More Stupid iPod Accessories.

oh look it's a good accessory this is actually a cool fight theo right they make like my favorite audio nugget the btr5 you got karate chopped at some point i don't remember that i'm so sorry theo this really is my favorite audio nugget i've talked about it in my cheap headphone video just not that long ago if you want to know more about it but this shows you how long in the game they've been i mean this is like an amplifier for the original ipod iphone so i know you're already clicking unsubscribe because you're not here to see good accessories mate you're here for the garbage so when you got an ipod i mean what's the first thing you get for it mate a case so here's a normal case a lot of people would have gotten i mean no one bought this one and i only bought it honestly because it's called the action jacket look it includes everything you need there's no oxygen or food written there so i mean like guys we know exactly why no one bought this okay like its floor is just so apparent why isn't it covered in lights that just blink in my eyes and annoy me oh my god mate like the accessory of my dreams has come true mate it's the griffin disco the pool strip to test it no one's pulled it that makes me so happy because it's actually got a like a dingus chance of working and also proof that no one had any interest in us at all no one even wanted to see it work this this is brand new no one bought this oh dude let me in oh goody my favorite where most of the box is empty okay like the quality of plastic is actually like really good like this is a really high quality kind of feeling thing it's just an awful idea let me in how do i get it i need instructions how to take it apart and it's just like use anti-gravity and just make it happen on its own what do i do ah guys sheesh must not grit immediately all right it's got the big dingus and the little dingus sizes this is a big dingus huh look it's actually a hand out of all of these that i've gotten i think that one's better it's just gotten like i hope that's coffee and not cat urine of course my favorite one's this one oh that's a handsome boy isn't it to the horde with you well it's literally just a case with a ring of leds and some baby bets paul oh you're kidding oh no uh oh the baby bet sad because i didn't i didn't buy any it's a chunkster all right the quality of plastic is really good it's really good but unfortunately the uh the case isn't a the case isn't doing it what if we just if we take them out and put them back in i can't even do that give me the baby bets i want my baby a bit baby best baby bits i want my baby bets baby it just closed itself what kind of voodoo magic was that i could give it give me that oh god i couldn't even change the batteries if i wanted to just starting to learn why no one bought this i'm starting to learn all right oh i don't care oh give me my ipod back ah get it yeah oh i gotta try the instructions it's it's not working guys it's not doing it it's like i'm opening an actual ipod let alone a stupid accessory oh let me in my ipod's trapped in the disco it's like those blue light discos you went to as a kid so door's locked you're not leaving yes [Music] [Applause] oh wow that is good oh cool it's like glass now oh my poxo can you believe this was brand new and that no one wanted it oh my book cell oh yeah i hear you that was like a really pointless case you don't need lights in it that blink in your eyes where's the really rugged ones but not just rugged but good looking rugged good-looking khaki case it looks so used yet it's never had an owner you can see why like the cardboard packaging it's just been taken from addict to attic and that's the most handsome fake ipod i've seen believe no one wanted this frayed khaki case oh it's lovely it's like dad's footy shorts cut into a case oh it just tucks in i thought it'd be a button come on give it don't worry we can tell oh wow well i didn't think i'd have a breeding pair look we got these two and now we've got these two hideous beasts oh you two are hitting it off just fine but i remember when ipods had like a quartered pizza for controls it is beautiful hey a clip being stuck in the disco wasn't bad enough you're gonna be stacking dad's footy shorts i like how it blocks off parts of the screen that's my favorite bit is it even built for the ipod video it is made specifically for the video ipod oh god it blocks the borders of the screen well i i have no idea why no one wanted this i i have no idea so these next accessories there's nothing actually wrong with them they're normal accessories but they're marketed like a weirdo it's really hard to understate how like the ipod just took over if it played music it was just called an ipod look at this i bought a dell mp3 dingus i think it's meant to compete with the mini as you can see it's brand new no one wanted this and only upon getting to i realized that the previous owner scribbled ipod on it it's so sad it's like always being in the shadow of your older cousin or something and his success like come on guys i'm like my own thing hey stop like i'm in competition with this guy and just to sell you on hell because everything was for ipod look at this ipod to stereo rca cable ipod to stereo rca ipod yeah i mean ipod's got a proprietary connector the 30 pin but i had no idea that they had the propriety rights that too hey this is pro series mate hey this is what the pros are saying gekko gear are australian and they actually make really really nice stuff i'm so glad i've opened this because i want to use this cable i mean not for ipod how dare i but yeah it's a really crazy chunkster cable with a good length on it oh watch out pixels mate it wasn't just gecko look at belkin retractable car sierra cable for ipod and iphone works with nanos ipod classics more nanos more ipod classics and more ipod classics in a minute i don't see the samsung yep written anywhere huh maybe they're using a different standard that's using the same plug or something because i mean that's only for ipods and iphones oh cool it's coily and springy now and tell the police if you thought it ended with aux cables mate you're wrong and you owe me an apology it's the power pack for ipod shuffle it's for the ipod shuffle it's also known as a stinkin usb port that's all it is no mate it's for this shuffle i'm being serious they don't mention that you can literally use this for anything you like it's it's the ipod shuffle and then that's it lifetime warranty oh maybe we should call them up because look it is brand new sealed can you believe noah bought this oh i've got to be careful it's a collectible bell can usually make some nice stuff this stuff is straight up crap i mean it's got a fuse in it go you but does your ipod shuffle pull that much amps or something i can only find this bootleg shrek green one yeah man this baby needs a fuse look out oh hang on yeah wow look at this fugly extension cable yeah it's trying to like the apple ones at the time and it just doesn't it's so cheap the sprue on everything what's that your sony bean needs charging well mate now even though it fits it's for ipod shuffle you're an idiot you can't charge your sony bean through this well let's prove them wrong let's break the law or mate if this works could be super illegal oh my god mate it works what hang on oh no i'm poking the bear big time mate i've just blown this wide open it turns that's not for ipod shuffles but it turns out this has been like a standard before that am i the first one to know this oh sure no they know now pretty sure this bean has wi-fi in it oh my gosh don't tell me this works with the bean as well dude this just sticks right out of the dashboard this probably costs more than the shuffle yeah what a thing all right so we've entered that part of the video where all of these are super early ipod touch days you know when app stores like everything had to have an app with it things that had no right to needing an app there are some really clever beans out there who could get these old apps running you know they know how to do all the business and whatnot it's just too much time for me to bother like once you see these products i don't need to use them just knowing that they existed makes me happy enough is my sorrow and disappointment to show to you the eye health blood pressure doc now this actually came with an arm squeezy thing you know like to actually take your blood pressure i i've just lost it i don't know where it went i must have thought it was just garbage laying around and just bend it but yeah you use your ipod touch to test your blood pressure uh there's the dingus no it's actually in there [Laughter] look at this that's so funny wow i thought i lost it yeah pretty uh pretty hardcore hey oh it stinks oh that old rubber the old rubber hose has really got the smells going i really hope someone wasn't having some serious issues and thought no no i don't need to go to a doctor i just need my eye health and app on my ipod touch dad you don't have to go to the pokies and waste all of our money destroying the family you could do that at home oh thanks for the jackpot slots charge sync play what wait when why would you win dazzling real gaming experience but i mean but where's the crushing disappointment of actual losses different slots of varying levels of difficulty to challenge your skills yes your skills are pulling that little red handle you believe no one bought this you believe this is brand new oh goody wow an actual prize draw get out of here okay to enter play jackpot slots and achieve goal number of credits or just complete a mail entry form and send it no purchase necessary to win so if they've just literally said in the first sentence you don't need to play it mate oh new potato technologies how i love that you're called new potato technologies come on where's my potato uh oh wow that's that's quality the fact that they cap off the ends of this and then what you're left with is a very cheap cable all but those covers dazzled me yeah it's a it's a mini usb cable goodie i have another one and uh yeah here you go it's just this look i'm gambling oh no i see all that does is eject the oh wow it's like the real gambling yeah you pull the slot you get disappointed and it is like the real thing amazing i recommend this everyone go out and get one something i really hate is wasteful packaging i really hate it just so look at this this is actually not a bad idea it's something that samsung phones had at the time so this was a bit redundant which is so that you could use your phone as a remote you just point at tv being so yeah cool thing free app great more things to steal your data but uh this is where i have the issue with it i hope you like plastic waste look how big the cavity is with nothing in it look it could fit a dock it actually fits the duck comfortably look it could rattle around in there an adult duck could fit in the empty space who made this oh it's new potato again all right fine i'm going to show it to you you've all seen the thumbnail you saw that hideous beast you said i wanna see that well they always say don't meet your heroes you look at this jangly armed beast it's the eye guy look it's like someone's dog got a broken leg and they decide to fix it themselves oh it's only a little bit crooked bait but it can still dig and poo in the yard mate without joys the only thing they've left exposed are the the hideous arms so you can play with them play but all that's done is just become hideously filthy it's got like a trucker's tan only with phil i love this look how crappy the like silicon molding is look at this big like gash in it try me and it's sitting down okay i must try it [Laughter] it's got an ass on it it look it looks like a trainee like just squat down i'm just gonna fix your nbn here mate oh just show you just take humidity and mages i gave it a bum it's got a buck rag cool toy hang on cool you're not allowed to call it a cool toy it's your own dingus product patent pending boys you don't need the pattern no one's gonna be knocking this off don't you worry let's free the eye guy oh no this is how curses are started aren't they i've still got him contained here like there's still a barrier and let's see let's see what happens all right oh no he doesn't want to leave oh eww ew what is that oh it's like voldemort it's got like an evil face on the back ew it's filthy oh look at it look he doesn't want to leave no earth sucks don't let me do it damn he died oh gosh it's like digging up your old dog from 10 years ago just to see him again oh it's all what's in this guy oh his legs are so heavy this is heavy ass hanging his bum's articulated what's that dark line i see it's got metal running through it what is this for why is it greasy feeling okay all right so that's what the hideous dots are for to hold this thing in place if you've got a 20 gig one because the 40s and 60s are bigger well i've got a 20. look it's the ipod i literally made into a keychain and dragged behind my motorbike like what a year and a bit ago or something and then i actually managed to clean up all the scratches that's real i i did that on the video and also in that video i introduced the one grit for those on initiative it's a sandpaper joke the higher the number the more particles per small space 2000 grit paper is really smooth 30 grit paper is super chunky well this is one grit get it that's the joke they did come with a really really good dingus fake here i could just go with the rest all right insert this hideous thing oh this isn't fiddly at all not even a little bit look that literally cups into the bomb all right now we just cram our boy in there just like this get in there oh that looks good and then just there we go oh it's got a god damn it oh get out oh man this thing stinks it just smells like old look how fiddly this is this isn't this is a fun toy come on get in there get in there stay stay yeah come on oh this is okay all right get the bomb in there there we are it is hideous can it sit how does it sit hang on how no i cut through it but they promised me a sitting boy i get it it literally gets its ass out and sits in the dock and then it looks like this that is so cheap and crap look i could piece the pieces back together and i could see right in the corner you can see like the case is opened up when it goes into a dock and it's meant to like it's sitting basically sitting on a toilet is the idea well it stands up and it falls over oh it's got that face in the back yeah look at the look now it's a modern bethesda game well thanks so much for watching huge thanks to my patrons especially these stinky names right here because my wonder mod i do it to videos get off hang on give me give me my pod back yuck talking about the fad ho everything was made for ipod this one's a delicious pun delicious literally i freaking love pods they're amazing so they're pods branded portable ipod speakers look at that jack see proprietary that's who uh yeah i can't wait to blow these up with the diablo just yeah no surprises there we're gonna try and pop them anyways mate i'll uh i'll see you all next time so i i put in a ring camera like so i can check it on frank and see what she does all day and so let's see what frank was doing all day you

Channel: DankPods

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Keywords: bad ipod accessories, stupid ipod accessories, ipod classic, funny ipod

Id: GYjThNYeokk

Length: 17min 12sec (1032 seconds)

Published: Thu May 27 2021