Netflix Made The Same Movie 5 Times

[Music] it's 10 p.m. you've spent the last 50 million hours trying to find something to watch on Netflix but some of these just look bad some of these you've seen and with others you're like I don't think I have the brain capacity to understand this genius work at the moment so you settle on watching bright it seems inoffensive enough and Will Smith is in it and you know him you know him from that uh slap video after hitting play your first thought is they call this movie bright can't can't see anything in an era where more and more people half watch movies while scrolling on Tik Tok at the same time Netflix has spent like a billion dollars creating a genre of movies uh that caters to that specific viewing habit one of the first movies in this revolutionary genre is the $16 million movie bright directed by David a who also made the Su the first Suicide Squad movie so this is already an instant classic in my books the Adam project cost $16 million it has two of my favorite superheroes in it the Hulk and Ry Reynolds so you already know this is going to be an instant classic six underground directed by Michael Bay cost $150 million It has Ryan Reynolds in it so you already know it's going to be an instant classic they call it six underground cuz that's how many underground Railway systems it could have built instead of this dumb movie Red notice $200 million yeah he's he's in that one too and then we have the gray man which also exists and also uh it it's also expensive these are Netflix's background noise movies they're made for you to do something else while watching them they've created a pretty consistent formula uh you know take a genre that brings in money throw a director that has brought money before and actors that have brought in a lot of money in the past it's no coincidence that almost all of these people played a superhero at some point and half of the actors in these movies are just Ryan Reynolds again and again and again I was kind of losing my mind when watching these because a lot of them have like an identical plot most of them I would say and even though I watched these like a week ago I'm already starting to forget them so let's let's do this have you ever wanted to see a movie about orc racism no the first sign that this movie is going to change your life is when it starts and you see that it was made by trigger warning entertainment and two minutes pass and then Joe Rogan is there just what a start what an incredible start almost as incredible as all the clothes that I'm wearing for this video brought to you by cool shirts they're essentially getting promoted by me on the daily just off of people being like Oh where'd you get this shirt from it's so cool the quality of all their material so incredible and nice to feel I love all the details that all the designs have from jackets that are reversible to this tiger they really do have something for everyone they have bright colored designs for people who enjoy that and more uh Gothic and and dark and twisted designs for Twisted people like trigger warning uh Productions they have a lot of designs that work quite well with my personal style and I've really been enjoying having that in my life they also got a lot of non clothes items that are very cool and yeah it all has a lot of personality to it I really recommend it I wear it all the time on my second channel it's just it's just who I am now if you like anything of what I've been wearing go to shirts. co/ pinley or click the link in the description for 10% discount uh I love you cool shirts the universe of this movie is probably one of the things I like the most and I still didn't really like it very much it's essentially like a gritty New York I think I think it's said in New York uh but the main difference is is that this is a world where all the fantasy stuff is fully real so we got like Orcs And we got fairies who are just like little flying rodents essentially there's like a dark lord that could be brought back with if you get three magic wands and they talk about him throughout the whole movie but the movie ends and you never see the dark lord so you're like why'd you go on about this stupid dark lord then I I don't care about that guy the movie uses all the fantasy kind of species and races to talk about real world racism in a way that I think is kind of bad the grittiness mixed with the fantasy elements ends up feeling very goofy you're supposed to kind of sit there with a straight face when someone says a sentence like are you a cop or are you an orc I need to know if you're a cop first or an orc first or once with the dark lord always with the dark lord you know what they say once with the dark lord always with the dark lord they chose evil or when Will Smith says fairy lives don't matter today it's stupid and it just takes the weight off of the real issues that this film is trying to address people aren't racist towards uh black people because they had a partner ship with the dark lord 2,000 years ago that's kind of stupid and dumb the story sort of works Will Smith is a cop and he has an orc cop partner named jacobe Will Smith doesn't trust jacobe because one time they were on on a mission and uh jacobe went out to get a burrito and Will Smith got shot well the other guy got a burrito but I think I I don't know why they're blaming that I feel like that's you know you got to eat that some point maybe I'm having trouble sleeping because of the nightmares I'm having from being blasted across the street with a shotgun while your ass was getting a burrito so like I said earlier there are three wands in this world and essentially the I forgot who but the bad guys are trying to get all three wands and when they have all the wands they can summon the dark lord now the wands are very important cuz if you have a wand you have magic and with magic you can like I don't know get infinite money or whatever but the only people who can hold the wand are like people called brights you know it's very rare to find a bright usually they're an elf but once in a million there are human Brides one in a million usually whoever holds the wand explodes but every but once in a billion trillion years there's one very very special human he's such a special human he was in sharktales he was in uh Chuck is there a movie called Chuck or am I making that up I was kind of zoning out even though this was very early on in the movie but at this point my girlfriend who was watching this with me said I think that this movie is going to end with the fact that Will Smith is is that one special human that can hold the wand and then we got to the end of the movie number three this is a buddy cop movie but their chemistry is uh horrible their their banter sucks trve straight not sideways they're just arguing throughout this whole thing I don't think it's fun to see I I think it's kind of annoying really there's like one bit where they're riffing and they're just talking about holes for a very long time no holes huh only the ones that I was born with how are your holes why are you talking about Will Smith why why are you talking about his holes so much Point number four this movie uh Will Smith is horrible take yourself back to a simpler time before the Will Smith slap uh everyone loved Will Smith that's kind of his thing in movies he brings people in because of the fact that he's incredibly charismatic and likable uh he's definitely not likable in this though he's such a meanie and a racist he's like he's like the equivalent of a KKK member in real life pig skin piece of my whole life over some stupid orc knucklehead throughout the whole film he's essentially tearing down jacobe psychologically he keeps doing like a hot and cold thing with him I don't know if you could really call it hot and cold because he's just he's just attacking him in different ways really he's either being um full-on racist towards him or just guil tripping him for some dumbass reason there's one point in the movie well actually happens a lot but there's a specific point where Will Smith calls jacobe an really that was irony no that's just being an mind you this happens 5 minutes after Will Smith points a gun to jacobi's head and threatens to execute him for no reason in our first introduction to this guy he says this fairy lives don't matter today and then we cut to Will Smith killing a fairy with a broom that's our main guy that's the main person that we're supposed to like love throughout all this and he's killing a fairy with a broom about an hour into the film we sort of have like a a character change it's sort of like in in the first Suicide Squad movie where there's a scene where all the characters are in a room and they decide that they're friends uh now because they're in a room together it's essentially the same thing only that like 10 minutes afterwards he's still racist just to a different orc he calls him something horrible you green pig noos piece of shoot so I don't think he's really learned anything I I think he's still very racist Point number uh I don't remember which point is but this movie is really dark I know that this is a point that people bring up a lot in movies nowadays I know it might sound a bit a bit of a tired argument but believe me when I say that this you you can't see this movie can't see anything can't see anything nope still can't see anything even if you're going by this movie trying to explain you know the the flaws in it by saying oh it's a dumb action movie you know you should just enjoy it for what it is I want to see the action there's some points where the characters go from one location to another because something happens and I I genuinely don't really know what the thing is from my perspective I'm like I see a single flash of light and I'm like oh okay I guess they're in a club now and to go back to my point from the beginning the audacity to build up the dark lord as the big villain and then you just never see him um f you did you really think that this was going to get a sequel this is really bad this is a really bad movie I'm going to have to give this movie a four because it made me think that I might need glasses for my eyes six underground is the first Ryan Reynolds Netflix movie out of three where he plays the exact same character Ryan Reynolds is a billionaire in this who has decided to create his own team of like people who kill people so they can go around the world killing the real bad guys out there like dictators and stuff like that the twist though is that all these people had to fake their deaths and that that way um I don't they they're like undercover or something now even though it's only been a week I don't really remember the plot of this movie I do remember what I just told you though because the characters in the movie uh repeat this like 10 times this is the day I died 3 years ago as far as anyone else knows whatever links to the world these people had they've cut them and yet they woke the Earth like you and me it doesn't even make any sense they're making their deaths so they can do their undercover missions without anybody knowing but the first scene of this like they just go around blowing up cuz it's a Michael Bay movie it would make sense if they did like stealth missions and stuff like that but with with this they're blowing their cover within their like two seconds Ryan Reynolds in this group of six buffoons who all they know how to do is just shout at each other all the time I'm starting to think that this is going to be a common thing for all these Netflix movies that their way of showing chemistry is just having everyone shout at each other for 2 hours this group of dumb asses are supposed to go to another country do like a coup and take down a dictator and I'm sitting there watching it I'm like how there's no way that these guys can do that they're too stupid this movie features some of the worst editing I've ever seen ever in my life everyone is like talking and then we suddenly cut to a scene of Ryan Reynolds walking in a place where there's like chemical warfare being used and I I to this day I have no idea if this was a flashback scene or if this was if this happened chronologically in the movie I don't know there's one section where the six underground team are being attacked and they're supposed to get on this boat and you're like how are they're going to get on this boat when they're being attacked you know they're in a real tight spot right now well you know what the movie does then it just does a cut it does a cut and they're on the boat now and and there's no you don't know how they got on the boat it feel it feels like they're missing a bit of the movie it feels like someone deleted a scene or something I don't know how they got on that boat Ryan meals does like a Deadpool type of dry joke at some point uh but it's edited in a really weird way there's like a billion Cuts Cleavers Ward June no Leave it to Beaver Leave it to Beaver Jerry Mathers no Tony no Barber Billingsley H bont never heard of it it just kind of kills the air out of every bit of banter that you know these characters are supposed to have it's horrible they play five songs in the first 15 minutes of this it's just like a like a playlist essentially at one point they play that song that they used to put on like clown scary scary clown videos where some guy just says run and then there's music it really feels like there's no script or at least there wasn't like a script supervisor it's a mess they try to sort of fix it with these these endless endless title cards every character needs a title card every location needs a title card we see we see so many locations in this one of the best moments in this movie is when Ron Reynolds and his crew are off to to another country and they're having lunch and they're really enjoying their lunch and when they're done with their lunch and they're done talking there's a title card and they're In Another Country what did they it had nothing to do with the mission they just had they just were there for the food I guess there's so much bad slow motion and bad music there's a spec there's just one specific scene I got to show you after Ryan Reynolds explains to this guy the concept of what a ghost is in six underground we then get to watch uh this scene where the this guy fakes his death and it's it's so funny so he's about to fake his [Music] death [Music] do doesn't even make any sense he's just jumping off of a boat into the water it's not a it's not that much of a distance why would anyone think that he what he's doing is killing himself about a month ago uh myself and some friends we went to Spain and we went on this boat ride and at some point I wanted to jump into the water to you know cuz it's fun but my friend James Marriott was there behind me and he was like Hey kid don't do it Point number whatever this is very clearly a Michael Bay fantasy you and your Bruce Wayne boo one rule like Michael B clearly likes Batman quite a bit and he he just likes the idea of being able to use all the money he has to you know go around killing bad guys not people that the government tells you are evil because based on you know policies or politics and bureaucracy or trade relations or any of that I kind of think that Michael B sees himself in the Ryan Reynolds character in this movie he gives about 1 billion speeches throughout this this is the day I died 3 years ago as far as anyone else knows there's this trick that we all do to get through our day we take a box and into that box we place all the horrors of the world I am one but not done it's just these endless monologues that go nowhere just feels like they put Ryan Reynolds in a booth and told him to like make up sometimes when the world seems a little too dark you just got to have a group of guys a group of a bunch of guys who go around and they kick people's butts but sometimes you're also in the shadows and in the shadows things are mysterious but out of the Shadows the coolest people go out of the shadows and they kill people but only the only the bad guys Michael's Bay idea of a revolution is having the brother of a dictator control the country instead of the dictator and then then and then they bring the brother to call for a revolution but what what that just means in the movie is people throwing papers outside of a window I've spoken to a bunch of people who like this movie their reasons varied from Dave Franco is Haun to uh it's badass I really didn't enjoy it it's not my cup of tea I'll give it a 3 eight out of 10 I feel like that's fair I I honestly like the atam project I thought it was pretty good yes Ryan Reynolds is playing Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool again this is just something that we're going to we're going to have to handle for all these movies I think something cracked within him when he made those movies and he he just can't tell the difference anymore between when he plays Deadpool and between when he plays another character there's a point here where he threatens to pull the bones out of a child's body I will P bones out of your body I will sharpen them and I will use them to stab Little Chucky over here what did I do shut your mouth Chuck or I'll fill it with rais feet but it's a pretty fun ride you watch this and you get the sense that someone enjoyed their job uh when making this thing which I I can't say about the other movies one of my main problems with this though is I think the plot is a bit too convoluted for its own good I'm going to try and go over the plot of this movie in one take while also needing to sneeze this is going to be difficult but let's do it this is this is unscripted as well so Ryan Reynolds is like this future pilot and he goes back to the past which is actually the present for us now it's like 2022 and he does that to meet his younger self why does he do that well in the future there's this woman who controls the future because she controls time travel which she created with and essentially stole from Mark Ruffalo who's Ryan Reynolds dad and I think I I think I lost it she I think killed Ryan Reynolds wife his beautiful wife who uh Zoe I forgot her last name very popular actress she's in Guardians of the Galaxy so he tries to go back to 2018 which is where she died in his wife his beautiful wife but he EX accidentally goes to 2022 because of a problem so Ryan Reynolds he goes he goes even further back in time with his kid self to uh to uh where yeah I feel like the Sci-Fi elements is where this movie falls short a bunch of times I feel like they don't even care about explaining it too much it seems like the movie sort of deems it as a chore to talk about this stuff there's a point where to describe the future and you know how dystopian it is Ryan Reynolds says that it's uh like Terminator but times 20 I feel like for something to stick it needs to sort of be its own thing not be uh a reference to Terminator I feel that's a bit lame but what I really like this movie is a relationship between Ryan Reynolds and kid Ryan Reynolds I thought that that was pretty great the kid that plays younger Ryan Reynolds is pretty great I think he's doing the whole quip thing that Ryan Reynolds does uh very well so when does all this happen and does everyone skip like day in the future does it happen in college oh wait do we get a lot of girls in college Adam at first I was kind of annoyed by all the constant quips and I thought that it's a bit unnatural for a kid to do that but as the movie goes on you sort of figure out that this is kind of like a a character flaw within the movie it's a flaw that Ryan sees within himself the wrong points in the movie or within these moments of Ryan revisiting his childhood and you know essentially fixing himself setting himself up for a better future it's a journey of self-reflection after confronting his younger self for being mean to his mom there's this really beautiful scene where he sits next to her at at a bar and you just kind of see and feel the regret in his eyes for how their relationship played out you know it's it's actually emotional and it doesn't just go one way it's not just Ryan Reynolds teaching his younger self things it's also younger Ryan Reynolds teaching uh his older version stuff their dad Mark Ruffalo died in 2018 they later on the movie go visit him as well and you know there's a little Adventure that goes on with that compared to the moment with his mom when confronting his dad he is he hates him even though his dad has died in some accident when he was very young uh Ryan has built a lot of resentment towards him throughout the years so he shouts at Mark Ruffalo and storms out of the room and then his younger self he comes over and sits with him and he's like hey man what the what the hell are you on about and Ryan Reynolds is like ah he was such a dad he just loved science too much and younger Ryan Reynolds is like no man you're clearly misremembering him we had a lot of lovely times with him even after work every day he'd spend time with us throw throw baseball round such an American thing just going around throwing a baseball the main villain in this is this character called Maya who used to work with Mark Ruffalo on this thing and she became evil because her older self came back in time and she made her be evil and she's like you got to invest in all these evil stocks that ruin the planet and then you're going to be really rich and and then Mark Ruffalo will die she dies in a really funny way Mark Ruffalo is like defending with his body uh the two versions of his son he's like goting her to shoot him like what why are you getting her to shoot you she's going to kill you and the kids if you die you dumbass that's what I was thinking but then the movie does [Music] this and you never understood the [Music] science he's a scientist so he knows that magnets are a thing so he knew that mag he knew that the magnet is going to pull the bullet away and kill her I love that I love how silly it is I think that's pretty fun I feel like if if you have a kid or something I'd recommend watching it with them I think it would be pretty fun I'm giving it a 6.4 don't ask why it's just the Vine that I'm feeling this is how the gy man begins we're going to train you to kill bad guys and since you've already killed one it shouldn't be too difficult and that got me a little bit worried because could take out some truly evil people be part of an elite unit the CR program you'd exist in the gray going to be restricted to cities that you've never visited before people that you've never met all of course except your your fellow ghosts none of whom you know by name only number your si 6 they didn't tell you who I am did they they never do I'm SI four it's the same thing they they did the same movie again it's a movie that a man thought to be dead but he actually lives in the shadow and he actually has a pretty cool crew of people who go out and kill bad guys stop stop doing this so many times the name of this movie fits it like a glove it's the greatest film ever made the shots are gray the Char are gray the movie is mid there's a scene in this where Ryan Gosling jumps out of a plane with no parachute um and it should be like really thrilling and stuff but he's just made out of CGI so I I just I didn't feel anything and watching that he just looks like a fortnite character there's a lot of elements here that should work for me I think the action's pretty solid most of the time I love Ryan Gosling I love anador mus last time they've been together they made my favorite movie of all time Chris Evans is in this this is directed by the Russo Brothers these are things that I like Saran Reynolds he's like some sort of spy or something he was recruited as a convict and he's working with like some organization or with the CIA or something he goes Rogue really early on into the movie and Chris Evans who's a who's a psycho is sent to to kill him so here's the thing about how he goes Rogue it's very trendy to go Rogan spy movies I think that Tom Cruz in the Mission Impossible movies goes Rogan maybe every single one except of like one of them I think he loves going rogue it's what he's all about so if we're making a spy movie that's based on a working formula of course our character needs to go Rogue so Ryan gossing who's been part of this program for 18 years they say in this half of his life or something like that is sent to kill a guy as he's killing this guy the guy that's about to die is like oh did you know that I used to be part of your program as well they're going to kill you as well Ryan Gosling and he gives Ryan Gosling this necklace and he's like Ryan Gosling this is a McGuffin you should take this McGuffin to a place and then the movie will end I changed my shirt cuz it was a bit too warm in this room now if this premise sounds a bit familiar to you it might be because this is exactly how Blade Runner 2049 starts Ryan Gosling meets a guy who used to have the same job as him and that guy tells him that what he believes to be true about the world is not true anymore how's it feel killing your own kindy and in Blade Runner it's done in such a beautiful way the movie is about this process that K Ryan Gosling's character is having this interaction that he has doesn't change everything in an instant but it plants the seed in his mind that something's not right the gry man Ryan gosson gets the McGuffin and he's like okay I guess I'm out of this organization now no further explanation needed I don't even need to know what's in this necklace I'm out I don't care if they send a billion people to try and kill me I'm going to keep this necklace like six underground if you're a fan of a lot of title screens you're going to get to see that here they just they have so many of them uh for you to look at I guess that it's cool when you know in a SP movie they go to a bunch of different locations but this is like this is like 50 countries I don't like it's I feel like it's just distracting more than anything why can't the next thing that you need to get for your spy thing why can't that just be like in a different city you know or like right like in a Street next to you it feels like some sort of tax loophole or something this movie feels like a superhero film but without anyone having any superpowers and I guess gu this you know could be explained by the fact that the russer brothers directed it there's one bit where a bunch of people help Ryan Gosling and they take him up in a plane and then some guy calls one of the guys who helped Ryan Gosling and they're like you got to go kill Ryan Gosling now and he goes to kill Ryan gossing and Ryan gossing is like prepared for that and he sprays him with a thing how did he how did he know that how did he know that they're going to do that there's no does he have like super Heering or something there EV is great in this just a total psycho this agency is is hiring him to kill Ryan Gosling I don't know why he's just he's pretty bad at his job I think he just really enjoys like people dying like not necessarily just his Target but but anyone I'll get it back on before I beat you to death with that keyboard at one point he says what I do can't be Taun this is after we see a scene where he sends like 1 billion armed people to get Ryan Gosling and they don't manage to kill him while he's tied to a chair and instead they end up blowing just the entire city of Prague they just shoot police officers they blow up everything they blow up cars it's a it's just total Mayhem how are you even supposed to operate like that as a shadow organization doesn't seem to be smart at all that what if the police just capture one of these guys guys who's blowing up everything and you know to arrogate them that it will just ruin your whole thing I feel like besides Chris Evans I don't feel like they gave a lot of these very good actors who've been great in other things a lot to work with it feels like it just relies on the fact that oh you know Ryan Gosling you're going to like Ryan Gosling in this movie this is true to I'd say all of these movies maybe besides bright because I don't think that Will Smith is is a racist in real life the actors in the Netflix movies are always there to play the most well-known version of themselves and I think that's just so boring and lame you know how much the gyman cost the greyman cost $200 million that's just such a stupid budget for a movie Netflix are a bunch of suckers the movie does have fun moments are some fun well choreographed action scenes but I don't know it's just it's just rough at this point to watch something like this again very similar to six underground but I I'd say that it's a bit better which it's uh I mean it doesn't mean much really 4.8 out of 10 maybe it was the fact that my brain was fried after watching four of these in a row maybe it was the fact that I was watching this film exactly as intended while playing Pokemon Sapphire on my phone and half looking at the screen but something really clicked for me with this one I sort of had fun this movie is the amalgamation of all of these Netflix action movies it has not one not two but three superhero alumni we have Deadpool yes he he's still essentially acting like Deadpool in this one which is pretty fun to see we got Wonder Woman and who can forget about the best superhero of all time Black Adam all three of these actors are known for playing essentially the same person in all of their films uh which is great because I don't like characters I just want to see actors I like moving around like action figures I honestly thought that at this point at movie number three with Ryan Reynolds I'd be a bit exhausted by all of his Deadpool quips where'd you get that jacket it's a statement piece somewhere there's a very nude cow Whispering worth it but he was honestly a breath of fresh air in this film where every other person's acting inspiration seems to be a a brick wall galgadot at some point gives this villain monologue that is just like a bad I know everyone you work with and every member of your family there's no fun to it there's no there's no wickedness to it it's just a brick wall talking something I love about The Rock movies is when no one acknowledges that he's like the biggest human in the entire universe there's this one scene where uh Ryan Reynolds tells everyone in prison that the rock is actually a cop and then this this one guy comes over and he's like I'm going to beat you up the rock not with like a gun or a shiv or something just with my bare hands what are you doing he's the biggest man in the entire world he can he can squeeze your head like a grape The Rock refuses to retaliate and fight back which is really fun funny because 10 minutes afterwards he puts a guard's head in a toaster and just burns his his flesh he burns his skin when you're at Netflix action movie number five The NeverEnding sequence of title cards doesn't really feel like a nuisance anymore it sort of feels like home you're like oh guess we're in this place now that's that's nice that's nice that you let me know about that similarly to the other movies this one is also about a group group of uh spies or thieves or cops or whatever who are trying to steal a thing or get a thing or kill a thing with all of the other movies their chemistry is also defined by the series of just NeverEnding arguments they just they just can't stop arguing they just really don't get along they're such a rag tag team it's just a NeverEnding headache I don't get why it's become this thing in all action movies now where everyone needs to argue all the time I hate it what happened to like Mission Impossible you know in the latest Mission Impossible movie uh Simon Peg is asked like what's the thing what's your biggest weakness in the world and he's like my friends you know that's sweet I want to see that more in movies two people who argue all this much to this extent are either siblings or people who truly hate each other and should never be in the same room as one another I forgot to tell you the premise that's because it barely matters but let's do this anyways so there are these three expensive eggs that used to belong to Cleopatra or something like that I I think the reason we know this isn't just because our characters repeat this a billion times throughout this thing but it's also because this movie kicks off with a disembodied AI voice giving us all all of this information few know the secret story of the most sought-after prize and unsolved puzzle of their time the mystery of Cleopatra's third egg it sets you off to know that this movie is going to be a real generic piece of Ron Reynolds is a thief who uh he like steals one of the eggs or something and the rock is a an FBI agent that tries to stop him and he does but then Gadot steals the egg cuz she's also a thief but everyone accuses The Rock of stealing the egg so he goes to the same prison as Ryan Reynolds so the rock joins Ryan Reynolds in trying to steal both the second and the third egg in an attempt to clear his name now they keep saying this they keep saying that this is an attempt to clear his name but I I don't get how that would do that like even if you managed to clear your name for stealing the first egg your name is not going to be cleared by doing two more crimes that's not how this works plus you put that guy is heading a toaster so you're probably going to have to sit more time for that if anything so yeah the Rock and Ryan Reynolds are essentially trying to get all three eggs before galgadot manages to do that so it's it's a race essentially there's this really uh bizarre scene where Gadot uh zaps the rocks balls while singing a song would be great when you're things will be great I don't really have a lot to say about this scene um it's just so uncomfortable and I I don't I don't know what the director thought that like that the vibe that it gives off would be maybe they thought that they're going for like a joker Vibe you know like Oh The Joker Is singing a song while doing a a torture but it just feels weird and odd there's a bunch of like running themes in this movie the color red shows up a lot the egg is red at the beginning they talk about um the Red Army there's a room that's red another theme of this movie I guess you can call it that I think it's just more of a thing that people repeat a lot if anything is that every single one of the characters in this movie have daddy issues and they talk about it all the time there's so many scenes where they're just giving just monologues about their dads even this like side Villain at some point in the movie we could just hear him at the back just giving some speech about his dad that nobody cares about this pistol was my father's prized possession I've kept it close to my heart since the day I killed him with it he has daddy issues The Rock has daddy issues wow we really got some dads huh we not that different this movie is just a collection of tropes they got the the classic We're Not So Different you and I sentence we're not that different he should have retired that sentence after it was said in Austin Powers The Rock uses his dad monologue to become friends with Ryan Reynolds because he knows that in this universe uh that's just what everyone loves doing everyone loves talking about their dad issues at this point of the movie towards the end there's just this NeverEnding pile of plot holes that are just weighing above your head you know the fact that the rock is working with this guy for some reason who's a criminal to try and clear up his name that doesn't really make any sense the fact that galad do shows up out of nowhere all the time I don't really know how she did that she's like the prison Warden at some point uh which is odd but then we get to the end and spoiler alert massive spoiler alert for the movie Red notice if you've ever cared about the movie Red notice you got to skip somewhere to the future we get to the end bit Ryan Reynolds has managed to get the egg and he saved the Rock from drowning meaning they're both friends now and you're like finally we've reached the end of this movie and these people are going to stop arguing but then gadut shows up out of nowhere and she makes out with the rock what the Rock and Gaga do are lovers they love each other they're making out it's so it's so hot The Rock actually wasn't a cop this entire time it was a con it was a con to try to steal Ryan Reynolds eggs does that mean that he enjoyed getting his balls Zapped earlier probably this movie did something genius it relied on the fact that I'd expect and brush off the fact that it has a billion plot holes to set up a pretty fun plot twist honestly there are still a lot of things that don't make sense I feel like if I were Ryan Reynolds I'd be questioning so much of what the Rock is doing especially considering he's supposed to be a cop they could have essentially leaned into that way that his suspicions are you know around that uh but whatever man I'll take what I can get at this point out of all the movies this one was the most uh average one but I enjoyed it a little bit above average so I'm going to have to give it a 5 point to a five h a 5.1 out of 10 well folks I hope we all learned an important lesson today that Ryan Reynolds should be in every movie until the day that I die jokes aside I I kind of liked him in some of these movies he was a bit annoying at times but you know it's I don't think he has a lot to work with in some of these seems like the current trend is that these more generic one-off action movies that aren't tied to pre-existing franchises are mainly sent off to to streaming services because that's where they do better going to the movies is pretty expensive nowadays and people don't really want to pay money for this stuff but they don't mind watching it while eating their cereal and uh honestly I think that's okay I think that's chill man I still think that they should make them a bit better though that that would be nice thank you so much for 400k I really appreciate all of you guys uh next video is going to be a big one I've been working on it for a few months now so uh expect that in like a week or two [Music] oh oh

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Length: 43min 38sec (2618 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 30 2023