Custom MVM#2 w/Berd, Bearded Expense, Swipez, Skymin Slash & Sentro

[Music] [Music] god help us [Music] all [Music] [Music] hey guys we had uh we had swipes here did his intro and the media hit his house and killed him and uh he's not gonna get for the rest of the video there we go yeah i hate the engineer are you talking like a spliced up youtube poop i i knew a kid in [ __ ] like fifth grade he would talk like he was on a youtube poop every time i just wanted to punch him in the face bird you know you know a really good um thing you could do for engineer besides beat me to death with a wrench you could put a dispenser right there if you want it could unsub big joey's channel okay he's he put a sentry and continued beating me this is you put the dispenser all the way back okay yeah we're going to make this work we're going to make this worksabell you're making this worse holy [ __ ] are you making it oh my god specifically for him joey stop being inconsiderate come back here he built it with his resources his [ __ ] time and effort think you're [ __ ] we will have to go all the way to this creation just walk up and take ammo from his dispenser scout falls into a fetal position starts crying i'm not ready yeah i'm not ready doc i'm not ready to die i already been back i got a life man i'm so young oh god oh well oh yeah they're doing well it's okay i got a wrench are you gonna just oh that must be the mystery one it's the it's the big guy okay that guy is big how bad does it hurt let's find out oh god jorgen back you're gonna die what'd you do if you want buddy street fight with some awkward guy he starts spinning like a [ __ ] helicopter to swing his meaty fist it's christine i basically just remade the jake paul ben askren fight right there oh dude that was so bad holy [ __ ] i can't believe jake paul won that was horrible one of those of you joey what if it was you bro i would go into hiding for the rest of my life bro just make merch about it dude i'm the guy that got his [ __ ] [ __ ] knocked out by my [ __ ] hat by my hat by my action figure it falls over yeah he [Music] man we got all the money we must have a good scout oh never mind we had bearded sure it was me all right you [ __ ] understand me i i know what i'm doing yeah yo check it out speed bump oh that's cool yeah i think we'll see it could drop out of the sky and just crush your spine and your dispenser in 15 years if i get crushed by a tank and die the cops are going to [ __ ] come up it's like a simpsons prediction we're going to go back to this video and it's going to be you saying i'm going to [ __ ] laugh when a tank falls out of the sky and crushes your spine i got this i got this hold him back i got this what are you doing i'm getting it okay so it's pretty much just the tank though dope why can't the engineers unscrew the tank and just take it apart that's what i'm doing right now okay have patience oh my god i'm see you got to the battery button wow missing that five bucks it should start smashing until it just blows up awesome no i unscrewed all the boats vote for the next i want to twist some nipples okay okay we have to like not die we wait no oh no you don't say we have to no no sorry we have to not uh no lose around because it will probably change maps on us we have two minutes left add more time to the server i don't know how i thought i could do it i don't know how to do any of this [ __ ] like joey do this like oh i don't oh it always sounds like a deal do i sound like a sealed beard sweating your [ __ ] eyes crossed you're like hey joey you want to see something funny what do you mean spencer what why are you like this it's not all about you you you beautiful bastard i don't know what he was really gonna say beautiful bastard i forgot joey's channel was a [ __ ] kid's channel we tried to do a collab recently where i was like hey bearded we can't cuss for the first minute of the video get to monetize he goes okay [ __ ] as loud as you can hey i'm mr white yo we gotta watch big joey's new video with the bearded expense and centro and skyman slash man we gotta do it please they crash their car while they watch it now that is a lot of money oh wait i'm still missing five dollars [Music] doing a good job all right you don't be old then explain the bad job all right big joy slap [ __ ] i am in the server and i'm ready that's not the name you know that's not what his name is come on i'm sorry i get a little bit stuck clubsy little old baby [ __ ] yeah lots of advice wow that's a lot more teammates than i remember there being before [Laughter] oh eating a sandwich i'm not a good enough medic for joey oh yeah yeah no no literally not what the [ __ ] i turned around to see if you were there and a spy was trying to shank me i was like that's not a medic oh my god we did it you [ __ ] bro i hate bearded express bro vote kick our vocal scout please unsubscribe to bearded expense unsubscribe to bearded expense subscribe all of you subscribe to skymin and then go buy birds t-shirt for no reason the one where it says that a tank fell on my head or whatever i don't know yeah it's my favorite one wait wait wait yeah what yeah no i love him inside fine geez get off my back wait where is our dispenser he's right here looks not good i just heard you crack up as soon as i turned around no news right there cue cube long heater heavies terrifying not really no not at all i'm actually not even a little i'm dead i feel no fear for i am dead where's the [ __ ] dispenser it's a good question oh it's back here great question actually it's back here none of us know uh everybody knows yeah there it is i see it see right there up at the front very clean no not no yeah yes look at them eggs oh wait no that's a mod of mine never mind um why do you have an egg mod like years ago i did some mod stream and i have yet to be able to find the file for the pill replacement which replaces it with eggs eggs i'm so glad skyman was on our team to pelt the tank with poultry i like how you can visibly see the tank fall apart it's pretty nice oh i love how you can visibly see joey's mental state deteriorate with each video over here oh my god look where our dispenser is kind of bearded look you remember you remember how jojo's got that really cool move called the thousand man slap you remember that you remember that wait let me down really quick just for a second yeah well all right pull me back up dude he won't die he has fallen unity because he's burned no oh my god no bye that's probably oh oh wow there's a lot of them prove it i couldn't tell if that was i couldn't tell that was the spire just burned [ __ ] with me i really couldn't either way i was going to shoot it i'm out of ammo oh no i heard you were out bamo and they all exploded yeah it's it's so weird you know normally i don't run out of ammo with good dispenser placement why don't you just stand next to the dispenser i'm going to kill you oh oh bearded if you listen really quietly bird has like a ton of actual birds in the background you can hear him check it you can't hear him actually the whole time losing my [ __ ] mind medic oh i'm dead knock them off knock them off into the sewers we win what was the human century bus to look like me they did that giant meatball with [ __ ] what let's see you in real life that's awesome ow 145 145 missed oh my god beat it with an a plus you [ __ ] little child i don't care if you troll me online a [ __ ] brick is gonna fly through your window in the next like 72 hours huh what we're going to do uh havana next i'm going to fly [Laughter] oh boy i'm missing several textures it's fine probably we might die okay i'll be the engineer this time we got this now i'm going to be the engineer no i'm the engineer i'm also the engineer i'm the engineer why do we need three engineers i'm the engineer here is andrea the engineer i'm the engineer andrea here is ninja here we have four engineers i do cocaine to hide the cocaine drugs are never funny except for right now i think we're literally gonna do two engineers all right i'm down only two what the [ __ ] is no three now i shouldn't have said anything there we go we get four what if you use the spikeless yeah go engineer uh beard go engineer beard yeah and swipes uh swipes are you gonna do about uh all right well if you're gonna be like that then uh you're not gonna do jack [ __ ] i don't think yeah wait i didn't build it any century wait no [ __ ] this is gonna be fine this is gonna be fine wait where are the robots spawn uh out of this hole over here my sentry is already down oh god all right put the center right up against the things that killed everybody that comes out that's the plan yeah so far so good okay nobody important has died yet shut your [ __ ] [ __ ] are you just building a sentry right next to my center beard oh yeah double the firepower you dopey [ __ ] gorilla oh my god oh come on now all you do is complain [Music] thanks for coming to my health and rescuing me and being my big strong hero it's always gonna be your name has never been more appropriate yes honey yes whatever you say honey whenever you shave my darling sweetheart please stop beating me dispenser was that that was my dispenser 104 yo what's all the money bro hold on hold on hold on i can get this ten dollars wait wait i think i know what the problem is what what what's the problem there we go facing humanity right now get the [ __ ] out of here sweating right now yes yeah i won't do it dude [Laughter] i got kicked out of my own video bro socialism wins again wait but it'll be awesome if you don't give us the [ __ ] money wait what wait are you going to kill me when you get in here don't do it no i kill us all when you get in here hold on guys guys i literally can't join back in my own server now oh yeah all right [Music] you

Channel: Big Joey

Views: 69,403

Rating: 4.9794292 out of 5

Keywords: Berd, Bearded Expense, Skymin Slash, Mr. Swipez, Swipez, Sentro, TF2, team fortress 2, big joey, big joey tf2, tf2 heavy main, tf2 spy main, tf2 medic main, berd tf2, berd cartoons, custom mvm, tf2 havana, tf2 coastrock, tf2 funny, tf2 memes, tf2 reddit, r/tf2, #tf2, tf2 bearded expense, tf2 skymin slash, tf2 mr. swipez, tf2 sentro, tf2 custom maps, tf2 workshop, mann vs machine, tf2 mann vs machine, pc gaming, steam

Id: DecBkb5LyJw

Length: 16min 28sec (988 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 30 2021