Minecraft, But Your Health Divides Every Time You Take Damage...

come on fortress please nice we finally found it yes hello fortress hello hello hello no no no no please please please no cause if you haven't read the title already this is minecraft but your health divides every time you take damage i am going to try to beat the game starting with millions of hearts and my health will divide every time i take any sort of damage and with enough damage my health could go down to half a heart so i have to be very careful also a small percentage of viewers who watch this video are actually subscribed so be sure to subscribe and also like for the youtube algorithm anyways that's pretty much it and have a good day three two one go of course we're gonna get stone tools and of course we're gonna just try not to take any sort of damage we got slabs and slabs of slabs oh my god wait no way no no no no no it's a whole village and iron man is here i'm literally getting these speed run seats but i'm i'm not even speedrunning i'm just trying to win the game every single time but oh well all right that's actually beautiful obviously i'm not gonna try to take any damage i might take one thing of damage just so i could show you how much damage i currently have because obviously it shows a couple of hundred parts right but the thing is that it's actually not a hundred hearts if you don't know how the mechanics work i actually have more hearts than it's displaying because minecraft the mechanics of the code of minecraft is not gonna allow me to show how many hearts i actually have but there is one way though let's take some fall damage i've one billion hearts but since i took damage that means i divided the health which means that i i guess i uh had two billion hearts before oh god let's get stone tools at the village wahoo there you go hopefully i don't take damage from you hi hello okay go up go up go go go hello hello hello hello oh my god ah okay i'm doing mistakes already oh my gosh i know 268 million hearts is still not that bad but it's still a lot of the hearts you know still a lot of hearts i've lost essentially 750 million hearts from those two things it hits right there that was not too good okay i need to establish like being way more careful because i know i i think last video i was like oh let's be careful and then i wasn't i'm gonna actually be careful this time in order for me to you know not have that half a heart health that max health that'd be so bad in curse no also i have three ingots what can i do with it i'm going to make a water bucket because if i ever find myself falling off like a cliff or something then i'll be able to prevent the damage by doing like a one of these water clutches yeah all right let's go get some food and then let's go around the area maybe get some more iron and stuff in order for us to you know just not take a lot of damage or just be prepared for what's coming you know i think we found like a nice cave right here oh yeah we're gonna be able to get a bunch of like armor weapons we're gonna be a lot more propped up than we usually are so that's good i'm thinking about the future okay obviously it's not gonna affect me at all i could literally just jump off like a 500 meter building or whatever and then my legs will be completely fine my bones will be strong as ever because i have 250 ish million hearts you know although it's gonna be nice and i won't die from the damage i'll be getting dealt with right now it's gonna hurt me in the future when i at least expect it i i'm really trying to prevent myself from dying let's go make this that i'm thinking about how i'm gonna take any damage and i'm thinking that the the main cause for me to lose a bunch of stuff is probably either fire or fall damage especially in the nether oh god if i take a bunch of fire damage there's gonna be so many fire ticks if i'm on flames i'm gonna lose so much so many hearts it's gonna be so bad i'm gonna have to make sure i have a shield 110 let's make that shield right now boom nice okay let's take our furnaces let's go let's get some quick flint though i'm gonna make that flint steel right now i am ready to go to the nether once we find that lava thingy i should probably make sure that i am going to sleep every night just so i could not worry about these creepy crawlies outside whenever it's nighttime all right we gotta go and find the lava thingy i'm done with that village it literally had little to no food just a bunch of wood dough it was a very very underwhelming village but that's okay we'll find something nicer you know there's always structures out there that is a weak cow please tell me i could find a village oh gosh oh it's turning into a desert and a savannah and there's lava okay perfect perfect perfect we could make another portal right here right now let's do it there you go very cool portal time actually before portal time i'm gonna roam around here just a bit because i know how the deserts are and the savannahs are oh wow that's actually another thing a lava wow but anyways i think there might be a possibility for me to find another village or maybe even like a temple or something so i want to make sure before going into the nether i could possibly find extra resources in order for me to prevent future damage when i go into another oh there is a village right here okay nice perfect let's go get food let's go i'll get all of it iron v2 i'll try not to get hit by you there you go okay no damage this time i'm learning let's go make food i'm hungry and that's a bunch of bread very nice i have over a stack of bread nice let's go let's get out of here now actually before that i'm gonna go and make this i think this is a good investment there you go i did it all right let's go here we go another time fingers crossed it's not a bad area oh okay all right let's get this gold right now i'm going to be very very careful i do not want to mess with the piglens early i want to make sure i get golden boots or just any gold armor right now because if there's any piglets around i don't want to be aggroed by them there you go boom extra security very nice big boys hey do you guys know where the fortress is at hey you hey you take my take my bars hey sir may you please have a transaction oh my god oh my god no no no why that is literally gonna do nothing what is the point here you know what have this gg yeah get comboed by fire have fun this is the fight you asked for sir did you know that exactly that's what i thought we are at currently 134 million although i still have a lot of health still it is a loss i have lost millions of heart from that one hogland what what okay this is a w right here i took an l but i'm taking also a w these seeds are insane you know what i'm gonna do slash scene who wants it free seeds for you there you go have fun also oh gosh there are some scary mobs on the other side of this wall i don't know if this is the fight i want to take right now i have to be careful oh mitigate wait what 67 i didn't take any damage oh no the game still thinks i'm taking damage no the shields are useless how am i gonna do this how am i gonna be able to get some blaze rods even if i don't take damage using the shield blocking the shield still equals damage all right let me think let me think let me think i don't know what i'll be doing exactly but we'll see that is pain that is tier three pain oh my god where are the blazes well let's check this side there it is we found it let me just be careful slowly but surely oh my god there's even the wither skeleton man new plan new plan i'm gonna mine from under we're gonna sneak through oh my god why are you mad at me what do you want oh i'm so happy to be short today i am so short and you're tall haha you can't hit me okay i'm placing that that was very calculated i'm yep yeah that was intentional let's keep moving on okay i'm digging right under the spawner and i think this is going to be a good idea i can hear it it's so close now oh my god they're right there we're getting into the meat of the fortress hi oh my god that would have been bad if i get one fire stick from that it's over i will lose so much health okay i'm gonna make like a pocket right under the spawner right here oh there's one falling in oh it works it works it works this is tedious oh i killed one we got one we actually got a rod no damage at all very nice let's do that but more i honestly hate it here ah no no no no no no i'm at 2 million now no i'm gonna get fire rest first i'm leaving i'll be back guys no no please leave me alone oh that's not good that's not good no no no no please 65 no i bet you're like right now is this really the same guy that had two billion hearts earlier new plan new plan i've learned my lesson i'm going out i'm leaving this place i'm gonna go find a bastion i'm gonna get a bunch of fire res and i'm gonna go fight these blazers later and we've already proved why it's not gonna work we gotta find that bastion right now it stops at half a heart by the way if if you're wondering it literally stops a half heart and pass that far i'm dead all right let's go not the gas not the ghast please okay okay okay okay buddy okay oh my god i don't like your presents you know that gas oh my gosh oh will this hurt me worth it okay all right i could even place the block 32 according to my chat if i take 16 more damages it's not going to be a good look for me i'm going to have maybe half heart i think something like that all right let's go trade with you sir i couldn't find a bastion but i have you at least cool pros wow nice how many pearls oh what i got 10 pools already dream block dream block that's actually so so good i have zero fire as unfortunate let's go and uh make some extra armor with leather because why not there you go even though this is not gonna really help me as much right now it may help me in the future oh another pearl nice we have 11 pearls now very cool i don't even need to go to the bastion honestly it'd be nice though still need that fire res wait is that a bastion over there i'm kind of sauce on that area i'm gonna go check on it though let's go let's go this away oh not the gas again please there's two of them oh god oh god oh god go go go go go go go go go go go strafe strafe strafe okay okay i think we're fine now i think we're okay i think that's it right there let's bridge to this area let's go hopefully i don't die i have gravel let's go down safely this way oh i just realized wait a minute oh my god no new plan new plan what do i do what do i do i have a boat wait hold on let's boat parachute there you go and we go down yeah all right cool is this it is this actually a bastion it looks like it no it has to be no way i hear oink on the other side this is it we found it we are good we are set very very nice any gold blocks hello there is like a part where it would lead you towards the gold blocks but i can't even find that because of just how hogs are mad hogs are mad yo what's up i'm gonna bait them i'm gonna bait them i'm gonna go right here and i'm gonna rush rush rush rush go down go down go down go go go go go those are the gold blocks that we need yes i baited them big okay okay let's get the gold box extract we got 16 gold blocks oh yeah now how are we gonna get out oh boy oh oh they oinking badly oh those are some aggressive oinks i don't like it all right we'll go this way hey what's up um i am not doing any crimes here today at all sir not a single thing that i've stolen my inventory at all i am fine sir let's find a lot of other piglets and stuff oh there's so many right here hey what's up it's the boys it's the boys of course hello boys hey you guys like uh gold that's not been stolen at all you guys like unstolen gold here take this have fun have fun black friday all right let's just wait for them to trade and they'll give me stacks and stacks of pearls and also the fires of course oh i got i got over a stack of pros now this is so nice all right keep going guys keep going i got two stacks now nice oh okay we got the fires perfect there you go okay this is gonna help us when we go and kill those blazers now we should wait until we get another one though just in case nice okay another thing of fire is perfect oh i have an idea let's wait until they drop string if i get string then i'll have a bow and i'll be able to kill blazes from afar no melee i do have feathers so i do have arrows oh i got the string i actually got the string now okay perfect perfect perfect let's go and make that bow there you go we made the bow and now we're going to use the gravel to get flint so we can make those arrows here we go perfect no oh my god oh the muscle spasm in minecraft since when did they implement that oh wait that's just in real life i i just spasmed in real life i forgot i'm actually uh playing a block game this is not real life at least we get more fire res we're at health aka hearts 8k ripperones i can take 14 more hits and that is it that really sucks i hope these arrows are gonna do me well all right we're gonna go and make the arrows now boom boom boom 24 arrows is that gonna allow me to get all seven blaze rods probably not i still probably have to melee them oh gosh that sucks i might have to sacrifice some damage in order for me to get all of the blaze rods which i think will be fine as long as i fight the dragon without taking any damage i think i'll be okay maybe i don't know we'll see please tell me this works i've heard spectral arrows are good does it give me more arrows it does yes okay all right i think it's time for us to go back let's go we got many different things that would help us go and get the blaze rod so that's that's very nice wait we could just take this glowstone right yoink easy dust for more arrows more spectral please thank you we have 48 we have double the arrows we had 24 earlier now we have 48 but they're spectral and yellow and cool good play good play we're back all right cool cool cool we did it success i'm so glad we found that bastion we're going back to the fortress now let's see what we can do here there's a fortress right there i see it i see the bridge i see the blazes oh god block it off block it off block it off i'm going to drink a fire as right now because we are now in blaze territory i'm going to go and fight you hold on that's rod number two nice oh there's another blaze over there shoo you bang nice okay no rod but it's okay we have a system going high oh my god there you go nice nice nice that's another rod we have three now we need seven come on four more four more oh oh my god oh okay okay no damage no damage wait that's so nice i feel a lot more comfortable look at me go yeah try to get me nuh uh no fire as op we got four rods we need three more there's one right there don't care get shot gg slammed come on all right there's two rods down there oh this is looking good yes oh god not that that doesn't look too good oh scary skeletons hello goodbye that's seven rods we gotta go let's leave can we leave now yes goodbye my departure see you later everybody it was a good time i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone we did it we got the pearls and we also got the rods we're done gg goodbye see you later where's the portal i don't even know oh crust i've lost my portal i don't even know where to go we just gotta figure out a way i don't have a portal but i could make one thank goodness i've traded a bunch there you go let's leave hey we did it success i've never been so relieved being back here oh my gosh let's go make the eyes of ender now boom there you go i guess it's time for us to throw one come on okay it's this way it's time to run oh my god why are these things happening 4k not the resolution just the health oh it's a horse hey horse man how you doing oh horse man i'm not taming you i'm gonna go tame this other horse this horse is cooler look how cool you are oh hearts and saddle nice there you go we got a pet horse nice i'm gonna name you jonathan let's go you and me jonathan and your jump is awful holy crust you got stubby legs or something what's going on there's an ocean right here um is this is this the end oh it keeps going ah crust jonathan i don't know if i'm gonna have to leave you here jonathan please go on the boat can you even fit in the boat fit in the boat i'm gonna literally corner you with boats if i have to oh no they're standing on top of the boat that's not what i want are you too big i think you're too big are you oh you've grown so much jonathan from when i first saw you and now you can't even fit in a dingboat oh my gosh no unfortunately my my pet horse jonathan is too dummy thick to get in the boat so i just might have to just leave you sorry i know it's sad but i've tried many boats many attempts and still you could not get in the boat i'll see you later jonathan i'll be back i promise goodbye jonathan oh man i'll throw another still goes oh that hurts i have 10 now okay this is uh not too cash money for my situation maybe i should have gotten a little bit more blaze rods i can make up to 12. why does it have to be this way just keep running i'm throwing another one oh it goes back okay it's in the savannah then i'm gonna throw one more on the plateau it goes this way now what what is this trajectory it's so strange i'd like to think that it's literally right on this trunk i'm gonna throw one more oh i was right i was right yes and we have enough perfect this is actually perfect just enough barely i have 12 eyes of ender okay let's go down now let's go let's go let's go all right here we go this is it moment of truth ow oh many damage okay we have a thousand hearts now oh man ah cross we're at corridors on corridors and corridors no oh it's right here oh gg oh no oh no no no no no no please no damage oh no please no okay this is the first time my hearts have visually oh my goodness the things you would do to try to hit me your targeter what are you stream sniping ew oh now we're at 256 hearts now which is you know technically still pretty a lot let's go do this now here we go this is it here we go let's go make the final things of arrows now here we go boom and boom we have a lot of arrows to work with here we go let's do this here we go let's get out of here here we are the surface i'm already looking at one oh come on man oh you going here you go near you're going here bam boat got him god i'm good you think you're gonna get me i was ready i was ready that's right let's go let's go let's shoot bang that's one that's another another right there let's get the cages back to back there's a very aggressive dragon there's so much breath do you flosstrack it huh that's my question oh come on come on that's another case that's both of the cages the cages are done very nice there you go another all right all right almost all of them are done now come on i gotta get the angle for the last one i think oh oh my god 128 across you booped me that was a very painful boop there you go that is it that is all of it let's do this bow time are you ready dragon are you ready for bow time hmm there she is there she is she perching she's perching she's perching oh look at the breath chew gum dragon oh she's down she's down okay here we go hey hey hey what what's that i'm sure no come on what is this please oh there it is i found it everybody i found it that was slightly successful that was incredibly a five foot six five come on now focus focus focus i'm going up oh god i just realized we have 64 hearts left oh boy it's perching once more go down i'm going down would you here we go slaps let's go bang oh she's scared she's running away okay final ones final ones here we go this is it you know what i have an idea do something i have an idea with my pants my pants is going to kill this dragon get ready she's throwing it up and and come on go it isn't working oh god that's actually not good that's actually really not good um i didn't expect that okay okay your breath is cool jk jk jk oh my god yes oh you thought oh god oh god oh oh oh go oh leave me alone victory yes oh my god that was way too close okay the cockiness was a little too much but we still did it we still did it holy crap we pulled it off we were on half a heart and we still killed that dragon and went through the portal as well nice there you go that is it that is the challenge thanks for watching bye

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Id: B2h7lzdFpRo

Length: 21min 8sec (1268 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 13 2021