Minecraft, But You Can Milk Any Mob...

in today's video we're able to milk every single mob and different mobs give us different superpowers i don't even oh whoa what dude what holy crap this is sick can we milk our way to victory watch till the end to find out let's do this all right three two and one go go go go go okay and all right all right hold up oh my god there are so many animals yes i can't wait to milk a sheep and a creeper and the ender dragon hopefully by the end of this video basically gamers we're gonna be oh hello mr black sheep your otters will be mine wait do sheep even have okay we're gonna be milking something i don't know what it's gonna be but i'm gonna get it and i'm gonna drink it probably not a smart idea but hey in today's video let's quickly get our stuff manoy mchoyman and we're gonna be able to literally milk any item or not any item actually that's a pretty good idea right there but any animal even a horse which sounds really wrong i don't even know if horse's milk is good and okay hold on this biome looks sick and perfect we found iron that's literally what i want essentially guys we need to make a bucket because that one bucket is gonna like oh wait what the heck yo i didn't have to say oh never mind it's nothing for a second i thought i found like an insane cave but no no oh my god what if we milk a dolphin bro dolphin milk loki sounds like it would taste amazing i don't know what i'm saying wait hold on did i just see a cr oh my god a creeper's milk no no no i ain't drinking that bro oh there you go oh my goodness we have the bucket we have the bucket oh my god am i really about to milk everything in anything i can wait can i milk a block okay no i can't but comment down below if i should actually add that to be able to milk blocks all right and let's go and just get the rest of our iron so we apparently are supposed to get superpowers whenever we milk items like a oh wait no not a cow because that's just that's just regular milk i'm so stupid oh yes hello mr sheep three two one and yoink oh my wait sheep milk it actually worked and can i drink it oh my god i can drink it he's looking at me like what did you do to me yeah just walk away buddy don't worry about it all right we also have a horse here and okay let's just do this three two one i'm gonna drink the sheep milk and oh my god i have an effect sheep effect it's called sheephead i don't even know what sheeped wait what what does this do hold on a second sheep eat grass what if i just oh my i can bro i can eat grass wait it filled up my hunger bar and i just got white wool wait what are you kidding me so you're telling me i'm basically with the sheep thing i can just i'm literally getting food by just eating grass and i have seven wool now what wait is it the same milk oh it is the same milk so hold on i can drink this milk what if i drink horse milk though can i try the oh we have the horse milk and it's slightly more brown i have chocolate horse milk sorry my guy i know i know you'll read it out i'm weirded out too i don't know if people do this in real life i mean i feel like it'd be a little weird but i'm gonna go and just drink it let's see what happens wait what jump boost two and speed 2 what we can literally oh my goodness no no way no way dude i'm literally a horse we do we got the superpowers oh my nuts bruh what are you kidding me wait wait wait wait wait i look he loved this one holy crap god milk you're like i have fish milk i actually have fish milk why is it blue i'm so confused oh this guy wants to get milk okay that sounds really wrong but anyways ladies and gentlemen this is basically what we're gonna be doing except every milk is gonna get cooler and weirder okay this is gonna be a very cursed video we gotta make it to the end guys and drink the ender dragon's milk yes that dude what we gotta milk the dragon boys okay with that said let's go and drink the fish milk i don't know what it's gonna do and boing wait what is what what a i have the conduit power what does this do i honestly don't even know what the conduit does wait a second we have haste under water oh my god that is fire wait can we get squid milk wait no i want squid milk oh it's okay i don't know about this one chief but wait where's dolphin hello buddy yoink i have dolphin milk now okay so the fish one's not bad i mean i just get the power of a conduit which is pretty sick i'm drinking the squid milk and what inking what what does that do uh i'm confused if i hit someone apparently yeah it gives them blindness oh i'm sorry for blinding you fishy boy okay that's interesting i mean i don't know how that's gonna be too useful so yolo dolphin milk time i have fisher and dolphins grace wait this one's actually pogba bro i can swim extra fast oh my goodness and apparently i can just eat fish oh my god i just i just ate a fish yo what okay wait that's fire and hold on it's about to be nighttime we barely have anything so you know what let's grab all our resources and wait a second wait i can just make a bed bruh no way literally a bed there's two more animals there's chimpkin yoink oh my god i have to oh it's an egg i'm gonna drink raw eggs really well i'm an egg man so and then oh god i'm gonna right-click this dude's butt no no no technoblade it's okay it's just it's just a test and yoink oh my god i got this out of his butt it's called pig milk is pink and okay although horse milk is low-key lit i'm gonna go inside over here i don't really have any food but oh my god there's that enderman right there bruh enderman milk holy crap and there's a bat right there too okay so i'm gonna go and drink the uh the oh the chicken milk just gave me slow falling for five minutes and then oh my god i got his juice i got the enderman's no i'm sorry i'm so oh yes i can run oh my goodness oh my goodness make a hole no no no no no no no [Music] okay well anyways we still have everything that zombie has a literal iron sword but we can get his milk okay i'm gonna drink the pig milk there you go what does this give me satura that's it just just literally saturation for a little bit i think it just heals my hunger so let's get this zombie milk and then oh my god skeleton are you kidding me no no no i need to get stuff dude okay there you go let's make ourselves a sword and then hold on maybe we can use these milks to defeat them i'm drinking the zombie milk and then wait what i just got no i got hunger are you kidding me wait no enderman no curry and oh wait this looks sick i have enderman wait what what does this do i don't even oh whoa what i drink the animal milk and then i can literally just teleport them oh my god i just killed them both what wait what if i smack a bat oh my bro i think i think i literally just see him unless that's another bat bro hold up hold up we're actually nuts i think i really really like this enemy milk i really like this enderman milk bro i wonder what happens if we smack the enter dragon with it there's so many questions that will be answered and oh my god there's two skeletons right here hold on before i'm gonna milk one of them you don't get milk nerd and then ye oh my god oh my god oh my god so it doesn't kill them but it's just like oh my goodness dude this is so sick this is literally so only killed that one fire bro oh we're insane oh my goodness this is not good oh my god he knows where i am he knows where i am three two one oh no he forgot me he forgot me and yay oh my god no oh that was so close bro this video is intense man let's place that there get this smelting while our iron smells let's get some more bro i need milk that just gives me haste i'm so tempted to drink the skeleton milk i feel like it's going to be so sick like just bo aimbot oh my god dude oh wait i hear something else oh no no no okay boom there you go we got ourselves our iron pickaxe we have more iron smelting but it's fine bro i think i need to go back to the surface okay we got to be careful go go go go go go oh my god there's so many mobs dude there's so many mops should i just drink the skeleton did i just drink the skeleton hope for the best oh my goodness i think i might have to i'm drinking it three two one skeleton milk and wait what i was giving a bow i got boned effect what how do i have arrow oh i have four arrows oh i didn't even know okay hold on do i have the bow aimbot though ye i do wait what oh no i don't know i don't he's shooting at me wait how am i still shooting i don't have any arrows do i have infinite ammo oh my god i have infinite ammo i just killed him wait this is pog i can literally kill all the freaking oh no no no none of my hates are critical though so i think it's just like skeletons oh god no no no no i'm dead i'm dead oh my god no i killed him oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god we killed another one no no no no no no i'm gonna die run run where's the sheep yes sheep yoink sheep milk curry and eat the grass cause i'm a sheep just yes yes i'm healing up i'm healing up cow milk milk yoink or horse milk i meant yeah and let's get out of here boys in the meantime let's go and you'll like this there you go spider milk loki i think i'm just i'm just gonna drink it oh my oh my god oh my god the bat milk sucks i thought it was gonna make me fly just gives me snow falling in night vision okay how about spider milk what does that do spider can i still have the night vision can i oh my god yes i can literally climb bro bro bro this is fire oh my goodness okay i think fall damage i gotta be careful oh my god boys we only have the bone effect for another full minute come on come on come on let's try and see if we can find some other stuff to milk i see a skeleton over there hold up hold up you ain't gonna see this coming boy nope watch your jet bro wacho jet oh my god hold on there's a spider over here spider's not bad oh my god wait what how did i just get poisoned where was there a poison freaking thing from okay well great i'm at half a heart right here witch oh my goodness there's a chest yes yes yes yes yes oh my god oh my god i'm eating this right now dude i'm eating this right now bro bro i i honestly didn't even think you could find those in those okay hold on i'm gonna get a regular water bucket and i'm gonna go and actually drink the bucket and hold on let's get this guy oh my god the witch go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go oh my god oh my god yes okay we are now a spider we have the spider effects diamond let's go pog oh my god yes yes yes okay oh my god no wait yes the spider webs die please yes oh my god that's actually so sick of spider more diamonds bro what the nuts bro we went from getting like super unlucky to now just getting really lucky actually insane we have nine diamonds come on bro let's get the balls out of here dude we are spider-man spider-man he's bald and he's also cyborg spider-man yes ladies and gentlemen i'm the new spider-man what do you guys think what do you rate me eh and okay finally man we're above the surface i saw this witch milk though and oh my god dude i never thought i'd be so happy to get some pigs milk there you go out of his butt again so if i drink this i'm pretty sure oh my god yes i get saturated instantly yoink oh pig's milk is fire we need to make a lot more bucket dude there you go oh my god bro we just need to make all the buckets we can get however i'm kind of curious as to what the witch milk is gonna do i feel like i want to save it because i don't know if i'm gonna find another witch if we waste it now you know what i'm saying i think it's overpowered oh my god there's another enemy over there hold on i'm gonna start him i'm staring at you oh my goodness no i got your milk ah nerd i milked your whatever the balls i milked yeah there's nothing you can do about it oh who's mad they just got milked wait what if i drink enema milk and then hold on i'm gonna drink the enemy milk i'm gonna milk him again and then i'm gonna hit him jake oh my god it actually oh wait okay well it doesn't really work too well in him huh oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god bro i'm still gonna die nope oh my god finally we killed him bro that was crazy okay there you go we're gonna get a butt ton of more buckets let's get some more wood cause boys i want to head to the nether we have to i also want to find a village how can i be such an idiot villager milk wait villagers are like the closest thing to humans uh that kind of disgusts me but we're gonna do it there could be a village at the spruce because i mean they spawn there oh oh wait i thought i saw it oh i did see a village oh my god i died dude bruh let's go ah look at this dolphin he wants to get milked okay hold on bro we're actually cracked we're so lucky in this video oh my goodness bro this is actually crazy oh my god there's armor right here yo iron golem milk oh my god i'm drinking the horse milk now horse milk done can i get iron golem milk i have iron golem milk oh my god i have so many questions i actually have so many questions but where's the villagers the villagers should be inside oh there's the little kid oh god wait am i gonna milk a little kid okay thank god i thought it was gonna work that was gonna be really weird fbi was gonna freaking come knocking on my door i opened up bro what wait why is there so much insane loot here bro oh my god i'm gonna take it all right hold up sorry my guy but there you go i just milked them okay well with that said three two no no no what the nuts no no no no no no no no oh my god all right well i'm gonna drink the villager milk oh my god i just got hearts wait what the who's i just had a baby what does he actually follow me because not village daddy that's the effect i have what and he defends me oh my god he doesn't defend the village he defends me while i have this effect on that's insane i was gonna kill you but you know what now fam although i do want to low-key drink your milk i'm gonna drink it three two one and yoink now i am ironed okay that makes sense what do i do i just like consume iron is that just a wait what what did i just oh my what i was kidding we just no way wait i actually have health boost infinitely and oh i have slowness though bro what we are stacked okay wait i'm sorry my guy but oh my god oh oh my god i would have died if i didn't have the health bruh i have more iron golem milk i'm actually gonna low-key just get some more but hold up wait a minute oh my god let's stack up real quick there you go and okay fourth just in case let's kill this guy and oh my god the cat was hiding from me for me not to milk him and there you go can't kill them because honestly boys i just want to eat i want to consume the iron bro what this is so cursed dude look how much health i have oh my god but we're so slow hold up i need another bucket though i think oh no wait what if i drink the pig milk is it gonna remove all my oh i did whatever it's fine i didn't want it anyways but i have cat's milk and wonders it's just gonna give me like speed or something really cool oh my god it does i have speed and fissure and night vision oh okay hold on wait let's get another thingamabob there you go i'm always taking it out of their butts i don't know what's wrong with me and freaking technoblade okay well let's just try and get to the nether voice okay hold up no lava pool but there's this thing oh my god yes yes yes okay and what's inside of here oh so touch pickaxe what and okay hold on i just drink the pig's milk let's join the skeleton milk yeah you think this is a joke huh yeah buddy now i have infinite arrows what's up what's good i'm now boned okay i'm pretty sure i can just make a portal out of this okay gamer so while i make the portal if you guys can just suck very quickly you know while i do this insanely entertaining thing if you guys haven't subscribed yet you're new to the channel then definitely sub especially if you're liking the content that you see because we break minecraft every single video and leave a like if you haven't been enjoying and we're in okay very weird spawn i think i'm actually just going to drink the chicken's milk right off the bat so now we fall we have slow falling and there you go we're here oh my god yes chicken milk is pog we have the hogland milk for the fire resistance and oh my god can i make it can i make it can i make it no i can't no i can't no i can't drink it drink and drink it and yes there you go oh my god we did it and now i can go ahead and yes got the strider milk i'm really scared but i'm drinking it because i have nothing to lose what is this slowness but strider wait can i just walk on oh i dude what holy crap this is sick this is so sick what i am literally oh my goodness no way bro no way shut the front door this is so fire i'm a little strider oh my god oh my god this is actually one of the coolest things ever i'm literally walking on lava and just like that we're in boys and you know what i think i'm honestly gonna drink the i don't know should i drink the horse milk just to kind of be fast or the witch milk i think i'm gonna drink the witch milk yeah yeah yeah let's drink the witch milk there you go boom i know i'm witched but i still have the strider effect wait that's fire okay i don't know what this does but sure so apparently being a witch having the effect spawns a bunch of effects when i get hit or when i hit other things hold on let's see if let's see if i know what it's saying three two one and boom what i don't i don't know what just happened i literally don't know what just happened but i killed the blaze i'm so interested what does the witch really do okay whatever well let's go and just milk the blaze this is very dangerous i do not have a shield and okay there you go we're doing pretty good hold on i can also trade with these nerds let's make a little hole for them oh my god dude i'm literally a heart oh my god oh my god the speed is helping the speed is helping holy crap we literally cannot get hit bruh i have six i only need a few more okay we have enough we have 12 but i think i should get one more oh my god oh my god oh my god no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh my god oh my god and let's go i didn't even know i had food wait why am i throwing it out okay mr piglet yes dude oh my god eleven i have eleven pearls honestly i think i'm good i'm honestly i honestly think i'm good strider time homie no no i just wanna get inside my stupid portal man hold on i'm gonna just join this dude's milk oh my god yes yes it's hogland milk i get saturation from it too i didn't even know now it can properly destroy your nuts well not really literally because that's kind of weird but yeah your milk gives me the strength i need oh wait i should have oh i should have milked them again dang it it's fine all right boys to milk the ender dragon oh wait i think i have yeah yeah yeah easy there you go and of course it dropped because i'm the best hold on though i need to stock up on some good like on some good milk so i think i'm actually gonna drink this blaze milk what does it do okay i literally don't know what it does i have pig milk let's get some skeleton oh my god creeper no no no creeper's just going to kill me isn't it oh my wait we actually survived i have an idea we can kill the ender dragon like that after milking him of course let's get horse milk there you go easy creeper milk for the final hit okay it's down here go go go go go go go go oh oh my god oh diamonds i don't know what i need these for but you're oh my god no oh oh my god we did not but we did okay well pig milk for saturation there you go and then oh my god let's break this go go go go go milk the silver fish yes oh my god i don't know what it does but i don't even want to find out low-key and go no better or anything bro i'm a freaking crackhead i literally have infinite like enderman milk basically which you know what just so that no one messes with me let's go and do that now there you go yo we have skeleton milk so we can bow and arrow everything oh dude and there's the dragon which we literally need to go ahead and get there you go i don't think any of them will be crits but it's fine infinite ammo time yes oh my god this is perfect this is perfect there we go we got that one and you oh my god yes i am border man with aimbot can i please just yes i'm gonna milk you buddy oh wait is he going already is he oh my god maybe it's the ender dragon egg that we need to milk probably i think that is what it is oh my god i meant half a heart bruh are we actually able to defeat the dragon with half a heart i actually don't think so i genuinely don't think so but here goes nothing here goes nothing here nothing oh my god come on come on come on come on we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it come on oh my god he actually left us alone dude we're still alive we're actually still alive somehow we gotta just keep running oh my god he's going down he's going down bro bro go go horsemen core smoke i just realized i had the horse move this entire time go go go go go oh my god oh my god i have the horse milk i have the horse milk come on come on come on and yes wait we actually did it oh my god don't look at any anime don't look at any enderman bro bro bro bro i have nothing i literally have nothing but just milk the horse milk the horse milk hold on wait now can we just do like this wait oh my god we have it we actually got the ender dragon milk we actually have the ender dragon milk ladies and gentlemen what's gonna happen when i drink this oh wait what wait nothing just happened i'm so i'm so confused i've been scammed we got scammed what all right no that's it fine you guys want to scam me yeah it's cool in that case creeper milk oh my god okay well there you go boys that's how you finish it off with the bang hopefully you guys enjoyed today's really weird video where we just milked our way literally to 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Channel: Bionic

Views: 6,263,361

Keywords: minecraft, Minecraft But You Can Milk Any Mob, minecraft but, challenge, minecraft challenge, minecraft mod, mods, mod, bionic, family friendly

Id: 7N5qAtAhkns

Length: 18min 42sec (1122 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 01 2021