CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NEW LINE HOME ENTERTAINMENT [MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ ♪ UH-HUH ♪ [BLUESY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] Man: ♪ WHOA-OH ♪ Keyshia Cole: ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ SUPERSTAR ♪ ♪ I'M RO[RING WITH
MY WINDOWS DMUSIC STOPORD SCRAT, S] ♪ OW! MY NAME IS PEACHES,
OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ WIND BLOWING,
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OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ THE BOYS GONNA WANT ME,
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OH, OH ♪ ♪ SHE SAID ♪ ♪ YOUR CAR IS LOOKIN'
REAL SMOOTH ♪ ♪ AND YOU'RE LOOKIN' A RAPP.
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NO DISRE [RING] ♪ ♪ NO, JUST TR
WHAT YOU WAS Mman: HEY, PEACHES. HELLO? WoYIN' TO SEE ♪ HEY, GIRL!
WHAT'S HAPPENING? GIRL, SHOULDN'T
♪ SUBE GONE BY NOW? ♪ YEAH, I'M RUNNIN'
A LITTLE LATE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I
HA HA HA!E FROM A MOVIE DO! SCREEN ♪ WHAT IF NANA DIDN'T
LEAVE YOU NO DOUGH? NO, STOP TRIPPIN',
♪ SUPERSTAR ♪ E NANA TOOK CARE O ♪ LIKE THE COVER
HER OFTE GRANDBABY. F A MAGAZINE♪ ANGIE WON'T NEED
ANYTHING 'CAUSE SHE WON
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THAT HEIFER WON? DO, GI♪ ♪ YOU'L
MY SUPERSTARON ANGIE.BE DON'T HATE ♪ NO, NO. I AM NOT HATING
ON ANGIE. ALL I'M SAYING IS
SHE ♪ SUPERD'VE LOST STAR ♪ HAD IT NOT BEEN
♪FOR MY DESIGN. ♪ I LOVE♪ YOU<i> DID</i>
HELP HER OUT. TELL
♪ OH-HO SHME ABOUT IT. E E ♪ I LOVE YOU NO% TO OFFER ME 10
OF HER WINNINGS. HA HA!W ♪ DID YOU TAKE IT? ♪ SUPERSTAR ♪ HELL, YEAH, I TOOK IT! ♪ IT'S SO FUNNY HOW BUT THATWE'RE GETTING YOU... ♪'E
THE POINT. EVERYBODY'S LOVING HER
BECAUSE SHE HIT THE BIG ONE. OH, YEAH. I HEARD. SHE WAS ON THE COVER
OF<i> UPSCALE.</i> ♪ FACE FROM A MOVIE SCR EEN ♪ YEAH, I HEARD.
MISS GIRL--OH, DAMN. ♪ GIRL, I JUST SPR YEAH ♪ ♪ SUPERSTAR ♪ DRESS. FURNITURE POLISH ON MYED ♪ BABY, BE MI <i> SALON SENSE</i> NE ♪ IS TRYING
TO GET AT HER NOW. ♪ LIKE THE COVER
OF A MAGAZINE ♪ ANGIE CAME UP. ♪ YEAH, I HEARD. ♪ OH- SHE'S ROLLIN'. OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ WHAT WOULN', MISS GIRL
IS JUST FLOSSI D YOU DO? ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
MY SUPERSTAR ♪ ♪ SUPERSTAR ♪ ♪ BELIEVE ME ♪ ♪ I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN ♪ ♪ I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE,
SAY IT NOW ♪ DRIVIN' AROUND
IN HER NEW CAR--? ♪ IN HER FRESH
LITTLE CAR DOUGH. AFTER TODAY, IF I DON'T
EVER SEE HER ASS AGAIN, THAT'S FINE WITH ME.. YOU KNOW BETTER
THAN THAT-- YEAH, WHATEVER.
MM-HMM. AND DON'T YOU CALL ASKIN'
FOR NONE OF MY DAMN MONEY. YOU'RE CRAZY.
GOOD-BYE. BYE! HEH. OH. WHAT THE HELL-- OH, I DONE PUT SALT
IN MY COFFEE, I DONE PUT FURNITURE POLISH
ON MY DRESS. [SIGHS] CALM IT DOWN. AFTER TODAY, YOU CAN GET
A MAID TO POUR YOUR SHIT AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES
IN THE CLEANERS. OW! [TIRES SCREECH] [HORNS HONK] [TICKING] ANGELA, I'M AFRAID WE'RE
GONNA HAVE TO BEGIN. OK. NOW, THE FOLLOWING IS
THE LAST WILL AND-- WHOO! SORRY I'M LATE,
BABY. TRAFFIC. HA HA!
UH, MISS WHITAKER, I'M SEYMOUR GOLD. JUDGING BY THE LOOKS
OF THIS OFFICE, I'M SURE YOU SEE MORE GOLD
THAN MASTER P'S DENTIST. HA HA HA! THAT WAS
A GOOD ONE, WASN'T IT? HEY, BABY. I'M PEACHES--
PEACHES WHITAKER. YES, YOU ARE.
HA HA HA! ALL RIGHT. SO I KNOW
Y'ALL ARE READY. WE'RE GONNA GET
THIS THING STARTED, SEE WHAT NANA
TALKIN' ABOUT. LIPSTICK... Seymour: PEACHES? UH-HUH? WOULD YOU HAVE A SEAT,
PLEASE? OH, SURE, BABY.
I'M SORRY. DO YOU, SEYMOUR. DO YOU, PLAYER. HELLO, PEACHES. ANGELA. WELL, I GUESS
WE'D BETTER DIVE RIGHT IN. WE'RE HERE TO READ
THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
MISS RUBY WHITAKER. "I, NORMA RUBY WHITAKER, "DO HEREBY BEQUEATH
THE FOLLOWING: "TO MY CHURCH OF 50 YEARS--
FAITHFUL CENTRAL MOUNT ZION "MISSIONARY SOUTHERN BAPTIST
CHURCH OF GOD IN CHRIST, "WHERE THE GRAND BISHOP REVEREND
DR. MARSHALL PETTAWAY PRESIDES-- I LEAVE THE SUM
OF $50,000." Angela:
UNCLE BISHOP? UNCLE BISHOP.
AIN'T THAT A DAMN SHAME? "TO MY DARLING GRANDDAUGHTER
ANGELA-- "KEEP THIS FAMILY TOGETHER
AND FOLLOW YOUR DREAM. I LEAVE THE SUM
OF $75,000." "TO MY WONDERFUL PEACHES--" HEH HEH. "ONCE YOU GET WISDOM,
YOU'LL HAVE ALL YOU DESIRE. I LEAVE YOU
MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION--" HMM. "MY BIBLE." "NANA RUBY." THAT'S IT? THAT'S IT. UH...SEYMOUR, ARE YOU MISSING A PAGE
UP ON THE WILL? NO, NOT THAT
I CAN TELL. MM-HMM. YOU'RE SURE? AS FAR AS I KNOW. MM-HMM. MM. THE BIBLE. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. Seymour: SO, UH-- UH, MR. GOLD... THANK YOU FOR
AN INTERESTING MORNING. PEACHES, I-- UH! AND WOULD YOU KINDLY TELL
MY PERFECT SISTER THAT... THAT SHE WINS AGAIN? I'LL TAKE THE BIBLE. ♪ COME ON
AND PACK YOUR BAGS ♪ ♪ AND TAKE A TRIP WITH ME ♪ ♪ THERE'S MORE TO LIFE
THAN WHAT WE SEE ♪ ♪ YOU SAY THE KIDS
WON'T LISTEN ♪ ♪ AND LATELY
HE'S BEEN TRIPPIN' ♪ ♪ I THINK SOME TIME AWAY
IS JUST WHAT WE NEED ♪ ♪ I KNOW THE PLACE
WHERE WE CAN GET AWAY ♪ ♪ WHERE THE SUN
IS SHININ'... ♪ [TELEPHONE RINGS] [RING] GOOD MORNING. ANGELLE'S. HELLO, IT'S
MRS. CARTWRIGHT. IS JUN NI IN? UH, NO.
NOT FOR ANOTHER HOUR. OK, I'D LIKE TO
BOOK A PEDICURE. AH, ONE SECOND. DO YOU HAVE
AN 11:00? 11-ISH? YOU COULD SEE JUN NI
AT 11:00. OH, TERRIFIC. OK, I'LL PUT YOU DOWN.
MY PLEASURE. THANK YOU. BYE-BYE. [BABY CRIES] [MUSIC PLAYING] Jun Ni:
BRIAN, IT'S READY! THANK YOU, BABY. WHOO. MM. MMM! WHAT'S WRONG? NOTHIN'. NOTHIN'. THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG.
WHEW! LOOK AT THE TIME. I GOTTA GO. BABY, I'M TRYING TO COOK FOR YOU
THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO TRY ONE MORE BITE? HEH HEH.
MAYBE LATER, OK? I GOTTA WATCH
MY HEALTH--MY SHAPE. COME ON, JUN NI. YOU KNOW I DIDN'T REALLY
MARRY YOU FOR YOUR COOKING. I MARRIED YOU 'CAUSE
YOU LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS. RIGHT? RIGHT? THIS IS WHY
I MARRIED YOU. [TELEPHONE RINGS] MMM. MMM-MMM. MM-HMM. MM-HMM. [RING] [LAUGHS] HELLO? Angela: HI, BRIAN.
IS JUN NI THERE? YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
HOLD ON. I LOVE YOU, BABY. I LOVE YOU, TOO. OK, NOW PUT THAT OUT.
I MEAN, PUT IT UP. OK. HELLO? Angela: HEY, JUN NI. YOU HAVE
AN 11:00 PEDICURE. OK. WHAT'S WRONG? BRIAN HATES
MY COOKING. TRUST ME, SWEETIE. HE DIDN'T MARRY YOU
FOR YOUR COOKING. YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND YET? NO. ANGELLE,
SHE YOUR ONLY FAMILY. SEE YOU AT 11:00,
JUN NI. [MUSIC PLAYING] THE TWICE-AS-SEXY
3-TIME DEFENDING CHAMPION-- GIVE IT TO HER. [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] DO IT! OW! IN THE STORE, Y'ALL. UH, PIERRE. I THINK
I NEED TO GET ME A TROPHY CASE
FOR ALL MY TROPHIES. Pierre: YES,
MISS GIRL, YOU ARE, BECAUSE THE BAMBOO STICKS
ARE TIRED. AND YOUR TROPHIES ARE ROLLING
OVER INTO MISS DEBRA'S AREA, AND YOU KNOW
SHE DON'T HAVE ANY. OK, YOU ZIP IT. AND YOU NEED
TO GET TO WORK ON TIME. CUTTIN' UP
OPENS AT 10:00, OK? OH, MISS DEBRA. I WON'T
LIE TO YOU, GIRL. I OVERSLEPT. AND I DIDN'T GET
BREAKFAST. OK? HA HA HA! HEY, BETTY.
HEY, SHARINA. PROM DO,
RIGHT, BABY? YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
PEACHES? WE WANT TO MAKE SURE
SHE GETS AN ELEGANT CHIGNON. COME ON, BABY. I DON'T KNOW
EVEN KNOW WHAT A CHIGNON IS. IT'S THE FINEST
PIECE OF MEAT YOU CAN GET. WHAT? IT COME IN A BIG,
LONG TUBE-- YOU STUPID...
THAT'S "MIGNON." OH, OK. WHAT YOU WANT, BABY? I GOT THE HALLE,
THE JANET, THE ASHANTI,
THE BEYONCé, AND IF YOUR FUNDS
ARE TIGHT, THE BADU. ASHANTI, THAT'S MY GIRL.
I LOVE HER. OH, YEAH. YOU'RE GONNA
LOOK REAL GOOD IN THAT. HI, WELCOME TO
CUTTIN' UP. I'M PIERRE.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? I'M LOOKING FOR
PATRICE ELAINE WHITAKER. UM...CAN YOU--CAN YOU
EXCUSE ME A MINUTE, BABY? Pierre: I CAN
TAKE CARE OF IT. UH, DEBRA. I NEED YOU TO
COVER FOR ME. FILL IN THE HOLE... I WILL NOT. YOU GOT ONE IN THE CHAIR
AND THREE WAITING. YOU CAN FORGET IT. COVER FOR ME. I SAID NO. AND IF YOU EVEN THINK
ABOUT LEAVING THIS SHOP, YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY
ABOUT COMING BACK. I'M AGENT SCOTT,
INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE. OOH! UM...DID I SAY "PIERRE"? MY NAME IS PEDRO.
I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE. PEDRO. P-E-D-R-O.
PEDRO.<i> NO HABLA INGLéS.</i> PIERRE, WHERE IS SHE? UM...
SHE SITS THERE. THAT'S ALL HER SHIT.
THE TROPHIES-- WE'VE GOT A RUNNER! OH! OH! [HANDCUFFS RATTLE] HEY, HEY, HEY! WHAT'S THE RUSH,
MISS WHITAKER? WELL, I ALWAYS RUN
LIKE THIS WHEN A BIG BLACK MAN
WITH ONE GOOD EYE AND A LITTLE WHITE MAN
IN A CHEAP SUIT COME TO THIS PART OF TOWN. SISTER, YOU OWE THE GOVERNMENT
$92,000 WORTH OF BACK TAXES! BABY, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I AIN'T NEVER EVEN
MADE $92,000. MISS WHITAKER, WE'RE GONNA
PUT YOUR BUTT IN JAIL! OH, LORD! WAIT, NO, NO.
I CAN'T GO TO JAIL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO
TO BIG GIRLS IN JAIL? THEY RUBS UP ON 'EM
AND TIES 'EM UP. 3 OR 4 OF THEM
JUMP ON ME AT ONE TIME. I DON'T WANT
TO GO SEE R. KELLY. CAN YOU DO SOMETHING,
BROTHER? WELL, THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA GO IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR
TAXES PAID, MISS WHITAKER! WHOA. OK, NOW, LOOK. LOOK, NOW,
WE CAN MAKE A DEAL. WHAT KIND OF DEAL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OK, BROTHER. SEE,
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT A HARD 50. $50,000? NOW, THAT'S WHAT<i>
WE'RE</i> TALKIN' ABOUT. [GASPS] NO... 50 DOLLARS...A MONTH. AND IF I DO THAT,
HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE BEFORE I, YOU KNOW,
PAY THIS WHOLE THING OFF. HMM. 37 YEARS! BUT THIS IS
YOUR LUCKY DAY. WE ALREADY MET
OUR WEEKLY QUOTA. SO WE'RE GONNA
CUT YOU A DEAL. NOW, WE WANT $50,000
IN 60 DAYS. WE'LL CALL
THIS MATTER EVEN. IF I DO 50 IN 60, I DON'T HAVE TO DO
5 TO 10. THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. OK, WE CAN MAKE THAT DEAL,
PLAYER. AND YOU... YOU'RE GONNA GET
THESE HANDCUFFS OFF ME. YOU NEED TO GET YOU SOME. I'M NOT INTO THIS FREAKY SHIT
YOU'RE BRINGIN' HERE. I DON'T DO WHITE MEN.
DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYIN'? MISS WHITAKER! WHAT?! I'M WATCHING YOU. WITH WHAT EYE? 'CAUSE THAT ONE CAN
GET AWAY FROM YOUR ASS. AAAAH! DON'T TALK
ABOUT HIS EYE! YOU BETTER GET
OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF HERE! [MUSIC PLAYING] [RINGING] Peaches: HELLO? OH, UH... PEACHES WHITAKER,
PLEASE? PEACHES IS NOT HERE.
NO PEACHES HERE. OH, UM... CAN YOU TELL HER
JUN NI CALLED TO CONFIRM
SHE RECEIVE INVITATION TO HER SISTER
ANNIVERSARY PARTY? OH. I WON'T BE THERE. OH, WELL,
THAT'S TOO BAD. I KNOW SHE WAS LOOKING
FORWARD TO SEEING YOU. REALLY? YES. SHE MADE A PLANE
RESERVATION FOR YOU ON AMERICAN AIRLINES
FOR FRIDAY MORNING. FIRST CLASS? NO. REFUNDABLE? NO. OH. WELL,
LET MISS WHITAKER KNOW I CAN'T MAKE IT. [DIAL TONE] [MUTTERS] Woman on TV: DO YOU HAVE
PROBLEMS WITH THE I.R.S.? Peaches: OH!
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! [MUSIC PLAYING] WHOO! LOS AN-GE-LES! YES! HELLO, MISS WHITAKER.
I'M AGENT ROSS. OOH! YOU LOOK
JUST LIKE MY GIRL! I GET IT ALL THE TIME.
I KNOW--SERENA WILLIAMS. YOU LOOK LIKE MY GIRL
BUBBLES IN BALTIMORE. SHE WAS A STRIPPER.
GO, BUBBLES! LOOK, MISS WHITAKER.
I'M WITH THE I.R.S. OH! GET IN THE CAR.
LET'S GO. GET IN THE CAR.
COME ON. [MOANS] GET IN THE CAR! AW, SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU DOUBLE-NECKED<i>
BLUE'S CLUES</i> WANNABE. YEAH, BUT YOU'RE TORE UP
FROM THE FLOOR UP, MAKE A YOUNG PLAYER
WANNA THROW UP. Peaches:
NO, IT DON'T. YEAH, IT DO. AND YOU,
SEXY CHOCOLATE-- THICKER THAN
A BOWL OF OATMEAL, CLEANER THAN CLOROX. WHERE CAN I TAKE YOU?
TALK TO ME. I TALK BACK. TELL ME SOMETHIN'
SLICK AND SLY. IS THAT HOW YOU TALK
TO WOMEN, MR. SIMMS? I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT
I'M A JIGGA THERE. MR. BENJAMIN SIMMS-- 1212 ELKWAY PLACE.
HMM? LET'S SEE...
CAB DRIVER BY DAY, WANNABE BALLER
BY NIGHT. DOUBLE-NECKED BALLER. SHUT UP.
HOW YOU KNOW ALL THAT? I.R.S.
WE KNOW EVERYTHING. OOH! I LIKE YOU,
SISTER. WHATEVER, MISS WHITAKER.
NOW, LISTEN... YOU HAVE 58 DAYS
TO PAY US. NOT 59, NOT 59 1/2.
UNDERSTAND ME? YES. AND IF YOU ARE SO MUCH
AS ONE MINUTE LATE, WE'RE GONNA LOCK YOU UP,
TAKE ANY MONEY YOU HAVE, WILL HAVE, OR EVER HAVE.
UNDERSTOOD? LEAVE ME ALONE. [SIGHS] NOW THAT
MY WORK HERE IS DONE... BENJAMIN, GO AHEAD
AND TAKE ME TO THE SPOT. I'M READY TO GET
MY MACK ON. I GOT
THE PERFECT SPOT. IT'LL BE CRACKIN'
OVER THIS WAY. TO THE SPOT? YEAH, TO THE SPOT. THAT'S CODE
FOR "STRIPPER JOINT!" I KNEW YOU WAS BUBBLES!
HA HA HA! I'M AGENT ROSS.
I AIN'T BUBBLES. AGENT ROSS,
A.K.A. BUBBLES! YOU LOST A LITTLE BIT OF WEIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT THREW ME OFF. YOU TOOK ME TO THAT CLUB
CHUNKY ASSES BACK IN BALTIMORE. LITTLE DANCE SPOT. YOU HAD
TO BE A SIZE 14 OR BETTER. YOU TAUGHT ME HOW
TO GO AROUND THAT POLE! I LEFT BUBBLES IN
BALTIMORE. NOW, COME ON! NEW LIFE FOR ME. WHOO! BUBBLES' IN
THE HOUSE! COME ON, DO THAT MOVE.
DO THAT MOVE YOU SHOWED ME. BUBBLES' IN THE HOUSE!
AH, AH! BUBBLES' IN THE HOUSE!
AH, AH! BUBBLES' IN THE HOUSE! GIRL, YOU CRAZY. AGENT BUBBLES ROSS, GIRL, YOU AIN'T GOT
TO FRONT WITH ME. I'M PROUD OF YOU, SISTER. HI. HEY, Y'ALL. AIN'T THIS
SOME L.A. MESS? VALET PARKING
AT A HAIR SALON. HA HA HA! ANGELLE'S? WHAT IN THE-- THAT'LL BE
FIFTY-FIVE-FIZNIFTY, MA. WHAT? 5-5-5. 55.50? YOU HEARD ME. BROTHER, THAT WAS
A HALF-HOUR RIDE. LOOK, I'M NOT TRYIN' TO PUT
SHOES ON YOUR BABY'S FEET. AW, DON'T GET IT TWITTY. I AIN'T REALLY GOTTA
BE DRIVIN' THIS-- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WHATEVER. LOOK... UM, I'M A LITTLE SHORT
ON CASH. YOU'RE A LOTTA SHORT. PAY ME
OR PAY ME NO ATTENTION. COME UP OFF MY YAPER. OK, PAPA, LOOK,
I'M JUST GONNA RUN IN HERE AND GET SOME MONEY. NO YAPER, NO BAG. HOLD UP, PLAYER. YOU NOT SETTIN' TO
DRIVE OFF WITH MY STUFF. TEAR THAT OFF. IT AIN'T
LIKE I'M GONNA WEAR IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY NOT.
YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM BIG, FAT,
OLD DRAG QUEENS BE DOWN ON
HOLLYWOOD AND SUNSET. I WATCHED HBO NOW. DON'T GET
YOUR ASS WHOOPED. TEAR THAT SHIT OFF,
MOTHER LOVE. GIVE ME THE BAG. THAT "MOTHER LOVE"
WAS DISRESPECTFUL. YOU JUST WAIT HERE.
I'M COMIN' RIGHT BACK WITH THE MONEY, PIMP. I'M GONNA WAIT. YEAH. MOTHER LOVE. YEAH. MAY I TAKE YOUR BAG? NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE
MY DAMN BAG! WHY DOES EVERYBODY WANT
MY BAG IN L.A.? OH. HI. OH, GOOD MORNING,
STRONJAY. HA HA! OOH, HEY, SIS.
WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? CAN YOU LET ANGELA KNOW
HER SISTER'S HERE? HEH. NO, REALLY.
WHO ARE YOU? JUST LET ANGELA KNOW
I'M HERE. I DIDN'T KNOW ANGELLE
HAD A SISTER. PEACHES, YOU MADE IT.
I'M JUN NI! OH, HEY, JUN NI.
HOW YOU DOIN', DOLL? GOOD, GOOD.
HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? MY FLIGHT WAS WONDERFUL,
BUT THAT CAB DRIVER... I'M GONNA SLAP HIM
IN HIS MOUTH. HE'S MESSING WITH
THE WRONG GIRL. PEACHES! ANGIE! HA HA HA! PEACHES, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE? GIRL, WHAT YOU MEAN,
WHAT I'M DOING HERE? YOU INVITED ME. NO, I DIDN'T. YES, MISS GIRL,
YOU DID. HELLO. JUN NI? UH, YES? EXPLAIN. OH, OK, OK. UH, I SENT
FOR YOUR SISTER, BUT ONLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE SO STUBBORN! LIFE IS SHORT. BLOOD IS THICKER
THAN WATER. YOU ARE FAMILY.
SISTER SLEDGE. OK. [CHUCKLES] OK. OK. WELL... WELCOME TO L.A. AH HA HA!
THANK YOU, BOO! MY BIG SISTER!
LISTEN, COULD YOU, UH, LOAN ME SOME CAB FARE
SO I CAN PAY THE CAB, 'CAUSE HE WON'T GIVE ME
MY THINGS. DON'T WORRY.
I PAY FOR CAB. ALL RIGHT,
THANK YOU, PRECIOUS. SHE'S SO SWEET. UH...WELL, UM... EVERYBODY, THIS IS
MY SISTER PEACHES. PEACHES,
THIS IS EVERYBODY. ♪ HEY, EVERYBODY ♪ PEACHES. SIS, AREN'T YOU
FORGETTING SOMEONE? NO, THAT'S EVERYBODY. WELL, WHERE'S ANGELLE?
HA HA HA! OOH. OOH. YOU NEED TO STOP
PLAYING, ANGIE. <i> AN...GELLE.</i> MISS ANGELLE, YOU DROPPED
A BONE OUT THE CLOSET. YOU GET BACK TO WORK.
FOLLOW ME. ANGIE, YOU GOT A LOT OF
WHITE PEOPLE UP IN HERE. YOU GOT LIQUORS AND
WINES UP IN THE SHOP! DON'T DO THAT. OH, I'M SORRY,
BABY GIRL. TAKE IT DOWN
A NOTCH. [MUSIC PLAYING] Angela: MORNING. HEY. I SEE YOU'VE BECOME
A REAL L.A. GIRL. WELL, IT'S HARD WORK
RUNNING A BUSINESS AND TRYING TO STAY FIT. YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT. THANKS. I TRY. THIS IS, UM,
REALLY A NICE PLACE. BUSINESS MUST BE
GOING WELL FOR YOU. I'M DOING
ALL RIGHT. HOW ARE THINGS
BACK AT HOME? GOOD. THINGS
COULDN'T BE BETTER. WHY YOU LOOKIN' AT ME
LIKE I WANT SOMETHING? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE
I STOLE YOUR FUTURE. TRAITOR. QUITTER. FREAK. HOOD RAT. SELL OUT. TRAMP! SKANK! TRIFLIN'! HEIFER! FIELD HAND! WHOO! WOW. THAT WAS
REFRESHING. HA HA! OH, AND...PEACHES? I KNOW WE'VE HAD
OUR DIFFERENCES, BUT I'M REALLY GLAD
YOU'RE HERE. YEAH, ME, TOO. [MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ HOO ♪ ♪ OH ♪ ♪ YEAH, ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ YEAH, I LIKE THIS ♪ ♪ YEAH, AH, YEAH ♪ ♪ HOO, LET'S JUST GROOVE
FOR A SECOND ♪ ♪ UNH ♪ ♪ FRAZIER, YOU GOTTA TALK
TO THEM, BABY, COME ON ♪ ♪ YEAH, COME ON, WHOO ♪ ♪ TELL ME
YOU GOT SOMETHIN' ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT I GOTTA DO ♪ MM-HMM.
THAT'S THE L.A. WAY. MISS BALTIMORE. IT'S THE B-MORE WAY. SQUISH IT AROUND
LIKE THAT, HIT IT AGAIN WITH
A LITTLE BIT OF LEMON JUICE, LIKE THAT... YOU READY? I'M READY. BRING IT. BRING IT. DON'T CHEAT! 1...2...3! WHOO! MMM MMM MMM!
MMM! PUT THE FOOD
ON THE PLATE! THAT'S RIGHT. LET ME PUT SOME
ON YOURS, ALL RIGHT? THIS CHICKEN
IS GOOD! YOU ACT LIKE YOU'VE
NEVER EATEN BEFORE! I SURE AIN'T NEVER HAD
NO CHICKEN LIKE THIS. WE HAVE CHICKEN
AT HOME. STOP IT! COME ON, MAN.
THIS IS IT. COME ON! [CHEERING] GIRL, WHAT IS UP
WITH THOSE TWO? CHILL,
A HOT-ASS MESS. HA HA HA HA! THEY GOT MARRIED A MONTH
AFTER THEY MET. HE SHOPS FOR HER CLOTHES, DOES HER HAIR,
AND JUN NI WAXES BOTH THEIR LEGS--
TOGETHER--SO YOU TELL ME. MMM. TRYING TO COVER IT UP.
I KNOW ONE WHEN I SEE ONE. MAYBE IT'S LOVE. MAYBE SHE'S A HE. HOMEY NEED TO COME
OUT THE CLOSET 'CAUSE I CAN SEE
HIS FEET. FEEL ME, B? SO HE'S A LITTLE EFFEMINATE,
LOVES FASHION, GETS HIS NAILS DONE
AND HIS LEGS WAXED. SO DOES THAT MEAN
HE'S GAY? All: HELL, YEAH! SO HOMOPHOBIC. WITH THEM BIG OL' FEET
HANGIN' OFF THOSE SHOES. YOU KNOW THAT'S A WIG.
HERE THEY COME. HI, MISS THING! I LIKE YOUR HAIR! OOH, MAN! HEE HEE! OOH, WHAT IS SHE
DOING HERE? WHO IS THAT? TROUBLE. THAT'S MARCELLA HUNTER,
THE HAIR SHOW DIVA. AND FIONA
THE FAITHFUL FLUNKY. DAMN, MARCELLA IS FINE. WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT HAIR SHOW? YOU MIGHT WANT TO BRING
THAT BACK A COUPLE NOTCHES 'CAUSE I HEAR
SHE HAS MOB TIES AND HER HUSBAND
VANISHED. YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD?
I HEARD HE ACTUALLY RAN AWAY 'CAUSE HE WAS TIRED OF
HIS WIFE'S BIG MOUTH. EXCUSE ME, MISS GIRL,
WHAT HAIR SHOW? Jun Ni: THE HAIR SHOW
THAT ANGELLE DOESN'T DO. OK, AND THIS YEAR
FIRST PRIZE IS 50 Gs. 50 Gs FOR
A HAIR SHOW? NOT<i> A</i> HAIR SHOW.<i>
THE</i> HAIR SHOW. THE HAIR BATTLE ROYALE. OOH, AND ONE ANGELLE
WON'T LET US INTO BECAUSE WE ARE HERE TO IMPROVE THE STATE
OF BLACK HAIR... All: NOT EXPLOIT IT,
AND THAT'S FINAL! GIRL, 50 Gs? WE'RE DOING
THAT HAIR SHOW. UH-HUH. THESE 5 YEARS HAVE BEEN
CHALLENGING, REWARDING... AND DIFFICULT. [MUTTERING] IN THESE TIMES, I AM GRATEFUL
FOR THE BLESSINGS, THE SUCCESS... BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE
ANY OF THAT... WITHOUT ALL OF YOU. SO THANK YOU ALL
SO VERY MUCH FOR COMING. [CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] CONGRATULATIONS,
ANGELLE! MARCELLA.
WHAT A SURPRISE. YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D MISS
MY PROTéGéE'S BIG NIGHT? OH, COME ON!
HA HA HA! THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE THAT. OH, NO. CAN I GET A REAL SHOT
FOR<i> BLACK STYLES?</i> LADIES, YOU CAN DO
BETTER THAN THAT. HI, CLIFF. YOU HAVE
TO EXCUSE ME, MARCELLA. I HAVE SOMETHING
TO TAKE CARE OF. ANGELLE, YOU LOOK
BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS. NOW, CAN I GET A MONEY SHOT
FOR<i> BLACK STYLE?</i> PLEASE? THANK YOU. SO WHY IS IT THAT THE ONLY WOMAN
I'VE CALLED FOR A FULL MONTH HASN'T RETURNED ANY
OF MY PHONE CALLS? I'VE BEEN BUSY, CLIFF. YOU'VE BEEN BUSY?
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, "I DON'T WANT TO
BE BOTHERED, CLIFF." "GOOD-BYE, CLIFF."
RIGHT? NO, WHAT I'M SAYING IS
I'VE BEEN BUSY, CLIFF. OK. SO WHEN DO YOU THINK
YOU'LL BE UN-BUSY? [CHUCKLES] YEAH, OK. OOH! THANK YOU, BABY. I'M GONNA GET
SOMETHING TO DRINK. HEY, BABY. LET ME GET A PASSION
FRUIT ALIZé MARTINI. OOH, ALL RIGHT.
ALREADY MADE UP. HERE YOU ARE. MMM. WHASSUP, BIG DOG. LET ME
HAVE A HENNESSY, MAN. GIVE ME SOMETHING
TO THE RIGHT. MMM. THAT'S GOOD. NOW TO THE LEFT. HA HA HA! HOW YOU DOING? I'M CLIFF FOR<i>
BLACK STYLES</i> MAGAZINE. PEACHES. PEACHES? MM-HMM. YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND
HERE, HUH, PEACHES? BALTIMORE ALL DAY. OH! BALTIMORE
IN THE HOUSE. LET'S SHOW THESE
L.A. GIRLS HOW YOU DO IT. WELL, IT IS REFRESHING. ARE YOU AND
ANGELLE FRIENDS? NO. UH-UH. NOW, LISTEN... BE SURE TO SHOOT ME AT
A 45-DEGREE ANGLE DOWN, LEFT SIDE DOMINANT
WITH AN F-STOP 2-8. YOU KNOW A LITTLE SOMETHING
ABOUT PHOTOGRAPHY, HUH? I KNOW A LITTLE SOMETHING
ABOUT BEING PHOTOGRAPHED. EXCUSE ME! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? WELL, I JUST WANT
TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY
"THANK YOU, ANGELLE!" OH, LET'S GIVE HER A HAND.
YES! YES! THAT'S IT. OHH! JUST THINK... 5 YEARS AGO... SHE WAS NOTHING. NOTHING. OH, AND NOW,
SHE HAS MANAGED ALL THIS. OHH, I HAVE TO SAY,
I AM PROUD OF YOU, GIRL. I TAUGHT YOU WELL. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE
THIS YEAR'S HAIR BATTLE A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING? I CHALLENGE YOU TO ENTER AND TO PROVE
TO THE WHOLE WORLD... THAT I AM TRULY WORTHY OF
BEING THE 5-TIME RECIPIENT OF THE GOLDEN HEAD. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, ANGE?
COME ON! HMM? [MUSIC PLAYING] [INDISTINCT] I GOTTA GO. LET'S<i> SOUL TRAIN</i>
FOR MY SISTER. OH, YEAH, GIRL.
GO, ANGELA. GO TAKE YOUR PLACE.
YEAH! SHAKE YOUR THING,
GIRL! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! YEAH! All: GO, PEACHES!
GO, PEACHES! GO, PEACHES!
GO, PEACHES! GO, PEACHES!
GO, PEACHES! OW! GO, PEACHES!
GO, PEACHES! GO, PEACHES!
GO, PEACHES! [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] OH, YEAH! OH! HA HA!
HA HA HA! AHH HA HA HA! OHH. AHH. SIS, YOU SURE KNOW HOW
TO THROW A PARTY, GIRL. WHEW.
WELL, THANK YOU. [TURNS MUSIC DOWN] OH, WHEN DOES
YOUR FLIGHT LEAVE? UH, TOMORROW, 3 P.M. UH-- [BOTH LAUGH] GIRL, NANA SHOULD'VE
BEEN ASHAMED OF HERSELF! BUT WAIT.
LOOK AT THIS BATCH. THE SOUL-GLO CURLS. HA HA!
TAKE IT AWAY. HA HA! OOH. REMEMBER WHEN
YOU FELL IN THE POOL? MM-MM. MM-MM. CORRECTION--I DID NOT
FALL IN THAT POOL. LITTLE NAPPY-HAIRED
RICKY SMITH PUSHED ME IN THE POOL,
AND I ALMOST DROWNED. AH, YOU DID NOT
ALMOST DROWN. YOU NEED TO STOP
TELLIN' THAT STORY. IN 3 FEET. 2 FEET. KIDDIE POOL.
DON'T DO THAT. HA HA! HA HA HA! GIRL,
I NEED $50,000. HA HA HA! WHAT? OK, LISTEN. I OWE
THE I.R.S. $50,000, AND IF I DON'T
PAY 'EM IN 60 DAYS, THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME
UP IN THE JAIL. THAT'S WHAT
THEY TOLD ME. THEY'RE GONNA
LOCK ME UP. OOH. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
MM-MM. SAME OLD PEACHES. [SIGHS]
ANGIE, LISTEN... IF YOU LEND ME
THE 50,000, RIGHT, I CAN PAY YOU BACK
WHEN I WIN THE, UM, HAIR BATTLE ROYALE. I AM DOING WELL,
BUT I'M NOT DOING<i> THAT</i> WELL. I DON'T HAVE $50,000
IN A DUFFEL BAG. AND WHAT HAIR BATTLE
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE ONE TIFFANY
AS TELLING ME ABOUT. SHE SAID Y'ALL DO IT
EVERY YEAR. AND THIS YEAR,
THE WINNER GETS $50,000! NO. THOSE THINGS ARE
CLASSLESS AND UNIMAGINATIVE. OK, ANGIE, LISTEN.
CHECK THIS OUT-- OK, WE CAN WIN
THIS THING. NOW, I HAVE WON
A HAIR SHOW 3 YEARS IN A ROW
IN BALTIMORE. NO. WELL, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO? [MUSIC PLAYING] LOOK... I DON'T HAVE
50,000 TO GIVE YOU. BUT I WILL
GIVE YOU A JOB AND A PLACE TO STAY. ME WORK FOR YOU? GIRL, HELL NO. HUH. I CAN DO THAT
BACK IN B-MORE. WELL, THEN
TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO B-MORE
AND THE I.R.S. WELL, THAT WASN'T NICE.
DAMN. HOLLYWOOD HAS CHANGED HER. [DOOR SLAMS] YOU GOT
YOUR TOOLS? NOT ALL OF THEM.
I HADN'T PLANNED ON STAYING. ALL RIGHT, GIRL,
YOU CAN USE MINE. THANK YOU. HOW'S THE SITCOM? AND JOSH? THAT'S TOO BAD. SHE ALREADY
ON HUSBAND NUMBER 2. OH. AND YOU'RE ALREADY
ON STRIKE NUMBER 2. WATCH YOUR MOUTH. PEACHES, YOU TAKE
THE WALK-INS. YESSUH, BOSS! I'SA TAKE ALL
DA WALK-INS! JUST PLEASE, DON'T BEAT ME
NO MORE, MASSA! OH! HA HA HA HA! RUN, KIZZY! HA HA HA HA! I CAN'T RUN. RUN, KIZZY! I'M GONNA SPLIT
Y'ALL UP. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. I'D HAVE
BEEN FREE. I'D HAVE TOLD ON YOU.
I'D HAVE SAID, "TIFF IS OVER THERE
IN THE BUSH." HA HA HA HA! "SHE AIN'T--
COME ON OUT, TIFF! THEY CAUGHT US!" [HUMMING] SIMONE. YOUR APPOINTMENTS
ARE WAITING. [HUMMING RESUMES] THAT'S FAKE-ME-OUT
MOTHER EARTH. INCENSE, COLONICS,
HERBS--ALL THAT SHIT. SHE SAYS
SHE WANNA SING. WELL, CAN SHE SING? I DON'T KNOW.
ALL SHE DOES IS THAT. [HUMMING] [SNORTS] [BOTH LAUGHING] [BELL RINGS] OH, GIRL.
THAT'S MY CUE. GO WORK IT OUT. HEY, LADIES.
WELCOME TO ANGELLE'S. WHAT CAN I HOOK
Y'ALL UP WITH TODAY? I--WE--WANT TO GET
OUR HAIR DONE. LOOK, COME ON OVER
TO MY STATION, AND LET ME BREAK YOU OFF
A LITTLE SOMETHIN' PROPER, SOMETHIN' REAL NICE.
HA HA HA! GOOD MORNING.
WELCOME TO ANGELLE'S. IS EVERYTHING OK? EVERYTHING'S WONDERFUL. THE LADIES
AT THE JUNIOR LEAGUE SAID THIS WOULD BE
A NICE PLACE TO GET, YOU KNOW,
SPRUCED UP. HEH.
WHY, CERTAINLY. WE CAN TAKE YOU NOW.
PEACHES IS AVAILABLE, OR YOU CAN WAIT
OR COME BACK. AND WHEN ARE<i> YOU</i>
AVAILABLE? AROUND 3:00. GOOD. WE'LL BE BACK
AT 3:00. I-- I KNOW. BUT DID SHE SAY
"SPRUCED"? SHE DID.
IT'S THE AREA. "SPRUCED"? I KNOW. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
HA HA! OH, MY GOODNESS.
"SPRUCED UP." [MUSIC PLAYING] [BUZZING] I'M COMIN'! GOD, GIRLFRIEND.
I'M COMIN'. HI. HI. AFTERNOON. TIFFANY'S
BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. PUT IT BACK. HATER. THANK YOU. [EXHALES SLOWLY] MY GIRL MYESHA TOLD ME
SHE SAW THAT OLD STANK HO DOWN THE CLUB
GETTIN' HER FREAK ON. UH-UH. THEN I HEARD SHE WAS KICKIN' IT
WITH HIS BEST FRIEND WHEN THE MAN WAS OUT OF TOWN.
JOHN SALLEY. THE ONE THAT USED TO
PLAY FOR THE LAKERS? GIRL, I'M TRYIN'
TO TELL YOU. IF JOHN SALLEY WAS<i> MY</i> MAN,
I'D BE, LIKE... Drake:
OH, PLEASE. JOHN SALLEY? HE DON'T WANT NO BIG-MOUTHED
HOOCHIE LIKE YOU. SO YOU COULD JUST TALK AND PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS
OUT ON FRONT STREET. YOU KNOW WHAT?
INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT WHAT'S GOIN' ON
OVER HERE, YOU NEED TO CALL
TO MAKE SURE YOU STILL HAVE THAT APPOINTMENT
AT THE FREE CLINIC. 'CAUSE I SEEN YOU
AROUND HERE SCRATCHIN'. OH. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? SEE? THAT'S WHY
YOU AIN'T GOT NO MAN. 'CAUSE DON'T NOBODY WANT
TO HEAR ALL THAT. WHATEVER, DRAKE.
DON'T NOBODY FEEL LIKE HEARIN' ABOUT YOUR HOS ALL DAY. THEY'RE NOT
MY HOS, THOUGH. THEY'RE
PAYING CUSTOMERS. [WHINING VOICE]
OHH, WELL... I TALKED TO YOUR
PAYING CUSTOMERS, AND THEY SAID
SIZE<i> DOES</i> MATTER. ♪ EENIE-MEENIE,
TEENY-WEENIE ♪ ♪ OOH-AH-AH-
CHAMINI ♪ ♪ IT'S SO SMALL,
IT CAN'T GO ♪ ♪ ALL UP
ON CHAWINI ♪ THAT'S FUNNY. [BOTH LAUGHING] THAT'S REAL FUNNY.
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, ALL MY CLIENTS KNOW THAT
A BROTHER IS PACKIN'. I COULD GIVE<i> YOU</i>
A COUPLE OF CUSTOMERS. I DON'T NEED
YOUR CUSTOMERS. MINE PAY MORE. BUT YOU ONLY HAVE 2, BOY. IF YOU WERE PACKIN',
YOU'D HAVE MORE. HEY. HOW YOU DOIN',
SHELLY? JUST HAVE A SEAT
OVER HERE. ALL RIGHT? I'LL BE
WITH YOU IN A SECOND. DRAKE, RASHAN'S HERE
FOR HER 5:30. OH. I NEED YOU TO DO ME
A BIG FAVOR. OH, NO, NO, NO. I'M BOOKED, PLAYER.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. OOH! SHE'S BOOKED,
PLAYER. TALK-A TO THE HAND! Peaches:
HA HA HA! COOL. AIN'T NOTHIN'
BUT A THANG. RASHAN, I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A SECOND. JUST HAVE A SEAT.
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. OK. GIRL, WATCH THIS. HE'S GONNA WALK
HO NUMBER ONE TO THE BACK WHILE HO NUMBER 2
WAITS UP FRONT. Peaches: WHAT? MM-HMM. YOU GOTTA RESPECT
HIS LITTLE GAME. HE GOT A LITTLE BIT
OF GAME. MUST BE NICE TO ROLL
OUT THE BED AT 10:00, ROLL UP IN HERE AT 11:00,
AND ONLY DO 2 HEADS A DAY. WELL, HOW DOES HE
MAKE A LIVING? BABY, THEY PAY
$500 A POP TO SIT IN
THAT FOOL'S CHAIR. WHAT? GIRL, THEY'RE SILLY BROADS.
SILLY BROADS. OH! OH! OH!
ANYWAY, WATCH THIS. COME HERE. COME HERE,
COME HERE, COME HERE. NOW, HE'S ABOUT TO,
UH... SWEET TALK HO NUMBER 2
AND WALK HER OUT FRONT. THAT'S IT.
HE'S DONE WITH HER. DAMN, HE GOT IT
LIKE THAT? MM-MM.
HE AIN'T DONE YET, GIRL. HERE COMES
THE BIG FINISH. KISS ON THE FOREHEAD. WAIT A MINUTE, BOO.
NOT SO FAST. COME BACK. ALWAYS GET THE MONEY. DON'T NEVER LET 'EM
LEAVE WITH THE MONEY. THAT WAY,
THEY GOT TO COME BACK. GOTTA GIVE IT TO HIM,
THOUGH. I'M GONNA TELL YOU
SOMETHIN'--HE GOT GAME. LITTLE BIT.
HE A'IGHT. Tiffany: HO. HATER. YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT
$20 YOU OWE ME, PUNK. [CELL PHONE RINGS] [RING] HELLO? Agent Little: HOW ARE YOU
GONNA PAY YOUR TAXES IF YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY CLIENTS?! WHO IS THIS? THE I.R.S. DAMN! WE'RE WATCHING YOU.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT. [WHIMPERS] [MUSIC PLAYING] Peaches: COME ON DOWN TO
ANGELLE'S AND ASK FOR PEACHES. WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE! WHO GAVE<i> YOU</i>
PERMISSION TO WORK ON<i>
MY</i> CORNER? EXCUSE ME,
GREEN HORNET, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
THIS WAS YOUR CORNER. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS
LOOK AROUND, LOOK AROUND, LOOK AROUND.
THIS IS MY TOWN. I'M LIME PIMP, BABY. CHECK THIS OUT,
LIME PIMP. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THIS HERE FROM ME? I'LL DO YOUR HAIR AND
HER HAIR FOR HALF-PRICE. HERE YOU GO, SISTER. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
TO COME ON IN. I'LL DO YOUR HAIR,
DO SOMEBODY ELSE'S FOR FREE. DAMN! THAT'S A DONE DEAL. BUT LOOK HERE, IF THIS
HAIR THING DON'T WORK OUT, YOU CAN ALWAYS
COME WORK FOR ME. LET'S GO, LADIES. [WHIRS] DO I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO BUY HER OUT? MARCELLA,
SHE WON'T SELL. MAYBE I'LL JUST
KILL HER. NO. TOO MESSY. OH.
I COULD JUST... SCARE HER
A LITTLE. [MUSIC PLAYING] PEACHES, WHEN I SAY
THIS IS INCREDIBLE... IT'S CRAZY.
YOU GOTTA TRY IT. YEAH,
TAKE A TASTE. WH-WHAT IS IT? IT'S BLACK-EYED PISS. BABY, I DON'T DO PISS. NO, IT'S BLACK-EYED<i>
PEAS. PEAS.</i> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
PEACHES, TASTE. Drake: THAT'S
AN ACQUIRED TASTE. YOU GOTTA JUST
GARGLE IT, LET IT MARINATE. THAT IS DISGUSTING!
HA HA HA! VERY FUNNY, DRAKE.
YEAH, VERY FUNNY. YOU COULD'VE WARNED
A SISTER. BOY, IF YOU WEREN'T SO CUTE,
I'D WHUP HER ASS. PEACHES, HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO GET BETTER IF NO ONE WILL HELP ME? OK, JUN NI. I GUESS IF I CAN TEACH
ANGELA HOW TO COOK, YOU WON'T BE A PROBLEM. OHH, PEACHES! YEAH! PEACHES GONNA
HELP ME! YEAH, BUT DO ME
A FAVOR. DON'T YOU MAKE NARY
ANOTHER POT OF PISS. NOW, GO PUT THAT AWAY.
THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT. OK. HA HA HA! I'M GONNA
GET YOU BACK, DRAKE! Angela: BOTTOM LINE--
ANY BLACK WOMAN CAN HAVE A HEAD FULL
OF LONG, HEALTHY HAIR, AS LONG AS
THEY STOP ABUSING IT. THAT'S WHY
I DON'T DO WEAVES. Simone: OUR HAIR
IS BEAUTIFUL, PEACHES. IT'S STRONG AND THICK,
THE WAY GOD INTENDED. SEE, THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
WE NEED TO STOP ACCEPTING WESTERN SOCIETY'S
BEAUTY STANDARDS. YOU NEED TO START EMBRACING
A STRAIGHTENING COMB. BUT IT'S THAT DIVERSITY THAT MAKES BLACK HAIR
SO BEAUTIFUL. STRAIGHT HAIR, BRAIDS, DREADS, CORN ROWS,
AFROS-- IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE FLAVOR, SISTER. I'M JUST SAYING
IT SHOULD BE NATURAL. SEE, MY HAIR REFLECTS
MY AFRICAN HERITAGE. ♪ LU-LU-LU-LU-LU ♪ HOW COME EVERYBODY
WANT TO ACT LIKE THEY'RE DOWN
WITH THE CAUSE JUST BECAUSE THEY BE
PUTTIN' SEASHELLS AND BEADS AND NUTS
AND SOY AND SALAD ALL UP
IN THEIR HAIR? THAT DON'T MAKE
NO SENSE, MAN. STAY POSITIVE.
LET THEM DO WHAT THEY WANT. LIKE, FOR HAIR,
IF I LIKE CORN ROW, I WEAR CORN ROW. THE ONLY REASON WHY
YOU WEAR "CORN ROW" IS 'CAUSE YOU GOT
A BROTHER ON YOUR ARM. IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE
A BROTHER, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
NO "CORN ROW." OOH. BROTHER ON MY ARM. NO BROTHER ON YOUR ARM. All: OOH! AT LEAST I KNOW
HOW TO FRY CHICKEN. I KNOW HOW
FRY CHICKEN! NO! YOU KNOW HOW
FRY NOODLE! I MAKE NOODLE GOOD,
TOO, YOU KNOW. NOT JUST THE CHICKEN.
BUT I CAN MAKE ALL THINGS. I MAKE CORN ON THE COB-- Tiffany:
NO CORN ON THE COB. I DO! AND I MAKE, UH,
POTATOES AND GREENS. HA HA HA! Angela: THAT'S WHY
SISTERS ARE STARTING TO DATE MORE WHITE MEN, BECAUSE THEY SEEMINGLY
TREAT US LIKE LADIES. Drake: PLEASE.
LIKE THAT WHITE BOY THAT WAS KISSIN' HALLE
ON THE ACADEMY AWARDS? WHITE, BLACK, BLUE,
GREEN, WHATEVER. ANY MAN WOULD'VE
KISSED HALLE BERRY. SHE'S ONE OF THE FINEST
WOMEN ON THE PLANET. THAT WHITE BOY
WAS KISSIN' HALLE BERRY BECAUSE HE SAW HER NAKED BEHIND
ON<i> MONSTER'S BALL.</i> HE WOULDN'T NOT KISSED
VIVICA FOX, ANGELA BASSETT,
OR CICELY TYSON LIKE THAT, 'CAUSE THEY WOULD'VE WHIPPED
HIS WHITE ASS ON NATIONAL TV. YOU DON'T SUCK UP
ON A SISTER LIKE THAT, ALL UP IN THE MOUTH
ON THE TV. HA! SEE YOU
NEXT WEEK. ELLEN, I'M READY
FOR YOU. Ellen: ALL RIGHT. UH, RIA,
COME HERE, BABY. I THINK I SEE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH YOUR ENDS. SHE DIDN'T DO
WHAT I THINK SHE JUST DID,
DID SHE? I'M NOT IN IT. THAT'S A FIGHT
RIGHT THERE. I'LL TAKE
PEACHES. YOU KNOW, ANGELA
PRETTY STRONG, TOO. SHE IS. I LOVE IT. YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE
NEXT WEEK, RIGHT? YES, MA'AM.
HA HA! OOH, THANK YOU,
MISS GIRL. YES. HAVE A SEAT
AT MY STATION. ♪ I ROCK THAT,
OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ I ROCK THAT, OW! ♪ ♪ I ROCK THAT,
OH, YEAH, OH-- ♪ OH, REALLY? YOU JUST HAD TO FLEX,
DIDN'T YOU? I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP. DID YOU SEE HER FACE?
GIRL, SHE LOVED IT. DO YOU SEE<i> MY</i> FACE?
BEAUTY SHOP 101-- YOU NEVER TOUCH
ANOTHER STYLIST'S STYLE. BEAUTY SHOP 202--
YOU NEVER LET A CLIENT LEAVE FOR LESS THAN
THEY PAID FOR. LOOK, PEACHES. I'M NOT
PLAYIN' WITH YOU. YOU WILL NOT DO-- ANGELLE,
CLIENTS CAN HEAR. BESIDES, THERE'S
SOMEBODY HERE TO SEE YOU. I'M NOT FINISHED
WITH YOU. WHY YOU GOTTA BE
SO MEAN TO ME? WHY YOU GOTTA BE
SO MEAN TO ME? HA HA! CLIFF, UH, HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? HEY, UM,
YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I JUST CAME BY TO BRING
THE PICTURES FROM THE PARTY. OH, OK. UH...
THANK YOU. I HAVE A CUSTOMER.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER. ALL RIGHT.
NO PROBLEM. HEY, UH,
WHASSUP, TIFFANY? HEY. PEACHES. HEY, CLIFF. HOW YOU DOIN'? I'M FINE, BABY. I GOT SOME NICE PICTURES
OF YOU FROM THE PARTY, TOO. OOH! HA! OOH! OOH! OOH-OOH. OOH. THERE. OHH. YOU LIKE? CLIFF, THESE ARE
REALLY NICE. YOU KNOW, I HAD
A REAL NICE SUBJECT. EXCUSE ME. HUH? SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME
THAT YOU AND ANGELLE WEREN'T FRIENDS. WE'RE NOT.
WE'RE SISTERS. EXCUSE ME. TIFFANY, CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING, BABY? I WAS--
CAN I USE THIS? OK, GO AHEAD
AND TAKE THAT, TOO. SO YOU DON'T NEED TO COME
BACK OVER HERE AGAIN. LISTEN, PEACHES, UM,
HERE'S MY CARD, AND IF YOU EVER NEED
SOME PHOTOS, I CAN USE A SEXY SUBJECT. OK. YOU MIGHT TAKE ME UP
ON THAT? THAT'S FINE WITH ME. IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU. YOU, TOO, BABY. ALL RIGHT. NICE SEEING YOU, HATER.
I MEAN, TIFFANY. ANGELLE. YEAH. MY CAR IS BLOCKED AGAIN. Drake: HEADHUNTERS! IT'S GONNA
BE ON. YOU STAY RIGHT HERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I WANT TO GO! STAY HERE! LET ME GO! MISS ANGELLE,
I GOT YOUR BACK! [MUSIC PLAYING] Girl: YOU DOING OK? HEY, ANGELLE. FIONA, I NEED TO SPEAK
TO MARCELLA. OK, SURE. [ON P.A.] MARCELLA
TO THE FRONT, PLEASE. MARCELLA TO THE FRONT. GIRL, IS THAT
A CAPPUCCINO BAR? OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. EXACTLY. THEY NEED AN ALIZé BAR
UP IN HERE. OH, ANGELLE. AND... MY CLIENT IS
BLOCKED IN AGAIN. OH. NEW VALETS.
COME. COME, COME, COME. I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING. [SIGHS] NOW...THIS ONE... OH. OR THIS ONE? NOW, I RATHER PREFER
THIS ONE MYSELF. WOULDN'T YOU AGREE,
ANGELLE? MARCELLA, REALLY,
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. I'M SORRY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT
RIGHT AWAY. NO, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU, BABY.
THAT'S SO NICE. HEH. AH. [CLANG] YOU PATHETIC
LITTLE HOOD RAT. WELL, CLEAN IT UP,
NOW! I'M SORRY. LOOK,
I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER ONE. NO, BABY, IT'S OK.
YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT STANDING
UP FOR YOURSELF. ACTUALLY,
YOU SAVED ME A TRIP. FOR YOU. I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT
MORE THAN GENEROUS. WELL, GO AHEAD.
TAKE ONE. PERHAPS YOU CAN
CONVINCE ANGELLE OF THE BENEFITS OF
COMING IN SECOND. OH, NO, BABY.
NEVER SECOND. ALWAYS FIRST. WELL, MARCELLA.
NOT INTERESTED. THANK YOU FOR
HANDLING THE PARKING, AND, AS ALWAYS, IT'S BEEN
A PLEASURE. PEACHES? ANGELLE,
BE REASONABLE. MISS GIRL,
KNOW YOUR PLACE-- SECOND. [SIGHS]
ONE OF US HAS TO GO. SLOW DOWN. GIRL,
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? SHE WANTS ME
TO SELL MY SHOP TO HER. NOT ON YOUR LIFE. WAIT A MINUTE.
SELL YOUR SHOP? GIRL, HOW MUCH? PEACHES. OK, I'M SORRY,
SISTER. JUST A MOMENT
OF WEAKNESS. OHH, THE NERVE
OF THAT WOMAN. OOH, IF SHE JUST
TREATED PEOPLE BETTER, THEN MAYBE SHE WOULDN'T BE
LOSING ALL OF HER CLIENTS. OK, BUT, ANGIE, WHAT ABOUT
THIS HAIR BATTLE? NOW, I MEAN,
SHE<i> IS</i> GOOD, BUT, GIRL,
WE CAN TAKE HER. DID YOU SEE
HER DESIGNS? I CAN DO THAT
IN MY SLEEP. COMIC BOOK SKETCHES. RIGHT, SO, I MEAN,
WE GONNA DO THAT? ANGELLE. CLIFF. PEACHES,
NICE TO SEE YOU. I TOLD YOU,
NOT RIGHT NOW. NO, ACTUALLY, I CAME
BACK HERE FOR PEACHES. I JUST GOT A CALL
FROM THE OFFICE, AND MY ASSISTANT HAIRSTYLIST
CANCELLED FOR TOMORROW'S SHOOT, SO I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WERE AVAILABLE. I FIGURED
YOU WERE BUSY. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WE PAY CASH. HEH. IT'S NOT LIKE
I DON'T HAVE THE TIME. I'M SHOOTING ONE OF
MY CELEBRITY CLIENTS. WELL,
I WILL BE THERE. WILL YOU? YES. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT
7 A.M. SHARP. IS THAT COOL? OK, BABY. YEP. ALL RIGHT. ANGELA. CLIFF. GIRL, THAT BOY
IS STUCK ON YOU. NOT MY TYPE. [SNORING] Woman: PEACHES, YOUR 1:00 APPOINTMENT
MISS FOX IS HERE. PEACHES, NOW,
I CAME DOWN TO THE HOOD BECAUSE ALL MY GIRLS SAID
YOU COULD HOOK IT UP. CAN I TELL YOU?
I AM SPEECHLESS RIGHT NOW. SISTER, I LOVE YOU.
WATCHED ALL YOUR MOVIES-- <i> INDEPENDENCE DAY--</i>
YOU ROCKED THAT. LITTLE STRIPPER GOIN'
'ROUND THE POLE LIKE THAT! GIVE IT, GIVE IT,
GIVE IT, GIVE IT! HA HA! <i> TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME--</i>
MORRIS CHESTNUT-- WHAT? FINE. ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. FI-INE! BABY, I WOULD DO HIM ♪ MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY,
THURSDAY, FRIDAY-- ♪ PEACHES.
NOW, LOOK, BABY. I GOT A BIG PREMIERE
TONIGHT, OK? SO I NEED YOU TO
GIVE ME A TOUCH-UP, HOOK UP MY KITCHEN
FOR ME, ALL RIGHT? OH, SISTER, I AM GOING
TO LAY...YOU...OUT. ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO. OH, PEACHES. OH, I LOVE IT. GIRL, YOU GONNA
HAVE ME LOOKIN' LIKE A BLACK JESSICA RABBIT
TONIGHT. FABULOUS. YES. TOLD YOU
I WAS GONNA ROCK THAT. I MEAN, PEACHES, YOU REALLY
DID YOUR THING, GIRL. MM-MM-MM. JUST--OH, LORD. I MEAN, YOU HOOKED UP
MY KITCHEN, GIRL. I MEAN, WHAT CAN I SAY? I HOOKED IT UP. THE RELAXER THAT YOU USED
JUST GOT IT SO SILKY. YEAH. SO SILKY. PEACHES? HMM? WHAT IS--
WHAT IS THIS? OH. OH, THAT--
THAT--THAT-- THAT'S DEAD ENDS. IT'S DEAD ENDS
IN YOUR HAIR. YEAH. SEE,
I HAVE SOME, TOO, BUT... [WHIMPERS] OH! DEAD ENDS?!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT
MORE THAN DEAD ENDS! LOOK, I-- UHH! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! YOU ARE GONNA BLOW
MY PREMIERE FOR ME, YOU SILLY-ASS IDIOT! OK, NOW, UH... OH, GOD! MISS VIVICA... NOW, NOT GONNA BE TOO MANY
MORE "STUPID-ASS IDIOTS." NOW, I SAID I CAN FIX IT. TO HELL WITH THAT PREMIERE.
YOU'RE GONNA WATCH YOUR MOUTH. [SOBBING]
IT'S FALLING OUT EVERYWHERE! WELL, I SAID
I WAS SORRY. BUT YOU'RE GONNA STOP
ALL THAT NAME-CALLING BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ASS
WHUPPED UP IN HERE. OHH...
I'M GETTIN' READY TO KICK YOUR ASS
FOR CERTAIN NOW. COME ON, COME ON. LET ME SEE WHAT KIND
OF JUICE YOU GOT! COME ON WITH IT!
COME ON! WHOA! OH! WHOA! OHH! OH! OH... BRING IT. PEACHES, THAT HURT. YEAH, WELL...
YOU NEVER KNOW ME. YOU NEVER KNOW ME.
[KISS] I HOPE YOU DON'T
EXPECT A TIP. HEY...WELL-- BUT TAKE THAT! OH! OHH... GOTCHA. [GROANS] OH! HOOO! SHE DON'T KNOW ME.
AS SOON AS I GET MY FOOT FIXED, I SWEAR FOR GOD
I'M COMIN' OUT TO CALIFORNIA. I'M GONNA WHUP YOUR ASS.
I'M GONNA WHUP YOUR ASS. OHH...SHE PLAY TOO HARD. [CELL PHONE RINGING] [GROANS] [RING] HELLO? Agent Little:
MISS WHITAKER. WHO IS THIS? AGENT LITTLE! OHH! DAMN, DAMN! THE I.R.S. CALLIN',
THIS BITCH IS HATIN' ON ME. I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY! OHH, SHE KNEW HER DAMN HAIR COULDN'T TAKE
THAT KIND OF PERM. DON'T TRY TO BE MAD
WITH ME. SHIT. [MUSIC PLAYING] RIGHT HERE.
SET IT UP HERE. THIS LOOKS GOOD. OK, GOOD. THANK YOU. GOOD. THAT'S
A GOOD PLACE. THAT'S GOOD. YOU LIKE THE WISPY
LITTLE TAILS? I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT. DO YOU LIKE IT? YOU
THINK IT'S LAST SEASON? OH, NO, BABY.
THE SHAG IS BACK AND IT'S FABULOUS,
DARLING. HEY, EVERYBODY!
UM, ARE YOU ZORA? YES. HEY, ZORA. I'M PEACHES. <i> BLACK STYLE</i> HIRED ME
TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT. WHAT YOU NEED ME TO DO? STAY OUT OF MY WAY. OH, OK, BABY--OOH!
[CELL PHONE RINGS] PEACHES? HUH? TURN THAT OFF. I'M SORRY, BABY. ONE WOULD REALLY THINK
YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER. YES, MA'AM, I DO, HONEY. HEY, YOU ARE
THAT MOD--ROSHUMBA?! HEY, GIRL!
I LOVE YOU, SISTER GIRL! YOU BE ROCKIN'
THAT THANG! DO NOT ENCOURAGE HER.
PEACHES, FALL BACK, ALL RIGHT? THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL
ENVIRONMENT. YES, MA'AM,
IT IS, MISS GIRL. ZORA--ZORA, DO YOU LIKE
THE EARRINGS WITH THIS? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE EARRINGS ARE FUNKY-- NOBODY ASKED YOU, PEACHES. OK, BUT THEY JUST DON'T GO
WITH THE SHOES REAL GOOD. THAT PRECIOUS RED
DON'T ROCK THOSE GOLD SHOES, BABY.
ROCK THE RED SHOES. YOU DON'T LIKE
THE SHOES? SET IT OFF!
SET IT ON FIRE! BAM! ROSHUMBA, WHY ARE YOU
ENTERTAINING SOMEONE WHO'S WEARING FLORAL PANTS? HA HA HA! SO LAST SEASON. Zora: LOOK, SWEETIE,
WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M GONNA LET YOU
SET FOR A MOMENT, AND THEN I'LL COME BACK
AND TOUCH UP THE ENDS. OK. ALL RIGHT. CIAO CIAO. BYE! UH, ROSHUMBA? GIRL,
YOU JUST GOT A LITTLE SPOT RIGHT IN THE BACK THERE
ON YOUR ENDS. IF YOU LET ME DO IT, BABY,
I WILL TIGHTEN THAT UP. THERE'S A SPOT?
WHERE? [YELLING] YES! HEY! LOOK HERE, PLAYER,
WHERE'S PEACHES? WHOO! Woman: I NEED
MY HAIR DONE! WHOA! BEVERLY HILLS, MY BEHIND! MAY I HELP YOU? I'M THE PROPRIETOR OF
THIS ESTABLISHMENT. YEAH, WELL,
GET ME THE OWNER. I AM THE OWNER. OH. WELL,
ME AND MY CREW, WE HERE FOR THIS
"BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE" EARLY BIRD SPECIAL
RIGHT HERE. AND WE GOT OUR OWN HAIR
AND EVERYTHING. I DON'T DO WEAVES. WHAT? WHAT YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T DO NO WEAVES? I DON'T WEAVES. WELL, SOMEBODY UP IN THIS JOINT
BETTER START WEAVING OR ELSE I'M GONNA
JUMP OFF UP IN HERE. WHOO! Gianni: I'VE GOT 4 HEADS
I'M HANDLING OVER HERE. YOU HAVE TO HANDLE THESE
LITTLE HOOD RATS YOURSELF. NO, HE DIDN'T! IF YOU AIN'T WEAVIN',
YOU NEED TO BE LEAVIN'. JUN NI, WHERE ALL
THESE PEOPLE COME FROM? PEACHES' CLIENT
AND SHE NO HERE. PEACHES' CLIENTS?
MY PEOPLE, MY PEOPLE. OOH! RUPAUL WANNABE, I KNOW
YOU AIN'T TALKIN' TO ME. MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE. YOU GOT YOUR PEOPLE
MIXED UP. Tiffany: HEY!
ALL RIGHT! GOD! Gianni: ANGELLE,
WHAT DO WE DO? JUN NI,
YOU HANDLE THE FRONT. SIMONE, YOU TAKE
THE TWISTS AND THE BRAIDS. GIANNI, YOU TAKE
THE COLOR AND THE PERMS, TIFFANY, THE WEAVES. WHAT ABOUT ME? DRAKE-- I ALREADY GOT-- DRAKE, I NEED YOU TO
MANAGE THE SHAMPOO LINE. Woman: EXCUSE ME!
HELLO? HELLO? WHEN'S SOMEBODY
GONNA START DOING WHAT THIS PAPER
SAY RIGHT HERE? THIS FLYER SAY
"BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE." I'M HERE FOR MY FREE,
SO WHERE'S IT AT? WHAT'S GOING ON?
EXCUSE ME, MISSY? LOOK, YOU NEED TO STOP
ALL THAT SWITCHIN' AND START STITCHIN', OK? [SIGHS]
WHAT YOU THINK? WOW, PEACHES,
THIS IS AMAZING! HA HA HA! I AM
SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT. NOW, I ADDED
A COUPLE TRACKS IN IT TO GIVE IT
FULLNESS AND FLAIR. EXCUSE ME! IT'S GORGEOUS. WHAT IN THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE? OH, ZORA,
DON'T BE MAD. PEACHES WAS JUST
TRYING TO HELP. ALL RIGHT, ZORA, LISTEN,
I'M READY TO GO. IS EVERYBODY READY? Roshumba: WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT THE HAIR? THE HAIR'S NICE.
LOOK AT YOU. ALL RIGHT! I'LL BE READY
IN JUST A SECOND. I JUST NEED
A LITTLE POWDER. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO MAKE MAGIC. OOH, THANK YOU
SO MUCH. MWAH! MWAH! HA HA HA! OK, HERE WE GO. BABY! YOU CAN
MAKE HUNDREDS. HUNDREDS AND 50
IN AN HOUR. THAT'S AFTER MY CUT. OOH, YOUR HAIR
IS SO PRETTY! THANK YOU. WHERE'D YOU GET IT? GENETICS. OH! ISN'T THAT THAT
NEW HAIR SUPPLY SHOP OVER OFF OF
NORMANDIE AND THIRD? WHAT? YEAH, I GOTTA GO THERE
AND GET ME SOME. LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN. HERE'S MY CARD.
THINK ABOUT THE OFFER. COACH? ROLEX? Girl: WHAT'S THIS? Tiffany:
ANGELLE! UGH! WHO IS THAT? [SIZZLES] OH! OOH! HERE. RUB SOME OF THAT
ON THERE. GOD DAMN! WELCOME TO ANGELLE'S.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? IT'S "MAY I HELP YOU?"
AND YOU MAY NOT. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH ANGELLE. OH, WELL, ANGELLE'S
A LITTLE BUSY, BUT I COULD DEFINITELY
HOOK YOU UP. MY NAME IS DRAKE. MONA. MONA MORGAN'S
THE NAME. NOW, WHEN YOU SAY THAT
YOU CAN HOOK ME UP, ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M
IN SOME WAY UNHOOKED? NO. NO. SPEAK UP, SON. I WAS JUST SAYING, LIKE,
I COULD DO YOUR HAIR FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE, MA'AM. THEN WHY ON EARTH
DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT? THAT'S EXCELLENT.
NOW, LISTEN-- I NEED A TOUCH-UP, BUT MY SCALP IS
EXTREMELY SENSITIVE. AND NOW
I'LL NEED A NOTEPAD AND A CUP OF
STRAWBERRIES, PLEASE. OK. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
A SEAT OVER HERE, AND I'LL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU. LOOK LIKE MACK DADDY DONE
FINALLY MET HIS MATCH. OH, CHILD, PLEASE, SHE IS
WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE. HE USED TO DEALIN' WITH THEM
TACKY GHETTO BROADS. YOU KNOW WHAT, CAN I GET YOU
A GLASS OF WINE? IT'S "MAY I GET YOU
A GLASS OF WINE?" THANK YOU. YOU MAY. SINCE YOU KNOW
MY WHOLE LIFE STORY... ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT THE MYSTERIOUS
CLIFFORD J. WALKER? THE MYSTERIOUS, HUH? IT'S ALL LIKE THAT? HA HA! LET'S SEE, I STARTED
MODELING WHEN I WAS 14. STARTED SHOOTING
PHOTOS AT 17. MARRIED A SUPERMODEL
AT 25. BURNT OUT AT 27,
DIVORCED AT 30. 3 YEARS SINGLE,
2 YEARS CELIBATE, NO KIDS, ONE DOG, AND
A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE. HUH. THAT'S ME. SO, UM...WHAT'S UP
WITH YOU AND ANGELA? ANGELA'S COOL PEOPLE. I LIKE HER, BUT, UM,
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. BUT WHEN I SAW YOU... IT WAS LIKE A BREATH
OF FRESH AIR. AND I JUST WANT TO GET
TO KNOW YOU, PEACHES. GIRL, I LOOK GOOD.
IT LOOKS WONDERFUL! THANK YOU. OH, I AM SO GLAD MYESHA
REFERRED ME TO YOU. OH, MYESHA, GIRL, THAT'S MY MAIN APPLE
SCRAPPLE RIGHT THERE. HOW DO YOU KNOW HER? GIRL, ME, MYESHA,
AND STEPHANIE, WE USED TO HANG, OK? YOU TALKIN' ABOUT
STEPHANIE SALLEY, JOHN SALLEY'S WIFE? YES! OH, BROTHER, SHE A TRIP. WHAT YOU HEARD
ABOUT HER? FIRST OF ALL,
I HEARD SHE SLEPT WITH HALF THE NBA BEFORE
JOHN GOT TO HER. NO, YOU DIDN'T. I HEARD THEY CALL HER
"LOOSE BOOTY BUTT." HA HA HA!
YOU CRAZY! Cliff: THAT'S HOW
WE DO IT. ALL RIGHT, BABY.
SEE YOU LATER. HEY...NO HUG? I HAD A GOOD TIME. I'LL SEE YOU, RIGHT? HOLLER! Gianni:
I'M IN A DAZE. HEY, EVERYBODY,
WHAT HAPPENED UP IN HERE? YOUR "BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE"
EARLY BIRDS FLEW IN. OOH! WHILE YOU WERE OUT
GALLIVANTING AT A PHOTO SHOOT, WE WERE HERE HANDLING
YOUR CLIENTS. I WAS OUT TRYING TO
BUILD UP OUR CLIENTELE. YOU'VE BEEN HERE
LESS THAN A WEEK AND AGAIN YOU HAVE MANAGED
TO TURN MY WORLD UPSIDE DOWN. I'VE MANAGED? AND YOU WONDER WHY
NANA DID WHAT SHE DID? WELL, SHE DID WHAT
SHE DID BECAUSE SHE KNEW YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT AND
YOU KEEP PROVING HER RIGHT. NO, SHE DID WHAT SHE DID BECAUSE YOU WERE
HER FAVORITE. NO! BECAUSE I MAKE
GOOD DECISIONS AND I THINK ABOUT HOW
THOSE DECISIONS AFFECT-- YOU KNOW WHAT? ALL THIS TONGUE-LASHING
AND FINGER POINTING, Y'ALL GONNA STOP THAT. THIS IS NOT GONNA BE
"JUMP ON PEACHES DAY." REALLY, HUH?
4 GUYS IN ONE NIGHT? GIRL, HOW ABOUT
IN ONE HOUR? AN HOUR? SHE'S A HO. MAN. WHOO. MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE GOSSIPING
ABOUT THIS, YOU KNOW? SOMEBODY IN THE SHOP
MIGHT OVERHEAR US. OOH, GOSSIP. OOH! THAT'S SOMETHING
I DON'T DO. THAT'S TACKY. OK? YES. I GOT
THE INFORMATION, AND IF SHE DIDN'T WANT HER
BUSINESS OUT IN THE STREET, SHE WOULD HAVE KEPT
HER STANK BEHIND HOME AND TAKE CARE OF HER MAN,
SO THEREFORE HE WON'T COME AFTER ME EVERY TIME
I SEE HIM AT THE CLUB. SO, YOU TELLING ME
HE WANTS YOU? GIRL, HE'S AN ATHLETE,
WHAT YOU THINK? YOU'RE RIGHT
ABOUT THAT, HUH? SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME
THIS IS ALL TRUE? GIRL, IF I'M LYIN',
I'M FLYIN'. I'M TELLING YOU MY SOURCES
ARE VERY RELIABLE. OK? UH-HUH. SEE, STEPHANIE'S
SISTER'S HUSBAND-- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. BUT STEPHANIE
DOESN'T HAVE A SISTER. HOW YOU KNOW? BECAUSE I'M STEPHANIE, OK?
AND I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP GOSSIPING
ABOUT ME WITH YOUR TACKY ASS! TACKY?! TACKY, OK? YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU NEED TO RESPECT, BECAUSE LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING! RESPECT WHAT? I'M FROM EAST
ST. LOUIS, BOO. I DON'T CARE
WHERE YOU FROM! I AIN'T GOT
TO DIRTY-- DIRTY? YOU SMELL
DIRTY DIRTY, BITCH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WILL CUT YOU! [SCREAMING] WHOA! CALM DOWN!
CALM DOWN! Tiffany:
YOU CRAZY! WATCH YOUR MOUTH! WHATEVER! MY MAN AIN'T THINKIN'
ABOUT YOU, OK?! WATCH YOUR MOUTH! [CAR ALARM BEEPS] SHE CRAZY! TALKING SHIT. YOU WILL WISH
YOU HAD-- YOU DON'T KNOW WHO
YOU'RE DEALING WITH, OK? OH! HEY, BOO! MY MAN'S HERE. HEY, BABY! HI, BABY. HOW ARE YOU?
LOOK AT MY MAN. YOU READY TO GO? QUITE. HONEY,
DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR? I LOVE IT. TIFFANY JUST DID IT
FOR FREE. [GIGGLES]
THANKS, GIRL. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. ALL RIGHT. CAN YOU BELIEVE--OOH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT TACKY BROAD
PULLED A KNIFE OUT ON ME! OOH, SHE--OOH HOO! THAT BITCH IS CRAZY. TIFFANY! TIFFANY, GET OUT HERE
RIGHT NOW! HUH? GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW. FROM NOW ON, IF I HEAR YOU
BREATHE ANOTHER WORD ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE,
YOU ARE OUT OF HERE. AND THAT GOES
FOR EVERYBODY! OK, LOOK, LET'S JUST
ALL TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOW, OBVIOUSLY,
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST GO
SOMEPLACE AND CHILL? DRINKS ON ME, OK? I DON'T WANT TO GO. OOH, YEAH,
I WANNA DO THAT! ANGELA! COME ON, ANGIE. DON'T CALL ME THAT. ANGIE, ANGIE, ANGIE,
STOP TRIPPIN'. ♪ GONNA GO WITH SOME MENS
UP IN THE PLACE ♪ COME ON, COME ON.
MMM MMM MMM! FINE.
I'LL GET MY PURSE. AND YOU--ZIP!
NO MORE, OK? TRANSLATION--
SHUT YOUR MOUTH. OOH HOO! ♪ DON'T STOP,
GET IT, GIRL ♪ ♪ THAT THANG
GONNA LEAD YOU, GIRL ♪ ♪ DJ'S STYLIN',
SIRENS WAILIN' ♪ ♪ BOYS,
COME AND GET THESE GIRLS ♪ ♪ I'M THINKIN' ABOUT... ♪ WHOO! HEY! TO OUR CLIENTS! CLIENTS! YOU GONNA GET
SOME CLIENTS. OOH, Y'ALL, THERE ARE
SOME FINE MEN UP IN HERE! UP IN HERE! GUESS WHO GOT
A BUN IN THE OVEN? OHH! YOU? MM-HMM. YOU HAVING A BABY? OH, THIS IS
GREAT NEWS. HOW MANY MONTHS? 9 WEEKS. OHH! I LOVED IT WHEN
SHE CALLED ME BIG PAPA. HA! I'LL BELIEVE THAT WHEN
I SEE IT, BIG PAPA. Drake: WHOO-HOO! OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, THAT IS FINE. HI. OH, GIRL, HE LIKE
THE OL' BRYANT GUMBEL TYPE. WHATEVER. OOH, AND HIS STORY
IS SPEAKING LOUD TO ME. THE SUIT
100 WOOL ARMANI? CLOCKED IT. BRUNO MAGLI SHOES? MMM. OMEGA SEAMASTER WATCH? YES. MANICURED HANDS? AND IT LOOK LIKE
HE WORK OUT. HE LOOK LIKE
HE GOT MONEY. HEY! AW, NO, LOOK, I'VE
HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. I'M OUTTA HERE. OOH, HE'S COMING OVER HERE.
DO I HAVE LIPSTICK IN MY TEETH? TEETH ARE COOL.
EVERYTHING'S-- HOW ARE
MY TEETH? THEM'S GONNA GET
KNOCKED OUT. Man: EXCUSE ME. HEY! HI. HI. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DANCE? UH...NO. YES! SHE WANTS TO DANCE.
SHE'S A DANCER. GO ON AND DO IT. WELL, I SEEM TO BE-- Tiffany: IF SHE DON'T WANT
TO DANCE, YOU CAN COME BACK! SMACK IT UP, FLIP IT,
AND RUB IT DOWN. OH, NO! OH, NO! [MUSIC PLAYING] I DIDN'T GET YOUR NAME. ANGELLE WHITAKER. OH, ANGELLE.
YOU SURE LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL. WELL, THANKS. GOOD DECISION, YOUNG MAN. SHE'S MUCH TOO UNCOUTH FOR
SOMEONE OF YOUR POTENTIAL. MISS MONA.
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? HYPNOTIQ, PLEASE. YOU LOOK FLY
AS SHIT. DAMN! AND HERE I THOUGHT
I LOOKED PRETTY GOOD. THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. PROFANITY, MY DEAR,
IS THE SIGN OF AN IGNORANT MIND
TRYING TO EXPRESS ITSELF. SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY. DAMN. WELL,
IF THAT'S THE CASE, WHY DON'T WE PUT
THESE DRINKS ON PAUSE AND HAVE A DANCE BEFORE
I SAY SOMETHING ELSE THAT MESSES US UP? YOU KNOW, I HATE TO CUT
THIS NIGHT SHORT, BUT I GOT A BIG MERGER CLOSING
ON MONDAY AND I GOTTA GO. OH. I--I UNDERSTAND. [LAUGHS] BUT I WILL MOST DEFINITELY
BE CALLING YOU. OK. BYE! MMM! I THINK
I'M IN LOVE. OHH! GIRL, THAT AIN'T LOVE. YOU JUST AIN'T HAD NONE
IN A WHILE. STOP. I THINK HE LOOKED FINE.
YEAH, HE'S A GOOD ONE. THANK YOU, JUN NI.
ME TOO. ALL RIGHT, ANGIE! DJ: TO THE STAGE,
A LOVELY WOMAN... AN EXOTIC WOMAN...
SIMONE! ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ ALL RIGHT, GIRL,
BRING IT IN! ♪ I USED TO WALK AROUND
WITH MY HEAD HELD LOW ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE NO ONE
UNDERSTOOD MY VIBE ♪ ♪ THEY COULDN'T
COMPREHEND MY FLOW ♪ ♪ THEN THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN ♪ ♪ APPEARED IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT ♪ ♪ TOLD ME TO SLEEP TIGHT ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ SAID, SISTER,
DON'T YOU CHANGE A THING ♪ ♪ AS LONG AS IT'S IN MY NAME,
GIRL, YOU'RE TAME ♪ ♪ HE DIGS MY MIND, HE LIKES
MY SPIRIT, HE LOVES MY SOUL ♪ ♪ MY HEART OPENED UP,
I LET HIM TAKE CONTROL ♪ ♪ NOW I GOT SO MUCH LOVE ♪ ♪ SO MUCH LOVE FOR HIM ♪ ♪ SO MUCH LOVE ♪ ♪ SO MUCH LOVE FOR HIM ♪ ♪ SO MUCH LOVE ♪ ♪ SO MUCH LOVE FOR HIM ♪ ♪ NO ONE CAN COME BETWEEN
MY MAN AND ME, NO WAY ♪ [SCATTING] ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ NO ONE CAN COME BETWEEN
MY MAN AND ME, NO WAY ♪ ♪ NO WAY ♪ HA HA! HEY! WHOO! [GIGGLES] DJ: YEAH! LET'S GO!
YEAH! YEAH! DANG, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU GUYS WOULD BE HERE! WE DIDN'T KNOW
YOU CAN SING! GIRL, YOU NEED A MANAGER
'CAUSE I NEED A SIDE GIG. [CELL PHONE RINGS] THIS IS ANGELLE. THIS IS THE BEVERLY
HILLS POLICE. THERE'S BEEN A BREAK-IN
AT YOUR SHOP. WHAT?! I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE. PEACHES, MEET ME
AT THE SALON! OK. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? I DON'T KNOW. [SINGING REGGAE] [POLICE RADIO CRACKLES] YEAH, THIS IS 62 HENRY. WE HAVE NO KNOWN POSSIBLE
SUSPECTS AT THE SCENE. WHAT THE-- OH, NO! THIS IS BAD! COME ON, BABY. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? NO. Jun Ni:
WHAT HAS HAPPEN HERE? ANGIE? [SOBS] HEY, HEY, I... LOOK AT ME.
THIS IS NOTHIN', BABY. WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH
THIS, YOU HEAR ME? PULLIN' TOGETHER. OK. WE WILL FIX THIS. WE ARE WHITAKER GIRLS.
NANA'S GIRLS. YEAH. OK. LIKE I SAID, WE'LL HAVE A COMPLETE POLICE REPORT
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. WELL, THANK YOU,
OFFICER BATES. DON'T THANK ME. THANK YOUR NEIGHBOR--
MISS MARCELLA HUNTER. MARCELLA? OHH! [SIGHS] MAN... DAMN. NOW WHERE
AM I GONNA GO? [CRYING] [BANGING ON DOOR]
MARCELLA! RIGHT THIS WAY. FIONA, YOU MAY WANT
TO LEAVE, BABY. OH, ANGELA. SO GLAD
YOU COULD STOP BY. AHEM. OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T! YOU MUST BE
OUT YOUR MIND. Peaches:
KICK HER ASS, ANGELA. PEACHES!
YOU DESTROYED MY SHOP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. KICK HER ASS! I DID MY CIVIC DUTY. I HEARD A RUCKUS.
I CALLED FOR HELP. CIVIC DUTY?
AND YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
GET AWAY WITH THIS? GET AWAY WITH WHAT? I'LL KICK HER ASS.
DON'T EVEN-- HOLD UP! OH, THAT'S
DISAPPOINTING. OH, IS IT? YOU REALLY CAN'T
TAKE THE GHETTO OUT OF THE GIRL,
CAN YOU? GHETTO? DID SHE
JUST SAY GHETTO? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. OH, NO, I'LL SHOW
YOU GHETTO-- NO! NO!
UH-UH, ANGIE! DON'T WASTE YOUR SHOES
ON THIS TRICK. NOW, I GOT
A BETTER IDEA. WHY DON'T WE JUST
TAKE THE SHOP? THEN WE WHIP
HER BONY ASS. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA
FIGHT YOU FOR IT. LADIES, I DON'T
WANT TO FIGHT. I JUST WANT THE SHOP. I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE HAIR BATTLE. IF YOU BEAT US, I SELL. IF NOT,
YOU SELL TO US. WELL, THAT'S A NICE TRY,
BUT THE DEADLINE WAS TODAY. OH, WELL,
I'VE ALREADY ENTERED. SEE, I FIGURED YOU WERE
GONNA CHANGE YOUR MIND. OOH, YES. NOW IT'S ON YOU. EITHER YOU TAKE
THIS BEATDOWN OR WINNER TAKES ALL. WINNER TAKES ALL. UH, MARCELLA, LET ME
INTRODUCE MYSELF AGAIN. I'M PEACHES.
I AIN'T ANGELLE. SAY THAT FOOL STUFF AGAIN,
KNOW THAT YOUR ASS IS WHUPPED. YOU REALLY NEED
TO KNOW WHO I AM. Angela: NEXT TIME,
I'MA LET HER LOOSE. GET OUT OF MY SHOP. YOU BETTER
KNOW ME, BABY! CLOSE THAT DOOR.
I'M CALLING THE POLICE! CALL THE POLICE!
GIVE ME A REASON! GIVE THEM A REASON
TO LOCK ME UP--OOH! Tiffany: HEAVE! DO IT RIGHT. AND HEAVE...HO! HEAVE! OH,
YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT. YOU MIGHT BREAK A NAIL. Cliff: GOTTA GET
IN THE CRACKS. Peaches: RIGHT. COME ON, NOW.
YOU GOTTA GET IT WET. IT'S
A MAN THING, BABY. RIGHT.
THAT'S REAL MANLY. SEE THAT? I CAN DO IT
WITHOUT LOOKING. OOH! YOU'RE
A BAD BOY. [MILITARY MUSIC PLAYING] GIANNI, THAT HAIRSTYLE'S
FROM 1962... WHEN GLADYS KNIGHT WAS
STILL WITH THE PIPS. A MESS. SIMONE! MADAM C.J. WALKER INVENTED
THE STRAIGHTENING COMB. USE IT! TIFFANY! OOH! THE GRAND PRIZE
IS $50,000, NOT 5. THAT'S A $5.00
BASEMENT HAIRSTYLE. REWORK IT. JUN NI, KEEP DOING FEET. THAT'S WHACK. MR. DRAKE. IF YOU STOP BEING A PLAYBOY
AND START BEING A HAIR STYLIST, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
THIS CREATION OF A MESS. Tiffany:
HEE HEE HEE! ANGELLE... YOU ROCK THAT. THANKS, SIS. Peaches: DO IT AGAIN. HEY, THIS ONE I GOT OLD SHOE.
YOU WANT TO TRY THIS ONE? OOH, GIRL, NO.
GET OUT OF HERE. BUT-- GET OUT! DON'T HIT--
OK, YOU CRAZY. Tiffany: LIKE YOU GONNA
HIT ME OR SOMETHING. Jun Ni: I'M NOT
GONNA HIT YOU. [MUSIC PLAYING] YOU DON'T MIND
A LITTLE WINE, DO YOU? MM-MM. TELL YOU I'M A CHEF? ARE YOU REALLY? NO. HA HA HA! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. I'M GONNA BE VERY HONEST. OH, YOU WANT TO PLAY? I AIN'T STARTED
PLAYING YET, PEACHES. MMM. ♪ TAKING CONTROL OF ME ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW, BABY ♪ ♪ I KNOW THAT
YOU'RE DOWN WITH ME ♪ MMM! IS THAT ALL RIGHT? MMM! MMM! [CHUCKLES] MR. CLIFF... ♪ SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW ♪ ♪ WANT TO KNOW ♪ ♪ HEAR ME TALKING,
WHAT YOU THINK ♪ YOU'RE REAL SWEET. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
KEEP IT REAL. I WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU.
IS THAT REAL ENOUGH? THAT'S--THAT'S
REAL REAL. REAL DANGEROUS,
MR. CLIFF. ♪ WHO YOU APPEAR TO BE ♪ ♪ WONDERING IF
WE COULD BE REAL GOOD ♪ ♪ SO EMOTIONAL ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW I AM ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHY YOU THREW ME
THE WAY YOU DO ME ♪ ♪ IF YOU'LL BE... ♪ [MUSIC PLAYING] OOH! [APPLAUSE] YEAH, BABY! WHOOO! YEAH! YES! YES! WE GOT THIS. [ALL TALKING] [MUSIC STOPS] [LAUGHTER] HEY, YOU. GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS. GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, ANGELLE. [SOFT CONVERSATION] OH, YEAH. MM-HMM! [LAUGHING] MMM. OHH... [GASPS] [GASPS] OH, MY GOD! Man: WHAT? Angela: OH! Man: WHO'S THAT?
WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE? WHO WAS THAT? ♪ OHH ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ OHH ♪ [DOORBELL RINGS] ♪ BABY, FIRST OF ALL,
LET ME SAY ♪ IT'S OPEN! ♪ YOU ACCUSE ME OF
ALL OF THE THINGS ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ARE GUILTY OF ♪ Cliff: I DON'T KNOW
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "WHO IS IT?" BUT... HEY, WHAT'S UP, ANGELLE?
IS PEACHES AROUND? NO, SHE'S NOT, BUT, UM... COME ON IN.
HAVE A SEAT. AHEM. WINE? NO, NO, I'M GOOD
ON THE WINE. YOU EXPECT HER BACK
ANYTIME SOON? YOU LOOK NICE. THANK YOU. YOU LOOK... LIKE YOU BEEN DRINKING. [SNORTS] DAMN! GIRL, YOU BEEN
THROWIN' THEM BACK. WHAT'S GOING ON,
ANGELLE? I WAS REALLY THINKING
OF SOMETHING. UM, WHEN PEACHES AND I
WERE YOUNGER, OUR GRANDMOTHER DECIDED
THAT WE COULD HAVE A PET. I...WANTED THIS... YELLOW CRESTED PARAKEET. AND, PEACHES,
SHE WANTED A PUPPY. THE PROBLEM WAS,
EVEN BACK THEN WE COULDN'T
AGREE ON MUCH. OK. I MEAN, LIKE, FOR DAYS
WE WERE YELLING AND NOT SPEAKING. DROVE NANA CRAZY. OK, AND THEN
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER THAT? [CHUCKLES]
I GOT A DOG. DAMN. I WANTED THAT PARAKEET. Cliff: UH, YOU KNOW
SOMETHING, ANGELLE, IT'S ALL GOOD RIGHT HERE,
BUT I CAN'T EVEN TRIP. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? AND
YOU'RE FEELIN' ON MY LEG-- Angela:
WELL, IT'S RIGHT THERE. I KNOW, SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST KIND OF GET OV-- HEY, PEACHES... UH, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I--I WAS JUST TALKING
TO YOUR SISTER. UH, COULD YOU PLEASE
EXCUSE US? LISTEN, PEACHES,
THIS ISN'T EVEN WHAT-- HUH. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. PEACHES, I'M... UH-UH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. CLIFF? YOU KNOW WHAT, ANGELA?
DO ME A FAVOR. DON'T TAKE THE KNIFE
OUT OF MY BACK TOO FAST. I MIGHT JUST
BLEED TO DEATH. PEACHES, YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
EVERY TIME THERE'S A PROBLEM. OH, NO? WATCH. NANA WAS RIGHT.
YOU ARE AFRAID. NANA? NANA?! NANA DIDN'T GIVE
A DAMN ABOUT ME! BECAUSE IF SHE HAD, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE
LEFT YOU EVERYTHING! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS AIN'T EVEN ABOUT MONEY. IT'S ABOUT TRUST
AND BETRAYAL. AND YOU ARE
THE ONE PERSON I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
ABLE TO DEPEND ON! I DID NOT BETRAY
YOUR TRUST! PEACHES-- [SIGHS] DON'T BE MAD
AT CLIFF, OK? THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT.
I WAS DRINKING. MY NIGHT'S NOT... COME ON, NOW. WE USED
TO BE BEST FRIENDS. WHAT HAPPENED? WE GREW UP. SO WHAT ABOUT
THE HAIR SHOW? A-HA! OHH,
YOU'RE NERVOUS. AFRAID YOU MIGHT
LOSE YOUR SHOP? I WAS, UM... SAVING THIS
FOR WHEN WE WON. KEEP IT. PLEASE. I'LL BE BACK
TO GET MY STUFF. I'M SORRY, NANA. ♪ BABY, I'M A GOOD GIRL ♪ WOW. THIS IS A LOT
OF FOOD, BABY. IT'S ALL YOUR FAVORITE. YEAH, I SEE. SIT, SIT. JUN NI... YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
GO THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE. NO, I GO THROUGH. YES. YOU WENT THROUGH
ALL THIS TROUBLE, I GOT TO EAT IT, RIGHT? YES. START WITH
THE CHICKEN. THE CHICKEN? OK. CAN WE PRAY FIRST? OH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT. UH, LORD... BLESS THIS FOOD.
ALL THE FOOD. AND I HOPE
YOU BLESS THE HANDS THAT PREPARED
THIS FOOD AND BLESS THE STOMACH THAT THIS FOOD
IS GONNA GO INTO. AMEN. AMEN. AND I START WITH
THE CHICKEN? YEAH. IT'S RIGHT THERE ON TOP. YOU LIKE? THIS IS GOOD, JUN NI.
YOU MADE THIS? YOU REALLY LIKE IT?
YOU REALLY LIKE IT? YEAH, THIS IS GOOD, BABY. MMM! YES! HERE. SOME MACARONI
AND CHEESE. MMM! MMM, THIS IS GOOD, JUN NI. BLACK-EYED PEAS.
MMM. MMM! MMM! AND SOME CORN
FROM HERE. OOH, SOME CORN.
GIVE ME THAT CORN. OH, THAT'S SO JUICY. MMM! OH, JUN NI! MMM! JUN NI! THIS FOOD IS
TURNING ME ON. MMM! ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ IT'S TIME TO SEPARATE
THE WEAK FROM THE STRONG ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ IT'S TIME TO SEPARATE
THE WINNERS FROM THE LOSERS ♪ ♪ WHAT SIDE YOU ON? ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU CONFRONTED
WITH COMPETITION, MAN? ♪ ♪ HOW YOU GONNA REACT? ♪ ♪ YOU GONNA FIGHT BACK,
HUH? ♪ ♪ OR YOU GONNA FALL BACK? ♪ ♪ I'M GIOVANNI
AND I LET IT BE KNOWN ♪ ♪ IN THIS PHASE
AIN'T NOBODY FADE ME, HOMES ♪ Simone: OH, MAN!
THIS IS CRAZY! Gianni: I KNOW!
LOVE IT! I THINK WE'RE OVER HERE. EXACTLY WHAT ARE
THEY SELLING? Drake: I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'D BUY SOME OF IT. YOU'RE A WHORE.
YOU'LL BUY ANYTHING, SLUT. ♪ I'M SO EXCLUSIVE ♪ ♪ GETTING OUT THE BEAT
I'M SO ELUSIVE ♪ ♪ AND WHO DARE
CHALLENGE DADDY? ♪ ♪ AFTER THE SHOW,
I'M COUNTIN' HONEY STACKS ♪ ♪ WITH MY FEET PROPPED UP ♪ ♪ WHY COMPETE IF YOU AIN'T ♪ ♪ I HAVE THIS WHOLE GAME
LOCKED UP ♪ WHOA! [APPLAUSE] [SONG CONTINUES] OK, UH, WHERE'S
THE BOX OF HAIR? IT'S OVER HERE. OK. UH, GIANNI, I NEED YOU
TO START LAYING OUT THE FIRST HAIRSTYLE
WITH ME. HOLD THIS. YOU SEE AN OUTLET? THAT WOULD BE
BACK THERE. JUN NI, I NEED
THE BLOND HAIR, PLEASE. WE LEFT AT SHOP. OH, GREAT. TIFFANY! TIFFANY! HUH? SWEETIE, I NEED YOU
TO GO BACK TO THE SALON AND GET THE BLOND HAIR. OH, WHO FORGOT
THE BLOND HAIR? All: YOU DID! OH. OK, PLEASE
MAKE IT SNAPPY. KEYS, PLEASE. HURRY UP. P.A.: JUST 10 MINUTES TO
THE WASH AND WEAR COMPETITION. HURRY, TIFFANY! QUICKLY! QUICKLY, PEOPLE!
LET'S UNPACK THOSE BOXES. COME ON,
I WANT THEM RIGHT THERE! I WANT YOU TO PLUG IN
THOSE IRONS. I WANT-- FIONA! WHERE'S MY COFFEE? ALL RIGHT, I WANT MY SIGN.
WHERE'S MY SIGN? WHERE-- I WANT THAT SIGN,
I WANT IT OVER THERE, I WANT YOU TO RAISE IT UP.
I WANT YOU TO RAISE IT UP. I WANT TO SEE MY NAME
UP HIGH. THE WINNING NAME SHOULD
BE UP HIGH. HIGH! HI. WINNING NAME UP HIGH.
THANK YOU! LET'S GO! COME ON,
WE GOT A SHOW TO WIN. THIS IS MY SHOW. THIS IS<i> MY</i> SHOW. YES! Announcer:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR YOUR HOST DARK GABLE! [MUSIC PLAYING] [CROWD CHANTING] IT'S ABOUT YOU, BABY!
IT'S ABOUT YOU! GET BUSY! YEAH! DON'T HURT HER, GIRL. I KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, BABY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOTHIN'. DON'T HURT NOBODY!
THIS IS HAIR--HAIR BATTLE HAIR BATTLE--
HAIR BATTLE ROYALE! [CHEERING] WHOO WHOO WHOO! WHOO! WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME
TO THE HAIR BATTLE ROYALE! SPONSORED BY REVLON--
PROFESSIONAL, REALISTIC. I AM YOUR HOST, DARK GABLE! [CHEERING] I NEED MORE SHINE.
WHERE IS THE SPRAY? MORE SPRAY. AND I WANT TO GET
A LITTLE MORE VOLUME SO I NEED
SOME CLIPS. OK, I'LL GET
THE CLIPS. OH! UNH. BABY... OH, I CAN'T DO THIS. CALM DOWN, ANGELLE.
YOU DO GOOD. ANGELLE! OH, GEE,
YOU LOOK TENSE. HA HA HA! THAT CHILD
AIN'T RIGHT. [SIGHS] OHH, SIMONE,
YOUR STYLE IS FANTASTIC. THANK YOU. REAL NICE. CLIFF, I... I JUST WANT TO SAY
I'M--I'M SORRY. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. DON'T SWEAT, ALL RIGHT? OK. HEY, GUYS, WHY DON'T
YOU GIVE ME A NICE LITTLE SMILE? SAY "ANGELLE'S" ON 3.
1, 2, 3. ANGELLE'S! ANGELLE'S! UP FIRST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IS OUR NATURAL STYLES. WELCOME TO
THE HAIR BATTLE ROYALE... WHERE WE CAME TO SHUT IT OUT! YO, WE GOTTA GO.
IT'S TIME. OK. ALL RIGHT. JESSICA,
GO DO YOUR THING. GO, GIRL. SHE LOOKS GREAT. OOH. LORD,
DO YOUR THING. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I FEEL A LITTLE BIT OF
RUMBLE-BUMBLE BACKSTAGE. AND THEY BETTER BRING IT ON! [CHEERING] HAAH! NATURAL STYLES ARE SOMETHING
EVERYBODY WANTS TO WEAR NOW. SHE HAS BURGUNDY COLORS
AND BROWN COLORS. SHE'S WORKING THIS FEATHER TO ACCENT HER DRESS
AND HER EYELASHES. UP NEXT ON THIS RUNWAY
ARE TWO FIERCE DIVAS... HER HAIR
WAS MADE OUT OF YARN, AND SHE'S WORKING WITH
BLUE, BURGUNDY AND BROWN. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU'RE LOOKING AT
OUR WONDERFUL FLOWERS AND KNOTS. AT THE BASE OF HER KNOTS, THEY ALL HAVE PREPARED
LITTLE FLOWERS BRAIDED AT THE BASE. ALL RIGHT, WORK IT! THE QUEEN OF THE NILE, SHE DECIDED
TO SHOW UP TODAY. HER HAIR IS VERY LONG, BUT THEY'VE TAKEN IT UP AND
MADE A NATURAL PALM TREE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THERE YOU HAVE IT, THE AFRO KISS,
THE FLOWERS WITH KNOTS, THE CULTURAL MIX,
AND THE NATURAL PALM TREE. [CHEERING] PEACHES! YOU GETTING YOUR STUFF
SO YOU CAN COME TO THE SHOW? WHAT YOU DOING? NO...THE QUESTION IS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO
BE AT THE HAIR BATTLE? YEAH, BUT WE FORGOT
THE BLOND WEAVE. YOU COMING, RIGHT? OH, PEACHES-- LOOK, TIFFANY-- PEACHES... PEACHES! NOW, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT, BUT ANGELLE IS A BRAND-NEW
PERSON SINCE YOU BEEN HERE. I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN
SMILE SO MUCH. SHE HAS A LIFE NOW, AND I KNOW
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. HUH. YOUR GRANDMOTHER MUST
BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE. HER HANGING OUT WITH US,
GOING TO THE BAR, CHILLIN',
LETTIN' HER HAIR DOWN, THAT WOULD'VE NEVER HAPPENED
IF YOU WERE NOT HERE. YOU HAVE MADE SUCH
A DIFFERENCE IN HER LIFE. IN ALL OF OUR LIVES,
REALLY. PEACHES, SHE NEEDS YOU. AND FROM THE LOOK
ON YOUR FACE, YOU NEED HER, TOO. SO...I HOPE YOU, UM... TAKE WHAT I JUST SAID
INTO CONSIDERATION BEFORE YOU DO
ANYTHING HASTY. GOOD LUCK. THANKS. I HOPE YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND. JUST IN CASE
YOU DON'T KNOW IT, ANGELLE REALLY LOVES YOU
AND SHE CARES...A LOT. [SIGHS] IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT
AND PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY. WE'RE DOWN TO 12 SALONS, FOLKS. LET'S SEE WHAT THEY'VE GOT
IN OUR COLOR COMPETITION. HAIR AFFAIR--
IF YOU'RE NOT BRINGIN' IT, YOU BETTER LEAVE IT ALONE.
HA HA! ♪ SHE GOT LONG LEGS
LIKE A GREAT DANE ♪ Marcella: IT'S CALLED... "IF I LOSE THIS COMPETITION, YOU'LL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN." NEVER. Gianni:
THIS IS FABULOUS. SKITTLES--
TASTE THE RAINBOW. HA HA HA! Gable: OW! I BEEN WORKING
THIS THING FOR YOU! SHE'S WALKING LIKE A LITTLE
POLKA DOT BARBIE DOLL. SHE'S WORKING
THIS WHITE PLATINUM HAIR WITH RED POLKA DOTS
ALL OVER THE TOP. WANNA BE YOU AT YOUR FINEST? WELL, IT MUST BE THIS AFRO.
BLACK AND WHITE AFRO. SHE'S NOT PLAYING WITH
ALL THOSE MULTICOLORS IN IT. I HOPE YOU CAUGHT
THOSE SKITTLES IN HER EYES. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MAKE SOME NOISE! [CHEERING] ♪ DON'T BE AFRAID, GIRL ♪ Gable: POW! I HOPE YOU DON'T
GO HOME WITH THE BLUES. SEE? AND I TELL YOU
SHE'S NOT PLAYING. TURQUOISE AND ALL THAT, OW! YOU BETTER GO,
YOU ROCK STAR! BLOND IN THE FRONT,
FUCHSIA IN THE MIDDLE, AND PURPLE IN THE BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MAKE SOME NOISE! LET'S SEE THOSE CATS WALK!
MOHAWK! POLKA DOTTED ALL AROUND, AND WE'RE WORKIN'
THIS AFRO RIGHT NOW. SHE'S...OWW! SO CUTE. LITTLE GIRL FLY. NOW, GUESS WHAT?
IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO ALL OUR LITTLE LOVELIES.
HA HA HA! [SNIFFLES] OH, NANA. "HAPPY IS THE MAN
THAT FINDETH WISDOM... "AND THE MAN THAT
GETTETH UNDERSTANDING. Nana: "MY DEAREST PEACHES, "IF YOU ARE READING THIS, "THEN I KNOW YOU'VE GROWN
INTO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. "KNOW THAT, IN THE END, "ALL YOU HAVE
IS EACH OTHER." [SOBS] "I LOVE YOU. NANA." I LOVE YOU, TOO, NANA. [SNIFFLES] I'M ON MY WAY, ANGIE. LADIES,
IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT. I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED
AND READY TO GO HOME, BUT GUESS WHAT? WE'RE DOWN
TO OUR FINAL 6 SALONS. OUR FINAL 6 ARE--
HEADHUNTERS! [CHEERING] NEXT OF THE 6--HAIR AFFAIR! NOW, YOU KNOW
THEY WAS FIGHTING IN THE BACK, BUT I'M NOT MAD AT 'EM. THE NEXT OF THE FINAL 6
IS DREAMWEAVERS! Man: OH, YEAH! THEY ALWAYS SAID
THEY WERE GONNA WORK IT, BUT GUESS WHAT? THEY'RE
THE NEXT--CROWN AND GLORY! HOLD ON! HOLD ON!
UP NEXT, THE FIFTH TEAM IS... STYLES OF LIFE! AND THE LAST TEAM TO MOVE UP
TO THE FANTASY ISLAND ROUND... IS NONE OTHER BUT ANGELLE'S! OH! WHOO! [CHEERING] YEAH! Gianni: I TOLD
Y'ALL WE COULD DO THIS. WHOO! YES! YOU KNOW
YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! WHOO! FANTASY ISLAND! SOMETHING
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. I'VE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD. BEEN AT ALL THE SHOWS. SEEN 'EM ALL FOR MYSELF, BUT HANG ONTO YOUR SEATS AS WE ENTER OUR WORLD
OF FANTASY ISLAND! GO, DARK!
YEAH, YEAH! IT'S GALACTIC,
IT'S STELLAR, IT'S ZENITH. IT'S AN
ASTROLOGICAL PHENOMENON. IN FRONT, THE INCOMPARABLE
5-TIME REIGNING CHAMPION, HEADHUNTERS
OF BEVERLY HILLS. IT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD! [CHEERING] WELCOME TO
THE HAIR BATTLE ROYALE! Gable: OW! OW! OW! SHE'S BAD! YOU WANT
TO MAKE SOME NOISE! YOU GUYS WANT ME
TO SHUT THIS THING OFF? OWWW! OOH! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR HEADHUNTERS
OF BEVERLY HILLS. HEY, EVERYBODY! AAH! PEACHES! OW! WE GONNA WIN! UM...ANGIE? I AM SO SORRY. NANA WAS RIGHT...
ABOUT EVERYTHING. OH, PEACHES, I LOVE YOU.
I'M SO SORRY. I LOVE YOU, TOO.
HA HA! I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE HERE. ALL RIGHT, CHILD,
LET'S DO THIS. WE GOTTA WIN THIS. THAT'S AWESOME. JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT...I'M SORRY. IT WAS NOT THE WAY
IT LOOKED, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. CLIFF, THERE'S NO NEED
TO APOLOGIZE. OK. WE WERE FRIENDS AND WE STILL
ARE FRIENDS, OK? I MEAN,
LET'S BE HONEST. YOU WANTED THE SKINNY ONE
FROM THE BEGINNING ANYWAY. I WAS JUST
A NICE SEXY FLY-- OOH! OOH! WOW! OH! Drake: DAMN! THINK SHE GOT
A BREATH THIS TIME? OOH, WHEN YOU
CALL ME BIG PAPA... OK--OK, PLAYER... MMM--HA HA HA! OK, Y'ALL... DRAKE, YOU NEED TO GO
GET THE GIRL. GIANNI, I NEED YOU
TO GET THE PRODUCTS, TIFFANY, GO GET THE 2 GUYS. SIMONE, I NEED YOU
TO LIGHT SOME CANDLES AND PRAY AND DO
YOUR MOTHER EARTH STUFF. JUN NI, JUST
PLAY WITH BRIAN. SISTER, WE GOT THIS. OOH! OK. LET'S DO THIS. Tiffany: WE GONNA WIN! YOU! YEAH! WHASSUP, WHASSUP, WHASSUP,
WHASSUP, WHASSUP? ♪ DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? ♪ OH, MY GOSH, THEY'RE AT
THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA! I FEEL LIKE SWIMMIN' NOW. WAIT A MINUTE! I KNOW SHE NOT LOOKIN' AT
HERSELF IN THE SEA SHELL. I'M LOOKIN' AT PINK HAIR, WHITE HAIR,
SEA SHELLS BY THE SEA SHORE. I'M LOOKIN' AT
A MULTICOLORED MERMAID. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THAT DIVA AT THE RUNWAY! I'M LOOKING
AT IMMACULATE MAKEUP AND I SEE SOME SEAWEED!
HA HA HA! NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR HAIR...AFFAIR! YEAH! [CHEERING] I AM OVERWHELMED! NOWHERE IN THIS WORLD HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING
QUITE LIKE THIS. REPRESENTING
THE BIG CITY OF DREAMS... DREAMWEAVERS! SHOW US
WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH! [CHEERING] OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! LADIES, WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW IS ALL MADE BY BRAIDS! AND IF YOU LOOK REAL CLOSE, YOU'LL SEE A MONTE CARLO,
A ROLLS-ROYCE, A PORSCHE, AND THE CARS
ARE ON THE BRIDGE! DREAMWEAVERS! OHH, MY GOD! WHOO! WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, GIRL? NEVER SEEN
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HANG ONTO YOUR SEATS, PRESENTING ALL THE WAY
FROM THE DIRTY SOUTH, CROWN AND GLORY! [RUMBLING] HAVE THEY WOKE UP THE QUEEN?
HAVE THEY WOKE UP THE QUEEN? AHH! [MUSIC PLAYING] OWW! IS THAT NOT WALKING THE DEAD
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? CLAP IF
YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE! MAKE SOME NOISE! CROWN...AND...GLORY! AND NOW, THE NEWCOMER,
THE FIRST-YEAR ENTRANT, ANGELLE OF BEVERLY HILLS! [ROARING] [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] STRONG...FIERCE...SEXY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND NOW,
THE NEWCOMER'S FIRST ENTRY, CLAP FOR ANGELLE
OF BEVERLY HILLS! MAKE SOME NOISE, SOMEBODY! YOU NEVER SEEN
NOTHING QUITE LIKE THIS! SHE'S
THE QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE! [ROARS] [YOWLS] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FIRST-TIMER,
ANGELLE OF BEVERLY HILLS! [ROARS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR ANGELLE OF BEVERLY HILLS! YES! YES! [SIGHS] THEY'VE WAITED ALL YEAR
FOR THIS PARTICULAR DAY. NOW, FOR THE MOMENT
THAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING ON, IN THIRD PLACE... CROWN AND GLORY! HA HA HA! THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE
THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE. CROWN AND GLORY WITH
THEIR UNIQUE EGYPTIAN THEME! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. CROWN AND GLORY! NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
WAITING ON THIS ALL NIGHT. BUT GUESS WHAT?
IN SECOND PLACE, WE HAVE... HEADHUNTERS! WHAT? WHAT? YES! Marcella:
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT. AH! I DON'T DO
SECOND PLACE. OK, GIVE IT TO ME.
GODDAMN! CONGRATULATIONS,
ASTROLOGICAL PHENOMENON. GUESS WHAT?
THAT WAS...HEADHUNTERS. [BOOING] DON'T HATE THE PLAYER. NOW, LET ME LET YOU
KNOW SOMETHING-- THIS IS WHAT WE'VE
BEEN WAITIN' ON. OUR WINNER FOR
THE ROYALE BATTLE HERE-- NOT TO BE TOYED WITH,
NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH, CAME STRONG
AND KEPT IT COMING, THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S
HAIR BATTLE ROYALE IS ANGELLE'S! [ALL SCREAMING] AAH! YES! ANGELLE'S
FROM BEVERLY HILLS! PEACHES, COME ON!
IT'S OUR MOMENT! YOU KNOW WHAT, SIS?
THIS IS<i> YOUR</i> MOMENT. I LOVE YOU, ANGELLE. PEACHES, I LOVE YOU. BUT I COULDN'T HAVE
DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU. THIS IS<i> OUR</i> MOMENT. NOW COME ON. YEAH! YEAH! GET DOWN, GIRL.
GET DOWN! Peaches: WHOO!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHOOOOO! YES, SWEETHEART!
WE DID IT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GIVING YOU... ANGELLE'S! WHOO! YEAH! YEAH! YES! MWAH! MWAH! WHOO! WHOO! YES! YES! [MUSIC ENDS] [NEW SONG BEGINS] ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ THIS ONE'S GOING OUT TO ♪ ♪ ALL THE LADIES
LISTENING TO THIS RECORD ♪ [ALL CHATTERING] ♪ ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE ♪ ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO HOLD ♪ ♪ GIRL, YOU NEED
SOMEONE LIKE ME ♪ ♪ ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE ♪ ♪ TO SHOW YOU REAL LOVE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO HOLD ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO SHARE WITH ♪ ♪ ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE... ♪ CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NEW LINE HOME ENTERTAINMENT CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ YOU NEED SOMEONE,
OH, BABY ♪ ♪ GIRL, I'M THAT SOMEONE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO HOLD ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO SHARE WITH ♪ ♪ I MET YOU IN CALI ♪ ♪ BUT HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN TO BOSTON? ♪ ♪ LET'S TRAVEL THE WORLD,
I KNOW YOU DON'T GET OUT OFTEN ♪ ♪ MONEY'S TIGHT,
AND IT BE COSTIN' ♪ ♪ BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE LIFE
TO LIVE, AND I'M FALLIN' ♪ ♪ IT GETS LONELY,
WANNA MAKE YOU MY ONE AND ONLY ♪ ♪ MY ONLY, THE ONLY ONE
THAT COULD CONTROL ME ♪ ♪ WHEN NO ONE ELSE CAN ♪ ♪ WHEN DUDES STEP OUT OF LINE,
YOU WHISPER IN MY EAR ♪ ♪ GIVE ME SOMETHIN' TO LIVE FOR,
'CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A CARE ♪ ♪ IN THE KITCHEN,
YOU CAN HOOK A STEAK UP ♪ ♪ YOU LOOKIN' GOOD
WITHOUT ALL THAT MAKE-UP ♪ ♪ HIT THE GYM EVERY DAY
JUST TO KEEP THE SHAPE UP ♪ ♪ IF I'M DREAMIN',
I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP ♪ ♪ NO, NO ♪ ♪ SHORTY ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
HURT BEFORE ♪ ♪ AND I KNOW YOUR HEART
IS SORE ♪ ♪ YOU DON'T WANT
TO HURT NO MORE ♪ ♪ YOU NEED TO START OVER ♪ ♪ MY WAY ♪ ♪ LET ME MAKE IT
BETTER, BABE ♪ ♪ LET ME LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE ♪ ♪ ALL YOU NEED
IS LOVE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO HOLD ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO TRUST ♪ ♪ AND I GOT IT, BABY ♪ ♪ ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE ♪ ♪ YOU NEED
SOMEONE KISS YOU ♪ ♪ HOLD YOU TIGHT ♪ ♪ MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ YOU NEED SOMEONE,
OH, BABY ♪ ♪ GIRL,
I'M THAT SOMEONE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO HOLD ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO SHARE WITH ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU,
BABY ♪ [NEW SONG BEGINS] ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR ♪ ♪ WAVE 'EM ALL AROUND
LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ DON'T POP THAT COLLAR ♪ ♪ STRUT THAT THING
LIKE A CATWALK MODEL ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ WE GONNA GET GHETTO ♪ ♪ SMASH HEAVY METAL,
KICK OFF YOUR STILETTOS ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ TO THE BAR, GET TIPSY ♪ ♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS,
ALL Y'ALL WITH ME? ♪ ♪ YOU CAN FIND ME IN A CLUB,
LOOKIN' FOR A THUG ♪ ♪ HARD YOUNG DUDE,
I'M ALLERGIC TO THE SCRUBS ♪ ♪ HA-CHOO,
PLAYER, BACK IT ON UP ♪ ♪ TOUCH THE WRONG THING,
GET SMACKED ON UP ♪ ♪ HUH, I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO KEEP MY COOL ♪ ♪ DON'T GET IT TWISTED,
BUDDY ♪ ♪ I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO KEEP MY COOL ♪ ♪ USING MY DEVILISH LOOK
AS A TOOL ♪ ♪ PENELOPE TO REDBONE,
DON'T LOSE ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR ♪ ♪ WAVE 'EM ALL AROUND
LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ DON'T POP THAT COLLAR ♪ ♪ STRUT THAT THING
LIKE A CATWALK MODEL ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ WE GONNA GET GHETTO ♪ ♪ SMASH HEAVY METAL,
KICK OFF YOUR STILETTOS ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ TO THE BAR,
GET TIPSY ♪ ♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS,
ALL Y'ALL WITH ME? ♪ ♪ LADIES, HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ TAKE YOUR STANCE
AND WORK YOUR POSE ♪ ♪ TAKE IT TO THE FLOOR ♪ ♪ SHAKE THAT ASS,
GET, GET UP, MOVE ♪ ♪ FELLAS, PLAY YOUR ROLE ♪ ♪ GET UP, MOVE,
GET, GET UP, MOVE ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY
DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪ ♪ COME ON, MOVE ♪ ♪ LADIES, HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ TAKE YOUR STANCE
AND WORK YOUR POSE ♪ ♪ TAKE IT TO THE FLOOR ♪ ♪ SHAKE THAT ASS,
GET, GET UP, MOVE ♪ ♪ FELLAS, PLAY YOUR ROLE ♪ ♪ GET UP, MOVE,
GET, GET UP, MOVE ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY
DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪ ♪ COME ON, MOVE ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR ♪ ♪ WAVE 'EM ALL AROUND
LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ DON'T POP THAT COLLAR ♪ ♪ STRUT THAT THING
LIKE A CATWALK MODEL ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ WE GONNA GET GHETTO ♪ ♪ SMASH HEAVY METAL,
KICK OFF YOUR STILETTOS ♪ ♪ LADIES ♪ ♪ TO THE BAR, GET TIPSY ♪ ♪ CAN I GET A WITNESS,
ARE Y'ALL WITH ME? ♪ [NEW SONG BEGINS] ♪ NOW, SOFTLY,
LET'S GO, COME ON ♪ ♪ WHOO, UH ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ YEAH, I LIKE THIS ♪ ♪ FOR MY HAIR SHOW,
COME ON, WHOO ♪ ♪ SILLY BOY, SO, BOY ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT I GOTTA DO ♪ ♪ I HEAR WHAT YOU SAYIN',
I SEE WHAT YOU SAYIN' ♪ ♪ TRUE PLAYER,
I'M A PLAYER ♪ ♪ GET THIS PARTY PUMPIN' ♪ ♪ WANNA GIVE IT ALL TO YOU ♪ ♪ TO YOU ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ THAT NIGHT YOU SAID ♪ ♪ I LIKE IT WHEN
YOUR HAIR'S WHIPPED UP ♪ ♪ START OFF STRAIGHT,
THEN THE WATER MAKE IT CURL UP ♪ ♪ SO THERE'S A TOWEL,
WEAR IT WITH A PONYTAIL ♪ ♪ IN A BRAID,
WHATEVER YOU DO ♪ ♪ I'M OK WITH IT ♪ ♪ YOUR SHOES ALWAYS
MATCHIN' YOUR PURSE ♪ ♪ WITH JEANS TIGHT ENOUGH
TO SEE THAT BACK WORK ♪ ♪ YOUR WALK IS CRAZY,
YOUR HIPS AMAZE ME ♪ ♪ THE WAY THEY SWAY,
OH, SO GRACEFULLY ♪ ♪ NAILS DONE,
NO ACRYLIC, NO ♪ ♪ FEET LOOK DAMN NEAR
GOOD ENOUGH TO LICK IT ♪ ♪ YOU DON'T TALK MUCH,
BUT WHEN YOU SPEAK, YOU HEARD ♪ ♪ YOUR STYLE
IS WHAT I PREFER ♪ ♪ SMALL IN STATURE,
STILL ABLE TO CAPTURE ♪ ♪ THE ATTENTION OF MOST,
COAST TO COAST ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU FINE,
I GOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪ ♪ BUT FOR NOW,
YOU CAN TAKE THE LEAD, YEAH ♪ ♪ SILLY BOY... ♪ ♪ WHAT'S THAT? ♪ ♪ TELL ME
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ♪ ♪ I HEAR WHAT YOU SAYIN',
I SEE WHAT YOU SAYIN' ♪ ♪ TRUE PLAYER,
I'M A PLAYER ♪ ♪ GET THIS PARTY PUMPIN' ♪ ♪ WANNA GIVE IT ALL TO YOU ♪ ♪ GIVE IT ALL
TO YOU ♪ ♪ YEAH, TAKE IT
TO THE BRIDGE ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU WALK
AND TALK, BOY ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU MAKE
TRAFFIC STOP, BOY ♪ ♪ I LIKE THE THINGS
YOU SAY, BOY ♪ ♪ WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE ME YOUR GIRL? ♪ ♪ I LIKE YOU,
TOO, BABY ♪ ♪ IT'S JUST SOMETHIN'
ABOUT YOU ♪ ♪ THAT MAKES ME
FEEL THIS WAY ♪ ♪ I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ♪ ♪ WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE ME YOUR GIRL? ♪ ♪ SILLY BOY... ♪ ♪ I WANT TO KNOW,
I WANT TO KNOW ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT
I GOTTA DO ♪ ♪ I HEAR WHAT YOU SAYIN',
I SEE WHAT YOU SAYIN' ♪ ♪ TRUE PLAYER,
I'M A PLAYER ♪ ♪ GET THIS PARTY PUMPIN' ♪ ♪ WANNA GIVE IT ALL TO YOU ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW I LIKE
YOUR STYLE ♪ ♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING ♪ ♪ WHAT I NEED Y'ALL
TO DO RIGHT NOW-- ♪ ♪ I JUST NEED Y'ALL
TO GROOVE WITH ME ♪ ♪ COME ON, UH ♪ ♪ I LIKE YOUR STYLE ♪ ♪ MO'NIQUE, BABY ♪ ♪ I SEE YOU DOING THAT
LITTLE BEYONCé DANCE ♪ ♪ YOU GOTTA GROOVE WITH ME
ON THIS ONE, MO'NIQUE ♪ ♪ OHH, UH, YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE YOUR STYLE ♪ ♪ OH, I LIKE THAT,
I LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ I LIKE HOW YOU DO IT.
MOVE IT ♪ ♪ GO, MOVE THAT
LITTLE CHAIR YOU GOT ♪ ♪ HA HA HA! YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE YOUR STYLE ♪ ♪ I LIKE YOUR STYLE ♪
