First Time Watching Monty Python and The Holy Grail | Hahaha wtf is this movie?! | React & Review |

hey everybody welcome to cinebinge my name is simone and this over here is george and this is where we watch copious amounts of film and television and things like that because it's super fun it it sure is and uh we're watching a very short movie today a short little comedy uh monty python and the holy grail yeah it's only an hour and a half yeah that's which pretty sure if you minus like credits and stuff like that yeah it's gonna be like what an hour 20 i'm guessing that's a very short that's like a disney length movie it's very very is it for kids uh i don't know okay i mean 1975 so it's 75 okay one of the one of the comments um or somebody in the comments when we released um princess bride said that if we thought princess bride was the craziest movie ever we should watch this oh uh okay so here we go i guess um holy grail that's that's a that's a um that's a bible thing isn't it i mean yes the first thing that i think of is the jay-z and justin timberlake song i have no idea what you're talking about holy grail sorry okay that didn't help just you saying holy crap in a weird way at all um uh you know just uh yeah it's just a song i like it it's a good song all right all right but yes i'm pretty sure it's from the bible okay cool so hooray we got some clues i guess yeah apparently it's it's a really bizarre movie so i think we should just watch it i think so too that sounds good but uh before we press play guess what oh my god we are on patreon it's so cool over there you guys you gotta go check it out we're just like having so much fun over there and can you tell all right all right let's watch the movie let's watch the movie oh the subtitles default goes to like dutch or something oh it's baked in i can't even turn it off oh what what did you see the the it said see the lovely lakes or something as the the wonderful telephone system what is going on i don't know the subtitles um oh interesting furry animals what is that part of the movie i thought we just like oh i was like completely ignoring because yeah [Music] oh my god uh [Music] so jeepers what is going on oh okay those responsible have been sacked all righty [Laughter] oh my god that's really hard to look at everyone's named llama here we go what he was just making the horse clip-clop noises but he's not actually what i i need someone to do this for me i need to do that who goes there it is i arthur son of ulsa pemdragon from the castle of camelot hey and this is my trusty servant patsy we have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court of camelot you're using coconuts what you've got two empty yards of coconut in your bags together so we found them found them in mercier the coconut's tropical what do you mean well this is a temperate zone the swallow may fly south with the sun are you suggesting coconuts migrate they could be carried what it's a simple question a weight ounce race could not carry a one pound coconut i mean well it doesn't matter he's right yes why is it going listen in order to maintain air speed velocity oh my god needs to beat his wings 43 times every second right it could be carried from african swallows oh yeah an african swallow maybe but not a european swallow that's my point well simple they just use a strand of creeper what held under the dorsal garden feathers why not how do they know oh god so much about birds oh my god she's smacking a cat against a wall jesus i'm not dead yeah he says he's not dead yes he is i'm not he isn't there's something you can do i feel happy i feel happy oh thanks very much guys well i am king oh king hey how'd you get that eh by exploiting the workers how'd you do how'd you do good lady i'm arthur king of the britain king of the who the britons who the britons well we all are we are all britain who lives in that castle no one lives there we're in a narco syndicalist commune we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week yes i'm your king well i didn't vote for you don't vote for kings why did you become king then why are they just piling mud yeah i don't know it's a good pile of mud though strange women lying in ponds distributing swords there's no basis for a system of government but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart through a sword shut up ah now we see the violence inherent in the system that's what i'm on about did you see him repressing me you saw it didn't you my god i don't know what to say about this movie this was 70 70 something 75.75 this is bananas this is amazing it's great but it's the craziest it's definitely the craziest thing what is happening now jesus huge swords and huge bucket helmets oh oh no you have proved yourself worthy will you join me what none shall pass i have no quarrel with you good tonight i command you as king of the britons to stand aside i move for no man [Music] so far arthur seems to be king of nobody oh now stand aside worthy adversary tears but a scratch a scratch your arm's off no it isn't well what's that i've heard worse come on you pansy victory [Music] that's got to be a jab at the religion [Applause] [Music] oh he's trying with the coconut well she turned me into a new i got better there are ways of telling whether she is a witch why do witches burn because they're made of wood what also floats in water apples uh very small rocks church lead lead a duck where are they going with this yeah forget this movie i forgot i don't even know what this scene is going why is the same as a duck and she actually is a witch then camelot it's only a model i was about to ask where they filmed this where there's so many castles [Music] i have to push the primal law uh on second horse let's not go to camelot it is a silly place it's a god oh don't travel one thing i can't stand its people groveling behold arthur this is the holy grail look well carter okay but what is a grail it looks like a trophy or like a cup it's a cup oh okay it's animation now i guess cool hello hello is he french with a sacred quest uh he's already got one you see can we come up and have a look of course not you are english types i'm french what do you think i have this outrageous accent you silly king after king you and all your silly english can [ __ ] this is outrageous your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry it's licking his lips after it's so outrageous oh my god [Applause] oh my god this is outrageous i have plans huh oh that was a great string of insults that was amazing [Laughter] oh okay supposed to be a bunny it's a trojan bunny what wait but they're supposed to be in it if it's a trojan bunny llc what let's go here's a translate for his own well now uh lancelot galahad and i uh wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit taking the french by surprise oh my god only by surprise but totally alarmed keep out of the room sweetie and uh oh look look if we built this large wooden badger batch [Music] of the french taunting took him completely by surprise he's talking about what just happened no this is what they did [Laughter] what i'm so confused so he's what do you want to fight [Music] um ooh nothing nothing really just just to um just to pass through good tonight i'm afraid not we'll go all right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits yes i'm not busy oh my god biscuits but let's kill him anyway right [Music] [Music] welcome gentle sir knight welcome to the castle anthrax it's not a very good name is it oh but we are nice the beds here are warm and soft and very very big our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours we are bigger for example all between 16 and 19 and a half it is a lonely life bathing dressing undressing making exciting underwear [Laughter] okay any other movie i would be like is this you know spirits or demons tempting him right but in this movie i don't know it's probably just what it is what seems to be the trouble they're doctors uh they have a basic medical training there's nothing wrong with that please we are doctors basic medical training hello oh my god okay so these women have haven't seen a man in maybe their whole lives she said we spent all day dressing undressing and making twin sister dingo it's not the real grail oh wicked bad naughty evil suit do you think this scene should have been cut we were so worried when the boys were writing it but now we're glad at least ours was better visually at least i was committed it wasn't just a string of [ __ ] jokes yes get over it [Applause] oh my god [Music] [Laughter] you must tie her down on a bed and spank her [Applause] [Music] you must thank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then spank me and thank me ellie oh my god yes he must give us all of good spankings well i could stay a bit longer [Laughter] no really honestly i'm not saying it looks like an awesome place but [ __ ] [Applause] we are the knights who say demand a sacrifice well what is it you want we want a shrubbery a what why is that word i don't know it's really annoying here with a shrubbery a sh oh i'll never pass this word oh my god i'm gonna watch him go down all those flights oh my god bloody weather [Laughter] you stay in the room i'll make sure he doesn't leave we don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room and uh make sure he doesn't leave what oh my god is that clear all quite clear no problems right oh my gosh jesus come on concord message for you sir oh that was from the prince that was oh my god and also all the squires just dropping whoever finds this note i have been imprisoned by my father brave brave concord you shall not have died in vain uh i'm i'm not quite dead sir i will send help as soon as i've accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular idiom sir idiom oh i feel fine actually farewell sweet concorde these sets are amazing yeah [Music] just one man charging into a castle did they start the clip over again i think so yeah yeah for sure they did oh [Music] how many is that four yeah i think so oh my god he's just killing everybody oh my god oh my god she kicks he kicks the pride i've come to take it oh i'm terribly sorry you got my note i knew that somewhere out there there must be someone stop that stop that stop it oh yeah no not you worry i am ready would you uh like to come another drink well that's so understanding um say when i'm in this idiom i sometimes get a bit delicious i have an enchanter by what name are you known there are some who call me tim tim the enchanter yes we're we're looking for the holy grail uh so anything that you could do to uh to help would be a a a a grail the cave of cair bannog we're in could we find this cave oh tim follow for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so far everywhere oh the way you are with nasty big pointy teeth [Laughter] the bunny is the monster temper rodent you ever set eyes on no tit look at the bones go on balls chop his head off right now oh [Laughter] oh my god oh my god bring up the holy hand grenade first shall thou take out the holy pin then shalt thou count to three three shall be the number thou shalt count five is right out [Laughter] then lobbyist thou thy holy hand grenade of antioch one two five freezer three jesus you still got it wrong what the hell oh it's the shrubs it's but it's like the the police officers that were checking on the guy that was the historian but they're at the the night knee or something the shrubs are all trampled so they heard the explosion yeah i'm not going to try to make sense of this no it's so outrageous at all oh my god it's a great way to cut down on your budget when suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack the cartoon peril was no more the quest for the holy grail what is your quest to seek the holy grail what is your favorite color blue right off you go that's easy that's easy is your quest to seek the holy grail what is the capital of a city i don't know that is your favorite color blue no he got his own favorite color oh my god to seek the holy grail what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow oh african or european swallow i don't know that oh my god that's amazing jesus christ i command you in the name of the knights of camelot to open the doors of this sacred castle i'll wave my private parts at your aunties you and your second-hand electric donkey bottom biters you tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms take this castle i can only assume that that is fecal matter sewage [Music] they just but is it there is that i don't know i mean they're just down to two of them what are they gonna do stand by for attack oh they have an army since when well there was earlier a shot of these people right which also shouting get on with it yeah no riding fig horses in the name of god we shall not stop our fight they're still cackling and they can hear each other that far away [Applause] what is going on all right sonny that's enough just [Laughter] [Music] is that it no this guy i think we should we should wait there's a couple minutes left and then it's just block screen with music but this is i mean i don't trust this to be okay maybe that's it but it goes on for like two whole more minutes well we'll just wait i guess this is the craziest ever i guess maybe we could do like the wrap up now yeah while we wait for what's going on uh okay so it is i was right right like it was just a bunch of people playing costume and then that's why yes or i don't know i mean it it seems or is it the movie breaking the fourth wall by having cops show up and interrupting filming yeah well i think it's all three i think it's they were real like they were like nights on a journey yeah and then also breaking the fourth wall and then also there's like a there i don't know it's it's uh it's a whole lot of things get someone out there please explain this explain to us that yeah it was amazing i just don't think we should think about it too much i feel like we don't need to think about it too much you just we watched we enjoyed it was ridiculous and that's all that's all she wrote oh it was a great movie it was so much fun yeah and like i i mean besides those hundreds of extras at the end it was like just the like a few guys yeah just the same five guys over and over again in different costumes which is amazing and it kind of makes me want to do the same thing also as soon as i can i am buying a coconut and sawing it in half yeah are there any other movies where they actually find the holy grail i'm wondering because this didn't get resolved really so yeah maybe it's maybe the follow-up like the the second movies like sequel or something that'd be great or like conclusion yeah yeah oh my gosh too funny well i think uh that wraps up this episode of cinebench thanks everyone for tuning in oh my god that movie's amazing um as 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Length: 26min 21sec (1581 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 27 2021