Nancy Drew and the Jermaphobic Journey

he steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flies hail to the shut up next drew i'm not going right into another nancy drew game guys no i'm not done streaming but i'm not going into nancy drew not going right into the next nancy drew game just proves that you're not really part of the drew crew that's not even true though that's not true that's not that's not true i am part of the drew crew i'm i originated drew crew well i mean i i didn't but i did but i didn't i was part of the i was in the same room as the drew crew origination do the jump king dlc no i i get i got to chill i there we go all right good so that was i don't want to know what these are so i don't know what this one is this is 15 by 15 let's go get fucking get pumped up to and relax and like go to sleep dogs do dos games yeah i'm not set up for that though that's gonna take even more time i probably will just open up nancy drew episode fucking 34. no i can't i can't do that oh my god i'm gonna do it alright alright alright alright stop what is it nancy true the secret of the old clock the place the road to titusville where we find nancy drew behind the wheel of a blue roadster pondering this question what was the question what was the question what was the question what was the question the year 1930 the place the road to titusville where we find nancy drew behind the wheel of a blue roadster pondering this question why did emily crandall a girl whom nancy knows only through their mutual friend helen corning what what's the question god damn it nancy hold on why is this happening to me all right wait a second can i capture this like its own window why was it this won't work oh my fucking god just play i can't no i'm not playing jump king that i'm not gonna get stuffed into a corner and play the dlc of jump king and like poo my pants that's not gonna happen no no no no no clock the clock nancy drew in the mystery of the fucking grandfather clock here we go the year 1930 the place the road to titusville where we find nancy drew behind the wheel of him where is it give it to me wrong got it no i don't wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i got it this actually will work we're doing i'm just going to capture my entire fucking computer who cares hold on let me just take everything that's on the desktop and stuff it into a fucking folder all right everything's going into a folder i don't even know what this stuff is but like i have there's like a bank statement on my fucking desktop hold on wait a second like like my credit card inflows right here wait just let me just hold on all right here we go if this doesn't work then i'm gonna quit streaming why is oh my god i'm gonna fucking paint my pants on camera i swear to god [Music] oh my fucking god i hate computers [Music] you gotta be shitting me [Music] i can't play it in that fucking shitty little window guys and i can't even fix it because i have to nice resolution i'm just installing another one nancy drew secrets can kill all right is this one going to get captured it's this is the same thing as the last why is secrets of the old clock capturable now the game fucking crashed nate's hi i'm nancy drew this is my center of operations my desk go ahead and poke around if you want to know the particulars of how i do what i do take a look at the what it's there it's there it's there it's there it's real helpful especially if you're new to the mystery solving shut up excuse what excuse me giant you excuse excuse me giant human person if you think you're ready to dive into that mystery just click on the plane ticket and you'll be on your way okay let's see uh a student named jake rogers was killed at a high school last week what an undercover detective by the name of beach asked aunt luis eloise if i could go undercover to investigate the murder i'm posing as a new student to see what the other kids may know about jake and his untimely end posing as a new student wait how old am i check out how to be a detective kind of close the book what the fuck man okay hi i'm nancy shut up okay give me the plane ticket put down the book put the book down put the book down nancy put the book down how do i put down the book seems a student named jake rogers was murdered at the high school last week and an undercover police detective wants me to pose as a student to search for any leads at the school so it's undercover i go i'm calling this case secrets can kill love nancy [Music] uh all right what is going on here [Music] no that's not that's incorrect all right now i hate these types of puzzles yeah they they're they're they're they they're sorry i'm keeping it together all right all right all right now i gotta get this i'm gonna have an aneurism find this oh you're fine don't worry [Music] oh i know it's easy but like i'm fucking so done you keep trying to solve it [Music] i'm about to i'm about to just hold the power button on my computer i'm about to hold the power button on the computer and just tell me tomorrow i'm about to hold the power [Music] button i know i look it's like the streamer curse okay if i was lying in bed doing this i could probably do this in five seconds i need some leads and you're my man woman teen student whatever i'll be at maxine's diner come see me when you found out anything all contact should be through me can do so what's our cover our what um our cover who should i say you are if anyone sees us and asks oh right uh i'll be your uncle uncle steve i gotta go now if you need anything else come see me at maxine's i'm wearing glasses and a green striped shirt so i'm pretending to be a high schooler and this guy's pretending to be my uncle tell me about the tell me about paseo del mar high it's a great school good teachers nice students lots of after school activities it's just too bad what happened what happened he pretending to be one of the students was murdered in the school last week we're all pretending to be students and we're all just detectives i don't have enough money what i can't play barnacle blast are you serious out of order what things cost money holy shit you did he's just kind of whoa a new girl at school do you realize what destiny has brought you today yours truly hector sanchez seriously the manatees are a great team at a great school everyone is cool except for a few punks like jake rogers jake rogers is that the i knew jake but i didn't hang out with him died sorry can't talk now i gotta go to practice later uh [Music] you name dropped the only person who died yeah this school is pretty cool except jake robert jake roberts sucks i hate him oh okay you know he he's dead oh yeah well welcome to the school what can you tell me about daryl gray he seems like a cool guy this family used to sponsor the annual football awards dinner until last year you know he's the one who found jake's body wait what hold on i'm so lost right now he knows he knows that he's that this this this guy's dead he talked about how much he's like he sucks and now he's like oh yeah that's where the body was i'll talk to you later that's the answer yeah this is a psychopath you like checked every box of are you a psychopath or not e v i f o r e z e e r h t e g a p k o o b y r t c z m n m c z m n j k o o l k m o t e m i don't know uh b f f a l e e u l k y k a a p i go to the doctor no now i can't do this you know okay when you when you go okay uh jeremy please cover one eye and do it and you cover one eye and you do it and then it's like oh do the other eye and it's like i can't it's all blurry you can't you can only do this once go to a doctor what are you talking about go to a doctor what are you talking about i'm fine all right please go to a doctor that shouldn't happen what do you what when i cover one eye and then i do i cover my knife long enough and i take my hand off that eye and i cover it it's it's like this eye that it was covered is all fucked up bro don't you have a hernia yeah it sucks okay i found a coin let's go get a drink oh the drink is not in the women's bathroom uh i want a i wish i could cool soda or should i get extra pop i think yeah cool so definitely i'm out of cash that is waste a quarter hi i'm connie you're not from around here are you usually paseo del mar high is really quiet and boring it's been totally out of control i want one of those where do i get fizz they don't have that here they don't sell that hey you brought that in from home no outside food or drink allowed i'm reporting you to the hall monitor one of the students was killed last week who was killed oh just this wannabe stud named jake rogers what do you mean jake rogers was a total treat nobody liked him what do you know about hulk sanchez he's a big jock on campus never dated him or anything why do we need that info your body have to say that i don't i don't need that info all right well we know that no let's go the teacher's lounge is off limits i'm going in i i i'm old enough to go in here i'm like 37. you're not supposed to go in there oops sorry blew my cover wait that was a shiny thing oh a quarter am i gonna softlock myself she did it i didn't do it she did she did it oh a quarter a murder was committed here everyone is very stressed out all right so we have a little we have a little bit of of actual human being here i heard about that some kid named jake oh yeah jake rogers was a dark soul he created a lot of trouble what do you mean a dark soul i'm behind in my studies and i must get back to the library of high school students paseo county police responded to a break-in at the drug station pharmacy on 80th street in the early morning hours yesterday whoever it was knew exactly what they were looking for they broke in the building through the back window took the drugs and were out for minutes according to the report several vials of hectinol were taken we were just lucky that noah the damage was done to the store what is hectonol why was there a coin in the a wait let's go this is pretty sick actually we needed to unwind after that slide puzzle yeah we needed a good unwind which in itself should be an unwind but it wasn't i can't believe i almost turned the power button off of my computer almost makes you forget that someone was murdered yeah actually as a detective i shouldn't be doing this shouldn't i have dusted this thing for fingerprints why wouldn't i look i wasn't even looking i looked away now i know why no one's made another version of this game because after five levels you're like all right this is i'm done i'm gonna sit up all right sit up sit up sit up sit up i'm starting to not care i have to care this is nice though yeah this is the taking a bath of video games what about the what about the guy that was murdered yeah i'll get to it i promise who what do you mean oh who i think his name i don't know his name you're coming down from the drugs all right fine you guys want me to test for it i will never mind i was too late i was gonna blow into my wiimote again yeah this is called uh drug test oh no oh i have to i have to like brush my teeth oh boy oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god this is a used wiimote i didn't clean it and i put it in my mouth like four times ah oh no no no and there's like there's like stuff on it oh fuck what happened you see this like oh be right back god damn it i have i hate that i hate it that's like oh ugh how far did i put it in my mouth it's cheetos i think that's somehow worse what you just said is worse i'm just thinking of some some like fucking kid with like cheeto covered hands always and never washed his hands no that's definitely a cigarette oh that's a cigarette stain that somebody's have room fucking cigarette fingers we did get we got the cool droopy picture though yeah but is that is that worth getting like was that worth getting like sick of red hepatitis i looked i licked the floor of a school bus once why can't i see you know like images you can hear why can i hear that story like a bunch of kids like lick the bottom of the school bus yeah i will no you won't loser yeah oh you did it gross i can i hear that image and the bus drivers are like shut the fuck up back there that's right just like hey you little bastards don't touch anything how dare you lick my bus you little shits oh okay i gotta pay attention can we give i'll give it up a little bit here and give the respect that's deserved to our school bus drivers the the amount of shit that they have to listen to and the amount of nonsense that they have to potentially put up with and they've got to pay attention they've got to make sure they get these these kids around safely that's a pretty that's that requires a little bit of that requires some applause because i am i cannot imagine me ever [Music] in any scenario where i would be able to pay attention and drive with this going on [Music] okay i have to go i have to get off at the next exit [Music] [Applause] stopped all right [Music] uh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] nope i ain't going there [Music] no no there's a stage where that goes too far and i don't want to take it there just go just go go go just go do the detective case i didn't pay much attention to jake i'm tired of talking about that loser i'll kill you with my bare teeth do you know how tanaka that dude is always studying he's a huge fan of mine real smart guy but i never understood why a brain like tanaka would hang out with slime like jake what the fuck al was a friend of jake let's just say i saw them talking together a lot i'm not into pushy girls do me a favor and bother someone else um just because of that i'm gonna drink a later i'm gonna drink a mountain dew just because of that dick what can you tell me about hal tanaka how's an exchange student who's all scholarships and study he's very intense about becoming a doctor how much ketchup can you drink in 10 seconds talk to you later he did what it took to make the grade even if it meant cheating to keep up his charade i'm talking about things other than me eric from high school remember me me and the guys just give you a hard time in english class sorry you're just an easy target i cannot see much to change remember uh jenny the great question we're married i now make over two hundred thousand dollars a year uh and i drive a really expensive car i guess something never changed how a loser that's catching up lol pathetic i made more money than you in the last like 14 days so um cool good luck not even true i can't i can't perpetuate that one that means that means i make like fucking 70 million dollars a year how much is how much is youtube.com user slash german 985 worth you can find the estimated website value for german 985 and us dollars what is it oh 102 billion dollars a hundred and two billion six hundred and fifty million dollars wow that's pretty good how much is amazon.com worth amazon.com okay amazon.com is worth four point eight billion dollars that's that's cool with me al store h2o thanks to the 250 speaking of you in college you've been approached by your college to come speak to students no i'm not even close hey guys welcome to the graduating class of 2012 and the man giving the speech today to congratulate you all is one of our alma mater you might have absolutely no fucking idea who this guy is he got popular by playing team fortress 2 and saying the word shpee over and over again and by getting his ass kicked by his one of his close friends who would get him to a point where he'd get so angry that he would start screaming the f word and he was recorded without his knowledge and uploaded to youtube here he is led in general that's where he got to start german 985 and the three people in the audience would be like i don't have a freaking red face hey hey everybody oh i don't feel so good i'm nervous hey everybody happy birthday keep asking me it's kingster congratulations everybody

Channel: 2ndJerma

Views: 152,452

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Id: oM0mzJ7RZn4

Length: 29min 16sec (1756 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 22 2021