NAME YOUR PRICE FT. JSCHLATT, MIZKIF & ESFAND

[Music] ladies and gentlemen welcome everybody gather that's a really lame round of applause can we get a bigger one there we go lady sound guy didn't even give you the big round of applause ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of name your prize here we go yes join on in welcome please as per usual there's a lot of seats up front gathering that's right we should we should maybe lower the prices of those tickets what do you think yo they're plummeting nobody nobody's buying these tickets coachella tickets after kanye left i can't give away yeah exactly on the board smiles in the chat we see the audience tuning in from around the globe welcome to another episode we're happy to be here check take a look here at my co-host introducing mr wild up everybody it's pleasure to be here austin look at him look at his outfit ladies and gentlemen can we get a nice view of that oh this old thing oh yeah every week it's a different uh it's a different look will where is this inspired from well this is inspired from i've blown the seat out of every other set of pants you've given me so we're process of elimination we're down just to check we are still intact ladies yeah these are kevlar corduroys oh yeah it's amazing everybody's doing great everybody's doing fantastic we took oh i'm austin show by the way there it is right yes that's right we took a week off because uh will was vacationing where where did you go well prison oh okay well that's right that's some people would call that unpaid parking tickets i thought they were applied how many how many thousands thousands of dollars to go to prison over a parking ticket that's right that's all right well ladies and gentlemen name your price would be nothing absolutely nothing without our fabulous guests isn't that right will that's right that's right and we have them we have a star-studded cast today that's right more so than we've ever had before right but can we also give a special shout out to returning oh yes i mean but she we usually enter but bring her on this i'll return it now come on please everyone ladies and gentlemen just the minks everybody yes yes amazing justin minx is here welcome back makes you join us a little bit later when she introduces the first product i believe it's time though to introduce our first guests here we are oh look at them they're so enthusiastic oh yeah oh yes look at them look at them they're so happy to be here oh my god hey don't all smile at once folks i mean am i allowed to talk now yeah you're allowed to talk now absolutely you're the first let's let's let's start the show off said name your price emeruse raid four times in a row yes that's right round of applause for that minsk that's the price man miss your numbers what the hell is wrong with your microphone are you using your headset setting into a telegraph right now then i just won't talk for the rest of the time no that's okay we'll just you just have to not talk for the rest of the break but we need to introduce you okay we need you we need it we need to introduce you because ms kiff unlike your shows ours go to television okay that's right okay shot at him yeah there you go right there yes all right uh but so we need to introduce you the old-fashioned way ladies and gentlemen you may know him as the premier the winner of the premiere episode of name your prize yes we had so much fun with you last time ms kfd he literally begged to come back on this show isn't that right miz that's right he easy he's he's the he's the owner of otk ladies and gentlemen give it up for miss kip everybody biscuit you're looking great you're sporting your otk merch you're looking fantastic bro the new otk merch isn't it that's right sold out that's right sold out miss kip you're growing out the neck beard i like it thank you man i appreciate it i'm going for the otk look yeah it looks oh yes it looks really good you're making it trendy again and i do like the sweatshirt and i like the chain although miz i need to tell you never cut your hair again it looks good on you round of applause for miss kif see and that's why i come on the show that's why i come with this you look good you look handsome but not quite as handsome as our next guest ladies and gentlemen give it up for jay schlack oh wow wow it's so good to be here let's stop talking about the otk merch and talk about jesus merch how about that oh wow yes wow how about that wow we got a bible for sure of jesus bearing the cross and the text followed they made him they made him take a cross all the way up a mountain i think wow that's amazing that's incredible i think that's how that works exactly austin also side note loving the side piping too soon too soon for the christ jokes i'm sorry what were you saying should i say it again loving the side pipe in your pants right now it is absolutely exquisite i don't know what you're talking about schlatz but let's introduce you to the tv audience we all know what i'm talking about let's introduce you to the tv audience okay he makes me wish i could grow some luscious mutton chops too that's right we've got more of the otk gang that's right if you don't know otk check them out ladies and gentlemen give it up for jay schlatt one more time welcome aboard jesus merch you can find that at www.boy where the [ __ ] can you find it schlapp or any walmart across any church just go to church once austin consider it oh you think you think i need to go to church i'd consider it i i would turn into dust if i went to church all right ladies and gentlemen let's give it up for our last but not least guests ladies and gentlemen he appeared for several minutes on a previous episode of name your prize until xqc showed up he was a great sport last time and if xqc shows up today i will not hesitate to replace him again ladies and gentlemen give it up for s fan tv hello uh also also you got all three uh or three of the uh how are many otk owners on today dude that's right every single person on today has equity in otk unbelievable yes ben you look like you just came from a cattle auction you know you know it's it's so funny that you say that because i did there it is i got me a couple heifers yeah it was great how's that going for slaughter oh absolutely they are but not until i raise them first oh that's right i gotta get some milk out of them that's right you gotta you can taste the compassion in the meat absolutely give it up ladies and gentlemen for our cast and name your price everybody [Applause] now folks i'll name your price miss kip you won this show last time and you went home with fifty dollars never that's [ __ ] he's lying where's mike and where's my jordanwood watch uh he's lying about all that stuff well right we sent you the check right and where's my other jordan watch that's all right forget about it proud of applause please [Applause] dude thank you seriously something else today what are you talking about i don't know what you're talking about oh geez all right you need to go back to church you need to go back to church you really do all right folks contestants are you ready for the rules of the game today yes okay careful now all right this is how today's game is gonna work can i get some intense music up on my there we go okay oh that's good love can't keep us together all right here we go this is how it's gonna go there are four rounds and name your price four rounds in round one i'm going to show you an item that i bought online personally and whoever guesses closest to the actual price will win points all right there we go all right in round number two it is dealer's choice things look a little bit different this time you never know what games will play they might get messy or weird but there will be plenty of points to wins all right points in round number three this is called the count i'll present you a large quantity of something and you'll have to guess how much of it there is all right now this is where it gets a little crazy the final round it has all the stakes when we bring out the haunted board yes bonk ass is fly can we get that sound effect one more time look at that oh very spooky if you play it right it'll still be anyone's game as each of you will decide your fate yes any questions no your mic is fine it worked out great it worked out great it's fantastic do you have any questions folks on the screen anybody austin what do you think about going hamsi's with me in a cigarette company we get all the kids hooked on nicotine god we look cool smoking them don't you think all right hey get me in them you can have a cartoon camel sell them oh damn that's already been done yeah well you know what schlatt i think that's a great idea what do you think huh hey listen influencer marketing is the next big thing i tell you what we're bringing them back i don't know why they ever went away to be honest with you oh you should i think it's because the people who started them probably died well they had one cancer yeah well you know well that's their loss you know what i mean right they're lost or gained right that's right but they had fun doing it and that's the right that's what we're trying to preach around here all right all right that's fan all right look look folks are you ready to play let's play name your yes yeah yeah all right there we go that was a 20 000 graphic that's why i had to say it all right here we go all right now before wait hold on wait before we get into it before we get into it our first game you're gonna have to keep track of folks today you're out of breath you you losing blood from that side pipe should i please gone somewhere else you make more one more inappropriate comment i'm gonna have to call hr i'm sorry okay but keep making them all right today's episode we'll have a mystery phrase that pays that's right near the end of the game i'm going to reveal a phrase and you're going to guess how many times it was said during the show okay you won't know what that phrase is i don't even know what the phrase is whoever is closest to the correct amount will win 25 points all right so just keep your ears peeled for a repeatable phrase all right okay now on to round one just a reminder i'm going to show you some products whoever gets this closest to the actual price we bought them for gets 10 points minx come on in bring in the first product ladies and gentlemen look at it oh my goodness stop right okay all right thanks there we go hey schlatt what do you think of minx huh looks worse every time i see her trash all right round of applause for me come on come on you love her all right take a look here at this first item here ladies and gentlemen this is a poly d ornament a christmas order it's a christmas ornament wow hey move over jesus sweatshirts and bring in the paulie d christmas that's right paulie d take a look here this is what the listing says we bought this online it's from the show jersey shore it's modeled after dj paulie d it's a kurt adler christmas ornament from the year 2011 2011 everybody now if you have any questions about it please feel free to ask now this is your chance this is your opportunity chat you can guess along too if you'd like is that a one-of-one no certainly not no no this is not one of two this is one of i don't know how many they yeah well we gotta what's your next question what's your next question uh is that a one of two no no one over millions sold significantly worse than the snooki ornament that's right that's right can you buy it at a cattle auction no no original price though two for ten dollars i don't know why you'd want two dj paulie d's but perhaps you're giving one to your grandmother so that you both can celebrate the holidays and sadness [Music] schlatt you look intently we're guessing we're guessing what you bought it for on that's right that's right that's right the resale price the resale price you know what you seem confident what are you against the first price 14 14 that's big mischief shaking his head he hasn't even spent that little money in him how many years has it been since you spent that little since about like 2011 2011 here's what i'm gonna say austin i already know this price is already pretty high because boxes have value over time yeah i'm gonna guess twenty dollars twenty dollars dollars for the man from jersey himself that's right you know a lot about the jersey shore yes it's a [ __ ] dump yeah yeah that's why the collector's edition actually comes with a hypodermic needle but we we had to get the base model all right s-van from the cattle auction to name your prize well i'll be honest with you there's a couple of things there's a couple of things i noticed here uh miss kiff uh hit the nail on the head there with the boxes increasing in value over time but not only that this is a christmas ornament christmas the holidays you know absolutely that's why you'd want to give it to your grandmother yes i'd say this is probably about 35 30. man they're not giving away these poly d's and let me tell you what nobody loves jesus more than s fan that's true that's right that's right round of applause that means it's coming out once a year that means like you know you don't even get to see it all the time hey well that's why we have christmas once a year he's got a point but ladies and gentlemen schlatt's guessing 14 you are incorrect miss kip you're correct 24 was the correct price 24.95 specifically biscuit you got 10 points now miss kiff you've already been on name your price you kind of have a little bit of an advantage wouldn't you say that's right i do baby i do and i already know i'm going to win the whole show yet again you two times what would it mean to you to be a two-time name your prize champion no it means the austin owes me a hundred dollars that's right well no miss kip today we're giving away a 1975 ford bronco can we see it can we no absolutely not no you can't no of course no you can't we're still trying to get i see something right now oh do you well you'll have to keep i don't know why that's a 1975 ford hog not a 1975 ford bronco let's get out i mean tell you what sled you keep looking and searching we'll be right back after this commercial oh sorry bring it back bring it back [Applause] are we going to cut to break can we we're still alive [Music] all right hey all right somebody austin i don't know what to do they've never done this before christmas [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hey we're back we're back we're back with more name your prize welcome aboard my mic pack fell out but that's okay cause will's gonna put it in while i talk oh i could have just picked it up but yeah no i'll do the right thing he's gonna put it in welcome back smiles in the chat or whatever that email what's that email again pot friend that's right everybody's going like this hey there you go wow miss kiff is excited because he's in the lead ladies and gentlemen that's right i'm schlatter you're not no pot friend uh you're on twitch every day you watch it all the time yeah but i just come on your stream and i talk i don't type in the chats you know what i mean right what is what is this 2021 you don't want to adapt my stream anymore oh wait hold on miss give cause you never invite me that's why yeah i'm bad mischief you know it's really sad when i talk to atlanta more than you okay i don't know what the deal is okay that is actually sad well he messages me once a day so that's true i don't know is atlanta in the chat by the way atlanta are you there no okay that's all right well let's bring out the next item what do you think here we go bringing out the next item check it out folks all right thanks oh oh okay okay okay okay all right look now come on she's a she's a little testy today well she really is getting out of oh it's hard to bed down these shoes all right ooh i'm excited about this product all right curse free tv that's right it's curse free tv this is what the listing says it says remove cursing from virtually all tv and video movie rentals okay automatically it automatically filters out offensive phrases it has strict and religious settings no joke okay it takes your fear out of what your kids hear is what the motto is so let me let me tell you what minecraft kids get for sure that's exactly what yes exactly now it hooks to you it so this is how it works folks right let's say you all have vhs this torture device look right here so look at this all right this is how it works right you guys all have vhs right pogchamp in the chat if you have vhs right all right you take this you put on the subtitles and you don't want your kids to see curse words and you also don't want your kids to use the lord's name in vain right and so you program this bad boy every time the word jesus is used or [ __ ] or [ __ ] or [ __ ] or son of a [ __ ] or [ __ ] [ __ ] right all those offensive words all those offensive words every time those are used right they get filtered down they get filtered they have a little reference list here here i'll i'll list a few for you e.t actual curse number 13 with curse tv one curse one curse that's right miss doubtfire 21 curses with cursed tv one curse here's one i'll let you guess speed without curse tv 93 curses how many curses do you think one curse one curse that's your guess slot how many curses do you think two curses two curses ass fan what do you think five five curses actual curses four four curses and you know what we just made a decision yes fan 10 points for that unbelievable ding ding ding ding ding ding that's right the sound of that ten points s fan you're going to be able to get 10 extra points here boston you got 10 at least yeah man [Music] maybe why don't i call you after the show i think you should you want a facetime all right all right uh looking at your face too much there yeah how much how much do you think this curse tv how much did we pay for it we bought it off of uh the internet ebay it's an ebay purchase how much do you think we paid let's go s fan first since you got 10 points i mean trying to keep the kids at home safe not hearing none of them bad words hell i i'd say uh [ __ ] [ __ ] bam uh i'd say about 50 now 30 uh 40 40. 40. all right schlatz why don't why do i go he's uh you're right i'm in last place yeah miss kip let's hear you i'm sorry that's a good point schlatt that's a good point hmm hey sven would you say you stupid [ __ ] uh i said i i said this is a damn crazy so i said probably about 40 you know what s fan for you know he needs to guess on his own he doesn't need you right he's trying to cheat he's trying to cheat yeah why are you trying to cheat that's how he won the last one yeah what was the deal oh a real wrong show austin oh [ __ ] sorry my bad my back is wrong i'm gonna say 42 dollars all right schlatt your last place you've got zero points on the day look i would have gone high i would have gone higher i think this is a this is a high dollar one item oh i think i think people i think people are into this yeah yeah i'm gonna go so if i go 43 then basically i'm gonna go for me i'm gonna go 43. 43. i guess 43.43 schlatt actually reprogrammed this to ban minecrafters from his channel let's see so he knows that's how he knows the price of it and they're right exactly all right all right schlatt and and by the way i also got banned from that i don't know why i i don't know uh all right that was yeah i edited you into the team yeah well my name was your sock account i don't know why it was a little awkward all right um all right the price of this one s-van you're correct it was 39.95 the persons are great negotiators i i know nobody quite well that's why i came from that nobody knows protecting children like us fan isn't that right that's fantastic hey listen i i love kids i take care of them all the time that's right that's right and it's not weird either that's uh no i run a i run a daycare yeah that's right he runs otk yeah miss kip go ahead what's your question can't they just keep going in the middle of me and i automatically lose yes well miz no because what if it was 45 you also changed the order of the guesses every time oh yeah yeah but miz can i can i always go after miz no no in fact as fans since you're in the lead you're going next against the price of this next item which is rolling in right now oh yeah oh wow rolling in on legs oh my goodness how much is minx oh wait no it's the backpack on her back ladies and gentlemen that's right take a look take a look ladies and gentlemen dude wait that's a sick bag oh damn that backpack and let me tell you let me tell you one thing oh wow oh okay hold on show us again mings hold on let's see all right all right oh i'm not doing a good job there we go give it up for it now we need to twerk tv to lock out the turkey let me tell you something real quick okay this backpack the winner of the show is getting this backpack okay yes i'm serious the winner of the show who guesses all the things correct gets the most points in today's show will win this blockbuster video backpack blockbuster video there used to be hundreds now just one that's right oh good backpack inside this are oh my god looks like a used condom yeah okay it's breath never been used before it seems oh that's the that's the wrapping that comes in a shoe let's take a look this is what it says it's vintage it's rare it's a blockbuster backpack it's made of children's nylon [Applause] it arrives stuff with paper to retain its shape wow that's a detail that we didn't need to know yeah you know what i mean hey minx what are you doing oh thank you very much i appreciate it wow give it up for minx all right here we go and let me tell you one thing we'd like to remind you is hey will yep no more late fees right no more late fees or late fees that's right those damn pesky late fees yes van you're going to go first i bet you were one of those people you never returned a video to blockbuster did you uh hell i still have ncaa football 2004 sitting at my desk at home and i think about i think about 600 in late fees that's the beauty of it that's the beauty of blockbuster is you could keep it long enough and eventually they just went out of business and you never had to return it that's what i did we all have a blockbuster video that we didn't you know we all played a part in the demise of blockbuster yeah um or or our mothers would turn return the wrong game that's right that's absolutely right s-man how much does this backpack cost i i i was gonna say hell i i was i was going to say about 70 but after that that maneuver minks did on it i'm going to say 50. 50. 50. [Applause] all right all right miss kip you go next and schlatt i'll allow you to go last since you're in last place i'm telling you 79.99 79.99 very [Applause] i this looks like this looks like something a five-year-old made on spreadshirt.com like i just don't see the appeal beside him at all children's nightlife and i'd feel embarrassed if i wore this i don't know what's the difference between children's nylon and adult nylon child labor oh no i mean come on it's the 70s there we go i'm going 49 i feel like this is i i feel like we're overpaying if it's anything anything other than that you think it's 49 40. 49 that is the correct answer you're closest actual price 24.99 i told you i'd buy that right now i'd buy that one you're wearing this dollar 24.90 this is jesus on it we need to take a quick break because we're getting sued so we'll be right back with that all right we'll be right back a little lawsuit happens buster still has illegal teams [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] all right ladies and gentlemen cue that music there we go now we're dancing huh oh yeah baby all right welcome back to what what show we on will name your prize hit that with a different octave this time will aim your prize now hit it with a different key well aim you're right all right welcome back s van schlatt and ms giff to another episode of name your prize we're coming back off the break ladies and gentlemen somebody during the break as i look towards cameron numero 14 14. atlanta asks would you snack on your own wiener if you could and the answer is always yes atlanta that's right it's a classic that's right folks but nothing more classic than our next item let's wheel it out ladies and gentlemen the next item brought out by the lovely beautiful just amaze is something that we have not seen in 40 years it's never been open folks a record vacuum that's right it's called the record vacuum should i pop this bad boy open let's pop it open this is a classic lol w it's a record vacuum from the listing it said it's a cordless tell you what that's crazy these days electric vacuum for your vinyl records the box shows a little age sealed but there's a tear in the plastic on the front plastic is dusty dirty from age let's see what the price is let's open it up this has never been open before this was purchased in what year how old is this thing don't know how old it is oh oh my god the 1500s holy [ __ ] it's got a musk yes oh boy oh [ __ ] it looks like this is supposed to smells like your mother oh boy i know you've gotten close enough to sniff yeah what'd you say us man i said justice plastic too okay so this was this was never been open for the first time since 1970 [Music] wow there is some assembly required here ladies now that you opened it it's worth nothing well no i mean you know but we're gonna guess we're gonna guess well you know what no should i no let's put the batteries in first at least all right think about the prices you have any questions miss gift you have any questions yeah yeah yeah can he will it actually work when he puts the batteries in we don't know it does not look like it well i don't know i mean come on it's just been sick what is internals have already fallen off oh it looks like i think it's like princess leia's well bikini top put in a foot in the back put in the oh it looks dangerous okay now we've lost it okay it doesn't work okay it it doesn't work but you know it doesn't mean that we didn't pay for something we didn't pay for it we paid for this right [Music] hmm i bet i'll guess first august first i think i know this one sorry let's go ahead i think i saw this uh i'm gonna guess where's the other battery you think what do you mean you think you saw this were you born in the 1500s like ebay you i saw it on ebay baby watch this ready 24.99 no no no there was a sale 21 21 no she definitely doesn't work 21 where did you see it at ms yes in my chat um is your chat are you looking at your chat right now why it's your chat well make sure you host me all right make sure you we're putting in the album honky tonk camera so you could see what it would be like yeah take a look right there wow there you go look at that if it was electrically powered you just got to strap a generator out of it boy would that be impressive oh yeah or you could just i don't know blow on it a little bit you know anyway schlatt i got something for you to blow on [Music] go ahead and get surprised guess austin yeah can i good can i guess 35 thirty-five [Music] dollars [Applause] s-fam what do you think i think i'm gonna part the red sea just like moses oh yeah i'm gonna go right in the middle i'm gonna go with 25 25 big ones 25 well last fan it goes to show you that when you follow the word of christ sometimes you're wrong you're correct nice job what the closest was 39.95 nice job schlatt you guessed 35 dollars schlatt you have tied the leader miskip you find yourself in last place at last jeez hi mom but don't worry about it miss kiff you can catch up you can always catch up you can right you can always catch up all right who do i sound like inside joke chad it's all right just smile let's bring out our next item all right let's bring out our next item here we go what do we got this item right here is called jaw size here we go oh jawser size jawser size that's right all right take a look here this is very very very very interesting folks this is called jazzercise this is to enhance your jawline take a look at this guy right here look at here it's a four-step process to enhance your jawline look younger and better with a chiseled jawline use on the go come demo this bad boy at the gym try and get it wherever you want what is that supposed to mean well i'm sorry you can't have a double chin are you going no all right take a look you gotta take a look here isn't she look gorgeous oh god oh god okay i'll set it up for you all right she's setting it up all right this is an audience item sent by in by your boy eel you boy give it up for your boy yield boy look at this guy look at the before and after can we take a look here holy [ __ ] he shaved i mean there you go you bite on those things look at that look at this look at the look at the look at the before and after can we get a very positive are you positive oh yeah we get a before and after look one more time at that real quick yeah look at this giga chad wow yes and now he's got tmj too that's right oh god all right annie let's bring your hair back let's bring her oh no don't make don't chill josh is getting more defined as we oh look at it oh my god wait didn't it ah she's a giga chat already why don't they put women on the box i don't understand which would you pay for this experience chad i'll tell you what oh [Applause] some people enjoy that [ __ ] man jazzercise what a workout i tell you what what a workout she looked great doing it didn't she she did all right all right in between the violent gags it was really quite nice that's right this feels like this feels like something like if austin had a really viral tweet like he'd he'd reply to it with an ad for a product exactly like this you think so and it would be and it would be probably around 25 i'd say oh wow schlatt it's a pretty good guess let's see your jawline turn to the side wow wow look at that those muddy chops don't they yeah i know i know wow s fan let's hear your price uh you know what that looks like a premium item i mean we saw the before and after results uh that that's a hell of a product right there i'm gonna go ahead and give that a solid 74-62 74 62 52 very very approximate s fan 7462 miss kif what do you think two bucks what two dollars uh what a guess well if we're very shocked but you are absolutely incorrect yes the correct answer goes to schlatt yeah [Music] 1999 that's right yep i tell you what schlatt oh my god i don't need that i don't need that to put in my mouth yeah all right ding ding ding i thought it was gonna be like 9.99 so he gets two bucks all right we got one more item you want to look at one more item what do you think well all right this is pretty cool close it though close it close it close it first close it there we go ladies and gentlemen this next item right here you may think it's crayons but no it's a calculator it's a croc careful boy calculator ladies and gentlemen whoa look at that pog you for that can we get a zoom on that yeah let's get another look at that let's get another look at that look at that i don't know if you can see what number i put in there but it says news see what i did there it says boobs you know what i'm talking about who doesn't like boobs am i right 80 085 you know what i'm talking about turns out i don't like boobs you know what i mean yes all right uh okay uh let's guess the price miss kip go ahead um crayola crayon calculator sounds pretty sick i'm going to guess something big can i get the card let me get some details minx is on her phone yeah give me some all right it's a 1994 crayola calculator from advanced concepts it's working and in great condition only flaw is the wear on the bottom sounds familiar doesn't it schlatt uh comes from a smoke-free home wow that's sorry hey don't want your calculator smiling like butts yeah i'm gonna guess [ __ ] 37 37 37 bucks schlatt what about you nah man there ain't no way this is this is a real collector's item right here from nine times think about it think about it this way how much does everyone pay on a regular calculator like a regular ti-84 they're like 400 bucks yeah it's true i steal the men i think i think there's i think there's a there's a nice item i didn't i think it's more around the eighty dollar range eighty dollars three big ones eighty dollars that's huge as fam what do you think okay so i think i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna play the strategy here that's what i'm gonna do so if we're looking at uh we got 37 80 what is 37 plus 80 divided by two hang on i have a calculator let's go ahead and check 37 plus 80 divided by two equals eighty thousand and eighty-five [Music] 58.5 58.5 i'm gonna guess i'm gonna guess 58. dollars fifty-eight bucks s-fan that would have been correct if you would have been the closest but you weren't men's camp you're correct actual price 49. 44.99 44.99 miss kiff has gotten within 10 points of the leader j slat that's right and tied us fan we'll be right back with round two of name your prize [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen [Applause] welcome back to nobody's here name your prize okay you call me a nobody one more time you heard at least two you heard me miss oh us fans back everybody now the party's here ladies and gentlemen [Applause] now the party is here s fan has arrived yes fan how you doing s fan i'm feeling fantastic feeling a million bucks wow i wonder why what what could you be drinking there s man well some mountain dew game fuel is what it is oh wow delicious i love it wow if you could open it right yeah yes man i want you to shotgun that right now oh too late do it too late all right here we go ladies and gentlemen let's bring back name your prize with our next round this is round number two round number two i think we're doing uh this wonderful game here this one this game is called certified fresh game number one this is a dealer's choice round okay normally we had you choose from the board but that board is getting pushed to a later round all right this game is called certified fresh that's right so this is how the game is going to work we're going to bring out some sealed food products in their original packaging based on looks you are going to tell me the month and the year that it expired whoever guesses the closest will win 20 points okay all right let's bring out the first item ladies and gentlemen here we go wow look at this look at this item right here take a look at this old doritos nacho cheese pack now right here is the date that it expired okay take a look right here look at these nacho cheese it's a one ounce bag of tortilla chips the last ingredient is disodium guani latte which is flavor enhancer all right fancy i can tell you what year it expired in take a look here oh my go oh listen one thing that might help you place this this bag was worth one planet lunch ployed if you remember you could spend on various prizes from the frito-lay company that's right and this has a hundred and forty calories seven grams of fat not much has changed no no the same chip the same chip different i have a question yeah go ahead please i know you're on a diet and all but uh can we see one of these products being eaten no absolutely no no we were actually given strict instructions i kid you not if we open one of these we are we would have to close down the set and the hazmat team would have to come in and clean it up i normally joke on this show i'm dead serious yes if we open it then yes please go ahead don't you guys do that anyway after every show minx is on yes we we told her specifically we said minx you cannot eat any of the this food yes we actually took her aside and said but do you think the bag of chips should be safe i think i should open it at least i'm gonna ask him if the no they said don't do it they said uh they will literally come in here and handcuff me yes no mates i'm not gonna do anything unless i get to go ahead come on charlie i mean no i mean chips are a little bit all right right i don't think they said no i don't think yeah no they said no they said no okay what year did these these expire and when you find out the year you'll understand why we didn't open them mischief what year can you say the year that it was made again no no that gives it away all right um okay what year chapter you can see turn it around well turn around turn around turn around well turn it around oh it's right there uh 1982 1982 1982 what month that was a good year what month oh march it was march 1982 okay that's when it expires all right schlott what do you think you're muted schlapp [Music] s man what do you think asked me schlatt oh god use your hands they're in an otk meeting give them a sec s-van unmute your microphone oh no i was just doing that round of applause there we go [Music] uh okay so what was the question [Music] what year what year and month did this package expire as fan what year and month did the package expire you mo wait wait find these out you won't make me find me zao i think that it expired on november of 2002. was it a reference to jackie chan adventures by the way november 2002 all right schlatt give us your guess schlatt j schlatt jay schlatt [Music] i think that's his guess well let's give him just one second oh all right we're gonna lock in 30 bc 30 bc that's right 30 years before christ that's right that's right if we don't see him in the next five seconds i'm gonna eliminate one of you and that's miss kif you're eliminated i'm sorry cash out of my channel no you're not eliminated from the show you just didn't get that answer correct all right really was it 30 bc no the correct answer was 180 was may 2002 you were very close man what 20 points that's right this show them the package this expired in may of 2002. nice job 20 points schlatty there schlatt blank if you're playing ah son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] oh schlatt disappeared all right all right all right he's oh he's back punk champ pog champ we're out of applause shot can you hear me schlatt [Applause] schlatt's fat sled flat slap fat i think slap i think schlatt's aspect ratio just went back to three flat slit slap sled slide sleds all right oh now he's gonna leave minx come on get out of here [ __ ] all right moving on we'll just lock in oh there he goes okay there he goes again you know what let's take a quick break we'll be right back we're gonna fix slot we'll be right back one second be right back we'll name your prize be right back [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so [Music] flat sleds [Applause] [Music] yes we can hear you no we can't what the hell i thought we had audio you need to pantomime for the rest of the show give it up for schlatt everybody wait a minute hold on no something else is going on no nothing's going on it looks perfectly normal to me are you sure everything looks absolutely normal everything looks great doesn't it that's right and now look i mean it looks i mean there's nothing different to me right i don't remember misgiving being that handsome neither do i he looks hot doesn't he how you doing miz oh i'm good you know just running okay and stuff we got new merch coming out it's it's great it's gonna be awesome that's him but i gotta go stop checking all the time you just show your org well you know it is what it is [Music] oh what do you do ass fan you're just sitting there not not even saying anything all day yeah as fantasy how was the fifa earlier s fan uh you know it is what it is it was good i uh i liked it a lot it was a short stream about 15 hours wasn't really my long one but um you're really phoning in this impression right now aren't you wait what i mean it's good it's good it's good but i can't hear you miss kip i love your hair oh thanks you know it's i'm doing something different with it because i saw hassan do something and i'm just trying to copy whoever oh yeah anytime i see somebody bigger than me do something i just want to copy them hold on one of my monitors is not working oh yeah oh why is that what are you gonna oh oh hold on there's another only fans girl that's coming in let me go get the door oh okay oh never mind the door the door's already open the door's already open they can just walk in at a moment's notice all right yeah sure yeah uh mischief what what new content do you have coming up um no no no not s-van not sven minsky no no this is the problem with s-pen anytime x-man comes on the show he cannot stop talking he tries to talk for every single person it is so annoying he's funny he's funny as hell but sometimes he talks a little bit too much and the thing is miz you are one of the funniest most wittiest guys i ever met in my entire life and i love you so much and honestly what you did at horseshoe bay was one of the best artworks i've ever seen in my entire life yeah i mean i i know it was great it really was uh and you know what i love that we built two houses right next to each other but i wish my house was as good as yours i really do i wish my house is good is yours it is a little bit i wish your house was as good as yours yeah well i mean hey it is what it is i'm glad we have a mutual respect there wait no you're actually a good guy i actually like you a lot all right now let's let's let's take a moment of self-reflection miss kip there's something you could improve about yourself what would it be all right that's fan let's start with you i'd get a better headset oh yeah for sure hmm what's the question what would you improve about yourself ms kip uh well i would say that maybe uh i would you know maybe tell my friends i would appreciate them more sometimes yeah because sometimes i have some friends that are really really helpful and nice and uh you know they really do a lot for me but you know i don't really show that i appreciate them enough this one's cutting real close to the bone isn't it skip all right i'm fine i don't have emotions hang on a moment slat slat can you hear me yes all right all right let's bring out the next item here we go bringing it out ladies and gentlemen it's a bottle of cough medicine that's right i'm hearing baby that's all right just [ __ ] deal with it damn it it's the best we can do we'll fix it on the commercial break all right hey ladies and gentlemen this is a bottle of cough medicine now a reminder you're guessing how old it is when it expired all right this is vic's formula 44 decongestant oh yeah it claims to calm and quiet your cough and it contains 10 alcohol that's right this is the good stuff this right yes they did yes oh mischief in honor of our unboxed uh coughs of presence you're gonna unbox one of those video games right now aren't you oh i would i would love to but here's the thing this is uh more expensive than your house so oh okay and i have about 20 of them so why don't you just pop one out of the box for us yeah come on unbox one of them for us huh oh i'd love to just pop it out of that box right there come on right pop it out of the box all right [Music] yeah let's pop it out of the box miz yeah i don't know how to open this thing oh too bad too bad all right miz what's the price what are you excuse me what year did this expire year in month well i didn't hear anything you said sorry my mic wasn't working what'd you say miss do you want to guess your ass i didn't ask i asked miz when will this expire what year and month oh well yeah sorry i was i wasn't listening sorry i was thinking about s man um yeah i think it probably expires uh october uh 19th 1998 october 19 1998. okay take a look take a look here it is looks kind of good as new to be completely honest with you looks very new all right yeah but here's the thing here's the thing austin you have to realize when i was a kid my mom would always come over and whenever i was sick she would always bring me vic's vaporub so that's how i know 1998 yep yes shall i what do you think you say your mom would come over no come get no i meant you know what i meant mr dumb all right all right let's go ahead and get a guess yes man what's your guess well was that cough syrup yes i'd probably say the best year ever for everything and cough syrup a great thing was probably november of 2004. november 2004. greatest greatest month greatest can hear you slap what year i want to guess i want to guess uh i want to guess april 1990 1990 1990. now this question is worth 20 points and nobody got closer than jay schlatt ladies and gentlemen 1983. that's right july 1983. now let's wheel this one out now s van and miz kiff if you were to switch bodies do you mind if i stream during this no look please s fan i would prefer knots okay yeah i prefer not stop come on wait i've been streaming for eight hours look s-van and miz kif do you guys want to switch places or do you want to stay like this stay like what never mind all right let's bring out the next item ladies and gentlemen it's a jar of peanut butter that's right it's no it's not minx it's not the next item oh okay as good as that 44 d look this looks equally bad look at this peanut butter right here folks take a look at this this is a jfg brand peanut butter it's a 12-ounce jar with a recycled symbol on the bottom the lid says easy spread it's made by just like mix it's made by jfg coffee co from knoxville tennessee take a look at this all right take a look at this peanut butter and guess what year it expired in look at this take a look at that oh my goodness look at that can i go first yes you yeah peanut butter is one of the greatest things i've ever seen in my entire life so i'm probably gonna guess november of 2004 november 2004 wow that's right november 2004 very good guess hess fan what are you or miss kim what do you think uh i think november 2004 is good but uh i remember i had a friend in high school and what he did was he actually had a dog and he took some peanut butter long story short it was the same exact peanut butter oh yeah so it was so i'm gonna guess it probably uh october no january 2007 january 2007. all right schlapp 2.2.2 you got the last one you know i would just remind you guys i've never even heard of the brand jfg no it's an airport oh jfk that's right good ones man [Laughter] are they i can't hear either of the other contestants and the music is so loud i can't even hear myself now there's some kind of bit going on no way who like completely wrong answers but i think i know that one i think i saw this in the supermarket aisle earlier on april 7th 2022. wait wait wait you you're gonna guess this expires in a few days you know it's already been expired well that's today oh it did that's today oh it's already expired then probably like i don't know this looks like it's from the 70s give me anything in 1970. okay you need to get give give me a year december 1970 december 1970 final answer final answer schlatt take another 20 points you son of a [ __ ] actual expiration date october 12 1982. yeah schlatt keep telling me the parental controls on right now yes tell me everything that you want to know schlatt is taking the lead by a huge huge margin i believe he's ahead by 50 points isn't that jesus chris i mean 30 points hey question yep excuse me and miss kiff uh combine our points and put the prize between our house absolutely not no you cannot question yes can me and miz combine our points camille has fan combiner points are you speaking to that person now miss okay i've got i've got another question do we do we have a timer or a stopwatch in the control room do we okay this is a bonus round and this one is worth 10 points okay this is what we're gonna do give me some intense music let's see how nimble we are folks all right give me some intense music all right this is what we're going to do i need you guys to guess how long it's going to take for ms kiff and s-van to switch places and close the closest to the correct answer will get 20 points wait why would we do that that's weird that's weird we don't even live right next to each other i thought it was a good idea hey go [ __ ] yourself moving on [ __ ] me let's bring out the next dollar next item you don't desperately want them to switch places and they're not gonna do it you know what they say in improv yes no that's what they tell you yes wait austin question yeah go ahead do you want me and miss cape to switch places yeah i did but no dude i don't i don't want to do that man i wanted you to switch but that's okay [ __ ] my day off hey miss can't wait can we get that iconic fake laugh out of you before we move to our next product ah there it is no not you ass fans shut up all right here we go all right i always just want to talk over everybody my fans are trying to be lady hazardous i don't want to drop it or else we'll have to end the show and clear out this room this ladies and gentlemen is a jar of mayonnaise this is duke's brand homemade style mayonnaise the label says absolutely pure and uncooked wow just like minx yeah it says the lid says try sours extracts the plastic quality seal on the lid is intact check take a look oh my god kind of like minks oh my god look at the look at the plastic here it looks like my yeast infection oh my god wow makes me careful that thing could burst i know i'm just shaking it up no no no thanks thanks don't please makes that's enough oh my god oh my god i want the day off i smash this no guys no no no no no no no no put it down minx i was i was pointed out so gross oh i'm just joshing around there's josh in the room all right just joshing around schlatt what year and month do you think this expired oh god 1972 may 1972. oh my god [Applause] [Music] ms kif i would say um i mean this is hard right this is hard because i remember whenever i was a kid my dad would come home from work and all my friends in the neighborhood always come over and and my mom would make my dad and me and my friends all sandwiches after we'd come in from playing outside um so this is the same exact mayonnaise that was on the sandwiches that she would use so i'm going to guess it was actually february 1978 1978. wow and s man you're like it was expired can i ask you a favor s-van could you give us your answer as your classic gta rp character cornwood please [Music] well yeah sure i could it's it's me cornwood over here i'm just gonna say listen when i was a kid my mom used to use this mayonnaise right here you see to uh make me sandwiches when i was younger and i would have to say uh all the kids around the block you know we would all get together we would have some mayonnaise and some sandwiches and those really good stuff i'm gonna have to go with if i'm gonna go with something right here uh november of 1989 1980. i don't break campus wow remember 1980 right there and guess what s van you are amazing because you just got 20 points wow that's right there you go s man 20 points february 1st 19 91. when we got annoying when we come back from our short break ladies and gentlemen that's van and miss kip we're gonna switch places we'll be right back daddy austin's mad at us [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey everybody welcome back welcome back what the hell is this doing here what the i don't know welcome back s-van and miss kiff nothing's changed folks nothing's changed let's let's show those points on the board folks right here look we got a tight game miss kip miss if you won the last show and you are in dead last place that's right yeah i did that's right are you planning a miraculous comeback or what [Music] no wow no no no man i wouldn't let the other people have it this time well miz you see you're not going to try the rest of the show is that what you're telling me no i'm going to go all out okay all right all right i have i have to go all out right here or i lose the show i'm going to go all out all right all right all out he's going all out schlatt you're in the lead did you ever think it was possible all right all right thank you there we go you know s fanned you're close right yep oh i'm absolutely close all right well we got a great game for you this time around this game is called will it stick that's right all right this is called willie's stick we've got some product that will is going to throw at a wall and you're going to have to tell me how many items will be stuck on the wall after 60 seconds closest to the correct answer will win 20 points all right the first the first item here oh god oh here we go like a hot turkey on a summer's day what's up oh yeah oh careful careful careful now careful all right careful all right i love holy [ __ ] oh let's get that out of there all right all right this first item is called beauty face masks all right reminder he has to pull these out of his bag out of the bag before he can throw them to stick against the wall how many of these beauty face masks why don't you take one out and show them how yep what they look like and how many will stick against this wall right here take a look this is what they look like right here look at that right there oh yeah and they're dripping oh that they are oh they're juicy oh the juicing is huge oh my god okay wow ah wow look at this look at this face mask wow look at that a census taker hold on i can't see when my monitors just work i ate his level with some fava beans miss gif how many do you think are going to stick miss gift go no no miss kif you're a mischief now uh how many wait how many are there uh i'm not telling you you um like you're 30. there's 30. 29 29. and i have to get so are you going to put them out how many are you gonna stick in 60 seconds how many is he going to stick to this wall right this wall right here this is the one four i'm gonna launch these things you think four are gonna stick okay great miss kit four yep the big four all right what are you two thousand four november single [ __ ] one of those things you don't think any of them are going to stick no zero using those things daily zero they slide right off s fan what about you what is it what is it being thrown to a wall just saying number sven s-van there it is he locked in there s-man there are 30 of these oh it's 30 yes yeah but 30 of these uh one gene one team eleven eleven he's got eleven okay got it right one t eleven all right here we go all right when the clock starts will you're gonna start on packaging and throwing are you ready yes three get right here there's your mark three two one let's go well all right multiple open that's come on will four will come on come on come on come on come on come on oh my god they're light hey right there there's your mark will look good there we go oh here we go wait if it's if it's if it's over four i win no i guess 11 i guess 11. no s fan guessed 11. come on there we go oh there's my hands are so wet oh my god golly will take it take a breather we'll take a breather yeah come on oh four miss you could win if he doesn't stick another one for the rest of the 30 seconds will will i have to go somewhere soon oh god throw them all at once five we'll throw them faster before michael oh i went for that okay there we go oh my god i don't know wait if he hold on wait wait he's three from way if he gets one more s-van wins oh my god time miss give guess four and there are oh wait how many one two three four five six is that seven that's seven missed correct you guys the correct answer congrats miss kiff miss kept 20 points to you my friend nice job biscuit if you're catching up you are catching up now let's bring out the next item that is gonna we're gonna stick on this board here all right now oh clear the board of the other [ __ ] all right all right here we go this next item are looby lizards no sticky gator boys is what they're called okay i i actually know how many are gonna get stuck okay 30 seconds right or a minute a minute in 60 seconds how many okay so i used to get these whenever i go to this place called funplex and i would always there were 20 tickets and i would chuck my my walls and they stick so i'm going to guess you're going to throw 17 at the wall nail stick you are such a degenerate you know that let me see here let's take a look take a look here it says you this one says me are you kidding me you think chad who's more degenerate me or miss kim who was more degenerate me or you uh well that's uh hey miss i think it's a tie what do you think i think yeah we'll call it a draw then nothing happened we'll call it a draw all right all right take a look here at 13. can we take a look here take a look at there you go this is what the lizards look like all right all right how many you say 17 schlatt how many what about you i think some of these are gonna just bounce right off i don't know i think i'm thinking maybe ten ten all right ten great guess all right s fan what about you how many is it total uh there are uh 75 in here right here 75. okay so for me uh my favorite month and year is november 2004 my favorite day is november 23. so i'm going to say 23. 23. all right the timer's gonna start and will's going to start tossing okay ready set go time let's go one oh jesus wait he's throwing three at a time oh my god what the [ __ ] is he doing oh my god no okay you can't be playing the game like that just wait baby seventeen way back we're sticking yeah right look at that oh no this one's mine they're too heavy maybe nope oh my god i'm out of gummy gatorade no go back and get something they won't stick austin i'm on the ground some of the hey those are on the wall technically [Music] this tail came off oh my god it's ow okay well try one at a time one quick here just throw your sock okay that's it all right the final answer is zero schlatt 20 points oh my god minks don't eat the [ __ ] lizard don't eat the lizard minx no all right come on let's go see it thank you all right thanks for that all right let's bring out the mix you [ __ ] suck that's boo bring out the next item ladies and gentlemen we have old-fashioned baloney ladies and gentlemen let's bring it out here that's right round of applause for this baloney oh slices of blonde oh yeah balogna that's right baloney take a look here this is what we're going to do this is good old meat will it stick all right baloney old-fashioned bologna that's right you get this at your local grocery store how many of these bat boys are gonna stick on this little board right here starting with s fan how many do you think i'm gonna say something as big and meaty and shmeady as that i would have to say [Music] ten ten yeah ten okay all right all right schlatt how much of this meat is gonna stick to this board over here what do you think why don't we get a shot why don't we get a shot of the meat that's gonna stick to the board over here austin i know my meat and and none of that is sticking baby none of it's sticking none of it's sticking really you don't think any of it's gonna stick no i don't think will's got the arm oh you don't think he's got the arm huh i don't think he's got it in him hey oh did you know did you know will's dad used to play quarterback for the jets uh that's not true but i'll take it well why do you look like you just had sex like because even being mentioned in the same sentence as the jets makes me real randy miz yeah how many so uh my dad used to come home from work a lot of the times oh my gosh go ahead and give us a bit of loony sandwiches all right go ahead and lock in that number if i had to guess my number i'd probably say my favorite number my favorite number right now is probably 23 24 but my number is 15. all right we'll get back understand it's nine when i start the timer on three ready three two one let's go here we go boom one it's stuck holy [ __ ] and two oh my god oh look at that oh my god oh my god oh my god wait a minute oh my god oh my god i got the arm i'm micked up [ __ ] all right there we go come on here we go here we go oh my god jesus christ holy [ __ ] oh put that on our [ __ ] sandwiches [Laughter] okay oh all right hey bonus points to see if it sticks to minx he's one that sticks to minces too come on get one on me get one on minks be very still watch your eyes come on get it get it all right slick as ice where's the loaning wait ladies and gentlemen wwe awesome let me get you the loan fresh from wrestlemania a celeb shot oh come on just get in there she got it oh hey [Music] [Applause] [Applause] wrestlemania that's right all right miss gift guess 15. 0. i want to point something out that's four slices of bologna right there four slices which means i won wait we've got four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen exactly miss kim correct answer 20 points wow wow i'm surprised that you i'm surprised he managed to do it i'm more surprised that we [ __ ] eat that [ __ ] after seeing yep after seeing it stick to a wall like that well you got to know how to handle meat if you co-host with this guy that's right on that note we'll be right back with more name your prize [Music] [Music] one two three [Music] get back back in my stuff [Music] special effects [Music] [Music] [Music] ladies and gentlemen welcome back to name your prize that was an all-time catch right there that's right give it up for will neph everybody unbelievable will's are catching himself man that's right easy is a catch ladies and gentlemen i've forgotten to shout this out but i've got a new youtube channel isn't that right exclamation point youtube in the chat please for the love of god go subscribe to wait that's not my youtube channel but that's okay i mean you can find stuff thank you for overdoing my announcements for my youtube channel that's right i got a new tick tock yeah forget about it exclamation point youtube in the chat yes i'm saying yes go ahead can i subscribe can you subscribe yes you can ms kiff please link my youtube channel mods in the chat the command's not working for some [ __ ] reason right when i needed to please for the love of god work are you kidding me everybody just say the name of your youtube channel i don't have enough subs for a [ __ ] he doesn't he doesn't are you kidding me the one time we everybody uses the command the command doesn't oh it's being spammed in the chat right now there we go round of applause that went flawlessly absolutely just like a glove all right dude congrats on 55 subscribers thank you thank you very much please we're almost there we'll hit a hundred before i know it all right we did it it went back down okay all right that's all right don't unsubscribe please quickly maybe we can get to 300 if we're lucky all right austin i have big news what's that you're at 400. what austin i have even bigger news what you're now back to three hundred son of a [ __ ] the threats what you're at 350 now 350. unbelievable awesome big news what's that first i just mass reported every video on your channel that's been taken down that's not cool now why why are you spotting that austin i have austin what's that you go first no you go first austin he really did remove all of your videos there's only one video left wait wait really yes yeah i false flagged everything okay did you copyright actually bigger news austin your channel is not called austin show clips it's austin show live oh sorry whoops whatever we're promoting just click it and subscribe all right yo austin yeah making news what's your editors change it to austin shill live what's going on with that yeah oh come on editors really i have big news though what's that it's you went up 200 subscribers for that wow around 800 subscribers i'm at 800 subscribers are you kidding me and will knapp's got a new tick tock let's move on all right this game is called [Music] ladies and gentlemen round of applause link it in the chat please all right let's bring out this is a new game it's called the count yep i'm going to show you a quantity of an item this is actually not a new game i'm going to show you the quantity of an item and you're going to guess how many of it there are whoever's closest to the actual amount will get 30 points let's bring out the first item here we go lovely just to minks ladies and gentlemen all right here's the show we got this only one of her yeah yeah oh god cartwheel watch out guys oh [ __ ] oh no oh my god not the sets not the curtain no that's all we have thank you we're out of applause all right and we got some pogs baby look at this we got some pogs look at this no slammers just paws we got a box of pogs ladies and gentlemen awesome did you get all these from twitchcon yes i did i went around and collected them from all the from all the little stands you know like all the that's what we do we like to do a twitchcon look at this wait apparently there are slammers in here if we can find them oh my god fell to the bottom oh my goodness oh here's a slammer oh look at that austin do you know how to play pogs no oh austin how do we play back in the day before the internet you'd put all the pogs face down and what you do when you throw a ball at them and you're trying to flip them over like take your slammer and try and flip them like that and if you flip them you got to keep them oh wow pog you hogs in chat all right all right how many pogs this game is from the 90s all right before a lot of you were born how many are in this box here various shapes and sizes pop culture branding some very generic ones in here as well what do you think schlatt 2 000. 2 000 paws two thousand pogs uh s fan how many do you think are in this little barrel right here um i'm going to guess 200 200 000 wow yeah no you guess oh 200 200. mischief what about you uh i'm gonna guess probably you know my mom used to make me sandwiches with mayo when i was younger oh yeah i'm gonna probably say 2004. 2004 [Applause] you would have been correct if you went for the other direction but schlatt you got it correct that is the worst 20 points there are exactly 1900 pogs let's bring up the next item and they were and they were putting question marks in your chat that i've been reading the whole time yeah that's right they've been talking [ __ ] to you schlatt for a long time but look at you you have taken the lead and you've doubled ms kip and s fans points there's a reason i got a 21 on the act i'm just i'm just really a smart guy uh 21 is are there a lot of pog related questions on the act there schlep what all right all right here we go [Applause] all right here we go we've got a bunch of swedish meatballs ladies and gentlemen frozen solid oh yeah oh they're frozen ikea meatballs oh yes minx wants to eat them and we would not recommend it but they are edible from what okay oh jesus christ oh god okay thanks you're gonna choke and we're gonna lose okay all right let's okay we're counting we went down 800 viewers no well it's not including me all right okay this is what we're doing what we're doing is uh we're gonna count those we're gonna act as if those didn't that didn't happen okay how many awesome that was actually vile that was that was awesome that was horrible that was actually rose well that was awesome can we do a break we do a commercial break for how gross that was no no no sorry no i'm sorry mischief how many are in this barrel here actually slat you go first let me get a good look at it how many balls you really know your balls don't you i know my way around a pair of balls oh yeah yeah they tell you there's a lot in there yeah there's a good amount of naps i would i would say there might even be a 150 balls in there 150 balls it's a lot of balls right there it's a lot of balls listen there's a reason there's a reason why i'm getting so close it's because i got an 815 on the sat it's true the new one too oh so that you know that score means something that's true [Applause] numbers what about you s man well definitely know my beef uh i think i'm gonna go ahead and say 210 210 that's a lot of balls a lot of balls miss kip what about you can i notice the comforts of the square uh well seeing as though this isn't a circle right it was just a trick question right can i know that what is the the length and width uh looks like it's about a foot by a foot but by a foot okay so that'd be length times width and it's half full 137. 137. well mischief that is absolutely incorrect yeah s van you are correct the answer 240 30 points to s-man ladies and gentlemen nice a foot by a foot uh around the studio we call that measurement in austin squared wonder why they do that tell me about it that's right okay now very nice this next stop item here we go bring it on out here folks we've got an entire wheelbarrow okay hold on mink sphinx please wanted to make oh god okay we're gonna okay oh geez okay minks oh we're losing thanks we're losing all right minks please all right i tell you those wheelbarrows are dense and they hurt all right um all right so hey look it's van wilder the movie okay well look it's brokeback mountain all right well the movie save that one for me we're gonna be we're gonna be guessing how many dvds were in the wheelbarrow before minx had a little bit of a temper tantrum is chef in there ah let me give it a look we've got the colonies in here well there's no chef yet but they do have my stepson is an alien yeah there you go they have zathuro who's scarface scarface okay all right how many were in this wheelbarrow before minx threw it on the ground that's what we're guessing off the before [Music] starting with schlatt jeez man you're in this is a tough one because they're so they're long but but flat you know yeah yeah like it yeah oh it's apocalypse now i know what you mean oh wow listen i [Music] i thought they'd be less meatball i i thought there'd be less meatballs than they're actually worth so i'm going to go on the higher end on these movies i'm going to say 300 300 hundred wow 300 s fam what do you think i'm going to go down on these movies and say 200 and 225. s uh ms kiff [Applause] uh i forgot what we were doing you're guessing how many movies are in the wheelbarrow before minx through it right yeah before see this is tough because they're they're flat and long i'm not really that long i'm probably gonna go with let's see 300 and 225 it's got to be somewhere in the middle of that i'm going to guess 230. miss if this this method that you've been choosing has not worked and let me tell you miz it didn't work again because svan was the closest the correct answer 215 you were 10 off 15. 30 points and s van with that you have tied jay schlott with 120 points ms kiff oh the comeback you are in the last place but but you still have a chance all right you still have a chance oh i'm in the i'm in the bottom wait hold on what was that uh what did i there's a foghorn oh my god [ __ ] spongebob oh my god that sound one more time that sound means they just show a krabby patty made by squidward yes it's this sound means that it's time for the mystery phrase that pays remember at the beginning of the show yes i had a uh we said that there was gonna be a phrase right that we said i vaguely remember this yes and we want to know how many times we said this phrase throughout the show and the phrase that we're guessing the sound of or excuse me the amount of times that we said of is how many points is this for uh how many points is it 25 points miz you really need this one all right how many times did i say round of applause round of applause six teams six sixteen dollars a quick lock-it all right i think ten ten all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] the one with all the stakes it still could be anyone's game and let me tell you folks the stakes have never been higher that's right oh high stakes i didn't expect that but that was good nice job nice job crew all right i obviously expected it you guys stopped talking and there was like a five second pause when you were waiting for the camera we run shows too we know what you guys are doing here [Applause] all right all right behind each number on this board are points that will be added or subtracted to your score thunder lightning please there we go oh and this is very important this is very important folks all right there is one skull located on the board if you choose the skull you are immediately eliminated from the game as your points will drop to zero oh and no this isn't the same board that we've been using for the last several weeks this is a very different board no this is a haunted board this one's haunted that's right bonker w's can't you hear the lightning can't you hear the lightning and thunder you son of a [ __ ] this isn't los angeles all right let's take a look at the points ms kiv you're in last place with 85 points you have an opportunity to go first you're going to choose three numbers we're going to go one at a time minx is going to help us take the numbers off the board one at a time ms what is your first number choose carefully maybe lean on your chat remember one of these numbers some of these numbers add to your points some of them subtract and one of these numbers eliminates you from the game choose wise math the greatest [ __ ] there is i'm gonna probably say listen just one number to cover one number at a time my favorite my favorite number makes i can't see any of the numbers now my favorite number is one through nine but my favorite number is miss i need a number miss i gotta have to have a number lock in now miz my favorite number is number four number four pull pull the number banks here we go let's see it oh careful now let's see and you've been eliminated from the game uh wait you're joking i'm not kidding you have been eliminated from the game you have zero points [Laughter] yes round of applause for miss gifts you got smoked on the first one all right that's good turn off his camera no no he can stay right there yeah yeah all right now it's between you're tied first second each one of you are going to choose two numbers from the board now you know you can't get eliminated but you could lose points let's start with wait can your sound effect guy every time minx comes on stream or does it walk off from the company okay okay don't do that all right here we go all right here we go yep here we go schlopp you go go four what number would you like to choose oh you know what back when i was a kid and [Music] god damn it six eight six six six let's pull it i guess this one minus 50 points what's up that means you've lost 50 points schlatt but there's this is how the game ends yes this is how it ends this is this is how you how you've determined who the winner is every time a [ __ ] board goes cute no this is just special for you all over again actually it's not just a board it's a haunted board hey you forgot the haunted lightning please thank you it's a haunted board folks all right we're gonna need you to lock in two more numbers [ __ ] no one more one more one more numbers one more number four no all right let's take a look no you can't you're eliminated from the game s fan you are a winner number one he's gonna choose number one here we go give me one you go ahead and pull that one austin mine oh my god this show [ __ ] rocks i love i love name your price i love maybe mine on the show all right barring some kind of miracle it looks like you're gonna be our winter house fan but we're gonna need you to go ahead and lock that number that's man go ahead and give us two numbers please give me five five yeah i said why so i'm there's two three seven eight nine left that's right when i was a kid my mom used to pick me up from school after three o'clock so i want to pick three right number three [Applause] oh ladies and gentlemen give it up for s fan everybody your mom is great s man's the winner of name your prize give it up for him ladies and gentlemen 100 episodes 190 points for some reason by the way the chances that miss kip would hit zero the skull on the first one and schlatt would hit consecutive negatives let's take a look at the board 40 30 and negative 10 and 10. schlatt you literally you literally chose everything that you shouldn't have missed there was the chances were stacked in your favor folks and you still found a way to take the l ladies and gentlemen i'd like to thank everybody for participating in your prize winner give it up for twitch.tv s fan everybody round of applause fan tv s fan tv ladies and gentlemen give it up for the one and only jay schlatt everybody can be found on youtube at jay schlatt wait i'm on twitch and on twitch now jay schlatt everybody and give it up ladies and gentlemen for miss gif everybody give it up for miss kiff can be found on twitch.tv or once a week on my show ladies and gentlemen that's right huge shout out to all of you thank you so much guess you can get on out of here thank you so much for joining us for another episode of name your prize come over here let's give a fantastic shout out to my beautiful co-host will knife everybody and the beautiful the wonderful the fabulous just a banks everybody ladies and gentlemen a big shout out to all the production team don't raid yet wait hold on wait wait hold on don't rain yet hold on hold on we got that much time hey i must say hold on wait just a second give us a second coming up right after this is attack of the show ladies and gentlemen let's check in with attack of the show right now kevin how are you what's going on on your show today kevin excellent i just want to say first and foremost fantastic show thank you very much kevin thank you thank you you're so you're so great and gracious as well thank you for the uh the views and the energy that you bring each and every week we're just sorry bud oh i said always will or uh i called you well kevin i can't even see you that's okay i'd love for if will wants to come on over and make another one over there everybody we're just getting hey everybody hey chad we're just getting ready for the big big show we have so much that we've been planning for you all week long we've got that's that's probably going to be tough to remove for the show we didn't rehearse this part you're looking fantastic kevin you really are thank you well austin you are are considered by many to be the prettiest face on the network we have to do something we gotta juice the show yeah so if we oh well you'll never guess who just made it into the studio with that one you'll never

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Published: Fri Apr 08 2022