My Son is Ruthless: Steve Treviño

we have a we have a little boy man we uh so excited about it it's a little blessing man there he is right there his little my son right there yeah yeah it's awesome man yeah he's two years old almost two and a half my wife says now that we need a daughter and I'm like oh no we don't my wife having a backup like a little her following her around the house you're right he doesn't do anything around here foreign box and a little FedEx boxer the best part when my when my son started to talk his first word was Daddy and I was so happy and then my wife got excited she was oh he's gonna say mommy next he calls her babe it's hilarious oh there's nothing funnier than my two-year-old walking around the house going babe Paw Patrol babe that doesn't work he uses her real name Renee it's the best but now that he talks man he says things to my wife that I can't believe he gets away with so my wife's telling me a story right my son is sitting on her lap facing her okay halfway through my wife's story my son takes his little hand and he puts it on her lips and he said babe stop talking foreign finally somebody said it I was like wait a minute I think my son's a mind reader my wife she looked at me like do something and I was like but that went from that to oh no I mean don't get me wrong I love my wife but her stories suck they take forever there's no punch lines that she'll go off on a tangent that has nothing to do with the original story it's the worst it took her two minutes the other day to tell me that she went to Chick-fil-A and it was good she came home all excited oh my God I went to Chick-fil-A it was so good but first of all let me tell you I was in the car and I was driving and I was like oh my God I wanted to go to Chick-fil-A because I was so hungry because I've been on that diet but I was like you know what I'm gonna do it I deserve it I've been so good to myself and I saw a Chick-fil-A and I was like oh my God God wants me to have a Chick-fil-A so I went ahead and I pulled into that Chick-fil-A but it was closed and I was like oh my God why is it closed it's not Sunday because you know me I always crave Chick-fil-A on Sundays and they're closed and I don't know why I always crave Chick-fil-A on Sundays but I do and they're always close but it wasn't Sunday it was Saturday and I was like why are they close it was a new Chick-fil-A it's not even open yet so I was like well forget it I guess I'm not gonna have Chick-fil-A so I got in the car and I was like you know what God does not want me to have Chick-fil-A I'm gonna go ahead and stick to my diet and then I saw another Chick-fil-A and I was like oh my God God does want me to have chicken so I went ahead and pulled into that Chick-fil-A and the girl that was taking my order oh my gosh she had like the cutest little earrings they were like little Christmas trees and I was like oh my God where did you get those and she said Hobby Lobby but there's no way that she got them at Hobby Lobby because I was just at Hobby Lobby and they don't sell earrings at Hobby Lobby I mean maybe they sold her the stuff to make them you can make them at Hobby Lobby but she didn't buy them at Hobby Lobby so anyway it was good [Applause]

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Id: djk2do3PKeM

Length: 3min 48sec (228 seconds)

Published: Wed May 24 2023