America "kinda" hates war

ah Paradise time to enjoy my vacation I canot die this there are still so many fine cheeses I have not tasted what are you doing I give up have mercy and that my Axis friends is how you defeat France are you allowed to just expand like this whatever you want the superior Arian race needs more living space we call it laan's Ram if I want it I take it I couldn't agree more that's why I'm taking more land than North Africa I will never admit the but you are defeated perhaps but I will never admit it so Bo both of you are just taking more territory with no consequences interesting just wait to tell my allies here about this America is going to kick your German Der a in fact I bet America is on his way right now I don't feel like reading [Music] anymore hey this is a private beach you freeloader can't you read the sign he good day chap oh it's you are you on vacation too pull up a chair old buddy I'm afraid not unfortunately the war in Europe is ESC read the other sign I see well there's um stuff happening in Europe and that stuff is coming our way as an ally and a friend I need your help with that um stuff listen I know we've been Pals in the past but I'm an isolationist now I don't get involved in things that uh don't affect me that makes you sound kind of like a selfish wanker it's who I am now after that big war and the other economic thing that uh was uh like really depressing what was that called the Great Depression yeah after that stuff I really just need to focus on myself isolationism is just a phase but this friendship is forever please papa needs your help unless something affects me directly I'm out why can't I be like Germany he doesn't have to worry about the resources he doesn't worry about the borders he can just expand I'm a lame Island that has to import everything why are you saying a this now look at that tank um have you tried of making them out of a metal we hardly have any metal America has stopped importing me steel just because I'm friends with you and Germany isn't it the because you've been at war with a China invading parts of Southeast Asia and just generally being super aggressive on Minor Details I have Ambitions I should be allowed to expand just like everyone then just a do it look at how strong you can be when you putting your mind through it I you do America might cut me off even more spies it might even me to war then attack first me or Amigo be an alpha ball if there's a one thing I know is that the Germany is going to win this war and they won't care how much you expand manifest your destiny be the best of Japan you can be what the hell phone call sir it's Britain tell am I'm busy I did Sir but he insisted said it was very important what so damn important for the [Music] queen take that you sing craut Hub snatch good Lord what the hell is happening and is harber snatch a real word Germany is attacking us like I said they would we need your help out for Reales this time look bro I already told why does your voice sound so weird snorkeling I'm on vacation you've been on vacation for a bloody year C it's toastier than a toasted crumpets up in here UK UK what's happening are you winning I think I've won this battle but I fear for the large of war o jum I need an ally my friend God damn it fine you've worn me down you'll come fight with us no I'll do you one better I'll send guns and tanks and ships wait how is that better sorry breaking up I can't got to go it's just you making those sounds isn't it are you sure all this is a good idea sir attacking America we don't have a choice Brave Pilots they have cut us off from crucial supplies but fear not we have a spy amongst the Americans the element of supplies will be ours but won't this lead to All Out War yes but their Pacific Fleet will be in Chambers oh while they nurse themselves we will rule the Seas with the finest Fleet the finest Fleet of okay good talk guys another sir I guess it's 5:00 clock somewhere fill me up no this is the life I tell you I think all vacation should be permanent and I can help all my allies from the sidelines where I'm completely out of Harm's Way oh yes absolutely no danger wait a second are you a fan of the red circles too oh they're my favorite band yeah big fan huge well I should really go take my for to walk bye take your what for a what now we're under [Music] attack man your Battle Stations man your Battle Stations we need to get our planes in the air to fend off this attack yeah uh about that guess my vacation is over so much for being an isolationist what happens now now son we go to war can we make us stop at the hospital first right yeah of course and that's why chaps I suggest we attack here at dawn agreed who's ready to kick some ass I thought you were having an isolationist vacation nah I'm done with that it's fighting time did something happen to make you change your mind yes something happened I reflected like a lot and you were right we need to stop the axis and the only way to do it is together but most importantly I need to help an ally a friend if you still want to be friends of course you're here because of the bloody Pearl Harbor attack ain't you don't you judge me hey guys I hope you liked the video

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Length: 8min 18sec (498 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 15 2023