Minecraft Funny Moments - Ender Dragon Turd Hunt

hello hey what's up dude welcome we got you a present what is this it's a paw up sheep that's pretty sick man oh I like you I like him it's yours oh yeah alright we're going up to the top your tree oh yeah hold on what let me let me put some away cuz I feel like I'm gonna die I just have a feeling all right here we go oh you're gonna be happy about this oh yeah yes holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this you managed from no bamboo to pet parrots PS subscribe to vanossgaming [Laughter] right but you get to name them so brock i'm gonna give you the name tags oh you're gonna call them use code Wow okay could you reverse it yeah they love cookies my favorite snack I [ __ ] killed him are you [ __ ] kidding me really what happens in real life no just minecraft minecraft is real life but there you go you killed my parents there Ivan yoni yeah I killed Logan Paul's burns yeah that's right it alone warrior the great survivor all right you boys may be wondering why I brought you here to the Pyramid of poo that's just cuz we're this this is where we just had to convene for this meeting alright I think it's time I think we're ready to fight the ender dragon yeah to get to the ender dragon we have to get to the end to get to the end we have to find the ender portal different from another portal no glow it's different that's the same thing okay ender portal now to find out we need to take the I of end we have here get that Oh make a green [ __ ] yeah yeah we make that you make this with the ender pearls in Bleach that's a cucumber isn't it anyway we take the green what's all that white stuff on it what have you been doing with it the fauna we throw the green butthole and it will go in the air and then land and point us in that direction we just keep following it hold on hold on hold on let me fly excess has slots around it where you put in the eyes of ender to activate the portal some of them will be filled in but some will be missing which is why we need extra and your eyes okay that's right you figured this all out on your own right this [ __ ] has been known for like six years on xbox no no all right throw the first I have entered it will point us in the correct direction are you ready direction where'd it go you didn't you're in this direction boys no no no let me throw it let me throw I got I got a guy I'm throwing it okay well then throw it whoa we need to those I'm going in infants boy how'd you know how to boat I want to ride in Wildcats boat everyone pair up and get boats all right off to victory that's right uh let's just go good ways and then we'll check again in a few minutes this is a beautiful chasm over here if you look to the right you'll see no glues moms [ __ ] accurate we're going up boys going up Brian they can do this way go this way oh yeah so the portal has slots that you have to fill with you probably tried to but you wouldn't shut up whoa back this way we passed it so listen dumb [ __ ] I threw the ender pearl in a wind backups a direction which means we went past it I'm throwing what I'm throwing yeah it went down it's right here boys that's right here straight down just kind of alternate dude shred down guys go inside each other I oh this is it all right come down boys what is this standard castle what is this this is this is the end this is the end or fortress that's what this is called I got you [Laughter] [ __ ] just biting me toes now we got to find the actual portal but there's also chest along the way god damn stop brick and [ __ ] these doing culture stay together come back to me guys I found I'm coming back to you this is the portal right here oh [ __ ] it's fine it's fine so the way it works so the way it works is you just jump into the lava and it'll teleport you it'll like burn for a few seconds and then it teleports you to the end we need to fill up these holes with our the rest of our ender eyes so put them in there if you have them there we go we're only missing a few more stop if I go in there I'm gonna kill you and everyone you love or we need far more I have the final four so if you knock me in your phone just play some work now you [ __ ] [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here now just build up build up build up [Laughter] [Music] even to kill this thing I'm pretty sure can we do an intro or no small room just join just spawn in should be yeah SpongeBob's [ __ ] real quick everybody gather round I got some posters we're gonna splash it down that's why night-vision nice nice oh [ __ ] step to swiftness falling mind your way out boys let's go these drugs really [ __ ] hit her don't mind me there's Enderman everywhere there's everywhere to them what do you want Matt what do you want us to do while cat on top of the towers there's little beams of light we have to snipe them they'll explode they heal the ender dragon we gotta get rid of Holly Caitlyn [ __ ] me dude these Enderman won't [ __ ] leave me alone oh [ __ ] I'm sorry how do you know look at them you look down it's the cage right it's not breaking you this supposed to break or something yeah and they explode you'll see come on [ __ ] they're all gone right we can actually fight the dragon now let's [ __ ] ma I got high ground base what's up everyone shoot Charles at it Oh God ma come on Oh free shot pre-fire oh come on the face but the face is come on come on 360 he's going northeast to 40 I lost my other falling [Laughter] [Music] I'm about to be dragging my nuts all over this dude well amazing I'm dead hi how's it going who died me rock me and Evan oh so we've got the portal after the poor let brings us to the end city now we've to throw something in or one of the green things that oh it's a green boat hole or the green is a nice bead basically what something green from the Enderman goes in here okay and yeah I wanted for a chance of getting the ended NCD and if we get in there it's it's good it'll be good crack would be good fun if we don't well it's just tough [ __ ] we've got a feet ender dragon again and we gotta try again what do they want I don't have enough arrows for them going in oh is it there um here we go what do we do here this is [ __ ] where the roads were in the wrong place so we gotta beat the ender dragon again no we can just go can we just go back and try again and we just trouble so this is the dragon poopboys gonna get home and make a little monument flat poo dragon poop looks like now I like that I watch Game of Thrones when did this [ __ ] in it the eights in the third season good answers all right I got some credits right no [ __ ] let's see which [ __ ] made this notch [ __ ] they used to hear voices before players could read back in the days when those who did not play a call the players witches of Oryx all players dreams they flew through the air on sticks powered by weight you can't actually mind the egg can't mind me how do we get home a seat listen listen all right so obtaining a dragon egg a single dragon egg is generated on top of a dragon egg cannot be mined directly as trying to do so will cause it to teleport oh you ever the egg does not teleport if there aren't any airlocks available for it to teleport you which allows it to be mine yes player use its name dying in order the player of games good get me the [ __ ] out just have minecraft the [ __ ] end not this [ __ ] metaphysical [ __ ] that North v Iran is gonna give a [ __ ] about I don't care it's going on about molten rock on he's 25 times [ __ ] sticky hey listen you can't mine it directly no matter whether you've soaked touch or not it doesn't [ __ ] work okay you drop the block below it and it falls onto something like a torch that's what i'ma do you ready pass around the pool narrator just talking - lets go home everyone 360 in there 3 2 1 oh yes show me - put it there yep I keep in mind once you place it like the only way to move it why did we put it on a piece of [ __ ] cheese footings yeah that's the end herb it's an under block is 3 that's it guys minecraft is over we're not gonna play this game ever again includes all the Minecraft videos you will ever see from us we're never gonna play it again so I just reapplied to Subway head they declined me so I'm I'm [ __ ] I hope you enjoy pre-installed for tonight just kidding I never uninstalled it but now I'm just again everyone flex no I want to mom I'm gonna make a dick and creative oh sweet mini-me hey I'll join you tune in for my next video a comprehensive guide on how to build a big penis in Minecraft for dummies [Music] [Music]

Channel: VanossGaming

Views: 4,996,857

Rating: 4.9500294 out of 5

Keywords: Vanoss, Vanossgaming, BasicallyIdowrk, Nogla, Wildcat, Terroriser, Moo Snuckel, Minecraft, Ender, Dragon, Boss, Fight, turd, silly, funny, gaming, parrot, pet, rage, credits

Id: mtcH7XZllOE

Length: 16min 44sec (1004 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 11 2019