Stupid iPod Accessories.

accessories it's usually why one product tends to run away i mean you know samsung galaxy phones in the android universe iphones and ipods how many accessories do you get with them and with every successful product there's just fleets worth of junk that gets sold with it i mean this is pretty standard this is actually like a normal thing you get it's just that logo right the the mad cats so i guess this is the one that you give to your little brother or something but i got something better than this remix turn your ipod into a dj mixer i'm pretty certain that djs roll around with a little bit more kit than this oh my here is all in on this business and she could kind of take it or leave it i mean same thing's going on here he's getting really into it and she's like who i can't wait for the blue light disco to end drop it in and mix it is that is that mixing is that how you see how it's done i don't even know where those fingers are pointing oh mate's falling off a building here although we nev hang on we gotta see us because uh i give up we'll never see his face ipod video 60g well i got an ipod video 80g so we're going to be pushing this thing to the max change together and jam over the same songs i mean it's just called a headphone splitter you don't need this crap 2006 i can't wait to smell this faux ipod in here it can join the others it's wrapped in that plastic that no one likes oh dude oh wow it stinks in here no no i just got a whiff of poo it's just this is full open all right and that's it all right that's what we get get to this in a minute you always read the card first oh did i break that or what okay i'm sure that'll make more sense later this is packaged the same way that someone would sell something on ebay all right that's good enough got our road map here whoa oh it takes batteries 30 gig video insert 30 gigabyte video insert mmm great adapters for the crap crap adapters i think it's more fun if we try and figure it out i'm lost already oh that's with a remixer hanger how did he was going like this and just pointing randomly making junk out of clear plastic i mean brave you can just see how cheap it is on the inside oh look at those quality wires that's for me and that's for sharing oh no oh dog oh yuck it's so greasy push against tab what the drink i did it come on we got to get the oh it's all greasy what there's something in the way oh it's got a mini insert that's cute can it leave now are these buttons these are greasy too oh this thing's so gross oh but it's worth it for that all right in with the others you beige rectangle how do i get the mini inserted hey i figured it out oh there's something going on in there oh it's just gonna co oh that's right and now this doesn't go back on or does it hello there indeed that's good enough all right what do i even do all right one needs bats needed baby bets oh that's flimsy okay best part because i got a new mic now and now i've got a desk auntie i can plug years in we can listen together where do the headphones go in okay plug the connection cable into the ipod add earphones well that's me select your ipod music press button a oh is that the a button is it now rotate the wheel and you're mixing that that's it how do i know it's on do you look at me like that on yeah all right you ready let's go from the beginning this is our set this is our wedding set [Music] up [Music] i'm going to press the button i'm going to turn it up on the desk you listen to the noises this crappy circuitry is making that's with nothing in it that's your quality product if i've ever smelt one give me back my baby bats they're mine but what if it's your mom's birthday she's not gonna want one of these she's gonna want something useful hey mom look i bought you an ipod doc that's also a set of kitchen scales i i love it because like the dock part is in the way of the scales bit shouldn't it be a set of scales first it's the model joy cool wow there's not a lot in here blah blah blah but you just you just make up your own warranty oh here we go it's actually kind of heavy uh oh whoa okay it's falling apart already oh that's glass i wonder what was so heavy but what this is meant to be inside of here is it oh you know it's quality when you go to put this stuff back in that just drop her in i get it oop hey is there a battery in there uh what's the what's the point of this thing they did give me one it's nice of him i did it [Laughter] quality control pass number three pick up your game mate starting to get the vibe that this isn't made very well uh on hey what does low mean it's just spitting garbage at me uh okay kilograms off off has turned it on oh you guys can't really see it what if i angle it like this oh almost hang on that is totally tolerable all right how much is that way ah 0.149 how interesting but that's not what we're here for we got to use this puppy as a doc that's what i got it for revealed oh that is a j is that what is that they intend for that to stay like that look at the jankiness see that yellow low again oh hang on all right i thought it i thought i'd need more than a button battery ah it's americana luckily it's a switching power supply so i can just bend it to fit gotta make it aussie you gotta make it frown like that you gotta angry it's very similar but there you go just angry style so because i know this does both voltages guys all right hey oh that is quiet got to be volume somewhere ah i know it's me music and all but this thing sounds horrible it really is poor oh and it hums and buzzes so uh it's got an input right you know what in fact let's get that grating out the way yeah we've got a window now cause i'm gonna try and blow it up with the chord mojo this is gonna get noisy [Music] oh wow it really hated that oh there you go it's a set of kitchen scales which i i kind of don't hate like i guess i should check if they're accurate look it's a tin of refried beans my brother strangely gave me when he moved to melbourne and they expired in 2017 and i'm planning on giving these back to him someday somehow 435 might lean her back it's already saying five that's not a good start whatever that's close enough this is terrible all right so maybe that thing was just a piece of junk we want something that's a speaker first and foremost you know stupid tacky gimmick tagged onto it that's why i've invested all of my life savings in the pocket party that battery actually has done the big kaboom in there and all of this is now basically poison this is essential equipment guys essential you need this share your music with friends rock anywhere you know like straight up i would be livid if like an old mate was like who might come and suss at my party tonight it's going to go off hey well it's going to be heapsick it's an essential party mate you're going to love it and you get there and everyone's crowd around these like sweaty pockets just listen to stuff out of this actually you're gonna have to open this strategically to keep all that awful dust in there i don't need to lick that battery to know it's not good okay easy does it ew yuck yuck is there anything else in there nope good that can stay in there whoa there it is transportation protection huh how do i get a bat in there strange whoa he's taking a big one look out big power in here boys um oh that does not go back together very well no no wow only this is out of battery oh no i thought it was out of battery oh it's got music that i can't play on it so i'll have a quick listen yeah right um it can't handle any bass at all and it basically distorts even under the power of the nano the nano and a double a bat is overpowering these speakers let's see what happens with the chord mojo let's just go like that that's in there i'm gonna play that can you believe it sounds terrible and that no one bought it i gotta know what's inside of it give me the bat back give it thank you scrooge oh i didn't need the one grit ah just one yeah that got it and voila et voila [Music] um there they are that's what makes all the screeching noises terrible and i broke it that's okay it's fine yeah but that's like all for stupid people from the mid thousands for their ipods hey like you know when the iphone and ipod touch came along that just killed all stupid accessories mate all of them died it's a stupid old thousand thing mate we're more sophisticated than that look it's junk for smartphones look there's contraption oh it takes more bats damn i love this kid here right this guy's got all figured out like hmm this thing's not very good but then it's also a big case of hmm they're taking my photo to actually put me on the box for this thing ah it was my heart to see the old iphone 4 looking like that amplified reality you feeling it mr krabs right i bet you this only works properly with the one game that you can't download anymore two players oh i don't have to make a friend first hey this works for android 2.3 and above fourth channel later hey seventh gen ding oh all right let's get in there oh there it is oh whoa what what are these love this elite command a r it's not vr it's a r we got generic hero and generic enemy oh they stand up well they they would have if i i don't know oh oh no the ar markers well i just ruined it look at all this business here i can point my finger like that oh that feels great oh it's got a screw that means dad's got to help out it doesn't move at all wow that ain't messing around engage i'm okay with this oh that barely fits ah that's why you gotta squeeze your damn come on man it said i could play games with it is oh that maybe i need this there we go oh i've tried to find the game but it's it's gone guys i mean welcome to you know that's actually not a bad game welcome to vintage ios stuff nothing's made for it and also because no one bought this it's so dumb good enough well can you believe no one bought any of this stuff including the beans i didn't want them reece take them back uh yeah even the kitchen scales are useless it couldn't figure out the beans how's it going to figure out anything what a shame it's sad i couldn't blow him up with a mojo i was really hoping that well he's certainly worth still but hey at least i got this oh that was worth it all of it just just for this it's all it's left to say thanks so much for watching you know huge thanks to my patrons especially these stinky names right here one dollar a month i do it to vid this week let's hang out we're gonna move this we're gonna take a look at the mad cats magna holster for the ipod shuffle this dude he's an euphoria oh wait no wait they're there so one dollar that video is sitting there right now guys i'll see you all next time

Channel: DankPods

Views: 2,381,308

Keywords: ipod accessories, bad ipod accessories, bad accessories, worst ipod accessories, worse ipod, accessories for ipod, dankpods, ipod classic

Id: sYOKsSxACPM

Length: 14min 46sec (886 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 20 2020