Moonhorse And Sango Read: Just Neckbeard Things

[Music] hello friends better we're back again we're gonna read some just neckbeard post now I didn't say this in the last one but um this is true for the I don't know what order these are going up but this is true for this and everything else all the rest of these we're gonna do I'm the only one who knows what's in these no she wasn't around when I picked them out so here's our first posting ready there's a special kind of special let's let's not open that kettle of awful things are terrible let's just go ahead and lock that door next image no you're not less than 5% of men have anything more than like 8 inches and the average vagina is no more than 6 inches deep if you had one that big you'd never be able to have sex with a woman in a normal way cervix is not a erogenous zone it's actually extremely painful stoplight if your only attribute is your imaginary flaw then no one is ever going to want then time with you you probably have no personality and are pretty useless as a friend or a partner Savage really I [ __ ] love it roasted Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that she described it in perfect detail oh I mean I realized this is just a JPEG but I can feel the heat coming off next I know sixteen year old girl bodies I'm gonna stop right there because I don't like where the rest of this is gonna go and I haven't even read the rest of it and all bodies that are fully capable of reproduction for that matter or absolutely disgusting if you went through puberty just know that I fired you Ripple's just like everyone else here right baby it's because they are illegal I'm gonna throw up a little do I need to give you some like happy Pepsi oh my god I love it people who understand Chinese Japanese was the dumbest thing you've seen tattooed on someone guy had this symbol on his arm said it meant lover of Asian beauty in fact it means foreign pervert I want to know I want to know I want to find the guy who actually tattooed that on him because I really want to know how he kept a straight face through all that is amazing next three marital hand-holding in my room not on my watch I think my favorite part of this is not the caption but just that look on his face oh [ __ ] things totally not supposed to be on fire [Laughter] appealing ladies please consider the following one long straight hair gives you that witty look to official studs and rings give you that good three hectares give you that incarcerated prison I'm gonna kill him very appealing I'm gonna come after you see see this is this is the thing that Don says that gentlemen like himself don't find very appealing but it's quite appealing to magical unicorns that's all I'm saying come on now you want to date a magical unicorn oh that's right you can't only one person can ditches right there I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing I just really wanted update oh Portland Oregon alerts updates one of the suspects he's trying to set by set the telephone pole on fire is named cloud and he's wearing a black shirt and cloud got crazy after the Final Fantasy 7 remake like [ __ ] homie calm down no wonder they didn't want to remake this game this [ __ ] was nice setting telephone poles on fire and [ __ ] didn't like the remake and just wanted to set a pole on fire I mean okay now that you said that he's like a super fan of this I just imagined somebody you remember the that weird coat thing that the only version of cloud I've ever really seen heavily is the one that isn't their children version no the Kingdom Hearts game I just imagined someone dressed like that but he weighs like 400 yes I think I know oh this is all this is a story I have a story about this so this dude got really pissed off at ethan klein you know h3h3 and he had their house swatted that's when like somebody's doing something like the live stream or whatever and they [ __ ] call the police and say like they have a hostage so that the SWAT team shows up this is a good way for people to get killed - that's really dangerous so this showed up on Twitter the dude who swatted us multiple times went to prison and he looks exactly like I expected it to know neo-nazi don't SWAT kids you'll go to prison he actually is a neo-nazi - this little big piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] ears aren't even level look at this [ __ ] [Music] I lost my job today my landlord is threatening me if I don't pay my rent oh my god oh my god I'm so sorry really bro please answer me kitten okay first off before I'm probably not gonna be able to show this guy's face songho and I can see it and this room is disgusting so I'm probably just gonna blur his face you can see the rest of it oh stop referring to yourself as daddy and stop calling women kitten that is gross you're creepy Oh [ __ ] it looks like you Bates an axe and body oil anyway next to him yeah [Music] [Laughter] yes I played these classics problem brah everybody plays Pokemon shut [ __ ] my I just like the thing that gets me about this he's like I still play these classics like those were so they were so popular they re-released them with a different engine of course think people play what are you [ __ ] high you shut up yes pretentious of his yes high on his fedora sniffing his own creativity for kids adorable and I love the caption they've taken our pony so we're gonna take their fine are you're that lazy not to go get like a DES see what kills me is this is obviously some kind of school yeah brah what the [ __ ] first off there are desks there are places you can sit secondly if this is a school even if it's a college and colleges you know are fairly nice that's a public school floor you got all the diseases you just you got them all that's nasty this is nasty forever that's gonna get the gonna get the Backstreet Boys tickets you've got the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC combined this it's all bad I love that next to me gross [Music] oh oh well tailored suits is to women with lingerie as demand I keep laughing because if you are a woman and you're being assaulted by your partner during quarantine please remember that you had the opportunity to be with people like me who wouldn't assault you and decided you preferred the sold please enjoy your decision you know what anybody has to clarify that kind of [ __ ] anyone has to say that completely unprovoked actually for quarantine are you kidding me yeah [ __ ] this guy actually don't [ __ ] this guy nobody [ __ ] this guy ever no one touch him no one's seen him no one talked to him Doby raps rubber bands around us dick until it falls off that's a thing by the way don't look don't Google that it's horrible but it is a thing from the maker of women only want one thing angry in zel Jordan beat ursin devil's advocate let the market decide milady I'll star the ultimate libertarian comedy well action rated pg-13 for pretty garbage 13 times over 75 male should be allowed to have one eat it 30 30 the 30 females women aged like milk I have I have a six-pack never drank or smoked only lift all my life I have a huge pension and all the time in the world I have a six-inch I I have to say I feel bad for this guy's wife mmm-hmm this is the kind of [ __ ] I mean just I think the aged like milk and the lovemaking sausage got me yeah I really like those are the other things they put it out like you know Bob my wife is dead she was my age it's like and this is how you talk about somebody that you were married your wife this is who you're married to [ __ ] you all the way you're a pizza [ __ ] anyway next village so my mum's dragged me to the food go food shopping with her and I see this [ __ ] guy in queue what [ __ ] is they we're in the inside to be fair that pretty much guarantees some social distancing so part of me is like is he a neckbeard or is he the most brilliant person on the planet just like this will solve my quarantine and my agoraphobia what a girl accidentally speaks during the match girl girl girl girl girl my favorite thing is whenever you're playin I don't play multiplayer a lot but whenever you are playing with some people and there's somebody who's like desperately and like creepy trying to hit on a girl is when you break up you have to break up the seductive voice and start as if you have like a pick-up line and then totally flub it for no reason because I just makes it so much better it's just like hey girl your father an astronaut because you have to be like a little getting frustrated with yourself noises under your voice just like yeah because you oh this one is kind of amazing because I really wanted to okay who wants to buy me a switch I have dirty socks available in exchange for a Nintendo switch and that [ __ ] work if that's you display image I can imagine they do because you look like a thumb like a thumb from like a basketball player stop it Johnny two hats I don't know if anybody else is gonna get this joke there's an episode of uh I think it was the Mighty Boosh and they were they were starting I think I was the goth band oh and there was a guy in their band who weren't you had called him Johnny - they meet like this rival band the guy the bass player the rival band has three did you know when you wear a lot of makeup thanks guys thank you okay oh I better go put on some tons of makeup then make myself look Oh if it keeps loose of cases like this away from you I would wear all the makeup actually can't I actually can't stand makeup so I don't wear any at all but if I have to wear tons and pounds of makeup that you know I want to claw my face off just to get these people away from me oh boy so I found out the girl I fell in love with yes love not some measly little crush in high school getting gave to the same guy who picked on me for three years back there I guess it goes to show that women were always big douchebags who were decent man I'm making this post because I feel very strongly about this and I want to make my feelings known I think it's freaking ridiculous her life is so [ __ ] cruel and heartless to good people whilst the [ __ ] of the world get praise and glory I'm going to go from fricken - [ __ ] oh you can only save for it one time a day I have to stand strong though hence this selfie gotta try and have confidence even though I am hurts and had to laugh when I message the guy and asked him to fight me and he didn't even have the balls to respond so I guess he was the real winner here yeah yeah big time like just imagine being engaged to someone that you that you deeply care about and then some random stranger is like oh yeah no like okay so we're engaged just imagine some random girl who neither one of us knows [ __ ] messages it's just like you have to fight me for his honored [ __ ] I don't even know you man [Music] [Laughter] look I I don't even have anything else to say I'm just this on screen is everything that needs to be said yeah OkCupid is [ __ ] wild it's the kind of place that like you have to see it at least once and I think it's the only dating website that even if you make like a fake profile even if you're like happily married and you're like significant other it's like why do you have this dating app you just be like bro you have multiple times I have fake profiles and there were declining they're over the top ridiculous what's really obvious I'm [ __ ] around and Sango and I will you know oh I'll be like you gotta like this guy this is this is a real human being yes this into nails at all if you don't know what that word means only if your attempt I only have like a wireless connection to maybe 26 box if they hide your eyes their skin [Laughter] hydric highs their skin at least once a day I exercise regularly ha oh God he cannot Oh and cardio oh no I don't like muscular shots the shut up Wesley I should cut that clip of Captain Picard's saying [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] there's a reason why so this was posted this image of these gentlemen was posted on there with the caption it's not the hat that is cringe because it looks good on these guys they look very nice and it's reinforces what I've always said it's not the fedora it's the flora because these are quite good-looking gentlemen especially top right there [Music] so that is it for this video you guys [Music] but for now we have to go on to the next video and finish recording more stuff so we'll see you guys in the next one we love you love you all so much goodbye [Music] you

Channel: Moonhorse The Horse

Views: 2,840

Rating: 5 out of 5

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Id: RJrWcmL22go

Length: 25min 31sec (1531 seconds)

Published: Fri May 22 2020

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[u/runningsinger]

One of my favorite shows is about a cannibal. And yet, I find these creepier than that.