BOOKS ARE DANGEROUS! | DDLC Abridged - Part 2

generic response that acknowledges the previous cedar like specifics concerning said zine okay no right it's crazy that you managed to totally blow with I'm not defining a variable for this it's almost like we're just blindly barreling along towards a railroaded tragedy and that none of our choice of decision here really matter okay so I feel like that's a sign telling me to load my state and go back to the game and get a different scene cuz I don't think I think that's a sign to show that nothing else is changing down santori's route I feel like this is where I go and try to get another poem because it says not defining that and she's saying it's like your choices don't really matter so it's like is this where I go and make another poem yeah that was the end of the specific scene yeah absolutely I feel like that was the end of the specific one yeah go ahead okay oh you taking my advice on scape something back to this place again one fun personally I want to go through this stupid awful unfair in spit utter waste of [ __ ] I want to get through this as few times as possible here's something help hurry this along [Music] [Laughter] that's funny I love this all right so we got say arias let's go with Nazca what how we say ory wedding oh I know I've seen this one before it goddammit come on not Sookie come on not Sookie okay it's almost there no let's say ory it could be not skier URI well go with the not skier URIs that's gonna be our best bet okay not ski okay she's a head I know I've seen this one before protip for now ski go for only four letters first word incredibly incredibly bubbly or Q is not ski okay I think we're winning though I think we got this say always catch a golf I don't like that incredibly bubbly and one syllable okay okay there's one syllable okay not ski it's only got four letters okay incredibly bubbly cute word pet that's odd ski like I say or each other's chosen protagonist [ __ ] [ __ ] okay you shut up no phase what wait did I [ __ ] up didn't say or II win no she didn't okay yeah that's cuz that's the same scene no wait come on the poem game cool in that case help me put this manga on the top shelf of the closet wait you're really short would you want to put it on the top shop that is a good point I never thought of that why does she want to put it on the top shelf yeah that never made sense yeah well she is short why does she want them on the top shelf honestly everyone in this club is pretty short why do you want to put anything on the top shelf [Music] well actually well actually apparently Monica can reach the top shelf so I don't yeah wise not to keep putting things on the top shelf anyway I'm like god I can't believe just insane wait I'm short I'm just petite but totally not in a cute way and a perfect came up doing things like people that are taller than myself can do anyway I don't go put it on the top shelf myself Monica throws them into the Sun really wish she cut that out that's expensive after all not sure but then maybe my why my overly strict father takes issue me reading it so much that er because I've had to repeat this to get last year of high school five times already wait really how old are you well if you're a capable of basic math you know them 23 not stupid like you are just don't give enough of a [ __ ] to graduate oh wait they're actually not a lowly woo less creepy for finding you funny cute and attractive now oh my god would you even say I'm not cute buying to compete with measurement I hate you and everything you stand for but seriously I think I'm attractive Thanks I hate it baka baka are anyway her need some manga now yeah sure cool everyone else's spits I'm here in our hatch manga No so what are you reading anyway perf a girls it's about it sounds male as hell just because it plays a particular aesthetic doesn't mean it's not worthwhile no not the genre I mean like we die from the Three Stooges that's why I capital his name back there Oh sounds Mosel it sounds Noel sorry yeah it's mo of course I hate when those books are mo as hell why did you ruin this for me I can't unsee it now she's gotta catch em all v dlc ruin forever zero didn't already know this what kind of streamer are you a bad one I never claimed to be good at this I don't know why you people watch me the title sounds like something you see on a title card to the start of one of those shorts okay I know I've been half-heartedly calling you stupid this whole time but I'm being totally serious when I say that's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard so good top of the whole dense thing Thanks I tried well then try not to look for the Monica goatee then guys I had the Monica come to you anyway I'm gonna read this thing now sure [Music] time passes so what do you think so far well to be on it gosh I sure would love to share opinions with someone I actually capable of having unique ideas and emotions if only there was some way to what the hell get out of here I'm almost done fine anyway you were saying right I actually have no idea everything went black in time past or something I don't think I actually saw a single thing from it are you kidding me with this right now I go out of my way to my favorite URI manga just for you and you gave me a bother to look at it I know it was the URI manga wait URI you mean the jogger do you mean the person first one then the other eventually it's both oh well my point is that you have known that it was URI about Gary you bother to pay attention she's reading your he about URI I can't believe you couldn't guess was gonna have Jerry in it but I was the most URI sounding thing ever pardon may I ask what my moniker is being stated and it was reiterated so often here nos he was trying to show me her URI URI oh really you never informed me that that was the nature of your mom she's talking about your he's like Oh God well you can well you kept spitting on me afore I got the word manga I never got the chance to finish I'm so sorry for discharging on your Natsuki I never knew it's okay at least yours make me smell like tea for the rest of the day oh I don't exactly say or eats but it's right I accept your apology arey thank you not ski not ski may I inquire about something what are your plans after club oh I might wish to give manga another chance with you you promised actually read something that put out in front of you absolutely wait what about me what about you I supposed to be the target of everyone's lust and affections or something what just because the only boy here or something yeah sorry I'm looking for something more than just a thing to put between my legs zero I'm done Yuri long enough that I know she's a sweet caring person who also isn't a goddamn [ __ ] and I hope she's willing to give me a chance okay we're moving on before you two start openly scissoring in class Oh like a group dress like a group craft project or something cool I love scissoring in fact let's all pile together and just start scissoring away wait except for you zero I don't think you're actually able to scissor with us you just don't have the right Anatomy know what you're talking about [Music] you know never since the noodle incident where you lost both your hands what sorry about that again by the way oh I was wanting to ask but didn't leave that much of a [ __ ] no that's alright actually not as difficult to live with as you think anyway the rest of it cuz they're sitting together right now oh I don't forget glowing things together we make a sticky mess or something let me just see some more I feel the need to ask what you actually comprehend but you're implying say or Thank You Yuri cuz I'm confused too we're moving on now it's going by bike I'm going to keep on repeating variations of the word scissor it says somebody stops me somebody stopped her yeah honestly this entire bond is just a jump rope to see if I get [ __ ] monetized if this video ends up actually getting monetized I'll be surprised you're welcome sister no if it gets monetized that YouTube is very nice ok last time this is a Yuri word it's this so good only dead people use this word holy [ __ ] really how kiddo have to be not here Yuri Yuri or say Ari that's not ski ok there's like 47 lighters crap Yuri dead people in 47 letters okay all these dead people use this word won't be mean Chad tell me will I also be shut up jack who asked you who did why don't you listen to me oh I got a donation fifteen dollars from near versus Mello something thank you for the donate $15 in one cent well you're too kind [Music] thank you for the donation though I appreciate it I hope you're enjoying this honestly they think this mods made me laugh more than the lost chapter has [Music] sometimes it's nice to just from take a break from playing serious mods and play a mob like this it's not totally [ __ ] post E but it's like it's actually telling jokes instead of just look at this funny meme on screen you know I can appreciate that dammit I'm not too sure if anyone else is here right now seriously the only one who hates how no separate visible was there and scream like I remember science class ever explaining why that is the thing in our world I'm always here when you want zero oh yeah I knew you'd be around I mean you don't actually the home or anything some guys you just sleep here or something I told you already I'm just waiting on the artist I'm like you actually want my house to have all the house things like hallways in a bathroom yeah I'll admit well we should have gone over those extras kinda tired of just falling into my kitchen my get up a breakfast you could be worse who's the dishwasher can also be a shower in the toilet so my gonna mix up what I'm using it for using a foreign accent or something which is to put it mildly a pain to clean up whenever I forget what I'm still not sure how exactly say or he gets by with just a bedroom I'm pretty sure you don't want to know anyway I was wanting to read a book I want to read a book today you know if you're you're interested in cozy reading a book fit with all manner of unwarranted verbosity together today absolutely specifically I'd love to do literally anything the results of me having unfiltered access to your face for extended periods of time without other questions or vocalizations from you zero no vocalizations I'd have assumed you have actively desired those since additional vibrations generally result in a greater degree of pleasure immense like a clock to the player without being interrupted Yuri oh my case no I'm good you're too Monica for me to consider it and anyway you're white actually wanted to act with Yuri you're doing anything right now well presently I am conversing with you is that what you were inquiring about oh that's a bug apparently I'll I was still worked out Oh wanted to see if you read a book with me yeah ii could you recenter yourself but can't turn my head to do so myself oh my apologies this is acceptable yeah I'm over at a t11 sorry I've been coding I know some of the things now [Laughter] good enough anyway can we like read a book now or something absolutely follow me after a few minutes preparation your and I've set up a couple desks to read a book together sitting almost on top of each other did somehow the least awkward position we can think of I'm glad you're okay with the green to read with me Yuri my voice cracked but don't thought I'll talk about it's part of the mod readings are so intimidating sometimes you never know what might happen it's good to have a backup I catch some sort of problem or accident or something you get what I mean right I'm unsure as to whether I do actually well I'll be honest I have a bit of fear of books my entire family was killed in a tragic book killed his family ate him fatal my mother was reading a scary book at the same time as my father's researching a travel guide to Wales and he tried to pronounce the name of that one town with the horribly long name and and I'm glad was such an experiencer like you I'm sure I'll be able to get me through a book finally yeah I'm sure I'll be able to assist you yeah great I'm gonna have a great time growing through this book I mean so why isn't something really horrible like a story about a religious camp that gets turned into a human experiment prison and then it gets worse somehow like the people trapped they have this trait that turns into killing machines and longs for blood and then goes even further with that like the facility starts selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them too I know let's disturbing this book that absolutely is none of those things you just listed off okay time passes what so what do you think so far Walter bianna oh wait whoops sorry now it's gay it's okay sorry nothing wrong scene and after a while I really started getting into the book I really enjoyed reading with Yuri it's like a breath of fresh air be able to enjoy consuming books like this are you ready yeah to turn the page we've been here approximately 40 minutes already I prefer to move on to the third and fourth pages now oh I'm sorry I'm nearly done shouldn't be more than maybe five minutes you you cannot be serious please tell me you're merely attempting to play some particularly unrewarding prank on me or something I know I know I'm sorry everybody thinks it's the accident some of it behind my Ricci Hey I remember enjoying the last book I was reading before that I don't suppose you might have enjoyed [Music] [Laughter] I don't suppose invite if we found a copy of everybody boobs do you I never actually found out it really does it's just me is that an actual book yes that's what makes us funnier oh that reminds me everyone to ask you do you and it's so often do you forget to clean it out if you're out of your dish [Applause] I like how every joke this calls back Natsuki Sat as of this moment I shall no longer Express negative things be they thoughts emotions or bodily fluids on or towards you when you bring up the topic of manga you are no longer at the lowest bar of the club suite I was getting tired of my dad yelling at me for all the spit you want anything our do something then I would love nothing more sweet let's get tired of my dad yelling at me for not having any decent friends I wanna start dating again to an actual relationship then I would love nothing more sweet the entire to my dad yelling at me for spending someone's time doing nerd things like reading manga not developing a healthy relationship with someone wonderful that can make a beautiful grandchildren it's dead revealing I'm here what I found a loophole that previous statement excludes the possibility of ever giving him grandchildren wait what about me I believe you very clearly establish your status as a poor choice of partner well I'm unaware as to whether that extends to the eluded generic contributions you can make towards reproduction I'm rather confident staying with the answer that question is irrelevant ah translated pretty sure she said what about you 0o scene change okay we're going with the say or e1 wait say Oh everyone it's almost like we just blindly barreling along towards a railroad of tragedy and none of our choices or decisions here really matter yep really strange that alright well we're just going to share our poems now wait some of the other scenes like that thing with the cookie the whole point of that scene was to hook players into wondering how far the original game was willing to go with the stuff like I'll say are you physically hugs not ski thereby teasing them into stayin meanwhile in this mod I'm asking here you've already proposed to each other and I'm sure if you give them another ten minutes they'll be consummating the marriage well yeah duh that's why I liked it see how much further we can go now no who's this getting dumped on first ah who's going Monica I'll talk to Monica first no idea who won the poem game so I'll just get the answer spoon-fed to me to figure it out on my own hey Monica would you please say re wait what what about her she's the one who would admit when most appreciate your palm zero huh I haven't even shown it to you yet how could you know Monica rips the poem out of my hand proceeded to start reading it huh Oh strange somehow I stood here and watch to read my poem repeatedly for the last 17 thousand nine hundred eighty-four years there I've read it and I'm still right you believe me now I think I really have to go to the bathroom all of a sudden whenever you have to read my poem zero it's specifically regarding a particularly important realization I've had recently I'll admit it's a bit abstract compared to most poems so it may be difficult for you to pick up the subtext and implications Airport beep-boop accepting input get some reality if reality video game super Robert run and conspicuously went hard of player dot exe if player my equals mine Clegg Zulu kick like Zuzu run what the [ __ ] screw all these other hoes dot exe else run like a normal ass visual novel or something dot exe run clicking noises / narration of three hundred and forty four hours what is this exactly whoops Monaco vapour out of my hand how did I accidentally give you a page of my diary well did you mumble under your breath loudly enough of the narration picked up on it but I didn't die in a fire [Music] not-not-not you player I mean player they make zero whatever just move on already Danny how'd he do that how did me type that I mean tight player like that and the game didn't read it you know what I mean I know what you mean I don't know maybe there's probably a loophole sign out I mean I can use the bathroom now no who's my next victim of a drive-by wording oh um huh then realize both knocking Yuri we're over here I can hardly fathom how long I ignored your presence without realizing how much of us mistake that is it's okay never knew you're such a wonderful person I just love being around you Oh better now they've just shared their poems with each other further they clearly liked each other's poems a lot and want to see more poetry from each other it's so cause he's such enthusiasm of my fellow call members or this in hate activity Wow you guys supposed to be really good if you're responsible I'm here to make it was to make out with each other anyway cuz your poems you know not ski guys are finished anyway Oh Cronos said you couldn't type the command in check yes we'll continue this critique later okay well whatever can we just hurry this up then give me your damn poem or whatever already sure well mines good enough that you're willing to start making out with me too oh [ __ ] you're it gives out weird gifts right now they're pretty useful point taken oh my god just make a knife plan I can't believe you no no no that was totally unintentional I wasn't on purpose why should I believe that well ah well help here dude assuming direct control I have reason to believe that not even the developer realize it was a pond until after a proofreader pointed it out Oh wow that was that felt exactly the same as the rest of my life since being remotely controlled by others isn't exactly new to me anyway please read this sure true story so hey I figured it was a true story bro no put that down then someone was like this is a pun Oh little story music junior as their Oh etes-vous told you guys are not professional I thought you said you wasn't done eating a little bit a little bit I wasn't finished like I was I'm just eating a bit more alright uh okay what do you mean just okay yes uh okay what do you mean just okay yes okay what do you mean just okay yes okay what do you mean just okay god dammit again okay wait Diablo says I think eating in the middle of this model probably required in the future oh god what's gonna happen No what the crap huh here Rainer poem while I go figure out where I just put her I tried blah blah everything sucks because of course it does where did you did you understand it that guy was a real one that's weird I'm sorry I'm eating rice and beans well I don't you understand it okay yeah was it cute no good nazi subs off in a way that I describe as cute but I'm pretty sure I shouldn't express that at all right now hi gently fold up her pole place it on her desk and walk away slowly who's gonna yell at me this time hey zero no stop it bad character bad no no wait let me explain Oh Monica perceives the snacks they are in the head with a rolled-up newspaper not pictured newspaper say or does the eat no I think it was probably her smack in a reduced paper because that's you do to a dog cuz he said bad so I think it's what you do to a dog that's what she's slapping her I wasn't doing anything I swear uh-huh sure yeah see Kronos like I no idea what mean you mad I'm pretty sure he just did it because that's what you do to a dog we decide no bad you smack him on the newspaper yeah you avoided all honest like I said I like this mob the most cuz like they're not just like other [ __ ] post mods or these thro memes and they're like look it's funny like attack our lost chapter actually we kind of made some jokes with the writing some of it obviously some of them were just means but it's like some of those actual like jokes and the writing the surmise are when I played comedy club which makes sense considering I'm pretty sure he helped with comedy club that was actually pretty mean oh please you do remember how I essentially bullied and fundamentally altered her into killing herself in the original game right oh right this kind of seems a it's kind of seems day in comparison oh yeah oh he got my appointment later I need to hurry this along you mean the killing yourself thing you've scheduled that as an appointment yeah no they don't to miss it thanks Monica she's like yeah so anyway what you look at the bone oh whoops I'm actually ready yet hmm Oh for okay now can I ask you what you think I don't get it why is this just a picture of very naked except even more posture than usual [Music] that's supposed to be do dummy like after you finish developing and play oh that's not the nicest and creepiest thing you've ever done in my present zero thank you here read my poem I figure out whether I should save this or burn it and Lily wrote this about three seconds ago well there aren't any therapists in this universe so I guess it's the clothes thing I haven't being able to confront my own crippling issues of self-worth as well as dealing with the unrequited love I harbor every day for my next door neighbor who I've somehow convinced to join the club with me because I'm lonely in here for him lalala I'm always happy and stuff except when I'm not a particularly when I'm a lot when I'm when I'm a lot of love I can't read oh that is eluding I'm [ __ ] I'm alluding to it in something they revealed away I still want breakfast no looting dumbass hey I know it's my name tag but doesn't me it's my real name guys so what do you think I don't get it like whatever you're trying to say with this is completely beyond me up no idea what any of this means apologizes joking Thanks I almost forgot about my appointment later Oh God who's going to oh alright there's only one option left as I approach your heed I notice she's writing something in a notebook at that exact moment the incredibly intelligent but strangely aloof heroine discover something new about herself something she's long suspected but never a long way to confirm until now but there was no way to deny what was in her heart and what she knew to be true try as she might the tall young purple hair tea expert could all agree nigh the destiny of the blade before her nor the rush of feelings swelling within her abundant posture no that's hard the dark word there must be a more appropriate word for breasts that still remains the poetry short angel poetry but does not invoke any thoughts of men of mummeries well they're not immediately at least regardless the incredibly confident it's appium and supremely [ __ ] confident heroine can all get an idea infallible staring of emotions within herself and there's absolutely no denying the strangely pink forest directly front of her face as she held the Duchess's legs apart oh hey what are you writing Oh what what are you referring to whatever you're writing down in your notebook it sounds like it's some sort of fantastical self answer coming out of Rogers that's got a stand that's a stand in for Nazi as well I mean I wouldn't know personally some of the carpet matches the drapes yes also yes ah the carpet matches the drapes cool can I read it I'll send you an advance copy once I hear back from my publisher neat anyway under the poem thing now sure I hand her might hold so what do you think uh the abstract constructions present within your form it's Horner suggestive of state of mind or in an utter neutrally in relation to any particular styling attempts to impress ones such as myself we're at the forefront of your concern excuse me um I would liken it to being as thought as a city compass calm patrolled or dedicated effort to ensuring their weekly report was more interesting than usual what it doesn't appear to have been written by a narcoleptic dorado I don't even it's not particularly offensive anything else it's merely okay thank you my pleasure if would you like to read my poem now yeah whatever what this is your poem no heavens no I'm merely trying to demonstrate my process of generating a poem observe she flips the book over to some random page there are a bunch of words struck through it through in it what what is this we never I generate poetry I've referenced a specific instance of this is a source it is my collective word pool I intentionally disallow myself from ever reusing a word that I've already previously utilized in a poem ergo I am most certainly making full use of the English language as was intended wait are we speaking Japanese right now we live in Japan no we live in Japan but speaks whenever language the translator is getting paid to work in which is also why they're underpaid and should definitely get a bigger bonus this year for all the hard work they put in I agree on this point boldly as - I believe the translators deserve more substantial compensation than they've so far I've been given also when the kid guys was bill yeah but this bill time when we go to the bathroom seriously no other companies forced me to track my shedding time so closely I agree that's absurd further the hawser explains the joke it should most certainly include dental as an option anyway the stupid characters are not lying to me - salt box on here's her [ __ ] poem side note it was absurd to translate you're not gonna try are you does the third line say suffusing got that one right Kelpie Kelpie some everything's just random waters wait who's the joke is the exact same poem as her normal one is it the exact same what was literally everywhere I can replace about thesaurus yeah was I was like wait a minute I quiver kids instead of i flicker back [Music] no you didn't if I can reword at everything with synonyms with thesaurus [Music] may inquire as to your increase of compression do you dislike it that much oh god has it perhaps put you in a stupor of all in one day zero I'd really bore some impetus to your thoughts and feelings in my poetry if it's us pretty sure pretty sure it's not possible Yuri but why is that so I'm fairly certain the zero here is having a stroke I taste I taste key lime pie huh Yuri please be more careful next time Oh [Music]

Channel: AfroZer0

Views: 81,304

Keywords: DDLC, Doki Doki Literature Club, Sayori, Monika, Natsuki, Yuri, Zero, DDLCMods, AfroZer0, DDLC Mod, Doki Doki Literature Club Mod, DDLC Abridged

Id: gMEZqnpS1rs

Length: 42min 2sec (2522 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 05 2019