moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Aug 23rd, 2021 [Granny 3]

um hello pre-notification gang do jesus i know do you all have her man oh we watched youtube last night i'm planning on just watching youtubers this afternoon good morning uh afternoon dark souls speed run uh nah probably not i still need to learn one of those routes it looks really [ __ ] hard though thanks for the tier one orgasmatron do you play dying light i did i like dying light i think the second one will be good whenever that comes out you happy about what happened with only fans why'd i be happy doesn't really affect me i think it's an overall bad thing though there's a prime strawberry in the recent orion but there's plenty of replacements new feet page yeah well it's still at zero so it's not that big of a blow here's the prime webby yeah we did the arkham marathon a year ago we did every arkham game they hold up extremely well using a new camera what no these three sub kirk and the prime lux and the resub kim in tier one cujo 26 i did like the bioshock games next three sub two inch and the resub add tunes yeah the closet doesn't really close with the carpet now so it just stays cracked none of the sex toys or anything are in there anymore so it's not super dangerous it's the prime edward the best player is currently a free agent and what best player in what maybe tier one jacob the suicide squad is 90 come on yeah did you watch it it was good it did everything that it wanted to do and it did it well james gunn movies are always great i think he does a good job i do like james gunn i haven't liked his old series where he did porn without the porn thanks to recent cold guy suicide squad the first one sucked it's the worst superhero movie ever made yeah next we sub web in nico here's the prime wubi and the bits ishigami in the prime twinter yep germa's dollhouse was great thanks to resub small hope you enjoy streaming and doing all right stop tarts we looked at the alien isolation speedrun it doesn't look that fun it doesn't look like a really good speed run what's the plan today we'll figure it out i was seeing if there was anything going on in the world any pressing news to look into some nice internet drama but i'm not seeing too much next three subanimals in nimgee in tier one dangerfield wow what's your opinion on sparkling water i've only tried it once and i didn't like it too much so i don't really have a huge opinion on it there's a tier one calvin's games what does that even mean belland imagine there's a speed run for the witch is it anytime isn't that a movie or is there a game called the witch as well is it just called witch no that can't be it this isn't out yet and it's an anime game there's the prime great x and the resub freak attack i've never had a lacroix finally did it i got a girlfriend hey congrats that's [ __ ] huge is there some jimmy this is resub retro yeah the killer bean game should be fun don't know when that'll come out it seems like an awfully large undertaking for a single man but we'll see how it goes did you hear about the newly found metal gear solid level skipping glitch no spider-man no way home toy leak what why would i care about a spider-man toy leaking unless it's like a really crazy story of like espionage and collusion or something is it this this is what you want me to see very very interesting happen that i have to talk about today it looks like we have a toy leak showing us toby maguire's spider-man for no way home and if this is indeed legitimate then it should definitely confirms that toby mcguire is going to be in the film and plus since yesterday pretty much everybody in the industry that is kind of known as an insider air quotes there is basically saying that either monday or tuesday we should be getting that spider-man no way home trailer to the general public not just at cinemacon so if you're new and you want to stay up to date be sure to subscribe and hit the notification bell so you don't miss out on any of the latest spider-man news so let's just start with the toy leak and to my knowledge the original post that shows us toby mcguire's spider-man it's a titan series action figure and it definitely is toby maguire spider-man now there is a little bit of a debate on whether or not this is actually real the reason being is the reaction to the right which is of the iron spider suit of spiderman on the box it just says spiderman it doesn't say spiderman no way home but on the sam raimi spider-man it does say the full title spider-man no way home now some people are saying that is pretty nuts next reset jacob two blades rancid and the prime shilink yato and tyler thanks the bits ishigami and tori my favorite spider-man i'll always have a special place in my heart for toby mcguire's spider-man he's a prime snack sue it's just a shame that they killed it with spider-man 3. i would have liked to see where they go with it i think tom holland is a better spider-man overall and i think the movies are better movies but you can't beat the nostalgia of original tobey maguire spider-man these are some king ugly my guitar rig i don't have like a guitar rig what the [ __ ] is that yick post modern rpg i'll look it up later these are the bits grass how many streams ago did you play 12 minutes i don't know like three it's in the vods it's the resub now geary psychonauts 2 is going to be exclusive on xbox it's incredible how confidently wrong people are it is not exclusive on xbox it's the recent sinister pony give you the five gift subs retro thank you for that no i haven't looked at the lore yet bison shitty horror games we did that was it last no two nights ago i'm trying to see what's going on in the world first and then we can do something else i feel like there's got to be something happening out there and i want to stay up to date on everything no we're not doing youtube today we did youtube last night and we've seen like every battle bots thing i'm gonna play the new demon slayer fighting game sure you think cola can take it all the way yes there's a tier one jimmy sprinkles there's a tier one dixon cider maybe the 30 play breath of the wild i've already streamed breath of the wild it was a disaster chat wouldn't stop backseating so i ended up just finishing it on my own exact one christopher dalton breath of wild bangs though not much brand new drama other than twitter personalities getting exposed for what scamming artists who is scamming artists even if you find it trivial i want to know makes the five give subs hot thought meat makes the bits this rally makes the tier one capped howdy lulu i actually saw people talking about that let me look that up uh hold on it's kind of dangerous to look it up on stream let me see so is it um they posted an apology maybe this was gonna be the gist of it [Music] oh this seems like a lot to read jesus thanks to prime face checking the 15 play i'm not playing breath of the wild again man i already streamed almost all of it and then i beat it on my own zelda has the worst backseating of all time it's a headache but god the game is good yeah this doesn't seem that interesting you're right i give the 15 though you see the gofundme actually refunded the anti-vaxx girls campaign because she faked everything gofundme did a refund and i don't know who you're talking about wait a minute that sounds kind of interesting instagrammer raises me oh wait that's not it how about having gofundme refund gofundme offers 17k refunds to donors of instagrammer neurologically damaged by covet vaccine all right this sounds pretty [ __ ] awesome this has been a very common thing especially on tick tock people fake disorders and [ __ ] usually usually it's for uh tick tock up dudes but i guess this one was for money it's like she's listening to a good song oh this reminds me you know who i was looking up today desiree jennings does anyone do we have any like og internet users in here who remembers desiree jennings she was the first one to do this desiree jennings was a lady who said after she got her flu shot it turned her like turned her life completely around she could no longer speak english in the normal way she used to she'd stutter and then she developed an australian accent she couldn't walk she couldn't run the only way she could fix it was by walking backwards desiree jennings where can i find like let me type it in on youtube i'm sure i can find it wow there's like nothing on the is this really the only three videos left on youtube for desiree jennings it's one of the most talked about stories we have ever had on inside edition the young woman who claimed she was suffering excruciating symptoms what's wrong with the audio flu shot well we have an update today on desiree jennings an update that raises just as many questions as before her story created a national firestorm desiree jennings is the prettiest cheerleading squad she developed a rare neurological disorder called dystonia after receiving a seasonal flu shot causing dramatic spasms and slurred speech [Music] so it turns out it was all fake obviously you used to be able to go sideways what made the story so startling is that her symptoms seem to disappear when she walked backwards and ran yeah i can talk now back in october desiree and her husband told me they worried they'd never find a cure we found her walking normally playing with her dogs going shopping even getting behind the wheel of a car and driving yeah you believe the woman walks backwards over the last few weeks is the same woman we met during the height of the flu shot scare so we wanted to ask her about her remarkable improvement we've been trying to reach you and you have not been returning our phone calls oh i'm sorry what's going on it looks like you've made a complete recovery well i want to say complete recovery i still have a lot of cognitive cognitive issues i know it's rough man desiree jennings really she was a pioneer if she had waited till now to do this she would have been able to make so much money off anti-vaxx idiots she was just a little too early the only thing she got out of this was a little bit of fame but if i remember correctly it also made it really hard for her to find jobs once it came out that it was all fake just too early thanks to the resub darian so this is the newest desiree jennings then so how did she eventually get exposed besides just common sense hey there i know some of you might recognize me from my initial post on instagram oh jesus christ thanks to the bits dangerfield we trusted science and now live in a never-ending nightmare oh my [ __ ] god i don't know what's up with people being so afraid of science all of a sudden their entire life result revolves around it she's a professional instagram model and tick tock user and now all of a sudden hates science how'd they eventually catch you because i'm assuming they had to prove this in order to issue all the refunds is the prime a yo jaden no not really like a youtube stream rip i'm just trying to keep up with the drama going on online [Music] oh they haven't concluded their investigation oops jesus so they still working on it i'd say start with bloodborne moose it's my favorite one uh i wouldn't say any of them are super beginner friendly i think dark souls 3 is the easiest so maybe you could start there i guess is the prime alphabet you were on inside edition i can't click links but what was the story granny three releases today bro i don't really care i [ __ ] hate granny i just love the speed run is there already a speed run root for granny three yeah you're right this just came out okay [ __ ] it i'll get it exit prime jordo and resub turtle okay it's downloading right now give me just one second i'll be right back uh you you i'm back oh is it prime summer i think it's pretty optimized jimmy and no i don't know hypno space outlaw i'm not expecting anything from this game but let it ride is the prime papa silent [Music] well i gotta tell you it's looking pretty good [Music] and to think i didn't mark my calendar for this game's release thank god chat was here to remind me it came out today i would uh my god i would have been distraught not playing this on release day let's run it we'll just start with easy [Music] i can turn off slinderina don't know why i'd want to do that i could also only have granny or grandpa [Music] is it tier one hirano tier one youtube and prime cyrus recep nathan and tux [Music] damn it's also storming really bad here so it's adding to the ambiance maybe just by downloading this game i've summoned like a monsoon could you guys hear that massive thunder crash on stream nice [ __ ] yeah crazy resub fool and tier one max no it's grandpa and he's got a leaf blower [ __ ] anyway is that the halo combat evolved sound effect i feel like i recognize that is the prime king and gift sub youtube you've come friends thank you for the raid charizard why is there a lock pick in the [ __ ] ends uh whoever left this lock picks a goddamn hero i really appreciate that thank you charizard thanks for your sub poguero subs mythic yeah this is a crisp 60 fps right now hopefully there's ray tracing as well lights off and curtains down bro it is 3 p.m the light you're seeing is the sun well it's storming so it's not exactly in the sun but you don't understand what i mean laser prime anonymous am i being hunted is that slinderina that old [ __ ] oh quick i thought this was supposed to be like a giant mansion there's a blast god is this a blue box game blue box couldn't make this in 50 years there's a prime will i wonder if she's still in the same spot oh is this a dumb waiter i imagine i'm supposed to put something on that all right i wonder if the same glitch works here i can't tell for some reason though my camera insta locks back when someone's nearby that doesn't work [ __ ] granny's already here maybe i can hit her with the firewood no she didn't trip or anything outplayed so much shotgun ammo just lying around my favorite song thank you so much tober so here's where the dumb waiter goes oh i see things the resub artigrain mark and tier one blobby what's going on my mouse is haunted i don't have my hand on the mouse at all she must be near oh [ __ ] she's already here outplayed [ __ ] idiot it's grandpa too oh my god do you want to play hide and seek damn it it's lindarita is the prime mp and the gift sub ghostly you're supposed to press e to spit on her i couldn't do anything there she had me stun locked don't know what i need the firewood for but i'm still gonna grab it anyway just in case i'll be honest i totally forgot where it was wasn't it in here somewhere oh yeah it was in there i did tier one cujo grandpa's here [ __ ] jesus christ so much shotgun ammo makes it tier one your daddy happy slenderina must be nearby again [Music] oh i recognize that grandpa damn it that was nice of him not to blast me though just kind of clobbered me with it showed mercy there's three sub brain in the prime ricosa and will favorite pirates of the caribbean movie uh the first one i think that was by far the best and it's not even close slenderina again [ __ ] oh this time i got away outplayed god damn it they worked so well together they're a really strong team they got me with the old pincer maneuver we have to put that filth on here i'm out thank you so barry god damn it oh my lord they really work well together they're a good team but i have a plan bye bye [ __ ] [Music] too easy i actually oh a vase how do i put this down or maybe this isn't where it's supposed to go well that's upsetting i think i just saw grandpa's shadow nope granny is a prime pyro not in a tier one dead and restless too easy okay oh my firewood still don't know what i'm supposed to do with this but i'm sure it's important i wonder if there's fall damage [Music] i don't really want to check because i don't feel like doing all this again is it prime foxy and monkey [Music] damn it slenderina again oh i bet if i rock this a lot a baby will spawn and then i can talk to that baby and ask for like a key or something maybe no hmm yeah what are you going to do about it granny actually can they even get me over here how are they how they supposed to reach me slenderina can just teleport but granny can't she's gotta walk her old fat ass up these stairs somehow and then make it across this gap i don't know how i'm supposed to get to that though there has to be something here i'm missing fall on top of her what's like goomba stomper i don't think i can granny's too powerful where's the prime infidel how is slinderina still here i already got that plank down hmm where haven't i been i feel like i've been everywhere here just one arena again i here we no wait same room there's three sub-assassin k-dog this is granny three just came out today on steam i think it's an old game but new to steam [Music] what jesus right calm down christ just let me [ __ ] okay maybe i need like a hammer to hit the bird and then take the key this is the prime sushi and the resub stinky okay i have an idea i'll blast it with this okay that didn't work how about a trade okay no luck all right jesus christ kill its family so it has to leave to go to the funeral hmm interesting idea i feel like i've thoroughly checked everything upstairs so let's try down here maybe i missed something in the kitchen is it tier one ronald will i speed run this game if there's a cool speed run route for it sure put the wood in the fireplace i haven't seen a fireplace yet if i did i would have put this in here a long time ago hmm god they're coming in hot oh oh another one [Music] the [ __ ] was that noise grandpa makes some goofy noises i like that sounded like you yogi bear [Music] what oh [ __ ] i see they've built a moat he's a prime pizza who's tier one two bros jack no slenderina park [Music] i've ever eaten crocodile no oh actually yes i think i have a long time ago thanks for your sub box i think he's the reserve buying this guy [Music] luckily grandpa's kind of deaf i'll take it no not again what the [ __ ] he's still here why's he so slow oh i see probably ate alligator not crocodile maybe i don't know i wonder if i stood there if i just get crushed by that and die [Music] close call my plank is still here that's good here we go now we're getting somewhere god damn it there we go big move oh [ __ ] wait i just i'm dead now oh it's looking like it this really likes the prime nemo and the resub terumi [Music] jesus christ there's some looney tunes [ __ ] like a wily coyote plan to catch the roadrunner ah jesus jesus [ __ ] crazy that was pretty cool admittedly god damn it maybe granny 3 really is the best horror game ever made [Music] exit prime punk um well looks like we got a good random spawn here on the firewood next three sub alpha okay still haven't found the fireplace though at least not one that i can put firewood in oh right none of my shit's going to be here now uh oh oh here we go i'm not in good shape right now hopefully grandpa's arthritis flares up and he gets too tired to walk in here oh nice even open the door for me idiot hmm oh big the plank is in the fireplace why is the backseat gaming so bad like i don't mind i i don't mind it for a game like this but you're just wrong i put that piece of wood there this is my piece of wood i put that there you were literally watching me place it there oh [ __ ] i thought i could get there in time an alpha dance i thought she might have turned around makes the prime red eyed wolf i bet that smoked out the raven yes sir that's down there but i'll probably die if i should jump off the house we're looking pretty good it's all coming together makes the resub jizzle this isn't the first granny game no you just saw a base yeah and what you want me to do about it i can't reach it if you're in a backseat game at least have good ideas oh that's too far down now there's recep jackson this is definitely for the crib inside oh and the teddy bear has a heartbeat what makes the recent damsel well this was wrong oh i thought it was such a good idea too the bear doesn't go here huh where else would this bear go i guess i could try burning it sure oh after you get my matches again i guess oh [ __ ] they're double teaming here's the reset horse that guy makes like the weirdest noises it's like goofy sounds like some [ __ ] out of kingdom hearts throw pebbles at the vases sure [Music] no pebbles out this way let me grab the teddy bear first or something i want to try i don't think i'm supposed to burn the teddy bear i don't think that's the the play i think i put it in the guillotine decapitate it [Music] i haven't seen any watermelons yet okay i was wrong hmm so it doesn't go in the crib i don't cut its head off i haven't tried burning it yet oh she's got laser eyes now okay [Music] supposed to go in the crib you didn't place it correctly well you're definitely [ __ ] wrong i searched everywhere on that crib for a place to place it there was no e to press and dropping it in there never works i don't think but we'll do it again [ __ ] it [ __ ] oh god damn this is gonna be tough oh my god they're so well coordinated i'm out we'll see bye bye these three sub nightbot mega sub pop-up parts the recent pop-up parts in the prime shift [Music] there's nowhere to place it here and i tried throwing it in the crib but that doesn't work either okay i didn't throw it in the right spot jesus christ just get the [ __ ] away from me make me sick thank you tommy wiseau easy padlock [ __ ] is grandpa doing man's over there giving himself like a a drip inspection padlock was downstairs right i think so i think it was here right in the basement yes okay looking good i know where those two vases are we're cruising you're gonna speed run this if there's a cool speed run route for it sure god damn it you're an elevator or escalator kind of guy oh escalator i think it's so much cooler it's also much faster [Music] they probably fixed all the glitches in the fur the first one had are you insane [Music] how do i how do i throw yeah i think this may have been the wrong call and fit every key on the keyboard now these are five gift subs bestest bro appreciate that yeah that was not it good idea on paper i need the planks that way i can get over to that side grab the crank [ __ ] you had lock pick selected i can't change what's selected oh wait what key is this are you [ __ ] serious [Music] all right gonna have to oh boy i don't know how i'm gonna get that back that's so unlucky god damn it oh all right run it back i'll step on a bear trap czech basement i don't think it would have went to the basement man basements on the other side of the house hopefully that respawned the key i'm actually not convinced it did we've got a problem yeah we've got a big problem now oh [ __ ] i'm gonna have to do this whole thing over again [Music] how remarkably unlucky i don't think there's anything i can do now [Music] is it prime ec rich just do a full reset i think it was the safe key why'd you like it bestest bro [Music] there's a prime sam oh [Applause] thoughts on this game so far this may possibly be the single best piece of media i've ever consumed it's definitely up there with some of the great works like super mario 64 and cyberpunk hmm okay this is new let's go progress whoa oh son of a [ __ ] no she's still here where are you what is she doing she's just [ __ ] living on the staircase fine i'll take the dumb waiter oh god they're coordinating together again [ __ ] using advanced war tactics here's the prime bray the recent blackout [Music] what is this that didn't pop up for me at all well thanks matt did you click show because it didn't come up over here thank you matt needs to resub king golf you're gonna do it why what is going on they're playing such incredible defense right now just let me put the [ __ ] fuse in oh my god they're still here am i gonna do a voice meter on this game absolutely not [Music] these are some notorious [Music] paying attention [Music] what is he doing oh my god he's being hypnotized by that generator why he [ __ ] hasn't moved in 20 minutes i'll just go all the way around he's there again i'm just gonna do something else here and go for a different spot finally now granny's probably taking watch thank god okay that's good i need to smoke out the bird over there might as well get myself set up gotta find the [ __ ] why she's everywhere at once i think my matches will stay though so that's all that matters is this a new granny yeah this is granny new and improved this is upgraded unreal engine 5 kind of [ __ ] she's quite literally playing the best defense i've ever seen in my life uh damn he's a prime cue doll oh there's the plank okay looking good found that so that's helpful oh my god [Music] let's do some turbo see your match is still here yes okay that's good what the [ __ ] was that in the corner was that a shotgun it might have been okay i know where the plank is oh my god you can't be [ __ ] serious how weak are my ankles he's a prime aaron from theresa brian [Music] all right run it back so if i can't jump on to it how do i get there so i can't fall off the roof onto this and grab it so what else is there maybe like a ladder item that i have to find there's the firewood the wii ledge jesus no stop what ledge oh look have you tried just calling the cops good question can i make it oh that's huge what a [ __ ] play that's some all-star [ __ ] right there that's what separates an amateur granny player from a seasoned vet wait there's a different key this time where's the weapons key go isn't it um i think it's this this floor right and then it's over there maybe [ __ ] i don't remember that's it i don't know why the weapons thing would be here so i don't have the shed key this time and i don't remember where the weapons one was see the plank up there but i still know how to get that i know where the generator cable is as well [ __ ] oh this is pretty bad actually [ __ ] next reset diablo there's a padlock key which i don't have this time i've seen the weapons [ __ ] before i just don't remember where now what who's here oh she's there there's another fireplace there generator cables over there there's a prime snake was it in this room over here that's safe this looks like a door or just shitty coating i guess though i wouldn't necessarily think that would be the case here flush the [ __ ] maybe thanks the recep inorganic gnome and the prime law and the cosmic the prime green must be on the top floor i think yeah it's pretty good matt makes the resub just did stuff or mate [Music] would you genuinely recommend the would you genuinely recommend the granny games at all since you play them a lot that's one of the most insulting things i think i've ever read i don't play them a lot i've just speed ran the first one a lot i've never completed that game normally in my life this is how rumors start why is she still here where's theresa just the tier one daniel and the resub just did stuff thank you for that i need to get over there that's definitely the shotgun or a potato cannon i guess i know grandpa's in there right now oh cause he's sleeping [Music] [ __ ] uh give me this back all right all right and where's this go i bought myself two minutes i can give her the back door reach around here come up the dumb waiter okay [Music] that's a big move that's big time oh my god she's got bear traps [ __ ] everywhere grandpa's also immediately decomposed here we go found it yeah slingshot i'll take that over the [ __ ] shotgun oh this is for the vases and i have two stones two shots on bases hold on a minute hold on a minute you've gotta be kidding me please help me out please does this ever end oh okay take that granny all right we're getting it back whoa oh it's okay i'll eventually be able to get that let's grab some more stones [Music] thank you so matt and bubba [Music] pick it up god damn still don't have the shed key so i don't have the teddy bear to get rid of slind arena there's the prime g pressed i really don't know how to get that maybe i can like shoot it off but i don't think that's the play unless one of those windows is breakable but it doesn't look like it i tried going from the roof onto this but you die on impact i haven't found a ladder yet i do have an extra stone i'll try shooting it okay that was a good waste of stone i guess maybe i can land on that thanks to recep beanie baby bobini yeah i'm gonna blast the other base and then i'm gonna try and get the generator cable we'll figure it out from there [Music] hopefully i hit grandpa and killed him instantly i really need that plank how did she oh my god granny with a huge play unironically granny just did a game-saving maneuver right there i was about to run wild hulk mania was about to go [ __ ] nuts unlucky all right i just i'm just gonna try and b-line it granny's too good they want to play [Music] gotcha she's good but i'm better all right now i just need to take this down to the basement [Music] piss [Music] oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me now grandpa's here they're going wild right now they're playing out of their minds he's a prime dumbo okay so it's this one do i need to unlock this first before i can place it no i need to fill it up with water in the kitchen 100 okay just pee in it that would be a pretty good solution there's the prime vac in the resub cookie and misfortune so this is where the crank wheel goes oh jesus she's making some good maneuvers right now oh my god she's called in the whole kitten caboodle if grandpa's here i'm be real sad [ __ ] yeah i'm happy let's go [Music] okay looking good thanks the resub noob and mini virus grandpa just went outside i don't think there's anything else in here but i'm gonna check just be sure grab generator cable damn it they're everywhere at once here we go got it wait is this not where it goes oh boy oh boy oh boy where's generator cable go i think there was something in there so i'm just gonna toss that by the shed okay looking good let's go back around the outside here how do i get that plank i really need the plank right now so the plank is right there it's over there exercise mama there's that little thing right there but i'm not entirely convinced i can land on that i think i'm just gonna face right through it but i don't see any other way of doing it none of the windows will break i don't think thanks there's some major milky man i really feel like if i try and hit this ledge i'm gonna fall right through and die but i'm also not a [ __ ] let's do it run it uh what's happening i'm floating i'm performing a chris angel miracle now [ __ ] i needed that to roll off oh we're good nice let's go [ __ ] cooking that's fine i'll take the dumb waiter oh no grandpappy's guarding it there we go [Music] if she's on the same corner i'm gonna be so sad okay nice oh [ __ ] i need you to [ __ ] out now oh my god he's coming [Music] uh i'm gonna keep that down for now taking the main stairs is such a [ __ ] disaster well he's still on me oh my god aunt granny's here holy [ __ ] grandpa's stream sniping he really [ __ ] is though this guy's got like some crazy gamer instincts oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding granny's nuts i need to lure her away there we go finally got it and then the crank oh it's not the crank this time coconut so this is what i absolutely use in the uh guillotine let's go do that now you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me ah strafe strafe strafe grandpa what is he doing oh don't make me do this all over again it's so many [ __ ] tedious steps ah that guy's absolutely cheating this will probably give me shed key i bet i didn't see what key it was what key is this i don't want to drop it because last time i did this it fell right through the floor not shed key this is safe key okay safe key that's top left i remember where that one is i also still have vase down so i can fill that with water and bring it to the basement here in a minute safe keys this room nice we're all we're really [ __ ] cruising now this will get rid of slenderina please yeah get the [ __ ] out of here [Music] okay padlock okay looking good i'm going to play this slow i don't even want to drop down there i'm just going to play this really slow i don't want to take any chances padlock is for basement [Music] [Music] how painful is the last dab sauce it's pretty rough [Music] no [ __ ] way grandpa is absolutely stream sniping what a piece of [ __ ] are you [ __ ] serious oh my god he's sitting here waiting with his [ __ ] [ __ ] out leave is the prime pay pay in the big tier 2 roblox finally oh my god what a sack of [ __ ] oh this was a dangerous angle to take here but we're good thanks for your sub kabob there's the prime giog in the resub toxic gold okay last one i've got the vase upstairs i still have the generator cable by shed for when that's needed i'm going to take dumbwaiter because i think it's just generally safer where's my slingshot for optimal safety let me grab slingshot on the way [Music] i'm not risking anything there's recep joshua okay [Music] you prime real games i forgot to fill it with water oh my god i can't believe i did that ah [ __ ] i was so focused on avoiding grandpa ugh all right let's see unlucky [ __ ] okay maybe just lure granny and hopefully grandpa's on third floor well actually maybe grandpa went to sleep he's like narcoleptic or something so maybe maybe his sugar levels crashed you've got to be [ __ ] kidding me grandpa is absolutely stream sniping this guy's cheating literally cheating what i didn't know they could go in the basement what a piece of [ __ ] they're literally not even programmed to go down there but he's become sentient the ghost in the machine [Music] i'm just making a run for it i can make it i can make it i can make it there we go [Music] shed key this will be the last thing i need this will be crank handle and i already have the generator cable right next to it i think this is the end and i already have um fuse in oh my god we're so close don't [ __ ] it up hopefully grandpa doesn't put a mean one in my butthole let's go let's go let's go i'm out right under her nose generator cable right where i left it there's a crank handle but what do i do with the there we go [Music] let's put this on [Music] okay generator cable is attached crank handle on what do you mean the cable i already connected it i'm good it's all connected oh no i guess it's not what oh i thought i just had more than one cable or something okay start the fuse box [Music] i'm pretty sure i just heard grandpa [ __ ] load a slug in just now it's gonna be tight [Music] this is the last step i just need to turn on the fuse and let her ride exit brian brandon with tier one albert oh my god grandpa was right there oh thank god he didn't turn around he would have just blasted me would have just flick headshot me like shroud this is gonna be tough to get there though since he's on the prowl he's the resub skywalker in the prime fuji oh my slingshot wait wait let's go okay grandpa down what a big brain scheme leaving the slingshot here yep [ __ ] they tried oh they tried okay everything's good now i think i leave just in case one more stone safety stone don't fall in and get eaten by the alligator i'm out bang we [ __ ] did it baby that's the first time i've completed one of these shitty games without speed running and i straight gangnam styled on their ass at the end there came in blasted with the slingshot it's like david versus goliath oh it felt good [Music] that slingshot came in handy i was in there like juice up [Music] all right let's see if there's any speed run routes for this already even though it's only been out for like five hours though i guess there's probably mobile speed runs [Music] yeah these are mobile [Music] and it's just playing the game normally [Music] it's pretty lame [Music] i'll wait till a real root gets discovered [Music] of course luke needs to give some stream sniper grandpa [Music] discover it yourself i'll do a little glitch hunting a tiny bit they use five gift subs alvara adam i see i [ __ ] your name up the first time there's a prime gold arrow next to the prime talking wombats okay let's see if i can find any cool glitches you see we sub ac try to clip in the shed that would be a huge time save true yeah getting into the shed would be kind of big i need to get at least one item to do that though i think assuming the other glitches work in this thanks a good sub chef why is slinderina still here i chose practice oh i got the shed key let's go so the only things you need generator cable fuse and crank right i feel like those are the only three important things i'm not getting any kind of bounce off this so i don't think it's gonna work [Music] let's try the plank no items spawn randomly in the first granny too they just they do a seed they generate a seed that has the items where we want them so i imagine it'll be the same here is a tier 1 pensive it's weird i can't throw this down and stand up at the same time might be too big no can't throw something down and stand up at the same time thanks recep kinkan did you share the potato pancake recipe if you just watch the video you can follow along we do all the measurements on camera yeah it looks like they patched out item bouncing oh that time i got a little bounce well not a bounce but i was able to stand up at least [ __ ] when you're gonna play judgment again oh any day literally any day now yeah yeah let me see if i can just clip through the main door at the end or if there's like a trigger that i need to hit like in the first granny so there's an alligator in here but i wonder oh that's gone there's the prime egg lotion can you watch the gta san andreas speed run it went from 3 hours to 14 mil to 14 minutes it's a really amazing glitch they found i feel like i saw that isn't it just you can uh it's taking the motorcycle into one of the houses and you can cheat the game to the last mission or something it's something like that maybe you can cross it with a plank no that's not going to work like that it's an insane use of srm stale reference manipulation you can't jump in this game that's why bouncing was so big in granny one all right i'm just gonna wait for people smarter than me to find a good route hopefully that'll be a good speed running game i think it will at some point they'll find something cool is this game fun no i think granny sucks things to give some potato taste have you ever tried daisy i played daisy when it was still the mod for arma i didn't play it once it was standalone of course i've seen germa's dollhouse stream play madden 22. i was thinking about it but apparently the story mode isn't goofy fun it's just boring a bad games tier list that'd be like hundreds and hundreds of games i'd have to think of is it tier one will descender there's the tier one urban blue this is the prime rwanda and we played the best action adventure game shadow man i know what that is i've never played it but i do know the game it's on ps2 here's the five gift subs cosmic euphoria tv and the reset jmoney and the bits luke in front no i don't think i'm gonna start a new another new game today but maybe something we've already played before or if there's any interesting news going on right now any wild drama you know i love that [ __ ] there's a tier one kizo world is it tier one northern mech i was considering dark souls 2 speed run because that one's the fastest and i think it's the coolest i think it has a really nice route but you have to do like pre-patch version actually let me find it i'm pretty sure it's less than 14 minutes nope it is 14 minutes 40 seconds 20 seconds from stennis i like the binocular tech he's a prime lucky shot it seems really hard though why the early stream was there something special i missed bro granny 3 came out today yeah you missed something special thanks for your sup gamer child i just bought granny three what were your first impressions oh it sucks yeah it's just like the other grannies it's not fun it's boring just a normal generic horror game hope you have fun though have you found the first speed run route nope when are you gonna play bioshock infinite i'll do all the bioshocks at some point kind of like we did for arkham it just seems so hard i really like it but it looks like it's gonna take me for [ __ ] ever to get the hang of why is he so fast with the binocular tech you look through the binoculars you do a roll you do some other input and then you get like a massive turbo speed boost how the [ __ ] do people find this [ __ ] yeah on some of them i don't know but i guess not many people remember this but back when i was first starting youtube i used to do gears montages and i had a glitching clan of my own and i used to hunt glitches and [ __ ] too it's just trial and error you just come up with like ideas and try them here's the prime snuffing the resub knight and bits arisen uh what the what's the weirdest glitch that's pretty broad the granny speed run tool assisted is 30 seconds right now what is there a new route another new route no same route where you see tool assisted things through something up go is there some super saiyan and his sub heaven sword i do want to do another dragon's dogma play through at some point i really like dragon's dogma three sub zephyr will you play sea of thieves at some point eventually my three sub james and the resub j go you still have to play psychonauts well it hasn't come out yet psychonauts 2 is in five days i think i don't know if i'll do a psychonauts one speed run i'll play through it again of course before the second one just in case anyone hasn't seen the game i'll play through it normal but i don't know if i'll do more speed runs for it it's a really hard speed or not really hard but a pretty tough one oh three days even better is it tier one just ginny what was your best time last time you tried to run for psychonauts it was 52 minutes i think 52 minutes was my all-time best i actually wonder has the root changed at all in the last couple years oh no it's the same one this is a 30 minute run he's the reserve eliot i'm not gonna be playing the ghost of tsushima dlc playing with the new aliens game fire team elite yeah here i will you play dishonored yeah i'll play through those again at some point uh any reason you're not playing the dlc i just never really played dlc it just feels like it's not worth it it's just like such a short experience i'd rather just wait for the sequel do maternal has very cool runs the wall e game their big speed run for it hour 30 it's a little long for me the diode will have to be turned off yeah every disney movie from like the mid-2000s has a game tie-in at least most of them oh i'll go to the bathroom real quick give me one sec i'll be right back you uh you i'm back team thank you so sharp what's better potato or eggs potato for sure it's not even close i've already speed ran two worlds i'm not really looking for more speedrun games i have a ton right here there's risa retro have you played near reincarnation not yet i probably will at some point though hmm yeah we watched an episode of moment of truth on stream a while back have you ever pooped yourself on stream no not yet good i fell in order was great i wanted did i have a cool speed run i remember we were finding glitches by accident when we were playing it 129 [ __ ] that's kind of long it was a long game though so it makes sense yeah we watched your pulling contest a long time ago come take a look at this out of here seems like he's playing the game normally so far now you should see if it uses your speedrun tech i doubt it does whoa gotta get down you beat granny three yep whoa this is bad yeah [ __ ] slaps should speedrun the courage of the cowardly dog game the old flash game they be looking for the tombs let's hope not you've just got our console i'll try the same work already holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] okay i don't really like minecraft speedruns man there's no like cool glitches or tech in it at least not in the ones i've seen just playing the game normally fast with good rng games with longer speed runs [ __ ] no all the games i speed runner sub 20 minutes i did hear halo infinite won't launch with forge custom games or co-op that sounds like three four three damn the incredible speed run is sub 20 minutes don't know which one you're talking about unless you're talking about the incredible speed run drama that i talked about a while ago here's the resub young man have you checked out yeah sucky doe i used to try and speedrun it it's just really hard thoughts on skyrim re-releasing again yeah you should have seen it coming it's been too long since we've had a skyrim re-release it's exciting can't wait for skyrim again [Music] what's it re-releasing for money i don't know what do you mean do you mean like what's the occasion 10 years it's the anniversary hey amy yes have you seen the dishonored speedrun route yeah it's pretty cool but it releases with a fishing mechanic true skyrim anniversary has fishing have you seen balloon shop it sounds familiar oh there's just people talking about it yeah i remember these guys is there some futuristic surely there's got to be some like drama or some [ __ ] going on come on can't just be the gofundme scam i've seen plenty of speedruns now someone give me something juicy going on in the world well more specifically online i guess this han's house is boring drama it's old news only fans taking off porn i've already talked about in deep detail that was very interesting super kids racing i don't know what that means you could always just start some i don't think it's fun to be in the middle of drama it's fun to be on the outside learning about it oh true that was pretty big to me bezos wants to sue nasa for giving musk the contracts [ __ ] billionaire drama that sounds like [ __ ] destiny accidentally took cocaine he took meth by accident last i heard that's not really like drama either he just took meth and he's like [ __ ] i can't sleep is it tier one mr self-destruct they're giving abandon for free for anyone who played the haunting early access oh blue box is the gift that keeps on giving all five people that played the haunting before they took it off where did you see that they keep deleting every tweet they ever make thanks to the resub god in purely adhd you on matt's twitter what no it's blue box game studio what are you talking about oh let's see there's a prime x living with first-person shooter disease is that a skit oh i am on matt's twitter oh [ __ ] i forgot he logged on so we can make the tier list i can [ __ ] him up real good right now oh i'm gonna hold on i'm gonna scare him what's that's something that's something i can type i don't want to be bad i just want to like put the fear of god in him the good thing is even when if he does change his password and [ __ ] i'll still be signed on here hmm i'll think of something in a minute doll house jeremy's doll house has been incredible there's the reset potato i'll try and do something a little spooky oh this yes i think this is a good one yeah that'll [ __ ] scare him thanks a tier one duncan you check out nissan z no did you say that as well aaron i saw someone say among us i might have actually it might have been you and i was like that's a pretty good [ __ ] idea this is how i finally prank matt back let's go oh [ __ ] there's the reset narwhal let's resub keegan am i playing nah but who knows thanks to the bits arisen and the resub red faze rug tweeted that only fans girls will now need to find real jobs you're getting him mixed up with faze sway i never really understood that that dude posted that [ __ ] and then was celebrating everyone hating him bragging about his engagement but twitter engagement is useless you don't make any money on it so he was literally just getting [ __ ] on for no reason for a long time and pretending to be happy about it i'll never understand losers like that to be honest yeah i understand that it's like trolling or whatever but what like i don't get it because you don't get anything from it like if you got money from the engagements him taking the victory lap would make sense but he doesn't all he does is just lose followers from it and then everyone hates him and he already plays fortnite so it's not like he's doing super well anyway all his followers are like 12. yeah but still i don't get it he's 16 i think so he's also a child but i really don't understand it like there's just absolutely zero to be gained from that opinion on food review videos i think there's a market for dog food reviews there was a guy that used to eat dog food and give a review of it you could take his market because he hasn't been on in a long time he may have died to be honest but that means there is an opening what do you think of the hassan drama yeah i just don't really care about it it's pretty uninteresting the only thing i find offensive about it is that he's living in l.a is a [ __ ] i already said that but thanks for the reset bread yeah i actually hate l.a more than new york the more i think about it the more i realize just how much i [ __ ] dislike la i've been to new york more often and i've stayed there more like a longer period but la is just a special kind of evil [ __ ] sucked new york's bad but it's no l.a are you caught up with the ethan trisha and keemstar drama i think that has to be the most uninteresting drama of all time it's it's this one person who's extremely petty that shouldn't be on the internet i think it's extremely unhealthy that trisha even is on the internet it's horrible for her mental health and everyone that follows her and it's her being exploited it's just sad it's not entertaining it's [ __ ] sad things through some scour and a bit some guy we play old school runescape again yeah maybe at some point i'm going to play a new destiny 2 season next week no i'm not an idiot i'll wait for the raid and then get ready to grind for the raid right before it's time here's the prime danson and the resub sloppy vagine you never grind though work smarter not harder goddamn right next to give subs mooster i did cinder's mind for dark souls i didn't finish it though i did like it i just didn't finish it you play any split gate after the big update not yet yeah i keep hearing about this heavenly controller drama and i don't know what that is so i'll look that up might as well not do anything else what are the allegations against heavenly controller and what has long beach griffey said he's gonna oh here i can just put this on the screen i guess heavenly controller has been accused of allegedly sexually assaulting a number of women it seems like a messy situation okay how about instead of reading the sun i'll just look up a video on it and it'll break it down right jesus these are long holy [ __ ] maybe not ever thought about trying to make your own game eventually yeah i mean i i like some of the creators that i've seen already here like omni but i don't want to watch 36 minutes of this drama when i don't know anything about heavenly controller yeah the god slap poster got there before the comics comics will be right behind it apparently they had to ship out the poster before comics so people got posters already in comics should be in the next day or two there's a recent tone boone have you thought of any have you thought into any jesus have you thought any really good scams for the sake of money every scam is for the sake of money and yeah nfts that's free that's that's easy scams people are begging to be scammed with nfts people absolutely love to get scammed with nfts yeah it looks like he covered multiple subjects i don't think hassan is involved in the heavenly controller drama what are you gonna do about people posting godslap online for free nothing we'll obviously have a digital download for issue one as well and if people just re-upload it for free you can't really stop that as long as people enjoy it i guess that's what matters the most people pay for it that's cool if they don't that's also fine makes a resub green have you ever been to the castle in ebore uh i think i went once or twice in college is that the one that has the old guy with his dick out the senator they call him the senator it's that place right that's the castle i'm planning to play indoor lilies first i've heard of that the abba and preach verse fresh and fit drama the whole thing started when one of the fresh and fit dudes insulted the other dude's wife i don't understand it all with them is that the name of the people abba and preach and famous and fit what was something in fit fresh and fit things there were some bejeweled i'll look it up let's see god all this is so long i don't want to watch [ __ ] 40 minute videos about explaining why a guy insulted another guy's wife oh that's ender lily's right right you should try and play ghost runner i already did streamed that entire game when it came out thanks to resub gorman we tried humankind is that the game where you start as a monkey you're like a little monkey leading your other monkeys around no oh you're gonna play the 10th anniversary skyrim edition [ __ ] no make sure you so boyd i released that like a thousand times why would i play that again it does have fishing you know what [ __ ] yeah i'll play it i'll pre-order it when's it come out let's see it's not on steam yet it's a free upgrade if you have special edition oh huge just bought that there's a prime connor k yeah i played hollow knight i didn't finish it i didn't even get far but i did play it i heard spy guy don't know what happened but i did hear about it he's a prime private iron would rank you in split haven't touched rank in a while so just plot two still i think the resub snoozy no i don't think i'm going to do the ghost of tsushima dlc i just never played dlc i just don't find it fun it's so short usually feels lackluster i just don't think it's worth it it's reasonable next we said backdoor i'm going to try and rock a blade point not today but at some point with matt and danny they want to try it i don't think it looks good but i'll still give it a whirl there's the prime chowder and the recent poison dart i used to love ghost and goblins thanks there's some pizza slayer oh i get your scootch this still just doesn't seem worth it we're not doing youtube today unless there's like some cool interesting drama going on we did youtube last night and we just played granny three i did play the back for blood beta the versus mode is irredeemably awful but everything else is pretty okay it's fine serviceable no no fallout today will i play the new life is strange game with that comes out in september yes yes i will they have the dumbest ideas for super powers and i know their new one is about being able to see people's emotions so it's called true colors and i know it's about the main character that's able to look at a another character and tell if they're happy or sad like the most basic human trait ever and that's the superpower when does it come out let's see september oh it's right around the corner let's go that's crazy using her empathy powers like the literally the most basic human function sometimes it really feels like the people that make video games or psychopaths like they think having empathy is a superpower it's like so rare let me see resub sometimes we get a stream tonight i'm going to head out here in a little bit eat work out and i'll probably i'll be back on around like 9 or 10 est what are we going to do tonight i haven't decided yet but i'll think about it in the meantime there is no empathy in video game companies ain't that the truth i've been watching tokyo or avengers i really like tokyo avengers a lot i think it's very good i like to your eternity as well but i think revenge is better if being shy is a superpower what about having self-esteem that makes you a super villain you're not allowed to be confident the five give subs rude appreciate that that is your that's a good point phoenix have you played there are ghosts in these stalls no what is that oh it's actually just ghosts in the [ __ ] it's a three-minute toilet cubicle horror let me give some thunder why am i even trying to get noticed by an old friend what are you gonna stream earthworm jim or dex never this game looks pretty fun thanks for that bertie i've got another big announcement for moist esports after stream today so when i sign off i'm gonna post something on twitter about the future of moist esports kinda ish this game looks like [ __ ] i don't know why you recommended this this [ __ ] sucks i also wasn't paying attention for half of it but nothing was happening sorry i got distracted by literally anything else check out chila's art horror games haven't we played a couple of those will you have jay schlatt on the podcast i mean if he wants to that's up to him you like boobs yeah pretty [ __ ] cool i saw a video today on reddit i wish i could play it on stream there's this lady at like a rave or a concert or something and she popped her titties out and started squirting milk all over the people around her it was nuts i had no idea that was possible so she'd just take a titty and just start like [ __ ] full autoing it it was really cool what's it called i don't know just on reddit what subreddit that was probably public freak out or something maybe unexpected [Music] have you seen the case of auto warmbier no it sounds like a history lesson kidnapped by north korea i have seen oh i've seen at least half of it it's not like a hot video aaron like the milk squirting is more of like an impressive feat i feel like there'd be a video a teacher would have shown me an anatomy and physiology too in university like it's nothing like hot it's just like really cool i don't know it's impressive what the human body can do yeah i know it's an old video still a cool one there's the resub boater she showers a girl's face with milk yeah the festival was getting kind of wild it was a pretty wild one video was underwhelming how much [ __ ] lactating porn do you watch what bro she was firing milk out of both nipples like it was a like dna helixes of milk coming out of her titties it was awesome how is that underwhelming there's the prime knowledge it would definitely be different just really actually tier one illumi no i'm not going to do any marriage speed runs today i still do want to do a breast milk tear list at some point i think that would be so interesting i don't know where we'd source the breast milk but it'd be really interesting i think here's the prime suckauto thanks to the resub note taker how would you differentiate the milk well from the the source like whatever woman submitted it so that they'd be based they'd basically be the brand scared to play a puppet combo game what do they make probably not very good horror games did they make layers of fear murder house and stay out of the house is that it oh they may oh they made the um power drill massacre didn't they i know this company yeah they're not very good not for me it's just really standard horror [ __ ] but with like an 80s aesthetic to it so it's really slow and clunky i'm not a big public unless their new games are better than their old ones i couldn't tell you the last one i played was power drill massacre they only have two games on steam what happened they made power drill massacre they made babysitter bloodbath what happened to all that none massacre that was another one would you play spore probably not are you the five gift sub still not navi thank you for that wish you were in free guy i had to turn down the role it was beneath me if it's not a lead role i i just didn't want it road 96 has been recommended a decent bit i'll have to look into it charlie do something we just finished granny three and i was looking for anything interesting going on in the internet which it seems like there's nothing i'm gonna go eat work out i'll be back on later don't know what we'll be playing later doing but i'll cook up something uh in like five hours i'll be on around like nine or ten thanks everyone for tuning in then we donated big thanks new subs welcome aboard sub means a lot so thank you for subbing enjoy the emotes i appreciate the generosity and i hope you all have a wonderful rest of your day thanks again everyone and i'll see you tonight

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Published: Sat Oct 09 2021