Minecraft Funny Moments - Bad Treasure Hunt with the Homeless!

all right what up yeah what is up so I made a few important updates to this whole tree house operation so as you could see over here I have a staircase over here now got a little staircase oh wow and then over here let me guess let me guess we got staircases on staircases look at this look it over here look at this Jesus Christ guys I have a problem Jesus Christ I'm addicted stairs alright it's time it's time for the big mission we're gonna find a treasure chest yeah okay so what we need to do is we need to go exploring in the ocean right and I'm gonna on the bed of the ocean there's gonna be something ships and then one of those ships there better goddamn be a treasure map and when we find the treasure map we need to hunt down the treasure chest alright alright I see if you've done this before you know what we're doing oh okay well we're gonna make you a pirate we're gonna initiation part - no you [ __ ] you [ __ ] don't what a [ __ ] you going ah no our journey starts here here boys let's go over here start our adventure at the ocean I hope it's a chicken I'm ready for this adventure right let's get a ship ship getting a boat yeah we're gonna start trouble so you need to look look down and try and see if we can find if we can find some like ships under the water it's not is not where I drop the pincer which me not give you three stars let me give you three stars is some [ __ ] you're taking the long route is saying uber anything underneath there I see seaweed Brian where are you I'm right in front of you I'm rowing your boat oh yeah that's right there's new there's another boat right there you said where did the shipwrecks typically lie oh here right underneath me here's a shipwreck oh my God look at that there's a lot of stairs on that ship god she's a beauty all right time to get this [ __ ] map Oh what is this I found creeper is that it or no we're not a breath in here in here other side other side wait I need my breath no there's a doorway here that we can share air come in here come in here Anthony wait for it there you go see wait for vanoss what is up guys free pin I am goodie bit Amer there okay come in all right all right wait losing air we're losing air what's in here lots of paper treasure map judge about Aires the treasure okay did you see it cuz I'm gonna I want to take it it's pretty here have it you can yeah why would you give it to him he's gonna use it for toilet paper okay all right I see it I see it fine X looks like the treasures in British Columbia okay it's to the west all right we are going to victory so it's bad that I dropped the map right you [ __ ] better be joking all right follow me so you put the map in the middle square and then you put paper all around it okay I got I got I got boom and then okay now look I read it is it bigger oh it's not bigger boo I see like a dot okay where we're standing and then I see the X that indicators which way we're facing you have to lead us now to the treasure right so we need make sure you have your shovel cuz I'm gonna be in sand we must go this direction onwards to victory it's this direction to this direction clip from Pirates of the Caribbean that right there might be the best pirate I've ever seen alright boys the [ __ ] is he where is he Anthony I'm just just I'm just a little bit to the ahead to the right at the end of the water turn left you guys with me or what I see you see you see you I captain Roy we're just about point the [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] this direction alright let's go there no no no this direction oh jesus [ __ ] christ we're screwed north left Explorer I think we got to go go around this [ __ ] okay sure we parked the boat I could smell the treasure smells like old pennies wanna one treasure in one treasure I want treasure where's the map Jesus hold on okay yep and then we got to go a little bit to the left like this yep I could smell it it's getting closer oh [ __ ] is it right here there's a torch here this is trap was the hell sis is this where the map but there was a torch here somebody was already here yeah was it you no no you already know there's a treasure here you booby-trapped it no this is where the X is it's somewhere around here it's this way it's this direction okay just go this way just wait a second wait a second is this the same treasure we did last time are you [ __ ] care are you kidding me are you seriously kidding me you told me that map show me that map have you got two maps on you those torches job fun good job Ryan good job way to go are you [ __ ] way to go buddy no that's it good job man I'm gonna I'm gonna dig your own digging Your Grave oh my I'm doing your grave is literally like here this is where it was like down right here look that's where we dog some of [ __ ] I'm sorry how can I find let's like every single [ __ ] pirate ship had the same [ __ ] map good it's a good prank man it's good prank I'm so [ __ ] pissed well that's all right man you only have yourself to blame all right keep your eyes peeled like a banana or an orange oh there's a dolphin I think I think I saw a dolphin and guide us Wooper guide us they take us to the shipwreck I think they do once I stop bitching off my boat I'll be the tester not actually a thing or you just making that up oh I found it I found it hello adventurer all right Roy looks like Panda found himself right we're going back down oh the robot follow me sprint down what's that what's that what do you got woody yet paper as a map as a map oh wow brings up sprint up sprint up our ship sprint ow again don't does this this is exactly what I felt last time no it's not it's not this is the one that's in British Columbia the one it's like all the way west that's right no it's not well it's not discovered that's definitely not it's okay but it looks like it's it's it's two left right I think you did I think you did it wrong give me this check give me this and I'm gonna make sure we do it correctly I think you told me to do something and I did it you picked the wrong map then we're talking about you had multiple maps on you I feel feel like you had something no something happened finest gaming happened that's what happens subscribe i follow me boys boom this is the my got it you got a is a real is real is real yeah yeah definitely undiscovered treasure in my hand right here okay so this is good so now i need to put it back and make the map bigger dude this is [ __ ] treasure i think is far there we go you got it you got it you got it you get it yeah it's that I swear I'm so [ __ ] terrified we go all this way let me see that let me see you let me see this looks exactly the same as the other one look look look look look look I'll show you I'm standing here and I was like yes we must go this way and look what I [ __ ] did right here Brian right here's the same one it's the same one blaming me huh blaming me huh all right you want to go back there don't go back there alright boys got the treasure map we've got us now we need to go out in that stormy weather Roy I'm ready no no no I didn't go this way let's [ __ ] go okay alright follow Brian onwards to victory are overs better be strong [ __ ] for this voyage we need to go second I feel like we're lost what the hell's there's a door floating here Oh Titanic is close by and we need to go south Jack I'm pretty sure we lost this I should have brought a compass oh you see that lightning Lee [ __ ] that was close yeah that was close get struck by lightning in Minecraft maybe he's this we need to go south east this direction here yeah we're going in the right direction this is good this is good this is progress dude where the hell are we I don't know I didn't know the map was this big Jesus lightning my god Brian are you sure you're not taking us in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean you're gonna kill us no I know I know dude we're going on the right way we're in this Pacific Ocean oh my god we need to say right beside me that looks like you just got struck on my screen that was right beside me can that hurt you I think you can its England we found whoa I found a new continent England my favorite [ __ ] creepers and [ __ ] everywhere the zombies talking in English accent yeah there's a bunch of creepers there's a village over here there's a village ah dude why did we take this route why didn't we just go in the water we need sanctuary have you got food for slumber oh there's a giant guy he's a fine he's an iron golem do I see a forest [ __ ] we're in California get over here what these are really big mushrooms by the way do you see that do you see these mushroom yeah yeah they're big ass mushrooms really holy [ __ ] man I don't know you guys are weird the big fire is oh yeah Oh Liars dude a bad thing to the frame Oh My yes it is oh jeez ow careful right we're close we're close let me follow me where are you that's where you go look get over to me get over to me follow me this way okay it's along this coast here and there forward yeah yeah I think I'm I'm honest it's right here get digging hold on let me see that map okay it's around here don't don't don't further further further further it's like it's like right here are you [ __ ] kidding me your shovel broke already early you dig him boys we'll hit gold eventually because I'm not a [ __ ] shovel keep digging are you kidding me look that's it [ __ ] right here we've been digging so deep right next to this damp oh my it's literally it's really one square down watts we're gonna open it up and there's gonna be like gonna be another treasure maps to that other treasures are you right are you ready to go open it together three two one you know I'll take the animal the hell are emeralds whether they do you can that trick and I'll take some gold I'll take some iron I'll take that blue bouncy ball [ __ ] that is all right you got any more TNT I do blow this sucker up yeah cuz no one else's we can't let anyone else find this [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah all right stand back everybody pan back oh [ __ ] you ready yep there's nothing I don't know maybe the TNT blew what the [ __ ] awesome yeah I did all that for no [ __ ] reason other than to further my desire to no longer live wait after all that all I have to show for it is a block of dirt well that was it I was uh I was a big adventure yeah you know what I'm gonna give you this Panda I'll give you that you have that also you can have this bouncy ball also also you have this and this is throwing it away [ __ ] yeah mr. Xuan Xuan [Music] boys mr. Schwartz right [Music] notice not cheaper that's how I stay [Music]

Channel: VanossGaming

Views: 4,828,534

Rating: 4.9465637 out of 5

Keywords: Vanoss, Vanossgaming, Terroriser, Panda, Silly, Funny, Minecraft, Treasure, Pirate, Map, Rage, keyboard, boat, drown, air

Id: 87qm_eDblu0

Length: 14min 46sec (886 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 01 2019