NATSUKI HAS BETTER "POSTURE!" | DDLC Abridged - Part 3

I'm now showing everyone my poem whoa I probably feel a greater sense of accomplishment if I literally anyway if literally anyone here noticed that all I did was scribble 20 random words unto a page hey zero yeah can you help us so in arguing we've been having what argument we've been viciously screaming at each other for the past 12 minutes don't you have not realized this I'm sorry ladies getting kinky again and they were safer it was [ __ ] or something no that's no anyway we're arguing over who's type of style poetry is better why they vote to shrug it may seem like an enjoyable pastime anyway whose ball was better zero maybe if I say not ski the nari will read me to an aneurysm again yours poem was at least like more than 5% of the paper was written on cop-out says the console but taking responsibility for anything my life terrifies me yeah listen I'm gonna I'm gonna yeah yo sorry mine fielding this one for me I feel like a walking show a human being an empty husk this is none of the until internal thoughts or parts that make them an actually useful person so is that a yes then hey guys they're both amazing poems they're so cute and are sophisticated well okay but we still would argue anyway I could cur I find myself desiring further hostile banter right now [ __ ] derogatory term for the female print reproductive systems opening okay seriously guys why are you even arguing right now they both just target her I suspect this something to do with the sudden presence of a male influence in our club yeah we're probably some constantly fighting over zeros affection wait no you two are an item now no they're supposed to supposed to be a harm game or something I think but that's like totally blowing it with you two what would either of you care about me they both just shrug at me okay whatever I don't care so as long as you hurry up and finish your arguments we can move the hell on understood Monica let's need to recall where we were I think I remember mind not at all please give me some spice slightly as nasca walks faster and waits for now see you to continue okay so if I remember right cause he suddenly stands up oh I didn't realize there's something best in trying to impress a new boo club member Yuri oh that's not what I huh you just care he stands up as well maybe you're just jealous that zero appreciates my advice more then he appreciated yours why does this seem huh how do you appreciate my advice more are you that full of yourself I know if I was fooled myself I would deliberately go out of my way to make everything I do overly cutesy wait is this huh no holy [ __ ] you cannot seriously be doing this again um is there an okay okay first off [ __ ] move already sheesh ii know both to you and this sequence in general when you know what that was the one who's bruised magic group besides bigger sin a zero started showing up nos Kiko silicone sister oh and now you are not ski we are not doing this [ __ ] argument again right now pull yourselves together when you discuss the festival planning already trying to waste my time again with this [ __ ] please this is a thing yeah yes it is oh okay look are you guys gonna test them out already or not later cool can I watch something involve you if you don't come along for this next scene transition right now I'm throwing an even bigger set onto you zero I can't tell if I want that or not okay you you're not supposed to be into it not those who clearly are what about me can I get some no I'm not just giving out huge breasts besides I've looked in the code if you live long enough you'll eventually get there really cool if yep starting to feel pretty down finally anyway enough with your feelings and other useless crap I don't care about the festivals coming up soon and we need to do something for it because of course we do also it's one of the only events in this game that I actually want to get to since I just might be able to connect to more real people that way hey wait really you want to get to the festival for that yeah actually dad mentioned it one month alone one of the one year interval one of your anniversary streams huh I realized that I know right and blew my mind sue and I'm the character that originally did it anyway so this was crap some dumb it doesn't matter to me unless I get spend more time talking your direction I'm c0 so we need to make the first little good in the games forcing me to let zero go with one of you guys over the weekend because of course it is I [Music] really don't care enough about whatever you do anyway I'm sure I'll gently just generically go over well or something anyway so I'm going to go like I don't know practice my piano or get some lunch or use the bathroom or something play back what I'm actually supposed to be involved again so first of all right mouse keys are so happy with her breasts have you even asked yet do you guys actually any good at nothing whatsoever that's not true you're an excellent friend the best friend I've ever had also probably my only friend but a great friend first and foremost yeah I can't imagine my life without you being a supporting role in my life from a distance is mult analyzing the clothes but far enough to remain what anyone with my eyes can see as a friend [Music] actually I need to go to I need to hit up a hardware shop on the way home why is that my ceiling is just one of those acoustic drop tile ceilings that can't actually support my anyway I need to demolish it and expose the trusses above it and rebuild the drywall ceiling with some new structural beams as the framework behind it then I need to paint it to match the previous color of the room which also means I need to put down a tarp over everything to make sure none of my stuff gets paint on it actually I need to do that first I'm going doing the demolition work wait that's right first I need to permit all of this and then send it to do that and your contract engineer did the load calculations the plan and sign-off from the city's approval and that's assuming the authority having jurisdiction doesn't return the plan to cotton with comments they're required to be addressed before they approve the plans darn it why did I think about either six months ago may I point out that you've put far more thought into this the proposition that I anticipated you would yeah you're talking about it so much that's almost like you were written by someone whose job is in that field Crono learning we're learning more and more each day [Music] I'm gonna keep my appointment now Oh [Laughter] was there some sort of alternative well I could of course just get a tiny bit of validation I mean cream from the object of my affection forget about my appointment entirely no you're right the first options less work here how about this I'll loan you a transition that way give me just wipe through all that and be done while the rest of us go do all the other whatever the hell it is we need to do for the festival thing nak I've been saving my transitions up for a while we could probably all do this prep stuff right now I don't even let you still have time for the appointment tonight I'll even ask Monica if we can use transition just to make the festival happen in like a couple hours or something I'm still uh turley mystified by how exactly time it iterates itself in our universe and it's absolutely no sense yeah but it's really damn convenient I'll pay you back next week cool that's fun with the whole process Oh am i Radek could you like email Monica and make some bamboozle festival with her or something I think we know what we're doing for the festival and since we haven't I've never discussed it but that shouldn't matter just fine whatever on all of them so uh anyway we doing for this festival thing uh uh poetry reading yeah I can't possibly go wrong I like make some cupcakes or something I suppose I could holy [ __ ] I forgot about the cupcakes haul ass in front of the room behind the chair cupcakes Desmond saying that this entire time it's not the least jacked-up looking one in the tray I'd ever see the angrily shop most of them into my face hole all the parts I missed the said face face hole splats off on the other cupcakes and the desk they're on it's pretty awesome being nearly 18,000 years old anyway you were saying yes as I was saying I suppose I could add to the atmosphere in the space because Yuri flips her hair back for dramatic effect I love atmosphere yeah what matters be cool pardon that's what you mean right oh but suppose he could do that as well I like that but I was literally referring to the gaseous atmosphere all around us the air in here is quite stale and like to completely remove it or replace it with a superior atmosphere nah see quietly walks over to a window and pulls it open I suppose that could do yes thank you for replacing the atmosphere for me not ski huh Oh what the window I'm sorry I just farted what what are we talking about I now have dual reasons to utilize my aromatherapy kit so quick you idiot think of a way to hang out all of these cute girls over the weekend so you can actually have something to do for what ah I can't think of anything for you to do oh you're gonna screw this I'm too just like everything else you're [ __ ] useless to for life huh I mean Monica and I or II have the pamphlets cover and we've just got over each thing you two are going to do after all I know these would be the final moments I live in a routine just like I always do with every single thing I've ever done Alexis ah so it sounds like we pretty much have everything covered ah my uses black hole but importance you can't accomplish anything I ain't meeting it up I believe please I felt that you were cute girl ah you could help someone over the weekend right yes that's a fantastic idea that way we have something to accomplish yeah don't be useless for you to actually doing something good point oh okay uh bench thank you I was a bit worried about that yeah we know also bless you you do zero your internal monologue with screaming so loudly that we could hear from our current positions speaking of which before we go any further oh my god I'm not cute I can't believe I'm even remotely cute for any reason whatsoever I can't possibly understand why he's so stupid that may say you're being cute besides have you seen the size of these things I'm not careful I could suffocate some with I could suffocate someone with these I can personally attest of this danger for the record I said I was sorry oh well then I guess I have to pick someone to go away for the weekend right so are these other options even work what happens if we click Monica so I have a hypothetical question for you guys concerning a friend zero does this concern Monica yeah okay shoot what if I wanted to spend some time helping her out over the weekend she helps us by writing this club after all and that's a lot of time and effort to run seriously you guys don't see the expense sheets for this club it's insane no no how we go through so much paper in a week but it calls the summer between the annual GTB of Finland and Bangladesh anyway what if I wanted to spend some time with her isn't the point of this to help out one of those for the project and not to spend time with us I agree though that is immediately a happily coincidental benefit in any event are we correct interpreting this means do you wish to go with Monica for the weekend well yes they both burst out laughing oh thank you I needed that yeah holy crap there Eddie keep a straight face through that I'll be more upset with your derision if I hadn't preface this whole question with this being a hypothetical question last negating its entire purpose voicecrack truthfully I'd be okay hanging out with her for the weekend but since she left already I'm going she doesn't want to do anything anyway presumably yes further I cannot imagine any ways of contacting her outside of physically occupying the same approximate location as their simultaneously nope nothing like cell phone to me yelling out really loudly a nobody here is there anything like that plus who's required to make the decision with this arbitrarily short time frame and we have no way of contact on any matter whatsoever and since changing plans on people have you agreed to stuff as a horrific nightmare then no one's saying we never want to deal with I'm sure she'll understand you've decided on this without her involvement or opinion besides I can't imagine Monica ever really wanting to hang out with me for any reasons I'm sure we've got a totally ignore Oh welcome mr. potato that's what why would you click to say or should I save here - I already got that say it would be fine um do you guys think if I were to suddenly be capable being concerned for the well-being of my best friend and then wanna do everything I could to help her over the time of need excluding using helping her over the weekend with the project was used to go talk to her well I'd say that's really cool of you dude displays a good character on your part damn it does again do that then man this notarization thing really is unconvenient oh I'm inclined to agree it's quite difficult to work through I feel bad for you zero at least for us we slowly become less two-dimensional and tropi as time goes on you want you want us to like comforter for you or something yes we could take some time to visit ourselves and hopefully improve her mood uh comfort and visit her own oh if you do visiting her and sexting her up it's going to really improve her mood or not now like that dumbass purely as friends checking on her mute on her mental status and well-being nope being no copulation intended that's okay she's probably just being a dummy as usual and that's all perfectly normal behavior doesn't warrant concern I'll just crowbar a meeting with her at her place between now and uh whatever the hell this I'm doing at this project okay enough screwing around on the actual choices here I say unconvenient my bud you already knew I was going with URI oh now I feel bad I'm sorry toward you it's okay we're gonna have to go down URIs anyway because I'm pretty sure Corona wants us to save cuz we're gonna look at both their routes I like food great Lamine at your place easier kitchen what why because of my dad's new bring a boy in the house you'll assume you're there to help put a bun in the oven are there figuratively or literally if it's the former you'll kill two birds with one stone and beat you to death using me as the club and if it's the latter you'll piss me off wasting money on baking supplies and we can't afford it our air bill this month and then go back to physical violence option anyway so meet at my place he said yep I'll bring Lily everything else necessaries I don't trust you to actually do it right yourself okay that's not fair you're okay with going to get stuff for the cupcakes ahead of time then I thought you said we were baking a toy yeah we're baking cupcakes zero weight baking is how cupcakes are made I'm just going to bring literally everything else necessary you at least have an oven - bacon right wait Alvin zor-el things are baked look cut me some slack I already have to use my dishwasher for three different things I mostly use my oven that's a clothes dryer that reminds me make sure to ask before you open the dishwasher that's a callback joke is it not oh yeah are you insure the player has seen the first part of this brick joke he has not no it is unique to my exclusive scene it's okay I've seen it that I understand the joke I've seen your exclusive scene see this is why I ask as what I have been establishing you viewed my poetry exclusive seen him has played through zero zone zero has only two rooms in this house neither of them is a bathroom as a direct result use the dishwasher as a combination of dish washer dryer and toilet due to this I forgot to persist in that variable oh okay thanks is a second that frog Gary my pleasure okay it's lab being the case now here my name is a choice for a who to spend time with yeah did the MC ask if you could be with me to spend time with correct oh my god finally zero what do wait I'm not doing anything with you Monica what yeah now is he going to show me what an ovens actually supposed to be used for but you chose me well yeah but you burn in the room at the time in order to commit it to something can't possibly disappoint people only someone know by changing my plans of them or anything yeah this is something i total [ __ ] would want to do and have a sudra telogen enough to inherently know that Monica I apologize my mistake I am eventually going to use this as an excuse to do utterly reprehensible and completely unjustifiable things to all of you due to a flawed perception of myself as inherently superior to anyone else here especially given that is demonstratively proven in the course of the regular game that larly anyone else here could be superior and more developed as a character like I am if only I didn't whip that chance away from them personally well at least you're honest about how much of a monster you become yeah that's apparently good enough for my fan base it is I love you Monica so anyway my house yeah you say you want to go to the stuff right now the transitions yeah I suppose the both of you may have may proceed to have an enjoyable experience together alone oh I'm sorry I didn't uh damn it uh you know you guys could both come over like my house is some sort of maximum occupancy to sign pinned in front of the door or something since I took it down anyway I'm not gonna let the government tell me how many people file a fire code anyway so I'll just hurry the hell up and get the stuff done with already I mean hey guys started going out I don't want to like stop all over Ladd I think I've got your rooms in my place after all I'll just stick to the other one so you two can watch TV or read or whatever as couples do the other in the Laurel in Orono in a room uh one condition it's thought of if you do make a mess can you like clean it up hey what manner of copulation do you summarize our activities will consist of look I just got to cover my bases all right I already have to clean my dishwasher out like five times a day I don't want to add sterilizing I roam the list ooh speaking of which can I like claim the kitchen when you get back I've been in this room for the last 18 thousand years whatever stupid number Monica pulled out of her ass and I've really got to go yeah okay but you're definitely waiting it's like after after I get all the dishes I need first I'm curious is this merely excuse to cut down the amount of writing and coding the mod maker Heston needs to do no it's not just that my curiosity stated enough to not inquire any further I also agree cool oh gosh how much left them this mod is there I'm assuming from what I'm gathering I think we're getting close to the end ah why is the habla laughing you're gonna be doing two nights 0o so i am going to be doing this or another stream okay i just wanted to make sure i just wanted to make sure okay cuz i'll go for like another 20 minutes and then yeah we'll continue off next time where suddenly we're still knees standing outside of my house I'm guessing we all just walked here together after getting stuff or something I don't know also we're all still wearing our school uniforms some reason I don't feel particularly interested in asking why anyway here's got a bunch of art crap and now he's holding a bag that's larger than herself somehow not pictured art crap bag not ski yeah this one's my house oh wait this is your domicile yeah what didn't know it or something yeah previously you had mentioned that there are presently only two rooms correct yeah the basement is not one of them visit now through the old one out someone had a bunch of bodies in the foundation and they wanted to bother dealing with Oh God how do you throw a basement out those car I was going to get a new one I just haven't had it yet oh you were already aware that is a relief then that means that my only particular issue regarding your abode is that it starkly indicates her significantly lower class status than my own I suppose I could avoid referencing this enormous disparity why I merely referred to it as quaint and avoid commit commenting on it further cool anyway I went ahead in barely hi what was that about the basement I shall recount the details at a later time thank you oh you just missed Yuri implying but she had bodies in our basement as soon as we get inside now she breezes by me and shoves our bag into my chest oh I immediately drop to the ground because I'm that bum that pathetic oh geez would you do throat if black holes just happened to have lying around what you thought was joking when I said I was gonna bring everything that we need there's mugs like inside the bag already told you I have an oven yeah well that would be the first time someone said that to me and been wrong anyway I'm gonna start setting up in here this might get loud hmm particularly low noises are very conductive to activities which require generating lines that specifically require a lack of similarity to cook pasta some I request I assemble in an area which would be distinctly of devoid of a background ambience resembling a jackhammer on a chalkboard I'm going to nod my head and agree to whoever you just said before you make the other half of my brain start to bleed perfect I'll immediately proceed to rifle through your personal effects on the left alone yeah and I'm gonna start turning not food into food here cool so ah wait would I agree to hope again oh wait I was like it started I'll say always been acting lately all right bear going right keep forgetting not that well-developed so instead I just spent the last hour and half standing in the spot just watching some anime on my phone heard I'm have lurking the stream and why does not he have boobs Monica gave them to her to stop her argument was not skied the AH stop masking URIs argument Monica gave not ski boobs the taste in anime sucks by the way yes thank you for your opinion it was so necessary no problem all right now then Burnaby made sure I don't have any time left to go see say Cory where was I hey not ski yeah the person I agreed to help yes dumbass it's me cool give me a lot bug for us I've been looking forward to it oh my god what would you ever look forward to doing something and having fun with me it's not like I'm cute or something which I definitely am NOT anyway cool don't leave this thing over here wait what sing this baking thing idiot oh yeah right I know how to do that good I'm an expert at baking after all it's a trait that would make me a great domestic partner cool the company's really really good I know right wait okay with that compliment but me calling you cute oh my god everybody call me cute why would you do shut up well is it done yet Jesus there you go you had to take a swig of water oh my bad go on Thanks where I was no right hey is problematic oh wow I'm sorry I cut you offer to close the end there yeah well happens yeah whoops anyway where was oh right well bad I've repeatedly stabbed over the course of May to drag that class myself as cute but yeah lightly for praising my greatness and essentially where should with me to help get on my good side though do much of that to quickly makes me uncomfortable in addition I do like some playful banter in teasing as long as you're into it as well already enough real desertion for my Austrian friends and my shitty dad Baca Baca rawr I could get back to making these things sure I stopped listening to some time for my last line I'm almost done making the cupcakes wait what how zero what the hell are you doing making cupcakes no you sent the oven to broil then show the stack of styrofoam cups into it making cupcake exactly I'm making cupcakes [Music] Haley asked what your reasoning is well you said the oven is what's used to make these right so I took the ingredients and put them in the oven feel like I should point out this thing the oven on like that is the only way I have acted yet I have to heat my house okay here's what we're gonna do she reaches into her enormous sack and I have really where mental image my head now an enormous sack I'll just I'll talk about that dude hurry up and finish narrating already right right sorry she reaches into her enormous sack and roast coin first moment the scrotum goddamnit now I can't stop thinking about it whatever else she gets the thing it gives it me this is going to be the permission pan okay my pictures permission package cool I both love it and cannot comprehend it already anyway since you're helping me now tell me I want you to assume you have permission to do something on your own if you're holding it got it sure awesome one second Oh nos giver cease to whip the pan out the nearest window now that that is out of the way here let me make the better the batter start baking some flour sure here you go some flour I haven't even seen yep I can tell what the jokes gonna be by the spelling I proceeded to hang on to keep some flour picture some flour okay seriously do you understand what we're doing here I don't even know what the basic ingredients that make up food are or with it or where they came by they they come from can I like call your parents for you really quick I'm pretty sure this is more their fault than yours wait what parents your parents dumbass you know the people Co who combined genetic material to make you speaking of which I'm really hoping it's that and now that you just have the way you have you have way the hell too much light in the water I've already mixed I already mixed in water I need it I'm not about to start over no I meant I don't have parents Oh Jim sorry I didn't mean to bring it up never happened to them no no isn't I've never had parents wait [ __ ] what yeah no one's as parents you have to ask the other girls why they don't have any other United in one neighborhood I just didn't want to have extra I just want to have any strenuous characters in my life so I turn them down [ __ ] none of us have parents my dad's a vague off-screen [ __ ] [ __ ] you too then what dad why are you here and just said off-screen for a reason because [ __ ] you that's why get out of here that's what that many direct impact on the story cool great I'm going to immediately [ __ ] off and yell obscenities at whoever whoever arted me into existence baka baka [ __ ] off [ __ ] love you sweetheart see if I even knew that not having parents is an option I probably have had the [ __ ] problems I've I'm gonna be swearing like every sense now I just know it all right look I'm beyond done with all this now shut the [ __ ] stop interrupting me and just do what I say without question or disobedience okay yeah sure good close your eyes for a second okay Oh what happened your clothes are missing visit mama without question all right sorry shove my finger into that open can of drywall putty okay now what hold me up against the wall okay heat the putty off my finger okay all right we're done now that I'm done is starting my dominance go like rinse that crap out of your mouth let me just do the rest of this all right don't what this crap you kept believing Gary and I alone for a while yeah sure she probably can find a way to move the plot along anyway sweet totally anything the [ __ ] else that doesn't involve us for a bit okay bored now Oh huh what now say always doing nice a check on her yeah I should do that is it really hard to motivate myself to do literally anything productive without a girl directly in front of me I'll go see her after a check up on my anime a bit again and after my battery died I head outside [Music] don't

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Views: 38,856

Rating: 4.9846549 out of 5

Keywords: DDLC, Doki Doki Literature Club, Sayori, Monika, Natsuki, Yuri, Zero, DDLCMods, AfroZer0, DDLC Mod, Doki Doki Literature Club Mod, DDLC Abridged

Id: 0YMOJUViqNU

Length: 33min 16sec (1996 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 06 2019