh guys I brought someone I want you to meet he's very special to me I knew it she runs off to some Far Away country and gets swept off her feet by some exotic guy with an accent and a shiny bald head You're Gonna Miss This sister

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Length: 47min 49sec (2869 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 16 2022