Fair Daughters

quickly the Lamanites are coming men leave your wives with your children here and follow your king Noah but we're totally not running away okay let's go wait what Oh huh their daughter stand forth and plead with the layman I'd capture that we might not be slayed yes fair daughters only your beauty can invoke their sympathy yeah can't meet you dad I said daughters uh she's still there yeah oh dang it won't you help hide or goes hey that's not my name daddy listen Dorcas uh you know this time we actually already have enough that's right girls doing this daddy I want to help my people I know help is at the back of the line did Shh he's right no okay listen it's just that you know this time we when the Lamanites come we need them to see the daughters and not kill us you never let me you never let me put you over to our coward in your salvation oh well you know the other girls kind of need a turn so help me out here look Dorcas That's not me not my name is whatever oh it's not whatever it's my name watch sir I beg for mercy yeah oh my goodness you see the point it very well the mom's all right so go oh now what in the name of the Great Spirit is not she still thinks planking is a thing I don't know you are not a shia labeouf museum piece okay stand up daddy no quick everyone's watching is it because I'm not fair enough yes Hey okay well here it's just what everybody went dancing and a Noah's priest kidnapped a bitch and bay home and Myrtle I mean what is somebody gonna kidnap me daddy hey nobody wonders that more than I do can you hurry it up hey I know well yes so she okay so listen well hey okay maybe they just looked right past you that one time one stepped on my face it's okay tortious that what happened my name is Kimberly it's tomato potato again those are vegetables and I'm a person they're coming okay listen have you ever seen an ostrich in autumn I can do exactly what they do order the whole right here daddy Oh George oh shoot dang it that's my daughter that's my daughter your women are exceedingly beautiful are you buying we will take you with us to the land of NEFA really no honey daddy I did the thing daddy daddy good sweetie don't write okay

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 25,052

Rating: 4.8375001 out of 5

Keywords: comedy, LDS Humor, Mormon, Book of Mormon

Id: O9pZse7hZg0

Length: 4min 2sec (242 seconds)

Published: Tue May 31 2016