moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Dec 15th, 2018 [Soulcalibur VI]

[Music] that most certainly did not work that spamming streaming thing did nothing I just happen to have been here pretty much the whole time just doing something else well hello there everyone the [ __ ] pre-screening tickets here to the SCS pre-notification your hair looks ruffled yeah I just took a shower I think it looks cool this way I think this is when it looks the best how's it going vacatio appreciate the resub samurai strudel [Music] yeah I'm excited to see the metal you got to make sure you get into the lobbies early same rules as last week I'll close it down after like four rounds start it again looks like everyone's done some homework making new characters from the sound of things what's Joe Baca poppin the classic [ __ ] classic hello everyone see now here comes the the notification squad it's that magical time of the week again do i watch Sonic porn no I haven't seen any I've never doubled [Music] I saw you on the trihard snapchat story what's that mean welcome aboard wrath Alchemist thanks for the resub john the fisherman i am in lucius 3 why how did you find me if you have any clips of any streamers reacting to my character and Lucius 3 please drop them in the chat I'd love to see them I'm compiling a list while a collage actually resub Sammy [Music] am i familiar with the art of torch farting I'm not welcome Jake I'm ready for the dimmadome saga to continue I hear they don't have anymore that's the rumor welcome I'm you - thanks for the recept rude popping off baby this is what you love to see on here alright I think I've given everyone ample time to trickle in here to join the room sorry you had a bad day man hope tomorrow is better for you I never tried the pin of the shot glass again the stage of history who I've made one new character I was gonna make more but I couldn't really think of other characters that could make in a short amount of time so I made a another really low effort one I mean there's there's clear potential here a lot of thought and creativity went into this piece the nipple demon I think it could be the next big fighter but that's just me maybe I'm biased good lord does that Rani Ferran of Lordran I must have she he changed his name there's a throwback to early Soul Calibur Saturdays days days Lord Iran welcome max gamer and very clever [ __ ] popping off the nipples on nipple demon looked like a bullet hell like a bullet hell game I've got to relearn this game hmm Jesus my god him from Powerpuff Girls we've already seen him welcome Kanye's cousin classic combo outplayed what that's [ __ ] what a start baby appreciate the gifts of soggy Galax I appreciate that man thank you for the sub in that [ __ ] bored of ass special already tape is a lovely area I hope you enjoyed your time in it I mean I'm not like the mayor of tamp or anything but I'm proud of my city a lot of meth bath salts pretty much anything any boy could launch of history retold appreciate the gifts of venom good [ __ ] kids tonight goddamn putting up some big-boy numbers welcome you'll say this isn't the same this names different now so this doesn't have the same effect anymore now it just looks like we both see I'm not impressed now now that it's not attributed to the Lord or on classic monopoly man it's a bit of a throwback thanks for the gifts a bad guy welcome d12 Scorch i did voice acting lucius 3 did you see a streamer plate and if so can you send me a clip I want to compile everyone's shock and on my beautiful voice acting of course I'm always up to play with cry am I officially a Jigglypuff main yes I'm unstoppable Jigglypuff so yeah monopoly man doesn't have a monocle I think he started with it but I guess it must have got knocked off no he still has a monocle but not love Napoli mans popping off now he's buying up all the property hopes not getting sent to jail [ __ ] am i excited for Avengers in-game I am I made one new character yeah am I playing read that online nope [Music] I'm excited to see them lone wolf welcome steal your batch and cast the soldier [ __ ] yeah oh it's bony baloney again haven't seen him in a long time will I ever make mermaidman and barnacleboy if I can remember to did I watch any of the dead man finals I watched like 20 minutes of it about something like that not a substantial amount but a little bit welcome to the stage of hey yeah Congrats on finishing grad school Brendon good [ __ ] man I see everything Matthew I can't lose I like that guy in the last who the [ __ ] is hot it's fetish emo it's a [ __ ] of bit off that looks like a cartoonish it looks like a Netflix cartoon adaptation of fetish emo like toned down on the fetishism welcome Brooke and daddy issues double-oh-seven which is a tracks oops I have to get used to it being not a we switch or Nintendo switch inquisitors characters are pretty boring now since they're not attributed to Lord Iran I'm really pulling for petition mo here what a shame goddamnit a classic Umbra welcome poon donger what are you playing Soul Calibur 6 on PC you're at a Christmas party watching that's a Power Move right there sorry about sorry to hear you failed the class man you'll do better next time welcome Chekhov the monopoly man never had a monocle [Music] I guess that would make sense I'm praying for page waster inquisitors character to [ __ ] throw is there really really uninteresting welcome sergeant in the frogs do you remember your fattest nuts there's never been a time where like emptied the tank and was like blown away by the volume or anything at least not that I can remember felt like turnip man on the Left there's spray cheese Eddie's brother okay good he's gotten more than just the the throw away Lord Ron's now we're getting somewhere no no ice and that is definitely spray cheese now I [ __ ] see it now I get it Oh baby I look like your uncle before prison that's so sweet man come sit on my lap I could be real uncle tell me what you want for christmas god damn Eddie's brother does not like spray-cheese prefers the real thing straight from the cows [ __ ] do I remember my favorite porno ya can never forget Jesus Christ did I get the new soldier boy console I was going to I thought that'd be a ha ha good joke to own that best shits [ __ ] expensive man I'm not gonna pay like $200 for a [ __ ] calculator basically welcome to the stage of history retold yeah wait for this Soulja Boy console part two that's true I'll probably release that with the new Soulja Boy crank that is this game actually fun as a fighting game I don't know I don't recognize either is this Alucard vs. fetish night Setzer and death guard yeah I don't know either one this just looks like an anime showdown from like a throwaway CGI anime what's my favorite kind of soup cream of chicken and wild rice from Panera I don't remember what your old account was I'm sorry Dios appreciate it man the bearded dragon now sounds extremely familiar Setzer's from Final Fantasy it's definitely not Final Fantasy 10 it'd have to be like final fantasy 12 or Final Fantasy 6 and below yeah Final Fantasy 6 one of the best characters so far tonight oh it's a rough start I'd give it to spray cheese do I like my women like I like my rice what creamy I feel like I joined rank games with this yeah yeah just warming up with the good creations I'm assuming appreciate it the street penguin and don't don't feel bad Lordaeron is very very powerful [Music] do I like my women like I like my Alabama what incest [ __ ] my sister don't like my women [ __ ] my sister I don't know I don't have a sister and on a hide feel about it probably wouldn't like a bunch of history we told my days been alright Ranson hope your days been well man hi Marley Oh Muriel that really is Rani Ferren Muriel verse Rudolf a [ __ ] yeah well okay craze Santa so I guess Santa ripped off Rudolph's head and is now wearing it like a [ __ ] trophy what a beautiful Halloween costume from Santa welcome thrash Lord that truly does resemble a crazed Santa Krampus got the better of him this year this series not delivering any presents to good boys and girls he's only delivering coal and pig's blood Oh baby appreciate the five gift subs Ranson thank you man dead grandmas getting run over by a reindeer what a what a beautiful dad joke right there I like that I have a lot of respect to that one hmm goddamn do I miss the favorite fortnight aah clicking revolvers I mean I guess a little bit I don't really play a whole lot of fortnight anymore so many other games came out recently I just haven't hopped on in a long time how's the monkey nut business just broke 450k monkey nuts today [Music] begins with a k' silly-willy begins with a k' welcome to your old year old usernames began with a k' I'm not sure man that's that's not a huge hint I feel bad I'm sorry how bad fo your darts smell does that mean how how bad fo your darts smell I don't know I don't know I haven't smelt darts in a long time I haven't played darts in a while I guess I see the guy who donated 30 Cade now his name began with a u that was Aurora oh how bad do your farts smell okay not bad they're pretty odorless for the most part here comes the classic Soul Calibur experience there it is god forbid they ever fix that issue amen my god and we didn't get to experience it I'm really enjoying smash ultimate I think it's really really good if they fix the issue would it really be soul calibur anymore and then it'd almost be like a functional game can't have that that took almost no time at all we immediately got into a DC I don't know if I could beat him with plank our o'seas allowed on SCS yeah yeah they're as always are not like super dull ones a good gaming desk that is currently cheap what the [ __ ] is a gaming desk rather what is the difference between a gaming desk and a normal desk does it have like RGB and only a heartbeat sensor did I voice acting Lucius 3 you goddamn right I did it comes with Doritos stains yeah it ships that way they have premature ejaculate on the surface as well how's it going dude dad I don't go to conventions no not usually and looks like who the [ __ ] putting up a fight right now unfortunately we can't see it most painful injury urethral swab not exactly an injury it was a STD test that a urologist so not an injury but God that was extraordinarily painful I'm also pretty sure inquisitors out of new characters because he chose Eddie's brother again so we'll have to step that he'll have to leave the lobby if he is up did any jag xmod contact you about monkey nuts inflation they sent me an email saying it was really cool chronics okay alright and then you had the bearded dragon okay I remember that why'd you change your name I'm sorry I didn't remember him in what's my favorite word it's hard to say yeah you waited a week for nipple Beeman yeah that's that's what I cooked up for yeah you're welcome I know lived up to the hype it reminds me of my ex a nipple demon have I ever tried to slip my finger up my ass just to try it no anytime that's happened has been purely accidental with like a toilet paper ripich while wiping it's never been like a planned thing so maybe like the shock of it going up my butthole was enough to make me not like it but it's not something I'm interested in I did make nipple diamond today I know it looks like I put weeks and weeks into the creation but it was actually only a few minutes yeah how the [ __ ] is that fight still going on favorite kind of tea is green tea Jesus Christ is a new Soul Calibur glitch there's no way that fights still going on they settled their differences it's it's literally only 60 seconds it can't go past 60 seconds it's it's impossible that this round is still going on that's very sweet Jack under the stream there's a place to do that if you want [Music] alright I'll reload the lobby that was quick I'm gonna assume that was a new Soul Calibur glitch alright let's Rumble what a start so calibers Network really popping off welcome to the stage of history the fight Justin did really well live and learn I don't think we've seen a beef testosterone yet what the [ __ ] is that how the [ __ ] is Seth is that more Final Fantasy [ __ ] god dammit we need better creations in that this is not what SCS is about this low-effort nonsense excuse me pal demon though while it may look low effort on the surface there is hours upon hours of fine-tuned crafting I was like a blacksmith like a Japanese swordsmith folding over my nipples one at a time making them stronger until finally nipple demon came to fruition crest I know nothing about this moveset but it's working I appreciate it man I won't forget [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do I do all that jumping I like the jumping moves from this move set but I don't know how to use it is it cold out or is it just nipple demon hmm what now I can't block that that will do it I play Mortal Kombat's and I didn't like it nearly as much as Mortal Kombat 9 well Jack I read your name first but thank you jack favorite character in the new smash I have to really think about it I'm not sure welcome wake wake wake shimma konami told nailed it what am I gonna play toontown on the stream probably never doesn't sound super fun time to prove my strength ooh baby Peter Griffin and sad samurai well I think Peter Griffin's got this one hands down welcome mostly harmless leaves well you haven't missed much yet moist in fact you've missed nothing but now you get to see Peter Griffin and all of his glory Oh what the [ __ ] kind of combo is that [ __ ] right there that's that rock lobster mmm I like that move right there from sad samurai Wow the outplay god damn rest in peace Peter Griffin poof unlucky Oh Peter Griffin earned that one fair and square we already knew Seth MacFarlane can do no wrong he's a goddamn genius that's a solid Peter Griffin right there now I'll have 50 flashbacks yeah I know two bees coming out soon appreciate the resub Joe history retold amen ain't that the [ __ ] truth man the power of subbing Chris this man has made the whole family guy cast plain dull kind of boring ass [ __ ] is plain dull ho my name is poetic for Chris like a waifu pillow to [ __ ] but god damn it you expect more from SCS it's blood-borne welcome civil do my best Peter impression that's not happening Jesus or haste I was brutal welcome slum salad [Music] what's my most anticipated game of 2019 probably neo to let it come back there's something about fat characters in this game that always make the shirt come off happens with Carl Weiser all the time - oh I see so ok different guy just playing along I feel you my days I read chronic so a few days going well I got super confused for a second you just got home from Japan oh oh Chris just got home from Japan Jesus I'm definitely not gonna make a weeb character that is not me I only make red blooded American patriots as fighters characters that you can look up to as heroes that's what I make not weeb trash I can't lose hmm what a beautiful minion I have no idea who the guy on the right is Chris Hanson again perhaps Chris Hanson is using a minion to lure out child predators maybe this is telling a story Oh Phoenix right okay you really like the Phoenix right well I'm pulling for anything but the minions baby welcome aboard strict strict Sicily Oh nailed it phoenix wright has an objection he [ __ ] hates the minions welcome Nick Shepard starting to lag already can we have a smash Sunday I'm prong I can a dedicated like a schedule day for it but I plan on playing quite a bit of smash I really enjoy it my god Phoenix right taking him to court holy [ __ ] oh it's brutal can i replicate the execs dancing you do all masturbating uh-huh no that's a secret between God and me welcome to the stage of history retold hmm Sammis verse Chuckie Finster all grown up Oh Dexter that's actually a really cool Dexter about to kick Samus out of his laboratory I like the Dexter a lot hmm a lemur has been on here yeah we've seen an Oliver in here Ollie mine is no longer my main though it's a Jigglypuff if you tuned in last night you'll see why I was unstoppable oh there's the omelette du fromage Oh baby [Music] Jigglypuff is EFT here I completely disagree according to what tier list I heard jiggly part I saw Jigglypuff is like mid tier from what gets shared on Twitter oh that's not samus that's Mandark in disguise he's stealing Dexter's [ __ ] [ __ ] the better charlie fair enough I respect that I haven't played any other switch games besides smashed non ideality level is 69 [Music] I mean yet I don't really care about tear list but I thought Jigglypuff was mid-tier welcome to the stage I'm curious I'm looking it up all right let's see the first tier list that comes up is from a week ago so that can't be accurate zero and leffen release updated smashed tears I'll look at that in a second appreciate the resub see more movies ash flexsim and cloud well I I can't say I really see cloud too much in that one at least with ash flex oh my the colors are there the muscles are there he's got to catch all the gains with cloud it just looks like a school boy found like an old set of armor appreciate that Strix [ __ ] yeah man Wow super wholesome Jimmy appreciate the kind words man welcome roto nuns its PC it's it's no console I forgot to look at the peerless we'll just go to the first one I'll check that out to the round dim oh [ __ ] ash flex him with that one hell of a move have I tried brawl stars no almost yep we recorded that in few days kitsune the 17 well I was a rough round for ash flexing brawl stars is just a shitty smash bros yeah ash flexsim can't rock it like Weezer well it's that's supercool Google well they're they're running a scam website as the top result [ __ ] ya Google welcome to the stage of history either way I saw Jigglypuff who's mid-tier now my phone's been infected let's show them how to use that moveset Jay Clarkson who are these like a like absurdist people I haven't heard of half the [ __ ] we've seen tonight Jeremy Clarkson who's I never watched Top Gear [ __ ] [Music] classic Carl Weezer [ __ ] appreciate the resub oh I'm lucky well that's a shame thank you drag I also believe in Luisi there it is goddamnit that [ __ ] move right there it's just so goddamn silly I hate that one well I should have seen that coming [Music] Jeremy Clarkson got top gear can because he insulted one of the producers what an alpha male welcome to the stage of history retold he punched the producer what an alpha male Robbie rotten and obi-wan Kenobi on his day off damn OE ones got some huge eyes that's some like kawaii anime [ __ ] right there anime loving Obi one our ham and who the [ __ ] is that Top Gear we's machines shirt stayed on so that's aw in my book that's true yeah I guess I sure did stay on that's got to count for something gotta love Top Gear brain for Robby got to him oh this is disgusting do I like eggnog I don't think I've ever actually had real eggnog have we seen a Darth Vader I really don't know we've seen so much [ __ ] I'm sure we probably have we saw Bader yeah there we go that sounds about right I haven't even seen half of these moves from this move set this guy is unfuckin stoppable welcome aboard caffeinated red fox [Music] huh I guess we're not gonna see any more Top Gear what a shame welcome to the stage of history retold what shampoo do I use on my beard none I probably should I just let the shampoo from my hair get in then I rub that in and wash that off I don't use like a specific thing for my beard welcome aboard chopper 43 she ate the reset hooks I've tried beard shampoo all of it just left my beard so incredibly dry I've tried like four or five different brands and they all just make my beard incredibly dry Dorf and saya does anyone recognize these to appreciate the reseller tato slayer offered to the gods of its deathly chance its anime [ __ ] okay I'll be right back then now take victory goes together the battle is over show respect for the quality of art so brave [Music] welcome to the stage of history retold perfect timing shad hog and cook I'm guessing these are both o'seas appreciate the resub some bro son bro lair welcome aboard co-ed ballers Frankia thanks for every sub Yankees I actually just took a pee-pee I adjusted that so both of these things Oh see does anyone know some low effort Oh see I had expect more shadow the hedgehog that's Shadow the Hedgehog and why wouldn't you at least put on light there's a literal like furry head like a mascot head for furries in this game I had no idea that was Shadow the Hedgehog I mean I see it now that's very clearly Shadow the Hedgehog see he even using the same weaponry as Shadow the Hedgehog getting a little sneak preview of the live-action shadow from the upcoming Sonic movie [Music] sleep well Rhoda use goose fat in your beard okay well let's calm down there Viking I don't know about that one that sounds like a questionable beard moisturizer who the time to be comes out on Tuesday I heard from chat I believe it victory [Music] hm have I ever electrocuted myself on accident oh well not to uh Rick and Morty Wubba lubba dub dub on you're too hard but that's it's not correct at all you're using the word wrong it's not electrocuting yourself electrocution implies you died from shock so what you're looking for is have you ever shocked yourself on accident yikes and the answer is yeah of course oh here we go now this is definitely some sonic [ __ ] oh it's cuphead in the brain the brain hog and Cup had the hedgehog I was right nailed it appreciate the resub Stegosaurus warriors crossed swords beneath the days of the ancient gods should have been cuphead verse mug man that would've been nice oh it's actually a really cool cup head I said that's super good actually [ __ ] yeah well Jesus the brains giving him no room to breathe the brain is certainly stronger without pinky wagging and down holy [ __ ] cuphead would be a great addition to smash that wouldn't happen but I think you would be a good fit for sure these nuts is a timeless meme don't at me turn up and you can like whatever bad memes you want to like well that guy knows exactly what he's doing with the brain the battle is over [Music] okay game time let's get serious welcome to the stage let's just bring outpost Malone for an easy one hmm she won't bomb is the most broken item in cuphead I don't remember that being the case is that dark pit it's not even smashed night nightmare moveset baby Oh God you gotta love that move set Jesus Christ [ __ ] post of alone just throwing him out [ __ ] desperation alt I understand Oh Oh it's too [ __ ] easy good that [ __ ] is ridiculous just look at post Malone really just [ __ ] feeling himself up there he's better now your birthday is on Monday happy early birthday men I hope you got a whole bunch of good flashlights and toys and yugioh cars in such a stage of history retold let's get out some Anthony Sullivan does that feel swift again I can't quite tell it's either Phil Swift or like a coffee shop employee that's just a little too friendly yeah it's Phil Swift we've already we've already fought chills Phillip Swift the fur Oh got in oh god I can't [ __ ] do anything there we go Jesus Christ there we go I do that every time Oh gotcha oh alright I mean you didn't need to alt why why do the alts yeah Philip Swift is not that fat not even close [Music] Phil Swift versus Billy Mays welcome not gonna happen now we can't use Phil Swift only new characters tetras a little over a year old I probably won't create any characters on stream probably not just because it always ends with the the hardest backseat gaming yelling of all time people that don't even know how to customization works add two more accessories that way you can have twenty when there's like a three cap it's just it's frustrating and assuming James May is top gear I know I know that episode that's the fish sticks thing I remember that victory Drake is wack oh my god Jesus James it was just a boy welcome aboard a pod 17 that looks like game to me there it is don't talk about rap when you don't know much oh Jesus oh my god I didn't mean to offend you I haven't yeah you're right I haven't read La the history books I haven't brushed up on every single form of rap chrome good lord I'm super sorry [ __ ] six nine this and six nine that brother bless welcome to the stage of history retold yeah God he really put me in my place for sure yeah I'll huff yeah I have to do my prayers to Drake the savior of rap music I don't recognize either of these yeah we're gonna start cycling new room saison same rules as last week I don't know what Magna guards from nor do I know anything about tabatha is this The Witcher is that The Witcher music yep it is from Star Wars prequels don't recall the guard Grievous I want to see Grievous now I think Grievous could be a cool character for sure is there a character with forums we've seen someone make a Goro you can easily do it well easily probably being the wrong adjective but you can do it oh Jesus Christ Wow this man is made out of cellulite and muscle holy [ __ ] that ass right there is like the flattest piece of clay I've ever seen looks entirely made out of play-doh and wrinkles it's like an overcooked Chris our Thanksgiving turkey Jesus welcome to the stage of history let's get on the vodka coke grind on that drinking tonight [Music] is that undead Santa and come rag that's definitely come rag of a fan Oh Santa of course come rags looking nice today it's a fat load in there it doesn't look like a rag though like who has a blue rag like that that looks like one of those dentist things they put on you and you go to a dentist and they clip it on still I catch the spit and [ __ ] so some sick man came on one of those I guess a candy cane swords a nice touch on necromancy Santa oh my god his [ __ ] rag about to pull out the upset on the nightmare move set he's done it tapped right into his [ __ ] receptacles could be a washcloth who's gonna come on a washcloth well then I'm gonna guess you could say the same about one of the dentists bibs Jack bellyful patient yeah a real friendly dentist Oh No Wow holy [ __ ] there it is he's [ __ ] done it he beat the nightmare moveset you don't see that often lose welcome aboard plane Ben [Music] appreciate the resub heave Ahava Woodrow Wilson what a suggestion welcome to the stage of history retold yeah you got here during a big showdown Rex the title card fight is that guts verse woody the woodpecker what do the woodpeckers about to go in I feel it oh that woody the woodpecker is looking great anime stands no chance against them god the connection wants to drop so bad yeah we've seen JoJo's [ __ ] god this connection is it's having a hard time we're struggling now baby appreciate the resub Guyana can consume in welcome mr. jiggle titties I blame the Soul Calibur Network nothing I can do about that [ __ ] [ __ ] am I gonna do contact Soul Calibur tell them to stop [ __ ] it up there's a patch soon actually [ __ ] yeah only two months late I don't know how long the games been on probably not two months no thank you probably about two months now how long we've been doing SCS officially like three weeks unofficially probably about a month yeah it's probably been about two months I'm good hoax thank you you hold on to that mac and cheese October 19th almost 200 super close post me alone is the weekly post Malone pun yikes do them guys in Mortal Kombat 11 I don't believe it is that martian manhunter verse one of the monkeys from ape escape leave me post alone I remember that one oh it's a goldfish martian manhunter verse a goldfish a colony of battle cuts through the deathly silent God the [ __ ] connection martian manhunter came all this way to fight a [ __ ] goldfish on the world's worst internet connection it's just what the Justice League needed [Music] that's a good goldfish this snack doesn't smile back yeah [ __ ] yeah now that's a good line welcome er man appreciate the research you dumped yeah this week it's raccoon eggs next week will be alpha rad so next Thursday is raccoon eggs Thursday after that's Alpharetta martian manhunter finished that real quick he does not like goldfish [Music] I'm ready for action baby get me in there why owner in the age of history retold I'll throw in some more nipple diamond try and get used to the move set this is a much better angle for nipple diamond to be on nipple demon and Tarzan Oh a George of the jungle I was super close classic Brendan Fraser Brendan Fraser at his best Brendan Fraser and his prime is st earth modern Brendan Fraser is still a steer George George George of the jungle watch out for these nipples god damn it I suck with this [ __ ] move son hmm well I tried to mix them up there and by that I mean I'm just pressing buttons randomly whoo and it worked oh man oh man I hope you guys are enjoying the slideshow because this connection is really [ __ ] bad Jesus Soul Calibur this is a worse that's ever been easily [Music] yeah I just press buttons completely randomly there I'll take it nipple demon specialty [Music] my DDoS worked yeah thanks man welcome to the stage of history I'll throw in more nipple demon get used to the moose voice crack moveset I think it's a cool move set now to recognize here definitely anime I need to fill up my water - that is nipple demons first win yeah yeah that's that's animation isn't it alright let's hope the connection is an ass oh my god [ __ ] yep no clue what I'm doing but I'll take it Oh Oh what the [ __ ] I'll take it [Music] that's sad lost to a weave yeah [ __ ] sucks well at least I don't use my alts by that I mean I'll use an alt real quick [Music] Jesus mine does no damage yeah can you do it twice calculations baby no shame just when you thought nipple demon was out you [ __ ] fools oh the mix-up [ __ ] what why does that I thought are be the I forget what it's called I thought that was supposed to stop that looking the wrong way Oh God there it is well that's really the most alt you'll ever see in Soul Calibur it's [ __ ] embarrassing [Music] that Wiebe is a virgin most likely I don't know who Jason Alexander is I don't recognize that oh [ __ ] yeah amber you're in the mega mix now welcome to the stage of history retold she is from persona 4 very cool no consul devil puppy see men rich ollie yeah I was rough I didn't like that this will be a pleasure is that more persona slow Kira what the [ __ ] is that [Music] what is this awful goddamn weed [ __ ] I'm persona is weep [ __ ] they have persona anime accounts I'm gonna go fill up my water but I love persona 5 [Music] let me welcome Jules GB Jason Alexander is George Costanza from Seinfeld all right understood have I checked out the Devil May Cry demo yet God no it's on the Xbox I have an Xbox one that I've turned on maybe three times there's no reason to ever turn that machine on so I'm certainly not going to be doing it for a demo I'm not running is that sad samurai again if you're out of characters you got to leave make room to good Meg Griffin sad samurai only attacks with suicide so that's actually gonna be kind of cool Meg Griffin looking real nice today maybe needs to moisturize a bit though if sad same right does anything beside suicide I'm going to be very disappointed Jesus Christ I have no idea who Andy Josh or add Xia's but yeah I'll try and look at that movie I'll try and remember too well you went for it at least the battle is over show respect for the Hall [Music] Soulja Boy console is greater than all yeah I could totally see that seems like a lot of heart and passion went into that one welcome to the stage of history retold he really is releasing a part - wait what - the song of the console I'm assuming this song he just made the console what the [ __ ] now you gotta be kidding nope made made the console bubbles and Nerissa and I don't know Nerissa is and it's a pretty low effort bubbles you expect better that is no goddamn bubbles oh Lord [Music] well victory goes to the left bubbles from Powerpuff Girls I'm assuming would be my guess but you would never know that because it's not a lot of effort you expect more from SCS not usually wrecks Asian on poppy going at the movies I always pee before going into the movie though just in case sometimes I'll have to but not always [Music] well good [ __ ] links will be playing any runescape today no I'm probably not to be I'm just trying to grind out Slayer if anyone wants to give me ancestral robes or a rapier that would be super helpful those are the only best in slot I'm missing for Slayer and that eighty-three Slayer twelve levels to go you don't understand the there's so much that went into nipple diamond you just don't get it you just wouldn't understand Oh baby Rikishi I'm so tired of this [ __ ] weep [ __ ] please Rikishi stinkface her my god I don't know what has happened tonight I guess Japan's closed and now they've all flocked to Soul Calibur Saturdays I don't know why there's so much weep trash tonight it's an unreal amount and the lag to the weaves brought the lag with them holy Christ in the stream if we see more weeds yeah don't push me I'll [ __ ] cancel Soul Calibur Saturdays yeah I'm gonna make a new room in a minute I'll go through another rotation and then make a new one so other people can get in that that looks like Soul Calibur to me well I'm gonna tinkle I'll be right back is that a tent it to TP for my dog yeah ft automated welcome toge ik I have not seen the trailer for the new Godzilla that's a cute one Braff that's wholesome I like that one a lot what happened to the screen Soulcalibur kicked us out of spectate Rikishi failed on oh what a shame moist meter for mortal engines I'll post it tomorrow welcome to the stage oh yeah I saw it it's real [ __ ] stinky what a great concept though I mean the movies just not good it's a it's stinky this is some real stinky [ __ ] I don't I don't recognize them now looks like an overly friendly chemistry professor who I was like a thing for knives verse a young miss fowl perhaps Oh it's Louis for the [ __ ] is cheer it does anyone know cheer it blind guy from rogue one what a forgettable cast of characters and movie in general what why make us what make cheering I don't even remember him from the [ __ ] movie I know exactly you're talking about but I don't remember a single goddamn thing about him it's played by Donnie Yen and I love Donnie Yen and somehow they made Donnie Yen excruciating ly boring damn Lois Griffin popped off wasn't one of the characters in rogue one named Stardust or some [ __ ] I don't think it was named Stardust that's an old WWE wrestler but yeah I'm sure there was some dumbass name like that welcome to the stage of history retold oh I'm thinking gold dust I was thinking Jim Sterling's ster dust right ooh ski that's a nice-looking skeet right there going up against a heavily armored vampire man it's a boring one oh they forbid the name skeet that's a shame get him Umbra you've got this don't give up skeet would never give up Umbra all the big Mick thankies oh no this guy's working for taco shack stealing business from skeet and the mukbang key burgers rest in peace Mick Spanky's come on ski drop this sodium chloride on him it's not too late [Music] damn you almost had him that time Umbra oops [Music] welcome to don't worry I'm rub that much better it happen we strike it happens right I haven't played me mr. Krabs today who wins opera or Thanos good question what is this [ __ ] is this just OSI boobie queen and I guess it's not exactly OSI is just the queen of tits fair enough mr. krabs coming for boobie queen well good luck with your work penguin appreciate it man Oh baby no there it is boobie Queen meet penis Queen art King mr. Krabs come on mr. Krabs [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] man I'm playing really bad tonight I haven't played this in a week that's why [ __ ] I'm going to Hawaii penis between your tits [ __ ] [ __ ] your alt [ __ ] hate using alts and alt users you didn't expect it twice you want to play alt I'll play alts I genuinely do not like alts god damn it that's a shame appreciate the resub diggity spider-verse truly is [ __ ] great man bad you enjoyed it while you were studying the breast I was studying the claw like that Gyan stream or EDF at some point for sure I did do a moist meter for the new Halloween am i watching the Canucks game nope the bomberman appreciate the resub Nexon mm a stray red and king of evil well let's go can't say I'm all that impressed here [Music] ashtray read is a [ __ ] Gundam this is a Gundam what Gundam has a pair of tits on it why would why would any Gundam have that installed are you actually maybe they do I haven't seen Gundam in a long time in its anime they probably put robot tits on that [ __ ] too I got meadow in here for you he's in the lobby good [ __ ] I mean knowing anime that's probably the first thing they did when making the Gundams as they designed the mechanical tits and then the rest of the Gundam around the tips this s yes normally this we bish god see this is embarrassing no it's not we usually have some [ __ ] fangers I don't know what's going on tonight but it is truly embarrassing [Music] everyone must be saving the good [ __ ] for Christmas I won't be I won't be able to stream SCS next Saturday I won't be in town I have to make a 20 hour car ride up to Pennsylvania there and back yeah there won't be any SCS next Saturday not wine fly like a real man not happening I was thinking about just streaming the entire car right there and back so you guys can keep me awake and just do it in one shot save some [ __ ] trouble new room well meadow just got in not gonna do a new room yet welcome to the stage of history we told that doesn't sound safe Jesus I'm not gonna be filming myself just gonna set it up on like one of those uber type things yeah welcome super Steve mercenary Tao I don't recognize that Armstrong I know is from Metal Gear Rising we've already seen it Riley reads him someone's already made a really good Riley reading this is mercenary town from Dragon Ball it is Dragon Ball okay the rogue kind of gave me a hint why was a brutal combo you're wide open the greatest assassin in the indie world well that was absolutely brutal Pennsylvania [Music] he's from Dragon Ball GT is he really why would anyone make Dragon Ball GT [ __ ] I am Katie he's regular Dragon Ball okay what makes sense then welcome to the stage of history retold that's your we'll be going on the trip as well yep yep yep yep what are these boring [ __ ] characters god dammit holy Lord this is if this is your first SES I'm so [ __ ] sorry jojo's weep [ __ ] now god it hurts Aria from Game of Thrones I have no idea how to watch Game of Thrones welcome Jeff's nerds build I understand mightiest of beards you're not alone man I can do nothing but apologize God where are the dimmadome the the giant floating apples where's our modded characters at this is pathetic I appreciate it good [ __ ] don't worry about missing streams in oh you shaved your beard I'd always [ __ ] sucks always seems like a good idea in the moment in the second you shave it you hate it yeah what a comeback whoa god damn I'm not seeing sausage sausage party so I probably won't be making anything from it welcome Bilbo T Baggins when was the last time you fully shaving your beard three years ago I'd say yeah I'd probably say about three years ago it [ __ ] sucked welcome to the stage of history retold I've never shaved my legs is that Tommy was oh and then that's Bob's Burgers I recognize that I better get some dimmadome tonight it's not looking promising stumble ttan that is not looking promising at all uh-huh it's the chef oh [ __ ] yeah that's just an innocent man right there yeah cuts through the deathly silence of an invitation to madness and they look like a serial killer but chef for Dave asked and he's an innocent man I'm sorry Nate [ __ ] sorry man hopefully it'll start picking up but I don't know I'm losing faith now this is our first lackluster SCS it's embarrassing it's been nothing but bangers up until this point don't feel bad Umbra this guy really knows what he's doing [Music] I appreciate the kind words Zoey thank you appreciate the donation as well so many first-timers in here losing their virginity in an unceremonious way no it hurts why couldn't you have been here for last SCS instead [Music] know so many people are popping their cherry in this one [ __ ] is anime a source of evil it is for SCS no one wants to watch a bunch of weed characters from some obscure animes I was indeed in Lucius 3 if you have any clips of any twitch streamers playing at that point please send them to me I'm collecting them appreciate the resub fern Oh baby what do you have meadow you've been gloating about your characters for a while you better impress us now I'll bust out plank hmm this is het world excuse me Civil War veteran Eustace Bagge Oh hitman Dale and even spicier reference [ __ ] ya only real stream viewing veterans will get that one oh he's even got a newspaper I [ __ ] with that I respect that so let's see how you are at the game can you do Dale justice post office is closed on Sundays [ __ ] oh yeah in true Dale fashion [ __ ] Jesus oh my god Dale's popping off [ __ ] yeah that's alright got ourselves a close one then oh boy what does oh god I am just sucking hard [ __ ] tonight at this game don't want to well that will certainly do it you know if I was gonna loose anyone I'd like it to be Dale that's fine by me how are the server's treating you like a very cheap hooker that didn't get any respect oh what a beautiful pose from Dale that's fantastic Dale's looking great let's see what else you got meadow see if you can run the gauntlet now the day Dale saved the FCS perhaps maybe that is the paradigm shift we needed have I played Hades how the [ __ ] would I have played Hades welcome to the stage is it out I had no idea without su MIDI and is what kind of insect is it's certainly an insect that's not a pile of [ __ ] this time that's not the turd the fly ah okay [ __ ] yeah now finally it took an hour and 45 minutes we're finally getting some some bangers in here hey [ __ ] you has some real hitters and here comes this thank you I thought you're crashing that is a great Smitty oh you don't have to apologize because there's nothing to apologize for Jesus Christ meadow holy [ __ ] that flies out here stealing his number one hat Smitty is not number one anymore is that the [ __ ] lower Blighttown enemy from Dark Souls I think you're reading a little too deep into the fly I think it's just a fly I don't think it's you know from Chapter five of the Dark Souls manga or anything I think it's I think it's just a fly I think you overanalyze the character I really want to see more insects in SCS yeah insects always do real well in here I gotta open my third eye I have to read in between the lines it's more than just the fly God is it is his connection bad through the [ __ ] it's gotta be this doesn't seem like a soul calibur server issue here at least we're seeing everything in slow motion now we can train yeah in the end the fly found the warehouse of those soda drink hats Smitty was not number one flies Dulce in slow motion I highly doubt that how could they even prove that welcome to the stage of history retold [Music] well that's seven birches we've seen seven birches out here before spinal that's uh don't tell me I'm not looking at chat what's it called what's it called Street Street just Street Justice Jesus that's certainly not [ __ ] it primal carnage is primal rage no I'm getting closer don't tell me hyper prime what are these [ __ ] names hyper primal what the [ __ ] is the name of that game it has jogo spinal I don't know the [ __ ] is it Killer Instinct how is no I would never would've got that and I totally forgot the name well seven birches is out here proven that indeed all weeds go to how walk avoid gray-smith what a celebration yeah that is a lovely seven birches that's not a weeb seven birches is the band that plays the song that we always jam out to the one that's about do we all go to hell like the really sad song the one that sounds like Morty's crying I really appreciate that great [ __ ] yeah man link I'm not gonna drop the link but I'll play this song towards the end [Music] they're nerfing so fetus moves hardcore on Monday she actually good rarely ever see her you had a good run meadow you single-handedly turn the SCS around so thank you [Music] yeah Alex just got sent to hell rest in peace seven birches do you even know the person singing yeah it's immortal HD Alex he was on the podcast too and bye on the podcast I mean the official podcast our podcast yeah we've seen a PewDiePie to the stage of history retold have fun at the movie King I'll extremes now yeah we've seen a couple Johnny Bravo's should really kick our does that affect the whole lobby oh it's the horse stick man again is that supposed to be spongebob spongebob verse penis that's that certainly can't be spongebob that looks like a rejected Mario brother there's no way what kind of [ __ ] is that trying to pass that off as spongebob are you [ __ ] kidding me well now I'm rooting for penis sleep well Katie hope you stomach feels better I don't know how obscure you can get there's only so much our sponges of mine sauce mean we see a lot of those here I'm not familiar with every vine sauce mean the battle is over Waldo is the dildo guy right yes well he's not a dildo guy but yeah he's like a super sexual character not as sexual as penis though welcome to the stage of history reach any Arthur Morgan's I know Red Dead Redemption too may have won every award on God's green earth but you know he's not a character that people are gonna be making in Soul Calibur Saturdays I don't think something - I really appreciate that great thank you man thank you for that kindness this guy made a mr. Krabs as well is that you Umbra oh it's Larry the lobster okay yeah it makes a lot of sense I got worried that they're trying to bootleg my mr. Krabs [ __ ] plagiarizing my hard work but now I clearly see that's Larry [ __ ] yeah I feel really bad for umbra she keeps going up against like the best players in the lobby every single time [Music] it's rough the euphoric atheism wins again this one's not a m'lady weave this one's the euphoric atheist Hitler for the win he will get some zipler eventually not all weebs are euphoric but all you Forex are weaves amen welcome to the stage well-spoken we told is that actually the original name of the guy who who said that quote vishton that one's a classic you've come to the right place cry you can't keep using the same character that's against the rules if you're out of new characters you got to free up the spot King Neptune saradomin that's a fat runescape reference right there I was always a gothic man myself but I'm not not afraid to see some saradomin put some ass to face that's a really [ __ ] cool saradomin [Applause] welcome export of Jesus the nightmare moves that's too strong euphoric atheist doesn't believe in any phony gods saradomin is powerless against him oh absolutely take those monkey nuts if anyone wants to give me [ __ ] in runescape please feel free to I'm always willing to take any and all runescape donations [Music] please play by the rules only new characters we have to keep it fresh keep it cycling the cycle of creativity must continue no dress already up my weekends been going alright pretty uneventful overall misty try the street not bad I don't know how much ancestral robes are I have a 99 mil cash stack I haven't done me useless tonight God he's out of characters I'll have if he doesn't leave I'll have to kick him here as much as I like penis and I like penis as much as the next guy but we've seen him four or five times in total now we have to free up the space new characters new adventures new memories Jesus well this is brutal I I couldn't I couldn't do anything I chose absolutely the worst possible move set to go up against this guy with goddamnit this isn't looking good there it is you know I really ought to just stop using Eustace I cannot use that move set at all [Music] now you look salty if you kick him I'm gonna give him another chance to use a different character but if he doesn't oh he left on his own it's just gotta be new characters when will it be a new room well it's actually cycling out super quick in here like varus is new in here Abdul zni Omega just got in now cyborg so there's no reason to make a new one yet welcome to the stage of history retold switch estes to another move such oh hello go baby verse LP nor of assassin's creed odyssey fame you know before they settled on arnold as the protagonist for Heligan to fall in love with they actually toss around the idea of having it be hella go falling in love with LP noir a little fun nickelodeon fact for you for trivia night with the family i got another one for you soul calibur servers [ __ ] suck tell your friends jesus there it is baby and that's how we do it Malaka yet that's a fat melaka right there indeed luckily varus is in here though varus is good with modded characters better or worse than smash online significantly worse it's not even close I don't think it's anyone's connection pros I honestly think it is just the Soul Calibur online network in general how do I join your room you just joined one a spot frees up its two rounds all regions oh baby spider-man 2018 spider-man verse 2001 Reptar lizalfos well it's easy for miles welcome foxy a history of conflict way god that is a really good one [ __ ] nailed the costume I mean I'm assuming lizalfos OC how the [ __ ] did he get this spider in woman that [ __ ] doesn't exist in the game yeah the custom make that veterans my respect alone oh come on miles goddamn it appreciate the resub Olympius three months of monkey nuts [ __ ] yeah the monkeys keep nothing we've seen a Danny DeVito lose all pho is a Zelda enemy that is a very good spider-man welcome fast to ku now the subs are coming in hot now that SCS is really kicking off finally getting some good ones out here where's the Jimmy Neutron he was like six streams ago you got a catch yeah I catch you shut up weep [ __ ] was just the pre-show yeah they were like that band that no one likes that comes out before the band that everyone likes they were the opening act into the spider-verse is outstanding yeah I played one Soul Calibur game and I hated it yeah I don't think I'd really like this game much if not for the custom characters welcome to the stage of history retold is the new spider-man the best spider-man movie I honestly think so and that that carries a lot of weight because I have a very soft spot for spider-man 1 & 2 with Tobey Maguire spider-man noir Nick Cage spider-man goddamn he came prepared he's bringing the entire [ __ ] spider verse squaring off against the rattlesnake to stone cold about the bus two beer cans and a spider-man new arse [ __ ] that is a really nice stone cold' to welcome rum master Jin have I ever listened to Oliver tree I've heard of them but I don't think I've ever listened to them I'm really not sure anime characters are the Nickelback of Soul Calibur do I enjoy playing bad games I used to but now most of the bad games are just the same kind of bad occasionally there'd be a really good bad game that I enjoy start to finish but nowadays there's just all the [ __ ] same that's why I don't play as many as I used to they're just so generic now they're just boring bad they're not fun bad gene rain for example was a a really really bad game that was a fun bad game for the most part I'm really hoping Barris wins here I want to see the rest of the spider-verse yeah we've seen a couple [ __ ] yeah spider-verse yeah we've seen a couple Bob Ross's I don't know how Nickelback saved your life but thank you Chad [Music] Green Goblin would be awesome I think we've seen one welcome to the stage of history retold what are the room settings two rounds all regions which one is that is that Doctor Strange pretending to be spider-man Oh Prowler force Amarok this man has made all the runescape gods Jesus Christ preciate the gift sub scroll live [ __ ] yeah that's a really good Prowler - gun varus is [ __ ] unmatched while damrak is just bending over here do I like Lamb of God when I was like a little kid I did they're really not good I listen to them pretty recently that shit's like embarrassing to listen to now at least some of their [ __ ] maybe not all of it metal is embarrassing to listen to well that's that's just your opinion I guess that's predominantly what I listen to and all the subgenres [ __ ] love metal [Music] I don't believe that for a second omega beerus is just super [ __ ] good i don't really have like a thematic matchup for spider-man in this one so I'm just gonna bring out nipple demon welcome to the stage of history retold Oh nipple demon verse kingpin the two big bads of the spider-man universe this is like some Silver Age comics squaring off right here I remember when kingpin originally fought nipple demon and like issue six of spider-man [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know anything about this moves head all I know how does it suck dick with it [ __ ] I honestly thought I was gonna mount the comeback I really should learn the move set instead of just button mash I'm gonna do that now well I've got this move mastered mine [ __ ] yeah I need to learn the moveset first maybe then nipple demon Wow crazy a man his size can do that I don't know any of those rekt beef actually which is surprising is you know most bands people say I guess I'm not familiar with my local metal scene welcome to the stage of history retold do I like not a big fan buff another Xavier renegade angel verse Aunt May I believe in the ant may dream she's been extremely horny since the passing of Uncle Ben hey welcome aboard a lorry driver oh god here comes classic Aunt May I remember her famous line from spider-man 2 when she says to Tobey Maguire you do too much Peter you're not Superman you know and then they edited it so that way it cut off the last half of that sentence because I'm Superman because Aunt May is just so [ __ ] strong she's a strongest in the Marvel Universe what a character ever heard of savage circus no I haven't what band is my favorite at the moment rise to fall so bravely [Music] don't like ghosts I think they're very overrated band they're fine they're tolerable but I don't like the band welcome to the stage of history retold was that spider-man one I thought Oh spider-man 2 no spider-man one cuz I was the Green Goblin that put her in there I don't recognize that spider-man perhaps festive dr. doom it is festive dr. doom for a scavenger class extreme lawyer I see I feel you met oh god my nut sacks really itchy right now not breaking Terms of Service my nut sacs not on screen just really Egyptian ship replete with riches attracts beautiful fat [ __ ] nuts a catch I have to tinkle really badly I'm praying for you scavenger but I don't see it happening Oh God oh yeah I can't watch this I can't watch my beloved scavenger get abused like this claimed victory and passed [Music] I'm back and ready for more action what did I miss welcome to the stage of history we told scavenger 1 no I didn't you missed the scavenger picking up a machine gun oh did you just go for the shooting cheese super toast man verse girl PTM professional toast a molester perhaps I don't know what that one is birthday we're all watching stream right now oh happy birthday LJ Jax Rob and Bri what the [ __ ] four people had a birthday on the same day Jesus Christ powdered toast man uh well there it is baby in now we're feeling it yes us yes Oh yeehaw Meadows the only one that's done and Abdul stayed in have we seen a Hamburger Helper glove I don't think so I like bloody angel from Avatar that's not a bad song punk rock surfer rock and then a fan really not a fan I didn't even know varus left that's sad was he out of characters [ __ ] where's jewel of rarity welcome to the stage of history retold [Music] this will be a pleasure I hope you have a great Christmas Faris Eddie Murphy nice donkey from Shrek good [ __ ] I don't know who Lethal Weapon is Oh classic donkey I like the time [Applause] Jesus Christ leave the what oh wait is that Steven Seagal Oh Mel Gibson what is sin III didn't know I don't know the lethal weapon meme I suppose I thought it was Steven Seagal but then I remembered Steven Seagal is the perfect weapon I know the Lethal Weapon movies but I don't think this is after Lethal Weapon movies oh is it actually after the movies it doesn't fit rough donkey defended the swamp with honor and with a smile on his face [Music] hmm is Fire Emblem weeb yes just cuz I don't really like Fire Emblem welcome to the stage of history retold Opitz all right I'm not as big a fan as most people are about people lose their mind over a path Iron Giant verse fish lady mermaid I don't know who Saren is praying for Vin Diesel you give them that iron dick to runescape god I don't know that one I've never heard of Saren if there's not an Armour set after the god then they're just not an important runescape god appreciate the resub chip bring back Carl Weezy I played Carl a little bit I'll Rumble with Carl next time I'm up there his LP no your last one meadow the Soul Calibur netcode is a big yikes yep it certainly does seem that way if I heard from a friend if you do yoga and [ __ ] you can get one to two inches taller I am a hundred percent certain you cannot [Music] Iron Giant is here oh I am Groot good [ __ ] Vin Diesel welcome to the stage of history we told ya I'll Rumble with that Karl for you you kid it has to do with stretching your spine and [ __ ] you can't stretch your spine not helpfully the only time your spine stretches and is zero gravity when the space between your disks start to separate a bit more you can't do that through yoga CDI again and oh it's a Zelda reference I never played the CDI zelda games well it's true that's your spine decompressing not stretching [ __ ] all save Princess Zelda god damn it Carl Oh Oh the slippery Carl Weiser mmm classic so am I going Ganon the [ __ ] goddamnit hang in there Carl kind of sucking dick right now again Oh God what Grace and skill I agree oh what the [ __ ] every time come on maybe oh that's not what I wanted there's my combo I've been waiting for Oh God bang oh I got worried for a second I was a rough one for mr. Weiser but I squeaked it out [Music] his power unmatched I know huh welcome to the stage of history retold head trainer blossom Yoga what a reliable source until I see like an actual study proving that then I then I'll believe it if it's an actual study not the head trainer of yoga appreciate the resub lady Maria another do God this characters popular that's like the CEO of coke saying sugar makes your dick bigger it's meaningless and it serves their own agenda no no no that was way too [ __ ] close getting good with the plank moveset I certainly wouldn't say this say that it's just this guy's not blocking all that much Oh that's the first perfect of the night for me baby too easy Planck is the ultimate stand user [Music] all right let's see that LP north if I lick wood will my peen grow I guess you'll have to ask the yoga trainer yoga super good for your body though muscle building and such I don't know why they're trying to hype it up is some outlandish miracle that just makes people not believe in it anymore that's very counterproductive runescape stream win I'll do another one soon it's been a little while I'm on that hard Slayer grind LP noir verse the master of penis my good my god this [ __ ] game this [ __ ] game man we told well that really [ __ ] hurts me actually another bone wheel uh Orgazmo oh my favorite superhero everyone's favorite superhero he's like Santa Claus but instead of presents it's orgasms I love I love Lord Asma maybe should move to smash then honestly might in a second it keeps doing that to the guy with the yoga though one more thing I wasn't paying too much attention but you said this study from the head blossom Yoga new director of all-time turbo mode yoga guy said that your body stops secreting growth hormone after 23 or 24 I mean that's just absolute [ __ ] a lot of bodybuilders and a lot of steroid users ughgh which is human growth hormone and what you'll notice is they never get taller as a result of it human growth hormone only works during puberty that's when your epiphysial plates are still open so that's why you'll get taller but once they close which is around like 21 for men 16 for girls you can't get taller so that right there is absolute [ __ ] it's absolutely impossible for them to get slightly taller the only time you get taller is in zero gravity when your plates they decompress and puts a little more space there or in the morning when your spine has decompressed and it's only temporary once those plates close you do not grow naturally have I watched the movie Orgazmo I didn't know it was a movie I thought it was OC I'm not trying to slap him I just don't like people and I'm not saying he is but the head blossom yoga guy is spreading misinformation with health facts and [ __ ] to serve their own agenda to get more signups for desperate people wanting to get taller in their 20s it's sickening same thing with nutrition the nutrition industry it uses that same type of [ __ ] pseudoscience [Music] and then [ __ ] yeah you're 7m mudskipper appreciate it man I'm five six I'm short if I could do yoga to get taller I absolutely [ __ ] would in a second but I know that's not how it works welcome to the stage of history retold welcome aboard bigger jaws science can already make you taller it's just a very painful painful painful procedure and a very long one the [ __ ] is this this looks like a battle between two final fight final fantasy bosses xaro's and giant dad okay so runescape God and Dark Souls God I [ __ ] with that that is a Clash of the Titans I hope you liked uncle Gareth and yeah I should have been nominated for an Oscar at the very least come on runescape mobile right now no I'm grindin Slayer so I can't really ask Ava this might be omegas first win with his runescape gods neither Dorado El Dorado there's no reason why you'd ever do neve / steve there's truly no reason worse points and worse XP let's super-sweet scroll of the moist pocket tea is the most comfortable I really like that one well I don't think any runescape God is going to win tonight that's a oh my god super disrespectful disrespecting the runescape God appreciate it the oxy how can one achieve top moisture do you mean on the stream that's donating through the link under the stream the buttons under the streams Jackson yeah it's certainly not the Jackson you're thinking new room has it been the same people last I checked there was always new people coming in but if it's not then I'll make a new room yeah lover boy in Bojack what happens if you fail your finals you fail in the real world the wind the flames mmm that that is true love that is the face of true love that legit sounds like Will Arnett it's close it's pretty goddamn close yeah holy [ __ ] bojack's popping off I just spit all over myself I just [ __ ] drooled god that's embarrassing that's the only move that's working on him how the [ __ ] is he is he using like a script or something for these counters I can't even imagine the reflexes are so fast do I mind pausing the entire stream you have to piss if I could I would I do that courtesy oh I blew it that time well that answered the question of its Jesus oh if it's a script or not do I think Jesus can piss wine if so would I drink it I'm not a big wine guy so no you would be good [Applause] welcome aboard Bella nadir Australia I saw this I watched like 10 episodes of assassination classroom just really didn't like it welcome to the stage of history retold solo nightmare is it my turn yet is it I think I recognize that character Little John yeah [ __ ] I should have known Little John verse postie now this is a nice match up here that's [ __ ] beautiful this one's for the best record label deal of 2018 from the window to my balls all these windows balls God I'm getting him with the cheese oh god I can do it too oh I was one second too early [ __ ] the lag [ __ ] Oh God [ __ ] oh my god it's lagging so hard oh oh my god I'm blaming this entirely on the leg what okay it's got to be my connection then I guess I don't understand [Music] I need to remind you to fix my internet tomorrow welcome to the stage of history retold time to switch to smash then probably not let's and you're gonna do about it he switched my internet channel and it's clearly a lot worse than it was goofy and hue Neutron Jimbo Slayer I like that [Music] you Neutron ain't huntin caribou this day now he's hunting Disney characters you know I heard Kingdom Hearts 3 got released today leaked today excuse me I'm assuming this is some of the gameplay that's flooding YouTube right now I watched the first three episodes of mob psycho 100 seemed good Jesus Christ you out here slant Jimbo's hmm the neutron nuke is that nightmare move said his disgusting whatever happened to goofy no idea well then again it's not like I play a lot of fortnight or pub here or anything where he frequented welcome to the stage of history retold I'm excited to see you number Robin Robin verse and call from green the [ __ ] is golf green is out of Joe Joe standards is just like a green picnic blanket Oh or no I understand it now it's the green on a golf course so this is where you'd be putting well it what it what a character man oh man that's so good he's even got the flag - that is a fantastic character I really [ __ ] like that oh man Robin must suck ass at golf the greens giving it to him here that is extremely creative yeah it was in the trapeze act that killed Robyn's parents it was golf I need a water bottle real quick the battle is over show respect with a fallen man watch so great you almost had me [Music] Robin just got a lucky 18 in that uh welcome to the stage of history retold how's it going flim beau I'm actually getting super [ __ ] tired so we'll start to wrap the SCS up here a little bit early earlier than normal I'm sorry I'm just getting real tired oh he's out of characters [ __ ] Jimbo slayer again then I mean this guy's got all of the runescape [ __ ] that's a quest boss they're not a cause I'm [ __ ] idiot it's ban DOS that's the ban dos boss damn hue Neutron he's not tanking too well holy [ __ ] what am i streaming tomorrow I'll probably smash I know after she told me my days been alright didn't really do anything hey grim we've been going for like three hours three hours and some X amount of minutes Jesus Christ you the runescape guy can't catch a break Lucius no I'm not gonna stream Lucius I don't think [Music] welcome to the stage of history retold now let's get some nipple demon out here is that Asura from acerous Rath I'm a [ __ ] genius and also one of the only ten people to play that game no actually I guess a lot of people played it that game is great by the way I mean it's not really a game now holy [ __ ] what two can play that game but only one can play it better and it's oh it's me baby putting that ass in the face what rest in peace nipple demon it was more of a playable anime exactly oh good come on baby [ __ ] I tried to go low but I ran out of time that's a goddamn shame you made a modded character Umbra all right let's check it out you just learned it huh welcome to the stage of history retold have I played neo I love Nia I don't know which one's modded and which one isn't could be either one life's a pain verse buckle up what did you mod on life's a pen the penis size the cacophony of battle cuts through the deadly silence and an invitation to madness oh you made an infinity penis okay yeah it seems like it seems like it worked that's not standard that's not like out-of-the-box penis size moded penises Opie yeah my god buckle-up is taking that dick on a ride though [Music] how many months do I have to stuff to get a penis like that that's like a five-year anniversary penis right there well at least the proof-of-concept worked on brothers over [Music] how do you give that penis a [ __ ] I don't it'll the nutsack or something I guess all right after this rotation I'm going to call it a night edge of history retold hey Cho just make an infinity throat good point I'm excited to see him Umbra is that Aquaman oh it's Jason Momoa as Aquaman I don't know who she goat is oh there you are rarity you didn't get in tonight I didn't see you I didn't see your great characters appreciate it axe have you seen uncle man it's not until next week classic man oh man it's like the server's are getting worse and worse huh no I think Aquaman will be moist I think it looks like [ __ ] people are saying it's good so I'll go in there with high hopes yugioh stream tomorrow uh I feel like I should know both of these but I can't recognize him as Ileana versa know him child oh my god it's an actual runescape showdown what are the [ __ ] odds I wonder if gnome child has a twisted bow I wonder if he's made every single [ __ ] runescape in PC one Alex said Aquaman was entertaining the whole way through because it was so bad oh [ __ ] yeah that's music to my goddamn ears [Music] yes Liliana's from runescape yeah the bumblebee movie and Trant and Aquaman come out this week so I'll be seeing them both appreciate the resep Rob doc it's more of a watching the movie isn't like a fun bad experience it's more when you talk about the movie with friends it becomes a fun experience so it's a necessary evil to have the fun talks about how [ __ ] bad the movie is but yeah watching it isn't that [Music] appreciate the resub gals [Music] there's a discord now Chris you can do exclamation point discord for it welcome to the stage of history Aquaman and bumblebee are out in most countries besides ours nice [ __ ] yeah Oh Sun bro verse pimple chin old man boil chin welcome guys zero oh it's Castle Crashers yeah yeah it's Castle Crashers I don't know who Peter is it's clearly not Peter Griffin that's a really good Castle Crashers oh it is Peter Griffin hey that's what I'm [ __ ] crying about I just don't understand welcome to the stage of history we told well let's wrap her up with Anthony Sullivan I'm heading out after this one I can't I can't stand the server's any longer a tither network it's not servers network oh god what it what an underwhelming finale well that's alright my only this court frequently not frequently but I do lurk I try and catch up when I fall behind on it well very underwhelming finale if we even get to play here's the hypest match of the night baby the one we've been waiting for the Anthony Sullivan verse I look hard the title card fight oh yeah yeah wow that's the hardest I popped off with Sully so far what's wrong with Alucard we've seen three Alec cards in total now well I was just one second too late [ __ ] I thought I could rally back at the end there I knew it you're too easy to read but I don't know the moveset well enough to punish that great my counters are [ __ ] on point though a desperation alt really no honor at all that's on the most poetic I guess well that's pathetic that's sad [Music] all right well that will conclude the SCS for this Saturday evening so I'm wrapping up a little earlier than usual but again thanks everyone for tuning in to everyone who donated I really appreciate it to the new subs welcome aboard and enjoy the emotes really appreciate this up means a lot so thank you and I hope you all sleep well what dreams all around take it easy everyone see up

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Length: 198min 7sec (11887 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 27 2018