>> JAMES: NOW, ANYONE WHO
WATCHES THIS SHOW KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE MUSICALS. SO. TONIGHT, WE'LL BE DOING A
"ROLE CALL SO TONIGHT, WE'LL BE DOING A
" CELEBRATING SOME OF THE GREATEST MOVIE MUSICALS OF
ALL TIME, AS FAST AS WE CAN, IN ONE TAKE. NOW, I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO THIS
ALONE, SO HERE TO HELP ME, PLEASE WELCOME THE LEGENDS THAT
ARE EMILY BLUNT AND LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOW ARE WE DOING? THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US. NOW, LIN-MANUEL, EMILY, HOW ARE
WE FEELING? ARE WE READY FOR THIS? >> BORN READY. >> NOT AT ALL. ( LAUGHTER )
>> JAMES: GOOD! WE SHALL BEGIN. ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ WILLKOMMEN AND BIENVENUE
WELCOME ♪ FREMDER, EIÌTRANGER
STRANGER ♪ GLU:CKLICH ZU SEHEN
JE SUIS ENCHANTEÉ ♪ HAPPY TO SEE YOU
BLEIBE RESTE, STAY ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ COME ON BABE
WHY DON'T WE ♪ PAINT THE TOWN
AND ALL THAT JAZZ ♪ START THE CAR
I KNOW ♪ A WHOOPEE SPOT
WHERE THE ♪ GIN IS COLD
BUT THE PIANO'S HOT ♪ IT'S JUST A
NOISY HALL ♪ WHERE THERE'S
A NIGHTLY BRAWL ♪ AND ALL
THAT ♪ JAZZ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( DING )
♪ CITY OF STARS ARE YOU SHINING JUST FOR ME
( LAUGHTER ) ♪ CITY OF STARS
THERE'S SO MUCH ♪ THAT I CAN'T SEE ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ BE OUR GUEST BE OUR GUEST
♪ PUT OUR SERVICE TO THE TEST
♪ TIE YOUR NAPKIN 'ROUND YOUR NECK, CHERIE
♪ AND WE'LL PROVIDE THE REST BEEF RAGOUT, CHEESE SOUFFLEÉ
♪ PIE AND PUDDING ON FLAMBEÉ WE'LL PREPARE AND SERVE
♪ WITH FLAIR A CULINARY CABARET ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ FOR THE PEOPLE ALL SAID SIT DOWN
♪ SIT DOWN YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT
♪ THE PEOPLE ALL SAID SIT DOWN SIT DOWN
♪ YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT AND THE DEVIL
♪ WILL DRAG YOU UNDER BY THE SHARP LAPEL
♪ OF YOUR CHECKERED COAT SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN
♪ SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN SIT DOWN YOU'RE
♪ ROCKIN' THE BOAT ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ DON'T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA
THE TRUTH IS ♪ I NEVER LEFT YOU ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN
♪ JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN
♪ WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELIN' I'M HAPPY AGAIN ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN THE IMPOSSIBLE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ NOW WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN THE MIST
♪ SURE, YOU CAN STRUGGLE AND RESIST
♪ OR YOU CAN TRIP A LITTLE LIGHT FANTASTIC
♪ WITH ME NOW, SAY YOU'RE LOST
♪ IN THE CROWD WELL, YOU CAN STAMP
♪ AND SCREAM OUT LOUD OR YOU CAN TRIP A
♪ LITTLE LIGHT FANTASTIC WITH ME ♪
( DING ) >> JAMES, IT'S SO IMPRESSIVE
THAT YOU KNOW THAT SONG, "MARY POPPINS RETURNS" ISN'T EVEN OUT
YET. >> JAMES: "MARY POPPINS RETURNS"
ISN'T EVEN OUT YET? WELL, WHEN IS IT OUT, LIN? >> IT OPENS EVERYWHERE--
>> NO, NO, NO. NO. ONE NEVER PLUGS ONE'S OWN FILM. I WOULD HAVE HOPED I TAUGHT YOU
BETTER. ( LAUGHTER )
JAMES, PLUG IT. >> JAMES: "MARY POPPINS RETURNS"
OPENS EVERYWHERE TOMORROW DECEMBER 19. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. >> OFF WE GO. ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS >> UM, EXCUSE ME, JAMES... ♪ AND WHAT'S ON THE
OTHER SIDE ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> JAMES: WHAT? KERMIT THE FROG! >> UH, JAMES, THAT DID NOT SOUND
GOOD. ( LAUGHTER )
>> JAMES: I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED GREAT! >> NO, IT WAS VERY BAD. ( LAUGHTER )
>> JAMES: WELL, CAN WE JUST SING IT TOGETHER? >> OH, SURE. IT'LL BE LIKE AN EPISODE OF
"TADPOLE KARAOKE." >> JAMES: LET'S DO IT. ♪ SOMEDAY WE'LL FIND IT
THE RAINBOW CONNECTION ♪ THE LOVERS
THE DREAMERS ♪ AND ME ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ SOMEWHERE
OVER THE RAINBOW ♪ WAY UP HIGH
( LAUGHTER ) >> COME ON, TOTO. ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HEY THERE, BALTIMORE! DON'T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL, IT'S
TIME FOR THE CORNY COLLINS SHOW! ♪ CAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP
THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN ♪ OR THE RAIN FROM ABOVE
THEY CAN TRY TO STOP ♪ THE PARADISE WE'RE
DREAMIN' OF ♪ BUT YOU CANNOT STOP
THE RHYTHM OF TWO HEARTS ♪ IN LOVE TO STAY
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T ♪ STOP THE BEAT ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ LISTEN I AM ALONE
♪ AT A CROSSROADS ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I'M NOT AT HOME ♪ IN MY OWN HOME
AND I'VE TRIED AND TRIED ♪ TO SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND
YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ♪ OH, NOW I'M DONE
BELIEVING YOU ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING
♪ I'M MORE THAN WHAT YOU MADE OF ME
♪ I FOLLOWED THE VOICE YOU GAVE TO ME
♪ BUT NOW I'VE GOTTA FIND MY OWN
♪ MY OWN ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( DING ) ♪ IT'S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE
FOR US ♪ IT'S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE
FOR US ♪ 'STEAD OF TREATED
WE GET TRICKED ♪ 'STEAD OF KISSES
WE GET KICKED ♪ IT'S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER MAKE ME A MATCH
♪ FIND ME A FIND CATCH ME A CATCH
♪ MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER LOOK THROUGH YOUR BOOK
♪ AND MAKE ME A PERFECT MATCH ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ WE'VE CHANGED
WE'RE STRANGERS ♪ I'M MEETING YOU IN THE WOODS
WHO MINDS ♪ WHAT DANGERS
I KNOW WE'LL GET PAST-- >> JAMES: NO, NO, NO, NO. HANG ON, WAIT. LIN-MANUEL, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING? WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. >> YEAH. >> I REALLY CAN'T BE IN THIS
ONE? >> NO, NO. >> BUT I LOVE "INTO THE WOODS." I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING. >> NO, NO, BUT SEE, WE WERE
ACTUALLY IN THE FILM. IT'S ACTUALLY OUR SONG. >> JAMES: IT'S LITERALLY US IN
THE MOVIE. ( LAUGHTER )
SO, THE SONG IS CALLED "IT TAKES TWO." ONE. >> TWO. >> JAMES: OKAY? ( LAUGHTER )
SO, SORRY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE OUT. >> I JUST-- I AM NOT THROWING
AWAY MY SHOT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT. >> JAMES: WOW. HE WENT THERE. OKAY, WE GET IT. >> IT'S EMBARRASSING, LIN. >> JAMES: IT'S OUR MOVIE, OKAY? >> I NAILED IT. >> JAMES: OKAY, OKAY, IF YOU
WANT TO BE IN THIS, IF YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BE IN
THIS... YOU CAN BE THE WOODS. >> YOU CAN BE A TREE. ( LAUGHTER )
>> JAMES: BE A TREE, OKAY? >> PART OF THE WOODS! >> BUT DON'T UPSTAGE. >> JAMES: BE A TREE, OKAY. >> I'LL BE THE WOODS. >> JAMES: OKAY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ AND ONCE WE'RE PASSED LET'S HOPE THE CHANGES LAST
♪ BEYOND WOODS, BEYOND WITCHES AND SLIPPERS AND HOODS
♪ JUST THE TWO OF US ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ LITTLE SHOP
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS ♪ LITTLE SHOP
LITTLE SHOP OF TERROR ♪ CALL A COP
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS ♪ NO, OH, OH, NO-OH ♪
>> FEED ME, SEYMOUR! MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE! ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ONE DAY MORE
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DESTINY ♪ THIS NEVER-ENDING
ROAD TO CALVARY ♪ THESE MEN WHO SEEM
TO KNOW MY CRIME ♪ WILL SURELY COME
A SECOND TIME ♪ ONE DAY MORE
I DID NOT LIVE UNTIL TODAY ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ HOW CAN I LIVE WHEN WE ARE PARTED
♪ ONE DAY MORE TOMORROW YOU'LL
♪ BE WORLDS AWAY ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND YET WITH YOU ♪ MY WORLD HAS STARTED
ONE DAY MORE ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY
THIS IS YOUR SONG ♪ IT MAY BE QUITE SIMPLE BUT
NOW THAT IT'S DONE ♪ I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ♪ THAT I PUT DOWN IN WORDS
HOW WONDERFUL LIFE IS ♪ WHILE YOU'RE IN THE WORLD ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( DING )
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ FALLING SLOWLY EYES THAT KNOW ME
♪ AND I CAN'T GO BACK ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ REMEMBER MY NAME FAME
♪ I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER
♪ I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLY HIGH
♪ I FEEL IT COMIN' TOGETHER
♪ PEOPLE WILL SEE ME AND CRY FAME ♪
( DING ) ( LAUGHTER )
♪ A KISS ON THE HAND MAY BE QUITE CONTINENTAL
♪ BUT DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET
♪ ONLY 17 YOU CAN DANCE
♪ YOU CAN JIVE HAVING THE TIME
♪ OF YOUR LIFE OOH, OOH, OOH
♪ SEE THAT GIRL WATCH THAT SCENE
♪ DIGGING THE DANCING QUEEN ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN EMILY BLUNT AND LIN-MANUEL
MIRANDA! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
Some casting director from Chicago is probably scrambling to see if they can get Emily Blunt for Roxie Hart
Really appreciated Lin's Colm Wilkinson impression that I feel largely went disregarded by the audience hahaha
"I'm not throwing away my, SHOT!"
Clever insert.
How did Emily Blunt transition to each role flawlessly? She could easily play each and ever role she did in this video
Wow, Emily killed it. Where did that upper register come from?!? I thought of her as a mezzo based on her Into the Woods performance, and here she is effortlessly delivering in D6 territory!
Wow! I’m very impressed with Emily Blunt! She’s come a long way since Into the Woods.
This whole video made my heart happy.
Lin was so committed to that choreography! The theatrical training jumped out in 'Mamma Mia'!
It just makes me sad that James is such a tool in real life. Makes me hard to enjoy any of his (admittedly very good) performances.
Needed more Kermit.