Right wrist thought desert put this in the episode Midoriya: "My first week at U.A. came and went - and I'll admit, it was pretty normal for the most part." I made a couple of friends, classes were interesting but a bit samey, and we have a pretty good cafeteria! Lunch Rush: "Now which one of you lucky kids got the poison? That green-haired kid looks paler than usual." Uraraka: "I haven't died yet, so I'm good." Iida: "AGH!" Midoriya: "It felt like, while it wasn't what I expected a superhero school to, be it's still a lot of fun. Until... HE showed up." All Might: "It is I! AAAALLL MIGHT! BARGING INTO YOUR CLASSROOM! Midoriya: "Oh no..." All Might: *Loud Humming* All Might: "Wh-Why aren't you cheering?" Asui: "What are you sure what are you talking about? We see you every day in the halls." All Might: "...oh." "Well, have you see me in THESE?! My Silver Age costume! It smells like cigarettes in 'Nam! Just like the sixties did!" Kaminari: "How old are you again, dude?" All Might: "It's RUDE to ask a lady her age! Now then! TODAY we're going to have a very special class! About ME! Hero ONE!" Ojiro: "I thought it was Hero 101." All Might: "Who CARES who's Hero 101?! I certainly don't and you don't either!" Asui: "No, Hero 101 means you're supposed to TEACH us to become heroes." All Might: "I'm getting paid MILLIONS to make YOU heroes?! This was NOT in the contract I didn't sign! They ought to pay me extra for that! Well, I have to teach you SOMETHING! It could be... I don't know... OH, YES! How about I teach you my specialty? Unapologetic... VIOLENCE?!" Midoriya: "Oh no." Bakugo: "Aww, YES!" All Might: "And in order to teach you this violence... ...we're going to ARM YOU TO THE TEETH!" Midoriya:"...what." All Might: "I ONLY KID! It's only clothes!" Kirishima: "What TYPE of clothes?" All Might: "Deadly, deadly MURDER CLOTHES! Class 1-A: *Being far too cheerful about that declaration* Midoriya: "I'm gonna die." All Might: *Crazed Laugh* Bakugo: "ALL MIGHT IS THE BEST TEACHER IN THE WORLD!" All Might: "All right kids, don't be shy! Come on out and show Mr. Might your ALMIGHTY ATTIRE!" All Might: "Wait, where's my miniscule Midoriya?!" Midoriya: *Panting* Midoriya: "Sorry for the holdup!" Midoriya: "Onesie. Hard to put on." All Might: "Why didn't you wear the costume the science nerds made for you, Eminem?!" Midoriya: "My Mom made this and she's the only science nerd I need!" All Might: "Ah! Okay! Your momsie's onsie will DEFINITELY save you from death! You look terrible." Very well! So, here's your test: Some of you will be the good guys, and the others will be meanie bad-bads! Bad boys! What you gonna do .. when they COME for you? That's what you'll be graded on in this test You'll be divided into teams of two! No questions. I HAVE A QUESTION!! Okay, you can have half a question. Can I- YES!! Now we can- May I also have a question? Fine, but you have to phrase it as a statement now. That WAS my question... Oh, play All MIGHT, will you? .. EVERYONE FORGET THAT!! Instead, remember that- All Might said something VERY funny! But you're not funny. Adding insult injury, I see! NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE WORST TEAM!! Hehe, I bet you're gonna get someone laaame like the Invisible Girl... ...or Denki. whoo? Okay! let's start the picking of the TOTALLY impartial, and COMPLETELY random TEAMS!! And you have the power of mommy's love!! <33 Let's see who wins!!! The rest will come with me to the fallout shelter, because I SAID so! And NOT because I'm afraid of explosions!!! >:) Yaoyorozu, you can stay here if you want. I refuse. Dammit! Alright, this is my shot to legally throw down with that shitnerd, Deku! I'm gonna go for his bones... No one EVER expects you to go for the bones! They're like: "Oohhh, I hope he doesn't punch my faaace!" Amateurs... Never been in a REAL fight like- Wait, why is he looking at me like that? Can he- can he read my MIND?? Is he on to my "Go-for-the-BONES" strategy?? Shit! Gotta throw him off! Think about WEIRD stuff... like DEKU. ...but as a DONUT. Take THAT, Deku!! You psychic shitnerd!! ...Now, you can't stop thinking about yourself as a DONUT!! And you'll let your GUARD down.. Theenn.. I can go.. FOR YOUR BONES!! ... Dammit, I'm hungry!! You could say that I guess it was going to happen eventually I just didn't think it would be so soon But it doesn't matter I'm going to face Bukka go I Want to or not? Your lives must suck What? Stop talking. Sorry I sneezed on started thinking about real estate. Anyways, let's get moving So this is the fake bomb we must defend for the next 20 minutes as the DISGUSTING villains we are.. Fascinating... uh-huh. Mr. Gou-of-the-Baks! I have noticed that you have a natural aptitude for villainy! Uh-huh. Could you perhaps tutor me in the ways of wickedness?? I feel I may TRULY be lacking the tyrannical tender- (fades to background) I'm gonna DEATH that Shitnerd.. His end is COMING. ..Soon!! And like my villain facade, such as the nature of paper mache, it holds only the APPEARANCE of- Mr. Gou??? Hello?? Is he gone? ...Or was he never there? Was *I* Bakugou ALL ALONG?! .. Yeeess. The villain i needed to be- -was inside me FROM THE BEGINNING!! I've been Bakugou ALL ALONG!! ...YEEEEESSSS!! Test be good, so you got a plan or something right now. We need to stay alert don't know one dilatant. No Thank you, you ready to die maybe not today, how about right now right now It's today Yeah dare you I bet your net from a buck you son of a bitch. You know, what else I learned from a book. No I've been watching and learning from all the heroes. I've admired throughout the years and the one person I've watched the closest with you Look like Play you for crap. Yes at night. Sure. Give me everything you've got. Oh Well, yeah. Oh, no, okay Bluch me with your arms, will you let's see how well you look when I tear your arm from your shoulders. Oh No you down Oh Deccan it's gonna take a lot more than scotch tape titty Fuck are you going my god? That was a brilliant tactic? Good job Thomas see kids now. This is real training mister all night Shouldn't we be watching team a and DS fight? Ok, fine No pun allowed Ok Dec you I have the bomb in my sights have you dealt with your girlfriend yet? Oh Sorry boyfriend, oh you guys don't want to put a label on it? See Mr. Buck, if we do that then many lives will be lost died. It's all I've ever wanted is the murder truly We are the meanie bad buds That you the nerd of the shit I see it is the plague Slayer but played Slayer you play for the wrong side Join us and our evil some know few pounds. No, I'm good I'm just here for the bomb. Then please enter the afterlife with the killings. We will prescribe to you No, I need to think about it we schedule of course I understand everyone is so busy these days one second wait that worked Ok, Google Google Change my schedule Google change visit family to kill Oaxaca. Ok, I think I bought us some time How's your lover's grill going? We're not I'm gonna get there as fast as I can. I think I lost him found you Aren't you gonna use that flashy quirk of yours the one that you've been hiding from me all these years Believe me back ago. I never intended to hide anything from you You know what Polly this is fine, if you won't show me your cork then I guess I'll have to make you use it What are you doing? Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot which is a lot more than a widow What all might Really look like he was in trouble there. Ah, he'll be fine after all he has moms ease love You're still gonna make him to go in there. Stop them, aren't you? You don't know how to deal with kids. Do you? Damn those science nerds sure know how to make an exploded gun thing exactly to my specifications It's time to put an end to this I could care less about any of this shit You never learned your place back in middle school And now I'll finally give you the lesson you deserve because I'm better than you You just don't have the decency to admit it and move on baka go. I'm also tired of this This was always my dream But you you didn't even want to be a hero. You're only here to show. How weak I am But I have to ask you you chose to follow me purely out of spite How could that possibly make you better than anyone else? It just does shuddered No, Google, are you holding on to that Google? Why is she holding on to that? What the swearword I am the opposite of that which is immortal you idiot the bomb what it's mine What did you do? What the fuck did you do? I? Did what heroes do? tried my best the same Muscle boys still hooked your arms. I can only feel what Go match my boy though, if you won, of course, it'd have been a great match right? Holy shit What the fuck one second I was more during that shit nerd then the net she punches the hole in the building with Single-handedly stop your rampage and save the day. Let's go back to that bunker and analyse all your failures in slow motion Won't that be fun Oh Overall notes on teammates victory. What do you guys think Fred? Oh wait. We were supposed to take notes Portion of I for one disagree with your assessment of this training exercise Almost everything that happened with grossly negligent or recklessly dangerous Baku go you let your anger take over and thanks to that you could have actually killed someone and the school budget doesn't cover that You took nothing, seriously, and since your mission was to retrieve the ball you put that at risk Midoriya did the same thing by punching a hole in the ceiling almost all parties were extremely irresponsible Edo was the only one who did well by staying in character. We did its braid baka go home And maybe all of this could have been avoided if all might stop this hours earlier. Am I wrong teacher? I Really don't like you. All right. How about we start the other test? Great job everyone Some of the most intense moments of my life. I'm glad we were all able to see them in great detail Yay, I know I died this time double. Yay this time. Oh my were you class dismissed? I must do teacher stuff a report this to the news staff. Oh My god So cool. Are we just going to ignore that he said something about dying I am. Yeah, I don't think you can Well, where am I what was that Why does this keep happening Yo, look who's back its crippled man what it do crippled man. You were awesome out there Everyone, let's introduce ourselves. All it I Was gonna say introduce ourselves all at once on the same page and I respect that good job on the book house you rock - me the lockers, no one will ever know. Oh You know super broken huh? Oh Go The fuck do you want? What are you going? What does it look like? I'm leaving this school. It's clear this hero shit ain't for me I'm gonna see if the demolition derby is looking for any new rodeo clowns You're going to give up just like that the fuck Did you say you failed one time and now you want to give up? I failed every day of my life mostly because of you and you never let me forget it. But here I am Working towards my dream. This isn't like you Baca go the PACU go I know would take this as a challenge and rise to the occasion Then maybe try to pants me and take my lunch money Seriously you of all people giving me a pep. Talk you change deku You have a quirk you grew a spine Why the fuck did you stop calling me koch on? You thought it was a baby name and then you told me you would beat the living swear word out of me if I didn't Stop. I know it it pisses me off. I don't get it and I'm tired of all these bullshit I used to be the best not just better than you better than all these people then just do it God son To prove a point, but because you want to aim to become the best here you can be all right Then shit nerd I've decided I'm gonna become a hero after all We're not just that I'm gonna become the number one hero and you'll be nothing more than number two Wow Would you think I could get all the way to number two who I mean NEVER isn't here Just all right now so shut the fuck up shit nerd. I'm trying to break your spirit over here Thank you, oh I could not afford a second visit to a nurse's office Boy I heard someone talking about the number-one hero I'm gonna take your goddamn job. Oh So no autograph I'm getting so tired of these kids. I don't know what they said so Why were you spying on deco in bacau go? Oh It's GP Hey guys decker here. Oh my dude us if you like the video then maybe you could subscribe to the schmuck squad and press the bell button down below and Possibly follow them on twitter and see what new things are coming into horizon. Is that good? Okay, I'm gonna go lie down now everything hurts
