MY GIRLFRIEND PUT ME ON TINDER...

all right tinder v2 I asked for a hundred fifty thousand likes and it got 97 thousand likes why were you then because you know what I enjoyed the video last time so I want to try it the other way around I need to knock my you go down a little bit so you know what I'm going on tinder Talia is gonna put me on tinder and write my bio and everything like that so let's create your new account get started okay this is a test what's my first name just go for my running go from our own it okay we're gonna put your birthday yesterday that it is 7 September I'm gonna put you as like 94 you are a man you looking for a boy option okay my best pick okay let's go to your Instagram I would suggest not putting that one really that should be the main no it really attracts goes oh definitely gonna go for the private jet this one okay well travels okay oh my it might stick a bit in the bum on there that one makes it look like I played in front of a full stadium okay best fit ignore my pictures it's good coach housing yeah it's through the whatsapp group someone sent me coach housing a nudes okay about me no no okay that's the way to get some swipes swipe right for five pounds of your first uber then little asterisks and put only applicable to my house and about me I don't know yeah please sound like a dick at people that call themselves humble humble millions of followers and a bank account to match both oh my god swipe right to be wined and dined I have humble as my first that's the first line someone sees it and they're like oh this is violet humble but millions the father was a job title such a disgusting word future i'm perd entrepreneur Oh bang me and freezy syllabus the other day what's worse than having entrepreneur in your even tried it yeah okay company hopefully you maximum distance Swiper yeah gender and the grandpas I'm not picky apparently okay hey honey it's actually gonna be really demoralizing cuz it wasn't as you went with you it's a match it's a match because of the picture I saw website its how much it's gonna be so annoying just white pretty much every single guy so hyped past said it was a match it's different for boys and girls oh boy I've every single boy I know I have seen on tinder they just do this like they swipe every single female - you got much oh no much eye on bangin right now my head is touching my head is touching the ceiling right now why does a boy okay so we've gone okay we've got a few message oh yeah every single one every single wanted to do message so much dude it's a football account Romans FC gone and while you're planted estoppel club I'm certainly interested in playing with a certain type of ball and then you're trying of a football club right now that doesn't even make sense you're Chang of a football club I'm after your bank account law thanks and matching Simon is it a dude Dave his name is Dave my bank account is big enough to share thankfully you have something big enough to share - oh I want to share nothing of his James's hey I just realized why I recognized you watch a lot of redtube watch a lot of porn hub then question mark nice photos no we can't make out if the one place that will is you I assume that's a joke why is he assumed as a John that's good cuz it looks like your reply with just saw you next to spider-man I've seen that's a joke I mean I was yeah but you're not a normal person guilty humble humble I did throw up a little bit my heart what did you say Oh Mike see he sounds hot he could have gone yeah my dicks big or something like that well that's what we want you said the age is anything I know let's start some conversations oh look girls yeah that's skaara okay okay you can recommend to a friend don't under you know this like double date tender one I did see a swingin standalone and a threesome Linda it wasn't tinder but it was next video if you want to see us to go on a threesome tinder we don't actually can do it we are gonna do it come on that would be jokes I am you ought to see that let us know in the comments you look alright to introduce yourself oh my god that's horrible fun another girl Elodie Elodie just did the parents forget that Emma this fire named because she's good Elodie no now tell me she doesn't know my sara clothes she doesn't know a place her name is ma do really cheesy one be like that's weird my next girlfriend is called ma OKC's cute she's jumping out of a plane on a Schwinn jealous bungee jumping you look like the kind of girl who enjoy who would enjoy a private jet so I wonder what he spoken to it was a joke but never mind screw it just say so how big hi again it's me oh my god you've used my intros I don't even say Simon wait Chris replied haha I just meant it looks professional about the football I think you just go what the [ __ ] why can't a strong independent man be a fool even know I know you don't you're sending him again of the wider you lie lie again have we spoken was I drunk what do I have an identical twin I know nothing else oh my I beg pretend we [ __ ] up you don't remember you were you were that drunk lull oh yo what am i start with oh yo no I never Oh yo a spicy boy yeah what Oh Katie says no one has ever said that to me before of course they haven't hey so where are we jetting off to then gee that that's confidence we've got some spicy well hot yourself hey tinder is a tragic place reply you're a cool Miami vindaloo oh she's actually on a private jet I see he's ready for the private jet and what are we doing when we get there well she replied Wow smooth smooth her name is mine you're putting your the second best my I know wha is that girl message me first boy Don day as la biblioteca I Katie's boring skiing of course just reply with you want to men question mark oh you don't know what the spies that I am just know nothing I think about how you ski oh I was like two feet like down a slope got it two guys yeah hopefully she'll get it don't get me I'd be like unintentionally join in Lowell we've definitely not met before you should have gone option B evil twin this more likely I just be explicit I'll do it yeah I'm scared after what you did to me that night I could never call you evil devil emoji ah Elodie applied no they didn't about cool missing them as long as you got the day he's asking what skiing is she's asking what the term for wanking two guys are at the same team is time is you said aha nevermind so sex question wat I think she's down you could do with a couple of Spanish lessons but I've heard worse oh my god you've got fully go oh my god Francesco's replying said always typing Oh impressive I mean that is impressive it's not really there's no words I think you want a bit yeah what do you look for in here I think she's got all-out hardcore sex ran down it looks so diff - said out loud yeah many times a few times send the other second best my I know who's the first you ain't getting the shot the sea was so dull I've been so much better this is honestly the cringe iasts worst reply possible you're the second-best ma ma I know who's the first maruge maybe whoa I was gonna say maybe maybe you two could meet Sarah why are you famous why are you famous oh my god Franchesca ride brilliant brilliant my type of lad okay we need to find out what he's into I love feet what size are you oh my god oh my god I'm like the Kardashians are talented you don't look like you've got a big ass small ass fat bank account Francesca we're having two different conversations I'm talking to the man you're talking to the girl what's nice peed 9.5 that'll fit a 9.5 that's all fit I don't want my feet inside you so it doesn't matter she thinks this is will any hundreds then draw her back in draw back in just say how else am I meant to stand out I like to look and like feet to to look at them I'm sighs - oh and bite them when I'm [ __ ] I'm a size two wait wait let me just try him a Barry okay right there make sense I'm just trying to figure out the logistics make sense Sabrina insert compliment below Sabrina will you be my teenage [ __ ] oh my god it's rainy lawyer and she's at the University of Paris you're a horrible weights are applied don't worry just stopped you and found you on YouTube and you got a girlfriend obviously this is for a tender video okay so we've been found out by one person wait you're writing an essay here obviously this is pretending video yeah he's a [ __ ] this is his girlfriend found his tinder unfortunately so I try and get her my revenge Lowell what the hell I kind of hope she doesn't believe oh my god there's other way she's been sat there like sabrina the teenage [ __ ] man I'm 26 [Laughter] yeah but Sabrina the [ __ ] didn't have the same ring to it good luck with that that's what she says say oh man she's blocked us I had fun with you Sarah you were the most enjoyable Sabrina said you are so funny no that's that's a no you're so funny my Butler's think so I don't have a butler this isn't me Maur said ha ha ha I had too good bang in life knowledge I'm going straight in for the kill ready I'm having dinner at my man's house tomorrow want to come I think I think should be down I did you know what ha because that should like to know what yeah Sabrina said I prefer being a rich lawyer you're not rich your parents are actually Sting's a bit no daddy put the money in my bank account you actually capitalized the my this business called sky you think you're above me it's so bad it's good where are you from my mom my mom yeah she says hi my mom she says hi my mum she says hi she's finding that funny oh yeah because you don't write how she sat behind her phone game see Sabrina said aha she liked it just thrown out there this is this is how I'm gonna propose a date to her so anyways I have a court date soon and actually need a lawyer you came I'm a French trainee lawyer I can't help you in this country I know but the Eiffel is how I had some laws I didn't know about now there's some indecent pictures long story but I need help in France oh go to sleep now you have school tomorrow as about so you're like the same age 24 and 26 I am going to bed long day tomorrow trying to get rid of my dick from the internet no I think we've successfully scared every single person away but haven't been banned yeah we got bad last time cuz she was a prostitute I didn't it was her account well yeah that's it for today you feel we're gonna check out Talia in the description down below and yeah if you do want to see that with the recent one you know I can do that one on my own you know probably if not wearing trousers but anyways thank you guys for watching leave it like you enjoyed and peace [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Miniminter

Views: 5,158,739

Rating: 4.9610047 out of 5

Keywords: miniminter, mm7games, simon, sidemen, random, girlfriend, tinder

Id: z2XAUQFsjFc

Length: 16min 34sec (994 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 28 2019