Coin Game - The Arcade Killer

we're inventing new ways to sell out over here we'll be wanting some hiding spots raid song i'm just like i'm just an annoying guy at like the best buy that's at the fucking casio keyboard just turning it on and pressing buttons hey take a look at this keyboard we have over here yeah it's a good one it's got organs it's got every trumpet you could imagine it's got an amazing orchestra get out of the way but you're getting hands all over them i'll take it uh how about this look really tiny i don't want a face cam on i'm not a face cam streamer you guys already know that i only face came during horror games vr and when i have to eat burger king on stream predict with channel what do they why don't i can't even see what this is will germa what is it will germa beat dizzy bird will germa play dizzy bird as the first game well i can't i must i will now i i wasn't supposed to look well i don't have that information this is free well there's like this soda's in here and shit i don't know i thought this was a soda pop and like tonic machine i'm not looking i swear to god i have no idea what you're predicting and why are we giving these secret slime actions or predictions i mean it's kind of fun but that is fun keep doing it i've no i can't talk to anybody i this feels weird i don't like this this is freaking me out all right it stopped what happened i saw the purple will germa beat the first game within five tries i didn't know that's what was going on all right this should be a red mailbox right here [Music] i knew they were coming too go slower that made me so angry i got unreasonably angry you that's why the face game i don't like having on that beep was like that got me like that but he was fucking angry oh i remember this shit the ball comes and spins around and it's like just it's children's roulette i remember this oh i was so addicted to this i did white every single fucking time and maybe once a birthday party would come up and it wouldn't be me that got it i would pick white for like an hour straight and then like little timmy comes over and picks white once and he wins the whole thing and i just sit there going nice job tim fight only [Music] i used to play this so much i probably sat there during every birthday party in an arcade with these huge bags under my eyes just sitting there playing it all right well that was blue whatever we're doing it again white only blue looks like it's got the most value that's right it's flues come up whatever i have zero dollars do it again didn't want to fucking do red i wanted to do white and i it's going to be white now watch this i don't have any money left i think this is a job it is okay what does this person want me to do i'm here i'm ready to babysit the kids you could walk up to a random house i'm here i'm ready to babysit the kids it's like you see this person outside like what the fuck is this person doing i need that bunny i gotta get to the arcade honey honey there's somebody outside with a bag of dog food running away from sparky uh dog i'm gonna need you to get out of the way move out of the way please get up out of the way please get out of the way he took a lot more he's mowing our lawn faster you moron this is what do you want to do do i at least get a partial like payout for this use the flashlight i can i can't use them both at the same time i have to i gotta go i gotta go i have to leave all right go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go get out get out get out get out get out get up check on the kids oh shit you're right something is smashing oh free food what are you guys doing in here oh okay okay we'll see oh if if their arm stays up they're asleep and i go over and i lift up their arm and they hold it there thinking that they're making their parents look stupid ever tell you that story when i was younger i shared a bedroom with my brother and we would have just been messing around and talking we wouldn't we would not be going to sleep uh at night right you'd take kids go to bed so my parents would come in and hear us talking we weren't sleeping we'd being bad and we would go oh shit and like pretend to be asleep so they would come into the room and they would go oh looks like they're asleep in here oh well of course they are f must have heard something and i could not have been what they were doing well you know the the best way to tell is uh you know if their arm stays up they're asleep and they would grab one of our arms and like hold it and we thought we were being so smart we were like just playing the system so much you would sit there and go like this and they'd go oh he no he's he's asleep he's asleep all right and they put it back down and oh go okay yeah they're asleep and then they would leave so over time and the few years would go by we got keen to this trick so we would do the most unbelievable like theater like flopping when they would come in and do this again so again sleep oh shit okay they're going to do that thing well i i'm going to trick them this time they'll know i'm asleep because i know that holding your arm up means you're awake so yeah you do this like like soccer like flop right oh if his arm stays up he's asleep and it would just be like oh he's definitely asleep now let's try that again he was like ah now we got him pussy roll what's it worth what's he roll his worth all right baby three hundred three dollars what what do you do for like a crumpled up mountain dew can 50 cents that's not bad i think a microwave meal somebody's in there with like a silver ring in front of you and then you're just sitting there behind you somebody's like an antique clock you're sitting there with like two or three freezer meals what can i get for these i think the soda song sure those lyrics sucked i'm not i don't write lyrics i'm more of a almost an ideas guy imagine being a songwriter but being an ideas guy and sitting in like a meeting going man you know i would love like a song that was like [Music] something like that would be perfect and it's gonna have a big finish like [Music] at the end you think you can work with that i think that this should be a song with a drum beat and a big horn in the middle and um this should be a guitar riff that goes ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding i don't know what you can make the song about but i mean i'm going to give you that idea and that idea is not cheap i'm about to go into the ocean first i got it fuck yeah hey somebody's arresting me what's happening you know this is my tickets on the ground get away from me okay [Music] oh how do you guys think about that one you think that was a good play i know what you guys want i know what you're looking for [Applause] i drank two gatorades before the stream [Laughter] fuck oh no oh no oh no i gotta get out of here i have to leave right now oh here's a vrv screen just watch that and watch that i'll be back i'm gonna take a minute that was a huge fucking mistake but whatever you know what i was doing whatever goodbye i drank two gatorades before the stream what you guys want i know what you're looking for goddammit no i had to watch it like twice before i left to make to see if it was a problem i didn't turn off the desktop audio though that was my mistake i just i'm not i'm not let i haven't gone yet i got caught i got caught watching it like a few times to see home is left just go left [Music] you have any time that was a pretty cool trick i uh tell you to go this way right up there there's my house okay my car you're just riding a bike across an intersection you don't even look both ways you're just going like 20 miles per hour and you just go don't get hit by a car you pedal across you wanna know the worst part about this whole like stupid fucking drink the heel joke i'm not i don't have a sponsorship with hewl and never probably will i don't know why i keep doing this i don't know why that makes me laugh but that's i'm just doing it for free go get sponsored give in okay so i i just like drink these sometimes so what because like i'm a streamer and i dr and i consume a product sometimes all of a sudden it's just automatically now i have to be sponsored by that product this is what we do you know i kind of like uh to drink this drink i better get paid to drink it now uh excuse me uh uh dr huell uh yeah it's it's me german n95 you know um i really like drinking those delicious heels um pay me money now to drink it i'll take it uh what just ask if i can sew anything in front of a camera i deserve to be paid for it ah but really though i'm available for any type of you know contractual shit if you want to talk about i'm available for anything like that i'll tell you one thing i ain't tweeting shit i ain't fucking i ain't gonna do a whole stream dedication i'm i'll drink it on stream why am i like giving an ad for myself i don't you know i i like them i i think it's it's pretty good but whatever i don't have to be paid to say that if i was though i mean that'd be i think maybe that would be no no fuck that i don't i never take the sponsorship my whole life i've never taken one i will take one small check of like six to seven figures for me to have a stream about it though and that's my pitch to you i'm not tweeting about it i'm not going to talk about it i'm going to drink it on stream and a link at the camera if that's worth six to seven figures to you you got my email except you probably don't because i don't respond to my email i have not checked my business email in like six fucking years uh i don't resp i don't have open dms and it's impossible to contact me so i guess let's just let's just like call this meeting at it's not happening not happening okay thank you for your time i appreciate it we gotta go straight down here straight and then left thanks for the ride this is where i had to go why did he tail swipe me what the fuck was that what the hell are these people doing owned owned owned owned owned oh my god owned something i got you owned what's in demand assault rock i'm gonna sneeze and i'm not doing it on camera [Laughter] what does he want let me see the items he wants a wood bat he wants a wood bat what do i want a bat what do i get a bat that guy has a wooden bat right there how do i get the bat from him i have to i have to kill this guy right this is fucking crazy i i kind of killed this guy great is there a raid coming in are you guys serious afraid no way spit just went everywhere [Laughter] oh i'm sorry you guys got it wrong that is the excuse me quiet that noise is the wendy's frosty machine the stick that comes down it goes fucking relax as a gamer you try to find the ex the extreme exploit to get it every single fucking time i'll get it it's going to be one little spot around here where i can hold the button down and get every drain every single shot [Music] this voice sounds like a bit from you why are you there wait there i'll fire a fresh one up for you see hold on what can i get for you what can i get for you how many kids can i do where can i whip up for you this is mean that's my normal speaking voice this is no no this is not me doing a voice this is like whenever something like funny potentially happens on screen that happens to my voice like if i start to laugh about something or react like harshly while laughing that's how i talk why am i buying this many pizzas because i want it to stack up to the lip here so when i add a next one after the one it hits the lip um the physics will go yellow well and it'll explode there it goes gas gas gas you know okay everybody's saying gas i thought you were just saying like gas like gas like gas like gas i thought you were doing this like this thing yes yes i thought you were doing that yes yes i did not know that my car was running out of gas what's the platypus name from that phineas and ferb show arie the platypus it's so nice to see you that's just me i've seen that show before and i don't like it oh i don't i don't i'm kidding i like the show obviously i don't like the show i don't care what i don't i don't watch that show i've seen like a few episodes randomly i'm sure it's fine i'm sure it's a good show i've done i've never seen i've seen like three episodes i don't know i don't watch phineas and fucking ferb i don't i've seen i've seen like two episodes you're a coward is and then i don't know anything about the show i know i do know something about the show they have two kids one phineas one ferb and phineas with them on the talks right and ferb says like one line in episode that's why i remember hearing that i don't see i don't watch the show denise is like i know what we're gonna do today right and like at the end of the episode ferb was like oh that shit was absolutely ridiculous now wasn't it i would have just got out of my seat and like sprinted out of the room running saying please don't hurt me but like i'm my my pants situation would that would be bad if i would get in trouble [Laughter] [Music] i'm wearing pants i'm that's not what i meant i meant like i don't want to get up and like turn and have my like ass in the camera because i know what happened the last time i turned and like sprinted over into the corner or out of the room my fucking ass was in the camera and you all zoomed in on it and made it huge you think i'm weird well guess what so it's a joker so i i mean i'm the joker the pollster batman uh do you prefer uh apples or oranges a batman are you a democrat or a rep that was robin that was very easy where's the fucking riddler questioner he just gives math problems that are really easy to solve oh batman i see you fell right into my trap hmm interesting in front of you is a sheet of paper that has two variables on it can you solve for x i'm honestly really concerned about germa's well-being i'm fine you don't have to worry about me i'm fine i'll get out of my laboratory

Channel: 2ndJerma

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Length: 22min 40sec (1360 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 17 2021