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so I thought why not just do your job for you so we can have a little fun game Rick is is this a saw thing Are you seriously sawing the vindicators Morty I'm a drunk not a hack you break the rules lose the game or try to leave you will die like in uh well I I think we've seen enough [Music] my testicle summer okay where are my testicles summer they will remove where have they gone oh wow that's an intense line of questioning Snuffles do not call me this was my slave name you shall now call me snowball because my fur is pretty and white okay snowball just calm down okay you're scaring me scaring me tell me Summer if a human was born with Stumpy legs would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund boy you're really gonna flip your lid over this one what is it it's a device Morty that when you put it in your ear you can enter people's dreams Morty it's just like that movie that you keep crowing about you talking about inception that's right Morty this is gonna be a lot like that except you know it's gonna make sense Inception made sense you don't have to try to impress me Morty listen tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher Mr goldenfold and we're gonna intercept the idea in his brain to give you A's in math Morty that way you could you know you're gonna help me with my science Morty all the time geez Rick and the time it took you to make this thing couldn't you just you know helped me with my homework you listening to me Morty homework is stupid the whole point is to get less of it come on let's just get over there and deal with this thing accept your teacher frustrating me seems like something terrible happened here yep you find a room full of eggs don't shy away from it give one of them a shake those facehuggers are worth more than the ship oh what's that this will make the cops write it up as a looting by the core blocks that's horrible I hear you man cops are racist hello foreign appears the lower tier of this Society is being manipulated through sex and advanced technology by a hidden ruling class sound familiar Ticketmaster coming up next on schmooze the schmoss Shmoney has a nightmare amazing a dimension where all proper nouns begin with Angela all right that guy that that actually got old pretty quick oh Rick will you please go back to me on David Letterman Infinity's a big number Jerry I don't remember the channel go back go back jeez you speak the true true oh my God dad's in class I'm in Cloud Atlas what's Cloud Atlas sometimes small true true different than the big true true how is this possible infinite timelines infinite possibilities including a timeline where Jerry's a movie star look you guys are getting excited about the wrong aspect of this device and last but not least for my number one number two Morty you ask for this a long long time ago and I finally went Far Far Away enough to get it since shipping would have killed me you didn't no way no way does it make the noises of course it makes the noises that's like half the fun awesome wow do not turn that on don't worry Morty's only gonna use this very honorable weapon and designated Jedi zones like the garage right now [Music] holy crap I hate to say it but I wish there was something to attack yeah it's too bad nobody bought a card of fruit you beautiful son of a grapefruit mango papaya watermelon a second papaya another watermelon strike me down what strike me down I'm not striking you down strike me down Morty I'll I'll become a pile of clothes like that old guy but you'll die here it's wrong here I'll do it myself oh wow you did it just like Obi-Wan Rick you can come out now I'm serious did you like become your clothes are you t-shirt Rick now over here butt fart oh that was awesome right Rick you know you've been so great the last couple months the family's so happy I'm I'm really grateful uh thanks kid but let's talk more melon slaying heads up been drinking a lot Morty I told you to write this down I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did been drinking a lot of my piss Portal guns still broken guess that was all part of evil Morty's plan evil Morty can we stop flattering this guy his plan was to monologue and off he basically threw a tantrum to announce he was quitting Twitter nobody quits Twitter hey remember like a second ago when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was who was that for shush Morty this is how we go bear it with Grace spinal cord Robitussin as a base then surprise me foreign [Music] this must be the best day of your life you get to be the mayor of I told you town you're welcome good thing I grabbed the space weapon that's a confetti gun you idiot hold on [Music] hold on unbelievable a new chair okay no more and he wants more [Applause] everyone make this stop Mister please get out of here or you're gonna die I have nothing to do with this why would you want this to happen all you had to do was go away Stop Standing in the driveway talking about custody and either tell her you want to stay married or get on with your life but whatever you do stop being a baby and act like a man I bet the wishing portal leads to a reality where they're we're all where it's a bunch of French toast with boobies I bet it leads to a place with a bunch of flies everywhere yeah I bet it goes nowhere I bet it's a big hole where the Citadel dumps all its Broken Dreams slick why do you have to be so dramatic you want to know why because of this I'm part of an experimental line of Morty's with a drama implant how do you think it feels fat Morty to know that no matter where I go I'll always be the one that makes everybody sad and a little bored slick that implant isn't who you are okay you also roll up your sleeves I thought I was left-handed Morty then you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables oh no oh God summer summer you have much to learn my ULU Morty summer this is Kiara she's a crew tabulon Warrior Priestess Prem crew tabulon I know where crew tabulons are from Dad a chimintolo chimentolo younglings hymen cholo your father's mind holds love for you I am humbled to meet in physicality dad are you in love with a badass sexy alien lady I don't know summer you tell me I wasn't going to ask if you were in love since you barely know her summer Kiara and I met on that Interstellar dating service Rick was always suggesting when your mom and I were together and things just kind of clicked we must move our reservation is at seven I hate to see her leave but I love to watch your face shift away I'm sure you noticed what she has three of but guess what she has two of welcome sort of Legally safe knockoff of an 80s horror character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives Scary Terry you can run but you can't I how do you like that Morty whoa just like Minecraft oh a tiny nuclear capable species just got discovered in the Amazon let's go make first Contact before someone else gets all their oh damn listen if this is an invasion I gotta sit this one out but I'll I'll be back to have sex with the survivors it's a neighboring hive mind species beta 7 our planets maintain a practical Alliance for exchange of vital resources be nice Unity is it a bad time are all present life forms assimilated beta7 this is my single-minded friend from Earth Rick Rick Sanchez Unity has spoken of you all bad I hope Jesus Christ if my allies are a problem for you perhaps our alliances as well our alliance is beneficial when beta 7 expresses concern it's only because oh snack Morty hop on my back go go see it just ski shoes okay okay now make him cry but happy cry now make them all make fun of the blonde one now make them all do it on the table can't believe you created a whole show for me now cancel it okay now put it back on all right I'm bored Rick is there a way for you to call Summer and Morty I feel bad that they screw those guys uh I'll be right back don't waste your brain on those weirdos Unity they're no different from any of the aimless trumps that you occupy they just put you at the center of their life because you're powerful and then because they put you there they want you to be less powerful never gonna happen though right Never Back In A Flash [Music] [Music] laughs [Music] [Music]

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Id: R712WWCcHVU

Length: 11min 45sec (705 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 12 2023