Monster Hunter World but I say some illegal things

we're back welcome to the finale everybody makes some noise I see that a rumbling in the sand jebaited my ammo has doubled since we last met black the oven where are you going I don't know if this is the right thing to do but we're gonna open with a wyvern shot next we use the sticky ammo the adhesive makes her uncomfortable she gets so uncomfortable that she hides for me much like my prom date in 2013 Colossus trapped Capone dazed and confused she just stands there eating doo-doo she's hiding again check this out I came prepared debated next we bombed the [ __ ] out of her much like what more planes do to third world countries this is a black Diablos which is a female Diablos in heat so one could say that she's quite horny but stare next we use the slicing ammo it's slicing Adam so it's I'm trying to cut off her tail you get it I don't even know why I'm doing this bit most of you know this game better than I do next up is the Pierce ammo these projects house penetrate her whole body and I am NOT gonna make a joke about them they penetrate the whole body damaging vital organs and even the heart much like with my prom date screamer pot now unleash hell how'd you like that Stacy I may have unresolved issues from high school both both horns I have destroyed your horns you're gonna have a tough mating season eventually go watch out leave him alone I will kill you if you touch him no man I am no man wait this is the only reason I'm using the heavy Bolger limping away are we get the [ __ ] out of my face you have been defeated holy [ __ ] it dropped I'm now the most powerful hunter in the world before I continue the story I have some unfinished business devil Joe after relentlessly tracking him for months I learned that he's weak to drag an element so I smacked spiky boy a couple of times and made this insect glaive and just like that thousands of voices cried out in terror it won't be like last time okay check this up today I'm faulting I learned this is still only my second time using this weapon so if you're an insect glaive main prepare to be impressed the handler shut up Harry jedrus your death will come soon enough kill her there he is devil Joe I've learned a lot about you maybe it's time you learn something about me is that some threatening cuz I'm kind of scared I'm counting on it drop Harry Jaguars immediately he is not yours to kill I can see why the Monster Hunter community calls him a pickle whoo he's shocked this is my chance hit the face it's the face got it now that I've got the red power of my damage has been doubled nay quadrupled and I can do this to the sky his proportions are so weird I can't tell if he's thick or swollen you've seen the big boy strike you've seen the three-point sabre combo you've seen the destiny scar slice you've seen the father now I have a new move and it shall be called Vietnamese vengeance hit him with a Vietnamese vengeance oh hell yeah prison shank should do it I got a sharpened toothbrush in my pocket all right let's get the handler off this guy [Music] do it again yeah I'm not even Vietnamese but my country is close enough so let's just stick with the name Jimmy stop moving I'm trying to shoot you in the face so rude I'm hot on his heels following this trail of pickle juice a hobbit lay here and the other tracks lead away from the battle now here's mine it's it's pickle joke this vision is based on movement I must be careful sorry big boy I gotta keep shanking in Heisenberg's orders get the essence of his face go got it dropping payload on the target this will be Danger Close repeat Danger Close target appears to be a giant pickle command this is the funniest [ __ ] I've ever seen and I'm about to enter the fight zone with the devil's Oh No air support has arrived for asset hit the [ __ ] nickel on the ground yeah that's right run away you don't want none of this Vietnamese vengeance what no I'm kind of busy right now deal with you later slide attack broke apart which one oh I'd say you should run with your tail between your legs but you can't anymore McDonald's may take your order so you want that with extra pickles too late basically I'm an insect glaive man now although I feel like it does no damage I've been fighting this guy for like 40 minutes now he's not even limping take linea hey there big guy Suns getting real low it's actually nighttime we've been fighting for eight hours he's still not limping what does it take to make someone a [ __ ] these days there you go just stand perfectly still it'll be all over soon am i doing damage am I even doing that he's limping that wasn't so hard we're all are you just pranking me when you were warning me about pickle Joe or is my gear too high for him now I avoided him for a while hey hunt Azure Rathalos wait is that just yeah this is just a blue Rathalos thanks game devil Joe more like devil no as in no more please I'm dead decided to kill him a couple more times so I can make some weapons his tail it's like an evil Toblerone bar no way this is where he was sleeping in the diablos house he broke into their home and took a nap in the living room what it shed I'll make a devil Joe Lance haven't used the Lance yet mister I'll make a lance out of you equipped and that should be it this is the grief Lance that's that's a deviljho penis on my back he's teabagging me from the afterlife is this death stranding I'm gonna tip over at any moment hey devil Joe look what I got on my back they they [ __ ] castrated you where are you paddy Jagger's Oh howdy jackass long have I waited I've never forgotten you as I'm sure you've never forgotten what I did to your family this poor Jagger's I slaughtered his entire family but I'm gonna leave him alive then he'll be a legend among his kind they'll be known as Harry Jagger the Boy Who Lived so uh I don't know how to use the Lance where are you going don't you turn your back on me Harry chacras I want to see the light leave your eyes I don't really know how to do it Voldemort impression I just figure you know out of breath yeah yeah this is the elder Lance Harry J grip your holy [ __ ] what did I just do I need to start practicing weapons before I go hunting with him what ah Hedwig you're a fool Harry checklist and you livings everything so I have this like counter-attack move I guess it does more damage if I absorb a hit I can also just keep poking him a lot see I don't need any training I'm a Lance man where you don't do it again I can't do this impression Harry Jack Ross is dead silence Harry Jack Reese is dead from now on you put your face in me okay what let us continue the story land of convergence here I come whoa where am I this is the last mission thanks for sticking with me everyone I'm gonna miss you the most give each nickle my my Lance takes up like half the screen prepare yourself my friend and something is terribly in this yeah that's sucked here we go I'm gonna fight like a big boss and then these two are just gonna find a way to [ __ ] out of there leaving me alone to deal with it what's it doing what is Oh King Ghidorah that's not King Ghidorah definitely the final boss come on get the [ __ ] Nicola we will vanquish him stab his toes I'm a gladiator main even here look yeah am I doing this right do it again smack his balls a true hunter goes for the testes with this mighty deviljho penis I will send you to your grave hit me with your best shot is that it is that all you can conjure dragon I call this move the peen poke bean shield now we unleash the counter oh hang on give me a second I gotta sharpen the penis bean [Music] we're just both miss why is he glowing oh wow nice discount atomic breath loser where wait did he get bigger hit him with a being fierce I can't even reach his face anymore ha ha am i using this Lance right I don't know the insect glaive incident all over again he has absolutely gotten bigger and still my Lance takes up half the screen check this up a true hunter uses his environment to his advantage boo yeah that's what's up what are you gonna do now huh he flies down he flies now oh [ __ ] he is massive that is a big boy what are you doing oh [ __ ] no it's an opening big target the weakness a couple hundred more folks we got it poke him poke him until you surrender submit to the penis you bitch-ass dragon big boy beer oh I I don't have a tail punch I've used it all throughout this series this is uh this is taking some time sure that's me charging my phone before I go to sleep whoa Oh doing so much damage with that I broke another part I got him now I got him now bean smack him in the face come on man how long have we been going just can you just charge how many times do I have to stagger for a moment the spots been going and going and I'm slowly forgetting my [Applause] [Music] stop being the bed it's been 50 years [Music] make it count nice good damage holy [ __ ] yes nice oh I'm in sight ofthis moves aren't getting any different it's just how much healthy has Bing charge could have been a lot faster if I wasn't left alone ah that fight took its toll on me but I'm here now [ __ ] take me back ah guess who's back yeah that's right that's right who's your Savior who killed the big bad dragon well good morning good [ __ ] morning to you who's the hero get out of my face everyone I commend you all for your valiant efforts here everyone really seeing everyone I will burn this entire base to the foot well we did it a monster that's been incubating in bio-energy the monster I killed wait that monster incubating you mean it was lurking so the babies would have been a disaster if it left its nest nest so it was a really you mean it was a baby to you that I was Oh God smack his boss a true hunter goes for the testes with this mighty devil penis I will send you to your grave I call this move the people submit to the penis oh there's endgame stuff I have to investigate an anomaly whatever that means that's not an anomaly that's Gollum okay what's this now oh [ __ ] I think I know what this is Oh Geralt of Rivia Witcher ah quick find him a bath look a nikkor okay Carol you can't say that today's featured Xan Klan meme is actually a video that someone made this is if I've voiced kylo Ren she's near her smell betrays her there she is the girl your thoughts and natural friend why did you unmatched me on tinder bow to the first order if you do not then we will make a second order that's more agreeable I wish to know was mine really the biggest you've ever seen [Music]

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Length: 15min 1sec (901 seconds)

Published: Sat May 23 2020