My FAVORITE #85SouthShow Moments (PT. 2)

brain travel without the ruling party it's true you're afraid and a cop but [Applause] [Applause] how are you beautiful [Applause] did she just hear you say you was rich she said do I got the money so onto taking some money to get they say [ __ ] that one enough you better ask what's the mole well ma'am how much did she ask for she say five thousand would you judge that's why you need to New York training course Carlos what's up Nelson New York trainer supposed to be on train so claustrophobic to be on the train I was on that [ __ ] and it was packed bro I seen it so gate [ __ ] getting home anything it didn't hold onto no real he just put his ass up to it [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I don't know [Music] y'all make some noise for the [ __ ] now [Music] saico-tek never afterwards an autozone [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey Cole you're not a scientist a rhabdo [ __ ] you where's like missing [ __ ] your [ __ ] future and make a change Oh [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] city I don't know what the [ __ ] to happen if I do all that expenditures and a local accent I defy Salzburg's bedroom [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay yeah [Applause] what's your go-to G well you thinking in real life I don't want you to know that [Music] [Laughter] where your [ __ ] bra I don't trust this thing bro y'all watch him you'll be stealing out of black girl oh yeah what we might have to jump him he's stealing our women were you from you Palestinian me quit [ __ ] with you before you blow this [ __ ] up they call his uncle what the [ __ ] did he say what did he say there's the final straw man father scrub I know we back on them drugs man cuz this is the final straw man he stole when he started mr. Whitfield mr. Whitfield this is your child mr. Whitfield Winfield then you're making this much more difficult than it has to be no no body key to my wardrobe I'm so sorry about this what you're saying but I still yeah right now I need you to get it out he has to hurt right now he needs to hear it we think we don't know but we do know he stole $300 from the youth choir see see that's your problem I stole money hey cheering when you play [Music] sound like Leslie her the Simpson dad that would give me something that was not a [ __ ] win ya hear it's just [ __ ] win okay okay what kind of smooth waiter that will lie here alone don't know me I like that one hey if you got a deadbeat father and then [ __ ] say he gonna come on pick up here [Applause] when you see it making it oh you somebody he say you go pay you [Music] [Applause] [Music] ladies wanna figure say go come over there to eat that [ __ ] if you like [Applause] you gotta ask me I'm get down [Music] ladies what you been giving him for a long time but a [ __ ] tell you about the night [Music] [Applause] [Music] when you find the crackhead they got the bus on the food stands for sale they say man I'm gonna get you $50 over haaa this was gonna make the white people bury him when they say they gonna impeach truck [Music] [Applause] [Music] fellas where your cup [ __ ] up and you're a city on the way it's hanging a right up the street they bout to pull up are you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what's up [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] good I wish to see Carlos you already don't get people what to say yeah I'm one too what you wanna do [Applause] [Music] don't pay Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] give me 40 seats don't stop [Music] honey honey like it like like I swallow this whole time do you at the foot search oh oh [Music] crack-smoking invited back to go live rats Pocoyo five [Applause] nobody had a creator that'll do sneeze second singer right who's going to why do they are [ __ ] they are [ __ ] you'll see the white dude style what's up with your conception bo what about good do it and keep it real you know we're running a couple and they want to have a dance battle these then if y'all go sit out digging the Buddha [Applause] doughnuts what the city can't even grow anything like he's mine the old black fingers like man I don't know what the Forgotten came to my leg another and [ __ ] Roxy said you're better believe this you better quit talking to me before I [ __ ] the books off my hands on this spongebob we cooking burgers Li make a high dude like make up your bed [ __ ] even offer you some crack man you've got to fight that [ __ ] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] look at me in my face look at me I'm John Doe no no no no no no no no don't look at me my women done come on I guess you too [ __ ] their best Priya yeah yeah no no look at me my no no I have a lot of you got no no I have a lot of you now you guys I got my boy right even my time come on with a I do [ __ ] hey man check the [ __ ] up yes I'm talking gonna gonna gonna hey man look I see you got that new counting on there at night at night look man we made my boy we was bigger than a week cleaning out the Canada I got 10 now I got 10 on [Applause] oh no you don't know [Applause] yeah [Applause] I was [ __ ] wanted [ __ ] Jonica is stupid yeah well you're the real cracker baby you got the baby here you got the guy hold the baby here she ain't here Christina but any [ __ ] - ooh bad bad excuse me excuse me excuse me [Applause] [Applause] take on this [ __ ] I pick out all these gold chains now what do you do please you think you sitting up in this [ __ ] like super simple to me please they wanna get some [ __ ] you want how much watch they use a lighter word for yourself dude anything I make don't think it's got an overflow from my fault get you something hey what's going on with dad he died from opals oh yeah you know that [ __ ] to hold the one in his finger so funny he's still in like a mother book say my name ain't [ __ ] with child to thing as if as that each other Oh y'all look like the Jacksonville things that shoot up everything yeah I know that [ __ ] guy he probably got three admissions in front of his name [ __ ] this [ __ ] look Tommy um huh FTS well Tommy I think I go get about a person's team Matthew happen hey do you got a brush we walk now they got [ __ ] on play up and threatened on Twitter all day you want to [ __ ] better be funny or else what this Jackson video you don't want to know what the [ __ ] else is Jacksonville America's heartland there should your grandma house up all the blended morning and I know the if he's getting ready for church so you won't see why she say it that slogan we'd bang them where we hang them fighting over baby finally they see you want me to tell you I believe a plan cuz I must stay at land of just like man [Applause] you ran we got the project x-men in this muhfucka day what's going on in this section right here they go ranch soy sauce and salt call them the condiments stay here data contest they are the group the condiments they're sweeter condiments we going in there tonight don't see us you know who they want to fight ooh any beach they see it's all right she says y'all for she hold her purse not you a beat [ __ ] nice she don't trust this [ __ ] didn't she she appreciative what's your trust you know [ __ ] by the wall all the way up it'd be like all right hey DC DC DC tell them to get you one of the lime green shirts [ __ ] are you gonna look at ASAP the days that we ready guys [Applause] he ain't puttin on this blood lips baby party booty look at BC you ain't nothing worth look at ASA what so you caught him in it don't least enough to do nothing around am I on there I don't win I don't trust them [ __ ] you think [ __ ] cool you ever had that cool [ __ ] boy yo act like ain't gonna do lunch a man how you doing brother again man it's just you know let me see your license of registration just sit right here real quick I'll be right back brother B&E Karbala he cool he cool he cool he cool yeah he [ __ ] wouldn't see [ __ ] you got to eat for four two four two two we got two possible murder suspects in Alabama you hear that [ __ ] all the way wrong it just be a random and black one you just started fight see they do they mean it no don't be anything Oh st did my drawers oh you really think that noise you ever hit him wasn't dick oh lordy awful Oh g-guys at all what's up with you man how you doing god yeah we got the Big Show chin in his mother what's going on with your big back wish your name G Jaden Willis will that's your lady right there tonight Co why we might you know we are we love what's up hey what's up hey everything weird to see see you know what what if your girl culture was like you cheapo me to be like a lovey like a little sexy ass Mike moving on baby who is you yeah bones ain't brittle you got the breeze looking like a fresh pack of skin off what flavor is dead hey let me touch in the back you want to give me some [ __ ] I get the rest of your praise done I say what's up you're going down I ain't playing it she go in this [ __ ] yeah make some noise for the player to the back of the stage what's up where we make a paradise they'll be wearing rubble right [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] we might have a look [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you friended you can happy you liked [ __ ] that [ __ ] life is good when I make it when I have free I'm free I'm free to walk in the aisle that I can walk in it befo he said he's fresh out Detroit that just made his mother say go out there you go outside baby I love what you in a 407 you know show so this is a first Psalm out welcome home [ __ ] what welcome home have you been in for seven years yeah yeah but no restrictions no he's in here I watch this [ __ ] you ain't taking your freedom serious nah next thing you know that [ __ ] put a honey bun appreciate this [ __ ] you don't appreciate it and they gonna put a honey bun I can't watch you so like a normal person look at you did you appreciate this [ __ ] you want to go back ATD love see nervous do something you appreciate this [ __ ] look like everybody else acting look what you're doing see why use in the seven year peace and love my brother same [ __ ] a make some noise if you ever try to hire some food from your family in the frigerator you turn a light on you wrapped it up in a paper time see it beats our way in the back behind that nasty juice they don't know bad it won't put their water in front of their [ __ ] being slice of [ __ ] in front ain't nobody gonna look at maybe when you come back to your ship [ __ ] discovered Barger it must have been the [ __ ] watching me the whole time [ __ ] family you can't trust nobody knows you got an Android and it's my father that [ __ ] sounds so depressing oh oh you got alcohol you got the Android huh you got a Samsung Note that's an Android sweetheart I phoned in the doorman said no I got a note yeah you got a note for Android that's what they said to you one thing I like by Android you put a [ __ ] up to anything any choice anything that's it take a start on fire that's the thing then we use plastics and make dildos and [ __ ] no more use the same skin that they make prosthetic legs and [ __ ] out of it feels just like dick meet ladies women have been using technology they didn't put a heartbeat throbbing that [ __ ] it's some pearls in that [ __ ] that licked the coochie the Clint and the booty all at the same time it ain't even about dick but you ever seen a deal that [ __ ] got mopars on their Swiss Army knife got the booty tickler got the coochie penetrator then in some [ __ ] at the end look like a tongue it's some ears on that [ __ ] it's an antenna and then it's a little screen that play her favorite song and then it's the look thing that's in compliments to her phone wireless Bluetooth charger she got a remote to that [ __ ] when she's just leaving in at work and then start playing with a [ __ ] two o'clock it's a timer oh [ __ ] so we just lose all [ __ ] got is is this that's all we got is the Hank ain't none barrel I like being raised by a black mama though man real real hard-working way of life whoo day by day just make it into me really that trick when you be sitting at the how hungry foot and you didn't went to the frigerator 15-time and [ __ ] in there but some baking soda some mayonnaise and some ice I'm hungry it's some food in there what the [ __ ] did you hide it in your imagination just trying to ain't no food in that [ __ ] until you go in there you need to show me where you had this goddamn whole meal let me taste I treat my mama one time I did exactly chicken feed Reuters told me the time I end up checking and she told oh no what you're doing ain't nothing in there like exactly my momma was disrespectful she used to bring home drinks just for herself I'm talking my one Pepsi [ __ ] and sit that [ __ ] in the frigerator man my little brother used to just stand and look at each other like which one gonna crack it first Nick cuz I want to see one intercept pencil you go ahead to move out that [ __ ] well you got a real bayou around it drunk that [ __ ] in your mama comes out everybody that's what's wrong with [ __ ] now every time I put some [ __ ] down you run your [ __ ] ass over there put your [ __ ] hands oh that's alright because tomorrow when I get my jig and I go grocery shopping I wish a [ __ ] would just something in my [ __ ] house you don't pay no [ __ ] bill but always got your [ __ ] mouth all son I'm sick of this [ __ ] not on Tuesdays I'm taking them I'll turn on the [ __ ] cable Oh mom turn it all this [ __ ] up lay around this [ __ ] you won't hear fans wash dishes running my [ __ ] life be a llama every time I ask you to do something you got your market facing I am also up get out my [ __ ] face my mom mom mom mom no cuz I'm sick of this [ __ ] I ask you [ __ ] to do one goddamn thing and let's take the goddamn garbage out look at the goddamn garbage - y'all pass - god damn guys like you don't see no [ __ ] cops mom mom you got to stop walking at the house you ain't got no drawers on I'm gonna come back in the house this my [ __ ] house if I want to walk around this [ __ ] boo get butt-naked that's what the [ __ ] I do [Applause] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] [ __ ] it hurt like a [ __ ] you got a cheetah jumped into college of business all you were like here we go a big [ __ ] hey come on y'all don't let your girl wear those boots again stop shopping when you later and city trillion Scott oh yeah yeah [Music] everything else we're in with the fellows yeah [Music] but thank you Citroen rainbow professional c3 [Music] [Applause] [Music] brain there's another person Oh brain oh you ain't [ __ ] is that where you draw your land I like like is this your game role did you do it how you take her out the wheelchair I Whitney graduated the chair must go now after that they gotta go we gotta bow run is gonna make your wind blow faster that's that you get married at EKU's me white shoes on the white hard bottoms the child paying tribute to pops recipes John Witherspoon y'all got the white sugar pops I thought about seeing a lot of things with white women I got notice that oh yeah it is going down but you see [ __ ] with all kind of white women Tara's oh I saw a [ __ ] would have been so big at the mall I thought he was moving a mattress [Applause] jail release since I got our probation that [ __ ] feel good oh my goodness you see this they came to see any Nancy titties at MacDill titties I thought it was true fingers that it was sad by the same person she got five kids you wanna spread them out you got a kid buy huh it's still tight come on oh yeah laughing yeah he said that like you're putting a lot of dick in it it's still tight I mean it's tight to me I'm gonna get drunk and she knows it makes him know if you know for a fact she dick she didn't do [ __ ] she didn't turn out she don't believe in hope was this she beat she was steel 85 South we partied we bout to get some air how do you know you're for sales how do you know that your [ __ ] is good they call you back the next day I think I might just need somewhere to stay that's already pulling I got my bags in the trunk hanging up now what did you say how do you know you got good [ __ ] you got put it that way we'll hey bro that is some good position trying to take care of you at yeah you did I see why you think Annie have nothing to leave a yeah I just got this rag [Applause] because you're walking down music come on Madison I'ma be your mom [ __ ] intro intro [ __ ] like we in a WWE come on come on baby come on right here is a walk down come on down sit down come on down now that my he was like [ __ ] sit the [ __ ] down nobody tell your crew faster get up if we walk around this [ __ ] y'all ladies be talking about [ __ ] be in the shape you can ride dick for three and a half seconds before your past are further oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god now you and that [ __ ] is going like this [Applause] [ __ ] if you don't get off my dick doing that lazy [ __ ] get out my baby I'll always requests let me get on top no you ain't got no need power ma'am you know your bees [ __ ] up you won't get on my pickup through three problems like a good my past oh my thighs is a burden oh my god it's my legs is my leg whoa then you get real tired I kick your [ __ ] out like this right get so cool faster then ain't go do it they be on the [ __ ] right there [ __ ] badder breathing the whole time now you mean while you fellas we supposed to be getting my dick Road now you and them [ __ ] got to work your whole goddamn solar plexus [Applause] [ __ ] you lazy right right they ain't [ __ ] they start off sex is hair you'll be [ __ ] over the couch you lay here get this fugly Danny you can't watch - oh oh [ __ ] may all your land on the couch burning on each other gotta keep it give it you gotta keep giving it - I like when they try to run [Applause] [Music] the [ __ ] is wrong with you hey [Applause] how you know I miss lady I just want to let you know I'm feeling that big titty energy that you throw into the stage we have a spotlight like how to NBA go right there boobie cow ma'am boy your titties are amazing ma'am god bless you got to sing a Negro national anthem you see them [ __ ] what's that it humongous 38:38 yeah we need to have a whole look just like a blueprint hey fellas then how you know that it is B they got a bad grade 38 L didn't even try big stupid is like three questions right on the pop quiz titty I want a simple random but they problem my brother's you live boys if she got we feel like showing love to the beautiful black one see that's the thing in America y'all are the most you know under minded people in the country cuz you got to think about okay think about the best [ __ ] women we as black man a persecuted a been persecuted since we be here but y'all are the support system for us and they treat y'all like y'all ain't [ __ ] shot like a triple my Chico Chico we do here on the 85 south show as black men with successful entrepreneurs we do it ourselves to show you how to weave all black women [ __ ] all that [ __ ] that they say when a [ __ ] get famous they don't like black women not only gave me like black women we love black titties we I don't care what condition they is long as it's two of them play that [ __ ] bro it's gonna be we don't do another Tina sold back the back don't matter to me this is dedicated to all the women who got them purple [ __ ] lips [Music] like women are women a magic [Music] when a man loves you raise a kid his black pen back at the kuat letters under they we black women of magic they raised a key his black women got the cool box under even if they don't like dick she still got big tits cuz your magic see this song is dedicated to all the women who got kids by two boys and a steer cool [Applause] [Music] Oh all right stop hey baby crowd white women was like it's okay baby it's cool we love you too do you see the white though he was selling this gear babe you're pretty cool too pretty all right look at everybody all the [ __ ] in here trying to counter Spanish uno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis y uno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis hace uno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis hace uno dos tres cuatro Cinco see total mystery cyclists kayo uno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis y una dos tres cuatro Cinco seis kuno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis y uno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis hey uno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis de uno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis hasta Spanish flu and Otto Otto to local bodega - so no - Ronnie saddle and a Vlad's body kunis automatically front what is so delicious I eat soup only haddock until wanted by the Sunday under on me what is Santa Sunday gorilla-like harambe hey whooping no attack on canto set opacity dos tres cuatro Cinco seis hey oh oh oh dos tres cuatro Cinco sis I say hola those plates cuatro Cinco seis I say uno dos tres cuatro Cinco seis oh my goodness my god they make a booty move quickly the owner - presto the booty cheeks to me say Oh God damn that was crazy this made their busy with popping em oh wait just wait what by Jesus it's just come on man no let's just wait did you know yeah no see y'all play too much I need to make sure I just saw what the [ __ ] I saw did you really just turn sideways and hang your ass up this seat so you will never see this like that stuff

Channel: doogie Five-Four

Views: 631,933

Rating: 4.8665018 out of 5

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Id: JXyauWwC1Hc

Length: 60min 24sec (3624 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 07 2020