My FAVORITE #85SouthShow Moments (PT. 9)

bro you for real dear well i do rag to the shoulder you do understand that [ __ ] is for at the house that is not part of the ensemble if you got some waves or you just wear the [ __ ] all right well flex on the mode bro let them all see your ways my [ __ ] you look like a single mom about to go to bed hey any [ __ ] that wear a do-rag out in public be sitting on the couch like this ladies your [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] if you watch tv from the side this song could be anything happy birthday merry christmas happy thanksgiving happy easter happy hanukkah happy kwanzaa tasha it's saint patty's day valentine's day okay happy halloween veteran day columbus day mlk day independence day happy independence day marlo the king day it's his birthday birthday why she keep changing merry christmas happy birthday happy thanksgiving happy now i'm ready for halloween happy mother's day yeah cool is that all love them saint patrick's day i think look at my calendar i got some [ __ ] in here let me see [Music] new year's day don't want to pay this one no it's in february [Music] y'all [Music] get your girl pregnant trying to get your girl pregnant on my birthday on my birthday what is that earth day happy earth day [Music] what is it [Applause] [Music] [Music] that means when the people died in the war they hear no more so we remember them [Music] black history [Music] don't forget about juneteenth cause that's the day that the slaves found out that they weren't slaves [Music] [Applause] you you've been wondering what joel t light my weed up one more time [Music] oh happy birthday happy birthday [Music] valentine's day new year's day okay november 1st daylight saving time in daylight savings time will get dark and 5 o'clock [Music] this is another episode of the 85 south show brought to you in part by some real [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] brought to you in part by that company that sells those do-rags that are sold in the liquor store whatever that company is that makes those durags that they sell at all the convenience stores in the hood liquor stores and gas stations [Music] no you can't see them all right so this right here is find you a boo fam your name sir pierre all set hey he don't talk like that for real mr pierre oh wow oh it looks like she want to meet him you put a lot of bass in your voice there sir if b simone called you and told you she might be pregnant first response what was your be your first response let's go decemong i'm your man let's do this you like him my man right here so i need y'all to make some noise for the winner there you go there you go yeah [Laughter] first of all i don't know if you're if i beat your son i don't know if you've been informed of this but black people cannot be racist because racism is a power structure and you have to have power to be able to make somebody suffer because of the color of their skin which black people can't so first of all [ __ ] reed you racist bro i can't be racist it's impossible for me to be racist because somehow something happens in order to be racist you have to be like hey man ain't no way in the world me as a black man can go anywhere with some white [ __ ] like hey get all these white [ __ ] up out of here man the [ __ ] in the building are real [ __ ] in this [ __ ] i want all these trackers about it doesn't work that way ma'am and and and it's it's very disheartening to know that you believe that your people are the reason why we're most famous she said that [ __ ] will come white people you guys are contemptuous oh [ __ ] and that's what i read that's what i said [ __ ] she see that coming look at that white people i know that's why there's a good reason where you think she from chico huh just a statement kentucky no no no no no i can tell from the space between this and respect she probably from somewhere like arkansas uh west virginia yeah west virginia this and respect for new hampshire i don't know them the white people we love you know them white people and with this let's get this straight white people that are our fans we love you guys and you see why we put our hands up when they come because we don't know if that was the white woman who was going to write some [ __ ] like that we don't want to be touching her so she can be like and y'all put your hands on us all our white fans are furious about this oh yeah this is our white friends can't wait to show us how much they [ __ ] with that one oh they can't wait one of the real [ __ ] hit me was like man i've been meaning to get one of them hoodies man but ever seen that [ __ ] right there i'm getting one today bro that [ __ ] hurt my feelings a black man from mississippi i got called racist you know how much racism i have endured in your life in my in my life racist racist i have never heard like that's just the entitlement that's going on you know what it's not about women right now we do i don't give a [ __ ] you know me i don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] white women got right now to just be able to feel like they are in control to show you and make you move a certain way how did you feel like that karen what did we say to make you feel like we was racist to you karen what makes her think we coming to the studio making this show for her anyway this is a real nigga's shoe that's all it's fun [ __ ] that's it it's just so happy y'all watch this [ __ ] now hold on i'ma spit a rap and keep it real what the [ __ ] is going on in nashville is this for real who is that guy he's looking like a slave and uh another black guy who's working in the field they think that this is art but [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] who is responsible we need to make some calls [ __ ] we put slavery on the walls who the [ __ ] responsible we need to make some calls check this out it's gonna make me feel too welcoming this [ __ ] is a slave and then a white [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] i mean this [ __ ] is [Music] stressed in the field [Music] that's all right we gonna take it the wrong [Music] [Music] [Music] get a shot and then this white man he got his boy on some horses they couldn't have put these two together they could have made some better choices but uh it's the symbolism and we caught the symbol cause the mind be so quick [Music] so [Music] he probably sold all his babies and raped his old [Music] through and slay this whole family all types of tragedy big agony yeah i mean this [ __ ] is crazy look at this fields how many times do you think this [ __ ] got us killed now crazy he from georgia he from alabama they gonna send him to another [ __ ] and he going to the slammer he think cuz he kissed masters ass that any kind of light skinned that he'd really get a pass now check the [ __ ] in the back in the back cause he's dark [Music] [ __ ] is crazy they get no wrong i mean you already know this [ __ ] of blow these [ __ ] kill each other but won't say a word to them okay this song getting kind of long so let me get to what i'm saying no man [ __ ] they did enjoy jumping on the horses and ruin these [ __ ] lying slapping them and knocked down them [ __ ] all over their wives grabbing on their daughter titties then they spitting them every time they won't buy these [Music] with so many [Music] come on now god has blessed me with everything god has blessed me [Music] way more than i ever wanted oh he has blessed me he saw me when i wasn't nothing god he has blessed he put some in me to make me feel like i was something god has blessed me when did nobody love me god has you loved me god oh he has blessed me when everybody turned me back oh he has blessed me you turned me around [Music] he's blessed me he blessed me he's blessed me he's blessed me he's blessed me with his glory come on now he's blessed me he's blessed me what he did for you he's blessed me in the noon time and in the evening you know what i did when i woke up this morning [Music] thank [Music] tell them what you did in the day of the lord i walked outside now looking around come on now tell him what you did in his name of the lord of the lord come on of the lord for everybody who don't know how good he is of the lord oh of the lord [Music] oh but don't forget carlos he blessed me come on now god has blessed me oh he's blessed me and he's blessing you cause he's a blessing everybody out there needs a blessing raise your hands up high and sing with me now look here we're not going to ask for no money but if you got some money in your pocket every day take it out of your pocket and put it in your other pocket everybody in the house preaching and sang with me and say god i said if you got money in your pocket everything take it out your pocket to me and put it in your other pocket i don't think you feel me out there when i'm saying right now say god is everything what is it to me don't be afraid to love em all come on he's everything to be oh i'm not afraid to scream it at the mountaintop so in the valleys i say god it's everything oh to me i'm not afraid to say it to you or him or her then what they because god is everything he's everything to be there is no one greater there is no power he is my savior god is everything he's everything to me to me yes all right y'all stop i'm about to give me another blunt [Music] [Music] well church we're going to take up the collection today we have a lovely attendance amen we have any visitors in the church who would like to stand up and present themselves right here at the 85 south show missionary baptist church [ __ ] these whole seminary wow this was all the [ __ ] [ __ ] who thought we wasn't gonna make it when they kicked us yes they said it they said i wanna let these [ __ ] [ __ ] know that you can't stop what god has amen hey man i won't play talking your [ __ ] running your mouth but i know one thing you ain't gonna put your hands on nobody over here play boys say it bastard when you talk about the 85 south show you better put some respect on the [ __ ] podcast we listen to your puss ass podcast this [ __ ] ain't never hilarious this [ __ ] ain't never interesting we heard every time we drop a [ __ ] podcast [ __ ] is hilarious [ __ ] is interesting [ __ ] be like where you been lois you know we coming back next friday [ __ ] chill [ __ ] ugly hoes in the comments how many goddamn comments are you gonna leave [ __ ] we know you're ugly we see you we gonna respond to all the pretty [ __ ] yeah and when you see us skip over your [ __ ] and talk to the pretty [ __ ] get mad because that's what you supposed to do oh no missionary seminary baptist [ __ ] these hoes don't nobody cross her we only listen to a few goddamn podcasts we [ __ ] with the brilliant idiots we [ __ ] with the drink champs taxis all that [ __ ] yes up [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] hating on the show anyway you let them off easy every time they look up and they don't see dc young fly in the show they're like what flying [ __ ] with the show that [ __ ] busy [ __ ] he might be shooting a movie he might have a stand-up show he might be hosting homecoming a step show talking to some kids at the high school you don't know what this [ __ ] doing but he's doing something for the community chemistry off man we in here drinking red bull donuts smoking on some of the most organic sitting next to teresa and them women who ain't had sex since 2000 at the end one thing that we know what's it real good what's it really don't worry about what we doing don't come asking me well how many followers black out now you don't work you know how many you got you just asking me to see if i got them know you follow them asking me when we're now coming back don't ask me [ __ ] i [ __ ] with who [ __ ] with me this is all the hispanics that don't speak no spanish this podcast with steve harvey and them talk to aunt this for all my [ __ ] who listen to the [ __ ] in the headphones at work cause you don't [ __ ] with nobody at the job not down person and [Music] this is for short tall [ __ ] all types of hoes with big feet and slow wrists podcasts for old [ __ ] that still look young oh rain down rain down podcast is for mixed people who look both colors [Music] like we said earlier this podcast is where all the lesbians in the studs who still wear pretty panties it's for all the [ __ ] who ate some [ __ ] earlier today shout out to clayton english one more time amen podcast is for all the ladies who taste that [ __ ] first to let you know it's good podcasts for [ __ ] who got old new cars dwell on that podcast is for all the weed salesmen who give you that extra gram just to let you know they're back on podcast is for pretty [ __ ] who take selfies in the driver's seat and don't never put your seat belt on you cute [ __ ] but you gonna look [ __ ] up dead yeah we had to take time out to thank everybody much love to all the white people who've been watching the show and now they realize that black lives do matter we didn't converted a few [ __ ] glad to notice some of the baby daddies and baby mamas are communicating via the 85 south shore comments we gonna forever shout them out this podcast is for all the [ __ ] who watch the show who might want to give us some [ __ ] but your self-esteem test is a little bit too low to slide in them dms i'm letting you know bitch's girlfriend season you can [ __ ] around and get some boots for christmas show up with the right kind of [ __ ] if you want to anything you want to say brother fly 85 south show seminary missionary baptist [ __ ] these old [Music] it's been a message from your man carlos miller as i like this people don't never let nobody tell you what you can't do and who you supposed to be speaking cause you ain't [ __ ] but yourself never let nobody tell you you ain't [ __ ] cause that's my job only one who can tell you you ain't [ __ ] is me keep being who the [ __ ] you is if the [ __ ] don't like you you need to move around more my damn throw i know it but [ __ ] we out this [ __ ] anyways oh [Applause] [Music] your titties look like used tea bags that's what

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Length: 30min 29sec (1829 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 19 2020