Rating Heavy Workshop Cosmetics (Ep. 1)

[Music] it [Music] [Music] [Music] baby [Music] uh [Music] yo what's up you guys it's big joey and today we're gonna be rating different heavy cosmetics now this was a series that i meant to start about a year ago but i just never got around to doing it but this was the plan so i pinged everybody in my discord and i asked them to put in one chat some interesting hats and some different myths that they'd want me to rate and then i had my admins and moderators take about 30 of those hats and put them all into one chat for me to officially put into the video so now a year later here we are but uh yeah all these cosmetics are gonna be at least a year old so if you guys like this series uh this video we will do another one obviously much more updated so anyways let's go ahead and start right into the first one all right so first we have the boris the borzo the borzo i don't i don't know how to say that but this is this is actually pretty awesome this is like a whole dog this is like like i like how every tf2 merc pretty much has like a small little pet that they can have like on their shoulder like maybe like a little a little parrot like a little panda bear but this is like a full-size dog like this is like heavy walked into his neighbor's yard like and just broke their fence down and stole their entire ass dog so yeah no i'm actually pretty cool with this one i like it i like that you can vary the colors and all that too so yeah i'll go ahead and put a yes on that next the comrades kabuto wow that actually is a really good looking cosmetic uh you know what and i think that one would work too uh okay so they're showing it off of like the heavy lifter and some stuff here but we have a more recent cosmetic i think it would actually go a lot better with that um what was it the the captain's kafta the capitan's captain something like that something like that but you guys know the one the samurai looking one uh yeah i'm gonna say yes to that one you know what i think it's about time to have you got some samurai cosmetics we'll put that in put that in uh next onto the warriors vatnik uh i don't know how much this one really goes with the heavy theme i mean it's it's cool looking it works i don't know if it's really a russian look or a heavy look i don't know i'm gonna put a i'm gonna put a ask me again later i'm not too quite sure about this one to be honest with you your majesty okay okay so this one is obviously uh zelda reference the the king of zelda from way back way back in like the cartoon series um i mean it's cool uh i can't say it'd be the worst cosmetic we've got for heavy i mean we've definitely got some meme cosmetics um maybe a bit dated but why not you know yeah you got the crown so why not yeah we'll put it in we'll put it in the bigger man on campus this one's pretty cool i mean scout kind of has something like this so i i guess it could work for heavy too um again doesn't really seem to go much with the heavy's actual theme but you know what we have a lot of cosmetics that don't these days so why not and yeah it actually does look pretty cool and mix up a bunch of different cosmetics so yeah i'll go ahead and put my stamp of approval on that one the makeshift millinery all right first off i don't know how to pronounce it second off what why just just why no no i no i don't want that no no okay we've got next the great man's great coat you know what actually this looks really cool and this goes with the russian theme uh this kind of looks like some sort of like captain look like a military type style and yeah it actually does pair up pretty well with other ones they could have used a different hat for this one that's probably maybe that's a hat that they worked on personally themselves but yeah no i could definitely see this being put in i'm going to put a yes on that one the shake sphericals wig the [ __ ] what in the blue hell is that what is that what is no no no no i'm sorry look look nate the bread lord look like i'm sure you made some great stuff no no no no no the big boss okay okay this is a good one this is obviously this is obviously a reference to uh gabe newell and people already try to make this type of reference with different heavy cosmetics now but this one would be like the official one and actually this this looks just really good uh this kind of looks more like uh a more recent gabe actually because gabe's got that uh gray beard going on now if if you can do the hair that would be the most recent yeah see you could do the most recent gabe newell too i like that yeah no no i'm gonna definitely put my stamp of approval on that one i don't care how old this one is that one's gotta go in the game at some point the comedian wow this this is a a bit terrifying okay so you've got kind of like a joker heavy if this looks like the heavy that would be like drinking like he's like he's like outside of a bar somewhere do you like ask if you want to see a magic trick and you're like oh oh god no you like just step over and you're like oh go geez um but yeah no for the halloween look this is pretty terrifying i'll give it that um yeah yeah sure halloween clown cosmetic for heavy not bad not bad the soviet slickback um i mean to be honest this kind of just looks like one we already have i can't remember the name of the beard cosmetical um but uh it's the one that uh ryder cycle used to wear it basically just looks like a basic beard i guess it's supposed to be matched with the hair combo but uh i don't know it's just too similar to stuff we already have so i'm gonna put no on that one uh the deli chops wow this looks sick so this is like a chef um i don't know i mean it's got a horror appeal to it but also like in a the italian chef type vibe for a russian character well you know what no no no actually you know what no this would be awesome for heavy you know why because heavy throws food items and like they even spin when you do it so like he could be he could literally be throwing his sandwich in the air and it could be spinning it's just like a chef oh they should just they should just go ahead and make like a pizza cosmetic then like like a pizza re-skin of like the sandwich or just like a pizza item in general and they could like throw it up and be like an actual chef you know what he's fat he's got the look yeah yeah i like that i like that let's put a yes on that one world of pain oh wow so this is a reference to the big lebowski wow okay wow cool yeah that's very well done too that looks so good yeah i like that you know what there was even a weapon concept i remember seeing where like they wanted to make a bowling ball for heavy that he could throw as a melee you could put that right in with this you know you could have a big lebowski with the bowling ball and everything but even if you don't put that in i mean that looks so that actually looks like the character no i really like that that's attention to detail that's that's very well done yeah i'm gonna put a yes on that one the man at work okay so like a construction worker you know what i wasn't sold on this but now that i immediately see these cosmetic combos with it yeah yeah no that does really look like a construction worker both of these that looks more like the ymca style construction worker but that that looks like a legit kind of construction worker too so yeah no that's not bad at all that's not bad at all i'll uh i'll put a yes on that moving on to the hat [ __ ] oh see oh wow wow no this is my fault mods this is my fault yeah see this is this is shows how dated this is because now we already kind of have like a uh halloween sandwich cosmetic that went through for the heavy so for that reason i mean this did look pretty cool um but for that reason i'm gonna say no but good job uh you underscore will good job on that the chunky chad um okay look look i love memes too but oh my god they even make the poster wait hold on hold on we gotta see this we gotta see this needs to paint every cosmetic lime or pink to call for attention has missing calls from his mother never calls back drink sugary soda can't outsmart bullets meanwhile you've got phd in russian literature it calls everyone baby giant arms to carry the team with oh wow players pick medic just for him everyone wants to be his pocket relatable relatable um listen i love the meme i i can't i can't we've already got a mohawk and it looks just like this even if the face looked like this for heavy i just still like i can't approve on that i'm gonna say no but but thank you all of you creators okay next the warriors wig okay i you know what i actually do kind of like this one because i feel like when they put in some of those mayan cosmetics well basically for the jungle inferno update they took from the mayan update that was being planned in the community um and they only took like a couple really good ones i like this one but i don't like this one the only reason i don't like this one is because of the hairline i don't know why they did this to the hairline i don't know if that's a reference to something but that's the only thing i don't like about it oh did they give heavy earrings too wow okay so they put a bunch into this um but yeah i just i don't know the hairline really bothers me on that one so i'm gonna say no if it didn't if it didn't have that going on that would kind of remind me of my hair to be honest but uh no i'll pass on that one uh the horny hood the horny hood um uh if not just for the name alone i'm gonna put a hard pass on that one that that looks like ah jeez that kind of reminds me of these monsters from like this old book um oh god i can't remember the name but uh no if not anything just for the name alone i'm gonna pass them the wild thing that's what it was the wild thing thank you for having that down there but uh yeah no still not uh the fried egg moderators i thought i told you to pick serious inquiries this is a this is literally a fried egg on the heavy's head what the [ __ ] is there even are you telling me there's even a video to go with this there's a video oh thank you or so you're gonna show me oh it has it has a physics engine to it okay and oh my god oh my god it's like a nipple on the heavy's head it's like a moving nipple look at that i i hate this i i hate but i kind of like it i kind of hate that i kind of like this just get that [ __ ] out of here get that out of here oh my god all right um uh oh my i literally just said mods i i wanted you to pick serious stuff we went from a boiled egg on the heaviest head to the stay puft man are you just turn heavy into a full-blown marshmallow no no you know what i just don't think that's for me no oh and of course of course it was of course it was created by the stay puft man wow okay okay okay now we're back to a serious one good good we're back on track the kozak cover uh yeah no this this absolutely fits heavy's look this absolutely fits it i wouldn't put that colored hat on this but you know that on that yeah no it absolutely fits kind of the russian commander style look it's really well done too um it'd be cool if we had a beard like that actually to go with it yeah i'm gonna put a yes on that one uh the hat bow um i personally hate it but i know that we have hats kind of like this um ah should i say yes for the sake of the community or should i yeah i should die this is my video no i'm putting a no no i'm putting no i'm not approving on that next the heavy mascot oh no this isn't oh this is literally for every character oh that's terrifying oh that that is nightmare fuel no i like this i like this a lot actually yeah i maybe this should be like a halloween only cosmetic because i'm really not trying to see that all year that is that is terrifying but um yeah no i'm gonna put a yes on that i'm absolutely that would be awesome hopefully they wouldn't it wouldn't change the head boxes like the hitboxes for your head um to make it easier for snipers but yeah no i like that i like that a lot the kaiser the case i don't know man the visor okay you know the one that one that one right there um yeah no this looks really good this looks really good uh maybe i wonder if they were designing this around the same time that they were working on that like what was it rd underscore asteroid mat uh map um maybe that's what this was for but this looks really good it had like a full look with it too oh wow and like a full comic style drawing for it that that looks awesome yeah even even now like if they didn't put in all these cosmetics or maybe if even if they did i would i would really like this hat that's awesome and you can color it whatever you want yeah no that's cool actually if you did that right it would kind of look like a halo hat okay yeah no definitely the spetsnaz special yeah yeah no this one looks good this looks clean um this looks like i think a hat they already have for the soldier but this would look really good on heavy too and go with the theme that's yeah these are good combos i like it yeah absolutely uh the sandwich board so this is basically like heavy has like a job at a nearby restaurant he's advertising the moist and delicious sandwiches um yeah sure i mean why not um maybe kind of cool actually if that had like the physics engine to go with it too so like this sign kind of moves and like slaps off the heavy as he moves that'd be kind of cool i'm double sided yeah yeah i take that uh let me slap my s on that real quick the death breath man i've seen this one in another variation i don't know why they have not put this in the game yet that is it makes total sense especially when they like were releasing all those cosmetics for the arkham was asylum or arkham knight or something like that when they released the batman mask when they released the cape why didn't they release a bane mask for heavy that would have been so cool he's bald he's got like the the look for it the build he's got like this power builder type build i still think this would be really cool um even if they wanted to do work on it you know it does look a little maybe a little off of some of these but i think it could be done i think it would look really good and be really cool i'm gonna put my definite yes on that definitely the secret service suit yeah this looks good this looks good um you know i've kind of i've kind of wanted them to put in like some sort of suit cosmetic for heavy especially because a lot of heavies like to do little mafia looks which could be this could be really cool for it um maybe you could even slap those off i mean whatever but the the suit idea for heavy would be good like we've got that one cosmetic that kind of does it but not like fully commits to it like this would so yeah i'ma put a yes on that as well the general winter that looks great what is so is this oh so this is like a combo okay okay yeah so like the rusty mask the rescue mess style 2 and the cosax cover yeah i mean i guess this is a two for one special i'm gonna say yes to all this this looks incredible this looks awesome i think i think a lot of heavies when this when this would drop in the store would immediately buy this um yeah no that's that's awesome stamp of approval on that and the last we have the crooks cap this kind of looks like a like an old like the old chap like the the bar pub fighter i i don't know but well you know maybe you could say that's like a gaston style heavy i i don't know what i think sure maybe it's it's good i can't say it's not good i mean maybe i'm just thinking of it with this type of look though i mean yeah you know what yeah i'm gonna put my approval on that one too i'm gonna put my approval on that one too i think a bunch of people even if i can't see it i think a bunch of people would like that and it works it works with a bunch of different cosmetic combos and you can color code it through pretty much anything so yeah i'm gonna put my stamp of approval on that one and that is the end of our 30 different cosmetics um or miss combinations i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did uh leave a comment leave a like below and let me know if you want to see another one of these but just way more updated obviously and uh yeah until next time later you

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Keywords: team fortress 2, tf2, tf2 cosmetics, tf2 heavy cosmetics, tf2 workshop cosmetics, tf2 custom cosmetics, tf2 workshop, tf2 heavy, tf2 heavy main, big joey, tf2 big joey, pc gaming, valve, tf2 funny, tf2 sfm, tf2 memes, tf2 reddit, r/tf2, gabe newell, tf2 gaben, tf2 gabe newell

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Length: 18min 6sec (1086 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 04 2021