My Best Friend, Ukraine

watch it you commie bastards oh piss off you capitalist pigs hey uh isn't it better to become their friends oh my dear ukrainian soviet socialist republic our worlds are too different just enjoy the moment maybe you're right let's make the best of it while it lasts ah the soviet union is gonna last forever just like our friendship am i right yeah right breaking news comrades there's been a coup attempt in the soviet union a group of soviet hardliners tried to take control of the country they failed but it's worth asking are the days of the soviet union over i guess i was wrong time to become just ukraine huh what's the liberal and free market-based sensation i'm feeling i guess it's time let's not delay the inevitable goodbye soviet union [Music] oh don't worry my gooey red friend your sleep will not be eternal now see to that i'll see to that [Music] hey camera i mean good old friend hip new look you have there hey russia nice look yourself uh friend yeah good talk hey wanna join my new post soviet support group i call it the sis basically a friendly military alliance controlled by me i mean by us uh with members of your country of course uh thank you for joining the commonwealth of independent states or as the cool kids call it the sis and uh thanks for at least showing up ukraine despite not wanting to be a full member or whatever anyways let's discuss why america sucks huh not too bad actually who would have thought we would still be friends after the ussr dissolved ah things are going to be all who the what now what do you mean you have nukes ukraine you want to be a nuclear power now is that a threat no these bombs are leftovers from the soviet union i don't even know how we had so many hello those bombs are belong to me you know it i know it even lenin's preserved brain knows it i'm okay with russia having them back is that are you friends with america too no i anyways make up your mind ukraine you want to be nuclear power come face to face with us super powers oh and uh lennon's preserved brain what gentle balls i'm here today to formally declare that i literally don't want to have a ton of nukes in my basement i just want to be friends with everyone so i'm giving them back to russia but i have some conditions here we go there must be no military or economic coercion used against me unless it's in self-defense in the accordance with the charter of the u.n basically i'm unarmed please be my friend and don't attack me unless we feel threatened right i mean as i said yeah and this is not legally binding no but awesome just double checking now give me the nukes [Music] okay now that that's settled then i can go back to being hello friend though did you miss me i literally just saw you an hour ago i missed you too hey since you're so inclined on giving back my gifts cause i have crimea back huh no crimea voted for independence like the rest of us okay you're stressing me out with this sketchy business [Music] good he's so clingy hey georgia ukraine how's it been good it's it's been good had an orange revolution a few years ago so that was a thing but you know i'm doing all right cool uh any news from russia well i think he really misses the old days but hey how's it going do you know my friend the north atlantic treaty organization my friends call me nato so hey a little eagle told me that you'd like to have better relations with the west and that you'd like to be protected against russia so what if we discuss the magical pipeline to nato membership discuss yes that's what i said joining takes time so you want us to publicly discuss that we joined the group that was created to stop the soviet union well it's either that or you're both on your own maybe it's not such a bad idea i don't know a wrong move could screw my relationship with russia also did you forget we gave them our nukes and that our peace agreement means nothing if they feel threatened or i don't know just decide to ignore it relax i'm absolutely sure russia won't take it the wrong way after recognizing georgia's breakaway regions as independent states russia has invaded georgia proper and is making fast progress towards yo i think you sketched out russia hey don't put this on me how am i supposed to know what the crazy guy is gonna do oh you've got to be kidding me hey old buddy old comrade little birthday told me you want to be friends with nato you know that complicates our friendship if uh i don't know they put missiles in ukraine and point them at moscow as paranoid as always russia nato ukraine do you talk to that slimy weasel right now you both called me get out of here russia you lost the kurdva and now you're going to lose ukraine no ukraine is going to remain neutral buffer state case closed [ __ ] russia no i won't be anybody's buffer state why is it that you big guys pretend to be our friends when in reality you just want to use a smaller ball if by smaller balls you mean smaller country shut up nato why are you so pushy you're both so god pushy hopefully everything will be okay from now on whoa crazy party ah russia what are you doing here just checking on you old friend i heard things got a bit hectic over here so i can't don't lie to me you know better than i do what's happening here since half of it you sponsor an orchestrate i i just can't with you anymore i think i think we need a break i just want to hang out with the eu well say something russia hey talk to me dude what the hell i finally have crimea that's why you came wow that's it i am definitely out of your stupid commonwealth shut your mouth now listen closely for the last time if you continue to be friends with nato and the eu i'm gonna [ __ ] you up real bad [Music] looks like ukraine's cozying up to the eu plus they're becoming a competitor for our sexy natural gas deals so what do you say we invade them is this such a good idea sir ukraine produces a lot of world's wheat don't worry with our super advanced and coordinated military we'll have everything under control in no time right right guys besides it's not like the west is gonna leave a bunch of really intense sanctions against us that totally [ __ ] up the economy am i right soldiers do your thing down boy down in other news russia has begun an invasion of ukraine saying it plans to denazify the country nato allies have begun to a series of sanctions against russia but but why i don't know some complicated geopolitical bull that's going to ruin your life and mine well i know i'm supposed to hate you now but take care and i know i'm supposed to blame you for what your government is doing but thanks

Channel: MrSpherical

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Id: tII4wGr3apc

Length: 9min 32sec (572 seconds)

Published: Tue May 24 2022