polish lithuania is a masterpiece

[Music] yo what's up everybody back with another banger okay son I haven't been uploading in a while but I thought I'd try something new uh so I'm gonna do a Hoy 4 episode and today I have a very interesting that's right it's Lithuania country you've never heard of and is in the corner with a funny flag and the funny leader [Music] okay starting out with Lithuania I'm going to turn that music down okay you also probably noticed that we don't have any Manpower so we're gonna try and get some Manpower uh yeah we're unlimited conscription and still don't have enough guys I I think we could first of all like start invading what's it called uh Latvia that country you've also never heard of first to get a bit more land and Manpower so I think I'm gonna start that but still we don't have any Manpower so if they have these troops die or whatever uh they're still not gonna have enough to replace them yeah so you just got used with what we got [Music] okay one thing that you have to worry about is this fascist parties are here the uh Iron Wolf Survivor so yeah I'm going to start with a few anti-fascist reads you know you know me I I need no Generals in my you know you know me I I need you know me I I need no Generals in my Army I I'm just that good at playing the hearts of iron 4 iron I'm the best player at Hearts of Iron four quote me on that okay now that uh no one cares about you turkey now that uh we get that part of the focus tree down we're going to have to go to one word [Music] oh I think it's this one uh no no it's this one it's this one okay so now that we got that going down uh [Music] yeah the Iron Wolf we're gonna have to think about that too band fascism [Music] foreign [Music] okay now soon we will be able to uh uh justify award goal on them I think I don't know what it has to be at yeah 50 and that's uh with 50 with uh chaos in the world or whatever it's called tension and yeah we'll be able to do that when the mustache man over here starts and pull uh invading Czechoslovakian yeah and this thing here too [Music] okay let's find the uh get the other one foreign for our people yeah we're going off to Exile Voldemort yeah that's his name Voldemort thank you foreign [Music] [Music] need to get these Iron Wolf partisans out so they won't uh start their lucu and then try to overtake the country and it is pretty easy to get Rhythm but the only thing about that is that uh you actually do like lose three divisions [Music] so that's not fun [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] okay yeah this Iron Wolf Parsons is like getting at critical mass we got we got root out the iron wolf or whatever fast [Music] [Music] yes so as you can tell with this very much so fine division placement on the border you can already tell that I'm a pro toy four player much better than some specific hoi for players I'm the best I'm the best better than all the rust okay so uh now that we're done with that we can choose a king for our paper [Music] uh I actually think I'm gonna start uh building up a few more military factories okay so now that we're done with the King for people uh we change to the kingdom of Lithuania but I don't want the kingdom of Lithuania I want polish Lithuania thank you you know just like sometimes start to wonder you know like do I really have it that bad as Lithuania I'm like like I could be any other country than Lithuania I like Estonia and would you want to be Estonia look at look at where Estonia is would you would you want to be that would you want to be that bad in life that you end up being a leader of of Estonia I certainly would not want to be the leader of Estonia okay now that we got the established Royal Guards we do get a few uh more uh Manpower not Manpower but uh he's like guards or whatever you know just to make them um be more Royal I'm going to change their division template no okay now we can add them more to the slot pile that we have up here this is our border oh it's Russia okay let's add a new a new book class okay we have 13 divisions so far so I think that is good enough to take out Latvia soon my dude child okay yeah it's really like a bit confusing I guess I could say playing as these smaller country since it's like uh you don't really start off with much you know well well at least it's not as confusing as playing as the Soviet Union foreign Soldier wandered up here through over the hell this area is in Poland I bet that can't be bad right this this the troop movement throughout all of Europe can't be bad for us I they aren't playing anything right oh yeah uh so once you get uh the a noble class you know and you're about a oh about a start improving well you should start improving relations with Poland because when you want to Annex them they will be more willing to you'll get a higher percentage that they'll like uh want to be annexed by you to form polish Lithuania so you should start probably improving relations with them I I know I know it may be hard to do that but you just gotta do what you gotta do okay because in that don't make sense thank you okay once once you abolish the presidency get this man with like the butt cheeks over here okay and that I guess that establishes that you're uh now a monarchy okay we're gonna support uh monarchism in Poland first so before the Germans can actually invade it we'll get to them first [Music] oh [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] I've always wondered why France has always told Madagascar and why do they own this island just just like nothing on it it's a Barren Wasteland yeah I bet I bet this is not threatening at all us moving our troops up to their border it's it's not dying at all that the Germans are also doing that to our border what's in Russia thank you [Music] [Applause] okay yep we got that and our Monarch is malicious I'm pretty sure that this will actually start a Civil War in Poland but I think you mostly win like I'm going boost our popularity in the country too oh yeah you also gotta click on these a lot so you can start like um arming the people there foreign [Applause] because they have to start up the Civil War I think and make sure you click everything that's up here as soon as it happens so you can be assured that you'll win the Civil War all right they'll win the civil war more so that we will win the civil war since we mostly have interest in their country [Music] thank you foreign okay now that uh we've done all that I think Poland actually will ingest okay so now we have changed to the kingdom of Lithuania and I've gotten a Bear Flag okay now uh I think now we can establish the kingdom of Poland [Music] yeah so I don't think there will be a civil war or maybe I don't know I I haven't planned this uh in a while [Music] just like that bangbara it's just like that the kingdom thing about a boom [Music] yeah let me see this that specific YouTuber do that Bingo boom We Know Scooby-Doo no before the Commonwealth thing about a boom and we own them Scooby-Doo even try doing your focus string because we already own you okay uh is the the the hell is this country oh yeah Latvia the Latvian Army is very intimidating like I'm scared by by them they're they're intimidating me it is for the best guys all right they were kind of asking for you know I I felt threatened I felt threatened by their intimidating intimidation oh wait I forgot I gotta get them Call to Arms yeah [Music] oh my god I've never seen anything more beautiful hey come on It's just sad that I'm going to own them in a few days okay this war isn't going to Great ends we we aren't really pushing through oh wait no what is happening what have I done what is going on you over there why do you have planes what's the Russian doctor foreign so good since our Superior Tactics I've stopped their Invasion because we we're just not good only for you my friend mataka just the most depressing thing I've ever seen and they literally do not have a chance now you see some people try to use tactics I just make them run and Gun you know you know like like the human wave divisions I'm gonna have to put my Air Force to use I just like I'm so proud I've just worked so hard I don't think this war is going too great for our planes the superior polish technology when we're still using planes I I will not eat okay we've lost 13k we aren't doing that bad you know I'm myself a strategist you know personally I prefer the Chinese human wave tactics soccer yes we've just invented the truck wait wait have we invented the light bulb okay we have uh I just got like the stupidest like some some German general just asked like a like a like a German scientist like get me the biggest gun you can get and just made this like Giant Cannon on a reel this this is just so stupid it's just so dumb there's no There's no practical use for it yeah sorry human wave attacks have been going really good my thumbs up God this it looks like we're trying to put on a hat but we're struggling okay now that we're doing some stuff up there we're going to have to get what that's a tank it's just a tap top half of a tank you have to make some checks some planes I might just like make a all machine gun I think it's just just gonna have so many machine guns what do you mean I can't add more machine guns just just machine guns all machine guns nothing else thank you foreign oh my God by Army they've actually done something we have 90 divisions here okay no not 90 division how many divisions do we have 17 divisions converging on two divisions and we still cannot push through this is literally this is the definition of depression it's it's probably my thought I probably haven't been putting down a supply lines you know we're still sticking with them Chinese human wave strategies God this is horrible yes okay now you can start making some more progress since we've actually found them only for you my friend only for you and by progress I didn't really mean progress this is not the definition of progress broken and if it was I tell you that man is a liar okay just clean them but I have not said this fight I still want more [Music] I mean how bad could Czechoslovakia be oh no it's not oh God World tension isn't High Enough okay I'm just going to create a save here in case they might do something uh drastic and might call like the Soviets or the British I don't think they wrote no they aren't part of any faction why is this name so long polish Lithuania common wealth it's like just so dumb how long it is okay we got 34 divisions right here or 33 how bad can it be came we can take uh Estonia [Applause] yeah myself back to Russia I just want to unite this yes I'll I'll unite just only Unite peaceful you're late very peaceful United [Music] Russia and if I run like Estonia I just saw a bunch of like polish and Lithuanian men charging me with like bayonets and like sticks I'd be I'd be scared Boston Russia just like just like so many of them oh wait we invented the train foreign get myself lost Russia custom Russia what's in russia.com Russia [Applause] Russia North Russia okay the time is coming we must invade the the greatest enemy yet Estonia for too long now we have been threatened by Estonian Raiders we must get rid of the great Estonian threat russia.com I think just like the Russians thinking like what what happened to you you're you're invading like these little countries oh it's Russia and even for the Soviets this is low with our Superior Latvian or Estonian Estonia push the 3D tactics I've just gone on an all-out charge now guys fully do it get him oh no their Capital was unprotected and we couldn't get it uh I don't think we're wearing this war uh who should just yes I think we're doing too good yeah yeah I'll wait 1K when we're barely pushing I don't think I think I think we're doing too good foreign oh yeah I think I think this is this is where where we end yeah this is where we end oh they're scared they aren't going to invade they're they're they're they're mad they're mad they're mad they aren't going to invade they're mad they're mad but they ain't going to evade you see they're they're scared of the great push Lithuanian invasion our non-invasion Force Army whatever the hell this is what what why why would they do such a thing what if we okay guys we're going to Berlin just a bunch of like polish Lithuanian men just going to Berlin I I've literally have just mobilized all my troops towards Berlin I don't think this is gonna work I I have a sneaky let me see if I can join the allies no I don't think they even like us something seems wrong about this it's all of them converting on the Germans yeah I just imagine the pull the Polish Lithuanian propaganda Mr Minister just saying oh yeah yeah yeah yeah we're making great progress uh Estonia at work what the hell is this where is this country why the hell did they this is the where is this country what the oh my God what the hell why are they over here what what happened this is why are they over here in in the duchy cindies okay okay let's let's oh my God what they still aren't over with the the Civil War over here oh my what is going on where is this country are they over here they what the hell is this place Sarah name why am I at War on them why they why they have more goals on me what the hell is this something country why is there just like a this fascist country in the middle of South America away I guess the the the great Empire of the Dutch Antilles it has a war goal on me just why did the game dubs put this in here have they ever thought to put this like little island nation here it like how did the Germans even conquer the British over here or no it's it's the Dutch this is sad this yeah I think we're gonna leave it off here and although we're making great progress to Berlin yeah great progress great great progress over here towards Berlin uh I think we're going to leave it off here yeah you know like just not just stop the suffering [Music] wait are they gonna release us no okay so that was it for today uh we didn't do so well um we gave it our best but uh uh yeah I'm the best 24 player in the world uh yeah so don't don't test me okay bye

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Length: 47min 40sec (2860 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 17 2023