BE MORE CHILL Broadway Jackbox - April 10, 2020

it's be more chill Broadway jackbox guys I'm so excited this is me okay I'll explain more later but this is me when I did be more chill and I was Jeremy but I didn't do it with these people who you're gonna see who did it on Broadway so why don't we introduce those people ladies and gentlemen it's Gerard Kinetico oh my goodness hey hey Gerard what's up Andrew how you doing ladies and gentlemen it's series regular well Roland I'm here he's back he's back to play can't get rid of me it's hours are oh hey George hi everybody ladies gentlemen it's Joey Conners and Lauren Marcus we made it I'm playing I'm playing this week alex is doing how's everyone doing with the quarantine happening you know doing okay as best as we r all doing our best here yeah good so you know and that I went for um you know self isolated walk today and I came home and realized I lost my sunglasses cuz they dropped out in my pocket and I started to hysterically cry so that's how I'm doing I feel like yeah sure there's you know what we're healthy we're okay yeah that's good who needs sunglasses no it doesn't you you doesn't get that bright in your apartment and we're never leaving our home so why yeah never again so you normally we took these episodes with me asking why you guys are eligible for Broadway jack box but we know why you're eligible you all did a little show on Broadway it's called be more chill yeah and I am a personal big fan of be more chill as you all well know because I also did it I also did be more chill and mine is just as important yes we were on Maury good you were you played a really good Stephanie Shue yes that was I didn't play Christine I didn't play Jeremy I played Stephanie shoe yeah really nice job with that yeah but I saw it I saw it off-broadway I saw it on Broadway I went to the box office opening party I met all of you you all signed a shirt I'm wearing my my Middleborough High School fan I've got a creep shirt over here oh never forget your merch I have one of those as well but I don't know where it lives um and the reason why we're all here today is to play jack box that's okay we if you go to the link that we just dropped down there you're gonna see you're gonna be able to donate if you're not already there if you're on around that like you can donate money and it's all gonna go to the Actors Fund who has already given um two million dollars in financial aid and support to people struggling with with everything happening right now with the unemployment with with with health issues it's they're really doing amazing job and we've already been able to raise over twenty thousand dollars for the activities thank you guys we're just great crazy absolutely so let's do better everybody at home can we all just give these guys a round of applause clap emojis there we go now before we eat before we get moving on playing the games I want to say two things the first thing I want to say is all of these lovely guests we have do us a favor if you haven't already and hop on either your Twitter your Instagram whatever you want and get that link at the bottom tilt accomplished out be you a jack box while your followers see it and while we're doing that I'm also gonna say so last week we when we started working with tilt off' i the company that is hosting the stream through twitch and has all the donations stuff we set a completely arbitrary number of fifteen thousand dollars that we wanted to hit and last week if any of you tuned in we big-time hit that so i've added a new goal the new goal is twenty thousand dollars it would be really really thrilling if we could hit that today and while while I'm talking him all our friends our social media meeting we haven't done this yet but somebody somebody was an overachiever we have a few people who started donating before we've even started playing but there's one overachiever by the name of Andy Redmond who I just would like to thank for a $100 donation before we even started Andy would like would like mr. icon is to write a sequel I think be more chill okay Joe right Andy's people right all right sure yeah I'm said okay everyone it's been that's tomorrow with that let's play some games shall we so the first game is always this game is called quit lash so the way we play this game for those who don't know is we're gonna get a prompt that's like I always use the example a skill that the left hand drugs are better at like weird prompts and you just have to come up with the dumbest funniest answer and then we all vote in the audience also votes so so you guys can join a jack box TV type in the code G WDS and you can join in and vote on your favorite answers we're gonna have a great time I got cold so I put a jacket on your are you dressing fancy twirl and we love fancy Friday's we're floral this week Steph super cute I'm super cute were kids calm oh man I haven't seen you guys in so long I'm gonna be scary to your little postcard you did you called me like two weeks ago and then hit right in the middle of this oh it's time to refresh the page if you don't say anything just a frustum date all right here we go okay oh I got a tough one oh man I think they did this one already I don't even know if I'm doing this right I got him God oh geez that was so stressful oh my god Angie honey there were there was a group of people behind you and I'm just noticing that it's it's me anymore - why are you hanging out with people yeah no I super I don't but it's meaning me more chill in 20 it was the same it was actually the night after you guys started previews off Broadway so if you had started previews like a day later we would have been the first New York production which which we were excited with I am glad that was not what happened yes that is the goal one one I feel it was one for sure one start brainer I like Google pick up a bunch of Jeff's babe they usually have a bundle of for Jeff's I only got three the idea danger isn't running at all well you like that somebody somebody made a compilation of my best joke boat moments my best thing you mean worse right yes you totally could regulate that really really really that's crazy that's like George won like Hillary good that's why we play a few rounds good yeah yeah for sure - Duff's up that's another no-brainer birthday everybody everybody know unicorns fart birthday cake cookie damn right they do everybody know that I'm sorry ball I like Levi's Oh Bailey Freud commented how do you vote and Bailey you have to go to jack box t TV and then enter the room code G WDS isn't she technically a gentler didn't she know that stuff she should know all this stuff yeah come on give a shout out on the stream guys whispers now I need sediment wrong yeah sinem on it actually it's a Digimon yeah you guys hmm that's that's the earbud bar mitzva movie was already already in space almost no I just I voted for it I liked it not cuz you're my husband Wow now you risen is really good I'm understanding it a little more now yeah you got it you got it the warm-up I'd have this was a bad round for me I'm not yeah at all I felt okay I can't wait to see what that looks like yeah he might be great I never know oh wow I can write oh man that's my favorite hey it looks like everybody just realized it in chat all at once that it's funny to call this squish Oh squid blast that's yeah I love that good job clever kids at home well it was on the Broadway jack box bingo and it wasn't even there like we've been knew that you recently kids at home that's it that's a check off for bingo was it pink or was it the drinking game one or the other okay is the drinking game there was also bingo there was a bingo to my Twitter do we play the drink yeah thanks Alec I got it I can hear in the other room now legitimately thought Andrews answer is funny [Laughter] [Music] the first word for someone going poo themselves god damn it George why is it the same so stupid someone go and poot himself it's very good Wow quarantine is hard y'all now we all four weeks in is that we're at yes I'm like that something like that it's a lot my god I'm not counting anymore cuz that just makes me crazy we we bought a counter so we what it was we bought a physical paper calendar and we hung it under the TV so that's we can see what day it was a didn't know a calendar that expired expired in December so it's a last year's calendar yeah we love the picture I like sick considering a calendar from years years ago explain why you went bad I like that it went bad [Music] he's just napping quarantine what daddy ratted didn't oh boy oh boy he wants some ASMR butterfly kisses [Music] does that make any sound wait do it again what about this I think breakfast is funnier than brunch and that's my opinion I feel really good about breakfast and missile peace event was such that the sentence wasn't completed coz they peed himself I'm excited to see a lot of such memes in chat an incomplete sentence always sweeps every time to the trade people tricks of the trade yeah yeah chats blowing up on such you may like it yeah it was such a kids they liked it chat enjoy such oh wow nah yours were still neck and neck this is anybody's game no you're gonna win not in the last lash I always screw it up at the end I always I always write one controversial answers unpopular opinions I'd like to say before we started this game Alex had a talk to each of us and went over the rules it was like chemo keep it PG but we're playing a game that almost always directs you towards x-rated responses I said pg-13 oh dear people you would be you know your team cut out that answer it's not gonna win but I feel good about it I'm proud of you feeling good about yourself guys it's really nice to see you I know I love you guys else did you guys see Britain on NPR today Oh brick brittany.brittany tiny testing suggestions so Britain wherever you are cling cling freeze not watching this dream I know he might be I missed my chance make three a first second and third choice I picked the three that were not website three that do not have wait how do you do it we yeah you pick your first favorite one and then you say good morning everyone oh cool all right come on work up was really good see I Wow oh boy Wow oh boy Joe clean it up now I'm just gonna I just think it's really funny that Porky Pig pate like doesn't pay for his website you just got a Weebly you know anything like I just want to explain my job I don't think I performed well okay what are some donations yeah we're gonna read some donations first I want to say it looks like we've raised about 500 or so dollars so far which is excellent thank you so much everyone I'm gonna read a few donations let's start with this one from Elliot Elliot and I picked it because Elliot donated $69 what what were some of your uh best be more chill memories once you once you I'll go around and briefly say your favorite I guess I saw a cat hi cat what's start with memories favorite while ago I'm kidding oh we went to what we got with our first day in the theater was really breathtaking and beautiful because it was what it was looking at it was walking in from the from the lobby through the back of the house and then seeing like our futuristic set in such an old meter it was it was it was amazing and everyone was crying I wasn't I don't cry but everybody else was crying and it was really lovely I was reminded yesterday of our tiny day our tiny desk concert like that was such a crazy 24 hours between like how crazy and weird the Tonys were and then like that insane trip to gets DC and then like when we got there it was just like the most incredible special gig like we were a band in the most beautiful wonderful way now I did love that day that was a very very special day where did on the ride back to the city where did what where did we stop to eat on the way back to the city it was a Gary crashing the train around to obtain tickets because I was like I was in such a bad mood every day when I'm this very soft voice and you would happen I knew that I had a second window where George and and will stage and I could like just make direct eye contact and whenever I wanted Lord you're doing where she pretended to have been killed and someone dragged her body but my but it ended the last one ever was I've been thinking about it for months was I got a scream mask and shroud of the night did the scare mask onstage I looked at will and went like this and I think I sent the new code in the private chat by the way you can join the new game but we still have some time to read some more donations and talk more about again that was great Gerrard Joe favorite moms I had a great time I'm trying to think of like one singular memory oh I mean I know I can't tell that story I have another story though I really liked I did like when we were in rehearsal for off-broadway and like everybody was like doing their thing like really working on their character and stuff that was super exciting I remember that time everything was like bubbling nobody was really talking about it but we were all like individually like going like working really going hard on our characters off-broadway when we were working on our characters we were just trying to put it on his feet baby we were like my stage is smaller hey you said choose one memory so I chose the first one which was like the most it felt like the most precious it was like now we have to prove ourselves to these people that have really never seen it I just they just heard it and that's awesome that's like really exciting I remember hearing shows and then seeing them and being like that's nothing like I thought it would look like in a great way usually so that expectation was exciting but I mean the amount of stories we could tell about backstage I just sent Britton and Tiffany like a backstage video tech were there in their zombie outfits written has discretion on and he's like pinning Tiffany down he's like he's like this is being black woman in America and she's like oh no and it's absurd and I like barely remember taking it but then Tiffany's me and Lauren in the on our last day of tech we were just like I think we were being sassy I think we're being sassy about whatever was happening at the time I remember it was but maybe you do but I don't and we should say but it was just like Tiffany captured that moment in our beautiful friendship on our last day of of previews on Broadway we froze the in that picture was taken Joe do you have that one it's you know it's really hard to pick one but I'll say that my favorite is um it was actually our closing performance because closings are always sad obviously but we did the goodbye song at the end and it was such like a celebratory way to sort of end that chapter of the show that it really it made me like it made me I'm like really positive connotations with the the closing you know it felt like a really magical way where it's like if it had to go out I'm glad it went out that way and then the Part B of that is that after we did the closing we went to the Bank which is a bar and restaurant that's it's near where the signature was and where we hung out quite a bit and it was just be more Cho people they closed the whole place down except for Andre DeShields there's that night and there and so Andre DeShields was just like a terribie more chill like closing and I love that random thing with friends from high school yeah I wanna I want to cut in quickly to tell a very fast story that Gerard we met because we were doing a reading together and I mentioned to you how when we did be more chill our my friend who played rich cracked on the G and so I asked you like I was like how do you do that every night and you're like I don't know I just kind of do it and then that night you cracked on it yeah yeah he's my fault well no because you said you like ate Chinese food right before or something I'm sure there was a plethora of reasons why I mean mostly my fault I I also have been a victim to cracking so many times so I laugh with like so much empathy but like the fact that you were like yeah the kid who played rich cracked on his high note makes me laugh okay was like our third day of knowing each other and oh yeah can you do that I don't know how you do that every night and you're like I don't know man I can just do that again Andrew you should have known better because now literally every single comma in the chat is the liturgy oh no all right isn't it an E well it's an e but is it oh that one yeah yeah I usually crack I usually correct on Japan if I wasn't like because it's the first time you have to flip up there yeah so it's like the first time I just think here we go we'll see and sometimes it was just like sometimes I would crack higher so it'd be like but it's not supposed to mean you're worth no good he cracks higher higher baby nobody does I want to show this picture I don't know because we're talking about closing this is a picture of I don't know if you can see it if show me Britain and untraditional Isle of Britain and his boyfriend it would seem that it would seem that Joe and and Gerard have not joined the game so jumping different good yes and yeah Wow while everyone's trying to get into the game I'm going to I'm going to let everybody know get your get your doesn't get your credit cards your debit cards ready because after this game it's gonna be it's gonna be time for us to raise some money if anybody watched the last episode knows what I'm getting at it's gonna be time [Music] yeah what's up nothing I'm just wondering what happens now oh yes so this game does not have a audience participation but please put in the chat who you think the aliens are and I know you will anyway without me telling extra explanation for are never played in high school and where two of us are aliens it will tell you on your phone don't tell anyone it's a secret um and you will get various like if you're an alien and you will get tools it's like you alien stuff but the idea is the humans are trying to find the aliens and vote for who they are by unanimous vote and not kill other humans but kill the aliens event yeah what do we do it's gonna show you on your phone you'll see there'll be different tests and stuff to see and your phone Joe and Lauren like don't don't peek at each other's screens in case one of you is the alien what it's not it's a secret that's not good all right keep an eye on your phone you should now know if you are a human or an alien I know do not do not say it out loud I want refresh your page if you're not seeing anything it says I'm a giraffe great George nice the chat thinks it's me yeah cuz you every single thing it has been every time I'm away from it push the button that's one of my favorite songs from the color purple so I'm in it I'm gonna get out ahead of this before anybody asks do not press the button on the bottom right of your screen don't worry about that yet that is when y'all are ready pick which test you want to test these are different alien tests so pick which one you want to put right in common maybe so you pick three people who you want to test to see if they're an alien well it looks like Roland's an alien a lot so I'll do that really good how much fun yellow is an alien alright look past you know I want my class thanks babe I'm gonna go get ice cubes okay so so the aliens are gonna get different prompts than the humans slightly different and you've you to defend your answer if you're an alien yeah this is like the lime bolide jackbox game yeah there's there's four components of jukebox names is drawing joking trivia and flying which I was really thinking about it one of the comment says Gerard do I say SM are you some ASMR with your eyes Gerard yeah yeah that well I feel like all of these all of these could work but Hawaii feels weird is Joe yeah do you have any defense about Hawaii being on my t-shirt it's like a great it's a great t-shirt with Hawaii on it it's from 92 so the font is really good checked out why so vague about a rock bands logo cans for me yeah I don't know yeah you're right I'm gonna get oh no and I'm just gonna be over Alex okay music oh this voting doesn't really do anything it just keeps track of like should I press the button yet no that'll be for when you are certain who the two aliens are it'll initiate a vote but we should wait until the fifteen minutes is about you're the captain new deliberation when do we kill somebody does that happen at the very end yeah yeah that's that's to see um that's to see who like who like like to keep track of people's answers and stuff God and just I would recommend never reading anything that's on your screen out loud ever during this game yeah yeah get someone the first game who will you'll be introduced to hacking in a second and the first game the first game we ever did of this the first episode somebody was like I can hack people what does that do and it's we all went well means you the alien so anyway I want to make it known that Marika Nanako has been texting me for the last ten minutes and she's finally gotten in and she's watching the livestream I think you'll hear them say hello to you all right watch out what are you guys thinking who do you think it is that has no idea who the alien is will they think it's will will and Alex I think it's will because that's a mean we're saying will and Joe okay Lauren yeah no I get that I I would probably say I would be afraid of worse punishment you're arrested absolutely not um excuse me tapped from my own arm with a dirty needle but I would tell a cop like put me back in jail it's I can't really explain my compass but I believe you yeah I actually believe you yeah the alien Lauren don't can change my mind the fix is in okay so this is this one so aliens pay attention well everyone pay attention but and again if if your screen says you can hack don't say it out loud this is really good I hope that Steph will give us the recipe for the mezcal gimlet we're gonna be really drunk by the end of the night thank God I just have my bottle of scotch here next to me Oh somebody in chat wants to know what fallout 4 faction outside of with I never finished the game uh all right Gerard is that you mmm who short-ass yeah do drawing quarters it's funny yeah very funny great that's the one we're doing I give in to peer pressure very easily nice that will serve you well in your life next week I would stayed so I put me in and put-put willing because I don't know wait what is intestine mean put it maybe one against Nick who you want to be tested so the mmm I know I know I get it I got the last three times this game I have always been the alien and so there is a real air of suspicion around me I'm not giving in to that and realistically it's very unlikely that I would be the alien that many times in a row sure well this game is very complicated okay you guys went to a seminar yeah I like everybody on live comments right now just the other like like eating that's really good a surgery that says Lauren is harvesting organs for the black market guys can tell you what a happy quarantine is a happy quarantine is when your fiancee comes in with this recipe book for the cocktails that she's making we'll mail you some now just like captain Phillips I like a pinion hold a lot opinion hole oh my god there's a stage for you and there's a right I'm testing Joe Lauren and Andrew bar Feldman ready yep I just have a problem with authority or theorem and I can't rap yeah yeah keep talking I want to stay in I'll still never forget the first time that we all realized that will was absolutely the alien and Spenny we were playing this game we all had suspicions and then the question was like the Beatles is like the greatest bit and ever and will said strongly disagree so it was the Beatles are garbage and will said strongly agree and then we have an incredible explanation about why I believed the Beatles were garbage that wasn't true I lied very elegantly for about three minutes you got how you doing there Joe you got to pick your opinion all right I do it really we think I think missing is not Oh yep uh-huh if Florence is anything other than strongly disagree okay Andrew Andrews done I guess I enter his absolutely in there I could maybe fix a broken washing machine there's no chance okay listen to me in the last couple days world okay let me talk for a second the last couple days my aunt has been teaching me how to do the laundry boy and I don't know how you can fix the machine yeah I didn't realize it was such a difficult 17 hours old I play Devon Hansen on Broadway and I can fix your washing machine how to do the laundry you could fix it and I'm sorry I asked that hurry button because we know Andrews definitely in now we'll save that okay I'm pretty damn sure hey so here's the deal the bioscanner will basically and you explain this better the bioscanner you'll have two people that are hopefully not aliens trying to help you like click on the right symbols that you have on your thing and then you can essentially see foolproof who is and who isn't an alien person bioscanner in the first we just never bon voyage ever choose what's really not the alien okay so this is you have to pick two people who you trust so Lauren who do you really think is is human you pick those two people okay oh man I would agree I think he's human yeah I'm okay with this well large suspicions so far okay all right fantastic Lauren look how cute you are in the bottom right hand corner yeah very cool not me I wanna see three glyphs I must describe them out loud Kevin can lock in Tesla bass okay ah you're the captain well yes allure no you're the captain Gerrard no Lauren is okay I'm sorry so now I describe these yes one by one yes yeah so I just start going to top one start describing your priming it they are gonna have to tap theirs yet Jordan will are looking for what you're describing okay um well the third one kind of looks like turtle with like um Mindy with a flip hairdo underneath Jesus what it is you know what that is right one of maybe a person lying down with a little stream I got that one too yeah this the middle one is kind of like um it kind of looks like um maybe it's hard to Roman Pole um can we say that I don't know totem pole what can we support on pole I don't know it's like two little socks facing out it's like someone turned out standing over a roof a little dot at the bottom inside of the other right I know exactly what you're talking and then the person laying out also looks like they could have a big fonts pointing up left right and then the hurdle with the lady with the with the do the do might be arms right did you know the do is there's separate arms but also you left her house right right the little spinny Morgan you just like those those glyphs remind me of my mother I figure out how to air play something pictured that looks like it's maybe some kind of triangle inside of a square even wrong glyph come on well I couldn't say things like triangle right because that felt like unfair of course you could keep it movin you know I do remember when I answered a question like put cinnamon on top I'm done guys maybe I'm look maybe I'm a real liability because I'm not an alien and it seems like aliens are gonna win this time and every time that I played we have lost boys this game is such all right we got time Joe it's up to you we got time for one more before we got to test these aliens whoever whoever you think it is throw them in um I feel like George is really flown under the radar here yeah well Roland guy never not been because it's always been me but this never III will say though I look directly at my webcam and say we'll all certainty that I am NOT an alien I am 100% human being oh wow he really said it so if you want to think that I'm an alien that's fine you will you draw to say an alien thing to say is something like blur bleep blue quirk black for Clark George you gotta type in your answers I need his help answering questions cuz I can't remember my own name resources and see what I guess I can't answer with ominously because I'll get in trouble so I'm [Music] what's going on outside they're coming to get me after all I've done yeah they're really not happy with the dam Dan's freaking out she's throwing the around really yeah the way you say dad burn Jordan did you do it you see her she's over there no refresh the page you have two seconds Jesus no I'm not gonna be able to do that I did and I wash my hands for two whole mr. Mistoffelees they gave one and it's not even good nerve nerve okay I'd rather not because I know she would never in a million years refer to us as celebrities I give one answer we're going Lauren is an alien yes words and I think is Laurie wait don't forget about Andrews washing machine I would say Andrew there there are definitely two or you put on a t-shirt he likes his t-shirts to say Hawaii what is that Laura I'm gonna say Andrew and Joe I'm saying Andrew and Lauren yeah I think it's Andrew and Lauren why Lauren why is it Lauren everyone orders husband anything I don't even know if I'm supposed to defend myself here but I promised your girl I don't agree with Lauren what he has to push the button somebody's button why are we doing Lauren because Lauren dancers have been insane it's more than andrew loura andrew loura am I supposed to eat I don't like this damn look we're even having a quarantine in our game yeah let's go Andrew Lawrence I promise you're all gonna see I think it's for Allah I really think it's Jo acting right now Jo is acting he's playing like it low-key Oh Jo does not have Loki acting somebody has the vote VI sorry boys but listen vote okay it has to be Andrew and Lauren that's what it has to be Andrew you're pretty quiet I think you're playing I'm looking like I'm crazy but I promise nothing no I'm saying you're not the alias yeah and they could be saying that because they both know they're both the aliens in the truth absolutely nailed [Music] [Music] [Laughter] Lauren and purpose oh I was the alien I was but then you thought Laura I was like I know she's not the alien because then you think I was the alien and then I did I did a very good job the old gal extreme all right everyone talented men that was really great everyone and as we are as we are Alex yeah I'm gonna read some donations as we are reaching the the hour mark we've so so far raised I think I believe about $800 which is excellent thank you everyone and before I start reading donations some of you know what I believe it is time for so I did this last time I'm gonna do this every single time I know that you know when we do read out donations a lot of times they're larger numbers and some you know that could be 50 dollars whatever but we really want to make sure you know that any amount of money that you donate is very very valuable and worthwhile and helps a lot of people so I want to see over the next let's say five to ten minutes or so is nothing would make me happier than if everybody who's watching right now could donate four dollars and 20 cents and in the comment say nice so donate four dollars and 20 cents and say nice because you know what every little bit counts and if you don't have it totally fine you know if the donate but I have a feeling that a lot of you have four dollars and twenty cents rattling around in your pocket and you can give this money to the Actors Fund and help a whole lot of people I look forward to seeing the numbers start to roll in if you are uncomfortable with 420 you can also donate yeah I know they're coming if you're uncomfortable that you could also donate six dollars and sixty six cents and say hell yeah or you can donate sixty nine dollars or six dollars and ninety cents or six dollars and sixty nine cents and you can donate Oh baby so we've got nice for 420 69 69 Oh baby and we've got hell yeah for six dollars and sixty six cents and we also accept four hundred and twenty dollars or 4.42 dollars and zero cents but as it stands right now it looks like one hundred thousand dollars it looks like these four 20s are rolling in folks so while these four 20s are rolling in and this is very filling there was one one hundred dollar donation from somebody named Will Rowland who played Jeremy and we'll Roland who played Jeremy would like to know what your favorite thing about working with will Roland was [Laughter] so go on it also with this version on this 420 scheme has already raised us over a hundred dollars keep going when will Roland was out of the show one time I had to go on for him and it was terrifying and nerve-racking and he knew that and he was like hey man during the pants song you have this little break do yourself a favor go upstairs pour yourself a little glass of Lagavulin that's sitting there on the cocktail shelf and let it just sit out but the end of the show it's gonna be the best thing you've ever had so like 25 minutes later I went upstairs and sure enough it was the greatest sip I've ever had of anything and it was great little device so that is a very earnest memory it will roll it was very good hope you guys what I'll just roast me but that was very someone's got to take him down it was like of him not being there like like that I thought that's where that was going nicer than that we'd always tell each other we had each other's backs and there was one performance so right before I had to say Michael in the bathroom breach and pushed me to the ground in that moment I was like well the guy who tells me every day that he has my back just pushed me and it was the best performance of Michael about them ever gave so thank you I have I will win this thing that I named paper face Oh No well his paper face it means he was about to break it's like so it's aggressively neutral which you know is why I feel it's not something you give a pun as an actor aggressively visual and so when he has paper face he's probably about to break which honestly would just make me laugh and then my other favorite thing um is fondly and well because oh you know we're best friends be more chill and like flipping my chili specifically we becoming very close and there was one time you got mad at me do you remember when it was no well there was won't care anymore I think it's funny now no I'm mad about I just I'm gonna was I would always see you in the opening number and right when you came off you had five seconds to loop around and think I was in your way I mean that must have been it you came off stage knew it you would always like always combined like hey or like wake or something then I went to our stage manager mid-show to tell her about this and she thought I was talking about our dresser so right before will and I were supposed to start making out and we'll walk out on the stage our stage manager I don't know if this story translates both of us and went hey guys move because she didn't talking about will and in that moment we'll realize I had like paddled on him to this manager and I wasn't sad even though I hang it and we had to make well and blow onstage and do this a lot you made out with will [Laughter] anyway there's a new room code in chat we're not we're not done yet we still have a few moments there was one time where where we had a room code that was the same as a room code from like an earlier game like from like an earlier episode and I said oh I think this is the same room code from before and then like random people joined because they remembered the room code oh yeah before which was crazy oh boy all right before we start here's what I'm gonna say the donations are still rolling in which I appreciate very very much but five minutes is officially passed and in that five minutes we raised about eighty dollars of just people saying nice and oh baby yeah nice thanks you guys I'm gonna read we've been we've been lacking on this a bit I'm gonna read like two donations really really quickly just just because I feel bad that we're not getting to him but sometimes you know sometimes it's hard to get you especially when they come in this rapidly so thank you all I'm gonna school and I'm gonna find one that doesn't just say nice let's check this one I really have learning how to use I'm glad you're learning I do laundry you're certainly not learning how to fix one yeah you oh okay so here catchphrase that's important here is a here's a lovely donation from Henner Henner said nice and they say they saw be more chill in London a few weeks ago just before it got shut down over there they were awesome would have loved to have seen you guys on Broadway thank you for your donation really appreciate it I will be another one hang on let's see what this says this is very lovely this one's from Emmy - my favorite Broadway community I'm assuming that they mean to be more chill community first off I want to thank you you made me realize I was seen heard and most importantly love just by being myself I cannot think of a way to repay you even this money doesn't seem like enough but I want to help you as much as you did to me love Emily Emily that's very sweet thank you for your thank you and I'll read one more give me one moment this one's just this one's just fun scrolling down where to go this was from Jordan Jordan I am so excited for this episode I love you marshals so much it meant alot to me to be able to see it last summer thank you to everyone here for this amazing show and thank you to everyone for supporting the actors fun Thank You Jordan and we're about to play another game and that the final total from when I made the weed joke until now was 409 dollars oh we're so close to 420 you go geez she's quick hang on we're at 4:13 please someone guys almost I just want everyone to know that I got a text from Bailey forward asking how much longer this goes because she's trying to figure out whether or not to refill her drink 23 more minutes great stand-up comedy game yeah joke boats bags bgz bags I love democracy we're watching those movies Stefan are watching the prequels why why is everybody just saying thank you out I don't get it happening for a long time has it been thanked people for donating and they were thinking well you know what let's keep that right there it's very difficult ok topics for Joe oh geez see just you just fill in the blank so for example more chill related ones I could do but that's also kind of ok but I could I could be Co because you roasted will because you're great and underappreciated and amazing I'm perfectly appreciated its thank you thank you Tony awardees fees fine true can an object machine the guys just to be clear we have 400 and $19.99 we were a goddamn penny shortened it's a 420 someone had to have done that on purpose and now we make jokes oh right Oh God I'm really I I grown in my own joke when I write them now all right I really just gave you everyone has to do two jokes thank you Jeff reminding me to tell them and I do two really bad ones oh are you all is this a thing now where you all call me Harvard boy is that way I'm old now thank you that's funny but but like yeah I mean you are going to Harvard I tell him - boy if we can't make fun of you for going to Harvard what can we make fun of you for you got a punch up right that's what I was taught that's punching up that's punching up cats over there she's embarrassed hi cat she's watching me eat snacks I'm just eating all the snacks they're in our kit in our country I'm just saying I'm watching in the other room and all you can use here Gerardi eating crunchiness is nice oh I got to live my joke I got oh no my jerk I'm a nasty little tea bag I don't tell anybody that I did and they all worry oh you culture it's not a good joke why are they called fireworks and not I don't know I was trying to think of a hundred Thompson joke please vote for me nice happy I'm done the right tone for this game is supposed to be I'm voting for will because Andrew I can't let you get away with these not jokes anyone like Hillary writes twenty that's 200 plus four twenty nice nice now the kids gotta start toda in six twenty with bagel chips oh say you will present your joke on your phone have you ever tried opening that's when you play the nice button me die / yeah gotta read your catchphrase is very important why did the smart speaker across the road because Siri is sick of your and wanted to get away from you try the succulents this has not been going well so far these are not good jokes no they're not one day someone's gonna donate four hundred and twenty dollars and sixty nine cents and that happens that's good yeah that's I agree that's fine click that you'll tell the joke on your phone learn oh my grandma said the best thing about poops is where avatar has lazy eyes tell the joke on your South perform the joke my love life is like will Roland Courtney oh there's gonna be so many Coralie means very good really not created gems by sending schematics to the appropriate authorities and hiring construction workers Jorge Salazar looks like a crop yeah yeah that that was an easy one you guys look at my boobs thank you 63 of you guys my boobs are huge clearly clearly correct it's my turn I'm so dumb I thought coworkers were friends silly me I like try the succulents coming your way I want to open a store that only sells jean shorts I like you really think of me and will that rocks it's it's the joke is like layered I'm really proud of it Alex's joke keeps on giving in this context yeah yeah I think yeah thank you thank you very good that's what matters Amy nice yes my hometown's nickname is the bathroom because there which is really quite strange and sad [Laughter] no way all right crunchy my doctor said I have a bad case of the big one I like myself it's not unlike my own joke voice Alex we should do we should do Broadway Sims we should you Broadway Sims for well now you've announced it on stream and people are gonna want it yeah that means that's why that on purpose that we'd have to do it and then you'd have to let me do it I just wanna I wanna I want to force someone to install the outer wilds and like for other people narrate their live stream like the playing doesn't get to have any input but the rest of it is like whoo I mean we work well that that that would be for you and I only know yeah I know and I'm sure there's like six kids in chat who would each give six you know six dollars and ninety cents so we could race like you know forty bucks man okay we gotta do the roof the rewriting the Joker the same joke we're rewriting somebody else's joke okay okay um Ikey oh my god the joke templates are all the same I can't keep making the same joke I'll be right back all right I'm back being at the font they used to write our names looks like my actual handwriting it was modeled after that gorgeous spirit George has only written in sharpie his whole life oh hey while we're waiting for this I found something on my wall oh no comes photo from the day we moved into the Lyceum Joe and that's Katie Carlson and Jason sweet tooth Williams Carlson two days ago how did she walk back of a rebel scooter with running from the street we're going to rob a train Oh William have you ever tried elbowing that's when you train your whole life to learn a highly specialized underappreciated skill since well elbow really nice no but I understand it logically yes kids at home I said oboe writes Wow like every right oh boy I love democracy yeah this show's over I'm sorry you guys when I was a kid we didn't have typos we had spelling words right so Andrew when will you be retiring but we got to stop playing joke boat cuz I just keep focusing on the template of the joke good yeah that's pretty bad in other news it really made the dead pigeon is like shine and sparkle it just needed a little context I am a Boomer you guys I'm sorry boomer alright I want to open a store that only sells jean shorts and call it Joe thank you you know I like some fun for that one for sure like that's my John Cena autograph that April and I keep in the shower yeah I think we got this there he is look how young he's like a kid in this one and there's a signature and is a hey that would be that'd be nuts don't let this stream end without me telling you a story about that picture oh yeah I like my sex like I like my sour cream with a baked potato that makes 2 9 2 potatoes it's topical invented ways to sex with a potato that's a good it's like some that would have been in Tootsie or something you know a good joke [Laughter] [Laughter] it's very sad that Joe's great joke was used only to like lay up for what's the deal why are they called fireworks and that fires terrifying and complying you do you it's my delivery why are they called fireworks when they should be called fire stairs long and complying you Andrews is horrible thank ya better this game I'm abide by Tuesday I'm gonna take like UCB here we go Oh God I'm a nasty little tea bag because I dip my balls in sardine juice and then put them in your hot water xoxo Gossip Girl disconnects I had no choice but to [Music] horrible horrible so this is how democracy dad it's all right who wins cuts deep yeah your heart is the winner Wow hot anywhere all right this was a blast guys and as we have just a few minutes left I'm going to go ahead and make a request of our lovely folks watching at home we are currently 15 dollars away from officially making it halfway to the 20,000 which was great so if anybody has another $4.20 six dollars and 69 cents now would be the time to roll it out over the next few minutes while we do that I really want to tell a story about that John Cena picture like really badly so a while ago ending with this yeah it's it's I I feel pretty good so it's a while ago April and I when we lived in our old apartment it was it was a lovely apartment but but above the toilet we noticed one day the ceiling started like curving and we were like well that's not great that obviously means that there's like water damage from New York yeah okay well you've seen a body slamming someone it's actually better than that so we call the super and the supers you know he comes to fix it and he takes a look at it looks back at me and says you have a knife and I said excuse me and he said you have a knife like a knife and I said yeah hole all right so I get him a knife and I realized I was like oh this man he's gonna take a knife to the ceiling that's absolutely filled with like sewage water so as I said in this current bathroom we have that picture of John Cena in our shower because in the old apartment the photo of John Cena hung up in the bathroom so the man proceeds to take a knife and stab the ceiling above the toilet and poopy water like sewage just absolutely covers this guy he turns to me and he of course like what else was gonna happen he turns to me and he says do you have a give a paper towel and I say yeah I'll go get you a favor towel and as as as April and I leave the area were like stunned by what has happened we hear under his breath give this silence him go huh John Cena so now that photo has to stay in every bathroom and with that story we have raised more than halfway thank you so much for being here this was so much fun I know you guys never talked to each other and have not talked you had a big falling out all of you yeah it's famous so now rumors straight the reunion and thank you all for watching and donating we'll be back next week I'm very very very excited about what's going to be happening next week we're not going to tell you just yet but it's very cool and all right thanks yeah plug something Oh plug your yeah plug something yeah I'm launching my new weekly talkshow telethon on YouTube this Sunday go to my Instagram account or Twitter whatever there's it's the information plastered everywhere the title said oh my first is say the title it's Sundays on the couch with George I love it we're excited about it it may be singing out loud every time I read it and go listen to be more chill and go see it when it's back in London and and and and Chicago and and every community theater ever forever and uh Byron [Music] [Music]

Channel: Andrew Barth Feldman

Views: 38,772

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Id: n73QVlwzmMg

Length: 90min 36sec (5436 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 11 2020