Moonhorse Reads: Niceguys...Again

[Music] hi everybody it's me how you doing I much like some of the other videos I've done in the past I decided to do a dive into certain sub reddits and you already know the name of this you can see the name of this so there's no point in me trying to bury the lead on that that's dumb but then I do it every time because I always forget so this is post from nice guys let's let's get right into it with this first post oka coronavirus of the beer it'll [ __ ] you I would risk my life Jerry - pandemic just for him sweet release from you it applies to well it's too good next image Davy was literally the easiest city of the world all you had to do was what I said it was literally the hardest thing because you want someone to control and I simply won't allow it anymore you're still the exact same [ __ ] you were before yes I remember the context of this that's her talking to her ex and that that right there just do be they CID [ __ ] that guy seriously [ __ ] that guy just piece of [ __ ] you don't own somebody just because you're dating a [ __ ] [ __ ] you next image is this only Stuber yeah who is this dick yeah it narrows it down which is crazy because I really was just text you to say that I would date you now excuse me what other things don't work out for us Pecola but I see you took my advice and lost some weight I do your makeup prettier you still have some to lose but your Attaway were I date you know thank God I've been going to the gym every day wondering if I'd finally lost enough weight for some walnut of a man I talked to four years ago so this is what no one ever wanted to date you I just wanted to [ __ ] you you dumbass [ __ ] I'm a good guy you'll never know because you have to have an attitude about everything and you don't know how to respect a man [ __ ] I was like [ __ ] you're still fat too this is why you got beat your dumb [ __ ] maybe your husband owes her finger to [ __ ] I'm a good guy you'll never know that you don't know what's good for you fat [ __ ] are you done dude that's another thing you know act like what's supposed to I can't handle you pig in the Navy well that's already strike one you sick dude bro bud brother you can't shut up and act like a woman supposed to make you hotter hello crazy I thought I could actually date you we'd be happier just a fat [ __ ] I could find where you are are you threatening me now no dumb [ __ ] you always think people undercut you I'm just trying to treat it right I'm not entertaining this any further enjoy your night yeah totally [ __ ] over your rapes which is reserved for never special bed I really hope you get some mental help and figure out why you're like this I'm gonna be blocking your number now have a good one [Music] this man is [ __ ] insane no if ands or buts about it that is a [ __ ] psycho holy [ __ ] imagine being that [ __ ] insane and entitled oh now that you've lost a weight I guess I can date you you're good enough for me now go [ __ ] yourself in a cactus dick hole next image area you would Blake still together well I don't know right now it's kind of complicated why little bit complicated like how you here are you are what the [ __ ] I would really rather not talk about it shut the [ __ ] up I swear you feminazis are all the same but you look good guy when you see what whatever you would blank could go down a hole shut up you're probably lesbian you probably sister Cicero your friends sacrament this Rory [ __ ] okay buddy was your screenshot what's up Fox stupid basically the vagina go sit somewhere else hey look I'm sorry it was just you're cute I don't think of it shows with you though thinks I'm really horny right off you'll be up just to be a booty pic and I promise I'll leave you alone it is 3:15 in the morning and you're awake so what just send an aspect I already said I'd leave you alone no [ __ ] horse I swear to god no nudes equals [ __ ] yeah okay buddy shut the [ __ ] up you know your frivolous friends of women made for sexual pleasure you're coming for special so sign up for the rights of reality like a [ __ ] sex awful dumb [ __ ] stop screaming what the [ __ ] do I even really need to say what the [ __ ] is wrong with this guy like I can have sex with a sex doll I'd feel the same about then why aren't you doing that why you why you bothering this girl why you bothering this girl go [ __ ] you blow up girlfriend get the [ __ ] up out of here you nobody want to hear your [ __ ] next image I wouldn't give you my number if we were to do that I don't really like giving my number out too early that's fine I'll give you an alternative ultimatum if you don't I'll disappear and ultimatum yes either you could have faith that I'm a good and wilt abused the privilege he was stood upon me or I'll just go away you choice so I either do something that I'm not comfortable with or you'll go away Wow tough choice [Music] what do you think it's like being that full of yourself I do this are I'll vanish and you'll never know the privilege of knowing me choking an uncooked hot dog you [ __ ] weirdo next image you're willing to make 130 dollars straight up in the air OBS hey that sounds pretty sketchy I mean I can make 250 I already spent 70 on this other seller why now I'm 18 I'm a virgin I got money oh are you cryptocurrency I've been doing it for years all three stocks and currently in collar fight now but yeah I do this whenever I'm long line here I do cryptocurrency said no one who's ever traded cryptocurrency oh I see also what made you think I was a seller and where did you find me I'm sorry I joined a bunch I'm messaging I don't remember but yeah what's your name I'm Alex you're a virgin so you only want virgin nudes got it yeah a clean pure woman that hasn't been tapped by a guy makes sense I've met $300 on this one girl it was a virgin but then like after she left so I'm sure it's hard finding a girl that will open up to a stranger on the internet and give nudes which he probably found really personal and even she can't do that with a man she trusts and is 18 otherwise that silly Galan it's kid porn yeah I guess that wrong I would never let my wife suck my dick ever cuz that's working gonna kiss my Ted okay so I'm guessing that means you'd never eat her out as well oh yeah are you in block that sounds like a boring mediocre life if you're not willing to try new things in the bedroom sounds like it's just gonna be missionary here's someone's whole life and I think I'd want to try new things why are you lying or hammering out fish I'm not giving a girl head that's called submitting to a female I'm trying to hold my comments sorry when preferred no I was never a seller I just loved hearing how crazy your beliefs are Bock so I'm engaged walk up walk yes what the seller have just given you their prices are you renters or not [ __ ] so funny you really don't see what is funny no oh dang I'll have a Worman humor I can screenshot and send it to my other service and they'll say it's not just women humor if you like while you're made I mean I can show this to several servers and all the guys will also laugh apparently everyone but you since you still don't get it it's obvious you're pretty young since you really didn't understand how anything worked well pretty obvious how fat you are cuz of your Pro homewrecker but you were willing to pay so I was never gonna pay I was gonna damn i you think I give money you're a [ __ ] pathetic and then anything your ear trial hug drama fat whale this is so going on reddit imagine posting things on rata cringe oh my god it's just getting better gif of two guys hanging a girl from the Seelye oh it looks like you're a bunch of real winners too cuz I see that that wonderful flag back there all I gotta say is that you're gonna make yourself look like a total idiot cuz all of them will take my side maybe if I post it on the insole pages okay go ahead crave attention on the internet cowboy this bucket boy oh honey Oh sweetie I oh you're you're fat horrible but I was gonna give you $300 to send me news you know nobody ever [ __ ] believes that right nobody ever [ __ ] believes you would you say that [ __ ] just 180 harder man it'll totally be believable this time no one is totally gonna [ __ ] make fun of you on the Internet yeah everyone will take your side and no one will make fun of you meanwhile hi I'm making fun of you go do cryptocurrency I'm sure you'll come out a millionaire next image cuz I just got out of a shitty relationship and I don't want another one absurdity here though what was your last relationship shitty emotionally and mentally manipulative and abusive treating me like [ __ ] we were toxic for each other when I went to break up with him he stalked and harassed me to the point that I had to get a restraining order man he broke that and got picked up by the cops less than 24 hours later that sucks feels like a really shitty guy but don't don't do what you're about to do I know what you're about to do don't you [ __ ] do it he was so [ __ ] don't don't [ __ ] do it [Music] he was so shitty why did you don't do it this session was you dead above the first place could you just stay dad I said sensitive God said are you [ __ ] serious obviously he wasn't [ __ ] shitty in the beginning but yeah blame me for falling in love with someone and then him turning into someone different eight months later totally my [ __ ] bad [Music] I've seen so many [ __ ] [ __ ] people say that kind of [ __ ] if you knew that you were gonna wind up a [ __ ] weirdo on the Internet how come you didn't just not get on the Internet oh it's almost as if you have no ability to predict the [ __ ] future huh it's almost as if we can't really see into the future and determine how things work around us huh be a goddamn shame if we weren't all [ __ ] clairvoyant shut your dumb ass up next image blokes Fred a little bit worried about dating a single mother but I've seen your picture so you're incredible amazing guys your figure Wow hi Wow thanks for the compliment I guess I'm a bit worried about dating a guy who's a bit worried about me being a single mom not a great opener to be honest I'll pass good luck to you just like though yeah I'm not hard up for company take care oh sure guys chase you down sexy thing just wait until you're 35 and nobody wants you Oh sweetie I'm 35 right now [Music] imagine thinking of your hardest [ __ ] insult to that girl who rejects you and then it turns out that you were the one who thought she was hot and she's already that horrible age that you think also this mentality this [ __ ] would you're 35 nobody wants you [ __ ] I'm 33 and I'm prettier than any [ __ ] you ever met so why don't you just get your ass and your fedora out the [ __ ] door goodbye next image our slash asked women what's a gesture a behavior that makes you distrust someone right away you make me I'm not like the other guys I know how to treat a woman Oh something happen here Oh oh my god oh my god oh [ __ ] this is like this is like that scene it's like that scenes showed me in the in that [ __ ] I don't remember which game it was one of those Kingdom Hearts games they showed like the the graveyard full of just keyblades and like I don't know what happened here but it was really [ __ ] bad uh you know I don't know what happened but this is a write down but goddamn it went down our next image zoom what are you doing not much you same just laid on my bed naked to be honest ah yeah nope why because I said no and no needs no subs dud thumbs down fork ascent got it yeah I'm in these gay but females like you never give me kids oh he totally has an insult account he totally posts on this [ __ ] forums beam oide really really bro you don't even [ __ ] try to you holy [ __ ] also why would you think that work I'm just naked wanna see wanna see me naked stranger person I've been speaking to for about five minutes [ __ ] stop next image I'm just trying to be safe and do what the rest of the world is doing I should have been smarter before I like you and I want to meet you but right now it's not good there are other ways we can talk and stuff while things chill out sorry it's not gonna work out for you right now my biggest pet peeves are rudeness and people bailing on me they completely eat me up inside I like you too I thought you were real I'm just trying to do the right thing I'm really sorry and I'm real also I hope for the best for you looks like I'll bring all my dates to the free house when things get better not cool I don't mind waiting on you I really hope you realized that you're being the rude one right now I'm literally just trying to do the right thing leaving the hood a decent human being that was nothing but nice to you is definitely not the right thing I'm not leaving you on bailing last minute before meeting someone's definitely leading someone odd thanks you so much for that when you eventually beat me you'll see what a mistake you made there is a global pandemic right now oh my god oh my god is this the thing is is this a thing right now people are like yeah we should meet and hook up did you miss the part on the news where they're talking about [ __ ] in hospitals dying are you insane stop this [ __ ] go home wash your ass wash your hands in that order stop [ __ ] around this is how you wind up like all [ __ ] up and [ __ ] is how you make sure everybody gets sick cuz you an [ __ ] stop it stop it stop it next image how bored babe not bored enough to let you call me babe don't get so flattered I call everyone babe but you're gonna get a new Dame [ __ ] oh the nice guy hey fedora listen I am a nice guy it just hurts really try to be nice and people oh hey Fedora is one of my new favorite greetings I don't know who you are writing them stranger but I like it I like it that's what I'm gonna greet [ __ ] back hey Dora next image I but nothing but a good car to her either just show up for Trump or my plans wait Boyle my Play are you a supervillain hold on you are you super villain I'll have to do this in the supervillain voice the super villain neck beard voice oh my god I haven't done this before okay [Music] I can do this good good and then you show up and try to foil by plaids dude I don't even like her so chill out no wonder your attempts are failing you're like a total creep you lawyer don't make you brah he is a supervillain I'll get my fedora box to take over the world oh I love this subreddit oh my that's the end of the video I can't even I can't even anymore thank you all so very much for being here I love you all and I'll see you next video watch out for the Fedora BOTS [Applause] you

Channel: Moonhorse The Horse

Views: 3,015

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Id: V1zAhtVKbSM

Length: 21min 17sec (1277 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 20 2020

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[u/Sounnykitty]

Terrific! The sick burns on these neckbeards is just wonderful.