My Hot Babysitter Wants to Be My Baby

hey there i'm ryan i'm going to tell you about the time where my parents hired me a babysitter while they went out totally ridiculous right i was 16 when this happened way too old to need a babysitter to look after me well my parents insisted because i slacked off while doing my homework a lot and they apparently grew so sick of it they were like yeah we're hiring you a babysitter we're sick and tired of always having to bail you out of trouble from your teachers it's your fault you keep slacking off which i mean they weren't wrong but they could have found some other way to go about it it was embarrassing a 16 year old teenager having someone who was barely two years older looking after him not to mention being paid by my parents so while they were out doing who knows what i was stuck at home with the babysitter only thing she got going for her was that she was pretty she just turned 18 at that point in time she was barely two years older than me and yet my parents trusted her to watch over me bogus anyways her name was jordan and she was going to spend the entire day with me as my babysitter my parents were leaving at 11 30 in the morning and jordan came over at 11. i guess to get to know me and introduce herself and whatnot i wasn't in the living room when she came over i was still in my room i heard the front door open and my parents greeted her but i didn't actually hear her she must have been talking quietly or something that's something that automatically made me dislike her i don't like quiet people and i don't mean people who keep to themselves i mean people who are typically social but speak quietly i don't want to talk to a mouse after a few minutes my mom called me down to meet her i told her i was coming down but it took me far longer than it normally does i made sure to drag it out as much as i could when i actually got downstairs my parents and jordan were in the kitchen just going over a few things my dad saw me first and waved me over that's when it drew the other's attention as well i didn't really think anything when i first saw her i just thought she was going to be the annoying babysitter that i really didn't need my mom explained to me that she's been babysitting kids since she was 14 and is pretty experienced as well i didn't really care but let her talk anyways i did end up asking my mom why on earth did she hired a babysitter to look after me a 16 year old boy she just replied with maybe you'll work better under a more supervised environment so after they left i just tried going back up to my room but jordan stopped me she told me to stay down so she could get to know me a little better personally i told her i had stuff to do she just raised to brown went you mean like not doing your homework and i was like oh that's none of your business and she went well actually it is that's the entire reason why i'm here and i didn't like it but i knew if i kept making it a big deal it would only make it more difficult for me so i agreed we talked about mundane things and i only contributed every so often she then finally asked me how hard do you think babysitting is and i kind of looked at her and shrugged and went can't be that hard after i said that she just smiled at me wordlessly she didn't say anything it unnerved me she then asked me do you want to try to be the babysitter i blinked at her and went what you mean pretend to babysit you and she just said yep i'll act like the kids i normally take care of if you can handle it i'll do your homework for a week i was pretty smug about the whole thing mostly about the prospect of her doing my homework for me i accepted early all she did was smirk she got off the couch and sat on the floor before beginning to wail loudly that action alone was so sudden it startled me i told her to shut her mouth and asked her why she was screaming she just stopped and looked at me i'm a crying child you're the babysitter get me to stop crying it's what she said before beginning to wail like a siren i asked her how on earth i was supposed to do that and all she said was that's what you gotta figure out i was really tempted to just leave her there but if i didn't handle it i would lose the bet which was something else i didn't want so i was forced to try to settle her it was really awkward doing this whole bet with someone who was far from a baby but i tried i tried giving her games and stuffed animals that we still had around the house but that didn't work she had been screaming for 10 minutes straight i was surprised her vocal cords weren't shot i remember being like i have no idea what i'm doing while running circles around the living room i had never dealt with a child before never seen anyone deal with a child that was one thing i wasn't interested in she still hadn't stopped screaming so i finally was like what the babies like do they like food milk milk it was like a revelation like i had found the secrets to the universe i got some milk from my refrigerator i wasn't even sure if that was the correct milk to use but but i was willing to try anything to get her to be quiet i knew from my very basic knowledge that you warm the milk or something not too hot though i quickly poured into a cup and brought it out to jordan it did quiet her but she just looked at me what is this she asked i told her it was a cup of warm milk she then asked if you would give a yelling screaming child milk in a heavy glass cup i knew she was mocking me but even then there really wasn't anything i could say except uh no she then hummed and said so then why'd you do it what else is there we don't have sippy cups or baby bottles she then told me to make do and improvise it took me about 20 minutes to finish that entire thing i don't know how many more things i had to do the concept of jordan doing my homework bounced around my head i was too stubborn to back down my parents were gone from 11 30 in the morning to 8 30 at night that's nine hours so in that time jordan managed to tear my house upside down and i barely managed to contain her first after she forced me to feed her properly she wrapped herself in a towel and was like most of the kids i babysit are still in diapers change me god it was so embarrassing she literally just stayed there straight faced it's like she wasn't embarrassed at all that's what made it worse when i managed to finish that she was like okay now you gotta play with me and i was like excuse me she just gave me a look and said you play with kids it's important to bond with them now you gotta find a way to entertain me a kid it got to a point where jordan would just not talk to me only using broken baby kid english it made everything 100 more difficult for me my parents came home they came home to jordan screaming like a lunatic the living room all torn apart and me on the verge of tears what's going on my dad asked neither of them were even fully through the door jordan was snapped out of whatever mindset she got herself in and stood up removing the tide towel from around her waist your son just failed at being a babysitter and is failing school too is what she said oh hold up you're the one who told me to do the stupid thing i quickly jumped to my own defense i was not gonna let her get me in trouble for an idea that was originally hers she looked at me with a straight face and said i asked if you want to try being in my shoes and you agreed i didn't tell you to do anything my mom looked at me then jordan so i'm assuming he didn't get his homework done she had a weird sense of humor jordan just sighed and grabbed her bag he can barely take care of a metaphorical child how do you expect him to take some of the ap classes you got him in my mom and dad just looked at each other i felt oddly out of place even though it was my house she continued on to say something like he feels no responsibility that's why he doesn't do his homework nor anything else once a burden of responsibility is placed on his shoulders then he'll learn until then you'll need to figure something else out my mom tried to talk her down saying i know my son is hard to deal with but please you're our only hope i didn't know what to say in all of that i didn't think it was that serious to be fair i didn't take anything that seriously perhaps that was my problem jordan just turned to me and was like i'm still getting paid so i suppose it's not that bad but you me my place tomorrow and i was like hold up what did she seriously just say i was going to her house i didn't even know her last name i barely knew her at all she could try to keep me in her basement or feed me to her rabid dogs or something however my parents didn't object they just watched her fetch a piece of paper in a pen where she wrote her a dress down you guys are seriously letting me go to her house we barely know her my mom just sighed and said son i've never seen someone drive you to the verge of tears before she's our last hope and frankly we don't know how to deal with you anymore wow mom thanks for those encouraging words jordan walked over to me and handed me the piece of paper that had her address on it here who are you one with it throw it out for all i care that won't make you a better student or person she left without a word when she was gone my dad turned to me and was like son what the heck happened while we were gone i just sighed the tiredness of the day suddenly crashed into me i told him that i may have told her that babysitting was easy and that if i could do it as well as she could she'd do my homework for a week he called me a fool and my mom said ryan what am i going to do with you i just said she basically sold me over to an evil babysitter there's more to this story but this was about the gist of it however more things did happen at her house so if you want to hear about that in part two then hit that like and subscribe button

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Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 04 2021