MY GOAT IS AFTER ME!! FGTeeV Goat Simulator Pay Day w/ Gary the Shark #3

this is true story by high Campbell got the hump on their bump on the back I know crack granny hit them so hard with a back on their back that they got a bump and then just stayed there forever and they never got better [Music] what's the Betty where's the cameras oh goodness the camera right there cameras in the wrong place whoops all right what's the 50 weird thing ever go oh my goodness throw at this camera we got to do it again where is the camera seriously show the sucker key camera you stop it camera why is it so close yeah what is I can look literally see my boogers yeah thank you oh goodness all right dude I think we got it this time all right it's time to start the guys look at the epic green screen ready oh goodness I'm in another world I can still see the for Shawn just a little bit more just just a little bit more Gary say hello that was you wasn't it yeah oh it was Gary yeah I believe you I believe you all right so Shawn wanted to play go simulator now which one do we play though do we do pay then should we do go Phil yeah we do zombie Rosie know which one I and that one yeah we're go we're playing Deauville now if you don't know we actually have goats oh my goodness what are we doing in today's idiom go o beat him up oh you ate a mushroom yeah yes oh my goodness is your head just get big cuz you ate a mushroom yeah whoa he's doing zombie arms belly out zombie arms go ahead run into Shawn oh you can change your go you get a classy go that is not a go a crazy and love go maybe he likes Darla yo let's go in there see what she's watching FG TV watch us go through the door you're acting like a wild animal k go slow go slow don't don't scare her we got to see what she's working on don't think you're gonna scare her dude you literally you literally not see is watching at GTV shun what did you do have you ever come in my office and do that I'll probably this is got simulator I forgot the a it might go is FaceTime me hello are you making me look bad now that we just have a phone and don't sheeps a bad you save man who is he talking to oh not mom I wasn't talking about you oh my gosh is that makes yo derpy hit it derp thanks gotta meet somebody and yo don't let makes fault bro if she gets cracked dodo oh oh my goodness I guess we have an egg's ra got cracks oh you got go on the ground like whoa on the ground like whoa whoa yo you wanna play Zombie go real quick all right let's do it Abdi can't play the same game for a lot of times that's your really painful like my brain is like yes zombie catchable do you know what catchy well means yeah me neither survive for as long as you can wait we should do that [Music] yo Gary you got anything to say bro oh my goodness shot rise he got you know okay run can you go in a way what is that I go to the party yo these dudes are zombies yeah I'm gonna punch you guys haha yeah hey what's this Oh what is that what is that oh my goodness this is gonna be cigarette [Music] ready we don't lose that I really [Music] [Music] wait stop it no where's my gun dude I'm dying okay literally I need to just I need to go in water I think you don't want to ride a boat oh wait what are you doing I don't want to play another one no pair John you're always making me laugh to do things on time I want to do oh let's do that one we're showing how you beat that Camel yeah I do okay stinky logo okay yeah no yeah you're right it is peg say play close it oh oh you just hit the gardener no not you Clarence alright so what's the dish so you a bird now you is it a hot dog stuff so it's a hot dog stuck in a truck Ukraine your bird oh oh no dude yo yo yo bro yo the heat dis arrest you your head but that fool he say my mommy you lock them inside of a train you understand the level of boss this that it takes to possess such a skill no your dolphin in a wheelchair what elevator probably not gonna catch on but I'm still gonna sing it party party party to dump a little elevation party in the top of with at the bay he did know he good party [Music] ATD 582 my son kima son wait huh yeah I am you you're my moon oh my goodness you a star bro oh you see what I did there no no I mean here oh my goodness you in it oh no this is gonna hurt so good you've been playing the whole time you'll Gary don't you think I should have a turn but now my tell Gary a secret about you shine Gary you know Shawn he doesn't even know how to cook a steak right boy for real what'd I say hey Jake I did not say that I did not say you don't know how to cook a cake you're the best cake boss all right Gary you you kind of like clearance from the last episode that we did yeah we're just gonna get you a few so boring but that's the wrong type of Gary he said maril yeah that's SpongeBob's you're infringing on his IP booth party the dolphin elevator party in the dolphin wheelchair elevator forgot my own song yeah the office don't make that sound Wow I was gonna slingshot he was gonna slingshot until you change the character let me teach you something about content Shawn look again this is true story by hai Campbell got the hump on their bump on the back oh no crack granny hit them so hard with a back on their back and they got a bump and then just stayed there forever and they never got better oh my oh my goodness dude his head is stuck spider go movie spider-man spider-man spider-man he's a spider go he got spider hand no oh so spider back go to a by machine to get a prank we're gonna pry this for hair by tap it yo can you get your head out please number what plates for mischief for later learning wow this is the Brahma you could hear the pranks you could do in the city and equip masks on your crew oh my goodness why would I want that mask oh you know you know I want that corny I prank man here we go ever yeah what yeah what yeah we were yet what should we do what kind of prank make the pigs fly let's do that one alright tight cops to a hot air balloon oh my gosh I'm gonna do that I'm gonna do it so good and get that Chuck [Music] what all right now my goodness dude that was the best car ever I got to see all right thank you so much oh my god I'm Elena the balloon are you kidding me I have a button copy or you add I'm gonna put you on that balloon that balloon seriously wait wait don't I take my shine from me shine wait wait can I please okay here we go no quickly quickly okay I'm like dude is that would be ready 1 2 3 yes gathered gas canisters on the seat where's gas canisters wait backhoe we need you sorry no gas ah come on where's gas canisters like sir this is a stick-up you know what I'm a healthy yeah oh you're welcome and Oh spider goat saves that day I totally just say that that you guys are welcome get out of here stop sleeping oh okay those guys are do if you okay you can play but first we just have to figure out where's the gas station wait wait don't you touch don't you talk I'll kick your ball kick your butt sorry guys I just like really want to win this okay okay thank you excuse me what is wrong with me who just walks into a goal I don't even know how to give back to the baboon oh wait this hairy dude I don't like I don't tell you though yeah that is what in the famous words elects wah wah Tyco after high air below I already did no you can't have your mommy you know why I don't have an answer for the you know wipe our son hit me with one I've met hit me with an answer not hit wait you can't hear it no no try Gary's headset well ma'am okay Carrie enough is that better it's cold yeah that's cuz Gary he's a cold-blooded mammal just wait no it doesn't work I have this shirt ha ha wait this is should work at the sure anytime you buy a whip is sure you get the whip empowers everybody knows that only you I don't like that rule so now what's that stop limiting fine I'm eating my webbot juice ma'am you gas canisters gas a gas canisters gas canisters [Applause] [Music] oh dude what happen in the car oh my gosh dude ready here I go okay and I give up yeah you got gas can yesterday he doesn't even have a gas can i Tommy dude Shawn just sounded against it you blew it up are you kidding me yeah you are oh you know where another one is okay here - why is my butt legs on the ground chase the video is about over dude there's gas go slow lick it oh goodness he's digging a fish out of [Music] [Music] trash trash gasps wait right there there's a bunch of them just lick it and I need a fly no no don't crash it don't crash it okay supposed to bring it down low no no no no get away from me cop get away no cab you fart little bird why is my bird not getting up okay Gary enough you're crunching is just like I love it bye Chewie chase dot over Daily Show champ which way can we get ran over by the train blur that out likes allergic to flamingos Mike's allergic to flamingos Mike's allergic to flamingos oh my god my dad is sleepy right when I just walk into some car how's your dinosaur after day yeah go on time can run naked really no that was another video I've been asked to run naked around target so here I go this gasps oh snap Cup does it go we can should be kept out watch them wings the way they fly stay right there flying crash don't go too fast gotta kick here we go big fish in the sand don't do that man get leave disappear right quick like a magician guys thank you so much for watching this video we'll check you guys later [Music] yeah check out that video that's funny goats can unbox them but humans can FG TV toys now at Target in Walmart stores huh try again goat man goat sold separately [Music] liebelei bleep problem it's gonna be right back with a this kills the bathtub [Music] are you sure that's the right one no that's the pineapple goes to the moon song

Channel: FGTeeV

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Id: h19p8Uk9kpQ

Length: 18min 25sec (1105 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 21 2019