Analogies

I had a really fun time tonight too I was thinking that's right get ready to break up look alena things to start working out I put this in a way that you'll understand you're like summer what is fun I know I thought but hydrating I don't understand we've been having so much fun together no I know I know but Alena too like my favorite flavor of ice cream I mean it's great it's fantastic but I'll miss it when it's gone I mean I'm looking for like a vanilla bowl of ice cream you know it's refreshing but it won't miss it when it's gone I mean I'm always sad after I finish a bowl of cookies and cream what well I'm not going anyway I already start the mission okay Alena maybe I'm not making myself clear yeah not really let's see what what what's your favorite food how important right now well I'm just trying to cater to my audience I'm even taking an analogy that you'll understand like do you like a microwave I mean things are heating up but time is running out you know what like I don't need an analogy right now I'm joking you just tell me what you're thinking oh well right now I'm thinking that my mom was right when she said I don't need to kiss all the products to buy the princess oh don't take it so personally just call me a frog that's a compliment I mean broad side very powerful legs and large eyes are you complimenting me or breaking up with me you're like a Costco muffin I mean there's just so much I don't know how to handle parable analogies okay you're like a sunset on an Alaskan cruise I mean absolutely ravishing but cold and overprice No okay if you were a razor you'd be Gillette cuz you're the best imagine get but I don't shave okay Alena there was no lady who lived in the shoe right the shoe was needed supporting but not sporty enough up here okay Brad if you want to break up with me that's fine but don't compare me to shoe the razor the microwave just properly it's not a real reason you can't be together you're just like a key of furniture keep goodbye but hard to piece together beautiful yellow I'm like America you mean you're free no I deserve better [Music]

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 17,360

Rating: 4.958869 out of 5

Keywords: analogies, byu divine comedy, divine comedy, break up

Id: YHm3-irKA1E

Length: 3min 21sec (201 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 26 2017