Minecraft with my Girlfriend - Part 1

[Music] [Applause] welcome one and all furries will take over friends in your pants welcome to minecraft where everything is nice and everything is lovely until a creeper shows up and blows your [ __ ] out through your front but you know what gamers never die they just respawn you look great from behind oh hi hi look the clouds are actual clouds now the sun is a ball we got shaders up in this [ __ ] it's so nice basically our minecraft is better than everybody else's minecraft right axe a picky uh that's all i need for right now would you like to use my workbench lady you have a workbench right damn look at this i want to find lava just waiting for the lava to go away i stink i didn't i didn't do anything oh dark oh oh a bell a bell ding ding ding ding ding whoa there's so much minecraft around here what do your elvenar see [ __ ] all honestly just a bunch of trees ah [ __ ] can i get up here no this place stinks i don't want to go here oh [ __ ] having trouble no oh hold c oh [ __ ] hi in the water i go i have no idea where you are yeah i think we got lost from each other oh god i'm hungry oh i'm making food find me i tried to sprint and i couldn't make the jump over here wow look at those reflections look at those reflections oh dude we could have like a lava wall in our house hmm you wanna do that yeah you like the lava huh do you wanna do that yeah we'll just encase it in glass i don't this location doesn't feel very special though um i mean you're not wrong what have we built the house on top of that hmm maybe you have stairs going up yeah it's a lot of work though i just want to make a box i just want sleep i'm so done dude this is totally it i do like that there's mushrooms nearby yeah mushroom house lava house yeah why not horse house there's water right there we've got the whole world at our oyster well i guess i better start collecting sand again what do you call someone who does spells with sand pills with sand a sandwich okay what's the orientation of our house gonna be go uh what do you mean like where's the door gonna be where's the hole for the mine gonna be all that jazz go let's do the same as we did with the other house so this is like the floor here's gonna be the hole down so down down this way yeah there you go i'm off on an adventure see babe ips panels have a lot more uh contrast ratios and a lot more colors therefore screen ends up looking a lot more like vivid and contrasted than normal tm panel kind of washes things out huh but they get faster refresh rates but ips is catching up or will it ever be as good now i don't know some people the jury's out on that one there's a lot of a lot of contentious opinions no idea what you're talking about oh into the fiery satan [ __ ] you go oh there's a lot of them so cozy you should make some iron isn't that awesome hold on hold on death awaits how much we need these shaders are [ __ ] dope how cool that is makes me all warm and cozy if you're not feeling warm and cozy right now then get the [ __ ] out of here on my at now 14. we're almost there puggy woggies you got diamonds literally right in front of me dude you have an iron pickaxe yeah okay that's insane dude i'm [ __ ] cracked at minecraft oh and it's a big deep vein i'm gonna be able to put a [ __ ] iv drip in it oh [ __ ] i heard an arrow i'm fleeing this is an iron pickaxe i'm playing uh he's one shot oh he's coming down he's gonna be not after me kill him don't bring him to the diamonds i don't have a shield or anything wait what what is coming uh scaling man oh i thought you're sure you're bringing a [ __ ] creeper oh no that would be worse look at this diamond oh make a guess what diamond is in dutch diamond the amount the amount i always like to make sean guess because it's a sean dutch sound like sounds like a made up language it just sounds like you're it sounds like the way i pronounce things funnily in english skelly man still coming no you duked him there's a setting for dynamic lights it's in video settings oh god i'm getting attacked again [ __ ] he's back i'm [ __ ] coming no messes with my girl oh thanks you are protected [Music] happy morning well we haven't even finished the house yet uh bro you got a hoe no yeah i don't know why i asked that no one ever has a hoe those are stupid oh that's scary is that the sleep bell is that the end of day bell time to sleep ah child child kill the child oh you killed a child that's [ __ ] up i'll do it again okay i heard you panic and i just saw the cloud of an explosion uh it's fine i wanted this hole next to our house i can make it i'm tall i can do it nice think think tall thoughts nope can i not how do i how do i can i can i put a chest on a chest normally you you can but i think you need a back wall to aim it against right rice head perfect i did it oh maybe we should do like a tiny staircase going down from a door that's what i mean like a little what is [ __ ] happening with my brain today [Laughter] i need more coffee like this yeah oh oh you made actual stairs yeah babe this is where you're the best you make the best stairs i i made staircases wow wow see i need to oh her bats oh and here's kelly's what there's kelly's down here i must find them go for it i need to find rails so i can start putting those down ah my pickaxe it's okay here's one i prepared earlier whoa babe come down look at my hole look to the left holy [ __ ] i know holy [ __ ] this was under our house this whole time damn [ __ ] craziness scary it's crazy what you can do in minecraft you're a little [ __ ] yeah what up it's awesome we can go explore that fall fall oh i'm hitting with arrows i have a gift for you huh oh thank you she's just looking into making one oh i'm off [ __ ] [ __ ] up all right oh i forgot shift is not my slowdown that could have been [ __ ] madness right how do we get down here easily well there is water below me i could just i did it just jump down yeah now the problem is that i'm just i'm just here yeah like how are you gonna get back up um there are methods and ways that the dark side is unnatural that teaches you yeah star wars is my favorite movie i know all the quotes [ __ ] that is not at all at all what i wanted to do that is not it either what are you doing i miss clicking everything right now i'm the worst i'm trying to like make the most efficient path back up and i'm failing miserably at it all right we need to just do this i'm just thinking out loud they are not they are not good thoughts my brain is working at like [ __ ] zero miles an hour today now i wait for windows oh excuse me sir [Laughter] i heard that explosion from here look what happened hey i'm back oh [ __ ] i heard a skelly attack me and arrow came down he landed next to me and then a creeper just fell down from like 50 feet in the air this [ __ ] landed next to my feet and blew my whole world up do you like the progression on the house in the meantime yes lovely this is great this looks real nice anyway down i go good luck have fun i am having a very hard time over right now come on down gabbers come admire your handiwork hi hi so you come in through here uh ignore this that's stupid uh you come over here and then you come down here and it's like whoa you need all this yeah the [ __ ] and then over and then over here you can just use the water to get down oh god oh i almost fell and then you're down in the cave system nice then to get back up you just follow the yellow brick road overcome drop forest down here hold on this is not done yet construction work in progress nice and then you i'm gonna build a wall here awesome hey there's some in there i know i i've been getting it okay took a long time to build a wall good job babe that's amazing thanks so supportive your house cool too good job good job both of us right now okay for right now i'll put the torch in my hand because i can't see [ __ ] and let's face it the shield didn't really do a whole lot did it the goggles they got rules i fell in the hall again did you die no i deserved it though so what place is a death trap why did i build this it's like building a trampoline out of razor blades the house is coming together nicely good job thank you funny my brain was coming together nicely feels good to be a gangster i do really want to find a dungeon mine shaft though yeah that'd be cool because i want the rails so i can do all of this i mean there's a really good chance that that castle just connects to one i [ __ ] hate this he almost fall down i was running down the steps and a zombie or a skeleton hit me with an arrow and knocked me off the steps as i was going stinks no i'm gonna kill you and your family oh i don't have a shield i'm just putting torches everywhere oh life is very difficult here in jackland today i'm meant to do it i meant to do that i meant to do that well [Music] have you ever wanted a coffee that just quenches your thirst like no other you can go to top of the morning coffee.com to get yours hey i'm back welcome back i just missed you a lot i really wanted to see your face yeah hey well i just finished with the windows hey hi bye bye i worked so hard i didn't think it was possible for your heart to actually make its way up into your throat but here we are ah stink welcome to jack's world or death awaits at every corner usually for me oh no oh no stay over there sir i i see you you're not their eyes on you you're not hidden you ain't slick yeah you you're so far down he's coming for me don't you [ __ ] dare blow up my perfectly symmetrical blocks right now ah he's chasing me so pretty i'm gonna give him the slip i put um wood on the roof and i really like it i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone i don't know if i want to like make the beams again maybe i'll leave it like this i'm coming gabbers just hold on i need more torches oh [Music] that's the son of a [ __ ] that i found on the stairs he followed me up [ __ ] me i knew i should have [ __ ] killed him yeah [ __ ] oh our furnaces [ __ ] maybe we should go to bed at least you saw him in time yeah i won't go asleep now oh god oh enderman ah get up jesus [ __ ] him up i want his pearls no [Music] [Laughter] oh good for you wow so cozy what a beautiful house we did it i don't like all this dirt next door though i don't like our neighbors yeah our view is obstructed we might want to do something about that you want me to kill our neighbors it's kind of [ __ ] up all right i built trap doors to go downstairs they are not in the right orientation but um you might want to put iron in chests before you go down are you saying that i'm going to die is that what you're implying i also need iron so i see how it is you know you can just select use you connect i take it's a win-win how do i use it the doorbell's in place cuts you off when you get too loud so like nothing happens and then it's like that feature was actually created because of me jacksepticeye suppression i'm being assaulted in minecraft and i don't know where from wait oh he's here something right here he has a skills what a stinker wait okay i gotta be careful okay where oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone i'm good oh [ __ ] yeah i am speed there's an endearment down here don't fight me by the water [ __ ] yeah you won't yeah you won't yeah fall in the water [ __ ] [Laughter] i was tapping left click and it wasn't [ __ ] working it was like a weird lag in my shielding on my gotti and i got a pearl oh they're fighting each other fight fight fight fight fight that was epic i had a [ __ ] i had a pay-per-view show down here this is the first time in a long time that i've actually come back up of my own free will um you're coming back up but there's a zombie that's fine i'ma [ __ ] them up do it oh yeah look at that look at the action hi hi wow we're gonna have like a staircase coming down here and then we have like a little basement workspace area i'll have to extend the house though do you have cobblestone bruh i need a ton does this look like cobblestone dude give me those fat snacks um maybe we shouldn't have our stuff like this out in the open well that's why i'm working i'm making the underground workspace that's where it's all gonna go so it's all gonna happen yeah what i mean is that when i'm trying to build [ __ ] now there's zombies attacking us all over the place we should probably go to bed oh yeah that too come on [Music] oh i heard that we're fine everything is aoki daisies wow this is cool oh my god run away from the house okay i was about to fight it yeah good idea good idea oh you got it nice good job good job this area you know it's the regular mine shaft it goes all the way down to nothing right now that's where the rail is going to be okay then you come this way and you come all the way down mm-hmm then still the waterfall uh yeah it's so awesome it's like being at a [ __ ] playground for adults uh over there is he that [ __ ] happens okay that [ __ ] happens when you come down here you gotta be on your toes uh i died here i died over there i died behind you and then i went down here oh wow this is gonna be another strip mine when we needed uh and then in here there's a lava pool it's pretty epic say hi yeah hi level what is gold there oh no cobblestone don't say that because chat will never leave me alone and then you come over this way it was uh and then through here and then there was this entire cave system in here what and no mine shafts hmm yeah we don't we're not hearing one so what you doing getting some iron oh there's iron there yeah is that the iron i missed oh [ __ ] [Laughter] i've been down here for like 20 minutes and don't see it and then you show up for five seconds and show me yeah how it's done it's this monitor man the lighting it's so light um here you go nice lady what i give stone oh tank um i kind of have to go on a food run oh god you're scared out of me i thought you were on my right no i'm everywhere i i was just thinking like man i gotta be careful it's nighttime oh yeah let's go sleep we need to move those boxes sleep sleep yeah um we need i need to go find some animals need to start making time for farm animals i think so because we need like a decent source of food that's true um all right i'm just gonna do all of this regardless of how much it's grown and then just replant everything at the same time oh this is turning out lovely um do you an axe i only have a wooden one let's make that top box got it that looks pretty good looks better for sure and then maybe we should have a separate box for medals yeah well that's what i'm saying now we can put two boxes next to those so we have four large chests all next to one another and then we can even do this side as well if we need to yeah well no this is going to be a staircase up eventually and then we'll have a library oh right right right right oh i'm talking about your champion oh a sheep a [ __ ] grand lad oh need to find you a buddy though oh we also need to start fencing then back home uh maybe make it further away because i don't want to listen to these baba bastards when we go to bed the baba [ __ ] well that's real big we're gonna make tons of animals oh tubing oh lordy you're gonna have a bunch of babies let me um make you some carpet yes please baby made now grow up grow up fast please so we can make more babies there's nothing wrong with this even though technically it's really [ __ ] up what happened come to the basement what happened hey what happened we need a [ __ ] skeleton farm without realizing it oh my god jesus christ i was thinking like why do i keep hearing skeletons where are they the door well that's terrifying probably from all the holes i dug they were all just waiting there sheepers that was the best oh wow nice see what i'm up to yeah very nice you see this hecking oh my stinky hole good morning [Music] oh [ __ ] make baby thank you thank you for baby make oh a chicken what oh you're throwing eggs i threw an egg at you in a chicken born i spring for you how dare you touch my girlfriend she has a boyfriend i protected you thanks did you kill the chicken no oh i hear zombies downstairs again oh i'm coming zombies i messed up the crops what we have a big problem okay let me come wait where's my sword um how many is it oh no well [ __ ] i can do this i can do this i can do this maybe we should have put more torches in the got him nice you're a pro [ __ ] yeah you don't die 17 times for nothing [Music] bless you we're off on an adventure let's go enderman jesus christ i'm almost dead [ __ ] wookie uh i die too oh our adventure was quite short god damn it round two i have so much random crap on me still yeah i didn't dump any of it you gotta do a big dumpy this looks promising ow my freaking feelings wow cole maybe i found a massive hole part of me wants to jump down and die i'm gonna try something [Music] what did you just try it works that was awesome yeah super fun let's come back and play so much more soon yeah

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Keywords: jacksepticeye, minecraft, minecraft with my girlfriend, minecraft jacksepticeye gab smolders

Id: uE9TsrobNpA

Length: 28min 33sec (1713 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 19 2021