NEVER HAVE I EVER with the cast of Dear Evan Hansen

say green today there is it happening it's happy lighting we live right now we might be live ladies Domo we are live look at us look at hi everybody my name is Matt Road and I'm here with the cast some of the cast of dead aah also known as Jim Hanson why don't you guys introduce yourselves a round of applause from the studio audience wait wait I need your bag this is the audience why do cars are shall we let us introduce what's wrong with you in the end I'll start because I pull rank here I'm uh I am will Roland and I play Jared climbin in the eh yeah yeah Oh how many audience choice of words if you won just one okay just one probably not come audience choice award we're gonna come back to that okay guys one of the most didn't you I don't know do we I wasn't no no wait canister Laura Johnston sound working date again not everyone cares all right Tom yesterday name I can I was nominated in the Broadway Jack Hubble works and I did not you were not the audience's choice no you're my choice though I wonder is it shows and we'll find out later hi I'm like a park I'm also ended and I was not nominated the only one in my cast not how many even burn all these types of words I'm not upset about it but here you are - my never this is I am got a little big guy yeah this is nonetheless go ahead man who are you my name is Matt ruinin I am a Content producer procom and I am I seen ya once I see what I say that it's very hard to go round very hard to get so k9 I feel presence of limited there's not any the piece de resistance of the audience choice award winner - Laura hi I'm Lauren joy I'm I'm also in good terrible man what there's been some really weird bitter and served me on the rest of the cast especially will spring season is hard well I will have gotten one probably not come onions choice away how did you have it I got more so I'm a Laura I'm happy you guys similar West yeah unless you're wet alright you did great for 3 anyway sweeper quick one hey I'm crystal and Lloyd Baba you guys did not choose me for now what were you nominated when I was vomiting we're not waiting my family made a very big deal of it like cousins were putting on SHINee milk and I was like no way to calm down cuz nothing to be really sad if I don't get it everyone is so into every single water that the fans get to choose I remember it's an honor to be nominated yes it is okay here we go we're great legs we are here today to play never have I ever it's a game of poor life decisions which you can buy at Target Amazon and Barnes & Noble bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah okay so um this is a real card game for those of you who don't know if this is a game that exists it I played it in college not with carbs and I feel like I played it before college and not with cards but today we're playing with cards broadway.com mugs full of beverages and cookies and chips that crystalline has already eaten a bag of I'm going out it just left how we're running low I look at these beverages and you out her on the trip would like a cookie because there are no cookies left I'm gonna say one thing okay so here's how the game works each of us is going to draw seven cards into our own hand normally we would do 10 cards but we had to filter out some of the extra naughty ones because there are things that we can say and there so we're going to each take seven cards and have seven cards in our hand one at a time we'll each pull a rule card and we will do whatever the rule card says we're going to do the point of the game is to do the most inappropriate things you have make the most poor life decisions and we will gauge that by the amount of cards that you take from your hand put in front of you and those are the cards that you've done the rule cars will help dictate sort of like how we get cards and how we move cards around the table we have all day there are we also will be taking never having ever suggestions from you the audience well I thought that ever I would know anything what Patti said I'm glad we come to any I am not coach I don't know what I'm not okay so I like Patti comments coming in okay um lots of friends saying hello day on love will remain things to think that that I got I love you Michael thank you um that's not true you made that only Cudahy claimant is my life yeah alright shall we play brands allotted Nick yes Michelle okay let's all take seven cards right oh my gosh three I think I might win I've lived alive um okay so we can all look at these cards um why don't we start with um you know what I think because you weren't nominated I think you should be the first okay guys ladies first and I think Kristen we should go this okay great oh no no we're on the top let's go with the clock I'm not if you would not want to go out okay clockwise yes I decided what I think I told you I've heard I definitely never acted okay Katie so we won this way or exactly this all sorry the way clock turns if you're looking at a live event some of is it from their point of view of me I am I supposed to know sort of use the same I'm gonna starting at the beauty oh oh wow okay you're going to go first alright so full of play cards are now just getting a rule card yeah right card read and read spread the love I have to pick to play cards from my hand that I am guilty of and make two different players answer them if they are guilty they win the card if they are not guilty I win the card you did what two things you did I've done out of any that we didn't write okay you giving us anyone didn't do it yeah think of something okay they're like hmm the first one is dressed of the slow no here you go ahead give them out first read them you give them to the people first yes yes yes no hesitation and then we got the other one and I get the other one okay yeah all right you go first yes it's not true idea you read it I'm trying in a Halloween costume I never wanted you to get a little action in but really made me like I realize this was life crisis and she gets it wait now I know you've done that oh yeah because she did that okay I wasn't thinking me never have I ever lied about my occupation I have definitely live uh yeah I've done all sorts of terrible lives in my life I actually love lying I blew it people who know me well knows like my favorite activity I know why it's like lie to people they just tell a little like one we are still missing you don't you ever shut okay um no I once I once convinced my roommate that I had adopted a puppy over the phone and I also once convinced someone that I was an actual rocket scientist that I was an astrophysics that I found that I never told ask a physicist Rakesh I did adopt a puppy I lied until the guy in a bar I was an astronaut oh really really like I'm going on a 2020 mission to Mars that was recently recent and he was a cloud oh wow one way was a good way Wow majored go will go the rule card the name of this rule is all women all women must draw a new play cards that's the blue one from the box and answer it if they are guilty they win the card if no women are pregnant if no women are present please end the game and go out go I know you want my blood girls diggers never guilty yeah you did it go ahead and read it what you got Jen's out on the car you win it you and you're aware well the winner over the car you look at what happened ginger well what's a my fault but I I'm sure it's really just it was the it was snowy in Michigan and the other car did a slight race towards my car and I landed on their car and my car was sold I was 16 so I don't know Bo and everybody Lara what about you what'd you guys cost locked a friend have you done max yeah well not intentionally yeah well she didn't intentionally total her card well what if I didn't approve of the person you still call shows all right go for this right it's yours great mine is eating a whole gallon of ice cream at once and that salad may I would not say what on brand I definitely have you on that in college in fact the first year of college freshman year I ate I make sure I get a pint of ice cream every time I had to write a paper oh that was like you're saying you're like every time I write a paper in my career right now Virgil's Ben Jerry's pint of ice cream and I went home 20 pounds every year my mom was like oh go walk this card yeah yeah that you're winning right now you're proud of that Bluebell gallon miss Thompson okay it's your turn all men must draw a new place iron from the box and answer it if they you're guilty they win the car I how's our studio audience ring yeah it's grown a little and we'll never have I ever rocked Oh muffin top oh well you live them up you can see this muffin top eight times a week is the music box theater yeah rolling out at some filthy Emily rebels choosing she gonna say okay good what are we talking about how they draw you everybody mildew care sure tomorrow you're so mean yummy name but I'm glad I give you those big alone they would give me linebacker are oh Michael your chart Newton had it never have I ever had a drink thrown in my face like it thank you and the salmon is nothing I don't believe believe it or not no brain our dinners don't even watch a bowl can we change it oh I don't think I ever have if anyone's out there watching every time a drink in your bag in my face where's those words those comments Candice from Canada well I did a lot of buffets love opens up Obama's morning I don't open shop 1945 in my grand um never have I ever had someone else to do my work and pretended it was my own question I'm really trying to think back if like there was a specific example but in college I'm sure at some point a book oh I something like there was a paper or like music theory homework that I was like no yeah that's how people like you've gotten ahead in much people like you in that Cokie but you hold on to it we are Maddie she do we not for a but I'll keep it it's go Rosie rules alright me your sure baby again don't you just did one did not just you pick that card no know if your car is going reverse charades I have to pick one play card I'm not and hand to the group without looking okay exit out if I am able to guess the play card correctly I get to win the card but only if I am guilty of it alright to repeat all of that yeah well my god you guys act out this thing if I guessed it I get the card as long as you've done it and guess it thank you daddy what I love Tommy harder look at it don't look at my you can't look at it really I can look at don't look at look at it okay ready I'm pretty sure I can do we see what that is this is gonna be hard to act out he's question okay guys perform puppets how they're using Kyle okay wait Michael you have to look at us yeah we're doing charades you're just saying it today taking her head and giving it this identical my identification Wow he's going down my pants every day and you were stealing her face that's cause you're calm or head that was very smart no I've you know I have you done it have I stolen anyone's identification ahead mine still have you not own someone's no as well don't get it stolen someone's ed welcome to the house first of all I don't have to but I D I have oh I think you do it I was paid in college until you're older self ID I did that's okay in college I was a computer graphics major and I would I get paid to for you know mess with people's licenses okay nice I think you have to keep that card if that is true yeah you you're a criminal like you're my ID I would a prison for aiding and abetting of heroism and sense at least it's not a I'm sorry guys I believe there's a step 43 a more innocent delivery okay you are the word here we go these comments are very funny by the way everybody I just we're good jump funny Internet well those are going well start going through them there are a lot of like the shadows pacific-10 hot gonna be a one they are gone in your new room alright I'm funny to the right this one's called to the right right to the right okay thank you everyone passes a play card to the person on their right excuse me one by one each person answers the play card given to them if you are guilty you win the card so from your hand so you just choose something that you don't think I mean we don't think they did but it's very possible but then we find out that they did it isn't that's the fun of the year to give them you're gonna give me a card on the right I have changed Chevy they're right it's the opposite of the order I playing the game is all I can I hope there's a room yeah you give it to me I hope you get to keep that Boyd just for Laura thank you I really do you know we darkness oh thank you Matt you're welcome get that your real name oh sorry okay well you go ahead and gave me this card conveyux I haven't done it worn a Wonderbra well you are right I've never worn a Wonderbra don't get to keep it you wear Christine Ebersole no but you keep in your hand I didn't wear a brassiere you I was great as I was perfectly matched for your body yeah back my hands toilet to retrieve something yeah oh right away yeah you want to tell us what it is she would come oh yes the 21st century everybody I think everyone's done that at some point yeah I have tried to hide something from hotel how are you hey Pacific that's fine do you know what I mean but there's that hey um I never have I ever been rejected by the waiter or waitress I was flirting with I definitely have yeah well you know you it's hard at restaurants because sometimes like you don't know when you have like a male way or you're like is he gay is he not and we Jemaine friendly with it you know no yeah no and pretend you like me like I've left mine I've left my number on like a number of napkins a good number yeah like ballpark us Matt so I'm really bad my numbers like well I'm more than fun see I know a face around the 5 rings oh anyone hit a lot oh I have a lot of like our younger I've never been no one's ever texted me back I've never won but what is that about you good neck whoa whoa let's rewind yeah I wanted them to get a taste of our daily interaction your curtain is pulled back like you got it rip yeah I'm not going to look at her for the rest of the game Laura Laura oh you did it sorry would my roommates underwear and oh I've never done that never just never be given your hand good work are you putting on her hand don't know a business thing not only good in it way to say winter saying you've done it and put it down if you haven't come in here isn't it this sounds in your hands I think you can pass it on come see later oh so now I have more than sentence Carter work for a spine or drop will completely wig in this game nothing we can add on this game is fun where can we pick it up man Amazon Barnes & Noble and Target and I'm yes also no crystal Empire now mine has spoken out during a wedding ceremony oh I'm going to keep that oh because I always been very outspoken and I've always been very opinionated and my mom and dad love to tell the story that my aunt's wedding I got really rambunctious I was a flower girl and I knocked over a candle like during the ceremony just away knock over kid I baked this wedding I know what I mean I like the place on fire they did have something I need been to a little bit of damage control haha it's awesome because I gave you that card thinking no way she did this but you have I have I've made some bad decisions but in my defense I was a child what's your father I'm lying if we're doing here because it's your turn to draw I'm Tyler Jenner yeah yes so we have if you don't sound hard you should have done the part mother or father that means they would probably be you guys huh okay down I don't know everybody's right my jon-jerale oh i don't know what's a rule everyone else all right everybody Hanson fun well notice I'm so sorry everyone else picks a play card that they think their mother or father is guilty of and places it on the table face up I will decide which card is the poorest life decision and the person who played it keeps it discard the rest Wow discard the rest yes the rest of them just go away by simple play credit about something our parents I'm dying me okay yeah this is not good so we've put it face up because it's what we think our parents did three four oh no I need an extra card nice to be careful cuz my mom's totally tuned oh my mother is definitely watching everything to pick a card I don't know that I feel mething but she's gonna watch it later we're pretty of pre conservative and very intelligent black people they didn't do it anything more in heart oh you have seven your you get into high seven high oh these are out so if you guys understand I'll be given to you and yeah it's a paper bus to work like this is yeah we give them to her in a lot of pain from you I don't think my hands like any of any times it doesn't matter make something else easy that's what I did alright okay alright so we read them to Laura right everyone you get one from everybody what yes but was there so I need oh my I don't know you were the rules card not me it said it's a play all too well giving him the Laura we're given the know Laura I got it you're my star in he'll function like apples Apple file yeah yeah yeah okay got it gone straight to work from being out the night before not that was from you it was from me another father that's a good role story that's a point you're gonna let deals you go to the door with the Adel that's not a bad life choice I already told my parents the pot belong to a friend me no there were mom you don't know whose it is oh well you had that one time it's fine Wow so pop along movement been drunk to brunch yeah how many kids do you want on a thirsty how many kids laugh so hard I peed myself which is the poorest life decision of them all those oh gosh you amen okay you live in great lehand or anything - really yeah you know what I'm gonna say to all my parents to pop along to a friend because handle your scandal Oh God so you believe that you're comparing did that may or may not have happened okay snitching wind up a ditch may or may not a job oh yeah they go away but mine is very much oh yeah they wanted oh really oh yes bartender bartender bartender yeah yeah thank you yeah one in the bullet okay with a beautiful shoe thank you so much right the Jumeirah the last 30 days I want to fix the play card that they are guilty of in the last 30 days and places it on the table face up I will decide which card is the poorest life decision and the person who played it keeps it discard the rest similar to what we just did but this is she's supposed to know who's or who'd Oh face up place it on the table okay but what if I haven't done any of these well that's the closest thing to something you might have you know I would say I'm not last round I had to pull some more play cards because my parents yeah they're six weeks I haven't done anything the last 30 days Oh mister because I'm really doing better than I usually do me no no no II sometimes they'll like me no they're going to sorry I'm sorry they're needed okay I guess women know you don't notice winning okay I was already ready go oh yeah okay we'll go with this actually all right here we go the morris is so we want been in a crazy fight over a parking spot the last guys yeah that's Juarez you have to read them how about mines it made myself throw up okay sometimes you go in a little too hard no yeah you gotta pull the triggers you know thank you guys all of the Tommy kids at home all right you old clogs and acquaintances toilet um may or may not have been in the Blue Room made of me olive oil is getting fired all around business call on the toilet yeah had an interview I gotta start it right new writable I knew it been fired after the first week of a new job so I feel about gala season I get invited to any more of these after how I've been a miss week all right bartender okay I won an award I literally with bland you're like how do you get in here we have the talent or I don't belong here I love the Brawn corner which is the worst for language I think the worst one is probably oh you been fired after yeah I agree telling you I'm not I'm never getting invited to another gala there you go good luck if they let me into the zone I made so you have been fired yes known official even him Qamishli it's coming down the pike and come on there that email from Stacy is coming it's coming it's coming Annika let it down Partho on stage we don't want to see you off kid just stick to the theater you know well it's you're coming uh an old card how does everybody where we have only how many cards you have in front of you I got three - three - I don't have any wait isn't that you oh yeah three yeah one good girl reversed Sherrod I've already got this one but I think it's pretty fun I'd like to do it again um I I will pick a play card from the box and I will hand it to the group without looking at it the group will act it out and if I guess correctly and I have done it then I will win so there it is oh really good at this okay oh you see I'm really good at this wait here heroin heroin I I want to wear a suit on I'm gonna show it to the cameras way imma show it to the camera give me a wizard tell me which one we're on he's trying to buy we need tally like we're getting on we're getting on cuz of you guys ah thank you dear Ivan hands tally light can you see why not focus I can focus it how about right about oh no come on this place up yo no wait ba ba ba ba yeah alright I think I think that camera back on us or lower Dreyfus only because we've seen her do this and all right this is the best thing ever are you doing magic no let's write again try one without Morrigan are you trying to levitate something with your mind moving objects with moving object with your mind how we should do that with us with this oh my god I have definite because that in real seriousness in my life everything arrived like sat in my room after Lee you know it's spring break and we're six days in and I'm like you have nothing to do you keep a nice yeah in the lead because I make you do it on spring break ah does it have to be only one time crystalline can I have some of your chips anything ray how dare you oh yeah how those chips old enough that was gone okay so for those you are just tuning in welcome we are playing never have I ever the card game and we're here with the cast of death that dirty Eric hobo I think yes correct I think it's your turn I think it's her children's books are all a rule give it to us jail going very well everyone's window right here I have to take you down area the man that I am guilty of two different players answer them drunk they are guilty they wins the card if they are not guilty hi Linda Carter oh that's it I want some that I have done right not another cold like nothing boring Oh [Music] bye ollie Oh people really like our dad yeah you know I call I like didn't don't you hear the cars open oh oh ah don't even tell me sorry billion cups but I know I don't you've been in handcuffs no I got really close um when I was in high school but oh the reason why is my pinky word my mother delivered my mother delivered the son of a cop and he found out and said okay um I was I was in like a park late at night and oh gosh in 2003 perfect anyway yes anyway inhabited what you were never been handcuffed what doctor dr. Dreyfuss kept blue out of nickel it says had to call someone to bail me out of jail no lies are related wait I wait wait a second that is you've done boses oh no no no yeah we're uh she is I'm sweet and perfect that you get to keep those cards she did they all did their winter cards those are true well no yeah you never got another one all the way up to happen but I didn't do the completion agenda yeah I did then I went rata G no okay so can we just drive I was I was 14 oh yeah went down to Detroit to see some bands play some like punk bands play in a bar that accepted ideas that were fake you're a child at that point board only a child there's a a like a deli across the street itself basically the minors and when I walked out I was accosted by policemen who wanted to shut down that place like you're going to jail unless you testify and shut down this place oh wow just said well we won't don't say what place it was and remember but it was it was desperate for our 14 year old night story let that be a lesson to everyone like 10 years ago Johnny Law is there hope man years I got bellies me don't mess around you want up in cup just like JLT those are the same story Oh minute no but you know me think like oh there's nothing bad will happen I'll be fine yep and then laying my happy in good happen did someone mention oh my god no I mean after all about this they're all this is great Carol thing just don't look good Oh women you love this one yeah women must draw a card excuse me yeah me too babe let's draw a card from the box and answer anyway if they're guilty they win the card if no women are present please and the game go outside all right so you know we think it's already we have that was bizarre you got a straw carpet guard if you're guilty you get to keep it unique cookies and see if I'm getting any more Twitter followers and your pilot miss Laura Oh Joseph made grandparents no oh give it to him wait no what's all the game work George I'm home sailors no don't put it back you discard it oh I was gonna I was gonna try no getting dangerous all right driver was the worse than a furnace change wasn't real but it wasn't really asked to down you do it on our bed she's like I'm people and I did over here fair you never gonna buy I never laugh we know that isn't real and like tell me the truth oh what's that that is true it wasn't accidental okay so no all right miss card I saw mine guys eaten something out of the garbage first on how I've been going at a chance the fact that I get a whole girl so I'm really yeah I'm ashamed to say yes [Laughter] well I remember what it was what my colleagues are perfectly fine and I had just started on the soap opera and I was like really working hard to like look good on camera it was tough it was a tough struggle I think I actually started smoking cigarettes at one point was like I can stick it cuz I love to eat and so one day I was like I only have three pieces of this candy I only have three pieces and I bought it and I ate three pieces and there's three in the garbage game ya know and you're like those are something you're like poor water like on the trash - right yeah I have friends that would like look like they don't want to eat the rest of their meal and yeah don't salt yeah I wouldn't have any more ice on that one but I'm like what what what yes why would you so much food yeah you're always gonna be hungry and thank you thank you my pores are getting a little heavy I'm sorry oh oh they are cuz I'm you know why he doesn't want to do this right this is actually me me me me okay here we go all men yeah all men must Ron you play come from the box and answer today you're guilty they win the car here we go will will a commenter I'm having a good time oh honey wait a minute nobody hurt yank line so now let us find I never have I ever from here oh that's right I so here's we'll do guys send us your never have I ever from Michael Park we will pick one right now hold early I'm a guy loaded from a time oh yeah in the meantime HM never have I ever pre-arranged to be bailed out of a date oh how pre is pre oh I think it's pretty right here generally okay here's all your example I'm on the date no you already on it remember you're on video like why do you go on the date at all if you know you're all no guys Oh text me later make sure yeah please do it before now and say it before but oh that's not arranging to be bailed out totally is no it is if you're going ahead right you're like just check-in and like because that way if I need a like I'll be able to go right have you never seen Sex in the City yeah she's like something I don't know he has what is it if I know when well you won't get yes tonight if things are going poorly I'll meet you at the bar so we can like means that's all so you guys keep it never have I ever is coming a laying out um the way I guess no good no good but I've like I'll be in in a minute cuz I need an excuse call in five minutes that's the webinar we arranged because that was a very round screaming alright mine is never have ever been Black Friday shopping and I have I've only what I believe out of wife I okay I don't know I'm not read shame captioning for everyone although I did it this year for ever play this game when they buy it at Target for Amazon cars over there was a price or Amazon now oh my gosh all right never have I these are you guys these never have yours are great I'm gonna read it coming up and read but I have to play the game I'm still playing Michael we get it it's about you okay here we go I'll give you everything how about we will decide which one it has to be I'll read a bunch that's the way to do it okay so crystalline first one is never have Aragon on Broadway audience choice award nomination oh good that's me yeah never have I ever been jealous of Laura Dreyfuss never have I ever been stood up flesh stood someone up flow Oh never having ever birds during a performance oh my god like all I do has been birthday tonight oh never have our blown an audition oh my god please every one of us hold this if we have we will drink it off oh there now the game is never have I ever gotten suspended I was suspended me win good yeah she please ever how they ever laughed at parks and recreation yeah I got it relaxes there's takes most it my girls never have I ever lose it going never have I ever said something embarrassing backstage me Michael right did what that's something embarrassing backstage with my mic on no I mean it hasn't like been on that's what I mean no mine was on during Tech and Ellie Porter was like turn her mic off yes never have I ever started laughing mid-performance oh yeah everybody needed um we were all dead he is gamer all day oh whatever never have I ever Lea Lea wants to know never have I ever snuck out of a date yes that's the phone call that you wanted you know no no no no you cannot go hey you need to calm yeah tired of the patriarchy imposing what I'm fighting you know hey stop it I made the girls that my mom or dad this drone just wrote in and said she's wearing headphones and you're hurting your Oh Oh buddy your voice is great your six-inch voice nine you to see my gosh good Connor and Connor Connor is a cop Connor is he Murphy wants to know yeah Tara might want to know never have I ever broken in a glove I have not no absolutely I had that was disappointing ah your video ad I've broken it in but never have I ever broken in a glove but you know a good game or I don't think you know how to play this never have I ever doing well watched Fifty Shades of Grey who I have not an element yeah I haven't seen it I didn't mean it as a dramatic reading on a plane ride Julian Bernie towards a concert date on a pleasure yes was I felt like it was appropriate why worry I play loud another day not only have I seen the movie but I read annex what's the word extended cut no exertion Oh an exertion and it's okay right way background you know the game is good with this Diane Paulus in rehearsal for a show that you direct man I read an excerpt of it yeah the sexy part um okay how about this one never have I ever um oh wait watched a bootleg of a show I have but I've never let me show it it's a deal right that's mine right and I have watched the entirety of the best what you want to go Meghan oh and I want you to like a wicked but then I wouldn't saw I bought to get my sauce also like nobody watches more wicked bootlegged in been flat like you just have to listen to even do it better than any more loving of high school musicals yeah yeah you watch dog a girl it's not really a bootleg no I guess mine um Emma really wants to know so have you really been jealous of our dresses everyone is constantly jealous of Laurie right mood okay um the big talker these are crazy um okay well which one I feel like you got a bunch of those so you can keep that blank yeah you keep it you win girl you're glad you guys approve you're like my mother did it first to Laura who people your your turn Oh a rule card that what about you I saw you get a play that I I didn't I just do all metal do you know what that means yeah well you did yeah I thought [Music] everyone I needed a strip honey to see what's happening going to have my card see my hat at 7:30 everyone passes a place there are your cards I don't have that many I never have the car to the right oh this is that going past the guards right right okay no no I'm noticing that mental health that we think they did right or that they didn't do no in a starts can I get one that we think they didn't do although it's fun because I answer LT to them right so I don't want you to have a car I want the card I love I really hope you get you're gonna get with that let me button Oh mad I don't know if you have well I haven't you get the car yeah so I'm hoping you have not where's my do I get one serious okay do you not yelling Oh Jennifer I am given one Jen in here one oh one two three four five six seven just take new ones pass it on and then you give well I think it will work she gave me one all right she got I did manage to get one it oh my god okay guys you're fine all right come on begin how's your eye here we go Ben got sleeping on the job did you I love you think I'm like so together no lifeguarded for like six years I've also watched you fall asleep onstage at the Music Box Theatre know what we done I've seen you second stage empty music mom do what I can't say just like we learned how to do that when we were doing so Bob wait I want to ask you did I got caught sleeping when I was a lifeguard my god walked in on me I upon asleep it was like a 5:00 a.m. shift you know I was perfect there are worse ways to get caught sleeping in a lifeguard job really Jen by your boss you know to get cockatiel and died that's what I meant that's what you meant yep Rosie will your turtle is keeping my hair yeah we're going to claw never have I ever done something inappropriate in a taxi oh well that all depends on what you define is appropriate you know maybe I've treated a taxi like it was a more private place than it was at some point in my liner there you go done so he's married yeah the one I think there was no one there but me entering without one that's the one I gave you read it I might have somebody gave you you gotta read that one goofball yeah when I kill you oh my goodness gracious oh we need the cardio yeah read it I gave it to you I love you not anyway okay okay good way to I'm clearing up everywhere does anyone remember when we were on the Today Show yeah and there was that feature about like people being in pool yeah like while we were standing there bubbly pool it was this whole thing and we're all like staying like all 5000 in that like regular time again black like God is my look at Lauder like we're gonna just be back in a second with dear Ivan Hansen but first who pees in the pool and they're like what happened nobody's like 80% of people yeah like 90 hold water you get beaten for a day urine started a serious fire have you started serious I know but why have you I I haven't done this oh all right but you know what I was I've been on tonight right for but yeah I was you know we did this we do a ring around her wedding and someone needs American tradition around Canada Glade the Iroquois do it uh to ever every Labor Day I believe the air quite dirty to the white people say the Iroquois do it you're actually do it wrong you're a boy we do it and we do with road flares and so it's a whole lake is surrounded with these wonderful this red glow and and I would collect the things that fell off the road flares when I was like 10 and once spit out at me and my whole jacket world on fire and I was burned so you my brother you go no get scarred Lord unless you I'm sorry Arthur I mean you didn't start the serious fire I did not start it no my brother and I way I was both of our variance on how that's even close is my brother like you know you can light different countries and they like all fall on the ground no you can like stay away from cotton tree acaba see I think like I can't eat like I didn't like it I know you walked right on it right well anyway when you when cotton like falls to the ground you can light it on fire and will tell you clear cotton from ledger lawn can light it I'm like clear yeah well anyway there was like this like big pile of cotton falling from a tree in the back of my backyard when I was growing up and my brother was like going through and like lighting all of it and he lit a pile if it went under the fence it was a wooden fence it lit the fence on fire and then there was a pile of like brush in front of this like giant with weeping willow tree in my neighbor's backyard and it let the entire pile of brush on fire and so my brother I'm never afraid to my brother like knocking on my dad's window and be like dad daddy's like 12 years old he's like dad like they're so fire Matt that's pretty radically yeah but I get started serious well be your accessory to it I was I was watching a lovely patient Laura oh your car name number all these years ago when I returned your wife sorry my fire story needed a stripper no I've never dated a we met oh hey Stuart a jury oh that's heaven your last one no but - laughs you would like to get you read all right all right picture um all right how we doing worse this is the last last one right is the last round okay good after this will let me hug Felton who wins okay you're in you're on doing good pal I made a lot of bad choices you've been flat efficient mother a father was you just yep yeah let's see we have one in there we haven't done let's look for one we haven't done what's the count what do we have I'm while I wait man wait yeah okay okay oh yeah Oh like Beyonce yeah - love you I give me one on their left and one by one the person interestedly heart given them and if you're guilty of it you what you wouldn't oh I didn't even do this one I never even read it really Oh big skipped broken up with some will be a text message yes yes oh yeah the way with that miss mine can I get the pass to learn the many of us I'm from yes creating a jewel or Julie go do you have think you know you know okay hold on um every time oh don't forget to read it ever hears it America gift is just a hand me one way no one's it is yours and no no no that's you don't know this is yours every one of yours really solidly no you really gonna make her read then oh thank you ma'am I can give you a different book she's like know what live okay great for someone who started by saying you only recently started making poor life choices you really pack a lot in hey I will start okay great never have I ever puked on the dance floor I have not done that but your ass oh that's gonna be the senior available yet man counted my teeth in my mouth right yeah you know what yeah that was um I was a Hamid asked for not picking in my mouth did the opening night no duty Michael I'm gonna say that count you know what I I don't want anyone to have to puke all the way on the dance floor all the way yeah halfway all right generator lovely it's not the one when I gave you this wins won this one he's put in your hand like it was yours what hookin up next to someone and had serious regrets no really squealing what a charmed life nope must be nice for you I get it right I win my spleen okay tonight no that's mine no no you said auto-recovery I've had a couple of drinks and then shared confidential confidential information relating to work have you done we're doing that right now I think the presence of you doing all this yeah like your job I don't Wow everybody's like you're doing it my god literally we're doing Chinese yeah Heidi right hey Jenny it's a great New York noodle town yeah I'll keep it but it has had in the last six I'll be right here at middle down so I'm blue in the face how about you how no yeah I just read Bo that was yours okay Elena my mother never have I ever thrown up in a taxi whoa so I'm trying to really I know I know if you guys you made it to the window I don't know no I I'm trying to ring her baguette trying to think back if I like say not throw up in your mouth and a taxi taxi pull over and close and and then open the door does that count uh yes it does no yeah you are you a taxi when you when you threw up or did you get out to throw up no I definitely sat in the car yeah I was gonna save your rocked out the window you feel like you're doing somebody a favor all right I think I got this not have this handled yes it's all gonna fly away that was a rough night gonna be fine you get out of play bar you like oh thank you but you've definitely gone drama in the taxi in time through the window oh yeah I've lived a long life notice in an early nineties cheese man oh yeah she's Avan Ivan the prostate is a man why I was called me a taxi and I texted the next morning it was like that alone come to New York go on oh we're all getting fired okay all right Laura is not a discipline I'm doing very well really wait we're just having our children I never would seriously no no no oh right about that I did for a living just to get laid wait he did this one didn't know practice one oh that was in the pre-screen I wasn't here to that will owe you ever done that no I've never done that why thank you she's thank you much young man doing something I definitely told people I was like the answer that I was you know what I mean why would I burn how we got this job in it or in a real fancy news organization very fancy news don't like when I first moved to the city you know when I was like very I was like 21 22 being like oh yeah I'm so cool now with a little high oh so I live in television program without running a mile a game I'm not gonna win I'm not gonna redundant yeah so you get a car I don't know Gino no she just throws it away I don't get it are you sure say I said yeah know the real Berlin is that what the cars usually do is where did you have to say I congratulated someone who wasn't actually pregnant I definitely asked them are you pregnant because a smile are you pregnant oh that's a congratulatory my mom was like that oh oh just like that like that cuz you're glowing that's all notice the glue I don't wanna mess up the face it's her moneymaker I definitely was like you're pregnant my mom was like oh shoot so he dumped it all in the middle you got to keep it who's Mrs Bailey my clinical teacher oh poor mrs. alright how many cards everybody how many how many where we at because now this is it we're closing we're done I'm coming hi we have one and I don't know where it went oh alright there's no chrysalis how are you guys I have sex I am sighs I can't be the winner I am kicking the crystalline as a critter Valen has a low whatever you want a cookie crystal Imani why'd you want a cookie I can get your Baha I just hope that is the point out that I won most of my cards have to do with eating that is true or regurgitation look at my poor life decisions have you food um this has been really fun I'm very educational then yeah should we read through some of the comments everybody yeah so we can just like say hi no we should out out and then we can go and then we can say goodbye yeah all right how about I'll just like pass this along yeah well well Gabriel oh yeah we'll multiply said sped on Victoria wants to know why I get suspended a lot of people want to know why I got suspended I got suspended because I it was a one-day suspension I was outside miss Mullens seventh grade math class now it's chucking pebbles at the window to distract my friends I got a one-day suspension because we have mandatory minimum sentences at friends Academy in school or out of school it was the one day in school one day my mom says why do you keep bringing me into this [Music] Laura Stern she takes a mess and buy food before shady Ethan called it a mess you're a Mad Decent what are you getting a nice georgia was getting aggressive will tell doc sorry I'll collapse in between I did she clapped on him well that's called a clap back nobody on that suspension I only learned yesterday how to read that it's like you see it on text but even read as well right out sorry Renee is watching at 9 a.m. in Australia good morning happy Monday Rip's on the Bobby oh geez I stopped you can toilet flush the other way I'm not right his legs are so open I gotta know why mine not gonna tell you why that's between me in the state of New York there's a lot about we'll have any blue the only way down audience choice oh you guys alright well this has been really fun hey thank you guys for watching hey thanks for coming after like the shows all weekend you guys came through colors yummy yeah this is never having everyone I ever can buy at Target target Amazon Amazon I am Costco which is also a great place use Mathers um crystal I buy crystalline thing I deliver thing about you guys thank you so much for watching we will see you next time which I don't know when that will be you guys are the best thank you for doing that almost agree cheers to you happy weekend have a great week everybody goodbye well I decide Amaro bye-bye

Channel: Broadwaycom

Views: 425,874

Rating: 4.9832869 out of 5

Keywords: Dear Evan Hansen, Never Have I Ever, Will Roland, Jennifer Laura Thompson, Michael Park, Laura Dreyfuss, Kristolyn Lloyd, Matt Rodin

Id: vHDUtvFufTE

Length: 59min 24sec (3564 seconds)

Published: Mon May 22 2017