Hi Jamie, can you make my boyfriend rich? Sure, just put a Richard name tag on his shirt So everybody will know he's rich she got exactly what she asked for a rich boyfriend He might not have a lot of money, but his name is rich That's rich person ask McDonald's for an Ice Cream Sandwich I'm surprised they even like pulled this out of the ass and decided to make one now We ain't got ice cream sandwiches here. Hold up. We got all the materials we can make this happen. They made it happen Can I get a? hamburger with only ketchup Damn it again. You got exactly what you asked for You sure to specify you want some meat you want some protein. They just being a good employee. He said just ketchup I put just ketchup in the burger. Is it even a burger if it doesn't have a burger? No, it's just a bun. a bun with ketchup. Let me get a taco with sour cream on the side UGH! This dude Literally put sour cream on the side of the taco. Yeah, man You said the side like the side of yeah, it's on the side I put it there e-exactly where you asked me to put it and I did it Another one McDouble only ketchup and ain't even a McDouble anymore. It's a Mick Depression I can't handle it. My mom said she left me a slice of pizza for when I get home they put it as pinkie by it a clothespin You said a slice she legit gave him the tiniest slice Literally two bites two bites and that's over That's your dinner. Go up to your room and go to sleep You gonna be late for dinner you go get the smallest slice of pizza a slice is a slice should of asked for a bigger slice. My mom was told to give me a half half down hairstyle She didn't know what that meant. So she did this So the girl wanted this hairstyle where it's half up and then half down for school pictures They actually took the picture of her then look at her like, What the hell going on here? But she literally put half of her hair up and then the rest of it down like there you go good enough, right? Mother there is Google now. There's no excuse for this kind of stupidity I bet she didn't even know what a half-up half-down Was either and they didn't realize until she grew up and then saw the picture like oh shit So apparently I got myself a gift this weekend - Katherine. I love you. I'm so drunk right now This is gonna be a fun surprise I Love myself just like that Hadley girl said you should so she was drunk and ordered herself makeup. You should love yourself, but it's late You're ugly and you can't let me love yourself so that makes up for when you're sober What? when you finally get your license in the mail, but the DMV messes up and uses a picture from ten years ago ten years ago what the hell?? so this person got their license and they literally use the picture of what she was seven years old how the DMV even got that. Oh, it's because their passport pics whoever's printing this Yeah, seems legit its a damn child On a driver's license you get pulled over the cop go. Look at that light. Who is this baby? You are not this child!! so this person ordered pizza and in the special Instructions send your cutest delivery boy and she got a pizza from the cutest delivery boy. I think we can all agree He's the cutest and the goodest boi why can get my pizza like that yeah let it dog got some Hell a willpower to have pizza on his back and not eat it not even sniff it you don't even know what's going on You don't even realize that he could just eat it instead of delivering it to a human What are they gonna give him? my boss asked me if I wanted a doughnut this morning And I told him no Thank you Because I'm trying to eat healthier and he brought me this a lettuce shaped Donut or doughnut shaped lettuce. Yes, it's lettuce shaped like a doughnut. It's even got the hole and everything Enjoy your gluten-free vegan doughnut.(chuckle) I Requested a chair with arm rests. Well, you got exactly what you asked for A chair with an arm rest there arms not human Barbie, but you know what? There's still arms whether you like it or not So you gonna have to sit and deal with it or sit your ass on the ground you ungrateful fuck? What do you want for your birthday? Nothing. Here you go a big fancy plate of nothing This is so depressing could ask for a cake could have asked for anything but you go get chocolate syrup. Nothing I will jammin' humble and my dog sat down when he heard Kendrick say sit down and is now waiting for his treat sit down! Be a good boy. Well, give him a street. He sittin down, he being humble bitch i want my treat I wish my dog said that there was gonna anybody except me Sometimes imagine your dog hearing the words of a song and sitting for that person. That's great Had to have my makeup done for a fashion show today went to Estee Lauder and the professional artist genuinely thought these looked similar so she gave that picture to a Professional artist okay, I'm gonna tell you now someone in my family who knows absolutely. Nothing about makeup was actually a Professional artist for Estee Lauder and Macy's and she had no idea how to do makeup She was awful at it a lot of those people that do makeup in a department store they dont know how Do this what the hell. I had my makeup done at sephora once, It was straight garbage She basically stabbed me with the brush for like 20 minutes. I was like perfect bitch have me looking like this. Hi sisters five shades lighter than me, then try to like all blend it out for like 15 minutes But oh this was this was just unfortunate girl. I really hope you didn't pay for that They need to pay you to go to someone else to fix what they started. So this guy's girlfriend texted him Hey, can you bring me my pink bag her pink bag, son? Which one do you choose? Like for the green one Comment for the pink one, but the green one is also a pink one, you know girls are they're Victoria's Secret pink When is not even pink but it says pink but it ain't pink which is it So there's this new fixed mask on the market. So goes on normally then it like..(poof) i actually have this and I've tried it and it gets really bad and it gets everywhere and then the mask on your forehead starts bubbling up and if you look up it'll get stuck on your Eyelashes and then into your eye and then you'll have to rinse out your eye or you'll go blind Oh, these are my favorite when people do cake messages too, literally Thanks for a great year in purple you had one job they wanted you to write Thanks for a great year in purple icing. They didn't even do it in purple icing Yeah, I'll put some purple sprinkles around then. Maybe that'll fix my mistakes me trying to fix my life She put some sprinkles on it. So I need two birthday cakes Can you write happy birthday on both I got you.and they wrote Happy birthday on both. This is exactly what you asked for a happy birthday on both. It says it all both I see no problem here. So I want to get a birthday cake for my husband Okay, what do you want it to say? Happy birthday dick. Ha don't write that. His name is Mac. I got you They literally wrote the whole convo on the cake She's probably just like okay, just give it to me I feel like people can't get mad over this y'all asked for it. They did it They're doing their jobs. If your dog doesn't poop, please put it in the litter bin. Oh my god. COOPER HOW COULD U?? You heard the sign you should've read it before you decided to take a poo now I gotta do what I gotta do I gotta put you in this bin you piece of shit that dog he really don't want to go in can i get a coffee with cream on the side. Yup Here you go coffee with some whipped cream in a plate fancy technically whipped cream is still cream It's just whipped and probably tastes good with coffee. I asked for a side of onion rings I got a side of onion rings They're not battered or fried but they are rings of onion. I paid 3.99 for this bullshit And can I get a large coke with two cups? I don't know why you would want two cups But here you go two cups just a small cup inside the big Cup because some people drink their coke like this I ordered a double espresso. So that's what I got. Duh, double espresso and two cups So they put one espresso in one cup and another espresso on another cup. See I feel like this is normal So it's like they don't give you a cup with two shots of espresso in it So you look at it and it's like hmm. It doesn't look like two shots it still got one shot I'm gonna need some more Nah, we gonna give you one and one so you can't say shit there will be no talking to the manager today Oh, I feel like this guy he hit the jackpot. He asked for extra pepperoni. They put all the goddamn pepperoni They had in that pizza place on that pizza. Mmm. That looks hella good. Oh god. That looks so good What pizza place is this? Y'all gonna have to Ask me every time I order pizza. I got like literally five pieces of pepperoni That's it. If you ask for extra, maybe they'll give you six Can I get a sandwich with mayo on top this guy? Really? Okay, who did this? You just ruined my whole damn burger? We're gonna have to have a little talk outside bye talk I mean (punch) in the face! but anyway, That's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video make sure you hit that like button in the face! and subscribe You're the wolf pack (howls!). I Love you guys so much. Thanks for watching. Bye guys!!!! :D
